August 22, 2024 • 9 mins
Is it suspect that a wife makes funeral arrangements for her husband when he is still alive and very healthy?
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Coming up at the top of the hour, right about
four minutes after. It's my Strawberry letter for today, and
the subject is everything is a minor inconvenience. We'll talk
about that, get into that, find out what that's all about.
And just a few because right now the nephew is
here with today's prank phone call. Nephew, Well we work today.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
Oh sure, I got it for you.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
You know, you know, everybody gonna have one and if
somebody has to plan it. But this right here is
your funeral arrangements. Your funeral arrangements.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
Uh huh, yeah, a lot of people don't know that.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
You know, these things need to take place, but you
know some people might want to get it taken.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
Pare the phot they leave here.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
You know what I'm saying before they lead, like I
want my I want my stuff in alle you know understand,
Like I'm gonna have I told y'all before, I'm gonna
have a funeral rehearsal.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
That's what I'm gonna.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
Have a rehearsal because you're not gonna show up at
my funeral and I know we wouldn't that You're not
going to do that.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
You're not gonna do that. And know you'll be dead.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
That's why you have to have a funeral. So we
know how it's supposed to go. The rehearsal, the rehearsal. Yes,
So Carlo, while we have rehearsal, I'll be laying there
and when I see somebody come up, you know, I
pop up and say, you know.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
Dann will we ain't like that dog? Come on, dog dog?
Speaker 1 (01:21):
You know up, We're gonna pop out exactly.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
So you get to put all these calls, crying calls, crying.
Put all that crying.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
You ain't little me like that that ste Come on,
all right, this is your funeral arrangement.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
Let's go care doucs.
Speaker 4 (01:42):
Hello, Hello, I'm trying to retell you miss Diana. Please
the moment I take a message fee. My name is
John John. I'm actually the funeral director here funeral home.
Because Diane came in earlier today and tried to get
the arrangements. First of all, I want to say my
condolences to you all and your entire family for what
(02:03):
you're going through. She built out some paperwork here and
I wanted to make sure I got everything actually correct.
I'm a little not sure on what she wants on
the actual tombstone. I don't know what she wants. Rob
or Robert? Are you are you wanted the members that
may be able to tell me exactly what she would want?
Speaker 2 (02:24):
On?
Speaker 4 (02:25):
Oh, I am I'm Robert. What's this all about?
Speaker 2 (02:28):
It?
Speaker 4 (02:28):
She's giving me this morning? What you talking about? Okay?
Hold on, certain sir, you're you're who I am? Robert?
Rob Robert?
Speaker 2 (02:36):
That's me?
Speaker 4 (02:37):
Okay? And is there a senior or well junior is
just a child? I'm Roberto. That's who I am. Junior
or a child either one of us? Did we're health? Okay? Okay, okay, okay,
hang on? Oh my god, all right, I don't okay
hang on second sir, Yeah yeah, ms ms sir MS.
(03:01):
Diane is your wife?
Speaker 1 (03:02):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (03:02):
That is my wife? And you sure you got the
right down? You sure she came in uh this morning?
Uh maybe five five? Uh what salt and pepper, hair,
shoulder ling? Uh maybe a medium brown complex mm hmm.
What kind of costumes? Which is having you see the
(03:23):
cars and see.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
The car something?
Speaker 4 (03:25):
Uh it seemed like it was a uh some type
of was it a Camry? I think yeah that's what
I mean? What happened? Tell me actually tell me what
happened this moment she came in and said what he
came in and.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
Mster, why why? Why?
Speaker 4 (03:41):
Why? Why do I call back when Miss Diane is there?
We can go call down, you know, tell me that
right now. I need to know what is going on.
My wife want to tell me she would have a
food for me, and you tell me you would call me.
Let me know, tell me that, sir. All I know
is is Miss Diane came in. The paperwork was a
little I was just coming a re evaluating, know what
(04:03):
I what? I what I what was written here? It
wasn't right. I mean, she came in, she she picked
out the casket, she did everything that she was supposed
to casket casket bro bro. But I don't understand. I
don't really understand what's going on. But I'm gonna find
out later on. I'm gonna find her. I don't understand.
I've never been in a I've never been in a
(04:24):
situation like this. Okay, so we're about to get in
the sensual way. Maybe I need to call back when
this Diane gets there. I said, I need to talk
to you now. She had six o'clock. Don't worry about that.
Where you at anyway? What's your name again? Where you at?
I'm I'm I'm John, Sir, I'm the I'm the funeral
homes by round. I'm sorry, y'all. You might be. You
might be making some soiler ram for her too. I
(04:47):
might even switch things for her team on there. Okay, sir,
Just what sixt o'clock is? Six o'clock, sir, six o'clock there, sir.
A funeral is a very serious thing, sir. So you're
you're so serious?
Speaker 2 (04:59):
Bro.
Speaker 4 (05:00):
Uh, Look my wife is becoming. She's trying to bury me me.
I'm Rock. Wouldn't even be on the paper. Robert. It's
it's Rob or Robert, whichever one.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
I mean. I don't I don't. I mean, I won't.
Speaker 4 (05:14):
I don't. I don't, I don't. I don't know even
be decent, you know what I'm saying. We didn't even argue.
We had a little last argument last week by little
light buil or something, little black man. But you can
having funerals of mery. I tell you that this up.
They got the right now, you got the right one.
I tell you, man, I'm not watch mister. I mean,
(05:40):
since I have you on the phone, is can I
ask you, what is it all right? If I asked
you something, sir, man, you want to ask me? Brother?
I mean, since since it is your funeral, would you
would you like the light blue lining or the white
lining in the inside on the inside that you played
with me right now? You now you're trying me. Now
if I come down there and swing, you won't like it.
It's gonna be two funerals. You keep on last, you're
(06:03):
gonna put your own playing. Man. I'm not here cussing
my like here twelve hour shift. All I said, I
a little bit lights up around here. It's gonna keep
the billing eye. But she would say, huh around here
at little, sir, be light so light, so light? A funeral?
Come on, man, boy, I swear to God, just gonna
(06:24):
tell you. I'm saying, can I can? I? Can? I? Can?
Speaker 2 (06:26):
I tell you?
Speaker 4 (06:26):
What else your wife told me when she was here?
What what else told you? I you, I need to
know anywhere, I need to know, tell me why kill?
But she told me to tell you exactly who I was? What?
Who are you? I'm sorry? Who are you? The race?
I'm not John, I'm not John from the funeral home.
(06:48):
You better let me. You better tell me you no
better else, not no, no, no, nothing, none of it.
Lie it this right here. His nephew tire me from
the Steve Arby Martin Show. Your white Diane got me
the prank phone. Call you Hello, swell boy, I swear y'all,
(07:12):
y'allie some boy. Y'all pay too much? Man, y'all just
stop paying people. Sing man, man, I'll just see you.
I said, Hey, man, look here, bro big better need
a suit man. I need all that eat, all that shoes,
sop head, all that all right, man, I had to that. Hey,
(07:35):
let me ask you, little what is the baddest radio
show in the land? Steeve Hobby Morning Show. And now now.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
Come on, y'all give the drum.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
Play too much, play.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
Way too much.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
I'm gonna play hard though, Buffalo, New York. The nephew
come to town. You already know the tickets on sale. I
Am going to play as stupid as I can. Nephew,
time me in, friends, It's my house party comedy jam.
You don't want to miss it at the Shade Performing
Art Center. Did you hear me? I said? The Shade
Performing Art Center laying in the cut.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
Is uh nephew, tell me Augusta, Georgia.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
It's Friday, September the sixth at the Miller Theater, the
Miller Theater, and tickets are on seal rad. Now, what's
laying in the cut? October twenty six That is Saturday,
October twenty sixth, Lafayette, Louisiana at the Hyman Center. Nephew,
Time and friends coming your way. Tickets on seal right. Now,
that's a b MT production. Them my boys, them my
(08:44):
Texas Boys out of Boumart. B MT production. Tickets are
on seal right. Now, what y'all think about that?
Speaker 2 (08:52):
All right? Okay, okay, all minds clear.
Speaker 3 (08:56):
I'm not mad at Beaumont and Golden Triangles.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
Goody now, yeah.
Speaker 4 (09:02):
My favorite I just like saying whennye whinny?
Speaker 2 (09:06):
All right, thank you, nephew.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
Coming up next, it is my Strawberry letter for today,
and the subject is everything is a minor inconvenience Everything.
We'll get into it and find out what it's all about.
Right after this, you're listening Morning Show
Coming up at the top of the hour, right about
four minutes after. It's my Strawberry letter for today, and
the subject is everything is a minor inconvenience. We'll talk
about that, get into that, find out what that's all about.
And just a few because right now the nephew is
here with today's prank phone call. Nephew, Well we work today.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
Oh sure, I got it for you.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
You know, you know, everybody gonna have one and if
somebody has to plan it. But this right here is
your funeral arrangements. Your funeral arrangements.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
Uh huh, yeah, a lot of people don't know that.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
You know, these things need to take place, but you
know some people might want to get it taken.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
Pare the phot they leave here.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
You know what I'm saying before they lead, like I
want my I want my stuff in alle you know understand,
Like I'm gonna have I told y'all before, I'm gonna
have a funeral rehearsal.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
That's what I'm gonna.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
Have a rehearsal because you're not gonna show up at
my funeral and I know we wouldn't that You're not
going to do that.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
You're not gonna do that. And know you'll be dead.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
That's why you have to have a funeral. So we
know how it's supposed to go. The rehearsal, the rehearsal. Yes,
So Carlo, while we have rehearsal, I'll be laying there
and when I see somebody come up, you know, I
pop up and say, you know.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
Dann will we ain't like that dog? Come on, dog dog?
Speaker 1 (01:21):
You know up, We're gonna pop out exactly.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
So you get to put all these calls, crying calls, crying.
Put all that crying.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
You ain't little me like that that ste Come on,
all right, this is your funeral arrangement.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
Let's go care doucs.
Speaker 4 (01:42):
Hello, Hello, I'm trying to retell you miss Diana. Please
the moment I take a message fee. My name is
John John. I'm actually the funeral director here funeral home.
Because Diane came in earlier today and tried to get
the arrangements. First of all, I want to say my
condolences to you all and your entire family for what
(02:03):
you're going through. She built out some paperwork here and
I wanted to make sure I got everything actually correct.
I'm a little not sure on what she wants on
the actual tombstone. I don't know what she wants. Rob
or Robert? Are you are you wanted the members that
may be able to tell me exactly what she would want?
Speaker 2 (02:24):
On?
Speaker 4 (02:25):
Oh, I am I'm Robert. What's this all about?
Speaker 2 (02:28):
It?
Speaker 4 (02:28):
She's giving me this morning? What you talking about? Okay?
Hold on, certain sir, you're you're who I am? Robert?
Rob Robert?
Speaker 2 (02:36):
That's me?
Speaker 4 (02:37):
Okay? And is there a senior or well junior is
just a child? I'm Roberto. That's who I am. Junior
or a child either one of us? Did we're health? Okay? Okay, okay, okay,
hang on? Oh my god, all right, I don't okay
hang on second sir, Yeah yeah, ms ms sir MS.
(03:01):
Diane is your wife?
Speaker 1 (03:02):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (03:02):
That is my wife? And you sure you got the
right down? You sure she came in uh this morning?
Uh maybe five five? Uh what salt and pepper, hair,
shoulder ling? Uh maybe a medium brown complex mm hmm.
What kind of costumes? Which is having you see the
(03:23):
cars and see.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
The car something?
Speaker 4 (03:25):
Uh it seemed like it was a uh some type
of was it a Camry? I think yeah that's what
I mean? What happened? Tell me actually tell me what
happened this moment she came in and said what he
came in and.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
Mster, why why? Why?
Speaker 4 (03:41):
Why? Why do I call back when Miss Diane is there?
We can go call down, you know, tell me that
right now. I need to know what is going on.
My wife want to tell me she would have a
food for me, and you tell me you would call me.
Let me know, tell me that, sir. All I know
is is Miss Diane came in. The paperwork was a
little I was just coming a re evaluating, know what
(04:03):
I what? I what I what was written here? It
wasn't right. I mean, she came in, she she picked
out the casket, she did everything that she was supposed
to casket casket bro bro. But I don't understand. I
don't really understand what's going on. But I'm gonna find
out later on. I'm gonna find her. I don't understand.
I've never been in a I've never been in a
(04:24):
situation like this. Okay, so we're about to get in
the sensual way. Maybe I need to call back when
this Diane gets there. I said, I need to talk
to you now. She had six o'clock. Don't worry about that.
Where you at anyway? What's your name again? Where you at?
I'm I'm I'm John, Sir, I'm the I'm the funeral
homes by round. I'm sorry, y'all. You might be. You
might be making some soiler ram for her too. I
(04:47):
might even switch things for her team on there. Okay, sir,
Just what sixt o'clock is? Six o'clock, sir, six o'clock there, sir.
A funeral is a very serious thing, sir. So you're
you're so serious?
Speaker 2 (04:59):
Bro.
Speaker 4 (05:00):
Uh, Look my wife is becoming. She's trying to bury me me.
I'm Rock. Wouldn't even be on the paper. Robert. It's
it's Rob or Robert, whichever one.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
I mean. I don't I don't. I mean, I won't.
Speaker 4 (05:14):
I don't. I don't, I don't. I don't know even
be decent, you know what I'm saying. We didn't even argue.
We had a little last argument last week by little
light buil or something, little black man. But you can
having funerals of mery. I tell you that this up.
They got the right now, you got the right one.
I tell you, man, I'm not watch mister. I mean,
(05:40):
since I have you on the phone, is can I
ask you, what is it all right? If I asked
you something, sir, man, you want to ask me? Brother?
I mean, since since it is your funeral, would you
would you like the light blue lining or the white
lining in the inside on the inside that you played
with me right now? You now you're trying me. Now
if I come down there and swing, you won't like it.
It's gonna be two funerals. You keep on last, you're
(06:03):
gonna put your own playing. Man. I'm not here cussing
my like here twelve hour shift. All I said, I
a little bit lights up around here. It's gonna keep
the billing eye. But she would say, huh around here
at little, sir, be light so light, so light? A funeral?
Come on, man, boy, I swear to God, just gonna
(06:24):
tell you. I'm saying, can I can? I? Can? I? Can?
Speaker 2 (06:26):
I tell you?
Speaker 4 (06:26):
What else your wife told me when she was here?
What what else told you? I you, I need to
know anywhere, I need to know, tell me why kill?
But she told me to tell you exactly who I was? What?
Who are you? I'm sorry? Who are you? The race?
I'm not John, I'm not John from the funeral home.
(06:48):
You better let me. You better tell me you no
better else, not no, no, no, nothing, none of it.
Lie it this right here. His nephew tire me from
the Steve Arby Martin Show. Your white Diane got me
the prank phone. Call you Hello, swell boy, I swear y'all,
(07:12):
y'allie some boy. Y'all pay too much? Man, y'all just
stop paying people. Sing man, man, I'll just see you.
I said, Hey, man, look here, bro big better need
a suit man. I need all that eat, all that shoes,
sop head, all that all right, man, I had to that. Hey,
(07:35):
let me ask you, little what is the baddest radio
show in the land? Steeve Hobby Morning Show. And now now.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
Come on, y'all give the drum.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
Play too much, play.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
Way too much.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
I'm gonna play hard though, Buffalo, New York. The nephew
come to town. You already know the tickets on sale. I
Am going to play as stupid as I can. Nephew,
time me in, friends, It's my house party comedy jam.
You don't want to miss it at the Shade Performing
Art Center. Did you hear me? I said? The Shade
Performing Art Center laying in the cut.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
Is uh nephew, tell me Augusta, Georgia.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
It's Friday, September the sixth at the Miller Theater, the
Miller Theater, and tickets are on seal rad. Now, what's
laying in the cut? October twenty six That is Saturday,
October twenty sixth, Lafayette, Louisiana at the Hyman Center. Nephew,
Time and friends coming your way. Tickets on seal right. Now,
that's a b MT production. Them my boys, them my
(08:44):
Texas Boys out of Boumart. B MT production. Tickets are
on seal right. Now, what y'all think about that?
Speaker 2 (08:52):
All right? Okay, okay, all minds clear.
Speaker 3 (08:56):
I'm not mad at Beaumont and Golden Triangles.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
Goody now, yeah.
Speaker 4 (09:02):
My favorite I just like saying whennye whinny?
Speaker 2 (09:06):
All right, thank you, nephew.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
Coming up next, it is my Strawberry letter for today,
and the subject is everything is a minor inconvenience Everything.
We'll get into it and find out what it's all about.
Right after this, you're listening Morning Show
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