March 11, 2025 • 9 mins
Fellas, what would you do if another man walked up to you and told you "Yo Wife is Fine as Hell?" Well the Fool went and found out!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Coming up at about four minutes after the hour.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
It's my Strawberry letter for today and the subject is
my fixer upper is feeling himself. My fixer upper is
feeling himself. We'll get into it in just a few
find out what that's all about.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
The handy man.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
Right now, it is the nephew and the prank phone call.
What you got for us?
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Now?
Speaker 3 (00:23):
I got some stupid for you. You know we're gonna
do that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I.
Speaker 4 (00:27):
Got to get to you know, I'm getting ribbed up.
You know I'm working this this coming week. So you know,
I starts my stupid on on Monday and Tuesday I
get I just start building my stupid all the way up.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
You understand what I'm saying. That's what you do.
Speaker 4 (00:40):
So by Thursday night in Lexington, straight ignorant, Okay, stupid,
that's how you do it. Now, this is now Uncle
Steven and Junior. This I want you to. I want
you to tell me what you what you think when
you hear the title of a prank like this. If
a man was to tell you this, your response, your reaction?
Speaker 3 (00:59):
All right?
Speaker 4 (01:00):
The title of the prank is your wife is fine
as hell. Your wife is fine as head.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
I think that I'm really getting deaf.
Speaker 4 (01:19):
You hear that because I had to keep but what
you got it's a compliment, though, Ain't.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
It not that way?
Speaker 5 (01:26):
If you say it like that, not say fine and
hell in the same sense wife, she's beautiful something like that,
but fine as hell.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
That means you thought about this.
Speaker 4 (01:38):
Oh oh okay.
Speaker 5 (01:42):
Yeah, like you're trying to contact and then say it
you fine his heir like I have done before.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
That's them. Yeah, okay, how this, how this is all right? Oh? Man?
Your wife fine as hell?
Speaker 1 (01:58):
First death, then you're dead.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
I'm doing time.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
Just words, just.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
Words, just words, not with men say that. No, no,
I ain't just.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
Work, because have you said it before?
Speaker 5 (02:15):
Not that nobody's wife, but the woman they said you
find hell said if you'll get your little other behind,
I've heard that, but nothing beats of failure but a try.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
Come on, See, you can't.
Speaker 6 (02:35):
Ask him that. I've never said that about a woman.
I mean, I've never said that to another guy about
his girl. I done walked up and seen the dude
hitting on my girl before what happened, Well, I went
to get a wine from the bar.
Speaker 7 (02:51):
You know this, when we first started dating. When I
came back, he had his head cocked to the side talking.
I wasted the wine on his suit.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
Oh that's straight.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
With your head cock fail because you know if it's
cocked a certain way.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
Yeah, he's I'm sitting.
Speaker 7 (03:08):
I walk upon him from behind. His head tilted. Yeah, okay, okay,
I know what that is. Let me pull his wine
on your suit. Your whole sleeve wet. Sorry about that, dog,
My bad. Then I had the head of glass that
was full.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
Ah, that's funny.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
Let's run it. That's running.
Speaker 4 (03:28):
Let's go cat dog your wife, Let me let me
say it. What's an enthusiasm? Man?
Speaker 3 (03:32):
Your wife? Finess?
Speaker 4 (03:33):
Hell?
Speaker 8 (03:34):
Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach Daryl. Yeah, this is Daryl.
Who's this? Heydaryl? All you doing? My name is Alonso Man.
I work for liquor distributing company. I do a liquor
distribution How you doing today?
Speaker 9 (03:47):
I'm pretty good. I'm pretty good man.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
What can I do for you?
Speaker 8 (03:49):
Hey, we're putting together a big, big event man with vodka,
and they're throwing They're throwing a huge cool party. Like say,
I've been I'm in the liquor business man. I've been
doing it for for quite some years now, and you know,
we're always trying to do different type of publicity and
really get the hype up. And what we're trying to do, man,
(04:11):
is is really get people to come out to this
fashion party because it's the first quarter. We wanted to
be a one to remember. And uh, I know, no, no, no, no, no,
no no no no, you're I go to the bank,
I go to the bank where your where your wife's
works at Kindred And Okay, what we're trying to do
(04:32):
is have I mean, we want our fire and Slash
poster to be something really really memorable, something that's going
to really draw people in and have this this thing
is gonna be all over social media, the whole nine yards.
So we're trying to see. You know, buddy of mine
told me he he kind of knew of you or
had a had a number on you, and I was like, cool,
(04:53):
let me reach out to him. He told me you
were Kendrill's husband. So I want to have my.
Speaker 9 (04:57):
Husband, So I don't understand what my wife's got to
do with this whole.
Speaker 8 (05:00):
Okay, what I'm trying to do is see if you
were cool with Kendrick being on our flyer man, because
your wife is finish, so we want to put her
on the flyer.
Speaker 9 (05:09):
And what you mean my wife is finish? What you
mean by what you're gonna call me up and talk
about my wife?
Speaker 8 (05:16):
N he's wrong with you, brother, brother. This this it's
a respect thing I'm giving you. I'm giving you crops.
The crops man, I'm.
Speaker 9 (05:23):
Getting bum it out what you need man, because you
don't sound right.
Speaker 8 (05:27):
So we're trying to get your wife. We want to
give up through a photo shoot at a bikini so
we can put it.
Speaker 9 (05:33):
Hell, No, you ain't using my wife and no puccini
to put on no fly you want your damn Mindu's
my wife? Man, respect me?
Speaker 8 (05:42):
Okay, okay, okay, okay, hold on man, hold on man.
Why are you tripping like this? Brother? Why you're tripping
like my wife?
Speaker 9 (05:47):
My wife ain't gonna be in no damn the flyer
for no the party? Man? What the you think?
Speaker 8 (05:52):
This is wrong with you? Okay? Br Bruck You know what, man,
I tried to call you and give you the respect
I mean I'll do.
Speaker 9 (06:00):
Don't sound like her?
Speaker 8 (06:02):
Well well okay, look I didn't call for no argument.
I'm just I'll just talk to Kindred when I go
to Spike de part and see if she want to do.
Speaker 9 (06:08):
Oh oh, he's gonna go to my white job at
the bank. That's what you're gonna do. Okay. I'm just
saying under that because I'll be that too. And I
don't make a deposit with my foot and yelling head.
Speaker 8 (06:17):
Okay, okay, hold on, man, we were paying. We're paying
five thousand dollars for the photos.
Speaker 9 (06:22):
I can't what you paying. No amount of money's gonna
let me put my wife, the mother and my children
on the post. And no for kinny, I don't care
how much you paying.
Speaker 8 (06:33):
Kiss my ass.
Speaker 9 (06:34):
Before I'll let you do that.
Speaker 8 (06:35):
Okay, okay, bro okay, So I ain't gonna really go
back and forth. What you mean? I was calling you
trying to be a man man. Okay, Well I'm trying
to be man a man with you and just you know,
throw the opportunity at you. Now you throwing it back
at me was with disrespect.
Speaker 9 (06:52):
I wouldn't showing any for my wife to be a
side now. No, I don't want none of that.
Speaker 8 (06:56):
Okay, man, No, your wife's finding hell people are you need.
Speaker 9 (07:00):
To quit telling me how fine my wife is Okay,
who gave you my phone number in the first place? Rude?
Speaker 8 (07:08):
I got hey, man, effidently that's all Mulling pointed, just
all right, that don't even matter at this point. The
boy day, okay, you want the instrum on the table
is I wanted to take some sis as a kid.
Speaker 9 (07:19):
Let me know when you plan on going to my
wife's jobs at the bank. Let me know, and you're
gonna bring your black heads down there so I can
be there. Okay. Nobody calls another brother up talking about
how fine his wife says, Okay, I told you know
now you should get stopped right there, but you're gonna
keep all talking or brought my wife.
Speaker 8 (07:37):
Okay, So let me say this though. Tell me is
the one that says your wife was fine at hell?
That's the one brought all in. So I said you
at the meeting, Tommy is the one that said your
wife was fining at hell? Though?
Speaker 9 (07:48):
Tell me what you tell me?
Speaker 8 (07:50):
Tommy said your wife is fine as hell. That's what
Toddy can get hit two?
Speaker 9 (07:56):
Who is Tommy?
Speaker 8 (07:57):
You don't you take your wife to work in the morning.
Speaker 9 (07:59):
Let me know, and he's gonna bring your back down there.
Speaker 8 (08:02):
Okay. Now what y'all be What y'all be listening to
on the way to work? What radio station y'all be
listening to be listening? Tell me, baby, see horr, you
(08:24):
wouldn'tbody get you? Hey man, your wife Kendril got me
to prank you. Bruh, Wait till I see.
Speaker 9 (08:36):
My wife cut my blood pressure up?
Speaker 8 (08:42):
Oh man, she told me, she said, we listening to
y'all every morning on the way to work. He drops
me off and he goes to work. He said, Tommy,
you've got to get it. I said, you got Let
me know what what do he love the most? She
say me, I don't know about that right now? After
talking you man, oh man, we love you back. Baby,
(09:02):
keep listening to Steve Ally morning. So tell me this, bro,
what is the baddest radio show in the land?
Speaker 3 (09:07):
Man?
Speaker 9 (09:08):
What is it?
Speaker 7 (09:08):
Dearyn?
Speaker 9 (09:09):
It's Steve Harvey with nephew Tommy.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
All right, coming up next today Strawberry letter.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
The subject my fixer upper is feeling himself. We'll get
into it right after this. This message is brought to
you by Pfizer. If you're fifty or older, getting sick
can keep you away from where you need to be.
You don't want surprises like new maccle pneumonia or invasive
new maccle disease. You're six point four times more likely
to get new macacle pneumonia compared with adults eighteen to
(09:38):
forty nine. It's recommended that people fifty or older get vaccinated.
Being sick could get between you and the people who
rely on you, so schedule your shot at vaxsist dot com.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show
Coming up at about four minutes after the hour.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
It's my Strawberry letter for today and the subject is
my fixer upper is feeling himself. My fixer upper is
feeling himself. We'll get into it in just a few
find out what that's all about.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
The handy man.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
Right now, it is the nephew and the prank phone call.
What you got for us?
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Now?
Speaker 3 (00:23):
I got some stupid for you. You know we're gonna
do that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I.
Speaker 4 (00:27):
Got to get to you know, I'm getting ribbed up.
You know I'm working this this coming week. So you know,
I starts my stupid on on Monday and Tuesday I
get I just start building my stupid all the way up.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
You understand what I'm saying. That's what you do.
Speaker 4 (00:40):
So by Thursday night in Lexington, straight ignorant, Okay, stupid,
that's how you do it. Now, this is now Uncle
Steven and Junior. This I want you to. I want
you to tell me what you what you think when
you hear the title of a prank like this. If
a man was to tell you this, your response, your reaction?
Speaker 3 (00:59):
All right?
Speaker 4 (01:00):
The title of the prank is your wife is fine
as hell. Your wife is fine as head.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
I think that I'm really getting deaf.
Speaker 4 (01:19):
You hear that because I had to keep but what
you got it's a compliment, though, Ain't.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
It not that way?
Speaker 5 (01:26):
If you say it like that, not say fine and
hell in the same sense wife, she's beautiful something like that,
but fine as hell.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
That means you thought about this.
Speaker 4 (01:38):
Oh oh okay.
Speaker 5 (01:42):
Yeah, like you're trying to contact and then say it
you fine his heir like I have done before.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
That's them. Yeah, okay, how this, how this is all right? Oh? Man?
Your wife fine as hell?
Speaker 1 (01:58):
First death, then you're dead.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
I'm doing time.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
Just words, just.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
Words, just words, not with men say that. No, no,
I ain't just.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
Work, because have you said it before?
Speaker 5 (02:15):
Not that nobody's wife, but the woman they said you
find hell said if you'll get your little other behind,
I've heard that, but nothing beats of failure but a try.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
Come on, See, you can't.
Speaker 6 (02:35):
Ask him that. I've never said that about a woman.
I mean, I've never said that to another guy about
his girl. I done walked up and seen the dude
hitting on my girl before what happened, Well, I went
to get a wine from the bar.
Speaker 7 (02:51):
You know this, when we first started dating. When I
came back, he had his head cocked to the side talking.
I wasted the wine on his suit.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
Oh that's straight.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
With your head cock fail because you know if it's
cocked a certain way.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
Yeah, he's I'm sitting.
Speaker 7 (03:08):
I walk upon him from behind. His head tilted. Yeah, okay, okay,
I know what that is. Let me pull his wine
on your suit. Your whole sleeve wet. Sorry about that, dog,
My bad. Then I had the head of glass that
was full.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
Ah, that's funny.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
Let's run it. That's running.
Speaker 4 (03:28):
Let's go cat dog your wife, Let me let me
say it. What's an enthusiasm? Man?
Speaker 3 (03:32):
Your wife? Finess?
Speaker 4 (03:33):
Hell?
Speaker 8 (03:34):
Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach Daryl. Yeah, this is Daryl.
Who's this? Heydaryl? All you doing? My name is Alonso Man.
I work for liquor distributing company. I do a liquor
distribution How you doing today?
Speaker 9 (03:47):
I'm pretty good. I'm pretty good man.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
What can I do for you?
Speaker 8 (03:49):
Hey, we're putting together a big, big event man with vodka,
and they're throwing They're throwing a huge cool party. Like say,
I've been I'm in the liquor business man. I've been
doing it for for quite some years now, and you know,
we're always trying to do different type of publicity and
really get the hype up. And what we're trying to do, man,
(04:11):
is is really get people to come out to this
fashion party because it's the first quarter. We wanted to
be a one to remember. And uh, I know, no, no, no, no, no,
no no no no, you're I go to the bank,
I go to the bank where your where your wife's
works at Kindred And Okay, what we're trying to do
(04:32):
is have I mean, we want our fire and Slash
poster to be something really really memorable, something that's going
to really draw people in and have this this thing
is gonna be all over social media, the whole nine yards.
So we're trying to see. You know, buddy of mine
told me he he kind of knew of you or
had a had a number on you, and I was like, cool,
(04:53):
let me reach out to him. He told me you
were Kendrill's husband. So I want to have my.
Speaker 9 (04:57):
Husband, So I don't understand what my wife's got to
do with this whole.
Speaker 8 (05:00):
Okay, what I'm trying to do is see if you
were cool with Kendrick being on our flyer man, because
your wife is finish, so we want to put her
on the flyer.
Speaker 9 (05:09):
And what you mean my wife is finish? What you
mean by what you're gonna call me up and talk
about my wife?
Speaker 8 (05:16):
N he's wrong with you, brother, brother. This this it's
a respect thing I'm giving you. I'm giving you crops.
The crops man, I'm.
Speaker 9 (05:23):
Getting bum it out what you need man, because you
don't sound right.
Speaker 8 (05:27):
So we're trying to get your wife. We want to
give up through a photo shoot at a bikini so
we can put it.
Speaker 9 (05:33):
Hell, No, you ain't using my wife and no puccini
to put on no fly you want your damn Mindu's
my wife? Man, respect me?
Speaker 8 (05:42):
Okay, okay, okay, okay, hold on man, hold on man.
Why are you tripping like this? Brother? Why you're tripping
like my wife?
Speaker 9 (05:47):
My wife ain't gonna be in no damn the flyer
for no the party? Man? What the you think?
Speaker 8 (05:52):
This is wrong with you? Okay? Br Bruck You know what, man,
I tried to call you and give you the respect
I mean I'll do.
Speaker 9 (06:00):
Don't sound like her?
Speaker 8 (06:02):
Well well okay, look I didn't call for no argument.
I'm just I'll just talk to Kindred when I go
to Spike de part and see if she want to do.
Speaker 9 (06:08):
Oh oh, he's gonna go to my white job at
the bank. That's what you're gonna do. Okay. I'm just
saying under that because I'll be that too. And I
don't make a deposit with my foot and yelling head.
Speaker 8 (06:17):
Okay, okay, hold on, man, we were paying. We're paying
five thousand dollars for the photos.
Speaker 9 (06:22):
I can't what you paying. No amount of money's gonna
let me put my wife, the mother and my children
on the post. And no for kinny, I don't care
how much you paying.
Speaker 8 (06:33):
Kiss my ass.
Speaker 9 (06:34):
Before I'll let you do that.
Speaker 8 (06:35):
Okay, okay, bro okay, So I ain't gonna really go
back and forth. What you mean? I was calling you
trying to be a man man. Okay, Well I'm trying
to be man a man with you and just you know,
throw the opportunity at you. Now you throwing it back
at me was with disrespect.
Speaker 9 (06:52):
I wouldn't showing any for my wife to be a
side now. No, I don't want none of that.
Speaker 8 (06:56):
Okay, man, No, your wife's finding hell people are you need.
Speaker 9 (07:00):
To quit telling me how fine my wife is Okay,
who gave you my phone number in the first place? Rude?
Speaker 8 (07:08):
I got hey, man, effidently that's all Mulling pointed, just
all right, that don't even matter at this point. The
boy day, okay, you want the instrum on the table
is I wanted to take some sis as a kid.
Speaker 9 (07:19):
Let me know when you plan on going to my
wife's jobs at the bank. Let me know, and you're
gonna bring your black heads down there so I can
be there. Okay. Nobody calls another brother up talking about
how fine his wife says, Okay, I told you know
now you should get stopped right there, but you're gonna
keep all talking or brought my wife.
Speaker 8 (07:37):
Okay, So let me say this though. Tell me is
the one that says your wife was fine at hell?
That's the one brought all in. So I said you
at the meeting, Tommy is the one that said your
wife was fining at hell? Though?
Speaker 9 (07:48):
Tell me what you tell me?
Speaker 8 (07:50):
Tommy said your wife is fine as hell. That's what
Toddy can get hit two?
Speaker 9 (07:56):
Who is Tommy?
Speaker 8 (07:57):
You don't you take your wife to work in the morning.
Speaker 9 (07:59):
Let me know, and he's gonna bring your back down there.
Speaker 8 (08:02):
Okay. Now what y'all be What y'all be listening to
on the way to work? What radio station y'all be
listening to be listening? Tell me, baby, see horr, you
(08:24):
wouldn'tbody get you? Hey man, your wife Kendril got me
to prank you. Bruh, Wait till I see.
Speaker 9 (08:36):
My wife cut my blood pressure up?
Speaker 8 (08:42):
Oh man, she told me, she said, we listening to
y'all every morning on the way to work. He drops
me off and he goes to work. He said, Tommy,
you've got to get it. I said, you got Let
me know what what do he love the most? She
say me, I don't know about that right now? After
talking you man, oh man, we love you back. Baby,
(09:02):
keep listening to Steve Ally morning. So tell me this, bro,
what is the baddest radio show in the land?
Speaker 3 (09:07):
Man?
Speaker 9 (09:08):
What is it?
Speaker 7 (09:08):
Dearyn?
Speaker 9 (09:09):
It's Steve Harvey with nephew Tommy.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
All right, coming up next today Strawberry letter.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
The subject my fixer upper is feeling himself. We'll get
into it right after this. This message is brought to
you by Pfizer. If you're fifty or older, getting sick
can keep you away from where you need to be.
You don't want surprises like new maccle pneumonia or invasive
new maccle disease. You're six point four times more likely
to get new macacle pneumonia compared with adults eighteen to
(09:38):
forty nine. It's recommended that people fifty or older get vaccinated.
Being sick could get between you and the people who
rely on you, so schedule your shot at vaxsist dot com.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
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