My Man Loves Being in the Dog House

Dear Steve and Shirley, I am a 28 year old woman, dating a 34 year old man. We were together 9 months and waited almost 5 months before we started having sex. He was very kinky and liked to keep it interesting in the bedroom, but it ended up being way too much for me. You’ve answered a letter like this before, but mine is a different because my man is more extreme. My issues   started one night about three months ago, when out of nowhere during sex, he started barking like a dog and licking me all over my face.........

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is the Strawberry Letter. Thank you enough. Subject my man
loves being in the doghouse. Dear Stephen Shirley, I am
a twenty eight year old woman dating a thirty four
year old man. We were together nine months and waited
almost five months before we started having sex. He was

(00:44):
very kinky and liked to keep it interesting in the bedroom,
but it ended up being way too much for me.
You've answered a letter like this before, but mine is
different because my man is more extreme. Who started one
night about three months ago when out of nowhere, during sex,

(01:05):
he started barking like a dog and licking me all
over during sex. I asked what the hell was going
on and he shushed me and told me not to
spoil the mood. He told me to say good boy
while we were having sex. I thought he was playing
it first, so I did it. I told him afterwards

(01:26):
that it was awkward as hell, but he said he
loved it. From then on, we did this dog We
did his doggy routine during sex a few more times,
but he got too darn weird. One night, when he
came into the bedroom naked on all fours wearing a leash,
he asked me to pet him and take him for

(01:47):
a walk in the backyard. Of course I didn't want to,
but I did. Come on, I'm trying to read this
with a straight face, guys. We walked out of the yard.
We walked out to the yard, and he stopped and
relieved himself, yes, in the grass. This pushed me to

(02:09):
the edge and I broke up with him and left
his naked behind in the yard. I could never have
sex with him again. Now he's calling me NonStop and
begging me to hear him out. He sent me a
link to an online group of people that also indulge
in this fetish. It's all too freaky for me. But

(02:30):
now I have a major problem. I am pregnant by him.
I don't want my child to have a freaky father
that might lick on him and make him potty in
the backyard. I really just want to move away and
not even tell him that I'm pregnant. I know that's
not right, though, What should I do? Please advise? Oh boy,
this lady Anna say was I know, I know, Steve,

(02:53):
I know, I know She's saved that until the end,
didn't she? And she's right. We did have a letter
earlier about a guy who liked to wear furry dog costumes.
We did have that. But you're definitely right. This is
way more extreme with this man right here. And listen,
I was perfectly ready to tell you to run, not
walk away from this man. But now you're pregnant and

(03:17):
an innocent baby is involved in all this foolishness. So
you know, I mean, I don't. This is hard. I mean,
what do you You've got a baby? You know, you
put yourself into this freaky situation. Why didn't you wear protection?
You could get pregnant if you don't wear protection and

(03:38):
you're having sex, you know, And you had sex with
him more than once, you know, so you knew he
was into this freaky stuff, but you had sex with him.
Now the baby is going to have a man who
literally I mean literally wants to be treated like a dog.
Completed with like you saying the letter walking naked on
all fours and you were nating in the in the backyard.

(03:59):
I mean, I just have to say, get ready to
be a single parent unless this guy straightens up and changes,
you know. But it sounds like he's really deep into this.
I mean he's part of a group that does it.
He shows you that, you know, he's not the only one.
There's more like me. I guess to make it seem
like he's not so bad or something, but this is
pretty bad, especially if you're bringing a baby into this situation.

(04:22):
So yes, you have some decisions to make. I mean,
he's the father, you owe him that. But get ready,
like I said, to be a single parent unless he changes.
Steve well, because I just handing this the best way
I can until we get to the impregnant part. Twenty
eight year old woman y'all and her Shelley is answered
dating a thirty year old man. We was together nine

(04:44):
months and waited almost five months before we begin having sex.
He was kinky like to keep it interested. Now, the
reason y'all waited five months is caused probably just probably
I'm going out on a limb. It wasn't maiden seasons.
I'm just gonna that's who I'm gonna think. Maybe maybe

(05:09):
it just wasn't maiden season. Now, you know you didn't
even then y'all having sex and it went kind of kinky.
One night he just started barking and looking on you
like a dog, and you told him hold on. He said,
now just pat me and say good boy. All right,

(05:33):
so you start patting it now, sirley. But I can't
get to that part yet. But here where it got
real stake that night that he came over and you
opened the bedroom. He crawled in on all fours with
that leash and then asked you to walk him outside,
and you didn't want to, but you did. But I'm

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assuming you had your clothes on. Maybe you just put
your rob on, so you take your negative ass outside, right,
come on, come on? And he I'm did he squat? Now?

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He was already four? Yeah, but you gotta do something else.
You can't that ain't you got humans now? League? Yeah?
Well you can pee, but I'm talking about that other thing.
If you're trying to do that, you're gonna have to
get in a squat position. Are you finna have stuff
running all down your damn league? Hold your response. Last

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part two of Steve's response coming up at twenty three
after the hour, subject my man loves to be in
the doghouse. We'll get back into it right after this.
You're listening, all right, Steve, We gotta recap today's strawberry
letter subject my man loves being in the doghouse. This
woman that met this man that likes to do dog stuff,

(07:05):
barg when they're having sex, liquor when they having sex.
It got kind of ignorant. One night he came in
on all folds naked with a leash round his nag
begged her to take his stupid ass outside naked, and
she put a robe on and got the leash. He
on all fours crawled in the grass. He gets out
there and he relieves himself in the grass. Now I

(07:27):
know he peed in the grass, but I'm trying to
figure out if he tried to number two in this yard, because,
as I said on the last break, the reason you
don't want to do that on all fours it because
man booty ain't the save a dog booty, because dog
booty can do things that man booty can't. Dog booty

(07:49):
can push it out, shop it off, clean it, go
back in. Ain't no sign of it. Human booty don't
work that way. Humane booty reques wiping and pattern and washing. Okay,
well I'm just tenant now, Captains, while he outside, Look,

(08:14):
come quick? Did he pee on your leg? Because after
this happened, she didn't call him no more. You should
have rolled up a newspaper and just wore his ass out.
He probably would have liked that too. Good. Now it's
some other problems you got to deal with him. Now,

(08:36):
I can't have sex with him again. Now he's calling
me non stopped, want me to hear him out? Then
he sent you a link now to an online group
of people that also indulge in his fetish See, so
he in deep. You're not gonna change him. He not
gonna change him, and you should not be involved with him.
And you did a good thing. But na you pregnant

(08:58):
by him? That surely got on you and tried to
tell you. Why didn't you use protection? Surely? When have
you ever seen a dog with a condom? Harvey, I'm
asking you what dog? And I've seen a lot of
dogs have sex, have you ever seen one. Stop. Hold on,

(09:21):
wait a minute. I got to get something. I got
it up on it, got it taped up on my collar.
Reaching there and get that fun. I got a dog
and now he took both Paul bit it off with
his teeth and rolled it on. Dogs don't use condom. Shut.

(09:42):
He's a man. Now you obviously keeping the baby. So
now I don't know, you have to tell this man
as his baby. You do not have to have sex
with him again. But if you're gonna have the child,
the child should know it's father. It's just what you're

(10:03):
gonna need to do, a supervised visit. But you're gonna
go over there and get your baby one day, and
your baby gonna be in the kiel. Wow. Yeah, I
mean no, I'm just telling you. If he thinking a dog,
where is this going? The baby is part of a
litter like a puppy. That's how you know. You don't

(10:24):
name the dog Scoopy for sure. Y'all don't know where
this is going now, Oh my god. So since this
is gonna happen, I'm thinking something like we gotta get
a name, and I think we need to name this
baby something that's kind of gonna make him happy, but

(10:44):
kind of remind you of what you're dealing with. God, Like,
if your name is Landis, your last name is Landis,
maybe you can name the baby Rover Landis. Uh. Maybe
it's your last name is Johnson. Maybe the baby name
can be Skippy Johnson. Oh, I hate you your last

(11:13):
name Thompson. Maybe we can name the baby bow huh bow?
How about buddy? Buddy is a good dog name, but
sound like name, but dog names that sound like people
name Scotty scott It. A lot of people name their
dogs scott It. If it's a girl, lasting last I'm

(11:42):
just trying to come up with some name that's kind
of sick, like any of you got, I know, but
you gotta you gotta do stuff like you gotta compensation
because there's nothing to do about this hill. But if

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you sleep with a man with all this going on,
you gotta be out your mind, you know, you come
up with stuff like you know, maybe if it's a
little girl like Tricksie, you know, uh, hounds Worth Oundsworth,
hound Houndsworth, Jackson Houndsworth, Tomlin. You know something in that

(12:31):
so far like Skippy and lastly Boody, like like eagle Jackson.
This is crazy right here. Yeah, this nst all right listen. UM.
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