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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:21):
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Speaker 1 (00:27):
Thank you nephew. Subject you have to watch the babysitter.
Dear Steven Shirley, I need your advice on an issue
with my husband. We've been married almost two years and
we are parents of a seven month old baby girl.
I'm a nurse and I work nights seven pm until
three am. My husband is an optometrist and he has
a licensing exam in Maine. Last month he had one,
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so he had to be gone for five days. I
suggested my friend's best My friend, my best friend's sister
babysit while I was at work. She's twenty five now
and I've known her since she was in third grade.
I let her know that we have baby monitors all
over the house, and there's a ring camera in the
baby's room. Things went well the first two nights with
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her and the baby, and on the third night, I
logged onto the video and I saw my baby asleep
in her crib, but I heard loud noises sounding like
wild and crazy sex. I called the house and she
didn't answer. My husband called me and said he heard
the same thing, but we couldn't see anything on the camera.
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When I got home later that night, everything was in order,
but I was giving her the side eye. I decided
to take our extra ring camera out of our closet
and hide it in the den on a shelf. Stephen Shirley.
I logged on the next night and got a full
porn show. She had some random guy in my house
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and they were stark naked and going at it in
the middle of my den. I called my husband but
couldn't reach him. I didn't say a word to the
girl about what I saw. I took off work the
next night and let her know I didn't need her anymore.
When I told my husband about it, he seemed shocked,
but then a few days later I caught him in
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his man cave watching the video. He tried to stop
it real quick, but I saw it. Should I be
worried that he lied and said he didn't see it.
Should I watch the babysitter please advise?
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Of course you don't have to watch the babysitter anymore
because you fired her. Remember, but you know everybody's lying.
Your husband's for sure lying. And sure if you know
if the babysitter comes back, watch her. The receipt is
a tape. You have that. I say, believe what your
eyes and your ears tell you and not anything else.
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And of course your husband saw it. You caught him
watching it. He tried to stop it. I mean, I
just think it's real suspicious. You know, everything that's going on.
For the first two nights, everything was cool. You heard
all this loud noise and everything. You put the other
ring camera in there. I mean, just after two nights
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she brings some random guy in. You know. I think
you did the right thing by firing this girl, but
you should have told her why, although I'm sure she knows.
At this point, I say, you do need a babysitter
for when you're working nights and your husband's not home,
just in case he has to leave too, But you
just need to get one that's more like Missus Doubtfire.
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You know the movie Missus Doubtfire. Robin Williams play that role,
you know, not someone so young and sexy, you know,
to tempt your husband and want him to watch the
videos and all of that. So, I mean, I think
this is kind of an easy fix if you do
need a babysitter. But yeah, you need to watch everybody,
the babysitter, your husband, what he's watching, the random guy
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coming to your house, all all of this. Just be
aware of what's going on in your house. Set cameras
up everywhere.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
Steve Shure, where she gonna find though man dress up
like a woman?
Speaker 2 (04:10):
That dude?
Speaker 3 (04:11):
Where is she gonna find no man that's dressed up
like a woman that do babies?
Speaker 1 (04:15):
Dove fire, something like a misstoubt fire.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
Oh okay, you have to watch the tune then, all right,
well here you have to watch the babysitter.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
Lady.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
I'm you know your letter, you know, the advice on
an issue with my husband, your husband. Wait a minute,
this whole letter ain't really got nothing to do with
your husband. So your whole letter you got deeper, You
got deeper issues going on here. I need advice on
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the issue with my husband. Now, when you said that
before I heard the letter, we got to watch a babysitter. Course,
I'm thinking he him and the baby. City got something
going on, That's what I'm thinking. Well, the letter unfolds.
You got a seven month old, beautiful little girl. You
a nurse, you work nights seven pm to three am.
Your husband's optometrist. He has a licensing exam in Main
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last month, so he was gone for five days, and
y'all went and got this babysitter. She twenty five. You
known her since she was in the third grade when
she grown. Now, all right, I let her know that
we have monitors all over the house, and that's your problem.
You told her exactly where you had the monitors. Now
she knows where it ain't no monitor. Things went well
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the first two nights or hearing the baby. On the
third night, I logged in on the video and I
saw my baby sleep in the crib and I heard
loud noise that sounded like just wild crazy sick.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
I call the house. She ain't answered. Well, she was having.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
Wild crazy sick. It's hard to talk on the phone
when you're having wild, crazy sick. I didn't tried it before.
It's really hard. I'm talking round, you know. I had
a picture coming to the door one time, and I
was having some wild and crazy sick preach with cold
as hell by the time I got downstairs. Hard to stop.
Wow crazy sex. That's somebody called the damn phone. I
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don't give it down. I'm watching the game one time,
start housing wild and crazy sex when I woke up.
I don't even know who won. Wiley got up in here.
When you have a wildy crazy sex, why did you
call the house? She's not fitna answer. We come back,
I tell you the rest of what happened. It really
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ain't nothing to this letter. I don't even what she's saying.
She got an issue with her husband, cause right now,
it's just wild and crazy ass sex having me in
your house right now.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
That's all I'm just saying.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
All right, crazy, We'll have part two of your response
coming up to the Strawberry letter, the subject you have
to watch the babysitter. We'll get back into it right
after this. You're listening Morning show, all right, Come on, Steve,
let's recap today's Strawberry Letters. Subject you have to watch
the babysitter.
Speaker 3 (07:01):
Okay, But then the first line is I need advice
on the issue with my husband, alright, And I don't
see why you do, lady, And I'm gonna try to
get to it. You and nursery work nights, and your
husband had an exam to go to. Here I'm trauma
to so you hire a babysity you've known since the
third grade.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
She twenty five.
Speaker 3 (07:18):
Now you told how you had the cameras all over
the house and baby monitors, and so she knew where
the cameras was.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
Well, you, things went well the first.
Speaker 3 (07:27):
Two nights, and on the third night I logged in
on the video and I saw your baby sleep in
the crib. Well, your baby safe, that's what you hired,
a babysitter folk, the baby in the crib sleep, the
baby sitter doing her job. But you heard some loud noise.
It sounded like wild and crazy to say, well the
baby sleep. Now you had wild and crazy sex and
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baby being a crib around the corner, cause they sleep
through all kinds stuff, fire trucks, whoa whoa, whoa whoa whoa,
police everything, helicopters. They don't hear the baby just be sleeping.
I call the house and she didn'tounce.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
Now I told you crazy before.
Speaker 3 (08:06):
When people having wild and crazy sex, ain't no need
you call it down now. Ain't nobody got time to
answer this phone. Now you think that baby wouldn't hit
that wild and crazy sex. I haven't the problem. I
promise you that little girl ain't hear that damn phone ring,
because you got other things to do. When you're having
wild and crazy sex. You're trying to get your foot
up off off that TV, you got your got your
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knee on the back of your husband's lounge chair. You
have wild and crazy sex, you probably ain't even hear
the damn phone. Right, I'm just gonna beat some people,
probably rain Dobell. She ain't hear that either. I'm just
saying that's how wild and crazy it is when you
having wild, crazy sex. Well, you got to pay attention
wild crazy, say she And there got one hand hanging
on your drapes, trying not to tell these drapes down,
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and she got the other foot on top of the
flow model TV because y'all old, y'all doctors, and y'all
ain't updated to TV, so y'all got a flow model.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
She got on foot on top of that.
Speaker 3 (08:58):
Console, and it's just just wild, crazy sex, right, don't
kick I called the house, she didn't answer. Your husband
called me and said he heard the same thing, but
we couldn't see anything on the camera. I got home,
lady that night, everything was in order. I was giving
her the side out, though. I decided to take out
our extra ring camera out of our closet, hide it
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in the den on the shelf.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
Steve and Shirley.
Speaker 3 (09:23):
I logged in on the next night and got a
full pawn show.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
Yes, no, what'd you think?
Speaker 3 (09:30):
That's why you set that camera up. You already know
they had wild and crazy sex. And the name of
the pawn movie you was watching with babysit a gone crazy.
She just in there and now she come talking about
she had some random guy in the house. She had
no random guy in the house. The same dude was
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over there last night. You just didn't have the video.
This ain't no random guy. This the guy that had
a wild and crazy sex. Random guy could be just anybody.
Everybody can't have wild and crazy sex. I got a
couple of friends. Can't do that. They too square. You
know they got a little. You know, they do different
type of work. You know, they work at the government.
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They don't do wild crazy sex. You got to be
just random to do wild crazy six you got particular
kind of Tommy, my nephew, he do wild crazy sex,
crazy like that. He all that that he ignored me Junior.
I don't really think Junior do wild crazy sex. I
don't really know. But he might.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
But he got sick saying so, I don't know if.
Speaker 3 (10:36):
He's probably but he probably ain't trying to have no
crisis or nothing.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
He probably just had a regular, good old sex.
Speaker 3 (10:43):
But I don't know if he ain't gonna have no
wild crazy sex, cause we won't have no damn crisis.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
I can't get I don't know that. D Yeah, he
can't get dehydrated. And it's hard to have wild crazy
sex and be drinking the whole damn town. So that
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (10:59):
So and and they had a random guy in the house.
They was stark naked, going all that in the middle
of my den. I called my husband, but I couldn't
reach him. What reads You couldn't reach him because your husband, Well,
we're gonna.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
Leave that long. I didn't say a word to the
girl about what I saw.
Speaker 3 (11:16):
I took off work the next night and let her
know I didn't need her anymore. When I told my
husband about it, he seemed shop what. But then a
few days later I caught him in his man cave
watching the video. He tried to stop it real quick,
but I saw it. Should I be warried that? He
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lied and said he didn't see it. What he pulled
up the cameras and was watching it. He didn't want
you to know he was watching it, so he lied
and said he ain't seen it? What you worried about that?
Fore you gotta get another damn babysitter, Charlie. What is
she worried about?
Speaker 2 (11:53):
That? Fall?
Speaker 3 (11:55):
So?
Speaker 2 (11:55):
What?
Speaker 1 (11:57):
So?
Speaker 2 (11:57):
What he saw the video? What? You won't tell you? Baby?
I've been watching this? Who the little girl right here?
I'm trying to tell you? Is that what you want
him to say?
Speaker 3 (12:08):
Cut the video? You don't want your wife to know
you watching that? That's why he lied. Let me ask
you something. Sure, if you thought you could cut the
video off that you was watching and your husband walked
in on you and he said, babe, what was you watching?
Speaker 2 (12:22):
You wouldn't lie?
Speaker 1 (12:24):
Probably not.
Speaker 3 (12:26):
That's a lie. And so he will go not well,
see we men, and we gonna lie.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
I don't see property.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
It's an issue to her. And if she saw him
and he lied about it, that's an issue.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
Why are you lying? Wow? Listen you know and lie
to you?
Speaker 1 (12:47):
Yeah, and I still don't like it.
Speaker 3 (12:50):
Girl.
Speaker 1 (12:50):
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