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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The nephew is here with today's prank phone called nephew,
What you got for us?
Speaker 2 (00:05):
What I got?
Speaker 1 (00:06):
What I got?
Speaker 3 (00:06):
Let me let me first say thank you. Everybody came
out and hung out with me last night at braill
the braill Im. Priv had a good time, an amazing job.
Los Angeles. I'm still in l A. And you know
I don't really.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
Yeah, l A. I came to work. Thank you. You beachless?
All right?
Speaker 3 (00:24):
All right, make sure y'all write that down. Tommy came
to work on what you're.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Supposed to be here.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
No, I can't get love all right next week, this
week right now, I don't know this iffy we got,
we got Easter and I'm in due ball at h
at the Florida Theater. So this Saturday night, it's duball
at the at the Florida Theatre in the evening with nephew.
Time it that be me? All right, y'all be ready
because the nephew was coming to do. Let's go this
(00:58):
right here is work workers, cop workers come, you all
workers come. But I'm finding out you're supposed to be hurt,
but you at home having sake running take care running
his taste, No no, no, run.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
It, run it.
Speaker 4 (01:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach a Vincent please.
Speaker 4 (01:21):
Who's calling?
Speaker 2 (01:22):
My name? Is uh ed from the human resources?
Speaker 4 (01:26):
Oh yeah, yeah yeah, definite means what's.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
What's a well Vince wanted first of all, check on you.
Speaker 4 (01:32):
We know you're got injured here at the job. How
are you doing so far? Yeah, man, I'm I'm making it. Man.
You know, everything's cool and uh, you know, I don't
know how long. The therapy is going pretty good though,
but I'm all right, I'm okay. Therapy is going pretty well. Yeah,
it's they say, I'm doing all right. The pain level
(01:53):
is about maybe a fixed steal, but it's getting better though.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
Okay, listen, have you been getting your check on time?
Speaker 4 (02:01):
Yeah, I've been getting them in and I appreciate it.
But it really helps, man, because you know, I ain't
able to work right now. They say it's going to
be a little while, so I appreciate that. Y'all the
one defending the check, Yes.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
Sir, yes, sir. We all want to getting the checks
out and want to make sure that that's definitely getting there.
Speaker 4 (02:17):
So you're yeah, yeah, it's good, It's all good, man.
I appreciate it. I appreciate it. Okay, let me this problem.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
We've got a bit of a problem that we wanted
to check on. Now. You haven't been doing any any strenuous.
Speaker 4 (02:30):
Uh uh no, no, no, no, I ain't been. I
ain't been working at all, man, I just you know,
I've just been taking it either. I can't do nothing
really right now, and they told me not. I can
do nothing all right now. You do know the rules
are that you're not supposed to do anything to jeopardize
your back. Correct, Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm straight. I'm straight.
I ain't been doing nothing, man.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
Okay, well, let me let me say this to you.
We do have some surveillance cameras that are showing us
that you've you've been doing something stringuously.
Speaker 4 (02:58):
I ain't even been going nowhere about surveillance cameras. I
don't even how they go nowhere.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Well, you know, the strenuous work that you're doing is
actually at home.
Speaker 4 (03:07):
At home. I'll be inside.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
I don't.
Speaker 4 (03:09):
I don't do nothing outside. I don't. I don't even bobecue. Man,
what you know what you're talking about? Strings work?
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Okay, have you vincent? Have you have you been having
have you been having sex at home?
Speaker 4 (03:22):
What the kind of question? Who is? Is this a
supervisor or something? What kind of Let me talk to
the supervisors?
Speaker 2 (03:28):
Now you know your I'm with human resources.
Speaker 4 (03:32):
I don't get man, excuse me, dog, but I don't
mean disrespect you that because you're paying me, you know,
looking out for me. And I mean you can call
me and and just say any cop like that. Man,
how about have you been having this kind?
Speaker 2 (03:43):
Are? Are you having sex at home?
Speaker 4 (03:48):
Say that? Ain't none of your business? Dollar? Have I
been having sex or not? Wait? What kind of man?
Let me talk? Who is your supervisor? Man?
Speaker 2 (03:57):
Sir, I'm the supervisor here in human resources, been brought
with my attention and we actually have you on surveillance.
You've been you've been having sex now all.
Speaker 4 (04:06):
The way I know better not be nomer in my house.
I know that, and the who authorized them like that?
Anyhow surveylus to me, you're not supposed to be having
sex if your fact is hurting, okay, you you have it. Man,
you've been you've been not having no camera in my
keeping out u uh? Have you been to me having sank?
(04:27):
That's a lie? Sir? What's your name? What? What what
what's your name?
Speaker 2 (04:32):
Man, sir?
Speaker 4 (04:34):
And who ed? Because I'm look, I'm trying to be nice,
but you're pitching me off and.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
You and sir sir, here it is. And if we
find out, I'm gonna I'm giving you a warning.
Speaker 4 (04:47):
No, I don't mean I'm giving you a warner. You
let me find the camera my house telling me I
can't have no sex and all that I have sex.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
If you're that is strenuous work and you're putting it
on your back and we're paying you, we're.
Speaker 4 (05:00):
You can talk about what you can me or what
you ain't paying me. You're gonna call my call, tell
me talking about you got some leatan's camera and my pals.
That's Ed okay?
Speaker 2 (05:10):
Well, sir, sir Vincent, let me say this to you.
Speaker 4 (05:13):
You don't want, I don't want, you don't need, You
don't need to say nothing to me. But but your
last name and then your supervisor name that what I mean?
Speaker 2 (05:20):
My name is Ed okay, And you don't need to
worry who the supervisor is. You need to make sure
that there's no more sex going on until your back
is healed.
Speaker 4 (05:28):
Look, you're gonna have me to cush up out and
hang up on your man. I don't have time for this, man, yea,
because y'all that's what y'all do, because y'all doing for people.
Y'all think y'all can he'll do illegal to talk to people.
Crazy man, when y'all talking to them. I don't appreciate
that at all. Man, this is I don't know who
y'all think y'all is down there, y'all do something for them.
(05:48):
Y'all can just call them and say anything that. Man.
I don't like that, and I ain't trying to be disrespectful,
but you got me heated right now. Mann, there's better
not be no cameras in my house.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Do you understand that I'm gonna tell you once and
one time only, no more sex?
Speaker 4 (06:04):
What put you talking about? I'm sorry, man, because I'll
tell you one thing. You think you've giving up some money? Now,
I'm gonna see y'all by catch the camera up in
my up in my house. You ain't gonna have to
never pay pay me no more. You're gonna pay me
one big check that I'm showing out of y'all. Then,
now you understand.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
That I understand I need I need you to understand
one more thing. Are you listening to me?
Speaker 4 (06:29):
Man? You go ahead, Man, I'm y'all got me easy, man,
this and then it don't even call me no more.
Get It's ridiculous.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
Okay. Are you familiar with Leonard?
Speaker 4 (06:39):
Man? Familiar with what Leonard?
Speaker 2 (06:40):
Do you know Leonard? Your coworker? Leonard?
Speaker 4 (06:42):
Yeah? What about him? Leonard?
Speaker 2 (06:46):
Got me the prank phone? Call you. This is nephew
tire me from the Steve offer more than Joe Filson. Buddy,
you've been praying.
Speaker 4 (06:53):
Man, got out of here. Man, y'all about to have
me the ooh lord, talk about my checking?
Speaker 2 (06:59):
Man?
Speaker 4 (06:59):
And man, what's up?
Speaker 3 (07:01):
Man?
Speaker 4 (07:02):
This is y'all have me going out? Man, y'all have
me heated? I'm gonna kicking. Let me be called that
he on the phone. Now, he on the phone. Man,
I'm sweating, like, oh so I still so I'm still
getting my check. That that's what that means. Y'all have
me heated? Boy? I thought y'all gonna take my what's up?
Speaker 3 (07:23):
Man?
Speaker 4 (07:24):
Nice to hear from y'all. Man, y'all got me though, Man,
y'all got me.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
I got one more question, man, what is the baddest
and I mean the baddest radio show in the land.
Speaker 4 (07:35):
Of course, no doubt. Man. It's a Steve Harvey Morning Show,
always will be. Especially y'all done got me like this here.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
And now you have it.
Speaker 3 (07:46):
Come on, come on, come on, lay two months somebody
got the King of Franks though.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
Let's give you that, y'all.
Speaker 3 (07:56):
Y'all, y'all, y'all, don't never get on this level of stupidity.
Y'all never understand, you know. I try to, we can,
we can't try to teach, y'all. I got listen, I
got a cousin Wade. I got a cousin Wade more
stupid than me, y'all. You know what I'm saying. I'm
saying I'm getting paid for my stupidity.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
But he do stupid stuff. Have me just in all,
I'd be like God, I'd never thought of that. Help
my listen.
Speaker 5 (08:24):
My cousin rented a car, a car, but he rented
a car that he already has, the same.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
Car people do that like their ties.
Speaker 3 (08:37):
One that he rented and put it on heels and
switched to mind because the ties were better on the
car that he rented, and that's the reason why he
rent it. And then took it back to the rental
card play. They don't know, they don't know.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
They got genius when you think about it is and
it's stupid genius.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
You know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show
The nephew is here with today's prank phone called nephew,
What you got for us?
Speaker 2 (00:05):
What I got?
Speaker 1 (00:06):
What I got?
Speaker 3 (00:06):
Let me let me first say thank you. Everybody came
out and hung out with me last night at braill
the braill Im. Priv had a good time, an amazing job.
Los Angeles. I'm still in l A. And you know
I don't really.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
Yeah, l A. I came to work. Thank you. You beachless?
All right?
Speaker 3 (00:24):
All right, make sure y'all write that down. Tommy came
to work on what you're.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Supposed to be here.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
No, I can't get love all right next week, this
week right now, I don't know this iffy we got,
we got Easter and I'm in due ball at h
at the Florida Theater. So this Saturday night, it's duball
at the at the Florida Theatre in the evening with nephew.
Time it that be me? All right, y'all be ready
because the nephew was coming to do. Let's go this
(00:58):
right here is work workers, cop workers come, you all
workers come. But I'm finding out you're supposed to be hurt,
but you at home having sake running take care running
his taste, No no, no, run.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
It, run it.
Speaker 4 (01:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach a Vincent please.
Speaker 4 (01:21):
Who's calling?
Speaker 2 (01:22):
My name? Is uh ed from the human resources?
Speaker 4 (01:26):
Oh yeah, yeah yeah, definite means what's.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
What's a well Vince wanted first of all, check on you.
Speaker 4 (01:32):
We know you're got injured here at the job. How
are you doing so far? Yeah, man, I'm I'm making it. Man.
You know, everything's cool and uh, you know, I don't
know how long. The therapy is going pretty good though,
but I'm all right, I'm okay. Therapy is going pretty well. Yeah,
it's they say, I'm doing all right. The pain level
(01:53):
is about maybe a fixed steal, but it's getting better though.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
Okay, listen, have you been getting your check on time?
Speaker 4 (02:01):
Yeah, I've been getting them in and I appreciate it.
But it really helps, man, because you know, I ain't
able to work right now. They say it's going to
be a little while, so I appreciate that. Y'all the
one defending the check, Yes.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
Sir, yes, sir. We all want to getting the checks
out and want to make sure that that's definitely getting there.
Speaker 4 (02:17):
So you're yeah, yeah, it's good, It's all good, man.
I appreciate it. I appreciate it. Okay, let me this problem.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
We've got a bit of a problem that we wanted
to check on. Now. You haven't been doing any any strenuous.
Speaker 4 (02:30):
Uh uh no, no, no, no, I ain't been. I
ain't been working at all, man, I just you know,
I've just been taking it either. I can't do nothing
really right now, and they told me not. I can
do nothing all right now. You do know the rules
are that you're not supposed to do anything to jeopardize
your back. Correct, Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm straight. I'm straight.
I ain't been doing nothing, man.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
Okay, well, let me let me say this to you.
We do have some surveillance cameras that are showing us
that you've you've been doing something stringuously.
Speaker 4 (02:58):
I ain't even been going nowhere about surveillance cameras. I
don't even how they go nowhere.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Well, you know, the strenuous work that you're doing is
actually at home.
Speaker 4 (03:07):
At home. I'll be inside.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
I don't.
Speaker 4 (03:09):
I don't do nothing outside. I don't. I don't even bobecue. Man,
what you know what you're talking about? Strings work?
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Okay, have you vincent? Have you have you been having
have you been having sex at home?
Speaker 4 (03:22):
What the kind of question? Who is? Is this a
supervisor or something? What kind of Let me talk to
the supervisors?
Speaker 2 (03:28):
Now you know your I'm with human resources.
Speaker 4 (03:32):
I don't get man, excuse me, dog, but I don't
mean disrespect you that because you're paying me, you know,
looking out for me. And I mean you can call
me and and just say any cop like that. Man,
how about have you been having this kind?
Speaker 2 (03:43):
Are? Are you having sex at home?
Speaker 4 (03:48):
Say that? Ain't none of your business? Dollar? Have I
been having sex or not? Wait? What kind of man?
Let me talk? Who is your supervisor? Man?
Speaker 2 (03:57):
Sir, I'm the supervisor here in human resources, been brought
with my attention and we actually have you on surveillance.
You've been you've been having sex now all.
Speaker 4 (04:06):
The way I know better not be nomer in my house.
I know that, and the who authorized them like that?
Anyhow surveylus to me, you're not supposed to be having
sex if your fact is hurting, okay, you you have it. Man,
you've been you've been not having no camera in my
keeping out u uh? Have you been to me having sank?
(04:27):
That's a lie? Sir? What's your name? What? What what
what's your name?
Speaker 2 (04:32):
Man, sir?
Speaker 4 (04:34):
And who ed? Because I'm look, I'm trying to be nice,
but you're pitching me off and.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
You and sir sir, here it is. And if we
find out, I'm gonna I'm giving you a warning.
Speaker 4 (04:47):
No, I don't mean I'm giving you a warner. You
let me find the camera my house telling me I
can't have no sex and all that I have sex.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
If you're that is strenuous work and you're putting it
on your back and we're paying you, we're.
Speaker 4 (05:00):
You can talk about what you can me or what
you ain't paying me. You're gonna call my call, tell
me talking about you got some leatan's camera and my pals.
That's Ed okay?
Speaker 2 (05:10):
Well, sir, sir Vincent, let me say this to you.
Speaker 4 (05:13):
You don't want, I don't want, you don't need, You
don't need to say nothing to me. But but your
last name and then your supervisor name that what I mean?
Speaker 2 (05:20):
My name is Ed okay, And you don't need to
worry who the supervisor is. You need to make sure
that there's no more sex going on until your back
is healed.
Speaker 4 (05:28):
Look, you're gonna have me to cush up out and
hang up on your man. I don't have time for this, man, yea,
because y'all that's what y'all do, because y'all doing for people.
Y'all think y'all can he'll do illegal to talk to people.
Crazy man, when y'all talking to them. I don't appreciate
that at all. Man, this is I don't know who
y'all think y'all is down there, y'all do something for them.
(05:48):
Y'all can just call them and say anything that. Man.
I don't like that, and I ain't trying to be disrespectful,
but you got me heated right now. Mann, there's better
not be no cameras in my house.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Do you understand that I'm gonna tell you once and
one time only, no more sex?
Speaker 4 (06:04):
What put you talking about? I'm sorry, man, because I'll
tell you one thing. You think you've giving up some money? Now,
I'm gonna see y'all by catch the camera up in
my up in my house. You ain't gonna have to
never pay pay me no more. You're gonna pay me
one big check that I'm showing out of y'all. Then,
now you understand.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
That I understand I need I need you to understand
one more thing. Are you listening to me?
Speaker 4 (06:29):
Man? You go ahead, Man, I'm y'all got me easy, man,
this and then it don't even call me no more.
Get It's ridiculous.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
Okay. Are you familiar with Leonard?
Speaker 4 (06:39):
Man? Familiar with what Leonard?
Speaker 2 (06:40):
Do you know Leonard? Your coworker? Leonard?
Speaker 4 (06:42):
Yeah? What about him? Leonard?
Speaker 2 (06:46):
Got me the prank phone? Call you. This is nephew
tire me from the Steve offer more than Joe Filson. Buddy,
you've been praying.
Speaker 4 (06:53):
Man, got out of here. Man, y'all about to have
me the ooh lord, talk about my checking?
Speaker 2 (06:59):
Man?
Speaker 4 (06:59):
And man, what's up?
Speaker 3 (07:01):
Man?
Speaker 4 (07:02):
This is y'all have me going out? Man, y'all have
me heated? I'm gonna kicking. Let me be called that
he on the phone. Now, he on the phone. Man,
I'm sweating, like, oh so I still so I'm still
getting my check. That that's what that means. Y'all have
me heated? Boy? I thought y'all gonna take my what's up?
Speaker 3 (07:23):
Man?
Speaker 4 (07:24):
Nice to hear from y'all. Man, y'all got me though, Man,
y'all got me.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
I got one more question, man, what is the baddest
and I mean the baddest radio show in the land.
Speaker 4 (07:35):
Of course, no doubt. Man. It's a Steve Harvey Morning Show,
always will be. Especially y'all done got me like this here.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
And now you have it.
Speaker 3 (07:46):
Come on, come on, come on, lay two months somebody
got the King of Franks though.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
Let's give you that, y'all.
Speaker 3 (07:56):
Y'all, y'all, y'all, don't never get on this level of stupidity.
Y'all never understand, you know. I try to, we can,
we can't try to teach, y'all. I got listen, I
got a cousin Wade. I got a cousin Wade more
stupid than me, y'all. You know what I'm saying. I'm
saying I'm getting paid for my stupidity.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
But he do stupid stuff. Have me just in all,
I'd be like God, I'd never thought of that. Help
my listen.
Speaker 5 (08:24):
My cousin rented a car, a car, but he rented
a car that he already has, the same.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
Car people do that like their ties.
Speaker 3 (08:37):
One that he rented and put it on heels and
switched to mind because the ties were better on the
car that he rented, and that's the reason why he
rent it. And then took it back to the rental
card play. They don't know, they don't know.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
They got genius when you think about it is and
it's stupid genius.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
You know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show
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