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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Time now for today's Strawberry Letter. And if you need
advice on relationships, dating, work, sex, parenting and more. Please
submit your Strawberry Letter to Steve HARVEYFM dot com and
click submit Strawberry Letter. We could be reading your letter
live on the air, just like I've got to read
this one right here, right now, could be yours. You
never know.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Buckle up and hold on tight. We got it for you. Here.
It is the Strawberry Letter.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
Thank you, nephew. Subject the back seat and the Barbershop.
Dear Stephen Shirley, I'm a married woman in my late forties.
I have a boyfriend that's five years younger than I am,
and he's also married. He's a co owner of a barbershop,
and that's where we met. That's where I met him.
We've been seeing each other for a few weeks and
(00:44):
he's got long work hours, so we have to have
sex whenever and wherever we can. The first time we
were intimate, it was magical. I made an appointment to
get my lock shampooed and I had no idea it
would be done by a big hand and some man
with magical fingers.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
We were the only two in the barbershop, and he
asked me to remove my turtlenecks so it wouldn't get wet.
I knew he was flirting because I'd never been asked
to remove my shirt to get my hair washed. I
did it, and I leaned back in the chair with
my ample bosom filling out of my black lace bra.
He told me that he is all man and my
(01:26):
breasts were making it hard for him to work. He
leaned against me while he shampooed my hair, and I
could feel it pressed up on my arm. It was
at eye level, so as he shampooed my hair, I
did what I had to do. Since then, I've been
going by his shop a few days a week. When
there are other customers inside the barbershop, we go out
(01:49):
to the back seat of his car. We're either in
his barbershop or on the back seat. I would love
to stretch out and thoroughly enjoy myself, but he's always
got clients to go back to. It's the quickest, most
enjoyable sex I've had in a long time. I tried
to arrange a meetup for us in the past weekend.
(02:09):
This past weekend, and he said he can't see me
outside of work hours because he's a family man first.
How can he say this after all the kinky things
he's done to me? I offered to get us a
hotel room, and he said, no. Why is he putting
limits on our affair? Why is he putting limits on
your affair? You haven't figured it out yet. You're just
(02:33):
the back seat girl. Okay, he's not trying to have
anything more than that with you. You were too easy
the first day in the barbershop. You were doing too much.
Then now you want to stretch out and get comfortable
and what make love. No, he just wants to do
you in the backseat of his car and get back
to his clients.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
Okay, that's it.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
You want to turn things up and have a full
blown affair or something with this guy, but that's not happening.
You're just some married chick he's got on the side.
Stop trying to.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
Make this more than what it is.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
It's not.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
He's not gonna get too involved with you because he's
a family man first.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
That's what he said.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
You don't mean anything to him. You're not important to him.
Isn't this obvious. He's not going out of his way
for you. He's not spending any money on you any
time really other than the quickies. And he's not gonna
take you anywhere nice. Well, where's your husband? Anyway? While
all this is going on, I say to you, get
your dignity back. Stop being the backseat girl. Leave this
(03:34):
man alone. He's going to end it anyway because you're
going to become a problem to him. You're catching feelings
you want more than he's willing to give, and that's
not a good look for him, this married man who
puts his family first.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Steve.
Speaker 4 (03:51):
It amazes me how people send these letters in and
they just start typing like his natural gets the back
seat and the barber shop. Let me walk you through
this unnatural natural letter. Dear Stephen Shirley. I'm a married
woman in my late forties. Okay, I have a boyfriend
(04:13):
that's five years younger than i am, and.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
He's also married.
Speaker 4 (04:18):
You don't see how this letter is just and took
so many damn turns. Yes, and you know, just be
typing like okay, this just what's happening. You know, I'm
in my late forties. I got a boyfriend that's five
years younger than me, and he married too.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
He's the co.
Speaker 4 (04:36):
Owner of a barber shop, and that's where I met him.
We've been seeing each other for a few weeks now
and he's got long work hours. He owns a barbershop,
he's the co owner. So we have to have sex
whenever and wherever we can?
Speaker 2 (04:55):
Right now? What you have to have sex?
Speaker 4 (05:02):
But you don't though, See, you created this and now
you're telling us something before you'd even told us how
it jumped off. But I'm gonna tell you why. You
having sex whenever and wherever you can. The first time
we were intimate, it was magical. I had an appointment
to get my lock shampooed, and I had no idea
would be done by a big, handsome man with magical fingers.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
We would only two in the barbershop.
Speaker 4 (05:27):
He asked you to take off your turtleneck so it
wouldn't get wet.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
Now, is he washing your head or washing your neck? Right?
Speaker 1 (05:36):
They don't have no smocks?
Speaker 2 (05:38):
What if we had Washington? Are we neck washing?
Speaker 1 (05:44):
Right?
Speaker 2 (05:45):
What we're doing?
Speaker 4 (05:48):
So now he asked you to take your turtleneck also
it wouldn't get wet. And you knew he was flirting
because you ain't never been ass to take your shirt
off get your hair whe I did it and leaned back.
Well what you wan't know now you the lean back
in the chair with your ample bosom spilling out of
my black lace brawl. You just design you just you
(06:13):
just described a porno movie. Wait what that's a porno
barbershop is a porno movie. The pool hall is a
porno movie. Or hair washing is a porno movie. They
don't have really catch your ass titles anything. You got
(06:34):
your big bosom spilling out of your black lace brow
and then when we come back, I'll tell you what happened.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
All right?
Speaker 1 (06:41):
Hang on for part two of Steve's response, coming up
at twenty three minutes after the hour of today Strawberry
letter subject the back seat and the barbershop. We'll get
back into it right after this.
Speaker 3 (06:54):
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Are you ready for a mopping bucket clean in half
the time? Make the swap to Swiffer power mop the
only one. Cleaning Hero has a built in solution that
breaks down dirt and grime like magic. With hundreds of
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(07:16):
ease plus it'll leave your home smelling great for hours
after cleaning. Get yours today and mop smarter with the
Swiffer power mop.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
All right, come on, Steve, let's recap today's strawberry letter.
The subject the back seat and the barbershop.
Speaker 4 (07:32):
Well, he just married lady in helake Ford. He's got
a boyfriend in five years longer than her.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
He married too. He's a collonner the barber shop.
Speaker 4 (07:39):
She went down there to get her lock shampooed, and
she didn't have no idea.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
It was being done by a big handsome man. He's
a call onner of the shop. He get ready to
do that, and then he tell her to take off
her turtleneck so it don't get wet. She knew the
dude was flirting. She took her turtleneck.
Speaker 4 (07:55):
Off anyway, lean back into shampoo boo shampoope, lean back
in the shampoo bowl, and her ample bosoms was sticking
out of her black lacey brow. She knew he was flirting,
so I did it anyway. I didn't even tell him. Look,
(08:16):
we can do this without getting my turtleneck where. Let
me roll, Let me tuck my turtleneck into my blouse.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
You didn't do that. You took it off and lean
back let him have it. He told me his all.
Speaker 4 (08:28):
Man, and his breast was making it hard for him
to work. He leaned against me while he shampooed my hair,
and I could feel it pressed up on my arm.
See all this is trouble. It was at eye level.
So as he shampooed my hair, I did what I
had to do. Hold on, old what because it was
(08:52):
at eye level? You did what you had to do. Really,
you know how much stuff I had had at eye
level that I've had to avoid in my life? Like what?
You know how many women I meet that's at eye
level that your ass scots to ignore. If you doing
(09:16):
stuff just cause it's at eye level, your answers in trouble.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
And now the tricky is to move it up to
your eye level.
Speaker 4 (09:28):
If you sitting down at the banquet, All I got
to do is walk by eye level. Since then, I've
been going by his shop a few days a week.
When there are other customers inside the barber shop, we
go out to the back seat of his car. We're
(09:49):
either in the barbershop on the back seat. I would
love to stretch out and thoroughly enjoy myself but he's
always got clients to get back to. It's the quickest,
most enjoyable sex I've had the long time. I tried
to range a meet up this past week and he said,
he can't see me outside of work hours.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
What what hold?
Speaker 4 (10:11):
Where are you going with that? I can't see you
outside of him? I'm a family man first. How can
he say this after all the kinky things he's done
to me? He done it to you doing work hours.
He's done it to you in the barbershop chair, in
(10:31):
the shampoo bowl, and in the backseat of the car.
I offered to give us a hotel room, and he said, no,
Why is he putting limits on our fare?
Speaker 2 (10:42):
Because you are in a limited a fail.
Speaker 4 (10:48):
How your start is how you finished. What you demand
is what you get. What you asked for us, what
we give you're asked for it. At the shampoo bowl,
we gave it to you come up there a few
times a week. You ain't gotta wash your locks a
few times a week. I know that you come up
there a few times a week to get washed, not
(11:11):
your locks. You come to get washed, and all the
washing is going on in that backseat of that damn truck.
Or in here when it ain't no customers quick coming
up down three four times a week.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
He don't want no room with you. No, you ain't
room worthy.
Speaker 4 (11:34):
Why spend money on the room with All our want
is in the back of that car. As soon as
these people get out of here, we're gonna be at
this facebowl.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
You the fate, you the face bowl, bother shop back
seat hick. You don't get no.
Speaker 4 (11:54):
You in your late forties, you knew better when you're
starting this now you I told you I'm.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
A family man. First.
Speaker 4 (12:02):
Yeah, you just came up in here. This just happened.
Appreciate it. But that's all this is. I don't even
like you like that. You just at work. You this
just man, this just this just popped up out of nowhere.
You're not Finn. Be nothing else, lady. Quit asking like
(12:25):
Shirley said, you're not Finn. Go to dinner, y'all, not Finna.
Take no long walks at the park, y'all. Not sitting
on a park bench talking things out. He don't care
about what your dreams and visions isn't.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
What did you talk about? You thinking?
Speaker 1 (12:46):
What?
Speaker 2 (12:47):
He just know you kinky.
Speaker 4 (12:49):
You'll do anything cause it's at eye level.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
Whoa high level?
Speaker 4 (12:58):
And I'm glad that ain't mine. Excuse it, said I level.
You know how much trouble I be in mess right everything?
Speaker 2 (13:04):
Said, I level, right right, right, right right.
Speaker 4 (13:10):
I'm on the zoom right now with all my coworkers,
all them at I level.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
You don't see me sliding in their d MS and stuff.
Speaker 4 (13:19):
Come on the hand, no, we I level every boy,
you lady, lady, go on somewhere.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
What you writers?
Speaker 1 (13:29):
Yeah, you're sure a husband.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
We appreciate the letter though, because it was entertaining. Yes
it was, Steve.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
Thank you. Post your comments on Today's Strawberry Letter at
Steve Harvey FM and Instagram and Facebook, and check out
the Strawberry Letter podcast on demand. You're listening to the
Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Time now for today's Strawberry Letter. And if you need
advice on relationships, dating, work, sex, parenting and more. Please
submit your Strawberry Letter to Steve HARVEYFM dot com and
click submit Strawberry Letter. We could be reading your letter
live on the air, just like I've got to read
this one right here, right now, could be yours. You
never know.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Buckle up and hold on tight. We got it for you. Here.
It is the Strawberry Letter.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
Thank you, nephew. Subject the back seat and the Barbershop.
Dear Stephen Shirley, I'm a married woman in my late forties.
I have a boyfriend that's five years younger than I am,
and he's also married. He's a co owner of a barbershop,
and that's where we met. That's where I met him.
We've been seeing each other for a few weeks and
(00:44):
he's got long work hours, so we have to have
sex whenever and wherever we can. The first time we
were intimate, it was magical. I made an appointment to
get my lock shampooed and I had no idea it
would be done by a big hand and some man
with magical fingers.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
We were the only two in the barbershop, and he
asked me to remove my turtlenecks so it wouldn't get wet.
I knew he was flirting because I'd never been asked
to remove my shirt to get my hair washed. I
did it, and I leaned back in the chair with
my ample bosom filling out of my black lace bra.
He told me that he is all man and my
(01:26):
breasts were making it hard for him to work. He
leaned against me while he shampooed my hair, and I
could feel it pressed up on my arm. It was
at eye level, so as he shampooed my hair, I
did what I had to do. Since then, I've been
going by his shop a few days a week. When
there are other customers inside the barbershop, we go out
(01:49):
to the back seat of his car. We're either in
his barbershop or on the back seat. I would love
to stretch out and thoroughly enjoy myself, but he's always
got clients to go back to. It's the quickest, most
enjoyable sex I've had in a long time. I tried
to arrange a meetup for us in the past weekend.
(02:09):
This past weekend, and he said he can't see me
outside of work hours because he's a family man first.
How can he say this after all the kinky things
he's done to me? I offered to get us a
hotel room, and he said, no. Why is he putting
limits on our affair? Why is he putting limits on
your affair? You haven't figured it out yet. You're just
(02:33):
the back seat girl. Okay, he's not trying to have
anything more than that with you. You were too easy
the first day in the barbershop. You were doing too much.
Then now you want to stretch out and get comfortable
and what make love. No, he just wants to do
you in the backseat of his car and get back
to his clients.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
Okay, that's it.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
You want to turn things up and have a full
blown affair or something with this guy, but that's not happening.
You're just some married chick he's got on the side.
Stop trying to.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
Make this more than what it is.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
It's not.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
He's not gonna get too involved with you because he's
a family man first.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
That's what he said.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
You don't mean anything to him. You're not important to him.
Isn't this obvious. He's not going out of his way
for you. He's not spending any money on you any
time really other than the quickies. And he's not gonna
take you anywhere nice. Well, where's your husband? Anyway? While
all this is going on, I say to you, get
your dignity back. Stop being the backseat girl. Leave this
(03:34):
man alone. He's going to end it anyway because you're
going to become a problem to him. You're catching feelings
you want more than he's willing to give, and that's
not a good look for him, this married man who
puts his family first.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Steve.
Speaker 4 (03:51):
It amazes me how people send these letters in and
they just start typing like his natural gets the back
seat and the barber shop. Let me walk you through
this unnatural natural letter. Dear Stephen Shirley. I'm a married
woman in my late forties. Okay, I have a boyfriend
(04:13):
that's five years younger than i am, and.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
He's also married.
Speaker 4 (04:18):
You don't see how this letter is just and took
so many damn turns. Yes, and you know, just be
typing like okay, this just what's happening. You know, I'm
in my late forties. I got a boyfriend that's five
years younger than me, and he married too.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
He's the co.
Speaker 4 (04:36):
Owner of a barber shop, and that's where I met him.
We've been seeing each other for a few weeks now
and he's got long work hours. He owns a barbershop,
he's the co owner. So we have to have sex
whenever and wherever we can?
Speaker 2 (04:55):
Right now? What you have to have sex?
Speaker 4 (05:02):
But you don't though, See, you created this and now
you're telling us something before you'd even told us how
it jumped off. But I'm gonna tell you why. You
having sex whenever and wherever you can. The first time
we were intimate, it was magical. I had an appointment
to get my lock shampooed, and I had no idea
would be done by a big, handsome man with magical fingers.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
We would only two in the barbershop.
Speaker 4 (05:27):
He asked you to take off your turtleneck so it
wouldn't get wet.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
Now, is he washing your head or washing your neck? Right?
Speaker 1 (05:36):
They don't have no smocks?
Speaker 2 (05:38):
What if we had Washington? Are we neck washing?
Speaker 1 (05:44):
Right?
Speaker 2 (05:45):
What we're doing?
Speaker 4 (05:48):
So now he asked you to take your turtleneck also
it wouldn't get wet. And you knew he was flirting
because you ain't never been ass to take your shirt
off get your hair whe I did it and leaned back.
Well what you wan't know now you the lean back
in the chair with your ample bosom spilling out of
my black lace brawl. You just design you just you
(06:13):
just described a porno movie. Wait what that's a porno
barbershop is a porno movie. The pool hall is a
porno movie. Or hair washing is a porno movie. They
don't have really catch your ass titles anything. You got
(06:34):
your big bosom spilling out of your black lace brow
and then when we come back, I'll tell you what happened.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
All right?
Speaker 1 (06:41):
Hang on for part two of Steve's response, coming up
at twenty three minutes after the hour of today Strawberry
letter subject the back seat and the barbershop. We'll get
back into it right after this.
Speaker 3 (06:54):
Hey, it's Carla Farroll. Kick that old mopping bucket aside.
Are you ready for a mopping bucket clean in half
the time? Make the swap to Swiffer power mop the
only one. Cleaning Hero has a built in solution that
breaks down dirt and grime like magic. With hundreds of
scrubbing strips on the pad, it absorbs sticky messes with
(07:16):
ease plus it'll leave your home smelling great for hours
after cleaning. Get yours today and mop smarter with the
Swiffer power mop.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
All right, come on, Steve, let's recap today's strawberry letter.
The subject the back seat and the barbershop.
Speaker 4 (07:32):
Well, he just married lady in helake Ford. He's got
a boyfriend in five years longer than her.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
He married too. He's a collonner the barber shop.
Speaker 4 (07:39):
She went down there to get her lock shampooed, and
she didn't have no idea.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
It was being done by a big handsome man. He's
a call onner of the shop. He get ready to
do that, and then he tell her to take off
her turtleneck so it don't get wet. She knew the
dude was flirting. She took her turtleneck.
Speaker 4 (07:55):
Off anyway, lean back into shampoo boo shampoope, lean back
in the shampoo bowl, and her ample bosoms was sticking
out of her black lacey brow. She knew he was flirting,
so I did it anyway. I didn't even tell him. Look,
(08:16):
we can do this without getting my turtleneck where. Let
me roll, Let me tuck my turtleneck into my blouse.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
You didn't do that. You took it off and lean
back let him have it. He told me his all.
Speaker 4 (08:28):
Man, and his breast was making it hard for him
to work. He leaned against me while he shampooed my hair,
and I could feel it pressed up on my arm.
See all this is trouble. It was at eye level.
So as he shampooed my hair, I did what I
had to do. Hold on, old what because it was
(08:52):
at eye level? You did what you had to do. Really,
you know how much stuff I had had at eye
level that I've had to avoid in my life? Like what?
You know how many women I meet that's at eye
level that your ass scots to ignore. If you doing
(09:16):
stuff just cause it's at eye level, your answers in trouble.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
And now the tricky is to move it up to
your eye level.
Speaker 4 (09:28):
If you sitting down at the banquet, All I got
to do is walk by eye level. Since then, I've
been going by his shop a few days a week.
When there are other customers inside the barber shop, we
go out to the back seat of his car. We're
(09:49):
either in the barbershop on the back seat. I would
love to stretch out and thoroughly enjoy myself but he's
always got clients to get back to. It's the quickest,
most enjoyable sex I've had the long time. I tried
to range a meet up this past week and he said,
he can't see me outside of work hours.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
What what hold?
Speaker 4 (10:11):
Where are you going with that? I can't see you
outside of him? I'm a family man first. How can
he say this after all the kinky things he's done
to me? He done it to you doing work hours.
He's done it to you in the barbershop chair, in
(10:31):
the shampoo bowl, and in the backseat of the car.
I offered to give us a hotel room, and he said, no,
Why is he putting limits on our fare?
Speaker 2 (10:42):
Because you are in a limited a fail.
Speaker 4 (10:48):
How your start is how you finished. What you demand
is what you get. What you asked for us, what
we give you're asked for it. At the shampoo bowl,
we gave it to you come up there a few
times a week. You ain't gotta wash your locks a
few times a week. I know that you come up
there a few times a week to get washed, not
(11:11):
your locks. You come to get washed, and all the
washing is going on in that backseat of that damn truck.
Or in here when it ain't no customers quick coming
up down three four times a week.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
He don't want no room with you. No, you ain't
room worthy.
Speaker 4 (11:34):
Why spend money on the room with All our want
is in the back of that car. As soon as
these people get out of here, we're gonna be at
this facebowl.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
You the fate, you the face bowl, bother shop back
seat hick. You don't get no.
Speaker 4 (11:54):
You in your late forties, you knew better when you're
starting this now you I told you I'm.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
A family man. First.
Speaker 4 (12:02):
Yeah, you just came up in here. This just happened.
Appreciate it. But that's all this is. I don't even
like you like that. You just at work. You this
just man, this just this just popped up out of nowhere.
You're not Finn. Be nothing else, lady. Quit asking like
(12:25):
Shirley said, you're not Finn. Go to dinner, y'all, not Finna.
Take no long walks at the park, y'all. Not sitting
on a park bench talking things out. He don't care
about what your dreams and visions isn't.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
What did you talk about? You thinking?
Speaker 1 (12:46):
What?
Speaker 2 (12:47):
He just know you kinky.
Speaker 4 (12:49):
You'll do anything cause it's at eye level.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
Whoa high level?
Speaker 4 (12:58):
And I'm glad that ain't mine. Excuse it, said I level.
You know how much trouble I be in mess right everything?
Speaker 2 (13:04):
Said, I level, right right, right, right right.
Speaker 4 (13:10):
I'm on the zoom right now with all my coworkers,
all them at I level.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
You don't see me sliding in their d MS and stuff.
Speaker 4 (13:19):
Come on the hand, no, we I level every boy,
you lady, lady, go on somewhere.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
What you writers?
Speaker 1 (13:29):
Yeah, you're sure a husband.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
We appreciate the letter though, because it was entertaining. Yes
it was, Steve.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
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