March 22, 2024 • 9 mins
How do you tell a mother whose child is at your day care that he is too fat and eats too much?
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Coming up at about four minutes after the hour. It's
my strawberry letter and the subject is he's late on
his payments. We'll get into that find out what that's
all about in just a few but first, the nephew
is here with today's prank phone call. What you got
for us, nest?
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (00:17):
So are we're allowed to tell people their kids are
too fat?
Speaker 4 (00:19):
Ah? We're allowed? Is that?
Speaker 3 (00:21):
Can you say that?
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (00:23):
Oh, sir?
Speaker 4 (00:23):
I mean you can say things.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
Yeah, just gonna be consequences.
Speaker 4 (00:27):
Yeah, you can say it and.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
See what hap Well, look and get it on there.
Your son is too fat. Your son is too he
is what.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
I told you about that you play more.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
Too fat, Shirley. That's all it is to it. Let's
go cat dog. Your son is too fat.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
Hello.
Speaker 4 (00:48):
Hello, I'm trying to reach Kathy. Please Hi, Kathy. This
is Kirvy. I'm actually the owner at the daycare for
mine's day care when your son comes. Okay, all right,
I'm sure you're familiar with my wife, Anita. Yes, sir,
all right, how you doing today? I'm good? Oh how's
our little little divn how's he doing?
Speaker 2 (01:08):
He's good. He's laying down taking the nap.
Speaker 4 (01:10):
Okay, you guys been coming here. I guess about a
year now, right, yes, since he was one. Okay, listen,
I wanted to give you a call. I'm looking at
some some information I was I was Divine doing at home?
Is he is he eating properly at home?
Speaker 2 (01:25):
When you say eating, what do you mean?
Speaker 4 (01:26):
I mean? Is he getting meals every time he's supposed
to get them while he's at home?
Speaker 2 (01:32):
Yeah, he's doing pretty good.
Speaker 4 (01:35):
Okay, Now there's there's there's no situation where you guys
may be a shortage of food or anything like that.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
Are you, uh, short of the food? No, sir, My
husband works real good. We don't have a problem with
a short as the food. Is there a problem with him?
Speaker 4 (01:51):
Well, you know we're looking at the record and little
Divus too, Yes, sir. Have you looked at the comparison
of two year old the majority of two year olds
in comparison to I guess I should say size in
comparison to the bond side.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
You mean like in body way body size? I mean
he's a little tall. You know, he wasn't a small
chap when he's born. He was ten pounds. But no,
he's on the scale of right where he should be.
He's just a little you know, taller because the daddy
is tall. But he's doing okay.
Speaker 4 (02:22):
So you you don't think he's anywhere in the in
the ballpark of of of of obesity at two?
Speaker 2 (02:30):
You mean fat?
Speaker 4 (02:31):
I mean I didn't want to be blunt, but but
but miss Cathy, you're I mean, I mean your son's
Let me just say.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
On a Sunday, I'm relaxing and we're talking about you
think my son is a little overweight or what he's
what's the problem.
Speaker 4 (02:47):
Well, I mean I think he's fat, you know. And
and the problem I'm happening here is I'm noticing the
records of everything as.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
Wait, well wait, we need to back up. See you
think he's fat. I've never spoken to you, mister Kirby.
Is that what she said?
Speaker 4 (03:01):
My name is Kirby.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Okay, So every morning that I dropped him off for
a year and I give my daycare money, Miss Benita
has never said anything about his eating habits. So you're
telling me that you think my son is fat with him,
you deal with him on a daily basis.
Speaker 4 (03:16):
I don't deal with him on a daily basis. What
I'm looking at as records that are showing me that
he's eating way more than the rest of anybody at
the daycare. And not only that, he's drinking probably a
gallon of milk a day, a gallon of milk.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
Y'all only get snacks two times a day, and he's
there only for breakfast and lunch. And how in the
hell is he drinking a gallon of milk?
Speaker 4 (03:36):
And if he is, ma'am, But all I know is
this now.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
No, I'm blown away by this because you calling me
on a Sunday. Color my damn child fat, that's the problem.
And your wife has never said a damn thing. Never
has she said one thing to me in a year
when she collected my damn daycare money. She ain't said
my son is eating y'all at a house and home.
Speaker 4 (03:55):
Okay, Well, you know my wife is a different person,
and she tries to be cordial with every one.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
He's the one who deals with me. Mister Kirby. I've
never met you, never met you, especially all of a Sunday.
Speaker 4 (04:04):
The reason why I'm calling you on a Sunday, ma'am,
is that I know tomorrow if you're gonna be trying
to drop your son off.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
I am gonna drop him off. I am gonna know.
Speaker 4 (04:13):
No, that's that's kind of the reason why I'm calling you. Now.
What you want here, Either you can keep him at home.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
No, I'm not keeping him at home. My husband works
and I work. I'm dropping my damn son off at
six study like I do every morning.
Speaker 4 (04:28):
Ma'am, ma'am, Listen, if if we can't get him, you
really want.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
To get this banita on the side, because obviously you
ain't the one that need to be talking to me.
Because if you're not there every day and.
Speaker 4 (04:38):
I deal with your wife, I'm telling you that your
son is too.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
Big to be kiss that is coming every morning. If
that's the case, and if he's eating at a house
and a home, I send him some extra. But what
I paid my money for is what you're gonna feed
him for two full meals and two snacks, and if
he needs extra, I'll put some in his bag.
Speaker 4 (04:58):
He's drinking a guy of milk a day. Are you
you care?
Speaker 2 (05:03):
I don't care. There's no way possible that he can
drink a gallon of milk a day.
Speaker 4 (05:06):
Yes, ma'am, here's the deal. I don't want you to
have to stop bringing your son there and I'm not,
and I'm not. Here's my second alternative. I will put
him on a diet. Okay, I'll give him an apple
in the day.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
You ain't, no, damn guy, you ain't, are you from
the hell from now?
Speaker 4 (05:21):
I will. I will give him an apple and a
glass of water in the morning, and I'll give him
an apple and a glass of water in the evening,
and then you guys can feed him when he gets home.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
You must be certified in the food program, especially if
you sitting up here telling me my damn son is
but on the diet and he's not drinking no water
and no apple. He needs a full snack. If the
other kids is having an apple and water, then that
that you better be serving him. But if that ain't
the case, and hell no, he better get the full snack.
So if that's graham crackers and apple juice, well, damn it,
that's what my son better be getting. And if he
(05:49):
won't ask her, he better get it.
Speaker 4 (05:51):
Man, Listen, all I'm trying to tell you is your
son drink too much. Day face.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
You need to back the I know you did not
cussing me. I know I did not ready to cut
to me. Let me tell you what say. You ain't
got to worry about it. We don't have nothing else
to talk about. My husband, me, your wife, and everybody
that works at damn daycare better be there in the morning,
because that's six thirty. We gonna be there. And my
(06:19):
son he's coming on week and he gonna eat week.
If he WoT two gallons of milk, he gonna drink it.
If he want two plates of food, he gonna get it.
Because I tell you what, we say them good money
to come to that daycare so.
Speaker 4 (06:36):
Up there that I'm gonna have to put him on
some swim fast. Now I will put your child on
slim fast. I was trying not to give him pspective,
but I will.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
Give him some slim fast, and you're gonna get a
slim fast whooping. I'm gonna whoop yos. And whoever gave
it to him, whoever gave it to him, they're gonna
get a slim fast whooping. All the little kids better
have some slim fast. If he getting some, he better
eat whatever they eating. If they eat steak, will damn it,
he better have some too.
Speaker 4 (07:00):
We had steak, he probably eat the whole damn cow
don't care I.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
Pay for it, but he better not getting a climfast.
I will shut it down about my child.
Speaker 4 (07:09):
Okay, I got something else you need to know about
your son.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
What the else do I need to know besides you
think my son is overweight? What the else can you
tell me today?
Speaker 4 (07:20):
I need to tell you this. I need to tell
you that this is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey
Morning Show. Your girlfriend Lucretia got me to prank phone
call you.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
What the did you just say? What the did you
just say?
Speaker 4 (07:36):
This's nephew told me from the Steve Harvey Morning Tell
your girlfriend Lucretia got me to frank phone call you.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
I'm gonna be said to that. She knows I don't
play about my damn son at all. That's my only son.
I don't play about him. I'm gonna be there. Is
she there, No, it's on after this. It's just all.
Speaker 4 (07:59):
It's all, it is all. I got one more thing
I gotta ask you, baby, what is what is the
baddest that, I mean, the baddest radio show in the land, Steve.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
Harvey Morning Shelf. It's a it's all. I hope you
can hear me. Wherever you at lasting it's.
Speaker 3 (08:19):
We ain't got enough food at these daycares ct your
feet out, your studying way too much.
Speaker 4 (08:25):
He and wave more.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
One here messing with people's kids.
Speaker 4 (08:30):
Eating this baby at home.
Speaker 3 (08:31):
It's too much. He just come in here. You doing
too much, eating a lot. Crazy wrong for that, you're
eating a lot. I would be at Montgomery, Alabama. That
would be March of thirtieth, Saturday Night at the Montgomery
Performing Arts Center. Tickets on sale right now to see
celebrity the comedian JJ Williamson and Earthquake Shagging it Up,
(08:56):
hosted by Yours truly nephew tell me. Tickets on sale right.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
Now if you thank you. Coming up next, Strawberry letter.
The subject is he's late on his payments. We'll get
into that find out what that's all about. Right after this,
you're listening to The Harvey Morning Show.
Coming up at about four minutes after the hour. It's
my strawberry letter and the subject is he's late on
his payments. We'll get into that find out what that's
all about in just a few but first, the nephew
is here with today's prank phone call. What you got
for us, nest?
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (00:17):
So are we're allowed to tell people their kids are
too fat?
Speaker 4 (00:19):
Ah? We're allowed? Is that?
Speaker 3 (00:21):
Can you say that?
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (00:23):
Oh, sir?
Speaker 4 (00:23):
I mean you can say things.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
Yeah, just gonna be consequences.
Speaker 4 (00:27):
Yeah, you can say it and.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
See what hap Well, look and get it on there.
Your son is too fat. Your son is too he
is what.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
I told you about that you play more.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
Too fat, Shirley. That's all it is to it. Let's
go cat dog. Your son is too fat.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
Hello.
Speaker 4 (00:48):
Hello, I'm trying to reach Kathy. Please Hi, Kathy. This
is Kirvy. I'm actually the owner at the daycare for
mine's day care when your son comes. Okay, all right,
I'm sure you're familiar with my wife, Anita. Yes, sir,
all right, how you doing today? I'm good? Oh how's
our little little divn how's he doing?
Speaker 2 (01:08):
He's good. He's laying down taking the nap.
Speaker 4 (01:10):
Okay, you guys been coming here. I guess about a
year now, right, yes, since he was one. Okay, listen,
I wanted to give you a call. I'm looking at
some some information I was I was Divine doing at home?
Is he is he eating properly at home?
Speaker 2 (01:25):
When you say eating, what do you mean?
Speaker 4 (01:26):
I mean? Is he getting meals every time he's supposed
to get them while he's at home?
Speaker 2 (01:32):
Yeah, he's doing pretty good.
Speaker 4 (01:35):
Okay, Now there's there's there's no situation where you guys
may be a shortage of food or anything like that.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
Are you, uh, short of the food? No, sir, My
husband works real good. We don't have a problem with
a short as the food. Is there a problem with him?
Speaker 4 (01:51):
Well, you know we're looking at the record and little
Divus too, Yes, sir. Have you looked at the comparison
of two year old the majority of two year olds
in comparison to I guess I should say size in
comparison to the bond side.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
You mean like in body way body size? I mean
he's a little tall. You know, he wasn't a small
chap when he's born. He was ten pounds. But no,
he's on the scale of right where he should be.
He's just a little you know, taller because the daddy
is tall. But he's doing okay.
Speaker 4 (02:22):
So you you don't think he's anywhere in the in
the ballpark of of of of obesity at two?
Speaker 2 (02:30):
You mean fat?
Speaker 4 (02:31):
I mean I didn't want to be blunt, but but
but miss Cathy, you're I mean, I mean your son's
Let me just say.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
On a Sunday, I'm relaxing and we're talking about you
think my son is a little overweight or what he's
what's the problem.
Speaker 4 (02:47):
Well, I mean I think he's fat, you know. And
and the problem I'm happening here is I'm noticing the
records of everything as.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
Wait, well wait, we need to back up. See you
think he's fat. I've never spoken to you, mister Kirby.
Is that what she said?
Speaker 4 (03:01):
My name is Kirby.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Okay, So every morning that I dropped him off for
a year and I give my daycare money, Miss Benita
has never said anything about his eating habits. So you're
telling me that you think my son is fat with him,
you deal with him on a daily basis.
Speaker 4 (03:16):
I don't deal with him on a daily basis. What
I'm looking at as records that are showing me that
he's eating way more than the rest of anybody at
the daycare. And not only that, he's drinking probably a
gallon of milk a day, a gallon of milk.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
Y'all only get snacks two times a day, and he's
there only for breakfast and lunch. And how in the
hell is he drinking a gallon of milk?
Speaker 4 (03:36):
And if he is, ma'am, But all I know is
this now.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
No, I'm blown away by this because you calling me
on a Sunday. Color my damn child fat, that's the problem.
And your wife has never said a damn thing. Never
has she said one thing to me in a year
when she collected my damn daycare money. She ain't said
my son is eating y'all at a house and home.
Speaker 4 (03:55):
Okay, Well, you know my wife is a different person,
and she tries to be cordial with every one.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
He's the one who deals with me. Mister Kirby. I've
never met you, never met you, especially all of a Sunday.
Speaker 4 (04:04):
The reason why I'm calling you on a Sunday, ma'am,
is that I know tomorrow if you're gonna be trying
to drop your son off.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
I am gonna drop him off. I am gonna know.
Speaker 4 (04:13):
No, that's that's kind of the reason why I'm calling you. Now.
What you want here, Either you can keep him at home.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
No, I'm not keeping him at home. My husband works
and I work. I'm dropping my damn son off at
six study like I do every morning.
Speaker 4 (04:28):
Ma'am, ma'am, Listen, if if we can't get him, you
really want.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
To get this banita on the side, because obviously you
ain't the one that need to be talking to me.
Because if you're not there every day and.
Speaker 4 (04:38):
I deal with your wife, I'm telling you that your
son is too.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
Big to be kiss that is coming every morning. If
that's the case, and if he's eating at a house
and a home, I send him some extra. But what
I paid my money for is what you're gonna feed
him for two full meals and two snacks, and if
he needs extra, I'll put some in his bag.
Speaker 4 (04:58):
He's drinking a guy of milk a day. Are you
you care?
Speaker 2 (05:03):
I don't care. There's no way possible that he can
drink a gallon of milk a day.
Speaker 4 (05:06):
Yes, ma'am, here's the deal. I don't want you to
have to stop bringing your son there and I'm not,
and I'm not. Here's my second alternative. I will put
him on a diet. Okay, I'll give him an apple
in the day.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
You ain't, no, damn guy, you ain't, are you from
the hell from now?
Speaker 4 (05:21):
I will. I will give him an apple and a
glass of water in the morning, and I'll give him
an apple and a glass of water in the evening,
and then you guys can feed him when he gets home.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
You must be certified in the food program, especially if
you sitting up here telling me my damn son is
but on the diet and he's not drinking no water
and no apple. He needs a full snack. If the
other kids is having an apple and water, then that
that you better be serving him. But if that ain't
the case, and hell no, he better get the full snack.
So if that's graham crackers and apple juice, well, damn it,
that's what my son better be getting. And if he
(05:49):
won't ask her, he better get it.
Speaker 4 (05:51):
Man, Listen, all I'm trying to tell you is your
son drink too much. Day face.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
You need to back the I know you did not
cussing me. I know I did not ready to cut
to me. Let me tell you what say. You ain't
got to worry about it. We don't have nothing else
to talk about. My husband, me, your wife, and everybody
that works at damn daycare better be there in the morning,
because that's six thirty. We gonna be there. And my
(06:19):
son he's coming on week and he gonna eat week.
If he WoT two gallons of milk, he gonna drink it.
If he want two plates of food, he gonna get it.
Because I tell you what, we say them good money
to come to that daycare so.
Speaker 4 (06:36):
Up there that I'm gonna have to put him on
some swim fast. Now I will put your child on
slim fast. I was trying not to give him pspective,
but I will.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
Give him some slim fast, and you're gonna get a
slim fast whooping. I'm gonna whoop yos. And whoever gave
it to him, whoever gave it to him, they're gonna
get a slim fast whooping. All the little kids better
have some slim fast. If he getting some, he better
eat whatever they eating. If they eat steak, will damn it,
he better have some too.
Speaker 4 (07:00):
We had steak, he probably eat the whole damn cow
don't care I.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
Pay for it, but he better not getting a climfast.
I will shut it down about my child.
Speaker 4 (07:09):
Okay, I got something else you need to know about
your son.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
What the else do I need to know besides you
think my son is overweight? What the else can you
tell me today?
Speaker 4 (07:20):
I need to tell you this. I need to tell
you that this is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey
Morning Show. Your girlfriend Lucretia got me to prank phone
call you.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
What the did you just say? What the did you
just say?
Speaker 4 (07:36):
This's nephew told me from the Steve Harvey Morning Tell
your girlfriend Lucretia got me to frank phone call you.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
I'm gonna be said to that. She knows I don't
play about my damn son at all. That's my only son.
I don't play about him. I'm gonna be there. Is
she there, No, it's on after this. It's just all.
Speaker 4 (07:59):
It's all, it is all. I got one more thing
I gotta ask you, baby, what is what is the
baddest that, I mean, the baddest radio show in the land, Steve.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
Harvey Morning Shelf. It's a it's all. I hope you
can hear me. Wherever you at lasting it's.
Speaker 3 (08:19):
We ain't got enough food at these daycares ct your
feet out, your studying way too much.
Speaker 4 (08:25):
He and wave more.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
One here messing with people's kids.
Speaker 4 (08:30):
Eating this baby at home.
Speaker 3 (08:31):
It's too much. He just come in here. You doing
too much, eating a lot. Crazy wrong for that, you're
eating a lot. I would be at Montgomery, Alabama. That
would be March of thirtieth, Saturday Night at the Montgomery
Performing Arts Center. Tickets on sale right now to see
celebrity the comedian JJ Williamson and Earthquake Shagging it Up,
(08:56):
hosted by Yours truly nephew tell me. Tickets on sale right.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
Now if you thank you. Coming up next, Strawberry letter.
The subject is he's late on his payments. We'll get
into that find out what that's all about. Right after this,
you're listening to The Harvey Morning Show.
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