You Can't Have Your Cake And Eat It Too

Dear Steve and Shirley, I’ve been dating a guy for six months and he’s one of the sweetest men that I have ever met. This weekend, he disclosed some information to me and I need your opinion. He and I met when I moved out of my condo. He was the supervisor of the moving company that I used and he was very professional and handsome, so when he asked me out, I accepted. We started out as friends and now we’re in relationship..........

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Buggle up, hold on tight. We got it for you here.
It is the Strawberry Letter subject you can't have your
cake and eat it too. All right, one more time,
you can't have your cake and eat it too. Dear
Stephen Shirley. I've been dating a guy for six months

(00:20):
and he's one of the sweetest men that I've ever met.
This weekend, he disclosed some information to me, and I
need your opinion. He and I met when I moved
out of my condo. He was a supervisor of the
moving company that I used, and he was very professional
and handsome, and when he asked me out, I accepted.

(00:43):
We started out as friends and now we're in a relationship.
On our first date, he said his favorite thing about
me was my skin tone and how soft and supple
it looks. I had not had that much attention in
a while, so I was overjoyed. Whenever we go out,
he caresses my skin with his great big hands and

(01:04):
kisses my shoulders and neck. We finally got intimate over
the weekend and it was everything I hoped for. I
had hoped for, but then it got tricky. After sex,
we were lying in bed and as usual, he was
rubbing on me and kept saying how he loves my skin.

(01:26):
He then whispered to me, I just want to eat you.
I giggled and turned to look at him, thinking he
wanted to go for round two, but then he said
to me, no, I literally want to eat you. I
looked at this man and asked him to repeat himself.
He said he fantasizes about eating a part of a

(01:49):
woman's body, and it's a big fetish that he has
not been able to live that out. He elaborated that
overseas it's a big thing where a man will take
part of a woman's buttocks and eat it. He said
he's been fascinated by cannibalism since he was young, but
this is just a fetish and nothing serious. Wait you

(02:13):
heard me, Okay, that's why I said that. He said
he's been fascinated. Let me get through the letter, please, deep.
He said he's been fascinated by cannibalism, yes, since he

(02:34):
was young, but that but this is just a fetish
and nothing serious. So I need to know if this
is really just a fetish or should I run before
it's too late? Have you ever heard of such I'm
falling for this guy, but I don't want to end
up with my butt in a frying pan. Please help me, Okay,

(02:55):
I mean all I could say initially is what wt H?
I mean, really, did I read this correctly? Like you
know you said in the letter? Did you hear this correctly?
People don't eat people? Uh, that's not what we do.
What is he talking about? I mean, this is a
fantasy he hasn't been able to live out yet. Uh. Listen,

(03:19):
Sure he could be just kidding and this could just
be a fantasy and he doesn't really mean this. Sure
a booty burger, I don't. I mean, he could just
be kidding. But but why take this chance? I mean, seriously,
he knows too much about it, He's researched it. Uh. No,
to answer your question, we've never heard of such cannibalism

(03:41):
and things like this. I mean we know what it is,
of course, but we haven't literally heard of anyone doing this.
And yes, I would run. He sounds too freaky. I mean, yeah,
he sounds too freaky and crazy to me. That's not
freaky to you. That's beyond. That's beyond finish the letter. Yeah,
it's beyond. Uh, he wants to literally eat you. The

(04:05):
term it is called verare philia. If you guys want
to know verare philia. All right, you know that. All right, Steve,
I'm done. I think she should all right, this is
too crazy. Well let's go over the letter and just
go along on the journey that this letter was taking us.
On day six, moms dating this man wanted the sweetest

(04:27):
men she ever mad. You know. He was a supervisor
of a moving company that moved her. Professional, handsome, and
so he asked her out. She said, all right, Well
they started out as friends, but day in the relationship
now because on the first date he told her the

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first thing he laughed about it was how skin tone,
how soft and subtle it looked. Girl. That attention about
to dry this girl crazy. She was over joy. When
we go out, he'd be caressing your skin with his
great big hand. Because then then furniture moving hands. You know,

(05:09):
he got them big ass hand he picking up frigerators. Gosh,
you're this big man ass hand kissing all over your shoulder.
You got enter it over the weekend, and Lord Jesus
who it was everything. Then it got tricky after sex,

(05:29):
y'all was laying in bed, you know, just like oh
he was just rubbing on you, kept saying love your skin.
Then he whispered, I just want to eat you. Now
we've all heard this before. Careful, I always grown ass man, Steve,

(05:51):
hang on, we'll have you. Can't have your cake and
eat it too, Let's recap. Ain't no damn cap. She
didn't got the moving company boy she'd fell in love with,
and he out on the date with her, telling the
favorite thing about her was her skin tone and house
offf and supple. Oh, she hadn't had this kind of

(06:15):
a tension in the wild. She was overjawed, go out
caressing the skin, had them great big hands kissing all
on her shoulder. He had the moving man hands. Yeah,
picking flipping, taking whole rugs down by self, down the steps,
picking up on walls and moving entertainment centers. All this

(06:41):
boy powerful. So you finally got intimate over the weekend,
and Lord em Mercy, it was everything she hoped for,
and right after she said everything I hope folk period.
But then it got tricky. Oh, they laying up in
in the after globe, They laying in bed just like usually,

(07:04):
just rubbing on me, and he kept telling me how
much he loved my skin. Then he whispered to me,
I just want to eat you now. She giggle. Turned, course,
she won't to say yes to this. That's what the
giggle was about, and turned and looked at him, thinking

(07:27):
he wanted to go for a round two. Na. No,
now you was hoping that he was talking about what
you thought he was talking about. That that what the
giggle was for. But then he said to me, no,
I literally won't you. I looked at this man and
I asked him to repeat himself, because you know what,

(07:50):
if that's what you really want to do, just gold
say it to me. But I don't know what you
mean by literally, so I asked him to repeat himself.
He said that he fantasizes about eating a part of
a woman's body and it's a big fetish that he's

(08:10):
not being able to live out yet. Now at this point,
you need to be sitting up in the bed. You
need to sit up. You need to start eyeing his
ass because this this is going somewhere else. Yeah, and
then he elaborated that overseas it's a big thing where

(08:30):
a man would take part of a woman's buttox and
eat it. Wow, Now I don't know wearing this letter
you kept typing, but this would have been a hard
letter to type. You're want you what? I don't know
who this sister is, but this conversation with you want

(08:53):
to eat, You're gonna take, you gonna You're gonna cut
who ass? Hold on? It works? You're crazy. He said
it was fascinated by candles cannibalism since he was young.
But this is just to fetish, and nothing says, So

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I need to know if this is really just to
fetish or should I run before it's too late? What
the hell did you just ask us? You're trying to
figure out this a fetish? A man just told you
that he wanted to a slice of your ass, just
you know, like his cheese, like like you just a

(09:37):
ham a honey bak sitting up on the table. It
was just want a slice of your ass. Because now
he'd talking about this overseas. He's been rubbing on your skin.
Now love the texture. Now. He said he'd been fascinated
by Canada cannibalism since he was young, but this just

(09:59):
to fetish it. Nothing said now here go to cold
part right here. So I need to know if this
is really a fetish or shit? I run for us
too late? Have you ever heard of such I'm falling
for this guy, but I don't want to end up
with my butt in a frying pan. Okay, so what
is you're typing for now? You might be falling for

(10:19):
this guy, but you ain't gonna be able to fall
on your ass because he gonna be the navid What
you're gonna wake up one night? Numb You ain't gonna
know what's going on, And he gonna be sitting over
there with a plate with some hot sauce, and he's
gonna have a napkin rounding that baby. What you eating now?

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He had numbed you while you sleep? You ain't up.
Your little booty just tingling. You don't know half it's
over there on that damn plate. Oh my god, sitting
over there and got some hot saucing. He just chewing
your answer. You don't even know it. Show stupid behind, Tom.
Have you ever heard of such a thing? Hell? No,

(11:06):
we're black people? Yeah, well no, we black people. Now.
First letter was kind of sexy. He he hell get out.
He talked about taking a slice of your ass, and
you don't load it into us, and you send up
in here. I don't want to end up with my

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butt in a frying pan. But you think you're gonna
do go ahead, your little biceps and that everything else
like a little five meat. Now all right, look, we
gotta get rid of this food. We gotta let the
people know that they can email or instagram us. There
thought email us. Nothing like this again on the Strawberry

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