June 19, 2024 • 8 mins
Is dirty underwear too much for a professional cleaning service to handle?
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Coming up at the top of the hour. Guys, right
about four minutes after, it's today's Strawberry letter, the subject
I'm in the military and I've never enlisted. Okay, right now,
nephew in the building with today's prank phone call? What
you got for us? Nev Here we go, wash and foe?
What wash and foe? It's wash, that's what I see,
(00:25):
washing foe. Let's go, come on, kat wash him foe
washing foe. Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach sam Our Sammy.
I'm not this Sammy. What's up? Hey, Sammy? How are you?
This is uh, this is Kevin. I'm the uh the
(00:47):
manager over here at Fresh and Clean Washing Fold. Yeah,
what's going on? Okay? You bring your clothes here pretty
much on a on a weekly basis, Is that correct? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (00:56):
I stopped probably once a week.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
Okay, and you're bringing your I mean you're pretty much
bringing a full load of clothes pretty much once a week.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
Right, Yeah, I just bring whatever I got, Okay.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
Uh, Well, we got a bit of a problem talking
to my employees here that have.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
Been what's going on? I mean you not get your
money or something?
Speaker 1 (01:15):
Oh no, no, no, you we have you on file
your your your card goes through every week when you
when you bring your things. So no, that's that's not
the issue at all.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
I'll write them. What kind of problem could we have?
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Well, the ladies that are watching the clothes are complaining
that when you bring your load in. I mean, I
don't know how to really tell you this, but you're
you're saying that your underwear is too dirty. They don't
want to wash it.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
You know you playing right?
Speaker 1 (01:40):
No, I'm dead serious.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
What are you talking about? My underwear is dirty. I'm
not any more dirty than anybody.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Else, sir. All I can tell you is we wash
quite a few people's clothes on a daily basis, weekly basis.
For my employees to complain about your load, then I
have to give you a call and talk to you
about it.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Man, I feel like you're on my phone.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
No, that's not what this is, bro. This is actually
a call. And you know we have we have two options.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
Are you out there calling everybody else?
Speaker 1 (02:10):
No? I don't have. I haven't had a complaint.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
I know there's more dirty people than me going in
your spot because I see them there.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
Okay, here's a deal. We have two options. Here. You
can scrub your underwear before you bring it in.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
First off, you over here raising your voice. Now, what
are you talking about? Scrubb my underwear? We clean, man,
I'm clean. I bring my sin, I drop it off,
I pick it up.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
Okay, So here's the problem once again, I'll start this off.
You have two options, sir. You can bring in your
stuff scrubbed, okay, when and when my ladies take a
look at it. If they're comfortable with cleaning it, so be it.
Or you know, we might not be able to accept
your your clothes anymore.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Man, I don't even got to go up there anymore.
Then if you if you really playing around on my
phone like this, I even got to go up in
the anymore. Let me talk to your manager.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
Man, I am the manager, sir, I'm Kevin.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
You know, don't sound like manager. How are your man? What?
Speaker 1 (03:03):
What the what? What does a manager sound like? Then?
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Sammy, you know who owned the building. Let me talk
to him.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
Okay, here's out here right now. I'm the manager and
I'm the one taking care of this problem. My ladies
have a problem with watching your underwear, and I'm calling
you to let you know there's a problem. I'm letting
you know the way to rectify the problem is you
can scrub them before you bring them in and then
we will wash them. If you do not want to
do that, we will not be allowed to.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
Take You ain't got to rectify. You just need to
quit calling my phone on this boot. I ain't gonna
go up there no more. Then that's fine. I ain't
got to come through your spot. That's fun.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Do you know how dirty how funky your clothes got
to be? Man? For my for my people to be
telling me they don't want to wash them the morning,
you know how funky that's got the bee? Sammy?
Speaker 2 (03:42):
Man? Who your people? Who are your ladies? Man? I
go up in there. I ain't never had a problem
with they. You know what, I ain't never even seen yourself?
And this mother? What you being at there now? Look
like I got a problem with Kevin? Who is Kevin?
Speaker 1 (03:55):
Man?
Speaker 2 (03:55):
You say you the manager? You ain't never been there.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
I'm here. I'm just not here when you're here?
Speaker 2 (04:00):
Are you in the back washing those draws? What going
on with you? Man?
Speaker 1 (04:04):
I'm not. I'm not in the back washing, but I am.
I am here periodically when I need to be. Don't
worry about when I'm.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
At work, man, I ain't never seen your last and
I ain't never had a problem with your lady.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Hey, well, don't worry about when I'm at work. Worry
about how to scrub your underwear. That's what you worry about. Man.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
I'm done with you, bro. What you on my phone
doing this for?
Speaker 1 (04:25):
Man?
Speaker 2 (04:25):
You know your ass? So everybody at that month washing poe.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
Bro, you know what? You know what. I'm trying to
be as professional as I can. But the way that
you're talking to me, you can wash your damn close
your own self, then that's what you can do.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
That's fun, man, and you can keep on managing the
gods wandering man, what are you doing with your life?
Speaker 1 (04:44):
Okay, well do whatever you're doing with your life. But
what do the world of fable and clean your draws?
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Bro? I'm gonna come through and wash your You keep
talking around on my phone.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
Hey man, how you want to do this? Here's what
I'm gonna do. I'm just letting you know. I'm gonna
double charge your credit card for the amount of work
that my people had to.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
Do clothes I'm putting I'm putting a stop payment on
my so if that goes through on you're in, we're
gonna have mon problem.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
Well, I don't know how you're gonna put a stop
to it. When I'm running your card right now, there's
nothing you can freaking do.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
Okay, Okay, that's that's fine. I'm shot. I'm gonna show
up with the fresh and clean there. You're a manager,
you should be there fifty hours a week. Then I'm
gonna come meet your Kevin.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
Okay, well, that's that's fine with me. You know what,
I don't understand. Why can't you just say, you know what,
let me do a better job at cleaning my underwear?
How about that?
Speaker 2 (05:30):
I know I know your life ain't that good. I
know you over there managing the laundry and now you're
getting bored at working. But don't be calling my phone
playing around this because I know you ain't doing this
nobody else.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
I'm exactly doing this or something. I'm not doing this
to anybody else. I don't have to do it anybody else,
because nobody's bringing their clothes in like this.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
Bro, I've been up there. Your employees are more dirty.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
Than my well Sammy, evidently not. Evidently not your clothes.
Why are my employees complaining about you.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
I don't know. I want your employees complaining about your too.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
I'm not complaining about my underwear, Sammy. You're the dirty
guy man.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
You know what I'm done with your You got any
other you want to talk about?
Speaker 1 (06:08):
We can talk about Carlton.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
What you Carlton? How do you know Carlton? I know
he doesn't bring it up there.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
You want to talk about your brother Carlton. You want
to talk about him.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
Brother Carlton. You know if he's bringing it something he
just started. So yeah, what we're gonna talk about Carlton?
What Carlton doing?
Speaker 1 (06:24):
Well, I'm gonna tell you what Carlton doing. Carlton has
been calling me, nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning
Show to prank phone call you, Sammy Day. You just
got prank baby. You just got branked by your brother
Carlton and the nephew man.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
You You ain't car told a bit about some monderwear.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
Bro. We need we need a little washing scrub, baby,
little washing scrub man.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
You you you're good.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
All right, man? Nobody's nobody. Your underwear is clean, Samon,
Your underwear is clean. Keep dropping them off at watching folk.
Don't quit don't quit. Take your clothes up there.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
I'm good man. I don't know about Carlton as it is,
but I'm good, all.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
Right, Sammy, dude, you gotta tell me what is the
baddest and I mean the baddest radio show in the.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
Land, The Steve Harvey Show.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
Nephew, Tommy, he was about to jump through that mone on.
You rub it up late too much. Somebody wants to underwear.
It is important. But I like the way he started
attacking that. You was chesting manager at the launch. Yeah,
because your life and what he wanted to be. Now
you got some time to call me your life. I'm
(07:39):
bringing my clothes in for washing. Fold you down here
managing the laundry man. That's all you got to do.
Right up next, Uh, that will be Philadelphia. That would
be the Helium Comedy Club. That's July twenty six, twenty seven,
twenty eight, the nept You're gonna already be in town
shooting ready to love, So come on out, get your tickets.
(08:00):
The Nephew was coming to Town Club, the Helium Comedy Club,
right there in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, which is the city of
brother love. Sound like feeling in me in a sound
like the nephew come what what what what? All right enough?
I'm thank enough you, thank you. Steve coming up next
to my Strawberry letters, subject I'm in the military. I'm
(08:23):
in the military and I never enlisted. We'll get into
it right after this. You're listening
Speaker 2 (08:29):
Morning Show
Coming up at the top of the hour. Guys, right
about four minutes after, it's today's Strawberry letter, the subject
I'm in the military and I've never enlisted. Okay, right now,
nephew in the building with today's prank phone call? What
you got for us? Nev Here we go, wash and foe?
What wash and foe? It's wash, that's what I see,
(00:25):
washing foe. Let's go, come on, kat wash him foe
washing foe. Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach sam Our Sammy.
I'm not this Sammy. What's up? Hey, Sammy? How are you?
This is uh, this is Kevin. I'm the uh the
(00:47):
manager over here at Fresh and Clean Washing Fold. Yeah,
what's going on? Okay? You bring your clothes here pretty
much on a on a weekly basis, Is that correct? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (00:56):
I stopped probably once a week.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
Okay, and you're bringing your I mean you're pretty much
bringing a full load of clothes pretty much once a week.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
Right, Yeah, I just bring whatever I got, Okay.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
Uh, Well, we got a bit of a problem talking
to my employees here that have.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
Been what's going on? I mean you not get your
money or something?
Speaker 1 (01:15):
Oh no, no, no, you we have you on file
your your your card goes through every week when you
when you bring your things. So no, that's that's not
the issue at all.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
I'll write them. What kind of problem could we have?
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Well, the ladies that are watching the clothes are complaining
that when you bring your load in. I mean, I
don't know how to really tell you this, but you're
you're saying that your underwear is too dirty. They don't
want to wash it.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
You know you playing right?
Speaker 1 (01:40):
No, I'm dead serious.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
What are you talking about? My underwear is dirty. I'm
not any more dirty than anybody.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Else, sir. All I can tell you is we wash
quite a few people's clothes on a daily basis, weekly basis.
For my employees to complain about your load, then I
have to give you a call and talk to you
about it.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Man, I feel like you're on my phone.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
No, that's not what this is, bro. This is actually
a call. And you know we have we have two options.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
Are you out there calling everybody else?
Speaker 1 (02:10):
No? I don't have. I haven't had a complaint.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
I know there's more dirty people than me going in
your spot because I see them there.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
Okay, here's a deal. We have two options. Here. You
can scrub your underwear before you bring it in.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
First off, you over here raising your voice. Now, what
are you talking about? Scrubb my underwear? We clean, man,
I'm clean. I bring my sin, I drop it off,
I pick it up.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
Okay, So here's the problem once again, I'll start this off.
You have two options, sir. You can bring in your
stuff scrubbed, okay, when and when my ladies take a
look at it. If they're comfortable with cleaning it, so be it.
Or you know, we might not be able to accept
your your clothes anymore.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Man, I don't even got to go up there anymore.
Then if you if you really playing around on my
phone like this, I even got to go up in
the anymore. Let me talk to your manager.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
Man, I am the manager, sir, I'm Kevin.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
You know, don't sound like manager. How are your man? What?
Speaker 1 (03:03):
What the what? What does a manager sound like? Then?
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Sammy, you know who owned the building. Let me talk
to him.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
Okay, here's out here right now. I'm the manager and
I'm the one taking care of this problem. My ladies
have a problem with watching your underwear, and I'm calling
you to let you know there's a problem. I'm letting
you know the way to rectify the problem is you
can scrub them before you bring them in and then
we will wash them. If you do not want to
do that, we will not be allowed to.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
Take You ain't got to rectify. You just need to
quit calling my phone on this boot. I ain't gonna
go up there no more. Then that's fine. I ain't
got to come through your spot. That's fun.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Do you know how dirty how funky your clothes got
to be? Man? For my for my people to be
telling me they don't want to wash them the morning,
you know how funky that's got the bee? Sammy?
Speaker 2 (03:42):
Man? Who your people? Who are your ladies? Man? I
go up in there. I ain't never had a problem
with they. You know what, I ain't never even seen yourself?
And this mother? What you being at there now? Look
like I got a problem with Kevin? Who is Kevin?
Speaker 1 (03:55):
Man?
Speaker 2 (03:55):
You say you the manager? You ain't never been there.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
I'm here. I'm just not here when you're here?
Speaker 2 (04:00):
Are you in the back washing those draws? What going
on with you? Man?
Speaker 1 (04:04):
I'm not. I'm not in the back washing, but I am.
I am here periodically when I need to be. Don't
worry about when I'm.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
At work, man, I ain't never seen your last and
I ain't never had a problem with your lady.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Hey, well, don't worry about when I'm at work. Worry
about how to scrub your underwear. That's what you worry about. Man.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
I'm done with you, bro. What you on my phone
doing this for?
Speaker 1 (04:25):
Man?
Speaker 2 (04:25):
You know your ass? So everybody at that month washing poe.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
Bro, you know what? You know what. I'm trying to
be as professional as I can. But the way that
you're talking to me, you can wash your damn close
your own self, then that's what you can do.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
That's fun, man, and you can keep on managing the
gods wandering man, what are you doing with your life?
Speaker 1 (04:44):
Okay, well do whatever you're doing with your life. But
what do the world of fable and clean your draws?
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Bro? I'm gonna come through and wash your You keep
talking around on my phone.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
Hey man, how you want to do this? Here's what
I'm gonna do. I'm just letting you know. I'm gonna
double charge your credit card for the amount of work
that my people had to.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
Do clothes I'm putting I'm putting a stop payment on
my so if that goes through on you're in, we're
gonna have mon problem.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
Well, I don't know how you're gonna put a stop
to it. When I'm running your card right now, there's
nothing you can freaking do.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
Okay, Okay, that's that's fine. I'm shot. I'm gonna show
up with the fresh and clean there. You're a manager,
you should be there fifty hours a week. Then I'm
gonna come meet your Kevin.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
Okay, well, that's that's fine with me. You know what,
I don't understand. Why can't you just say, you know what,
let me do a better job at cleaning my underwear?
How about that?
Speaker 2 (05:30):
I know I know your life ain't that good. I
know you over there managing the laundry and now you're
getting bored at working. But don't be calling my phone
playing around this because I know you ain't doing this
nobody else.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
I'm exactly doing this or something. I'm not doing this
to anybody else. I don't have to do it anybody else,
because nobody's bringing their clothes in like this.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
Bro, I've been up there. Your employees are more dirty.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
Than my well Sammy, evidently not. Evidently not your clothes.
Why are my employees complaining about you.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
I don't know. I want your employees complaining about your too.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
I'm not complaining about my underwear, Sammy. You're the dirty
guy man.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
You know what I'm done with your You got any
other you want to talk about?
Speaker 1 (06:08):
We can talk about Carlton.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
What you Carlton? How do you know Carlton? I know
he doesn't bring it up there.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
You want to talk about your brother Carlton. You want
to talk about him.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
Brother Carlton. You know if he's bringing it something he
just started. So yeah, what we're gonna talk about Carlton?
What Carlton doing?
Speaker 1 (06:24):
Well, I'm gonna tell you what Carlton doing. Carlton has
been calling me, nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning
Show to prank phone call you, Sammy Day. You just
got prank baby. You just got branked by your brother
Carlton and the nephew man.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
You You ain't car told a bit about some monderwear.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
Bro. We need we need a little washing scrub, baby,
little washing scrub man.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
You you you're good.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
All right, man? Nobody's nobody. Your underwear is clean, Samon,
Your underwear is clean. Keep dropping them off at watching folk.
Don't quit don't quit. Take your clothes up there.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
I'm good man. I don't know about Carlton as it is,
but I'm good, all.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
Right, Sammy, dude, you gotta tell me what is the
baddest and I mean the baddest radio show in the.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
Land, The Steve Harvey Show.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
Nephew, Tommy, he was about to jump through that mone on.
You rub it up late too much. Somebody wants to underwear.
It is important. But I like the way he started
attacking that. You was chesting manager at the launch. Yeah,
because your life and what he wanted to be. Now
you got some time to call me your life. I'm
(07:39):
bringing my clothes in for washing. Fold you down here
managing the laundry man. That's all you got to do.
Right up next, Uh, that will be Philadelphia. That would
be the Helium Comedy Club. That's July twenty six, twenty seven,
twenty eight, the nept You're gonna already be in town
shooting ready to love, So come on out, get your tickets.
(08:00):
The Nephew was coming to Town Club, the Helium Comedy Club,
right there in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, which is the city of
brother love. Sound like feeling in me in a sound
like the nephew come what what what what? All right enough?
I'm thank enough you, thank you. Steve coming up next
to my Strawberry letters, subject I'm in the military. I'm
(08:23):
in the military and I never enlisted. We'll get into
it right after this. You're listening
Speaker 2 (08:29):
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