February 7, 2024 • 9 mins
Fool #1 crossed the line when he sent another man's wife flowers for Valentine's Day!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, coming up at about four minutes after the hour,
it's my Strawberry letter for today and the subject is
he picked me up in my pajamas at three a m.
We'll get into that find out what that's all about
in just a few because right now it is time
for the nephew and today's prank phone call.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
What you got neft?
Speaker 3 (00:19):
You know?
Speaker 2 (00:20):
Valentine's is coming up? Yeah, and you know you got
to give love one something, you know, even if the
loved one is not your wife. How do I say this? Wait?
What did I say that? Because? Yeah, well Valentine's gift card.
Let's just put it that way. Valentine's gift card. Okay,
(00:40):
I didn't got it. It mixed up with my wife's
gift with his wife gift. It's a miss. It's just
wait a minute. So you're getting a gift card, yeah,
to another man's wife. I gave her gift card. But
it was the right thing, idiot. Listen. It was an
(01:03):
honest mistake, is what I'm saying. Is honest happened.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
You're the only one.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
This can happen to anybody, Okay, anybody. I sure want
to hear this. Yes, let's hear it. Let's go get.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
Hello.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
Hello, I'm trying to read Bryce. Yeah, hey Bryce, how
you doing man? My name is Alvin Bro. How you
doing today?
Speaker 3 (01:25):
I'm good man. What's hey?
Speaker 2 (01:27):
Listen? I know you you you married Trisha Jatricia?
Speaker 3 (01:31):
Right, Trisa? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:35):
Who is this? Like I said, yeah, my name is Alvin,
And I'm just trying to make sure I got the
right person, man, because you you have black half white,
right from what I understand, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
I'm gonna have like who priss? Why why are you
asking me questions? What's going on? Okay?
Speaker 2 (01:50):
No, No, everything's cool, man, Everything's cool, Trish. So check
this out, man.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
Okay, listen, you got to say I'm at work, man,
say what you need to say. What's happened?
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Okay, listen, I actually dently I sent I sent Trica
some flowers for Valentine's. They gonna get there on Friday,
but I accidentally put a you know, I ordered a
gift card along with it, and they put this gift
card in Tricia's gift bag, and really that's that gift
card should really be for my wife. And I was
(02:20):
trying to see if maybe if you get to the
gift bag before maybe you could get it out for
me so I could get that gift card.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
Oh okay, so you said, you said my wife flowers
for Valentine's Day? Right, you know what you're saying.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Yeah, yeah, but that's not the key. The key is
is that it's a gift card in there that I.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
Need, you know, and that's saying a gift card to
my wife. You just want the flowers to go to
hear what you're saying.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I said the flowers.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
Man, Yeah, no problem, No, yeah, that's cool, man, I said,
this happens, and we make mistakes all the time. How
about this, how about you come out over and I
will be more than happy to give you the gift
card because I'm sure you know if you with the
flowers all, I'll just have to hand those the gift
card over to you and probably a nice uh beating too.
(03:07):
You stupid mother. Why in the would you ever call
me about this?
Speaker 2 (03:11):
Hey? Man? And I didn't expect all this hotpale Alvin
is hostility, bruh. All I'm trying to do is like
I said, I ain't brock.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
What do you mean you're doing that? You didn't think
there's gonna be hostile. You send my way flowers? How
do you even know my way? How do you know Trench?
How do you know Tresh?
Speaker 2 (03:30):
I work in I work in the building with that
Trish works in. So you work with her? Okay, good.
I don't work I don't work with her. I don't
work for her company at all. But my my, you know,
my floor is on a different floor. I work in
a different company, but she works, she works in the
same building. So yeah, dude, I'm just trying to get
the gift card. Man, I ain't even trying to trip dude,
I ain't.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
So let me. So you sent some flowers. When the
flower is gonna be here? What time the flower's supposed
to be here?
Speaker 2 (03:54):
The flowers getting there sometime Friday, I mean all Valentine.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
Yeah, on Valentine's Okay, good, good, So how about you
come down here on Fridays? Okay? And uh, I will
give the flowers a trash and I will give you
the gift cards. And you mentioned if I was half
black or half white, and I will. I'll go ahead
and let you know that both sides are gonna beat
your mother, because you got to be the most ignorant
mother I've ever met in my like. I don't care
(04:21):
if you're green, blue, yellow, lavender. I don't know what
the you are, but you are the dumbest piece of
ship I've ever met. You come here Friday, You come
here and get your wife will get her great gift card,
and my wife will get your flowers and everybody's gonna
be happy.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
Hey, dude, what's what's all this about? Man?
Speaker 3 (04:37):
Okay, so have you got on an hour tress? Are
you guys wanting for lunch or you know, maybe a
movie or I mean, how how much time have you
spent with my wife?
Speaker 2 (04:47):
Ain't I ain't spend no time with her?
Speaker 3 (04:49):
Why are you sut hering that? What do you mean
you ain't spend no time with her? How you you
seem to know all about her? You haven't gone out
one time with my wife?
Speaker 2 (04:56):
No, I ain't one hour?
Speaker 3 (04:58):
So you just have a crush on my wife? Is
you're trying to tame you? You just actually sent them
both to her? Is that what's called?
Speaker 2 (05:04):
I didn't actually I didn't actually dently send the flowers.
I send him because I wanted her to house. She's
a pretty she's a pretty lady. I wanted her to
have the flowers, but I didn't want her to But
I didn't want her to have my wife's gift card?
Speaker 3 (05:15):
Though? What did you think I was gonna be there?
How did you think? How did the emuns get crazy?
Both mine? Did you think this this was gonna be? Okay?
What if I called you right now? I'm like, hey,
I set your wife up? Uh? Can you send it
back to me? How would you feel if I did
the same to you?
Speaker 2 (05:31):
Well, I mean, you're talking about something different from flowers
and that's same. That sounds like a little bit offensive.
Don't you think?
Speaker 3 (05:37):
Oh, oh that's offensive? Yeah, man, you know, I'm sorry, Albert,
You're is Albert is not.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
Albert is Alvin. It's Alvin, Man, it's.
Speaker 3 (05:46):
Al I don't give us what it is. Alvin. Come
see me on Friday. I'm gonna have your gift card.
I'm super excited to meet you. This is this is
gonna be the best Valentine's Day of my life. Come
visit me. You sent the flowers to the house, right.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
I got the address that Tommy gave me.
Speaker 3 (06:03):
Who is Tommy?
Speaker 2 (06:05):
He the one gave me the address? He the one
told me Tommy?
Speaker 3 (06:08):
Come, how about you and Tommy come over to the house.
We'll have a we'll have a guys that I'll put
on a game. You're gonna have some pretzels. Why don't
you folk come over here?
Speaker 2 (06:17):
Okay? But why wow? Why whow are the hostility when
somebody's showing your wife some moved dude?
Speaker 3 (06:22):
No, there's no hostility whatsoever that you here hostile. I
just invited you and your boy Tommy to come to
my house. That's not hostile. I'm being hospitable. That's what
it is. It's hospitable. Come see me, Come see me.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
Okay, So let me ask you something.
Speaker 3 (06:36):
Man.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
Don't you take don't you drop Trish off to work
every morning?
Speaker 3 (06:40):
Yeah? I do? I do.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
Okay, Now, when y'all when y'all riding to work, ain't
y'all listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 3 (06:49):
But this is not the Steve Harry Boshaw.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
This is Nephew Tommy. Baby. Come on, Bryce, this is
Nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey morn Show. Your wife
Trish got me to pray phone call you old run bro.
Speaker 3 (07:04):
Yeah, there's no way. Oh now I'm back. I'm pissed
it again and now I'm going through so many emotions.
I was like, who could mean this? Oh? Oh man,
I am boily, holy oh, she's gonna pay for this one.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
You got to tell me, Bryce, what is the baddest
and I mean the baddest radio show.
Speaker 3 (07:36):
In the land, Little brother Steve Harvey show back up.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
Brice? Quite that way, Broy. He even played it cool, like, man, problem, no, no,
this is invitation, come on, bring you? Are you poor Tommy?
You're excited to meet you?
Speaker 3 (08:05):
You have?
Speaker 2 (08:06):
This is this is hospitable stupid for that dude right there,
oh man, right right on both sides black and the
white side, gonna beat your bad green Greensboro, North Carolina.
The Nephew was coming to the Comedy Zone February twenty third,
(08:29):
twenty fourth, and twenty fifth. Tickets on sale right now.
Stupid is coming your way once to again. Greensboro, North Carolina,
The Comedy Zone. Tickets on sale right now. March first,
second third. Good nights, good nights, Oh my god, you've
been to good nights on one time? North Carolina, Raleigh,
North Carolina. That whole little run right there, Winster, Salem, Charlotte, Riley,
(08:54):
and Greensboro. Are you guys, Okay, surely you never heard
of two country ass people talking. This is Raleigh, Raleigh,
all right, thank you ne for you.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
Coming up next, Strawberry Letter. The subject is he picked
me up in my pajamas at three a m. We
will get into that right after this.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
You're listening Harvey Morning Show.
All right, coming up at about four minutes after the hour,
it's my Strawberry letter for today and the subject is
he picked me up in my pajamas at three a m.
We'll get into that find out what that's all about
in just a few because right now it is time
for the nephew and today's prank phone call.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
What you got neft?
Speaker 3 (00:19):
You know?
Speaker 2 (00:20):
Valentine's is coming up? Yeah, and you know you got
to give love one something, you know, even if the
loved one is not your wife. How do I say this? Wait?
What did I say that? Because? Yeah, well Valentine's gift card.
Let's just put it that way. Valentine's gift card. Okay,
(00:40):
I didn't got it. It mixed up with my wife's
gift with his wife gift. It's a miss. It's just
wait a minute. So you're getting a gift card, yeah,
to another man's wife. I gave her gift card. But
it was the right thing, idiot. Listen. It was an
(01:03):
honest mistake, is what I'm saying. Is honest happened.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
You're the only one.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
This can happen to anybody, Okay, anybody. I sure want
to hear this. Yes, let's hear it. Let's go get.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
Hello.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
Hello, I'm trying to read Bryce. Yeah, hey Bryce, how
you doing man? My name is Alvin Bro. How you
doing today?
Speaker 3 (01:25):
I'm good man. What's hey?
Speaker 2 (01:27):
Listen? I know you you you married Trisha Jatricia?
Speaker 3 (01:31):
Right, Trisa? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:35):
Who is this? Like I said, yeah, my name is Alvin,
And I'm just trying to make sure I got the
right person, man, because you you have black half white,
right from what I understand, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
I'm gonna have like who priss? Why why are you
asking me questions? What's going on? Okay?
Speaker 2 (01:50):
No, No, everything's cool, man, Everything's cool, Trish. So check
this out, man.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
Okay, listen, you got to say I'm at work, man,
say what you need to say. What's happened?
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Okay, listen, I actually dently I sent I sent Trica
some flowers for Valentine's. They gonna get there on Friday,
but I accidentally put a you know, I ordered a
gift card along with it, and they put this gift
card in Tricia's gift bag, and really that's that gift
card should really be for my wife. And I was
(02:20):
trying to see if maybe if you get to the
gift bag before maybe you could get it out for
me so I could get that gift card.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
Oh okay, so you said, you said my wife flowers
for Valentine's Day? Right, you know what you're saying.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Yeah, yeah, but that's not the key. The key is
is that it's a gift card in there that I.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
Need, you know, and that's saying a gift card to
my wife. You just want the flowers to go to
hear what you're saying.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I said the flowers.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
Man, Yeah, no problem, No, yeah, that's cool, man, I said,
this happens, and we make mistakes all the time. How
about this, how about you come out over and I
will be more than happy to give you the gift
card because I'm sure you know if you with the
flowers all, I'll just have to hand those the gift
card over to you and probably a nice uh beating too.
(03:07):
You stupid mother. Why in the would you ever call
me about this?
Speaker 2 (03:11):
Hey? Man? And I didn't expect all this hotpale Alvin
is hostility, bruh. All I'm trying to do is like
I said, I ain't brock.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
What do you mean you're doing that? You didn't think
there's gonna be hostile. You send my way flowers? How
do you even know my way? How do you know Trench?
How do you know Tresh?
Speaker 2 (03:30):
I work in I work in the building with that
Trish works in. So you work with her? Okay, good.
I don't work I don't work with her. I don't
work for her company at all. But my my, you know,
my floor is on a different floor. I work in
a different company, but she works, she works in the
same building. So yeah, dude, I'm just trying to get
the gift card. Man, I ain't even trying to trip dude,
I ain't.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
So let me. So you sent some flowers. When the
flower is gonna be here? What time the flower's supposed
to be here?
Speaker 2 (03:54):
The flowers getting there sometime Friday, I mean all Valentine.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
Yeah, on Valentine's Okay, good, good, So how about you
come down here on Fridays? Okay? And uh, I will
give the flowers a trash and I will give you
the gift cards. And you mentioned if I was half
black or half white, and I will. I'll go ahead
and let you know that both sides are gonna beat
your mother, because you got to be the most ignorant
mother I've ever met in my like. I don't care
(04:21):
if you're green, blue, yellow, lavender. I don't know what
the you are, but you are the dumbest piece of
ship I've ever met. You come here Friday, You come
here and get your wife will get her great gift card,
and my wife will get your flowers and everybody's gonna
be happy.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
Hey, dude, what's what's all this about? Man?
Speaker 3 (04:37):
Okay, so have you got on an hour tress? Are
you guys wanting for lunch or you know, maybe a
movie or I mean, how how much time have you
spent with my wife?
Speaker 2 (04:47):
Ain't I ain't spend no time with her?
Speaker 3 (04:49):
Why are you sut hering that? What do you mean
you ain't spend no time with her? How you you
seem to know all about her? You haven't gone out
one time with my wife?
Speaker 2 (04:56):
No, I ain't one hour?
Speaker 3 (04:58):
So you just have a crush on my wife? Is
you're trying to tame you? You just actually sent them
both to her? Is that what's called?
Speaker 2 (05:04):
I didn't actually I didn't actually dently send the flowers.
I send him because I wanted her to house. She's
a pretty she's a pretty lady. I wanted her to
have the flowers, but I didn't want her to But
I didn't want her to have my wife's gift card?
Speaker 3 (05:15):
Though? What did you think I was gonna be there?
How did you think? How did the emuns get crazy?
Both mine? Did you think this this was gonna be? Okay?
What if I called you right now? I'm like, hey,
I set your wife up? Uh? Can you send it
back to me? How would you feel if I did
the same to you?
Speaker 2 (05:31):
Well, I mean, you're talking about something different from flowers
and that's same. That sounds like a little bit offensive.
Don't you think?
Speaker 3 (05:37):
Oh, oh that's offensive? Yeah, man, you know, I'm sorry, Albert,
You're is Albert is not.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
Albert is Alvin. It's Alvin, Man, it's.
Speaker 3 (05:46):
Al I don't give us what it is. Alvin. Come
see me on Friday. I'm gonna have your gift card.
I'm super excited to meet you. This is this is
gonna be the best Valentine's Day of my life. Come
visit me. You sent the flowers to the house, right.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
I got the address that Tommy gave me.
Speaker 3 (06:03):
Who is Tommy?
Speaker 2 (06:05):
He the one gave me the address? He the one
told me Tommy?
Speaker 3 (06:08):
Come, how about you and Tommy come over to the house.
We'll have a we'll have a guys that I'll put
on a game. You're gonna have some pretzels. Why don't
you folk come over here?
Speaker 2 (06:17):
Okay? But why wow? Why whow are the hostility when
somebody's showing your wife some moved dude?
Speaker 3 (06:22):
No, there's no hostility whatsoever that you here hostile. I
just invited you and your boy Tommy to come to
my house. That's not hostile. I'm being hospitable. That's what
it is. It's hospitable. Come see me, Come see me.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
Okay, So let me ask you something.
Speaker 3 (06:36):
Man.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
Don't you take don't you drop Trish off to work
every morning?
Speaker 3 (06:40):
Yeah? I do? I do.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
Okay, Now, when y'all when y'all riding to work, ain't
y'all listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 3 (06:49):
But this is not the Steve Harry Boshaw.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
This is Nephew Tommy. Baby. Come on, Bryce, this is
Nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey morn Show. Your wife
Trish got me to pray phone call you old run bro.
Speaker 3 (07:04):
Yeah, there's no way. Oh now I'm back. I'm pissed
it again and now I'm going through so many emotions.
I was like, who could mean this? Oh? Oh man,
I am boily, holy oh, she's gonna pay for this one.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
You got to tell me, Bryce, what is the baddest
and I mean the baddest radio show.
Speaker 3 (07:36):
In the land, Little brother Steve Harvey show back up.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
Brice? Quite that way, Broy. He even played it cool, like, man, problem, no, no,
this is invitation, come on, bring you? Are you poor Tommy?
You're excited to meet you?
Speaker 3 (08:05):
You have?
Speaker 2 (08:06):
This is this is hospitable stupid for that dude right there,
oh man, right right on both sides black and the
white side, gonna beat your bad green Greensboro, North Carolina.
The Nephew was coming to the Comedy Zone February twenty third,
(08:29):
twenty fourth, and twenty fifth. Tickets on sale right now.
Stupid is coming your way once to again. Greensboro, North Carolina,
The Comedy Zone. Tickets on sale right now. March first,
second third. Good nights, good nights, Oh my god, you've
been to good nights on one time? North Carolina, Raleigh,
North Carolina. That whole little run right there, Winster, Salem, Charlotte, Riley,
(08:54):
and Greensboro. Are you guys, Okay, surely you never heard
of two country ass people talking. This is Raleigh, Raleigh,
all right, thank you ne for you.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
Coming up next, Strawberry Letter. The subject is he picked
me up in my pajamas at three a m. We
will get into that right after this.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
You're listening Harvey Morning Show.
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