May 21, 2024 • 9 mins
Are you aware that the SUV that you ordered has a body in the back? If there is a problem, the cancellation fee is $50.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Coming up at the top of the hour, right about
four minutes after it is my Strawberry letter for today,
and the subject is he's not used to the real thing.
All right, we'll get into that and find out what
that's all about in just a few wait till you
hear this one. But right now he is here, the nephew,
fresh off of still celebrating his birthday with today's prank
(00:23):
phone call, nephew, what you got.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
I'm celebrating to the end of May, just to let
you out know. So, hey, hey, hey man, you too
are for this by going to the end of May.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
Do what No, you're fifty seven years old, you don't
You won't do that, nobody.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
You ain't gonna say it to raid who don't say you.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
Got a family and stuff to raise. You ain't got time,
you know, damn birthday to the end of May to
go to day in and get it over with. Hope
you get to the nephew. That's what you need to
be doing right now. Wow, So he needs to get
to be fifty eight coming in late to work. Ain't
got no reason to be late, to have a reason.
(01:02):
I was celebrating, what I mean, But hommy, you was
here yesterday. Fordy, what did you have a lapse in day?
Speaker 4 (01:12):
What you forget?
Speaker 2 (01:13):
I'm mixing it. I'm mixing it.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
He tried to trick us.
Speaker 4 (01:20):
Logic.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
Not just all right? All right?
Speaker 2 (01:24):
This right here is uber hearse? What did I just say?
Called him uber purse?
Speaker 3 (01:31):
Okay, birthday celebrate.
Speaker 4 (01:38):
I don't think he was never there?
Speaker 5 (01:40):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (01:41):
What hers feel? Thank you? I'm not gonna argue with you.
Thank you, and I'm gonna celebrate tomorrow. I'm gonna celebrate
some more today.
Speaker 4 (01:48):
Uber hurts.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
Let's go.
Speaker 5 (01:50):
Hello.
Speaker 4 (01:51):
Hello, I'm trying to read Shawan please Yeah, this means suck. Hey, Sean,
how you doing this? My name is Brian. I got
you on schedule. You you ordered an Uber for tomorrow morning.
I think you're okay? Are you? Are you schedu to
go to the airport? Correct?
Speaker 5 (02:08):
Absolutely? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (02:10):
Okay, all right, And I want to make sure you
you wanted an suv? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (02:15):
I wanted the suv?
Speaker 4 (02:17):
Okay? And that's ninety two eleven West. What is that?
Holmann two elevens drive? That's correct? Okay, all right, all right,
so I'll be outside tomorrow morning. You were talking about
seven seven am pickup? Correct, that's it. Got you got it.
(02:39):
Everything's on point, okay, all right, so listen, I wanted
to let you know this man, you ordered the suv.
I'll be there tomorrow. I'll be there probably a little
bit before seven am. You know, when you guys order
uber way in advance, you know, we try to get
there almost like a car service and make sure we
get you where you got to go. And I know
the traffic is gonna be a little crazy, so you
(03:00):
know I'll be there on time. I'll be downstairs waiting
on you.
Speaker 5 (03:02):
All right, I'd appreciate it.
Speaker 4 (03:05):
Now listen, I'm I'm I'm an suv, but it's a
kind of a little different. So that's why I kind
of the reason for a call. I wanted to kind
of give your heads up that I am an SUV.
So I just want you to look for the U
the black Hurst that will be outside hurt Yeah, I'll
be in a black Hurst tomorrow morning at seven as.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (03:30):
Okay, No, no, it's a hurts, it's a heart. Actually,
what's happening is is I I have another drop off
at the airport as well. You know, there's a I mean,
it's it's it won't affect you at all. But they'll
there'll be a body in the back, but that has
to we're trying to get that to the airport too.
But you know, like I said, as a matter of fact,
(03:51):
it's waiting in the hold up. Man, ain't well. I mean,
there'll be a body, but actually this is costing you less.
You know what I'm saying. So you don't have to.
Speaker 5 (04:05):
Man, well, I'm supposed to lay down to this moment
what you're doing about.
Speaker 4 (04:08):
Man, Dude, I ain't.
Speaker 5 (04:10):
Ride when the mart body.
Speaker 4 (04:12):
Hang on. Man, listen, you wanted an NUV.
Speaker 5 (04:16):
I'm not ride with the body.
Speaker 4 (04:18):
Dude.
Speaker 5 (04:18):
Now you tripping cancel this trip. I'll get another over.
So I'm not riding with a body.
Speaker 4 (04:23):
Dude. Okay, if you cancel, that's gonna cost you fifty dollars.
Speaker 5 (04:27):
Fifty dollars, man, you got like Ali had just downloaded
the app.
Speaker 4 (04:32):
Here's the deal.
Speaker 5 (04:33):
I know for a fact when you cancel over just
fight hours. I'm canceling and that's gonna be fight out.
There's gonna be no fifty dollars.
Speaker 4 (04:40):
It's gonna be fifty dollars, sir. It's different when you have.
Speaker 5 (04:43):
Well, my man, you can pay me a thousand dollars.
I'm not riding with the body.
Speaker 4 (04:47):
You feel me no understanding? You understand you now, But
do you want to get to the airport or not?
Speaker 5 (04:52):
Look, why don't you lay down next to the body
and you drive yourself there with the body like in
the past of the sea.
Speaker 4 (04:58):
I'm not doing it. Tell me what the problem? I mean?
Speaker 5 (05:00):
Obviously you used to driving around with bodies and that's
not my thing.
Speaker 4 (05:05):
You know what I'm saying. What's the problem? I mean,
you're going to be in the front of the hearse.
You're not going to be in the back. We'll put
the bodies in the back, with your luggage in the back.
I mean, I'll be fine, right.
Speaker 5 (05:13):
You're my man. You're tripping, Man, this is a crazy
you're calling the wrong with this crazy book. Dude, I'm
not doing none of that. What part of that? Don't
you understand?
Speaker 4 (05:23):
I'm going to get you there on time, sir, but
it's going to be in a hearse. That's all the
difference is. Man'll be riding.
Speaker 5 (05:30):
The hurst when I'm supposed to be laid out in it.
What I'm saying right now, you got me fixed up?
What kind of phone call?
Speaker 4 (05:37):
Is this what I mean, what's the problem.
Speaker 5 (05:40):
Obviously you're used to rolling with the bodies and hearses
and all that. Since when it over start rolling with
hearses to pick up regular live is to get them
from place to place. This is some crazy I want
you to think. When when did you think that it
would just be cool as a regular picking up a
(06:00):
body and just driving around in the street.
Speaker 4 (06:03):
I don't know, man, I mean, you know, I got
two jobs, you know what I'm saying. I do uber,
you know, and I also you know, work for a mortuary.
You know what I'm saying. So you know, but my
vehicle is is certified and approved it so I'm able
to use it as an su vedic.
Speaker 5 (06:18):
So you you call them and you gave it rides
to love more and they don't have no reaction, no
reaction to riding around with a marketing body in the back.
Speaker 4 (06:30):
Well you know, uh, sometimes there's a few people acting
a little you know, little it's a little different for him.
I get it, you know, But like I said, the
only reason why I'm calling.
Speaker 5 (06:38):
You you don't get that sh because you're trying to
hit me with a fifty dollars in charge that I'm not.
I'm not going for and you're trying to get me
to ride with a market bad body. Dude, I'm not
doing that shit.
Speaker 4 (06:51):
So I'll tell you what, bro, I'm gonna tell you
this right here. I'm gonna get off the phone. Tomorrow
is seven in the morning. Me and Tommy gonna be there,
so be looking forwards here.
Speaker 5 (06:59):
Who's me the body?
Speaker 4 (07:01):
No? No, Me and Tommy gonna be there tomorrow morning
at seven mayem. You know what I'm saying. Just be
ready for that. Then you're Timmy gonna have a problem. Okay, okay,
all right, tall let the Tommy don't cause see Tommy,
don't Tommy don't take this too kindly, so tell it
to him in the morning. Who's Tommy now? Okay, you
don't know who Tommy is? No, I don't what the
(07:22):
is Tommy? Okay? Do you know Tommy from the Steve
Harvey Morning Show. Do you know nephew Tommy?
Speaker 5 (07:29):
Oh? Come on, man, hey, oh man, oh man, that's hey,
hey man, come in and the Hurst.
Speaker 4 (07:46):
No, man, your boy. You got a boy named Chase
that you work with. Chase gave me your number, told
me to get your call.
Speaker 5 (07:53):
Oh man, yo, I'm gonna put that in the hearst.
Speaker 4 (07:57):
Man. Oh, hey man, you gotta give me one more thing. Man,
what is the baddest I'm talking about the baddest radio
show in the.
Speaker 5 (08:10):
Land, The Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 4 (08:13):
Hey man, I pick you up? What's up? All right?
Be there?
Speaker 5 (08:16):
All right?
Speaker 4 (08:21):
And there you have it? What do you think.
Speaker 3 (08:26):
Stupid enough? Come on?
Speaker 4 (08:28):
Let me know?
Speaker 1 (08:28):
And they're always stupid enough? Okay, you job.
Speaker 4 (08:33):
We fan.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
We just at the airport.
Speaker 5 (08:37):
Book.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
Yeah, we already know it's gonna be stupid.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
I'm just okay, you look on your face, it's gonna
be stupid. Time we looked at you and saw it,
we knew it's gonna be stupid. No, no, let's let's
back up the How can you look at my sexy
pretty face and know what I'm doing?
Speaker 3 (08:54):
I'm looking at.
Speaker 4 (08:58):
Look at you now, just right, but.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
I'm looking at myself on the zoom. I'm just trying
to make sure that I look sexy, that's all. I'm
just what you don't see it?
Speaker 1 (09:09):
All right? Look, thank you, nephew. Coming up next Strawberry letter.
The subject is he's not used to the real thing.
We'll get into that find out what that's all about.
Right after this, you're listening Harvey Morning Show
Coming up at the top of the hour, right about
four minutes after it is my Strawberry letter for today,
and the subject is he's not used to the real thing.
All right, we'll get into that and find out what
that's all about in just a few wait till you
hear this one. But right now he is here, the nephew,
fresh off of still celebrating his birthday with today's prank
(00:23):
phone call, nephew, what you got.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
I'm celebrating to the end of May, just to let
you out know. So, hey, hey, hey man, you too
are for this by going to the end of May.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
Do what No, you're fifty seven years old, you don't
You won't do that, nobody.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
You ain't gonna say it to raid who don't say you.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
Got a family and stuff to raise. You ain't got time,
you know, damn birthday to the end of May to
go to day in and get it over with. Hope
you get to the nephew. That's what you need to
be doing right now. Wow, So he needs to get
to be fifty eight coming in late to work. Ain't
got no reason to be late, to have a reason.
(01:02):
I was celebrating, what I mean, But hommy, you was
here yesterday. Fordy, what did you have a lapse in day?
Speaker 4 (01:12):
What you forget?
Speaker 2 (01:13):
I'm mixing it. I'm mixing it.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
He tried to trick us.
Speaker 4 (01:20):
Logic.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
Not just all right? All right?
Speaker 2 (01:24):
This right here is uber hearse? What did I just say?
Called him uber purse?
Speaker 3 (01:31):
Okay, birthday celebrate.
Speaker 4 (01:38):
I don't think he was never there?
Speaker 5 (01:40):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (01:41):
What hers feel? Thank you? I'm not gonna argue with you.
Thank you, and I'm gonna celebrate tomorrow. I'm gonna celebrate
some more today.
Speaker 4 (01:48):
Uber hurts.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
Let's go.
Speaker 5 (01:50):
Hello.
Speaker 4 (01:51):
Hello, I'm trying to read Shawan please Yeah, this means suck. Hey, Sean,
how you doing this? My name is Brian. I got
you on schedule. You you ordered an Uber for tomorrow morning.
I think you're okay? Are you? Are you schedu to
go to the airport? Correct?
Speaker 5 (02:08):
Absolutely? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (02:10):
Okay, all right, And I want to make sure you
you wanted an suv? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (02:15):
I wanted the suv?
Speaker 4 (02:17):
Okay? And that's ninety two eleven West. What is that?
Holmann two elevens drive? That's correct? Okay, all right, all right,
so I'll be outside tomorrow morning. You were talking about
seven seven am pickup? Correct, that's it. Got you got it.
(02:39):
Everything's on point, okay, all right, so listen, I wanted
to let you know this man, you ordered the suv.
I'll be there tomorrow. I'll be there probably a little
bit before seven am. You know, when you guys order
uber way in advance, you know, we try to get
there almost like a car service and make sure we
get you where you got to go. And I know
the traffic is gonna be a little crazy, so you
(03:00):
know I'll be there on time. I'll be downstairs waiting
on you.
Speaker 5 (03:02):
All right, I'd appreciate it.
Speaker 4 (03:05):
Now listen, I'm I'm I'm an suv, but it's a
kind of a little different. So that's why I kind
of the reason for a call. I wanted to kind
of give your heads up that I am an SUV.
So I just want you to look for the U
the black Hurst that will be outside hurt Yeah, I'll
be in a black Hurst tomorrow morning at seven as.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (03:30):
Okay, No, no, it's a hurts, it's a heart. Actually,
what's happening is is I I have another drop off
at the airport as well. You know, there's a I mean,
it's it's it won't affect you at all. But they'll
there'll be a body in the back, but that has
to we're trying to get that to the airport too.
But you know, like I said, as a matter of fact,
(03:51):
it's waiting in the hold up. Man, ain't well. I mean,
there'll be a body, but actually this is costing you less.
You know what I'm saying. So you don't have to.
Speaker 5 (04:05):
Man, well, I'm supposed to lay down to this moment
what you're doing about.
Speaker 4 (04:08):
Man, Dude, I ain't.
Speaker 5 (04:10):
Ride when the mart body.
Speaker 4 (04:12):
Hang on. Man, listen, you wanted an NUV.
Speaker 5 (04:16):
I'm not ride with the body.
Speaker 4 (04:18):
Dude.
Speaker 5 (04:18):
Now you tripping cancel this trip. I'll get another over.
So I'm not riding with a body.
Speaker 4 (04:23):
Dude. Okay, if you cancel, that's gonna cost you fifty dollars.
Speaker 5 (04:27):
Fifty dollars, man, you got like Ali had just downloaded
the app.
Speaker 4 (04:32):
Here's the deal.
Speaker 5 (04:33):
I know for a fact when you cancel over just
fight hours. I'm canceling and that's gonna be fight out.
There's gonna be no fifty dollars.
Speaker 4 (04:40):
It's gonna be fifty dollars, sir. It's different when you have.
Speaker 5 (04:43):
Well, my man, you can pay me a thousand dollars.
I'm not riding with the body.
Speaker 4 (04:47):
You feel me no understanding? You understand you now, But
do you want to get to the airport or not?
Speaker 5 (04:52):
Look, why don't you lay down next to the body
and you drive yourself there with the body like in
the past of the sea.
Speaker 4 (04:58):
I'm not doing it. Tell me what the problem? I mean?
Speaker 5 (05:00):
Obviously you used to driving around with bodies and that's
not my thing.
Speaker 4 (05:05):
You know what I'm saying. What's the problem? I mean,
you're going to be in the front of the hearse.
You're not going to be in the back. We'll put
the bodies in the back, with your luggage in the back.
I mean, I'll be fine, right.
Speaker 5 (05:13):
You're my man. You're tripping, Man, this is a crazy
you're calling the wrong with this crazy book. Dude, I'm
not doing none of that. What part of that? Don't
you understand?
Speaker 4 (05:23):
I'm going to get you there on time, sir, but
it's going to be in a hearse. That's all the
difference is. Man'll be riding.
Speaker 5 (05:30):
The hurst when I'm supposed to be laid out in it.
What I'm saying right now, you got me fixed up?
What kind of phone call?
Speaker 4 (05:37):
Is this what I mean, what's the problem.
Speaker 5 (05:40):
Obviously you're used to rolling with the bodies and hearses
and all that. Since when it over start rolling with
hearses to pick up regular live is to get them
from place to place. This is some crazy I want
you to think. When when did you think that it
would just be cool as a regular picking up a
(06:00):
body and just driving around in the street.
Speaker 4 (06:03):
I don't know, man, I mean, you know, I got
two jobs, you know what I'm saying. I do uber,
you know, and I also you know, work for a mortuary.
You know what I'm saying. So you know, but my
vehicle is is certified and approved it so I'm able
to use it as an su vedic.
Speaker 5 (06:18):
So you you call them and you gave it rides
to love more and they don't have no reaction, no
reaction to riding around with a marketing body in the back.
Speaker 4 (06:30):
Well you know, uh, sometimes there's a few people acting
a little you know, little it's a little different for him.
I get it, you know, But like I said, the
only reason why I'm calling.
Speaker 5 (06:38):
You you don't get that sh because you're trying to
hit me with a fifty dollars in charge that I'm not.
I'm not going for and you're trying to get me
to ride with a market bad body. Dude, I'm not
doing that shit.
Speaker 4 (06:51):
So I'll tell you what, bro, I'm gonna tell you
this right here. I'm gonna get off the phone. Tomorrow
is seven in the morning. Me and Tommy gonna be there,
so be looking forwards here.
Speaker 5 (06:59):
Who's me the body?
Speaker 4 (07:01):
No? No, Me and Tommy gonna be there tomorrow morning
at seven mayem. You know what I'm saying. Just be
ready for that. Then you're Timmy gonna have a problem. Okay, okay,
all right, tall let the Tommy don't cause see Tommy,
don't Tommy don't take this too kindly, so tell it
to him in the morning. Who's Tommy now? Okay, you
don't know who Tommy is? No, I don't what the
(07:22):
is Tommy? Okay? Do you know Tommy from the Steve
Harvey Morning Show. Do you know nephew Tommy?
Speaker 5 (07:29):
Oh? Come on, man, hey, oh man, oh man, that's hey,
hey man, come in and the Hurst.
Speaker 4 (07:46):
No, man, your boy. You got a boy named Chase
that you work with. Chase gave me your number, told
me to get your call.
Speaker 5 (07:53):
Oh man, yo, I'm gonna put that in the hearst.
Speaker 4 (07:57):
Man. Oh, hey man, you gotta give me one more thing. Man,
what is the baddest I'm talking about the baddest radio
show in the.
Speaker 5 (08:10):
Land, The Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 4 (08:13):
Hey man, I pick you up? What's up? All right?
Be there?
Speaker 5 (08:16):
All right?
Speaker 4 (08:21):
And there you have it? What do you think.
Speaker 3 (08:26):
Stupid enough? Come on?
Speaker 4 (08:28):
Let me know?
Speaker 1 (08:28):
And they're always stupid enough? Okay, you job.
Speaker 4 (08:33):
We fan.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
We just at the airport.
Speaker 5 (08:37):
Book.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
Yeah, we already know it's gonna be stupid.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
I'm just okay, you look on your face, it's gonna
be stupid. Time we looked at you and saw it,
we knew it's gonna be stupid. No, no, let's let's
back up the How can you look at my sexy
pretty face and know what I'm doing?
Speaker 3 (08:54):
I'm looking at.
Speaker 4 (08:58):
Look at you now, just right, but.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
I'm looking at myself on the zoom. I'm just trying
to make sure that I look sexy, that's all. I'm
just what you don't see it?
Speaker 1 (09:09):
All right? Look, thank you, nephew. Coming up next Strawberry letter.
The subject is he's not used to the real thing.
We'll get into that find out what that's all about.
Right after this, you're listening Harvey Morning Show
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