January 1, 2019 • 35 mins
Dear Steve and Shirley, You're not going to believe this. I'm a married man and my wife and I just purchased our first home in a new community. To celebrate home ownership, my boys took me out for drinks. We ended up going to a strip club and I got very drunk which are two things I had not done since I got married. The strippers were some of the sexiest women I had ever seen and we paid for our own private VIP area in the club. So we each had a dancer that catered to us all night. My dancer did all kinds of freaky stuff to me. We did everything except go all the way. Right afterwards when I sobered up, I was disappointed with myself and I swore to my boys that I would never go to another strip club..........
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, Uh, we're ready. Buckle up hole on type.
We got it for you. Here. It is the straw
very subject, my sexy neighbor is stressing me out. Be quiet, Jay,
Dear Stephen Shirley, You're not going to believe this. I'm
a married man and my wife and I just purchased
our first home in a new community. To celebrate home ownership,
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my boys took me out for drinks. We ended up
going to a strip club and I got very drunk,
which are two things I had not done since I
got married. The strippers were some of the sexiest women
I had ever seen, and we pay for our own
private VIP area in the club, so we each had
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a dancer that catered to us all night. My dancer
did all kinds of freaky stuff to me. We did
everything except go all the way Right afterwards, when I
sobered up, I was disappointed with myself, and I swore
to my boys that I would never go to another
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strip club. Well, fast forward to two weeks ago. My
wife and I noticed a moving truck next door, so
we decided that we should go over and meet our
new neighbors. As soon as we started walking toward the house,
my heart jumped into my throat. Steve, Oh, he singled
you out, Steve. One of the strippers from the club
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was standing by the moving truck. I could tell she
recognized me too, But but she but she, but she
played it cool. My wife introduced us because I couldn't
say much. The stripper told my wife that she is
a single mom and her child's father bought her the house.
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She told my wife that she works as a dance
instructor and that, and then she and my wife exchange numbers.
As we turned to head back to our house, the
stripper neighbors smirked at me. I was sweating bullets. My
wife thinks the neighbor is really cool, and it's planning
to invite her to our housewarming party. Now what am
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I supposed to do? What? I think? I should just
come clean and tell my wife what happened? What do
you think? Help? All right? Well, um, congratulations on your
new house. How about that? Um? And this is yeah?
How about it? Yeah? All right, this is this is
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somewhat of a whole mess you've gotten yourself into. I mean,
what are the odds that your favorite stripper who did
all these freaky things to you when you were drunk
with your boys at a strip club. What what are
the odds of her moving right next door to you?
I mean really, um, this is unbelievable. And guess what,
I don't trust you to know to do the right thing.
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I just don't. I don't, I don't. I don't trust
you to to know all this information and not want
to go over there at some point and at or
at the very least, can you just stop sweating bullets
in front of her? Can you do that when she's around? Yeah?
Because your wife is getting real cozy with her. Your
wife thinks she's cool. So your new neighbor, your favorite stripper,
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is going to be coming over to your house. They've
exchanged numbers. They're going to be perfect neighbors. You know, girlfriends.
It looks like, so either you get yourself together, brother,
And I don't know how you're gonna do that, because
she is your favorite stripper, and you remember all those
freaky things she did to you at the club. You
cannot go out again with your boys and get drunk
and go to the strip club. You can't do that.
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And he's right next door. She's a dance instructor. Tommy
that's what she told his wife. You're you're in a mess,
and you you know, I know Steve's not gonna agree
with me. You're gonna have to say something. You're gonna
have to say something in terms of what, Yeah, you
have to. It's not you have to. You gotta let
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your wife not because you can't hold it. He's gonna
your wife is gonna find out anyway you can't hold it.
You may as well let your wife know something. You
met her somewhere. You got to you got to what
Steve your turn what i'diculous said? Hey, man, I don't
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know this dude, name bro Bro. Right in the middle
of the answers, right in the middle of this letter,
he says Steve, Steve. He's just talking to me. He
just says Steven Sheirley. But just the first time, Sirley
my name got put first. I think he's really just
being cured. This letter really to me. Let me handle
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this man. Go ahead, go ahead, Joe stupid ad open
your mouth. Boy, my sexy neighbor stressing me out. The
truth matters. You're going into the truth matters. Two who
the truth that already happened. It doesn't matter it's time
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up for the truth. Now it begins to cover up. See,
you ain't got taffan no more. Truth. Truth is your
friends want to celebrate your new ownership. Ther boys took
you out for drinks. Now, instead of stopping it just drinks,
you ended up going to a strip club. Now you
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ain't just drinking. Now you very drunk. First of all,
you got to quit drinking. Listen to me, That's what
my brother told me, and pad Ervis said to me.
He say, once you feel something, you should immediately stop
because the rest of it ain't in your blood system yet,
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he said, So if you continue to post something, you
ain't Jesus the rules for drinking. Once you feel anything,
you should stop. The rest of it ain't in your
blood system. And if you post some moe in there,
you're in trouble. That's the rule for drinking. So now
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he gotta quit. Then I'm gonna set this up and
we're gonna go to break. We ended up going to
the strip club I got, which are two things I've
not done since I got married. The strippers was some
of the sexiest women I have ever seen, and we
paid for our own private VIP area in the club.
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That's the best worst move you can make. You got
to get it private. But lad, I'm mercy, that's the
best worst move you can make. I tell y'all of
it when we come back. But you ain't been going
and tell her damn thing. You don't even like strip clubs.
Hell no, my sexy neighbor is stressing me out. This
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man boys took him on the congratulations for buying a
new home. Yeah, yeah, they go out drinking. They ended
up in a strip club where you continue to drink
your answers drunk. Y'all messed around and go to the
strip club, paid for your own private VIP area in
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the club. That's the best worst thing you can do.
What goes on in there? Nothing? No, I tell you, no, no, no, no,
you won't know. Yeah, and then when I tell you,
do you see why he can't go tell huck Let
me tell what's going in there. So everybody had a
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dancer that catered to us all night. My dancer, the
one that was on him, did all kinds of freaking
stuff to me. Surely when he say freaking stuff to me,
he ain't lying. We did everything except go all the way?
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Do you understand me? I know what he did. Rubbing, bouncing, squeezing, biting, fighting,
That's all that's going down in there. We did everything
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except go to all the way now. Right afterwards, when
I sobered up, I was disappointed in myself and I
swore to my boys I would never go to another
strip club. That's the good in him. He came back.
But the shirt he woke to the strip club, he
can't wear that one home. You had to stop by
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boys house and get a clean shirt because that shirt trifling.
She's been sliding all up and down on it. He
got the glitter on it. Just yes, you gotta get
to them shirts off them pants. You had to burn them.
Them is in the trash. Can something Jim damn pants
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got been burnt? Boy? Let me tell you something. Fast
forward two weeks ago, my wife and I noticed a
moving truck next door. We decided we go over and
meet our new neighbors. Soon as we started walking towards
the house, my heart jumped up in my throat. Steve,
one of the strippers from the club, was standing by
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the moving truck. Beat damn ill hem. No I could
tell him she recognized me too, but she played it cool.
My wife introduced us. Because I couldn't say much. You
was froze. You were stuck. The stripper told my wife
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she's a single mom and her child's father bought her
the house. Stripper's got plenty of money. She could be though.
The father probably bought her the house helped her. But
stripper got money. Dance instructor. Now, hey, turn your mica off.
But y'all eating in the damn mica all out here
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is nuts. She no, that don't go good with this. Yeah,
I could tell her. She introduced me. She recognized me too.
She played it off. Mike couldn't say nothing. She said
she is a single mom and her child father bought
her the house. She told my wife that she works
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as a dance instructor, which she does. She dances and
she instructs men to put money in her phone. She
is true, your dance instructor. And then she and my
wife exchange number. Now you're sitting there going number. But
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what is huh sweating? As we turned the head back
to our house, the stripper neighbor smirked at me. I
was sweating bullets. My wife thinks the neighbor is really
cool and it's planning to invite her to our housewoman,
Oh she coming? Oh the stripper coming, because strippers don't
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get invited to the house women, or she comes. Strippers
don't get it. Strippers never get to go to family events.
Stripping down. Strippers don't turn down. If backyard barbecue, strippers
in there, going to plays and watch your baby if
it ain't on strip night, stripper going being the fiddel
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with the outfit on that damn this stage? Ready? Now
what am I supposed to do? I think I should
just come clean and tell my wife what happened. What
do you think, son? Let me explain something to you.
Don't you take this information because I got to talk
to him, like keep myself. Son, don't you take this
information in your house that is not in your house.
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You don't take bad news into the house. There's nothing
good can come of this conversation. It's all bad. Your
neighbor not now. You can't ever look over there. You
came back your car out and pointed in that direction.
You can't wave, your kids, can't play with her kids. Nothing.
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Matter of fact, you must develop a hate for her
because your wife is gonna hate her if you go
in here and tell her this Now, what strippers don't
do is tell married women they strippers exactly. She's a
dance instructor. She gonna be cool. She know always you. Now,
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as long as you don't go back down to that
strip club, you cool. Do not go in here and
tell your wife this ignorant ass information like Shirley has suggested,
the dumbest damn thing you can do. He's not gonna
be able to hold it. His wife is gonna find
out anywhere how how sir, because he's sweating like bullets
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just meet just seeing her and he's just sweat And
you don't think his wife is gonna say, baby, why
are you sweating? Because I'm hot? Yea in the winter.
What she can't find out is that this woman been
sliding him down his shirt and grinding on him and
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doing bounced lap dances. Bouncing. It's time to go, But
can we just carry this on? I have a few
more questions for you, because I mean we're doing this
from a male female perspective and a female perspective. Don't
count him, oh I think it does. She's his wife.
I'm going to do it from a player perspective. So
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why do you I mean, he has to be honest.
At some point, we're talking about today's strawberry letter. The
subject is my sexy neighbor is stressing me out? A
married man wrote, And he and his wife just purchased
a new home in a new community. He and his
boys went out to celebrate. They went to a strip club.
The husband got very, very very drunk. He bought a
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private room at the strip club with one stripper in particular,
who did all sorts of freaky things to him, he said,
And when he sobered up, he realized that he was
very disappointed with himself, and he swore to his boys
that he would never go to another strip club. Fast
forward to two weeks ago, when a new neighbor moved
in next to him, and who would think that it
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would be the stripper, but it was. It was the
same stripper that was doing all these freaky things to
him in the club. So he and his wife went
over to introduce themselves to the stripper, but he couldn't
even say anything because he was so nervous and sweating,
and so I think, you know, I don't think he's
gonna be able to hold it. I just don't. And
I think he's going to give himself away at some point.
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So I'm saying he may as well come clean with
his wife and maybe not tell her all the details,
but tell her something. And so, so, Steve, you disagree
with that. We tell Shirley, what could you possibly say
that would be? Okay? Baby? Yeah, and he talked to
you for a minute. Okay, honey, let's talk. And when
we first moved in here, my boys took me out. Yeah,
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oh my god. Yeah, you guys went out to celebrate. Yeah,
we went to a strip club. Oh you did? Oh
a strip club? Yello? Right there? Right? Oh? A strip wait? Wait,
what what do you mean? A strip club? Strip club?
And went to a strip club? Okay, so you and
your boys went just to celebrate. Some wives are okay
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with it. Yeah, so you guys went to a strip club.
And what happened? I'm sure nothing happened, So okay, what
else happened? What else? You know? We were just up
in there at this strip club, you know, and we
were just in the strip club drinking and stuff. Yeah
it was crazy. Well yeah, I'm sure it was crazy
because and did you drink? Because you know how you
are when you drink, Shirley, I don't know what wife
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you're portraying. Some lives go to strip clubs with their husbands. Okay,
you'd be strip I didn't say I didn't say me,
and that still doesn't go either. But I didn't say me.
Hold on, Carlin, yes, you played a wife because well no,
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I'm not mad. It's just you're not being You're not
what what go to strip clubs? Yes? Not not very many.
That's rare. You've been watching Instagram and your rap videos.
Out of touch? Go ahead, go ahead, I'm out of touch. Yeah,
hey baby, Hey, hey, I just wanted to talk to
you about something. Hey, you remember couple weeks ago when
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we was when we moved in and fellas came by
to celebrate with me and took me out. Uh huh, Well,
well you know, we went out to have some drinks
and we ended up at a strip club. Okay, see, okay,
so y'all went to a strip club. So why are
you bringing it up though? Well, see I'm listening. Okay,
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hold on, hold on, I'm gonna have another hoobu. You
fired yourself. Yeah, well it's nothing, that's it's nothing to
go off about. Yeah, you didn't said anything. You gotta
keep going okay, okay, And so so we went to
a strip club. Okay, I'm just letting you know it.
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You know, it was it was it was you know,
it was wild up, it was wilding a strip club. Okay,
So how how wild did it get? Were you involved
in the wildness? Well, you know the fellas got got
the VIP room. Oh y'all got a VP. I'm at
the strip club. Yeah, what they did? I was just
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I was in that with him. Yeah, So what happens
in the VIP room? How important were you? You know?
I mean it's it's the VP is very important people.
So I'm asking about you in particular, though. How important
were you? Well, they pay you individual attention, and so
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how much attention did you get, mister vip? Well, I
had my own strip, you had your own stripper and
whatever what it is now, I'm just trying to tell
it to you. Now, that's what you want him to say? No,
I said, don't tell him everything. You heard me say that.
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Go on, go on, where are y'all gonna let the
conversation go? And I went to a strip club? Okay,
thank you, Carl, thank you very much. Now let me
show y'all how to really go okay, baby, yeah yeah,
I want to talk to you for a minute. Okay,
go ahead. Right, you got a couple of weeks ago
when the fellas took me out. Oh yeah you're andy.
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Yeah yeah, Well we ended up going to a strip club.
What strip luck went to? Oh that's irrelevant. Magic City
strippers like naked strippers. You up in the strip club? Yeah,
Magic City? What what you're doing gonna up in strip club?
Well we went out there to celebrating. I'm not too
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we Why was you in there? Man? Damn baby? All
the fellas went you know, I was with him. All
the fellas jump off the bridge. You gotta jump out
the bridge too. Here his wife flash MoMA, come on, yeah,
come on, yeah, you know I was with him, So
I just went on up in there. I'm just letting
you know. Okay, you was in the strip club doing
what they're they're doing nothing, you know, just in there.
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You know, I don't know. I wasn't chicken that got
fried brock. You go all the way to strip club
just get chicken wings? Really, you passed the chicken place
to go in there with a Nike that to get
chicken wing. I'm bubble the food, not the chicken wings
and stripped up so damn good they are too. Baby,
But baby, baby, baby, you ought to go with me
sometimes just to get you. I got chicken wings and freezing.
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I got chicken wings. What I'm trying, That's what I'm
what I'm trying to tell you. We's in the VIP room.
M hmm. And the stripput that was my VP escort.
You had your own stripper, Yeah, I have my own damn.
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Oh so damn the chickenwinks. Not now you and then
you told me when they get chicken wings and stupid fat.
We're some more. For some reason, we cannot get off
today's strawberry letter. We're already into part four because subject
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is my sexy neighbor is stressing me out. A married
man and his wife just purchased a new house. The
married man's boys took him out to celebrate, where they
take him, of course, to a strip club. The husband
ends up in a private room with this one particular
stripper doing all kinds of freaky things to him. All right.
He he sobers up, realizes that he was he was
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upset with himself for doing this, and he told his
boys that he would never get drunk again. So fast
forward to two weeks ago. Uh, this new community has
a new neighbor. Turns out it's the stripper from the
strip club the new neighbor. Here we go with part
four of the husband's husband and wife's conversation. I said
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he should tell some things because he can't hold it
and he's not gonna be able to um keep it
where it is. And right, so baby, I went up
in there to get chicken wings. Okay, all right, okay,
so there you eating chicken. Chicken wings is so good
in club, freezing me about know, damn chicken. Now you're
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gonna go down there with the stripple. Go ahead, finish
a little story. But how you going to neket club
and get chicken? Way? Well, you know, we's in the
VIP room, m h. And you know I'm just trying
to tell you let me sit down because I'm standing,
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so I need to sit down and here this go ahead? Yeah,
why is he telling you all that's too much? Shirley?
How is that too much? When y'all ain't gonna leave
it that I went to the strip club. Not too much?
Not too much? Can't tell her everything? That's too much
now you shouldn't show. Y'all gonna ask until you get everything.
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You can't leave it at Shirley is basically saying that
he needs to go in there, and said, your girl,
that's the neighbor when I went to the strip club.
That's what you're saying. Something this crazy. Remember that night
we went out stupid and uh me and the felt
we went to a strip club. One of the strippers
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that's in the club. That's how has moved across the street. Well,
why you didn't say you knew the lady when we
went over there. I'm over in the house. We we
was over there together. You didn't say. Now you act
like you didn't know the damn lady. Y'all winking and
blinking and and and and writing it down. I don't
know who you don't know? You said that the lady
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from the strip club. That's what you told me. She
was one of the strippers at the strip clubs? Does
she know? You don't? I don't know you know? Huh yeah,
I'm just told how come we didn't say that over there?
Why we got to get back? Why you don't want
her to know? I'm your wife, I'm bad baby? Why
I mean we went over there together. Yeah, you're my wife.
But when she told you she was dancing, when she
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was giving me my ohone number, why you didn't say, oh,
I got it from the club. Why you didn't say that?
Why ain't I ain't got a number from the club.
Oh you just know you didn't get a number? No, him, No,
why would I get a stripper? You don't go to
the strip club just to get chicken wings. She bumping
and grinding, y'all, blinking and winking and everything. And now
she go over there and introduced herself to me. That
made me look stupid. Now I'm looking stupid because they stepping. No,
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my husband, But damn baby, I ain't I high, nor
was Huh when you walked over that, y'ad, you knew
that you the woman. You could have said something there,
but you didn't open your mouth. I walk all the
way back off it. What's stripping name? Because? But what's
the stripper's name? Glada? Don't name how much money you spending? Huh?
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If you hommy, you can hit me how much money?
It wasn't that much? You know? You know your neighbor.
Did you know the Fellers paid for everything? Because they
were celebrating. I don't know picking them out there. I
don't know what it calls. Baby, you know vip room,
you know strippers. I don't know you have nobby five
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six hundred? You Lord Jesus, Father, God, Lord Jesus, can
we just bust this house? Lord God give me we
got the Lord, God Jesus, give me strip Father, things
in your name about Jesus, it wasn't your six hundred.
You know how that hurts my spirit? Steve, don't you
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know how to You're standing over there with a strip
of talking to the strip of you know, and you
don't get a strip of five hundred dollars to help
her move in? What she's gonna do with your money?
I didn't. It's gonna move in a brand new damn card.
That's your man, that's our money. No, babe, you can't
buy no card, but no five hundred dollars. You can't
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go toward it and go toward it and go to
warter toward toward Can I say something through all this?
You know what I've learned? This whole situation with y'all
just kept going and kept going, Shirley. It didn't even
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have to get that d no, you had to say,
I'm gonna tell you nothing, just as a woman. This
girl that's the neighbor. I saw her at the strip club.
So I'm just letting you know. You might not want
to be chit chatting it up with your girl. And
he needs to say that over there because they're guilty
and they start acting stupid. Cut this woman yard every Wednesday.
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See that's guilt. Yea for show. Bring it up. It's
just a lie. Ain't nobody got to know? Don't say nothing. Well,
if he can't play at all, that we can't lad.
What's the best way? Set the best way? He just said,
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he's not listening. I understand women are better. Yeah, because
over there, you kids cannot go over there because the
firthday kid. I know your daddy when you tell your kid,
he come home with that. And what if the stripper
says something, then you really say none of you go
with every winds to a neighborhood. The family people that
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didn't want to tell the women she is stripped, she's
a dance instructor. Well, it depends on how the husband
is at I don't think she's gonna say anything. I
just feel like it's the husband's job to give his
wife a heads up about not being buddy chums with
old girls had lap dance with if she is crazy
enough to say something, you have already told your wife.
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So you want, let's go. Part five This was the
longest strawberry letter ever. This is the strawberry letter that
keeps on giving. Man, it really is subject. My sexy
neighbor is stressing me out right there because he don't
know how to handle the truth. You're going to get busted.
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He can't handle it. That's all. So a married man,
I feel like, yeah, this is what this is. Trapped
in the closet. Part five. Mary Mann wrote us he
and his wife just purchased a new house in a
new community. He and his boys were His boys were
happy for him, so they all went out to a
strip club. He got drunk, very drunk, ended up buying
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a private room in the strip club with this one
particular stripper who did all kinds of freaky things to him.
He sobered up and realized that he was mad at himself,
and he told his boys he would never get that
drunk again. Fast forward two weeks ago. I told you
it's a new community, so a new neighbor moved in
right next door to them, and it turns out it's
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the stripper who was at the club doing all kinds
of freaky things to him. Okay, anyway, so he and
his wife went over to introduce themselves to the new stripper.
I mean to the new neighbor who told his wife
she was a dance instructor, and he was all nervous
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and he just doesn't know what to do. I said,
before anything goes any further out of hand, tell his
wife something. Steve says, absolutely no. Part five. Here we go.
Now we're at the part where the lady is upset
talking to her husband. Right now, I'm gonna show you
how how to get out of this. You over there
talking to a stripper that you know that you knew,
you knew before you went over there. I'm standing on
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the exchange. Yeah, baby, I don't know her. You don't
know at all, not at all. That she hadn't told
you she met me at the strip club. I don't
remember her at all. We was at the strip club,
but I don't know huh. Just friends, just friends. No, no, no,
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we ain't friends. I don't know her. You didn't recognize it.
When you went over there. It's dog in there staying there.
That's it. But you remember the five hundred dollars? You
remember that? Huh? I remember the five hundred dollar because
you asked me about how much of day spend. It
wasn't now money. The fellas treated me because they was
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celebrating me getting it. How I was over here, none
of your money, not a dollar mine. I still got
all mine in the wallet I left here with, too
fit to go go look at it. I'm gonna say this,
and I'm only say this one time. But I bet
that catch you even looking over there. Oh I probably won't.
I bet that catch you looking probably? Why would I
look over that when I got anything I want? I'm
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telling you that we cool. No, if I catch you
looking over there, I'm not gonna look over that. I
don't know this one. You might get hit by a
card because you ain't gonnaven look that way. I see
Claud's coming. I just be hit by the calm you
pull out. You just look the other way and keep driving.
Let me catch you looking over that. Let me see it.
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Look at me when I'm telling you see, why would
I glance? How did I glance? Baby? I told you,
I don't even remember the woman she told me about.
She remembered me, I don't remember her. I just I
said what I had said, You said what you had said.
I'm leaving it that. I'm done when you do with it.
So you're not gonna be looking over that no more? Right?
We got that looked over there yet? All right, olip up,
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y'all need to move move around the corner here. You
know they can't move right. I don't know if we're
coming back with a part six, but anyway, this is
the longest Strawberry letter ever and it was a good
one too. Today my sexy neighbor is stressing me out.
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We will be back with more of the Steve Harvey
Morning Show right after this. We are back. We cannot
seem to get off this letter. We thought it was over,
but here we are again. Podcast. We are very decisively
divided this show between off the air y'all. The debate
is raging every woman. Monica Shelly Cola insists that it's
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best that this man tell her the truth so she
don't get blindside it. All of us up convinced that
to bring bad news into your house is the dumbest
mistake you can make. Well, when she found out, well,
when she found out, we'll deal with it. And yeah,
I know that you all just don't want to deal
with the questions and all of that that you think
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is going to happen. That's and I say that he
has to tell her because the wife exchanged phone numbers
with her, That's why. Ain't nobody tell her to do that?
But it's done though, and they're gonna have and they're
gonna have a housewarming party that she's going to invite
the stripper neighbor too. So what okay dealing with? You
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don't know that the stripper already smirked at him when
they were leaving. The wife don't see that she's gone,
she's yeah, she's gonna see something. Why are we missing
the blessing that she got a big, beautiful move next dough?
Why are we avoiding this? Why are we out embracing it?
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I don't we the fence that divides our back, y'alls
bill a gate right there be to walk back and forth?
Why are we missing out on this? Y'all? Y'all amazed me.
When a blessing come, you don't see it? Your turn
on the way you run, then go towards it. When
they switched them numbers, go over that at midnight. Listen,
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she can't find out nothing by me and your descript
club night cool. All right, I'm not listen. I'm gonna
come out here on Wednesdays. Tighten up everything around here,
everything you need him huh. All right, I'm gonna put
that little old gate over here on this fence. We
got go in and out this gate. That's how we're
gonna work this day. But I don't want nothing else
going on. I don't want You can't be running the
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street with her. You're a dead man. Yeah, health in
your sleep. You must think your wife is just stupid,
he said, twelve o'clock at night. And when you want
me to go there? When your wife asked you what
the gate is for? What? She's not been to see
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that gate that doesn't haidhaway gate. That gate I'm gonna
put up there lasers. What is there? Ain't no handl know,
it's just it's not ticket what? Wow? So so you
couldn't neighbor y'all? Yeah, she's gonna really now, yeah I can.
I'm gonna cut more than one neighbor, I guess I
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need to do that. You're gonna end up cutting that
whole block for free day. You're awfully quiet right now, nothing,
he says, Right now, we just agree to disagree you, Yeah,
we agree to disagree show. Yeah, we all have different opinions,
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which which is what the audience had. Yeah. Absolutely on
social media, you know, all the guys are gonna say
don't tell. All the women are gonna say tell. That's
pretty much. Yeah, don't say nothing, don't open your mouth,
cut your tongue at That's what I do my tongue day.
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All right, we will be back, No, not with part seven.
I think we're I think we're done. Now you're listening
to the Stave Harvey Morning Show
All right, Uh, we're ready. Buckle up hole on type.
We got it for you. Here. It is the straw
very subject, my sexy neighbor is stressing me out. Be quiet, Jay,
Dear Stephen Shirley, You're not going to believe this. I'm
a married man and my wife and I just purchased
our first home in a new community. To celebrate home ownership,
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my boys took me out for drinks. We ended up
going to a strip club and I got very drunk,
which are two things I had not done since I
got married. The strippers were some of the sexiest women
I had ever seen, and we pay for our own
private VIP area in the club, so we each had
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a dancer that catered to us all night. My dancer
did all kinds of freaky stuff to me. We did
everything except go all the way Right afterwards, when I
sobered up, I was disappointed with myself, and I swore
to my boys that I would never go to another
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strip club. Well, fast forward to two weeks ago. My
wife and I noticed a moving truck next door, so
we decided that we should go over and meet our
new neighbors. As soon as we started walking toward the house,
my heart jumped into my throat. Steve, Oh, he singled
you out, Steve. One of the strippers from the club
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was standing by the moving truck. I could tell she
recognized me too, But but she but she, but she
played it cool. My wife introduced us because I couldn't
say much. The stripper told my wife that she is
a single mom and her child's father bought her the house.
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She told my wife that she works as a dance
instructor and that, and then she and my wife exchange numbers.
As we turned to head back to our house, the
stripper neighbors smirked at me. I was sweating bullets. My
wife thinks the neighbor is really cool, and it's planning
to invite her to our housewarming party. Now what am
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I supposed to do? What? I think? I should just
come clean and tell my wife what happened? What do
you think? Help? All right? Well, um, congratulations on your
new house. How about that? Um? And this is yeah?
How about it? Yeah? All right, this is this is
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somewhat of a whole mess you've gotten yourself into. I mean,
what are the odds that your favorite stripper who did
all these freaky things to you when you were drunk
with your boys at a strip club. What what are
the odds of her moving right next door to you?
I mean really, um, this is unbelievable. And guess what,
I don't trust you to know to do the right thing.
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I just don't. I don't, I don't. I don't trust
you to to know all this information and not want
to go over there at some point and at or
at the very least, can you just stop sweating bullets
in front of her? Can you do that when she's around? Yeah?
Because your wife is getting real cozy with her. Your
wife thinks she's cool. So your new neighbor, your favorite stripper,
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is going to be coming over to your house. They've
exchanged numbers. They're going to be perfect neighbors. You know, girlfriends.
It looks like, so either you get yourself together, brother,
And I don't know how you're gonna do that, because
she is your favorite stripper, and you remember all those
freaky things she did to you at the club. You
cannot go out again with your boys and get drunk
and go to the strip club. You can't do that.
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And he's right next door. She's a dance instructor. Tommy
that's what she told his wife. You're you're in a mess,
and you you know, I know Steve's not gonna agree
with me. You're gonna have to say something. You're gonna
have to say something in terms of what, Yeah, you
have to. It's not you have to. You gotta let
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your wife not because you can't hold it. He's gonna
your wife is gonna find out anyway you can't hold it.
You may as well let your wife know something. You
met her somewhere. You got to you got to what
Steve your turn what i'diculous said? Hey, man, I don't
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know this dude, name bro Bro. Right in the middle
of the answers, right in the middle of this letter,
he says Steve, Steve. He's just talking to me. He
just says Steven Sheirley. But just the first time, Sirley
my name got put first. I think he's really just
being cured. This letter really to me. Let me handle
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this man. Go ahead, go ahead, Joe stupid ad open
your mouth. Boy, my sexy neighbor stressing me out. The
truth matters. You're going into the truth matters. Two who
the truth that already happened. It doesn't matter it's time
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up for the truth. Now it begins to cover up. See,
you ain't got taffan no more. Truth. Truth is your
friends want to celebrate your new ownership. Ther boys took
you out for drinks. Now, instead of stopping it just drinks,
you ended up going to a strip club. Now you
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ain't just drinking. Now you very drunk. First of all,
you got to quit drinking. Listen to me, That's what
my brother told me, and pad Ervis said to me.
He say, once you feel something, you should immediately stop
because the rest of it ain't in your blood system yet,
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he said, So if you continue to post something, you
ain't Jesus the rules for drinking. Once you feel anything,
you should stop. The rest of it ain't in your
blood system. And if you post some moe in there,
you're in trouble. That's the rule for drinking. So now
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he gotta quit. Then I'm gonna set this up and
we're gonna go to break. We ended up going to
the strip club I got, which are two things I've
not done since I got married. The strippers was some
of the sexiest women I have ever seen, and we
paid for our own private VIP area in the club.
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That's the best worst move you can make. You got
to get it private. But lad, I'm mercy, that's the
best worst move you can make. I tell y'all of
it when we come back. But you ain't been going
and tell her damn thing. You don't even like strip clubs.
Hell no, my sexy neighbor is stressing me out. This
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man boys took him on the congratulations for buying a
new home. Yeah, yeah, they go out drinking. They ended
up in a strip club where you continue to drink
your answers drunk. Y'all messed around and go to the
strip club, paid for your own private VIP area in
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the club. That's the best worst thing you can do.
What goes on in there? Nothing? No, I tell you, no, no, no, no,
you won't know. Yeah, and then when I tell you,
do you see why he can't go tell huck Let
me tell what's going in there. So everybody had a
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dancer that catered to us all night. My dancer, the
one that was on him, did all kinds of freaking
stuff to me. Surely when he say freaking stuff to me,
he ain't lying. We did everything except go all the way?
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Do you understand me? I know what he did. Rubbing, bouncing, squeezing, biting, fighting,
That's all that's going down in there. We did everything
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except go to all the way now. Right afterwards, when
I sobered up, I was disappointed in myself and I
swore to my boys I would never go to another
strip club. That's the good in him. He came back.
But the shirt he woke to the strip club, he
can't wear that one home. You had to stop by
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boys house and get a clean shirt because that shirt trifling.
She's been sliding all up and down on it. He
got the glitter on it. Just yes, you gotta get
to them shirts off them pants. You had to burn them.
Them is in the trash. Can something Jim damn pants
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got been burnt? Boy? Let me tell you something. Fast
forward two weeks ago, my wife and I noticed a
moving truck next door. We decided we go over and
meet our new neighbors. Soon as we started walking towards
the house, my heart jumped up in my throat. Steve,
one of the strippers from the club, was standing by
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the moving truck. Beat damn ill hem. No I could
tell him she recognized me too, but she played it cool.
My wife introduced us. Because I couldn't say much. You
was froze. You were stuck. The stripper told my wife
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she's a single mom and her child's father bought her
the house. Stripper's got plenty of money. She could be though.
The father probably bought her the house helped her. But
stripper got money. Dance instructor. Now, hey, turn your mica off.
But y'all eating in the damn mica all out here
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is nuts. She no, that don't go good with this. Yeah,
I could tell her. She introduced me. She recognized me too.
She played it off. Mike couldn't say nothing. She said
she is a single mom and her child father bought
her the house. She told my wife that she works
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as a dance instructor, which she does. She dances and
she instructs men to put money in her phone. She
is true, your dance instructor. And then she and my
wife exchange number. Now you're sitting there going number. But
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what is huh sweating? As we turned the head back
to our house, the stripper neighbor smirked at me. I
was sweating bullets. My wife thinks the neighbor is really
cool and it's planning to invite her to our housewoman,
Oh she coming? Oh the stripper coming, because strippers don't
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get invited to the house women, or she comes. Strippers
don't get it. Strippers never get to go to family events.
Stripping down. Strippers don't turn down. If backyard barbecue, strippers
in there, going to plays and watch your baby if
it ain't on strip night, stripper going being the fiddel
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with the outfit on that damn this stage? Ready? Now
what am I supposed to do? I think I should
just come clean and tell my wife what happened. What
do you think, son? Let me explain something to you.
Don't you take this information because I got to talk
to him, like keep myself. Son, don't you take this
information in your house that is not in your house.
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You don't take bad news into the house. There's nothing
good can come of this conversation. It's all bad. Your
neighbor not now. You can't ever look over there. You
came back your car out and pointed in that direction.
You can't wave, your kids, can't play with her kids. Nothing.
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Matter of fact, you must develop a hate for her
because your wife is gonna hate her if you go
in here and tell her this Now, what strippers don't
do is tell married women they strippers exactly. She's a
dance instructor. She gonna be cool. She know always you. Now,
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as long as you don't go back down to that
strip club, you cool. Do not go in here and
tell your wife this ignorant ass information like Shirley has suggested,
the dumbest damn thing you can do. He's not gonna
be able to hold it. His wife is gonna find
out anywhere how how sir, because he's sweating like bullets
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just meet just seeing her and he's just sweat And
you don't think his wife is gonna say, baby, why
are you sweating? Because I'm hot? Yea in the winter.
What she can't find out is that this woman been
sliding him down his shirt and grinding on him and
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doing bounced lap dances. Bouncing. It's time to go, But
can we just carry this on? I have a few
more questions for you, because I mean we're doing this
from a male female perspective and a female perspective. Don't
count him, oh I think it does. She's his wife.
I'm going to do it from a player perspective. So
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why do you I mean, he has to be honest.
At some point, we're talking about today's strawberry letter. The
subject is my sexy neighbor is stressing me out? A
married man wrote, And he and his wife just purchased
a new home in a new community. He and his
boys went out to celebrate. They went to a strip club.
The husband got very, very very drunk. He bought a
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private room at the strip club with one stripper in particular,
who did all sorts of freaky things to him, he said,
And when he sobered up, he realized that he was
very disappointed with himself, and he swore to his boys
that he would never go to another strip club. Fast
forward to two weeks ago, when a new neighbor moved
in next to him, and who would think that it
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would be the stripper, but it was. It was the
same stripper that was doing all these freaky things to
him in the club. So he and his wife went
over to introduce themselves to the stripper, but he couldn't
even say anything because he was so nervous and sweating,
and so I think, you know, I don't think he's
gonna be able to hold it. I just don't. And
I think he's going to give himself away at some point.
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So I'm saying he may as well come clean with
his wife and maybe not tell her all the details,
but tell her something. And so, so, Steve, you disagree
with that. We tell Shirley, what could you possibly say
that would be? Okay? Baby? Yeah, and he talked to
you for a minute. Okay, honey, let's talk. And when
we first moved in here, my boys took me out. Yeah,
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oh my god. Yeah, you guys went out to celebrate. Yeah,
we went to a strip club. Oh you did? Oh
a strip club? Yello? Right there? Right? Oh? A strip wait? Wait,
what what do you mean? A strip club? Strip club?
And went to a strip club? Okay, so you and
your boys went just to celebrate. Some wives are okay
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with it. Yeah, so you guys went to a strip club.
And what happened? I'm sure nothing happened, So okay, what
else happened? What else? You know? We were just up
in there at this strip club, you know, and we
were just in the strip club drinking and stuff. Yeah
it was crazy. Well yeah, I'm sure it was crazy
because and did you drink? Because you know how you
are when you drink, Shirley, I don't know what wife
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you're portraying. Some lives go to strip clubs with their husbands. Okay,
you'd be strip I didn't say I didn't say me,
and that still doesn't go either. But I didn't say me.
Hold on, Carlin, yes, you played a wife because well no,
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I'm not mad. It's just you're not being You're not
what what go to strip clubs? Yes? Not not very many.
That's rare. You've been watching Instagram and your rap videos.
Out of touch? Go ahead, go ahead, I'm out of touch. Yeah,
hey baby, Hey, hey, I just wanted to talk to
you about something. Hey, you remember couple weeks ago when
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we was when we moved in and fellas came by
to celebrate with me and took me out. Uh huh, Well,
well you know, we went out to have some drinks
and we ended up at a strip club. Okay, see, okay,
so y'all went to a strip club. So why are
you bringing it up though? Well, see I'm listening. Okay,
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hold on, hold on, I'm gonna have another hoobu. You
fired yourself. Yeah, well it's nothing, that's it's nothing to
go off about. Yeah, you didn't said anything. You gotta
keep going okay, okay, And so so we went to
a strip club. Okay, I'm just letting you know it.
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You know, it was it was it was you know,
it was wild up, it was wilding a strip club. Okay,
So how how wild did it get? Were you involved
in the wildness? Well, you know the fellas got got
the VIP room. Oh y'all got a VP. I'm at
the strip club. Yeah, what they did? I was just
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I was in that with him. Yeah, So what happens
in the VIP room? How important were you? You know?
I mean it's it's the VP is very important people.
So I'm asking about you in particular, though. How important
were you? Well, they pay you individual attention, and so
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how much attention did you get, mister vip? Well, I
had my own strip, you had your own stripper and
whatever what it is now, I'm just trying to tell
it to you. Now, that's what you want him to say? No,
I said, don't tell him everything. You heard me say that.
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Go on, go on, where are y'all gonna let the
conversation go? And I went to a strip club? Okay,
thank you, Carl, thank you very much. Now let me
show y'all how to really go okay, baby, yeah yeah,
I want to talk to you for a minute. Okay,
go ahead. Right, you got a couple of weeks ago
when the fellas took me out. Oh yeah you're andy.
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Yeah yeah, Well we ended up going to a strip club.
What strip luck went to? Oh that's irrelevant. Magic City
strippers like naked strippers. You up in the strip club? Yeah,
Magic City? What what you're doing gonna up in strip club?
Well we went out there to celebrating. I'm not too
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we Why was you in there? Man? Damn baby? All
the fellas went you know, I was with him. All
the fellas jump off the bridge. You gotta jump out
the bridge too. Here his wife flash MoMA, come on, yeah,
come on, yeah, you know I was with him, So
I just went on up in there. I'm just letting
you know. Okay, you was in the strip club doing
what they're they're doing nothing, you know, just in there.
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You know, I don't know. I wasn't chicken that got
fried brock. You go all the way to strip club
just get chicken wings? Really, you passed the chicken place
to go in there with a Nike that to get
chicken wing. I'm bubble the food, not the chicken wings
and stripped up so damn good they are too. Baby,
But baby, baby, baby, you ought to go with me
sometimes just to get you. I got chicken wings and freezing.
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I got chicken wings. What I'm trying, That's what I'm
what I'm trying to tell you. We's in the VIP room.
M hmm. And the stripput that was my VP escort.
You had your own stripper, Yeah, I have my own damn.
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Oh so damn the chickenwinks. Not now you and then
you told me when they get chicken wings and stupid fat.
We're some more. For some reason, we cannot get off
today's strawberry letter. We're already into part four because subject
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is my sexy neighbor is stressing me out. A married
man and his wife just purchased a new house. The
married man's boys took him out to celebrate, where they
take him, of course, to a strip club. The husband
ends up in a private room with this one particular
stripper doing all kinds of freaky things to him. All right.
He he sobers up, realizes that he was he was
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upset with himself for doing this, and he told his
boys that he would never get drunk again. So fast
forward to two weeks ago. Uh, this new community has
a new neighbor. Turns out it's the stripper from the
strip club the new neighbor. Here we go with part
four of the husband's husband and wife's conversation. I said
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he should tell some things because he can't hold it
and he's not gonna be able to um keep it
where it is. And right, so baby, I went up
in there to get chicken wings. Okay, all right, okay,
so there you eating chicken. Chicken wings is so good
in club, freezing me about know, damn chicken. Now you're
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gonna go down there with the stripple. Go ahead, finish
a little story. But how you going to neket club
and get chicken? Way? Well, you know, we's in the
VIP room, m h. And you know I'm just trying
to tell you let me sit down because I'm standing,
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so I need to sit down and here this go ahead? Yeah,
why is he telling you all that's too much? Shirley?
How is that too much? When y'all ain't gonna leave
it that I went to the strip club. Not too much?
Not too much? Can't tell her everything? That's too much
now you shouldn't show. Y'all gonna ask until you get everything.
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You can't leave it at Shirley is basically saying that
he needs to go in there, and said, your girl,
that's the neighbor when I went to the strip club.
That's what you're saying. Something this crazy. Remember that night
we went out stupid and uh me and the felt
we went to a strip club. One of the strippers
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that's in the club. That's how has moved across the street. Well,
why you didn't say you knew the lady when we
went over there. I'm over in the house. We we
was over there together. You didn't say. Now you act
like you didn't know the damn lady. Y'all winking and
blinking and and and and writing it down. I don't
know who you don't know? You said that the lady
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from the strip club. That's what you told me. She
was one of the strippers at the strip clubs? Does
she know? You don't? I don't know you know? Huh yeah,
I'm just told how come we didn't say that over there?
Why we got to get back? Why you don't want
her to know? I'm your wife, I'm bad baby? Why
I mean we went over there together. Yeah, you're my wife.
But when she told you she was dancing, when she
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was giving me my ohone number, why you didn't say, oh,
I got it from the club. Why you didn't say that?
Why ain't I ain't got a number from the club.
Oh you just know you didn't get a number? No, him, No,
why would I get a stripper? You don't go to
the strip club just to get chicken wings. She bumping
and grinding, y'all, blinking and winking and everything. And now
she go over there and introduced herself to me. That
made me look stupid. Now I'm looking stupid because they stepping. No,
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my husband, But damn baby, I ain't I high, nor
was Huh when you walked over that, y'ad, you knew
that you the woman. You could have said something there,
but you didn't open your mouth. I walk all the
way back off it. What's stripping name? Because? But what's
the stripper's name? Glada? Don't name how much money you spending? Huh?
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If you hommy, you can hit me how much money?
It wasn't that much? You know? You know your neighbor.
Did you know the Fellers paid for everything? Because they
were celebrating. I don't know picking them out there. I
don't know what it calls. Baby, you know vip room,
you know strippers. I don't know you have nobby five
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six hundred? You Lord Jesus, Father, God, Lord Jesus, can
we just bust this house? Lord God give me we
got the Lord, God Jesus, give me strip Father, things
in your name about Jesus, it wasn't your six hundred.
You know how that hurts my spirit? Steve, don't you
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know how to You're standing over there with a strip
of talking to the strip of you know, and you
don't get a strip of five hundred dollars to help
her move in? What she's gonna do with your money?
I didn't. It's gonna move in a brand new damn card.
That's your man, that's our money. No, babe, you can't
buy no card, but no five hundred dollars. You can't
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go toward it and go toward it and go to
warter toward toward Can I say something through all this?
You know what I've learned? This whole situation with y'all
just kept going and kept going, Shirley. It didn't even
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have to get that d no, you had to say,
I'm gonna tell you nothing, just as a woman. This
girl that's the neighbor. I saw her at the strip club.
So I'm just letting you know. You might not want
to be chit chatting it up with your girl. And
he needs to say that over there because they're guilty
and they start acting stupid. Cut this woman yard every Wednesday.
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See that's guilt. Yea for show. Bring it up. It's
just a lie. Ain't nobody got to know? Don't say nothing. Well,
if he can't play at all, that we can't lad.
What's the best way? Set the best way? He just said,
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he's not listening. I understand women are better. Yeah, because
over there, you kids cannot go over there because the
firthday kid. I know your daddy when you tell your kid,
he come home with that. And what if the stripper
says something, then you really say none of you go
with every winds to a neighborhood. The family people that
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didn't want to tell the women she is stripped, she's
a dance instructor. Well, it depends on how the husband
is at I don't think she's gonna say anything. I
just feel like it's the husband's job to give his
wife a heads up about not being buddy chums with
old girls had lap dance with if she is crazy
enough to say something, you have already told your wife.
(27:28):
So you want, let's go. Part five This was the
longest strawberry letter ever. This is the strawberry letter that
keeps on giving. Man, it really is subject. My sexy
neighbor is stressing me out right there because he don't
know how to handle the truth. You're going to get busted.
(27:50):
He can't handle it. That's all. So a married man,
I feel like, yeah, this is what this is. Trapped
in the closet. Part five. Mary Mann wrote us he
and his wife just purchased a new house in a
new community. He and his boys were His boys were
happy for him, so they all went out to a
strip club. He got drunk, very drunk, ended up buying
(28:13):
a private room in the strip club with this one
particular stripper who did all kinds of freaky things to him.
He sobered up and realized that he was mad at himself,
and he told his boys he would never get that
drunk again. Fast forward two weeks ago. I told you
it's a new community, so a new neighbor moved in
right next door to them, and it turns out it's
(28:33):
the stripper who was at the club doing all kinds
of freaky things to him. Okay, anyway, so he and
his wife went over to introduce themselves to the new stripper.
I mean to the new neighbor who told his wife
she was a dance instructor, and he was all nervous
(28:54):
and he just doesn't know what to do. I said,
before anything goes any further out of hand, tell his
wife something. Steve says, absolutely no. Part five. Here we go.
Now we're at the part where the lady is upset
talking to her husband. Right now, I'm gonna show you
how how to get out of this. You over there
talking to a stripper that you know that you knew,
you knew before you went over there. I'm standing on
(29:16):
the exchange. Yeah, baby, I don't know her. You don't
know at all, not at all. That she hadn't told
you she met me at the strip club. I don't
remember her at all. We was at the strip club,
but I don't know huh. Just friends, just friends. No, no, no,
(29:37):
we ain't friends. I don't know her. You didn't recognize it.
When you went over there. It's dog in there staying there.
That's it. But you remember the five hundred dollars? You
remember that? Huh? I remember the five hundred dollar because
you asked me about how much of day spend. It
wasn't now money. The fellas treated me because they was
(29:58):
celebrating me getting it. How I was over here, none
of your money, not a dollar mine. I still got
all mine in the wallet I left here with, too
fit to go go look at it. I'm gonna say this,
and I'm only say this one time. But I bet
that catch you even looking over there. Oh I probably won't.
I bet that catch you looking probably? Why would I
look over that when I got anything I want? I'm
(30:19):
telling you that we cool. No, if I catch you
looking over there, I'm not gonna look over that. I
don't know this one. You might get hit by a
card because you ain't gonnaven look that way. I see
Claud's coming. I just be hit by the calm you
pull out. You just look the other way and keep driving.
Let me catch you looking over that. Let me see it.
(30:40):
Look at me when I'm telling you see, why would
I glance? How did I glance? Baby? I told you,
I don't even remember the woman she told me about.
She remembered me, I don't remember her. I just I
said what I had said, You said what you had said.
I'm leaving it that. I'm done when you do with it.
So you're not gonna be looking over that no more? Right?
We got that looked over there yet? All right, olip up,
(31:07):
y'all need to move move around the corner here. You
know they can't move right. I don't know if we're
coming back with a part six, but anyway, this is
the longest Strawberry letter ever and it was a good
one too. Today my sexy neighbor is stressing me out.
(31:28):
We will be back with more of the Steve Harvey
Morning Show right after this. We are back. We cannot
seem to get off this letter. We thought it was over,
but here we are again. Podcast. We are very decisively
divided this show between off the air y'all. The debate
is raging every woman. Monica Shelly Cola insists that it's
(31:53):
best that this man tell her the truth so she
don't get blindside it. All of us up convinced that
to bring bad news into your house is the dumbest
mistake you can make. Well, when she found out, well,
when she found out, we'll deal with it. And yeah,
I know that you all just don't want to deal
with the questions and all of that that you think
(32:15):
is going to happen. That's and I say that he
has to tell her because the wife exchanged phone numbers
with her, That's why. Ain't nobody tell her to do that?
But it's done though, and they're gonna have and they're
gonna have a housewarming party that she's going to invite
the stripper neighbor too. So what okay dealing with? You
(32:40):
don't know that the stripper already smirked at him when
they were leaving. The wife don't see that she's gone,
she's yeah, she's gonna see something. Why are we missing
the blessing that she got a big, beautiful move next dough?
Why are we avoiding this? Why are we out embracing it?
(33:02):
I don't we the fence that divides our back, y'alls
bill a gate right there be to walk back and forth?
Why are we missing out on this? Y'all? Y'all amazed me.
When a blessing come, you don't see it? Your turn
on the way you run, then go towards it. When
they switched them numbers, go over that at midnight. Listen,
(33:24):
she can't find out nothing by me and your descript
club night cool. All right, I'm not listen. I'm gonna
come out here on Wednesdays. Tighten up everything around here,
everything you need him huh. All right, I'm gonna put
that little old gate over here on this fence. We
got go in and out this gate. That's how we're
gonna work this day. But I don't want nothing else
going on. I don't want You can't be running the
(33:46):
street with her. You're a dead man. Yeah, health in
your sleep. You must think your wife is just stupid,
he said, twelve o'clock at night. And when you want
me to go there? When your wife asked you what
the gate is for? What? She's not been to see
(34:06):
that gate that doesn't haidhaway gate. That gate I'm gonna
put up there lasers. What is there? Ain't no handl know,
it's just it's not ticket what? Wow? So so you
couldn't neighbor y'all? Yeah, she's gonna really now, yeah I can.
I'm gonna cut more than one neighbor, I guess I
(34:28):
need to do that. You're gonna end up cutting that
whole block for free day. You're awfully quiet right now, nothing,
he says, Right now, we just agree to disagree you, Yeah,
we agree to disagree show. Yeah, we all have different opinions,
(34:52):
which which is what the audience had. Yeah. Absolutely on
social media, you know, all the guys are gonna say
don't tell. All the women are gonna say tell. That's
pretty much. Yeah, don't say nothing, don't open your mouth,
cut your tongue at That's what I do my tongue day.
(35:13):
All right, we will be back, No, not with part seven.
I think we're I think we're done. Now you're listening
to the Stave Harvey Morning Show
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