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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Surely this right here. Oh my god, you hit my car.
You hit my car. This is April fools right here, baby,
this is a good one for April fools. You hit
my car. And let me say this, I appreciate all
the love. I appreciate all the love that you all
enjoyed the Jasmine Crockett prank phone call. And that's not it.
(00:20):
It's not over where. It's gonna be more so for
all your celebrities. That's whether you're politicians, lawyers, singers, actors.
You might want to check your phone because time it
gonna hit you up, it's gonna happen. I'm just letting
you know it's gonna happen. I'm gathering good numbers and
it's gonna happen. So be ye ready, all right, the
nephew is coming this right here.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
You hit my car. Let's go catch doc.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
Oh you wait that here? Raymond Neles all over the place.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
Hello, I'm trying to speak to Adels. This is Do
you live in an apartment number seven eight?
Speaker 3 (00:52):
Oh, that depends on who's asking.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
My name is Herman Welles. I live in building three,
apartment one O five. Do you live in a part
I'm in number seventy eight.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
What you want with where I live?
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Look, ma'am, do you drive a camera? A Toyota camera
light blue one?
Speaker 3 (01:08):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (01:09):
All right?
Speaker 1 (01:10):
Your next door neighbor then told me that you ran
into my car. I got a Bens, a black one
of two thousand and five C two forty.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
Now I got light blue.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
Scratches on my My neighbor.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
Told you what your neighbor. Matter of fact, his name
is Brian Kendall.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
I told you the cross up live across the hall.
What the cross I that live across the hall told
you what?
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Ma'am. Listen, all I know is he said he live
in apartment eighty.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
He lived next door to you.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
You live in a supposedly apartment seventy eights right here
in Cambridge Court apartments. Now, all I'm saying is he
told me your car is that? Which is the light
blue car? Hit my backed into my car. Now, I
ain't trying to create no problem, but somebody got to
fix my car and I got light blue scratches on
my Bens.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
I checked my light blue claming. Wasn't the only light
blue camera they made?
Speaker 2 (02:04):
Ma'am, You're the.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Only light You're the only light blue car in the parking.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
Lot, the only light blue car in the parking lot
right now. I ain't gonna say I've been the only
light blue car in the parking lot, ma'am, I'm not
look and I'm in the middle of watching t What
can I do for you?
Speaker 1 (02:23):
What you mean?
Speaker 2 (02:23):
What can you do for me? You didn't hit my car.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
He ain't touch your car. If you got some cameras
out in this parking live.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
That saw me hit your car, No, I don't have
no cameras.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
But then I believe this conversation is over and I
don't give what the cross eyed mad across the hall
told you.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
Look, let me tell you something. You didn't hit my car.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
Hold on, hold on playing Uh is you yelling at me?
Speaker 1 (02:48):
I'm not yelling at you, but you hit my car
to the only.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
Light blue car in the parking.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
Line, the only light blue car in the parking lot.
Now and as a matter of correct, my client is
me in the park a lot. My sister borro my
car go to the stop.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
Well, is it possible that your sister is the one
that hit my car? Now? Now? What okay? Is your
sister when is she coming back? Maybe she hit my
car and didn't tell you she hit my car.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
No, she ain't hit your car. She ain't hit your car,
because she would have told me she hit your call. Look,
I said, ain't nobody hit your car. My car ain't
got no scratches on it. Give what kind of scratches
you got on your car? But I can't do a
thing about it. And even if you did, let me
(03:33):
just be clear, I ain't got no insurance, no way,
so I can't do nothing for you.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
Wait a minute, Wait a minute, let me tell.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
You something you ain't got to tell me. You ain't
got to see me. Thank And as far as I'm concerned,
this conversation is over.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
Wait a minute, let me ask you have a call
it back.
Speaker 4 (03:51):
Mister.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
You act like I ain't got your on my car,
But no, you had them scratches on your car all ready,
and you ain't finna use me as no excuse to
get you no new paper.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
I ain't had no scratches already on my car.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
Yeah you had them, Oh yeah, you had no idea.
I'm gonna tell them an insurance is justin if he
come over here now, because you gonna be using your insurance.
I already told you I ain't got it.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
Don't make me come over to your apartment number seven eight,
standing in the door.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
I'm on my way to the door now I'm standing
in the door. Come on, come on.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
Look, I got thirty five hundred dollars worth of scratches
on my car that you need to pay for you
to own.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
That ain't even worth thirty five one hundred dollars. So
you already doing better than me? What? What? What?
Speaker 2 (04:40):
What?
Speaker 3 (04:41):
Look? I already told you I'm tired of talking to you.
I'm watching TV and you ain't got talking to me
about it.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
I need to talk to you about this car.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
I got thirty cut your car.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
My car ain't bumped up against your car. I ain't
even park next to no BMW's lately.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
It's a bean whatever, it's a ben C two forty,
a black giver.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
If it's a being seven seven and seven, I can't
help you.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
They don't make a seven seven lady. Look, you know what?
Can I say something to you?
Speaker 3 (05:16):
No, you can't say you know what you can say
to me? You can say bye.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
I just want to say one more thing to you,
one more thing.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
I'm gonna give you a one moment thing. Go ahead, on.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
All I want to.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
Say is this, nephew, Timmy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show,
your sister robbing out of d C.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
You putting me up?
Speaker 3 (05:33):
Oh that it's gonna make me. You know what, I
don't even have y'all show. I listened to the show
on the internet and this, Oh you wait till I
talked to her ally.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
Mister Dale, Well, Lizzen, before you go, can you tell
me what is the baddest radio show in the.
Speaker 3 (05:54):
Land, The Steve Harvey Morning Show. Alright, nephew, talk me.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
You knew you didn't run into nobody else.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
I hear nobody because I'll be trying to pull myself
out their phone, so won't nobody here?
Speaker 2 (06:06):
You know? All right.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
Now, that deserves some praise up in here, y'all already
know what? All right, I'm the only light blue camera
in parking lot right now, right now? Who tell you
that talking about the crosshide person blank blank cross the hall.
(06:32):
That was a good one, Thank you so kind of
all right? This week I'm headed to Charlotte, North Carolina.
It is Charlotte Friday Night, soul Out Saturday shows and
soul Out. I got a couple of tickets left for
Sunday show, So get your tickets if you want to
come see the Nephew.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
I'm gonna get in a little bit early on Thursday.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
Hang out with my boy at the Marquis and Charlotte's
where I hang out when I go sholl I hang
out at the market, my boy, Kennedy. What is the
MARQUI Oh, it's like a night light jazzy type of
you know, some place you would go to. You know,
it's class. It's for a man like yourself, the Marquee.
Matter of fact. What you're doing this weekend?
Speaker 2 (07:08):
I want you want to do? You want to do
ten minutes?
Speaker 1 (07:10):
You're not going to gonna give him ten minutes.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
That's hey, call card. Don't give no more, say no,
I know what you can do.
Speaker 4 (07:20):
I'm gonna such it. I'm gonna start a fire. Can't
get put out team because I'm not gonna do ten.
Once you give me ten, I'm gonna goss to do twenty.
Because you gotta understand, if I walk out on the
comedy stage right now, three of them minutes is pure applause.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
I tell you right now, I got room for you.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
Can't Braill Comedy Club outside of Los Angeles April thirteenth,
that Sunday night, one night only, one show only. The
Nephew was coming in any way, the hell I can
go down real big though. Bill Comedy Club is to
April ninety Team Jackson Florida. That is Easter weekend, Jacksonville, Florida.
Than Nephew. It is an evening with Nephew Tommy. That's
(08:06):
at the Florida Theater. That is April nineteenth. It's Easter weekend.
You can wear your Easter suit Saturday with me, just
to make sure it look right.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
Sunday for past I ain't.
Speaker 4 (08:16):
Gonna smell the same on Sunday, though, y'all, don't I understand.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
I understand. I ain't going. I'm not gonna lock the smoking.
I'm not.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
I'm not gonna lock the dose on you at the
Florida Theater. Tickets on sale right now. Laying in the
cut is Louisville, Kentucky, twenty three, twenty four, twenty five. Louisville,
Kentucky at the Louisville Comedy Club. That's Memorial Weekend, May
twenty three, twenty four, twenty five tickets. I'm gonna sell
red now. Possibly a king might be opening for ten minutes.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
You never know. Okay, all right, all right, you're listening
Steve Harvey Morning Show
Surely this right here. Oh my god, you hit my car.
You hit my car. This is April fools right here, baby,
this is a good one for April fools. You hit
my car. And let me say this, I appreciate all
the love. I appreciate all the love that you all
enjoyed the Jasmine Crockett prank phone call. And that's not it.
(00:20):
It's not over where. It's gonna be more so for
all your celebrities. That's whether you're politicians, lawyers, singers, actors.
You might want to check your phone because time it
gonna hit you up, it's gonna happen. I'm just letting
you know it's gonna happen. I'm gathering good numbers and
it's gonna happen. So be ye ready, all right, the
nephew is coming this right here.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
You hit my car. Let's go catch doc.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
Oh you wait that here? Raymond Neles all over the place.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
Hello, I'm trying to speak to Adels. This is Do
you live in an apartment number seven eight?
Speaker 3 (00:52):
Oh, that depends on who's asking.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
My name is Herman Welles. I live in building three,
apartment one O five. Do you live in a part
I'm in number seventy eight.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
What you want with where I live?
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Look, ma'am, do you drive a camera? A Toyota camera
light blue one?
Speaker 3 (01:08):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (01:09):
All right?
Speaker 1 (01:10):
Your next door neighbor then told me that you ran
into my car. I got a Bens, a black one
of two thousand and five C two forty.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
Now I got light blue.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
Scratches on my My neighbor.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
Told you what your neighbor. Matter of fact, his name
is Brian Kendall.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
I told you the cross up live across the hall.
What the cross I that live across the hall told
you what?
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Ma'am. Listen, all I know is he said he live
in apartment eighty.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
He lived next door to you.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
You live in a supposedly apartment seventy eights right here
in Cambridge Court apartments. Now, all I'm saying is he
told me your car is that? Which is the light
blue car? Hit my backed into my car. Now, I
ain't trying to create no problem, but somebody got to
fix my car and I got light blue scratches on
my Bens.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
I checked my light blue claming. Wasn't the only light
blue camera they made?
Speaker 2 (02:04):
Ma'am, You're the.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Only light You're the only light blue car in the parking.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
Lot, the only light blue car in the parking lot
right now. I ain't gonna say I've been the only
light blue car in the parking lot, ma'am, I'm not
look and I'm in the middle of watching t What
can I do for you?
Speaker 1 (02:23):
What you mean?
Speaker 2 (02:23):
What can you do for me? You didn't hit my car.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
He ain't touch your car. If you got some cameras
out in this parking live.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
That saw me hit your car, No, I don't have
no cameras.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
But then I believe this conversation is over and I
don't give what the cross eyed mad across the hall
told you.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
Look, let me tell you something. You didn't hit my car.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
Hold on, hold on playing Uh is you yelling at me?
Speaker 1 (02:48):
I'm not yelling at you, but you hit my car
to the only.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
Light blue car in the parking.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
Line, the only light blue car in the parking lot.
Now and as a matter of correct, my client is
me in the park a lot. My sister borro my
car go to the stop.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
Well, is it possible that your sister is the one
that hit my car? Now? Now? What okay? Is your
sister when is she coming back? Maybe she hit my
car and didn't tell you she hit my car.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
No, she ain't hit your car. She ain't hit your car,
because she would have told me she hit your call. Look,
I said, ain't nobody hit your car. My car ain't
got no scratches on it. Give what kind of scratches
you got on your car? But I can't do a
thing about it. And even if you did, let me
(03:33):
just be clear, I ain't got no insurance, no way,
so I can't do nothing for you.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
Wait a minute, Wait a minute, let me tell.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
You something you ain't got to tell me. You ain't
got to see me. Thank And as far as I'm concerned,
this conversation is over.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
Wait a minute, let me ask you have a call
it back.
Speaker 4 (03:51):
Mister.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
You act like I ain't got your on my car,
But no, you had them scratches on your car all ready,
and you ain't finna use me as no excuse to
get you no new paper.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
I ain't had no scratches already on my car.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
Yeah you had them, Oh yeah, you had no idea.
I'm gonna tell them an insurance is justin if he
come over here now, because you gonna be using your insurance.
I already told you I ain't got it.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
Don't make me come over to your apartment number seven eight,
standing in the door.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
I'm on my way to the door now I'm standing
in the door. Come on, come on.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
Look, I got thirty five hundred dollars worth of scratches
on my car that you need to pay for you
to own.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
That ain't even worth thirty five one hundred dollars. So
you already doing better than me? What? What? What?
Speaker 2 (04:40):
What?
Speaker 3 (04:41):
Look? I already told you I'm tired of talking to you.
I'm watching TV and you ain't got talking to me
about it.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
I need to talk to you about this car.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
I got thirty cut your car.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
My car ain't bumped up against your car. I ain't
even park next to no BMW's lately.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
It's a bean whatever, it's a ben C two forty,
a black giver.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
If it's a being seven seven and seven, I can't
help you.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
They don't make a seven seven lady. Look, you know what?
Can I say something to you?
Speaker 3 (05:16):
No, you can't say you know what you can say
to me? You can say bye.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
I just want to say one more thing to you,
one more thing.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
I'm gonna give you a one moment thing. Go ahead, on.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
All I want to.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
Say is this, nephew, Timmy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show,
your sister robbing out of d C.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
You putting me up?
Speaker 3 (05:33):
Oh that it's gonna make me. You know what, I
don't even have y'all show. I listened to the show
on the internet and this, Oh you wait till I
talked to her ally.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
Mister Dale, Well, Lizzen, before you go, can you tell
me what is the baddest radio show in the.
Speaker 3 (05:54):
Land, The Steve Harvey Morning Show. Alright, nephew, talk me.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
You knew you didn't run into nobody else.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
I hear nobody because I'll be trying to pull myself
out their phone, so won't nobody here?
Speaker 2 (06:06):
You know? All right.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
Now, that deserves some praise up in here, y'all already
know what? All right, I'm the only light blue camera
in parking lot right now, right now? Who tell you
that talking about the crosshide person blank blank cross the hall.
(06:32):
That was a good one, Thank you so kind of
all right? This week I'm headed to Charlotte, North Carolina.
It is Charlotte Friday Night, soul Out Saturday shows and
soul Out. I got a couple of tickets left for
Sunday show, So get your tickets if you want to
come see the Nephew.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
I'm gonna get in a little bit early on Thursday.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
Hang out with my boy at the Marquis and Charlotte's
where I hang out when I go sholl I hang
out at the market, my boy, Kennedy. What is the
MARQUI Oh, it's like a night light jazzy type of
you know, some place you would go to. You know,
it's class. It's for a man like yourself, the Marquee.
Matter of fact. What you're doing this weekend?
Speaker 2 (07:08):
I want you want to do? You want to do
ten minutes?
Speaker 1 (07:10):
You're not going to gonna give him ten minutes.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
That's hey, call card. Don't give no more, say no,
I know what you can do.
Speaker 4 (07:20):
I'm gonna such it. I'm gonna start a fire. Can't
get put out team because I'm not gonna do ten.
Once you give me ten, I'm gonna goss to do twenty.
Because you gotta understand, if I walk out on the
comedy stage right now, three of them minutes is pure applause.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
I tell you right now, I got room for you.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
Can't Braill Comedy Club outside of Los Angeles April thirteenth,
that Sunday night, one night only, one show only. The
Nephew was coming in any way, the hell I can
go down real big though. Bill Comedy Club is to
April ninety Team Jackson Florida. That is Easter weekend, Jacksonville, Florida.
Than Nephew. It is an evening with Nephew Tommy. That's
(08:06):
at the Florida Theater. That is April nineteenth. It's Easter weekend.
You can wear your Easter suit Saturday with me, just
to make sure it look right.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
Sunday for past I ain't.
Speaker 4 (08:16):
Gonna smell the same on Sunday, though, y'all, don't I understand.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
I understand. I ain't going. I'm not gonna lock the smoking.
I'm not.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
I'm not gonna lock the dose on you at the
Florida Theater. Tickets on sale right now. Laying in the
cut is Louisville, Kentucky, twenty three, twenty four, twenty five. Louisville,
Kentucky at the Louisville Comedy Club. That's Memorial Weekend, May
twenty three, twenty four, twenty five tickets. I'm gonna sell
red now. Possibly a king might be opening for ten minutes.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
You never know. Okay, all right, all right, you're listening
Steve Harvey Morning Show
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