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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The nephew is here with today's frank phone call. I'm
pretending like I didn't hear that, Steve, what you got
for us?

Speaker 2 (00:07):
Now?

Speaker 1 (00:07):
You know?

Speaker 3 (00:08):
Before I start cherle, I just want to get y'all's opinion.
I'm really thinking about this across my mind. I think
I think I want to maybe do some exotic dancing.

Speaker 1 (00:16):
For the holidays. You know what I'm saying, just for
the holidays? What like?

Speaker 3 (00:20):
Well?

Speaker 1 (00:20):
Ah, sure, uncle, how he pay? Know I love the work.
He know I like to get my hustle long. So
I'm just saying this.

Speaker 4 (00:28):
I ain't never seen no well, I've never seen nobody
hire no else to strip you.

Speaker 5 (00:34):
I'm not no elf man. I'm five ten and a half.
I'm just gonna see. I'm not gonna do it at Christmas.
What you think they gonna listen? I'm trying to get
some just like if you did it at Easter, they
would thank you.

Speaker 1 (00:48):
Was the bunny. Bring up out Steve. Stay.

Speaker 4 (00:53):
Ladies and gentlemen, please, especially boys and girls coming to
this age.

Speaker 1 (01:01):
The hot, the top one, the.

Speaker 4 (01:05):
Man that has revolutionized the Chippindale's. Ladies and gentlemen, please
welcome e t El Tommy come on.

Speaker 1 (01:22):
Out, you bring your short ass.

Speaker 4 (01:24):
I tell you, just popping hard, kids jumping up, dancing
and stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:28):
Kids there. I don't know why the kids, I.

Speaker 4 (01:31):
Said, anxiety day, he hollering out stuff he don't want
to hear.

Speaker 1 (01:34):
Make me a tie. Stop all that dancing and bill something.
All right, I guess I got my ass. Let me
I will.

Speaker 3 (01:49):
I will take this out on my own, because apparently y'all,
y'all are no help.

Speaker 1 (01:55):
Whats theo weeaver? I think I'm just nice? What's in
the bag?

Speaker 2 (01:58):
Mister?

Speaker 1 (02:01):
We're gonna make a rain for yourself. We'll make it
rain with what someday a monopoly money.

Speaker 4 (02:06):
What we ain't making making snow that little kids be heckted?

Speaker 2 (02:16):
Run?

Speaker 1 (02:17):
Why are you find candy canes? Here we go?

Speaker 3 (02:32):
Yes, yes, this is called drunk husband, Your drunk husband?
All right, cat dog, let's run it man. I will
keep my little thoughts to myself.

Speaker 1 (02:42):
On what I want to do on the side. Anyway,
Here you go.

Speaker 2 (02:46):
Hello, you got a hold on a mind?

Speaker 6 (02:48):
Okay, I got your phone. I'll give you a wife
a call. Hell all right, right now you're inebriated, sir, Okay,
right now to be taking.

Speaker 2 (02:57):
You in, but I'm not gonna do that. Let me
if you was.

Speaker 6 (03:00):
Able to come and pick you up, I'll let her
come kick you. All right, Brian is gonna Officer Brid's
gonna put you in his squad car. I'm gonna call
your wife. I've got your phone dollar now, all right?

Speaker 2 (03:12):
Okay, Hello, Hello, Hello, who am I fishing with? Pleas?
Who is here? This is Officer Daniels.

Speaker 7 (03:24):
Daniels you just called from.

Speaker 2 (03:26):
This is my husband.

Speaker 7 (03:27):
But who is who is off of SAD?

Speaker 2 (03:29):
I am Officer Daniels Man. Yes, your husband's actually being
pulled over and he's been uh actually he's in another
officer's car. He's uh, he's a little bit inebriated here
and we're trying to see about getting them picked up.
I'm trying my best not to take him in today,
so I'm trying to be a good Samaritan. I'm trying
to get someone to come and pick him up.

Speaker 7 (03:48):
Hold on, hold on, hold on, backer Becca, you got
my husband?

Speaker 2 (03:53):
Uh? What I got here on the driver's license is
uh Kenny Kenny, and he's with you now. He's actually
an officer Brian's squad car right now. So he was
actually uh bobbing and weaving out on the road and
we pulled him over. He's not creating any problems. The
young lady wasn't creating any problems. So for what truck.
What we're trying to do is get somebody to come

(04:14):
and pick him up.

Speaker 7 (04:15):
You have my husband. My husband is at work, so
he can't be in no officers, Brian or in your car?
And bad did you say tim again? Did you say
somebody was with Kenny?

Speaker 2 (04:25):
There is There was a young lady in the car. Man.
We're actually letting her go because she's not inebriated from
the lookout at somebody. She's calling somebody to pick her up.

Speaker 7 (04:34):
Now, Man, No, I can't believe it. Kenny, I know
that dirty song got no mact in my car. That's
my car. And you said that he had tam officer.
Tell me this, look at that and tell me what
she looked like. It better not be that bet not
be the one I think she I have no idea.

Speaker 2 (04:53):
Excuse me, ma'am.

Speaker 7 (04:55):
I know you're murdered about it. My god, he's supposed
to be working.

Speaker 2 (05:00):
I'm sorry, Jack, Jasmine.

Speaker 7 (05:05):
Okay, you're Josine, Okay.

Speaker 2 (05:09):
No, just say there we'll talk here in a moment
with Her name is Jasmin, I'm not sure who she is,
and a lady, but keep from keep keeping me holding
there til.

Speaker 7 (05:19):
I get there.

Speaker 2 (05:19):
I'm on my way.

Speaker 7 (05:20):
I'm on my way right now. Hey, Bridget, I want
you to watch these children from until I get back.
I'm going to see if I can give me a
ride up to the truck stop and I'll be back
in a minute.

Speaker 2 (05:31):
Hello.

Speaker 6 (05:33):
Yeah, I'm here.

Speaker 7 (05:35):
There, I'm here. Yeah, I'm here.

Speaker 2 (05:37):
I'm here. Okay, now listen, I can't. I can't stay
here too much longer. I can. I can stay here
maybe another fifteen to twenty minutes. Somebody come get the car,
and but I gotta keep moving here. I'm just trying
to do a favor. Nothing here. I'm on my way.

Speaker 7 (05:51):
I'm on my way. I'm on my way.

Speaker 2 (05:53):
I got my parents in my hand.

Speaker 7 (05:55):
I'm all my way to that truck stop.

Speaker 2 (05:58):
Please don't take that nowhere.

Speaker 7 (06:00):
Because I got something from him. And when I get there,
I hope like hell, and they they've been calling me
to with me all through the night. Leave for that
time I get there because I got some things that
I need to take care of.

Speaker 2 (06:13):
Fifty don't move the squad car to I get there.

Speaker 7 (06:17):
I'm all wait, right now, right now, I be there
in a minute. Well, that took my time picked up
to date went. I had arguments over this.

Speaker 2 (06:28):
It better not be that.

Speaker 7 (06:29):
If better not, I bet you it better not be her.

Speaker 2 (06:32):
It better not be her.

Speaker 7 (06:34):
I'm on my way.

Speaker 2 (06:35):
I'll be there in a minute.

Speaker 7 (06:36):
I be there, He'll say, I get there.

Speaker 2 (06:38):
Okay. Well, now that's a guy that was with Kenny.
Let me close my doors. She can hear me better. Man. Uh,
there was another gentleman that was in the back feet
of the car that was riding with Kenny and the
young lady.

Speaker 7 (06:50):
I don't give her. I no other riding with Kenny.
You just make sure he's there when I get there.

Speaker 2 (06:56):
Okay, okay, Now do you know who this other gentleman?
Do you know? Nephew Tommy? Oh?

Speaker 7 (07:01):
Can I know nephew, Nephew Tommy, Nephew Tommy.

Speaker 2 (07:11):
Cynthia, this is nephew. Tell me from the Steve Wallbury
Morning Show. Baby, your husband Kenny got me to pray phone?

Speaker 4 (07:18):
Oh you.

Speaker 2 (07:21):
Can you got you? Got you?

Speaker 7 (07:26):
You ain't Kenny, because was just gonna happened to Kenny nephew, Tommy,
I want to go down to bank Head in two
eighty five. And when he gets home, he's sitting.

Speaker 2 (07:37):
On Oh my god, you are right. Oh my god.

Speaker 7 (07:43):
Now I'm gonna check. What are you at, Tommy?

Speaker 2 (07:48):
Oh man? He told me, he said, Man, my wife,
don't pray, he said, call my wife, man to pray
my wife.

Speaker 7 (07:54):
You all right, I'm good, I'm good.

Speaker 2 (07:57):
I'm good.

Speaker 6 (07:58):
But what Forria, though, he said?

Speaker 2 (08:00):
Work? Say we don't work here, work here in your call?
At work? You work? You gonna be at work. Tell
me this, what's the baddest radio show in the land?

Speaker 7 (08:13):
Steeled Show?

Speaker 1 (08:15):
All right? There you have it. There, you have it, there,
you have it.

Speaker 2 (08:23):
What it is?

Speaker 1 (08:24):
Y'all already know.

Speaker 3 (08:25):
I'm gonna be on Thanksgiving This and Thanksgiving Comedy Festival
on Saturday after Thanksgiving, New Jersey.

Speaker 1 (08:30):
Pack. That's November thirtieth, Saturday night.

Speaker 3 (08:33):
It is Dominique Conness, Mitchell, Sheryl Underwood and Yours truly,
nephew town Me.

Speaker 1 (08:39):
Tickets on sale right now in j Pack, New York.

Speaker 3 (08:42):
Everybody in Neutrosity, everybody around the way, get your tickets.

Speaker 1 (08:46):
You it's on the way.
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Thomas "Nephew Tommy" Miles

Thomas "Nephew Tommy" Miles

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