May 15, 2018 • 8 mins
Nephew Tommy calls the choir director to question his "antics."
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's the nephew with today's prying phone call. But you
got the choir director, Yes, the choir director, idiot. Hello, Hello,
I'm trying to reach Lorenzo. Lorenzo played speaking as calling Hi.
(00:20):
This is UH I'm Bernard. I'm giving your call on
behalf of Missionary Baptist Church and UH doing a follow up.
Actually you you've you've been the choir director there right
for what is it close to six years now? Five
and a half years? Yes, okay, and for my understanding,
(00:41):
you're doing a great job. Everyone seems to love what
you're doing on Sunday mornings, which is definitely a blessing
for the entire congregation. Right. So what I was giving
you a call on is there seems to be a
bit of a discrepancy with some of the antics that
is going on when you are directing the choir on
Sunday mornings. Say again, now no no comes no come again?
(01:04):
You said, well, some of the members, who are you?
Once again? I said, my name is Bernard, and I'm
actually calling on behind. What's your last thing, sir? I'm
not I'm not actually a member of uhuh, but I've
been asked to give you a call and and bring
some things to your attention, and and and deliver the
news that the church would like for you to have. Okay,
(01:26):
what news that? Well, let me let me get back
to what I was. I was stating that some people
in the congregation are actually having a problem with your
antics when you're directing to quy uh different things that
they're not happy with. It is a sorrowful moment, I
should say, for me to have to come to you
and tell you that you know, as of today, with
(01:46):
your Sunday, we're gonna have to um ask you to
step down as the minister of music. I want maybe
I'm not hearing you correctly. You have a problem with
the Holy Spirit getting the whole of me to record cloud. Well,
it's not necessarily it's not the Holy Spirit at all.
If you can shot all day, that has nothing to
do with it. I guess, just different antics that you have.
(02:08):
You know that the congregation is just not I need
you to be a little more clear on what you're
saying antics. Please tell me what you're saying. So is
it that my half too long? Is it that I
look too cute when I'm in the clad? What? What
is it? So I'm not. I don't want to hear it.
I want to go take attack with you. Like I said,
(02:28):
I'm not a member. I want you to say it.
Please say it. You name they fired me, they fired
me today. I want you to say it. And I
want to know if the path to hide me, why
didn't he fire me? Well, you know it's it's it's
kind of like a business, you know, it's it's um.
The higher ups, uh really really keep their hands cleaning
(02:50):
on these type of things. And there's always someone that
has to deliver the message, you know. And I'm and
I and you know what, and I understand that, but
I want you to explain to me what answered. Please
tell me, Please tell me so I'm not listen. I'm
not gonna sit no no, no, no, no, no no no.
You called to deliver the news. I need to know
(03:11):
what answer. Okay? Are you wearing different hand styles every
other Sunday? Is? Is your hair just completely different? And
to the n B T Shop ever say any morning
I want to look to just like everybody else, want
to look cute on sunny morning, right right? Problem with that, sir?
Like I said, I'm just a message. I don't have
(03:31):
a problem with what you know? You're doing well? Who
has problems? Everdently? People? How I'm helpful it now that
I'm looking better than m Okay, let let me go
ahead and ask you something else. Are you wearing blue
contact lenses? I had on greater day? My day, I'm
super was great. So I had on great tonight. When
I was going back for the music, I was gonna
(03:53):
have my own green. You're gonna, sir, you, Lorenzo, you
were gonna wear green in contact lens? Damned? Okay, well
are they prescribed? They prescribed if I bought them, Lorenzo,
these other types of antics that they're talking about. So, y'all,
I want you to see it. I want you to
see it. I don't see it, please, said, I didn't
(04:17):
say it. That's that's that's that. That never was stated, Lorenzo.
But you asked me about my cut, you asking me
atout my half, right, But I didn't ask you about
anything else though, Lorenzo. Well, I just want you to
get to the point, please, sir, please, So what are
you representing the church or what an HR department? I
(04:37):
don't understand. I actually speak on behalf of pastor. Okay, Well,
I tell you what you tell becalled me himself because
I'm gonna show us at the musical tonight and I'm
gonna have my green contact on with my dreen So, Lorenzo,
I'm asking you now not to show up for the
actual musical tonight. Snap, you definitely won't be that's going
(04:58):
happen for showing up, y'all gonna put me out. We
can't put you out of the lord towns, but what
we You won't be playing or participating in the music.
Y'all trying to crucify me. Ain't nobody nobody's trying to
crucify you. I'll trying to crucify me. Okay, you know
when I'm not gonna go back and I'm so cute
for all y'all. That's what the problem is. Hey, look,
I don't have all day. I'm passing on the message
(05:20):
and that's clear. I'm just letting you understand that your
your job is completely terminated at this point. Is that understood.
I'm know I'm coming to the program for life and
I'm gonna turn that. I've been remember that for five
and a half years, and we're gonna do it right.
I'll let you know who I am Wait. Wait, this
is what it's all about. It's about your antics. That's
(05:44):
as this is what the congregation is talking about you.
But did you just hear what you're saying? You have
talk to me, y'all? For the fingers at me, So
I'm not pointing the finger at you, sir, Yeah, yeah,
you point them at me. I'll tell you what hold
a one because I'm a call. Wait just a minute.
(06:06):
I got one more thing to say before you do that.
Are you listening to me? Yeah, I'm listening to your
Sure you're not gonna talk to me in that tone?
Are you? You're that all and disrespecting me with my hands?
I got one more thing I want to say to you.
Are you listening? I'm listening. This is nephew you tim
Me from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just got
(06:26):
pranked by your entire mass choir? What nephew? Who this is?
This is Nephew Timming for the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Lord,
have mercy, Let me hang out. My house falls. I'm
kind of right now you're laughing. I want to know
(06:48):
who put you up? You all right? Man? Hey, I'm
all right, all right, I gotta get ready to put
the bad program to night. Well, there is a look
at us turn it? Could they tell me you know
how to turn a church out on Funday morn? Oh
(07:08):
you are? I need your time before you ask. That's
what you need to do. Okay, Man, I got one
more question for you. What is man? What is the
baddest I'm talking about the baddest radio show in the land,
the Steve Harvey, so that every morning some people from
(07:32):
the church. You a man, you wouldn't got this dude
right here? It's my hand too long? Am I too cute? Saying? Now?
I want you to say it? To find me on radio?
Defind me right now? Man? It is that is right there? Wow? Hello?
(07:59):
Who is it you? Tommy who wants to know? Oh?
My fist that wants to go? You know what I
made up my mind, Shirley, I'm gonna go out. I
think I'm gonna go out to South Dakota and do
(08:21):
a whole album out there. You know what I'm saying.
Kanye went to I'm gonna do South Dakota. All right, Well,
thank you nem That sounds great. Listen so interested that fascinating? Okay.
The subject of the strawberry letter which is coming up
is called my Sexy Neighbor is Stressing me out?
It's the nephew with today's prying phone call. But you
got the choir director, Yes, the choir director, idiot. Hello, Hello,
I'm trying to reach Lorenzo. Lorenzo played speaking as calling Hi.
(00:20):
This is UH I'm Bernard. I'm giving your call on
behalf of Missionary Baptist Church and UH doing a follow up.
Actually you you've you've been the choir director there right
for what is it close to six years now? Five
and a half years? Yes, okay, and for my understanding,
(00:41):
you're doing a great job. Everyone seems to love what
you're doing on Sunday mornings, which is definitely a blessing
for the entire congregation. Right. So what I was giving
you a call on is there seems to be a
bit of a discrepancy with some of the antics that
is going on when you are directing the choir on
Sunday mornings. Say again, now no no comes no come again?
(01:04):
You said, well, some of the members, who are you?
Once again? I said, my name is Bernard, and I'm
actually calling on behind. What's your last thing, sir? I'm
not I'm not actually a member of uhuh, but I've
been asked to give you a call and and bring
some things to your attention, and and and deliver the
news that the church would like for you to have. Okay,
(01:26):
what news that? Well, let me let me get back
to what I was. I was stating that some people
in the congregation are actually having a problem with your
antics when you're directing to quy uh different things that
they're not happy with. It is a sorrowful moment, I
should say, for me to have to come to you
and tell you that you know, as of today, with
(01:46):
your Sunday, we're gonna have to um ask you to
step down as the minister of music. I want maybe
I'm not hearing you correctly. You have a problem with
the Holy Spirit getting the whole of me to record cloud. Well,
it's not necessarily it's not the Holy Spirit at all.
If you can shot all day, that has nothing to
do with it. I guess, just different antics that you have.
(02:08):
You know that the congregation is just not I need
you to be a little more clear on what you're
saying antics. Please tell me what you're saying. So is
it that my half too long? Is it that I
look too cute when I'm in the clad? What? What
is it? So I'm not. I don't want to hear it.
I want to go take attack with you. Like I said,
(02:28):
I'm not a member. I want you to say it.
Please say it. You name they fired me, they fired
me today. I want you to say it. And I
want to know if the path to hide me, why
didn't he fire me? Well, you know it's it's it's
kind of like a business, you know, it's it's um.
The higher ups, uh really really keep their hands cleaning
(02:50):
on these type of things. And there's always someone that
has to deliver the message, you know. And I'm and
I and you know what, and I understand that, but
I want you to explain to me what answered. Please
tell me, Please tell me so I'm not listen. I'm
not gonna sit no no, no, no, no, no no no.
You called to deliver the news. I need to know
(03:11):
what answer. Okay? Are you wearing different hand styles every
other Sunday? Is? Is your hair just completely different? And
to the n B T Shop ever say any morning
I want to look to just like everybody else, want
to look cute on sunny morning, right right? Problem with that, sir?
Like I said, I'm just a message. I don't have
(03:31):
a problem with what you know? You're doing well? Who
has problems? Everdently? People? How I'm helpful it now that
I'm looking better than m Okay, let let me go
ahead and ask you something else. Are you wearing blue
contact lenses? I had on greater day? My day, I'm
super was great. So I had on great tonight. When
I was going back for the music, I was gonna
(03:53):
have my own green. You're gonna, sir, you, Lorenzo, you
were gonna wear green in contact lens? Damned? Okay, well
are they prescribed? They prescribed if I bought them, Lorenzo,
these other types of antics that they're talking about. So, y'all,
I want you to see it. I want you to
see it. I don't see it, please, said, I didn't
(04:17):
say it. That's that's that's that. That never was stated, Lorenzo.
But you asked me about my cut, you asking me
atout my half, right, But I didn't ask you about
anything else though, Lorenzo. Well, I just want you to
get to the point, please, sir, please, So what are
you representing the church or what an HR department? I
(04:37):
don't understand. I actually speak on behalf of pastor. Okay, Well,
I tell you what you tell becalled me himself because
I'm gonna show us at the musical tonight and I'm
gonna have my green contact on with my dreen So, Lorenzo,
I'm asking you now not to show up for the
actual musical tonight. Snap, you definitely won't be that's going
(04:58):
happen for showing up, y'all gonna put me out. We
can't put you out of the lord towns, but what
we You won't be playing or participating in the music.
Y'all trying to crucify me. Ain't nobody nobody's trying to
crucify you. I'll trying to crucify me. Okay, you know
when I'm not gonna go back and I'm so cute
for all y'all. That's what the problem is. Hey, look,
I don't have all day. I'm passing on the message
(05:20):
and that's clear. I'm just letting you understand that your
your job is completely terminated at this point. Is that understood.
I'm know I'm coming to the program for life and
I'm gonna turn that. I've been remember that for five
and a half years, and we're gonna do it right.
I'll let you know who I am Wait. Wait, this
is what it's all about. It's about your antics. That's
(05:44):
as this is what the congregation is talking about you.
But did you just hear what you're saying? You have
talk to me, y'all? For the fingers at me, So
I'm not pointing the finger at you, sir, Yeah, yeah,
you point them at me. I'll tell you what hold
a one because I'm a call. Wait just a minute.
(06:06):
I got one more thing to say before you do that.
Are you listening to me? Yeah, I'm listening to your
Sure you're not gonna talk to me in that tone?
Are you? You're that all and disrespecting me with my hands?
I got one more thing I want to say to you.
Are you listening? I'm listening. This is nephew you tim
Me from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just got
(06:26):
pranked by your entire mass choir? What nephew? Who this is?
This is Nephew Timming for the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Lord,
have mercy, Let me hang out. My house falls. I'm
kind of right now you're laughing. I want to know
(06:48):
who put you up? You all right? Man? Hey, I'm
all right, all right, I gotta get ready to put
the bad program to night. Well, there is a look
at us turn it? Could they tell me you know
how to turn a church out on Funday morn? Oh
(07:08):
you are? I need your time before you ask. That's
what you need to do. Okay, Man, I got one
more question for you. What is man? What is the
baddest I'm talking about the baddest radio show in the land,
the Steve Harvey, so that every morning some people from
(07:32):
the church. You a man, you wouldn't got this dude
right here? It's my hand too long? Am I too cute? Saying? Now?
I want you to say it? To find me on radio?
Defind me right now? Man? It is that is right there? Wow? Hello?
(07:59):
Who is it you? Tommy who wants to know? Oh?
My fist that wants to go? You know what I
made up my mind, Shirley, I'm gonna go out. I
think I'm gonna go out to South Dakota and do
(08:21):
a whole album out there. You know what I'm saying.
Kanye went to I'm gonna do South Dakota. All right, Well,
thank you nem That sounds great. Listen so interested that fascinating? Okay.
The subject of the strawberry letter which is coming up
is called my Sexy Neighbor is Stressing me out?
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