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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The nephew is here with today's prank. Phone call what
you got for his neph.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
All right, Shirley, this is right here. You know, we
headed to Valentine, so we're gonna keep it going. Valentine's
Day prank. This is the Valentine's Day prank. Okay, We're
gonna call a gentleman. Let him know that I'm buying
things for the ladies in the office, and I need
some information on his wife. You know what I mean? Yeah, huh,
you know, because I should be able to buy your
(00:24):
wife something, you know, for what you think? Yeah, yeah,
I mean why should you? Why should she just get
one gift, you know, while you can't get something from
somebody else. Somebody at the office, somebody looking out for her,
Somebody that spend more time than you do, Okay, somebody
to take her to lunch, Somebody that makes sure she
got what she needs when she needs her coffee and
stuff in the morning. You don't know what we go
(00:46):
through at the job. You don't. You don't be there
the nerve or some of these men they get on
uh Valentine's Day prank. Let's go catch dog.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Hello, Hey, I'm trying to reach Travis. Yeah, he checked
us out. Man, this kid's dob. I'm trying to ask.
I want to reach out to you. Man, Hey, man,
do you know what you're getting? Uh getting your girl
Diane for for Valentine? I want to make sure we
don't get the same thing. Who is this? This? This Kendred?
You want to make sure that we all get the
same thing for my girl?
Speaker 2 (01:13):
Who?
Speaker 1 (01:14):
How you know my girl? Uh? No, I work with
I work with Diane. Man, I'm getting all the ladies
something here in the office. I'm gonna get them off
getting nothing for my girl. Talking about what I'm not now,
Hold up down, hold up, listen to me, man, I'm
trying to I'm trying to get something for all the
ladies in the office. I'm just gonna get nothing for
my lady. You can get something for everybody else. I
don't know about what you're talking trying to you you're
(01:34):
talking about it, but tell your lammis again? Now my
name Kendred, Well my guy, I ain't ever mentioned no Kendrick.
Hold on, let me come. No, I don't know old
no doubts you you you you you rolled up too fast.
What I'm trying to do, man, I'm just trying to
get all the little ladies something.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Man.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Just look, hey, hey, hold on doubt, hold on doubt
doing the most. You doing something right now. You ain't
got to get for my lady. You understand me. Hey, hey,
why why are you coming at me sideways? Man? Like
I say, I'm just trying to I'm just trying to
get you know, you know, show I appreciate I work
with him. Man, Just show him a little love. And
I want to make sure I wasn't getting the same
thing that you might be getting them for hours about
(02:07):
you're doing talent time now, I'm telling you, I'm telling
you don't we man, no with my girl. You ain't
got nothing to do with my guy. You ain't got
nothing to do with that. All right, let me call her?
Who the hell? What'd you say? Your name wasn't my
main kids? Your simple butter? Neave my girl alone? I
know that's the show. Hey, hey, hey, you ain't gonna
come in me like this, hire man. You wanna come
in shadway teking about you try to get something about
(02:27):
gay You're stupid trying to do huh. I just don't. Hey,
hold up, man, I won't give my man how do
you get my number anyway? I got your number from
you from uh? Uh, it's another dude told me at
your number. He the one gave me your number. But
I mean, what's what's the big deal, Dow. I'm just
trying to give us something for Valentine? Man, it ain't
it ain't nothing serious? Now what cube? But you you
(02:48):
work at uh? How long you've been working anyway? I've
been here about three months and now it's about three
more money? What makes you think you're supposed to be
buying anybody anything anyway? But still probation? What you say
your name worth of giving?
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Hey?
Speaker 1 (03:02):
Dog, my name Kendrick Man. But doub why why the
hell you want so? Why are you being hostile? You're
being hostile. You ain't seen hostile yet, Doug. I'm trying
to say, well, but that's what I'm trying to do.
You know what I'm talking about. I'm just trying to
show the ladies in the office. You know that I
got love and respect for sure. My wife know of
the something. We got to level love around here. You
(03:23):
gotta shure my wife nothing. You're simple? What what tow
you work on? Doc? I work on the fourth floor.
I know they're on the third floor, but I work
in on there? Are we all cool? Man? No, I
don't even understand the hostility? Man, how do you know
my wife? I do know her about working with a dog?
That's it? So what make you think you're supposed to
be a boy her a Valentine's gift? Hey, let me
think you know what? Men, I don't even want to argue.
(03:45):
Let me ask you this hire man? Do you think
she like big to her secret? I'm on my way down.
I'm on my way right now. But what one for?
All on down? What's the deal? Man? Dogs? You know,
don't be playing with my family like that. You understand
what we've been going through. Dogs, I'm about to work. Man,
what you say you are on the fourth floor? Yeah,
but doubt what what you are house style for? Man?
I'm just what what? What? What you? Because you're in
(04:06):
nog I'm on the I'm on the fourth floor day
on the third dog, I'm you know my cubical right
when you get off the elevator. But why is you
tripping though? Dog? You talking about right now? Dog? You
ain't nobody buying my note? My wife? No joy your secrets? Hey,
you got a girlfriend or wife or something. You gotta
are you married? No? No, I got a little you know,
a little something something I'm singing right now, But I
(04:27):
ain't living over nothing. Good do something? Doubt you believe
my wife and out of this? You know what I'm
talking about? How many people get in call with this anyway?
Now you're the first person I called. I'm the first
person you call. I'm glad you did call me. You're stupid.
You about to get your whooped out?
Speaker 2 (04:42):
Don't be.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
You need to focus on that. There's nothing nap ahead. However,
that is that you down on your team. You feel me,
you know, talking about to leave mine out of this?
Hey hey, hey, hey, hold up, man, I don't know
the first of all house. And you know what, Man,
you finna quit talking crazy to me. That's what you finish,
you finnah, Quit talking crazy to something? What you say?
Wait now I'm saying, Hey man, how I'm saying is
you ain't gotta be. You ain't got to be tripping
(05:03):
on hog style with me the way you acting, dog,
That's all I'm saying. What you wanna tell me something
about you about to buy a gift for my my wife?
You leave me and Dan out of your little book.
Dog you about to get your boot. Dog called me
with some like this. Fuck what you say? Your name Waver,
my name kendricks Man. How I'm saying is I was
trying to be nice to the ladies in the office. Yog.
(05:25):
That's why I ain't nice. We don't need your niceness
around here. You're about to get well, that's what's about
to happen. Hey man, you ain't got to have no
hostile attitude about this man, you and my attitude, dowg
You just one of them more route a court trying
to get with my gaddan no hardy another game dot
another game. You're telling me, Diane you can leave for
(05:46):
how it is. I'm telling you you're about to get
your to the situation. That's what you're about to do.
Come out of fact. Don't buy our gift. You buy
our gifts and you see what happened. Oh so so
so now okay, held dog, Either I could buy a
gift up or not?
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Now?
Speaker 1 (06:00):
I ask you before what times did to a secrets?
Do she will man by whatever you think she will,
Whatever you think she will, you buy that? Okay? So
you cool with me getting something yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm
cool with you getting something. It's you cool with me
getting a panty and bro set man, and you're cool
with getting your what Now now you're back to being
(06:20):
houstyle Now either I can buy something I can't. Why
are you tripping? I don't know how you got my numbers?
But I tell you the truth. Man, you better you
better leave my wife alone. Dollar. Don't don't even look
at me, Diane, you feel me. Don't even look at Diane.
Don't get your see you don't know you Okay, Doma,
let me let me tell you this. I tell something
to you. Man, what what? I just want to tell
(06:42):
you this man, This is Nephew tom Me from the
Steve Harvey Morning Show. Your wife died, head, your wife
die here? Got me to play pol call you man?
What this Nephew tom Me, man for the Steve Roby
Marty Show. Your wife. Oh, I'm gonna get up I'm
(07:04):
gonna get her, Nephew Tommy. Man, somebody was about to
get up there on the fourth floor. I'm talking about
with the stupid to write out the elevator today. You're fool, man.
I'm gonna get her. I'm gonna get her somebody gonna
you up, Tommy Man for real? Man?
Speaker 2 (07:20):
Cold?
Speaker 1 (07:20):
Is that to tell you? Man? You had me over
here about I ain't gonna say you. I ain't gonna
say so you are. No, hey hey, One more thing though,
what's the bandest radio show in the lab? Man? That
Steve Harvey Morning show Man?
Speaker 2 (07:34):
God, come on, come on and get me some prank
and praise. Stupid up in here, stupid prank and praise.
Come on, come on.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
Yes you are stupid, Yes, yes, yes, And.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
I stand on it. I stand on business, stupid business,
stand on business a stupid Louisville, Kentucky, Louisville, Kentucky. I
would be standing on business and stupid. Right there. Comedy Broadway,
you don't want to miss you. The Nephew is coming
to town. That would be March thirteen, fourteen, fifteen, and sixteen,
all right, four days in a row Thursday, Friday, Saturday
(08:09):
and Sunday. The Nephew is coming to Lexington, Kentucky, Lexington, Kentucky.
Comedy of Broadway, don't miss it. Laying in the cut
is a Bricktown comedy club that's in Oklahoma City. Ain't
never been there. Bricktown Comedy Club Oklahoma City. That would
be March twenty eight, twenty nine, and thirty of the
Nephew is coming to OKC. Charlotte, Baby, Norve, Carolina, Shah, Tasia, Taysha,
(08:36):
I'm coming, I'm commentation. Ever since American Idel, you ain't
been the same.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
Dan all right, nephew, thank you,
The nephew is here with today's prank. Phone call what
you got for his neph.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
All right, Shirley, this is right here. You know, we
headed to Valentine, so we're gonna keep it going. Valentine's
Day prank. This is the Valentine's Day prank. Okay, We're
gonna call a gentleman. Let him know that I'm buying
things for the ladies in the office, and I need
some information on his wife. You know what I mean? Yeah, huh,
you know, because I should be able to buy your
(00:24):
wife something, you know, for what you think? Yeah, yeah,
I mean why should you? Why should she just get
one gift, you know, while you can't get something from
somebody else. Somebody at the office, somebody looking out for her,
Somebody that spend more time than you do, Okay, somebody
to take her to lunch, Somebody that makes sure she
got what she needs when she needs her coffee and
stuff in the morning. You don't know what we go
(00:46):
through at the job. You don't. You don't be there
the nerve or some of these men they get on
uh Valentine's Day prank. Let's go catch dog.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Hello, Hey, I'm trying to reach Travis. Yeah, he checked
us out. Man, this kid's dob. I'm trying to ask.
I want to reach out to you. Man, Hey, man,
do you know what you're getting? Uh getting your girl
Diane for for Valentine? I want to make sure we
don't get the same thing. Who is this? This? This Kendred?
You want to make sure that we all get the
same thing for my girl?
Speaker 2 (01:13):
Who?
Speaker 1 (01:14):
How you know my girl? Uh? No, I work with
I work with Diane. Man, I'm getting all the ladies
something here in the office. I'm gonna get them off
getting nothing for my girl. Talking about what I'm not now,
Hold up down, hold up, listen to me, man, I'm
trying to I'm trying to get something for all the
ladies in the office. I'm just gonna get nothing for
my lady. You can get something for everybody else. I
don't know about what you're talking trying to you you're
(01:34):
talking about it, but tell your lammis again? Now my
name Kendred, Well my guy, I ain't ever mentioned no Kendrick.
Hold on, let me come. No, I don't know old
no doubts you you you you you rolled up too fast.
What I'm trying to do, man, I'm just trying to
get all the little ladies something.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Man.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Just look, hey, hey, hold on doubt, hold on doubt
doing the most. You doing something right now. You ain't
got to get for my lady. You understand me. Hey, hey,
why why are you coming at me sideways? Man? Like
I say, I'm just trying to I'm just trying to
get you know, you know, show I appreciate I work
with him. Man, Just show him a little love. And
I want to make sure I wasn't getting the same
thing that you might be getting them for hours about
(02:07):
you're doing talent time now, I'm telling you, I'm telling
you don't we man, no with my girl. You ain't
got nothing to do with my guy. You ain't got
nothing to do with that. All right, let me call her?
Who the hell? What'd you say? Your name wasn't my
main kids? Your simple butter? Neave my girl alone? I
know that's the show. Hey, hey, hey, you ain't gonna
come in me like this, hire man. You wanna come
in shadway teking about you try to get something about
(02:27):
gay You're stupid trying to do huh. I just don't. Hey,
hold up, man, I won't give my man how do
you get my number anyway? I got your number from
you from uh? Uh, it's another dude told me at
your number. He the one gave me your number. But
I mean, what's what's the big deal, Dow. I'm just
trying to give us something for Valentine? Man, it ain't
it ain't nothing serious? Now what cube? But you you
(02:48):
work at uh? How long you've been working anyway? I've
been here about three months and now it's about three
more money? What makes you think you're supposed to be
buying anybody anything anyway? But still probation? What you say
your name worth of giving?
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Hey?
Speaker 1 (03:02):
Dog, my name Kendrick Man. But doub why why the
hell you want so? Why are you being hostile? You're
being hostile. You ain't seen hostile yet, Doug. I'm trying
to say, well, but that's what I'm trying to do.
You know what I'm talking about. I'm just trying to
show the ladies in the office. You know that I
got love and respect for sure. My wife know of
the something. We got to level love around here. You
(03:23):
gotta shure my wife nothing. You're simple? What what tow
you work on? Doc? I work on the fourth floor.
I know they're on the third floor, but I work
in on there? Are we all cool? Man? No, I
don't even understand the hostility? Man, how do you know
my wife? I do know her about working with a dog?
That's it? So what make you think you're supposed to
be a boy her a Valentine's gift? Hey, let me
think you know what? Men, I don't even want to argue.
(03:45):
Let me ask you this hire man? Do you think
she like big to her secret? I'm on my way down.
I'm on my way right now. But what one for?
All on down? What's the deal? Man? Dogs? You know,
don't be playing with my family like that. You understand
what we've been going through. Dogs, I'm about to work. Man,
what you say you are on the fourth floor? Yeah,
but doubt what what you are house style for? Man?
I'm just what what? What? What you? Because you're in
(04:06):
nog I'm on the I'm on the fourth floor day
on the third dog, I'm you know my cubical right
when you get off the elevator. But why is you
tripping though? Dog? You talking about right now? Dog? You
ain't nobody buying my note? My wife? No joy your secrets? Hey,
you got a girlfriend or wife or something. You gotta
are you married? No? No, I got a little you know,
a little something something I'm singing right now, But I
(04:27):
ain't living over nothing. Good do something? Doubt you believe
my wife and out of this? You know what I'm
talking about? How many people get in call with this anyway?
Now you're the first person I called. I'm the first
person you call. I'm glad you did call me. You're stupid.
You about to get your whooped out?
Speaker 2 (04:42):
Don't be.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
You need to focus on that. There's nothing nap ahead. However,
that is that you down on your team. You feel me,
you know, talking about to leave mine out of this?
Hey hey, hey, hey, hold up, man, I don't know
the first of all house. And you know what, Man,
you finna quit talking crazy to me. That's what you finish,
you finnah, Quit talking crazy to something? What you say?
Wait now I'm saying, Hey man, how I'm saying is
you ain't gotta be. You ain't got to be tripping
(05:03):
on hog style with me the way you acting, dog,
That's all I'm saying. What you wanna tell me something
about you about to buy a gift for my my wife?
You leave me and Dan out of your little book.
Dog you about to get your boot. Dog called me
with some like this. Fuck what you say? Your name Waver,
my name kendricks Man. How I'm saying is I was
trying to be nice to the ladies in the office. Yog.
(05:25):
That's why I ain't nice. We don't need your niceness
around here. You're about to get well, that's what's about
to happen. Hey man, you ain't got to have no
hostile attitude about this man, you and my attitude, dowg
You just one of them more route a court trying
to get with my gaddan no hardy another game dot
another game. You're telling me, Diane you can leave for
(05:46):
how it is. I'm telling you you're about to get
your to the situation. That's what you're about to do.
Come out of fact. Don't buy our gift. You buy
our gifts and you see what happened. Oh so so
so now okay, held dog, Either I could buy a
gift up or not?
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Now?
Speaker 1 (06:00):
I ask you before what times did to a secrets?
Do she will man by whatever you think she will,
Whatever you think she will, you buy that? Okay? So
you cool with me getting something yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm
cool with you getting something. It's you cool with me
getting a panty and bro set man, and you're cool
with getting your what Now now you're back to being
(06:20):
houstyle Now either I can buy something I can't. Why
are you tripping? I don't know how you got my numbers?
But I tell you the truth. Man, you better you
better leave my wife alone. Dollar. Don't don't even look
at me, Diane, you feel me. Don't even look at Diane.
Don't get your see you don't know you Okay, Doma,
let me let me tell you this. I tell something
to you. Man, what what? I just want to tell
(06:42):
you this man, This is Nephew tom Me from the
Steve Harvey Morning Show. Your wife died, head, your wife
die here? Got me to play pol call you man?
What this Nephew tom Me, man for the Steve Roby
Marty Show. Your wife. Oh, I'm gonna get up I'm
(07:04):
gonna get her, Nephew Tommy. Man, somebody was about to
get up there on the fourth floor. I'm talking about
with the stupid to write out the elevator today. You're fool, man.
I'm gonna get her. I'm gonna get her somebody gonna
you up, Tommy Man for real? Man?
Speaker 2 (07:20):
Cold?
Speaker 1 (07:20):
Is that to tell you? Man? You had me over
here about I ain't gonna say you. I ain't gonna
say so you are. No, hey hey, One more thing though,
what's the bandest radio show in the lab? Man? That
Steve Harvey Morning show Man?
Speaker 2 (07:34):
God, come on, come on and get me some prank
and praise. Stupid up in here, stupid prank and praise.
Come on, come on.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
Yes you are stupid, Yes, yes, yes, And.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
I stand on it. I stand on business, stupid business,
stand on business a stupid Louisville, Kentucky, Louisville, Kentucky. I
would be standing on business and stupid. Right there. Comedy Broadway,
you don't want to miss you. The Nephew is coming
to town. That would be March thirteen, fourteen, fifteen, and sixteen,
all right, four days in a row Thursday, Friday, Saturday
(08:09):
and Sunday. The Nephew is coming to Lexington, Kentucky, Lexington, Kentucky.
Comedy of Broadway, don't miss it. Laying in the cut
is a Bricktown comedy club that's in Oklahoma City. Ain't
never been there. Bricktown Comedy Club Oklahoma City. That would
be March twenty eight, twenty nine, and thirty of the
Nephew is coming to OKC. Charlotte, Baby, Norve, Carolina, Shah, Tasia, Taysha,
(08:36):
I'm coming, I'm commentation. Ever since American Idel, you ain't
been the same.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
Dan all right, nephew, thank you,
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