February 14, 2025 • 8 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Right now, it is time for the nephew and today's
prank phone called Nephew, Happy Valentine's Day? What you got
for us? Happy Valentine? Shit?
Speaker 2 (00:09):
All right, I gotta praank for you. Before that, I
want to give a big shout out to one of
my boys, Marcus d Wiley. Marcus D Why straight up,
straight up the Willa Ridge High School, Missouri City. Marcus
is dropping dropping his first comedy special on YouTube and
the title of it is Marriage Is Major Surgery. That's
(00:30):
how bought Marcas D. Wiley straight up out of Houston.
As you know, Marcus is clean comedy. Used to be
on the air with Elana Ands and that's our boy.
That's how ride It died to Houston, Texas. So I
want to show a man love, man and much much love.
Hope you hope you hit the home run, baby, I
know you will.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
I wouldn't saw it, Tommy.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
I wouldn't saw the show when he was touring in
when he was prepping for it.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
It is absolutely dynamic, man. It is a mark and you.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
See this show, Marriage is Major Surge. I love the title.
So congrat to you man. YouTube special. Y'all go check
him out. Coming up here. It is the prank of
the day. Valentine's Day delivery. Valentine's Day delivery. It's time
to get on into this stupid cat dog.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
Get your clill. Hello, Hello, my name is Eric. I
gotta give you guys a call. I got a delivery.
I gotta make there tomorrow for Valentine's for who Kendrew Kendrew, Yeah,
Kendrem lives here. That's my wife. But I didn't order.
I didn't order anything for her. For her from Valentine's Day.
(01:32):
I'm supposed to be there between seven and seven thirty.
You guys are first on my list tomorrow morning for Valentine.
And I got like seven eight boxes here. That's uh,
that's coming to you all. Play so all right, I
can let me let me let me ask you this.
You at six West Down? Is that you? Yeah? That's me.
(01:53):
But uh again, there's there must be some clerical error
typo because like I just told you, man, I didn't
boxes and Chenne, it's about seven boxes. But I mean,
I mean, let's just looking at the total here, that
adds up to about six hundred something dollars. I mean,
I got flowers, no partner, we just gonna I'm just
gonna take it at dinner and we're just gonna do
(02:14):
our thing. But there was there was There was no
delivery schedule from me enough folds, especially not at at
seven o'clock at no partner you got it. If there's
something wrong, well you are you you're not gonna be there?
Are you not gonna be there tomorrow morning? Sir? Oh yeah,
I'm gonna be here. But as far as accepting a
delivery that I didn't order and didn't pay for, that's
(02:37):
not happening. Man. Well let me tell you. I got flowers,
two boxes that are lingerie, several boxes that are sex toys.
We're all all that stuff. I have all that stuff
loaded to be delivered tomorrow at seven am. And dude,
obviously there's a communication breakdown between you and me player
(02:57):
because I didn't order that, right, But you're telling me
the But what the problem I'm having is that you're
telling me I have the right address. You know the
name of the person Kendrick, which is your wife. Right. Yeah, yeah,
so far so good man. But uh, as far as
me ordering that, dude, I'm not. I'm not. I'm not
(03:19):
accepting it because I didn't pay for it. I did
not order. I mean, I mean it's already it's already paid.
Let me let me just look at the name here
on the here is here is right here. Okay, we
got Devin. What would you say? I said, Devon, that's
that's who made the purchase. Oh no, no, no, no, okay,
(03:41):
that's my wife's ex husin. So either you and him
are in cahoots with each other to do this and
and and try to upset me. But guess what you succeeded.
All right, So I'm gonna make this you. I listened
to you, so you listen to me. This is what
I want to make abundantly clear to you. I understand
(04:03):
you have a job to do, but if you bring
those roses and all of that stuff past my house tomorrow,
this is what's going to happen. Those roses, those storms.
I'm gonna put them somewhere so far up your rear
end that the only way that they see sunshine is
when you open your mouth. So do not, I repeat,
do not. You and Devin, y'all can take this and
(04:26):
you can do whatever y'all want with it. Y'all can
play with the second toys y'all can do whatever you
are to red roses, petals and all that other stuff.
Y'all can do what you need to do. Not show
up at my crib tomorrow because it ain't gonna be
a happy Valentine's Day for nobody involved. That's what I'm okay. Well,
here's the deal. As a delivery person, I am obligated
(04:49):
to make the drip. I have to make this drive
or then I don't get it. You know, I get
chewed out that I didn't do my job because this stuff. Okay,
so would what would you rather be che chewed out?
Have throws up your rear end? Let's hold down, let's
flad down in. What you're not gonna do is to
hold off you fen the doc was you bring? You bring? Okay?
(05:11):
All right, I won't do the flowers. I'll use the
sex toys for you. So you got a choice. You
got flowers. Let's let me let me say this as
professional as possible. You say, I'm trying to be as
pool as possible, but you ain't listening to me. Do
not bring the delivery. Okay, you can drop them off
(05:32):
at the curve. Then you get credit for and whoever
walk past and up and down the street. They can
pick it up, but do not come to my front
door and ring my doorbell asking me to sign and
accept nothing. It ain't have to drop them off at
the door, sir, I'm telling you now, I gotta drop
(05:53):
them off at the door. The problem I'm having is
you telling me you're gonna stick some flowers up my
Now we got a problem just listening to this whole scenario.
I'm just curious. Is it possible that maybe Devin does
something for her that you don't do? Hey? Man, you
what what's work? Where are you going at with this?
All I'm telling you is demand your business and don't
(06:13):
make this drop? Why am I that Devon sunder that?
Why am I gonna do this that Devon has purchased
for her? And if you need why, I don't need
to ask Devin because he's better not show his face
up over here. You can take it home and give
it to your girl if you want to. I'm not
(06:34):
giving my girl anything that I adn't buy for her.
I'm not doing that, you think so if you if
you're not gonna give your girl anything that you didn't
buy for her, why am I going to accept something
for my girl that I didn't buy for her. I
ain't gonna tell you that you gotta accept it. But
I'm saying, is not remember it you bring out to
my house, I gotta accept it. And I'm telling you now,
don't even bring it to my house. Maybe maybe mister
(06:56):
Devin know what she likes. She looks like obviously she's
gonna watch him no more. She wants me a heed
of the flower delivery person just like her ex husband.
I'm swooing he needs bumping and whooping. That's all I
got to say. Two words, but bringing someone whooping, so
you might as well come on now so you can
(07:17):
go home after you get this woopan Okay, okay, okay,
let me let me say this. At the end of
the day, I'm gonna say this is Tommy already told me, yo,
she's gonna do something like this. He told me that,
who'd you say? Who the hell already told me you
was gonna like, who the hell is Tommy? Nephew Tommy, Isaiah,
this is nephew Tommy for the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
(07:39):
And guess what, Isaiah, your girl Kendred got me a
frank phone call. You You know what you kendrew. All
of y'all can show up tomorrow and other y'all gonna
get portions of this talent times day. Ooh you got
(08:04):
your brother. Chance to cool down now, man to my
sweet one and only kindred with all that is in me,
I love your baby girl to death. Do us park
and it almost came early, but I love you, and
that is I've been stupid since. Stupid and stupid. You
(08:24):
understand what I'm saying? All right? Oh yeah, you play
too much? Not today? This today you do it? This
is it. Don't do anything stupid today.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
I'm not Lexington, Kentucky the nef you come to town.
That's March thirteen, fourteen, fifteen sixteen comedy. All Broadway tickets
on saying right now, stupid only come around once every
eight nine years, so you better get your.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
Ticket, all right now? Do you? Thank you? We will
do just that
Right now, it is time for the nephew and today's
prank phone called Nephew, Happy Valentine's Day? What you got
for us? Happy Valentine? Shit?
Speaker 2 (00:09):
All right, I gotta praank for you. Before that, I
want to give a big shout out to one of
my boys, Marcus d Wiley. Marcus D Why straight up,
straight up the Willa Ridge High School, Missouri City. Marcus
is dropping dropping his first comedy special on YouTube and
the title of it is Marriage Is Major Surgery. That's
(00:30):
how bought Marcas D. Wiley straight up out of Houston.
As you know, Marcus is clean comedy. Used to be
on the air with Elana Ands and that's our boy.
That's how ride It died to Houston, Texas. So I
want to show a man love, man and much much love.
Hope you hope you hit the home run, baby, I
know you will.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
I wouldn't saw it, Tommy.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
I wouldn't saw the show when he was touring in
when he was prepping for it.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
It is absolutely dynamic, man. It is a mark and you.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
See this show, Marriage is Major Surge. I love the title.
So congrat to you man. YouTube special. Y'all go check
him out. Coming up here. It is the prank of
the day. Valentine's Day delivery. Valentine's Day delivery. It's time
to get on into this stupid cat dog.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
Get your clill. Hello, Hello, my name is Eric. I
gotta give you guys a call. I got a delivery.
I gotta make there tomorrow for Valentine's for who Kendrew Kendrew, Yeah,
Kendrem lives here. That's my wife. But I didn't order.
I didn't order anything for her. For her from Valentine's Day.
(01:32):
I'm supposed to be there between seven and seven thirty.
You guys are first on my list tomorrow morning for Valentine.
And I got like seven eight boxes here. That's uh,
that's coming to you all. Play so all right, I
can let me let me let me ask you this.
You at six West Down? Is that you? Yeah? That's me.
(01:53):
But uh again, there's there must be some clerical error
typo because like I just told you, man, I didn't
boxes and Chenne, it's about seven boxes. But I mean,
I mean, let's just looking at the total here, that
adds up to about six hundred something dollars. I mean,
I got flowers, no partner, we just gonna I'm just
gonna take it at dinner and we're just gonna do
(02:14):
our thing. But there was there was There was no
delivery schedule from me enough folds, especially not at at
seven o'clock at no partner you got it. If there's
something wrong, well you are you you're not gonna be there?
Are you not gonna be there tomorrow morning? Sir? Oh yeah,
I'm gonna be here. But as far as accepting a
delivery that I didn't order and didn't pay for, that's
(02:37):
not happening. Man. Well let me tell you. I got flowers,
two boxes that are lingerie, several boxes that are sex toys.
We're all all that stuff. I have all that stuff
loaded to be delivered tomorrow at seven am. And dude,
obviously there's a communication breakdown between you and me player
(02:57):
because I didn't order that, right, But you're telling me
the But what the problem I'm having is that you're
telling me I have the right address. You know the
name of the person Kendrick, which is your wife. Right. Yeah, yeah,
so far so good man. But uh, as far as
me ordering that, dude, I'm not. I'm not. I'm not
(03:19):
accepting it because I didn't pay for it. I did
not order. I mean, I mean it's already it's already paid.
Let me let me just look at the name here
on the here is here is right here. Okay, we
got Devin. What would you say? I said, Devon, that's
that's who made the purchase. Oh no, no, no, no, okay,
(03:41):
that's my wife's ex husin. So either you and him
are in cahoots with each other to do this and
and and try to upset me. But guess what you succeeded.
All right, So I'm gonna make this you. I listened
to you, so you listen to me. This is what
I want to make abundantly clear to you. I understand
(04:03):
you have a job to do, but if you bring
those roses and all of that stuff past my house tomorrow,
this is what's going to happen. Those roses, those storms.
I'm gonna put them somewhere so far up your rear
end that the only way that they see sunshine is
when you open your mouth. So do not, I repeat,
do not. You and Devin, y'all can take this and
(04:26):
you can do whatever y'all want with it. Y'all can
play with the second toys y'all can do whatever you
are to red roses, petals and all that other stuff.
Y'all can do what you need to do. Not show
up at my crib tomorrow because it ain't gonna be
a happy Valentine's Day for nobody involved. That's what I'm okay. Well,
here's the deal. As a delivery person, I am obligated
(04:49):
to make the drip. I have to make this drive
or then I don't get it. You know, I get
chewed out that I didn't do my job because this stuff. Okay,
so would what would you rather be che chewed out?
Have throws up your rear end? Let's hold down, let's
flad down in. What you're not gonna do is to
hold off you fen the doc was you bring? You bring? Okay?
(05:11):
All right, I won't do the flowers. I'll use the
sex toys for you. So you got a choice. You
got flowers. Let's let me let me say this as
professional as possible. You say, I'm trying to be as
pool as possible, but you ain't listening to me. Do
not bring the delivery. Okay, you can drop them off
(05:32):
at the curve. Then you get credit for and whoever
walk past and up and down the street. They can
pick it up, but do not come to my front
door and ring my doorbell asking me to sign and
accept nothing. It ain't have to drop them off at
the door, sir, I'm telling you now, I gotta drop
(05:53):
them off at the door. The problem I'm having is
you telling me you're gonna stick some flowers up my
Now we got a problem just listening to this whole scenario.
I'm just curious. Is it possible that maybe Devin does
something for her that you don't do? Hey? Man, you
what what's work? Where are you going at with this?
All I'm telling you is demand your business and don't
(06:13):
make this drop? Why am I that Devon sunder that?
Why am I gonna do this that Devon has purchased
for her? And if you need why, I don't need
to ask Devin because he's better not show his face
up over here. You can take it home and give
it to your girl if you want to. I'm not
(06:34):
giving my girl anything that I adn't buy for her.
I'm not doing that, you think so if you if
you're not gonna give your girl anything that you didn't
buy for her, why am I going to accept something
for my girl that I didn't buy for her. I
ain't gonna tell you that you gotta accept it. But
I'm saying, is not remember it you bring out to
my house, I gotta accept it. And I'm telling you now,
don't even bring it to my house. Maybe maybe mister
(06:56):
Devin know what she likes. She looks like obviously she's
gonna watch him no more. She wants me a heed
of the flower delivery person just like her ex husband.
I'm swooing he needs bumping and whooping. That's all I
got to say. Two words, but bringing someone whooping, so
you might as well come on now so you can
(07:17):
go home after you get this woopan Okay, okay, okay,
let me let me say this. At the end of
the day, I'm gonna say this is Tommy already told me, yo,
she's gonna do something like this. He told me that,
who'd you say? Who the hell already told me you
was gonna like, who the hell is Tommy? Nephew Tommy, Isaiah,
this is nephew Tommy for the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
(07:39):
And guess what, Isaiah, your girl Kendred got me a
frank phone call. You You know what you kendrew. All
of y'all can show up tomorrow and other y'all gonna
get portions of this talent times day. Ooh you got
(08:04):
your brother. Chance to cool down now, man to my
sweet one and only kindred with all that is in me,
I love your baby girl to death. Do us park
and it almost came early, but I love you, and
that is I've been stupid since. Stupid and stupid. You
(08:24):
understand what I'm saying? All right? Oh yeah, you play
too much? Not today? This today you do it? This
is it. Don't do anything stupid today.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
I'm not Lexington, Kentucky the nef you come to town.
That's March thirteen, fourteen, fifteen sixteen comedy. All Broadway tickets
on saying right now, stupid only come around once every
eight nine years, so you better get your.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
Ticket, all right now? Do you? Thank you? We will
do just that
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