May 11, 2018 • 14 mins
This is a special Strawberry Letter that went live on the air. Nephew Tommy's wife checks in and is the center of the letter.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Buggal up and hold on tide. We got it for you. Here.
It is this strawberry letter. Hello, Hello, how are you doing?
I'm well, how are you doing? Wonderful? Is this Jackie?
Yes it is, Hey Jackie. We have a live strawberry letter. Yeah,
(00:21):
we have a live strawberry letter today. It's called you
Ain't My Mama. Good morning, Jackie. Lord to jack here, Hey,
how are you this morning? I'm good. Well, I'm glad
(00:42):
you could join us this morning for today's strawberry letter
entitled you Ain't My Mama. Now, what we had done
was we had we had a debate this morning, Jackie.
Jackie is nephew Tommy's wife. This ain't no way. This
the real deal, Mr, mother of his children. This is
(01:02):
not a no this jacket myles. So now let me
set this up. What happened was we were talking about
Mother's Day, Jackie, and Sheley was saying, Steve, kind of
describe for us what you might be doing for Marjorie
this year, because you always do such wonderful things for
(01:25):
her on Mother's Day. Out of nowhere, unsolicited, someone said,
she ain't his mama. I mean you know, I mean
I just heard it. Happened to be loud to I
asked the question, Jackie, but I didn't say it. I'm
(01:45):
just like, she ain't his mama and my mama, my mama, No,
none of this. So I said, Tommy, I buy Marjorie
something for Mother's Day because she's the mother of my
child children and she does wonderful job. Tommy says, she
ain't my mama. What you said, uh, we got take
(02:19):
stuff I was. I was actually just doing, you know,
just jokes for the show. I didn't mean I mean,
it was just yes, it was just what your perpose
you we don't have a kift come, mother said correct?
Hold on, hold on, hold on one second. So Jackie,
you expect your husband to give you something on Mother's Day? Well,
(02:42):
of course, I'm the mother of his children, three children. Hey,
and you know what, jack I said that in the introduction,
showed I know who she. We said every year. So Tommy,
what was your understand baby? I have dinner plan and
(03:04):
I have it. I have a lot. I have a
lot planning for Mother's Day. Baby, This was just joke,
purpose and stuff. I didn't know that. I don't even
know how they call why they call you? Okay, yeah,
for joke purposes on for show purposes. Yeah, from Sunday. Yeah, Jackie,
(03:26):
what you say, because come Sunday, that's real play Monday Sunday.
Oh if you want to see money Sunday. Yeah, baby, Um,
(03:47):
I have sounds. If you don't shut up, babe, everything
everything is fine. Like I said, all this the show,
perfect joke. That's just all that want. Okay, you just
being a comedian. So Tommy, what what man? So Tommy,
So let me ask you something. In the middle of
(04:08):
the Strawberry Let Strawberry letter entitled you ain't my mama, Tommy,
for the joke purposes, you didn't think you should get
her nothing? Because why I for purposes? I said, she
ain't my mama? Know you said a little bit stronger? Yeah,
(04:30):
come on with it. Jackie said that leaning too the ba.
Let's hear some of the jokes you did. Yeah, let's
hear that. I said, Yeah, let's hear that. Come on,
Strawberry letter, she's waiting time. Strawberry letters going into a
(04:53):
lemonade let. Lemonade is the nickname. And I get Jackie
years ago because she saw the sweet but she a
little country, so I called her country time limitade. So
now strawberry and let it at turning into a limitated
just so y'all health background on that little ahead. All
(05:18):
I said was, you know that ain't my mama. You
know that's not how you said it, And that's the
that's the wreck. I'm not your mother, right But but
like I said, this was joke purposes. And like I said,
you know, someday we're gonna we're gonna have a good
time and we're gonna go for you and everything you
and then your jokes, don't You said you ain't buying nothing. Yeah,
(05:40):
because she ain't your mama. She ain't my mom. You
said the kids should buy herself because she's their mother. Yeah.
You also said you would say it the same tone
if she was here. That's what that's one thing, one
thing you did say. And Jackie, we're all team taming
me the way I can't tell. I can't tell ya
(06:03):
team not your uncle. I want to see this. I
can't be team timing on this one right here. Baby,
I don't know why I called you, but but everything
is fine. We can have a great Mother's day. I
send her the number when I tell you the number. Yeah, yeah, okay, Um, yeah,
(06:29):
Sunday we'll see No, no, baby, you don't have to
worry about Sunday. Sunday is fine. I have everything laid off.
I have I have everything laid out for Sunday. You're
gonna enjoy and the kids have gifts for you and everything.
We're gonna have my mama. You know you back up
like a car in the dry It's three beefs behind.
(06:50):
All right, ladies, and tell them you've been listening to
a live strawberries. We're gonna change that. Come the letter
Lemonade letter today. The subject you ain't my mama. Hey,
we're back with your special strawberry letter Live. The subject
of this letter is you ain't my mama. And so
(07:13):
I decided to call Jackiet Miles, who is Thomas's wife
and mother of the children. So now we have her, Jackie,
how are you doing? I'm doing so Jackie, just I
wanted to play back for you. Do hold on, yeah,
(07:35):
don't do it. Don't do it. You always planning such beautiful,
big things and surprises for your wife. Marjorie. Ain't no mama.
What what I'm gonna get that? Hey, that's not you.
Your wife is not your mom? Dog? Why are you
buying stuff for her? I know, and she ain't my mama.
(07:58):
You're on that baby dick. That okay, Jackie, that I
like that baby? No? Wait, yeah, give it this. This
ball was Jackie live girl, But I'm talking about you
ain't my mama. Mama? All all them jokes, baby, Hi, yeah,
(08:26):
hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, Jackie, I
have another clip. Hold on, You're back on there. We
can call I don't care. She ain't my mama. Oh yeah,
we can call her. She ain't my mama, Jackie. My
(08:51):
chest was out wash. These are jokes. I'm just this
is awful show. I don't you know what. Don't mean
nothing like that. Come come Sunday night. I'm say you
better be black, you better stay black, You better stay black.
(09:17):
Good night, good night. How you doing? Shut up? Junior?
Your dancing? I'm not your mama? Hello, A live Shubberry
letters this morning the subject you Ain't My mama A
(09:39):
special guest, Jackie. We have enjoyed you, Jackie. We have
enjoyed you thoroughly this morning. Thank you for making your
first appearance on the show. Were sorry that we had
to drag you into some a mitigating circumstances. I learned
it turned yesterday because I was in definsitions. So I
(10:00):
just want to say thank you for clearing off, for
proving that Tommy is the husband that everybody else is. Yeah,
oh he ain't running the damn my mom cow. But
Happy Mother's Day, Jackie. I love your girl, I love
(10:20):
your baby. I'll be home Sunday morning. Thank you, alright, baby,
love you alright. And I want to on Sunday morning. Yeah, yeah,
in there I'll help him picking out Jackie. I got
you girl. Hey, baby, Jackie, you want to want mardred? Guy?
(10:46):
That sounds loudly? How the luck of the word body
got a little skin on it? Yeah, he said, Yeah,
a matter of fact, I'm gonna I'm gonna have. I'm
gonna have marg You take me a picture of it,
so you'll know what they expect when I send it.
(11:09):
Determinent what choke him? Girl, Jackie, you've been fun today.
We really have enjoyed you. Thank you so much. Happy
Mother's Day again. Enjoy your days. Love you, Marjorie. Happy
(11:33):
Mother's Day, baby. I'll tell her. Okay, but O man,
not believe again what everybody what happened? Why you had
to call Mrs Jackie Miles. What happened now is what happened.
(11:54):
And time had been talking all that smack because you know,
Sheley asked me what was I gonna get Marjorie for
Mother's Day? Is always get us something for Mother's Day?
And then time me interrupt, I ain't gotta get up something.
She ain't his mama my mind, and I said, well,
I usually get us something because she's the mother of
my children, you know, and that's a hard job to her.
Doing her job allows me to go out and do
(12:14):
what I do, but I gotta do with it. No, no,
why are you buying? Hushed up? Yeah, she ain't your mama?
Come getting time to accept mother? Dare? I can't go
with your mother. And the whole time you out there
on that cruise, I was over here pointing to you.
(12:39):
He got you there. Everybody knows you were on that cruise.
Walk around in a fiddle, man, I'll fa nobody knows. Yeah,
it's still finished, Steve, go ahead. So anyway, Uh, time
to talk to all this man him buying nothing, you know,
that's his kids job and all this thing, I said, Man,
(13:01):
when the kids get the money, Ye ain't your moma't
even man all that. So I said, man, maybe I'll
call her. Can in bout you calling huh okay in
the number? All right? Well I called him and he
was a totally different man. Yes he was. Baby, I've
never seen a change in the man. Mr. Mr Out,
(13:25):
Mr whip out, Pagent hand peck, Mr Pet, that's not
that's two different things, Mr Pet, Mr hen Peck. Tommy,
I ain't gonna let him, do you like your husband's
just your husband? No, tomm I ain't gonna Tommy ain't
(13:50):
just for that. Don't kill a joke, y'all. Y'all see
y'all they let me in. Yeah, yeah, Pet, you know
he got a little punk. Oh my good, Mr Book,
We gotta go, We gotta go. Email at your Instagram.
That's your thoughts on today's Strawberry letter at my girls, Shirley.
(14:10):
All right, you're listening to the Stave Harvey Morning Show.
Buggal up and hold on tide. We got it for you. Here.
It is this strawberry letter. Hello, Hello, how are you doing?
I'm well, how are you doing? Wonderful? Is this Jackie?
Yes it is, Hey Jackie. We have a live strawberry letter. Yeah,
(00:21):
we have a live strawberry letter today. It's called you
Ain't My Mama. Good morning, Jackie. Lord to jack here, Hey,
how are you this morning? I'm good. Well, I'm glad
(00:42):
you could join us this morning for today's strawberry letter
entitled you Ain't My Mama. Now, what we had done
was we had we had a debate this morning, Jackie.
Jackie is nephew Tommy's wife. This ain't no way. This
the real deal, Mr, mother of his children. This is
(01:02):
not a no this jacket myles. So now let me
set this up. What happened was we were talking about
Mother's Day, Jackie, and Sheley was saying, Steve, kind of
describe for us what you might be doing for Marjorie
this year, because you always do such wonderful things for
(01:25):
her on Mother's Day. Out of nowhere, unsolicited, someone said,
she ain't his mama. I mean you know, I mean
I just heard it. Happened to be loud to I
asked the question, Jackie, but I didn't say it. I'm
(01:45):
just like, she ain't his mama and my mama, my mama, No,
none of this. So I said, Tommy, I buy Marjorie
something for Mother's Day because she's the mother of my
child children and she does wonderful job. Tommy says, she
ain't my mama. What you said, uh, we got take
(02:19):
stuff I was. I was actually just doing, you know,
just jokes for the show. I didn't mean I mean,
it was just yes, it was just what your perpose
you we don't have a kift come, mother said correct?
Hold on, hold on, hold on one second. So Jackie,
you expect your husband to give you something on Mother's Day? Well,
(02:42):
of course, I'm the mother of his children, three children. Hey,
and you know what, jack I said that in the introduction,
showed I know who she. We said every year. So Tommy,
what was your understand baby? I have dinner plan and
(03:04):
I have it. I have a lot. I have a
lot planning for Mother's Day. Baby, This was just joke,
purpose and stuff. I didn't know that. I don't even
know how they call why they call you? Okay, yeah,
for joke purposes on for show purposes. Yeah, from Sunday. Yeah, Jackie,
(03:26):
what you say, because come Sunday, that's real play Monday Sunday.
Oh if you want to see money Sunday. Yeah, baby, Um,
(03:47):
I have sounds. If you don't shut up, babe, everything
everything is fine. Like I said, all this the show,
perfect joke. That's just all that want. Okay, you just
being a comedian. So Tommy, what what man? So Tommy,
So let me ask you something. In the middle of
(04:08):
the Strawberry Let Strawberry letter entitled you ain't my mama, Tommy,
for the joke purposes, you didn't think you should get
her nothing? Because why I for purposes? I said, she
ain't my mama? Know you said a little bit stronger? Yeah,
(04:30):
come on with it. Jackie said that leaning too the ba.
Let's hear some of the jokes you did. Yeah, let's
hear that. I said, Yeah, let's hear that. Come on,
Strawberry letter, she's waiting time. Strawberry letters going into a
(04:53):
lemonade let. Lemonade is the nickname. And I get Jackie
years ago because she saw the sweet but she a
little country, so I called her country time limitade. So
now strawberry and let it at turning into a limitated
just so y'all health background on that little ahead. All
(05:18):
I said was, you know that ain't my mama. You
know that's not how you said it, And that's the
that's the wreck. I'm not your mother, right But but
like I said, this was joke purposes. And like I said,
you know, someday we're gonna we're gonna have a good
time and we're gonna go for you and everything you
and then your jokes, don't You said you ain't buying nothing. Yeah,
(05:40):
because she ain't your mama. She ain't my mom. You
said the kids should buy herself because she's their mother. Yeah.
You also said you would say it the same tone
if she was here. That's what that's one thing, one
thing you did say. And Jackie, we're all team taming
me the way I can't tell. I can't tell ya
(06:03):
team not your uncle. I want to see this. I
can't be team timing on this one right here. Baby,
I don't know why I called you, but but everything
is fine. We can have a great Mother's day. I
send her the number when I tell you the number. Yeah, yeah, okay, Um, yeah,
(06:29):
Sunday we'll see No, no, baby, you don't have to
worry about Sunday. Sunday is fine. I have everything laid off.
I have I have everything laid out for Sunday. You're
gonna enjoy and the kids have gifts for you and everything.
We're gonna have my mama. You know you back up
like a car in the dry It's three beefs behind.
(06:50):
All right, ladies, and tell them you've been listening to
a live strawberries. We're gonna change that. Come the letter
Lemonade letter today. The subject you ain't my mama. Hey,
we're back with your special strawberry letter Live. The subject
of this letter is you ain't my mama. And so
(07:13):
I decided to call Jackiet Miles, who is Thomas's wife
and mother of the children. So now we have her, Jackie,
how are you doing? I'm doing so Jackie, just I
wanted to play back for you. Do hold on, yeah,
(07:35):
don't do it. Don't do it. You always planning such beautiful,
big things and surprises for your wife. Marjorie. Ain't no mama.
What what I'm gonna get that? Hey, that's not you.
Your wife is not your mom? Dog? Why are you
buying stuff for her? I know, and she ain't my mama.
(07:58):
You're on that baby dick. That okay, Jackie, that I
like that baby? No? Wait, yeah, give it this. This
ball was Jackie live girl, But I'm talking about you
ain't my mama. Mama? All all them jokes, baby, Hi, yeah,
(08:26):
hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, Jackie, I
have another clip. Hold on, You're back on there. We
can call I don't care. She ain't my mama. Oh yeah,
we can call her. She ain't my mama, Jackie. My
(08:51):
chest was out wash. These are jokes. I'm just this
is awful show. I don't you know what. Don't mean
nothing like that. Come come Sunday night. I'm say you
better be black, you better stay black, You better stay black.
(09:17):
Good night, good night. How you doing? Shut up? Junior?
Your dancing? I'm not your mama? Hello, A live Shubberry
letters this morning the subject you Ain't My mama A
(09:39):
special guest, Jackie. We have enjoyed you, Jackie. We have
enjoyed you thoroughly this morning. Thank you for making your
first appearance on the show. Were sorry that we had
to drag you into some a mitigating circumstances. I learned
it turned yesterday because I was in definsitions. So I
(10:00):
just want to say thank you for clearing off, for
proving that Tommy is the husband that everybody else is. Yeah,
oh he ain't running the damn my mom cow. But
Happy Mother's Day, Jackie. I love your girl, I love
(10:20):
your baby. I'll be home Sunday morning. Thank you, alright, baby,
love you alright. And I want to on Sunday morning. Yeah, yeah,
in there I'll help him picking out Jackie. I got
you girl. Hey, baby, Jackie, you want to want mardred? Guy?
(10:46):
That sounds loudly? How the luck of the word body
got a little skin on it? Yeah, he said, Yeah,
a matter of fact, I'm gonna I'm gonna have. I'm
gonna have marg You take me a picture of it,
so you'll know what they expect when I send it.
(11:09):
Determinent what choke him? Girl, Jackie, you've been fun today.
We really have enjoyed you. Thank you so much. Happy
Mother's Day again. Enjoy your days. Love you, Marjorie. Happy
(11:33):
Mother's Day, baby. I'll tell her. Okay, but O man,
not believe again what everybody what happened? Why you had
to call Mrs Jackie Miles. What happened now is what happened.
(11:54):
And time had been talking all that smack because you know,
Sheley asked me what was I gonna get Marjorie for
Mother's Day? Is always get us something for Mother's Day?
And then time me interrupt, I ain't gotta get up something.
She ain't his mama my mind, and I said, well,
I usually get us something because she's the mother of
my children, you know, and that's a hard job to her.
Doing her job allows me to go out and do
(12:14):
what I do, but I gotta do with it. No, no,
why are you buying? Hushed up? Yeah, she ain't your mama?
Come getting time to accept mother? Dare? I can't go
with your mother. And the whole time you out there
on that cruise, I was over here pointing to you.
(12:39):
He got you there. Everybody knows you were on that cruise.
Walk around in a fiddle, man, I'll fa nobody knows. Yeah,
it's still finished, Steve, go ahead. So anyway, Uh, time
to talk to all this man him buying nothing, you know,
that's his kids job and all this thing, I said, Man,
(13:01):
when the kids get the money, Ye ain't your moma't
even man all that. So I said, man, maybe I'll
call her. Can in bout you calling huh okay in
the number? All right? Well I called him and he
was a totally different man. Yes he was. Baby, I've
never seen a change in the man. Mr. Mr Out,
(13:25):
Mr whip out, Pagent hand peck, Mr Pet, that's not
that's two different things, Mr Pet, Mr hen Peck. Tommy,
I ain't gonna let him, do you like your husband's
just your husband? No, tomm I ain't gonna Tommy ain't
(13:50):
just for that. Don't kill a joke, y'all. Y'all see
y'all they let me in. Yeah, yeah, Pet, you know
he got a little punk. Oh my good, Mr Book,
We gotta go, We gotta go. Email at your Instagram.
That's your thoughts on today's Strawberry letter at my girls, Shirley.
(14:10):
All right, you're listening to the Stave Harvey Morning Show.
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