A Fake Proposal To Get Free Drinks, Spring Break, Would You Rather, and more - 03.18.25 - The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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Back a million busy ye listening to to.

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I can't got to turn the mouth turn I probably
got to turn the mouth turn out, turn the water.

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The water up.

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Come out.

Speaker 9 (01:59):
You think that, Uh huh, I sure will. Good morning everybody.
You are listening to the voice, Come on dig me now,
one and only Steve harvey Man got a radio show.

Speaker 10 (02:11):
Real glad about it too.

Speaker 6 (02:14):
You know.

Speaker 11 (02:15):
I hope that God always keeps me in the frame
of mind to try to be sharing and try to
be motivational and ubly even when it's not felt or
wanted by some people.

Speaker 10 (02:31):
I have people around me.

Speaker 11 (02:34):
Who seem to not benefit at all or anything, and
I can sit with them and talk to them or
take meetings with them to try to encourage them, and
for whatever reason, you know, they want to just keep
going the way they're going. When you run into people
like that, you have to pray for them. You have
to just hope that one day that they release the
chains on their mind and open up your mind to

(02:56):
a new way of thinking. A couple of things I
wanted to go over with that. I want you law
today in terms of motivation, I want you to be
aware of statements or old sayings that have been created
that you hear over the course of time, and you
may be applying them to your life.

Speaker 10 (03:17):
And I want you to be careful of some of
them because some.

Speaker 11 (03:20):
Of these old sayings, man, are not designed for people
who are dreamers, are not designed for people who have
any aspirations of being extraordinary. These are not designs or
sayings that people who want to be extremely successful at

(03:40):
anything or have high aspirations to put these sayings into
your life. Let me give you an example. Statistics say
that's it. That's the one. I want you to be
careful about. Statistics say, be very careful of stats. When

(04:04):
a person says, you know, statistics, say one out of
every what see, listen to me. These are things that
sound like they're good, sound solid advice, but they're setting
you up for failure.

Speaker 10 (04:18):
And you can't adhere.

Speaker 11 (04:20):
Yourself to a lot of these sayings that's been passed
down from generations, and it's not scripture. It ain't in
a scripture nowhere that statistics say, it's just some people,
and a lot of people who have lost have come
up with these sayings to justify why they keep losing

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or why they lost. When I was earth got started
in the business, there were more stand ups around now
than it is today because the comedy boom in eighty
four eighty five was it was gaining a lot of momentums,
comedy clubs, nights everywhere. The statistic that a guy told

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me I told him I wanted to be on the
Johnny Carson Show, the Tonight Show. The guy said, one
out of every two thousand comedians ever make it to
the Tonight Show. Okay, Now, when he told us that,

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some of the comedians in the room went, well, wow,
man's that's rough. Because a guy had also said that
there was approximately six thousand comedians in the country at
that time. I don't know if it was true. I'm
just telling you a guy was out there fewer numbers.
I have no idea how many it was, but he

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said one in every two thousand will make it to
the Tonight Show. And he let the air out of
everybody in the room but me. So every night before
I went on stage, I used to do this right here,
better bad. That was the tonight theme song. I was

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young opening act nowhere near Hollywood, didn't. I was in
Cleveland telling jokes at one night. But that was my
thing because I was bent and determined that if it's
one in two thousand, okay, why don't I just be
the one? Be careful when people say statistics say because
they are set up to fulfailure. If you're gonna adhere

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to him. See that won in so many it wanted.
So many people win the lottery. But if you don't
play the lottery, you ain't gonna be the one to hit.
Not when the dude hit you go while he was lucky,
but he played. Here's another one. Maybe it's not meant
to be. Let's go one step further. I guess it
wasn't the Lord's will. Don't you dare blame God for

(06:55):
something you may have not done yourself because you didn't
get the proper education, because you didn't do the things
you were supposed to do, because you didn't stay to
the task, because you quit, turned around and went the
other way.

Speaker 10 (07:11):
Now, maybe it's not it wasn't the lord's will.

Speaker 11 (07:14):
These are all statements that sound like sound advice, but
they ain't all the time got nothing to do with you.
Stop letting these old fogy sayings get in your way
of what can happen in your life.

Speaker 10 (07:32):
Don't put all your eggs in one basket?

Speaker 1 (07:36):
Who came up with this?

Speaker 10 (07:39):
Who came up with it?

Speaker 11 (07:40):
If you don't pour all your efforts into one thing,
how are you gonna be great at that one thing?
If Kobe Bryant, Michael Jordan, Magic Johnson, Larry Bird had
not played basketball sun up to sundown. Magic Johnson didn't
go to Michigan to get an education. Larry Berry ain't

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go to Indiana to get an education. These cats was balling.
Michael Jordan didn't go to North Carolina get an education.
They went to play ball. They went to do one thing.
Tiger Woods didn't go to Stamford to get an education.
He went to play golf. Soon as he got good enough,
he gone. These are guys that put all they eggs

(08:25):
in one basket. See what's cool with putting all your
eggs in one basket is you now can maximize your
effort and laser beam what you're doing. Your problem is
all you gotta do is make sure what is your
basket made out of? If your basket is made out
of faith, hope, hard work, and belief, then guess what,

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that's a good basket.

Speaker 10 (08:50):
I'm dumping all mine in it.

Speaker 11 (08:52):
Because ever since I was a young dude, I've been
telling jokes one thing, one thing only. Even when it
got ugly and I was living in a car, I
never quit telling them jokes.

Speaker 10 (09:02):
Man.

Speaker 11 (09:02):
I just kept believing that them jokes was gonna pay
me one day, and I'd be dog gone if it didn't.

Speaker 10 (09:08):
I ain't take no time off.

Speaker 11 (09:09):
Go work at the Walmart, get me a job, go
back to Ford and big for my job back. Hey, man,
put all your eggs in a basket. Just make sure
that your basket is made up of faith, hope, belief,
hard work. Your basket woven by God.

Speaker 10 (09:26):
What you tripping for?

Speaker 11 (09:28):
You're defeating yourself. Where is your faith? Where is your belief?
Where is your trust? At one point in time, you
got to bleed that God could do what he said
gonna do because he'd never done it for others, He'll
most certainly do it for you. Be careful of these
sayings that's out here, that's aligned by losers and people
to justify why they are not succeeded. Don't apply this

(09:50):
stuff to your life, and it ain't got nothing to
do with you. You're gonna mess yourself up.

Speaker 12 (09:55):
All right, Okay, you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 13 (10:00):
Wake Up, wake up, Wake up. On this great Tuesday morning,
This great Tuesday morning, it is the nephew holding it down.
They got me in the driver's seat this morning. I
get to drive. I get to drive today. I mean
we're going fast to y'all already know. I'm going past
the speed limits. Straight, ignorant, straight, stupid, straight, crazy, holding
it down while the big dog is out right now

(10:22):
Shirley Strawberry, Califarao Mississippi, Monica and Kia Junior Boy spades
in the building.

Speaker 1 (10:29):
And we're gonna be holding it. We're gonna be ignorant,
we're gonna.

Speaker 13 (10:31):
Be stupid, and we'll be informing, and you know we'll
be We'll give you it was lee information, but more
importantly stupid.

Speaker 1 (10:43):
We're gonna give you all the important things.

Speaker 12 (10:45):
Yeah, my job is to be stupid.

Speaker 1 (10:49):
All right, you do it?

Speaker 6 (10:51):
Wow?

Speaker 12 (10:52):
It really okay?

Speaker 1 (10:57):
And I did it well this past weekend.

Speaker 13 (10:58):
I gotta I gotta show man love again to Lexington, Kentucky. Man,
I appreciate y'all coming out to see the nephew. Did
we have a good time or did we not?

Speaker 1 (11:06):
Did we not? Oh?

Speaker 13 (11:07):
We had a blast. I was on straight one and
thirty two percent stupid. I was, yeah, did you what happened?
Did you get a key to the city?

Speaker 3 (11:18):
He didn't get the key.

Speaker 4 (11:19):
You didn't get the key.

Speaker 13 (11:21):
Somebody gonna gonna scream out we got We'll give you
a combination.

Speaker 1 (11:24):
I said, what kind of combination?

Speaker 10 (11:31):
Oh my god.

Speaker 4 (11:33):
But the people in elected are fantastic.

Speaker 13 (11:37):
Good people, good down because you know, I'm you know,
we country, I'm down home. So I fit right on in.
So it was perfect. I had a blast. I got
call it that's a soulful restaurant. I gotta remember the name,
but I got tomorrow gonna tell you what it is.
I completely forgot and I tell you cook for me
and was off the chise.

Speaker 12 (11:53):
Aim No, what you eat, what you eat? What they
give you?

Speaker 1 (11:57):
Oh this is what you were like?

Speaker 10 (11:59):
Shehriff.

Speaker 13 (11:59):
Oh they had some banana puddh my god, I'm trying
to figure out how to get it overnight.

Speaker 1 (12:07):
It was.

Speaker 12 (12:10):
Please figure that out.

Speaker 1 (12:13):
Get it to me in twelve hours. That's what I
figure out.

Speaker 2 (12:16):
Well, it's somebody before it spoils. Yes, did you have
fried fish with mustard?

Speaker 4 (12:25):
Catfish? You know they eat mustard with their fish in Kentucky.

Speaker 13 (12:28):
I had some fried catfish, but I din't. I didn't
do the mustard though. I didn't have some. I had catfish.

Speaker 10 (12:33):
I had.

Speaker 13 (12:34):
I had my baked chicken, those off the thin good girl,
the cabbage.

Speaker 12 (12:38):
Lord.

Speaker 1 (12:38):
I just got to give y'all this name. I feel
so bad. I out't know. I'm gonna know what tomorrow.
Oh my god.

Speaker 14 (12:42):
Okay, but you know the food, you know, the food
just gonna hit me in a minute, because I got
it in my head.

Speaker 1 (12:48):
It's gonna hit me in a minute.

Speaker 4 (12:49):
Did you get some Kentucky bourbon?

Speaker 1 (12:51):
Did you?

Speaker 6 (12:53):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (12:53):
I did.

Speaker 13 (12:54):
I got something to bring home and put on my
on my in my bar. I ain't gonna drink that,
but yeah I got it. Oh okay, all right, the
one with a horse on the top of it, Blanton.

Speaker 3 (13:04):
Okay, Oh yeah.

Speaker 13 (13:06):
That's I got one of those, all right. So yes,
I enjoyed Lexington, Kentucky. Y'all are off the chains.

Speaker 1 (13:15):
Six years.

Speaker 13 (13:15):
It's about six years since I had been there last,
so it was a good it was time to go.

Speaker 10 (13:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (13:20):
My best friend is from Lexington. That's how I know
about the mustard on the catfish. And she's a weirdo
for eating that.

Speaker 4 (13:25):
But whatever.

Speaker 14 (13:28):
Yeah, I don't get that one, okay what I saw?

Speaker 12 (13:31):
Yeah, give me some sauce.

Speaker 14 (13:33):
Good right, all right, guys, coming up at thirty two
minutes after the hour, we'll run that prank back with
the nephew right after this.

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Speaker 14 (14:16):
It is time now to run that braank bag with
the nephew. What you got for his nest?

Speaker 13 (14:21):
That's right, he is. Can you do my makeup? Can
you do my makeup? Let's go get.

Speaker 15 (14:26):
Hello?

Speaker 6 (14:26):
Hello man sweak to uh to Brandy police. Yes, this
is Brandy Brandon. My name is Carl. I'm calling. I
got a U. You can't highly recommend it. You actually
you're you actually are. I'm sorry, I don't know if
I'm saying it right. As a makeup artists, makeup styleist,
what do you call it?

Speaker 15 (14:40):
It's makeup artists. I'm a professional makeup artists.

Speaker 6 (14:43):
Okay. And you work at the you work with the
makeup count and correct. Okay, listen, I got a I
got a photo shoot coming up, and I wanted to
see about uh sometime this week maybe the following week.
You could actually come and and I hire you to
actually make me up for my photo shoot. Is Do
you do a lot of photo shoots at all? Or you?

Speaker 15 (15:04):
Yes, sir, I should do. I've been in the business
for ten years, so I've been around several photo shoots.

Speaker 6 (15:09):
Okay, good deal. So what's I mean? You have any
time this week that I can actually just come in
and we can do like a trial run or something.

Speaker 15 (15:15):
Yeah, I'll actually be here Friday for about six hours.
Will Friday work for you? I'm here, I start at eleven.

Speaker 6 (15:22):
At eleven, I mean I can come in like maybe
like around three on Friday, if you can you squeeze
me in at that time.

Speaker 15 (15:28):
I sure can.

Speaker 6 (15:29):
Okay, what's what's so good? Is there a certain makeup
for men? Whatever? It's kind of works out.

Speaker 15 (15:35):
It works out the same as for women.

Speaker 8 (15:36):
In photo shoots.

Speaker 15 (15:37):
You just need some type of cream, foundation, something to
even out the skin tone, powder you down to take
away the oils, cover up any blimmishes, or anything like that.
It's pretty much the same. Of course, you don't get
the whole eye shadow and lashes and stuff.

Speaker 6 (15:49):
But right, right, right, right right, Well I'm not thanking
all that, but I just try to, you know, just
trying to look good on camera. Let me ask you this,
how much makeup have you done as far as men?
You know what I mean?

Speaker 15 (16:01):
Yeah, okay, I'm very comfortable with it. You'll be fine,
trust me.

Speaker 6 (16:05):
That's what I was really worried about it if you
were going to be comfortable with it, because I mean,
have you done I'm a little conscientious about a few things,
you know what I mean? And uh have you have
you how many butts have you done?

Speaker 15 (16:18):
I'm sorry, how many.

Speaker 6 (16:20):
What like like like butts? You know how many? How
many butts have you made up?

Speaker 15 (16:26):
I haven't made up any butts? Like are you like
you mean like ass?

Speaker 6 (16:30):
Yeah? I mean because see I'm actually doing a nude
photo shoot and uh, you know, I got a couple
of scratches and you know, some old scars on my butt,
and I you know, like like you said, you know,
I'm a little shy about you know, some of that.
So you could actually hope you can actually make sure
that those cars don't show and you know you say
you kind of you know, uh, make sure everything is

(16:52):
doesn't look oily, you know what I mean? And I
just need to get.

Speaker 15 (16:56):
My well, but I didn't when you understand what you're
talking about, I may not be the makeupbout it.

Speaker 10 (17:02):
I don't.

Speaker 15 (17:02):
I'm not seriously, I'm not going to do your okay.

Speaker 6 (17:06):
But I mean we're just talking about makeup though. I mean,
you know you're talking about yeah.

Speaker 15 (17:10):
But I'm not about to put my makeup brushes that
I use on people's faces on your ass, like and
tell your photographer to like photoshop.

Speaker 6 (17:17):
That okay, okay, So that's why I'm coming in to
see you on Friday. I want you to do everything
and make me up there in the store so I
can see what it looks like. I want to see
you were going.

Speaker 15 (17:27):
To come into my job and make me do your like?

Speaker 8 (17:30):
What are you?

Speaker 15 (17:30):
What planned? Or where did you think that was gonna work?
You cannot come into my job. How are you going
to come to my job naked? Seriously?

Speaker 6 (17:38):
I mean well, I was gonna wear a robe. I'm
not gonna just, you know, walk out there or not.

Speaker 15 (17:41):
Don't you even think about coming into my job? Who
referred you?

Speaker 3 (17:45):
Who talked?

Speaker 15 (17:46):
You need to delete this number?

Speaker 6 (17:48):
Do not.

Speaker 15 (17:49):
I'm not about to get this job.

Speaker 6 (17:52):
Done, okay, I don't want to.

Speaker 8 (17:54):
Don't what.

Speaker 6 (17:56):
The problem what you're doing? What is the problem you're doing?
My butt in putting to make up on it nowcause
I need to buy you some brushes. I buy you
some brushes and you can take me.

Speaker 15 (18:04):
I want you to buy me anything. I don't want
you coming into my job. I don't want you calling
me ever again to do any kind of work.

Speaker 6 (18:10):
I'm coming in there and I'm now listen. I am a.

Speaker 15 (18:13):
Professional makeup artist. Clearly you don't know what that means.

Speaker 6 (18:16):
So professional, then you will take out the part that's
bothering you and do the job. Lady, you know what
I mean. If my best hats.

Speaker 8 (18:24):
On and I want to I want.

Speaker 15 (18:25):
To call on you before I get real ignorant. I'm
not about to finish this conversation. Do not come into
my job. Do not call me to do your That's
not gonna happen.

Speaker 6 (18:34):
So so so, I guess it's safe to go around
and let people know that Brandy is not professional because
you can't do part education is good in the streets
to do.

Speaker 15 (18:43):
You can't go around and tell anybody that I'm not professional.
Nobody ever called me to be there. Get some skincare
for you? How about that? And then you won't need
any makeup?

Speaker 6 (18:52):
I know you did. You're not gonna sit here now
start talking about my if I told you some of
my deepest secrets to let you know, I want to
come in there and.

Speaker 15 (18:59):
Get some make You're bad for telling the stranger your
deepest secret.

Speaker 6 (19:02):
Okay, you know what. I'm coming up to your store
anyway on Friday, all right, and I'll talk to you
a ball. I'm let them know don't.

Speaker 15 (19:08):
Don't let it for you. You hurt me, don't come
in my job. Look if I lose my job over
your foolishness, I guarantee you will be paying all my bills.

Speaker 6 (19:16):
Okay. The bottom line is I'm coming in there with
my robe on Friday. Somebody gonna do my butt. You
your manager, you're not coming you know what?

Speaker 15 (19:24):
How about you come up here right now? How could
I go ahead and take care of the situation right
now I'm hearing? Now, can you come right there?

Speaker 6 (19:28):
Come up there right now with my robe, my.

Speaker 15 (19:31):
Rob welling, bring your butt up here right now. We'll
see if your budgets done. I'm not doing it.

Speaker 6 (19:36):
Okay. With the bottom line, who is your manager anyway?
What's she at?

Speaker 11 (19:39):
Is she there?

Speaker 15 (19:40):
I am the manager?

Speaker 6 (19:41):
Now what okay? See that's what damn problem is. You've
got your little self a little position at your job.
Now you're trying to throw your weight around if if
a person wants to get their butt done. Okay, Look
do you see avatar them people have makeup all on
they butt all on their back and that where not
you call them?

Speaker 15 (19:59):
You call them an send to your butt.

Speaker 8 (20:00):
Don't call me.

Speaker 15 (20:01):
I'm hanging up. Do not call me anymore?

Speaker 6 (20:03):
They gonna make up artists. What are you? Look?

Speaker 15 (20:06):
This conversation is over.

Speaker 6 (20:08):
Yeah, it's over because you know what. Let me tell
you something. You do you know who you're talking to?
Do you know who you're talking to?

Speaker 15 (20:13):
Do you know who you're talking to?

Speaker 6 (20:15):
I know who I'm talking to. I'm talking to Brandy,
But do Brandy know who Brandy talking to?

Speaker 15 (20:20):
Clearly somebody who is ignorant.

Speaker 6 (20:22):
Okay, well let me tell you who I am. This
is nephew Tommy from the Steve Abby Morning Show. You
just got franked by your girlfriend, Carmen.

Speaker 8 (20:33):
You are light Yay, I'll get off the phone.

Speaker 15 (20:40):
Why do that? I hope nobody's listening.

Speaker 6 (20:46):
I got you good, I got you good.

Speaker 8 (20:48):
Good with the butt? Yeah, for real?

Speaker 15 (20:50):
Get you some skincare problem.

Speaker 6 (20:53):
Hey, I got one more thing. I got to ask you.
What is the baddest and I'm talking about the baddest
radio show in.

Speaker 15 (20:58):
The land all the day, Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 12 (21:03):
Huh start with me?

Speaker 13 (21:07):
Ga playing with you? Stop playing, stop playing, stop playing
O my mama, stop playing stop playing face.

Speaker 10 (21:16):
There you have it.

Speaker 13 (21:17):
I'll be back in another hour with some more crazy
for you all right.

Speaker 12 (21:20):
Nas, thank you.

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Speaker 14 (21:49):
We got a great show for you guys today. Coming
up at the top of the hour. In entertainment news,
Carlo will have some highlights from last night's iHeartRadio Music Awards.
Cleveland Brown's quarterback Deshaun Watson is engaged, What What and Yeah,
and Kanye West released a song with Diddy's daughter Northwest
and Kim Kim Kardashian that is try to Stop Him.

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We'll talk about all of these stories.

Speaker 14 (22:12):
At the top of the hour, but right now it
is time to ask the Riddilo. I read a love
Officer and Junior, here we go. Romero and Denver. You
guys ready, mm hmm.

Speaker 12 (22:25):
Romero in Denver?

Speaker 6 (22:26):
Right.

Speaker 14 (22:26):
So I went to my son's birthday party and my
wife told me not to take any family pictures with
my son's mom. I paid her no mind because it
was my son's big day. She saw a lot of
the pictures on Facebook, and now she's mad at me.

Speaker 12 (22:42):
Why should I care? Okay, you got.

Speaker 4 (22:45):
To sleep with her?

Speaker 12 (22:46):
Maybe, No, that's a.

Speaker 10 (22:48):
Tough one though.

Speaker 13 (22:49):
I mean, a child is not supposed to have pictures
with the parents. You gotta let them have that. You
being you kind of being real hard on it with that,
you got to let them take the pity. So what's
gonna happen with graduation when the baby won't, you know,
to take a picture with their mom and they dad?

Speaker 1 (23:02):
You shutting that down? Come on, you got the rais
up raiser junior parton, Come on here and ask me nothing.

Speaker 3 (23:08):
I'm just got married. I want peace. If you don't
want the pictures with the baby mom, fine, we ain't
take the picture. I just need peace at this point,
and your life set itself up for a whole argument.
I won't do that.

Speaker 14 (23:22):
Really, So when you're taking the picture standing where and
she's standing where I'm.

Speaker 3 (23:30):
Not even I'm not in the picture. All you're gonna
see is a shoulder. If I'm taking the picture, you
shod shot. Sorry, get to work out between us. I
got somebody else. I moved on.

Speaker 1 (23:41):
Shoulders all you're getting this, I'm not. Now.

Speaker 10 (23:45):
Look what you're doing to the baby man a shoulder and.

Speaker 1 (23:48):
A left foot.

Speaker 3 (23:51):
I know I know better than this, all right?

Speaker 14 (23:54):
Moving on to Kevin and the Bronx. Kevin Wrights. I've
been with my girlfriend for six years. She popped up
at my house. So I told my side chick to
get in the closet she had. She had to stay
there for a few hours because my girlfriend would not
leave My side chick wasn't even mad.

Speaker 12 (24:11):
Should I be worried?

Speaker 10 (24:13):
Now?

Speaker 13 (24:13):
See, I hadn't been in a lot of closets. I
hadn't been in these situations back in my hand, dake,
I understand that I hadn't been in some clies. I'd
been up underneath some beds. Get rough oder there. Yeah,
you never heard how long you're gonna be under that?

Speaker 10 (24:25):
You never know?

Speaker 13 (24:27):
But you know a lot of people have snacks under
their bed though a lot of people do, and it
comes in handy at times like that, Moments like these,
you need some chips.

Speaker 12 (24:37):
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (24:43):
The last two sentences. My side chick wasn't even mad.
Should I be worried? What you need to do is
ask Neo how to go.

Speaker 10 (24:49):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (24:51):
It's not about this.

Speaker 1 (24:54):
He's in he got four, there's too many, it is?

Speaker 14 (25:01):
It is.

Speaker 3 (25:02):
I don't know when a woman's not worried. That's dangerous.

Speaker 12 (25:05):
Yes it is, baby, You best to believe it is.

Speaker 3 (25:08):
She ain't worry, she saw another chicken. She ain't wearried.
What did you do?

Speaker 1 (25:12):
He sat in the closet three hours?

Speaker 13 (25:15):
Yeah, just counted all the jeans, all the shirts, counting jeans,
counting shirts, counting shoe lubiton.

Speaker 14 (25:26):
That's crazy, all right, Wow, all right? And she wasn't
even mad. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (25:33):
Shi.

Speaker 12 (25:33):
This is from Shi in Kansas City.

Speaker 14 (25:36):
Shi says, I went on a third date with a
guy and he told me to sit beside him in
the booth so we can share our food. I was
instantly turned off because I don't know him like that. Also,
if I sat by him, we'd looked like we'd look
like a couple. I think he's moving too fast. Dot
dot dot.

Speaker 1 (25:54):
Right, yeah, I think it's a it's a limit on it.

Speaker 13 (25:57):
It's a yeah, before you can start putting your fork
in my plate, it's a limit on it.

Speaker 14 (26:01):
You're not You're not what you mean. I got to
check your dinner records and stuff. We got a lot,
we got flooding. Well, yeah, she wasn't with it, junior,
what do you think?

Speaker 3 (26:16):
Well, my whole thing is, I don't share food till
date eight, yeah, day, until you're gonna have to. You
got to beat me a long time, or I give
you a piece of bacon.

Speaker 12 (26:29):
So they got five more dates.

Speaker 3 (26:31):
To go before you stick your fork in my plate. Yeah, absolutely,
date Uh yeah, at third date, and we're sharing food already.
First of all, third day. I don't even need you
sitting next to me. I need you to sit across
from me.

Speaker 14 (26:44):
Well that's how she felt. Yeah, that's how she felt
about it. So now though you're cool with your wife,
you and your wife sharing your sharing each other's food.

Speaker 3 (26:54):
Year before she even knew I ate food, I was
trying to save money.

Speaker 1 (27:00):
I wouldn't feeding her.

Speaker 3 (27:03):
The whole year. I can't we go to restaurants. I
kept pulling out snacks and she married you anyway, she
married me anyway. I know she would keep her.

Speaker 2 (27:14):
Well, you know what, Junior, that's what my husband said.
That's what Tosh said. He said, that's why he married
me because I was too expensive on these dates. He said,
let me go ahead and marry absolutely, because she's robbing
me blind.

Speaker 12 (27:25):
Do you understand?

Speaker 1 (27:26):
Called her?

Speaker 3 (27:26):
How struggle of a comedian I was. I was only
getting two fifty a show, so I kept her honey bull,
she's be talking. I kept coming out with snacks, kept
she'd be talking. She's an ordered food. We had, she's
two for thirty.

Speaker 14 (27:41):
Every every time you mentioned honey buns, I always say
to people, still eat honey buns.

Speaker 3 (27:46):
You know a honeybull rap aloud. So every time she ye,
I pulled out the honey bud and the rapping drink.
She heard it. She knew.

Speaker 12 (27:56):
I'm good. I'm good.

Speaker 3 (27:57):
I got thirty dollars because I ain't making money.

Speaker 14 (28:00):
But tell me you're still not into sharing food though.
You don't like that whole I don't like ship.

Speaker 13 (28:04):
I don't like that Jackie be doing that. I just
order a whole nother entree. Let's just get wanting. We're
gonna if you just want to take let's just you know,
you got yours, I got man, we'll buy a third one.

Speaker 1 (28:14):
But all this sharing, let me take your let me.

Speaker 13 (28:17):
Take your rip about why why you didn't get.

Speaker 3 (28:21):
Just the whole thing about the tim You're absolutely right
because we had the same menu.

Speaker 1 (28:28):
Did you see on the menu?

Speaker 3 (28:29):
That I why you didn't get what you wanted on
the same menu.

Speaker 13 (28:32):
See, that's when my wife started with you get the
fish and I get the steak, and.

Speaker 1 (28:42):
Yeah, no, no, this is not the plan. No, that's
not what we're doing. You get what you want.

Speaker 3 (28:53):
I'll fla. Maika's mad.

Speaker 14 (28:54):
That's not that's not good though, because I ordered whatever
I want on the menu because I like to take
whatever I want.

Speaker 12 (29:01):
That's what I order.

Speaker 14 (29:02):
Period.

Speaker 3 (29:03):
One time I didn't even have had appetizer and she
took half of that.

Speaker 10 (29:07):
That's what I know.

Speaker 1 (29:08):
I was mad.

Speaker 3 (29:10):
I had a Southwest egg roll.

Speaker 1 (29:11):
It came with two.

Speaker 3 (29:12):
I had one.

Speaker 13 (29:15):
You can tell when they finish getting your plate, when
the when the food arrives and they look at your stuff,
Oh yours looking good?

Speaker 6 (29:22):
Good?

Speaker 14 (29:22):
Yeah, that's kind of a bone of contention.

Speaker 3 (29:29):
And you know what, you know what, Tommy, They don't
never reaching your plate till they got a witness. I
noticed that the waitress always standing there when they I
know it.

Speaker 12 (29:38):
So you can't act up. So you can't act up. Yeah,
so I can't say nothing. Uh uh nope, nope, nope,
just be quiet.

Speaker 13 (29:46):
I know a couple got into a I know a
couple got into an argument over some rice at POPA.

Speaker 1 (29:50):
Dos you why you ain't get your own damn rights?
And I told you?

Speaker 12 (30:00):
All Right, guys, thank you, thank you. Riddelo and Junior.

Speaker 14 (30:02):
Coming up in twenty minutes after the hour, husband's fake
restaurant proposal, prank for free drink sparks an online debate.

Speaker 12 (30:10):
We'll talk about it right after this.

Speaker 14 (30:13):
You're listening Steve Hardy Morning Show. All right, guys, Carla
is here with today's music news and a recap of
last night's twenty twenty five I Heart Radio Music Awards.

Speaker 12 (30:26):
What you got, girl, Carla was good?

Speaker 2 (30:29):
It was good, Yes, Shirley, last night the twenty twenty
five I heard Radio.

Speaker 4 (30:34):
Music Awards and will hell stit by ll cool.

Speaker 1 (30:37):
Jay is hard as.

Speaker 4 (30:40):
Yeah, that's your boy, tell me and I loved it LLL.
He came out. He started the show and I love.

Speaker 3 (30:47):
How he well.

Speaker 2 (30:48):
Billie Eilish started to show, Oh she can sing I
Love a boy. But anyway, e Elle talks about how
much he loved radio. We know that he named one
of his albums radio, So that was love right there.
Ashanti introduced her husband Nellie, to celebrate the twenty fifth
anniversary of Country Grammar.

Speaker 4 (31:08):
He was all how the iHeart Radio.

Speaker 2 (31:11):
Landmark Award winner, Yes, Country Grammar, hear and care Yes.

Speaker 4 (31:18):
Yes, Nellie did his thing. He performed.

Speaker 2 (31:20):
It was nice, representing Saint Louis stumping in his Air
Force one.

Speaker 4 (31:25):
So it was cool, cool cool, Come on Junior stopping in.

Speaker 2 (31:29):
My Airforce once. Yeah, he took us back. He took
us back. Robin Thick and Jenny McCarthy. They presented the
R and B Artists of the Year. You can guess
it's our girl, Sizza says a war Right Artists of
the Year DOCI. She presented Lady Gaga with the iHeart
Innovator Award. Oh her speech, I Love, I Love Lady

(31:53):
Goga's speech, Money Long and Tory Kelly. They performed during
the iHeart Icon Award and not with to Mariah Carey
Beautiful Beautiful tribute they did to Mariah and Mariah.

Speaker 4 (32:06):
You know, she got up there.

Speaker 2 (32:08):
I love Maria, like my she said, y'all like my unsoumbed.
Check it out. She turned around. I love Mariah. Her
twins were there, they're looking grown. And you know, Anderson
Park was there with her.

Speaker 14 (32:25):
Dating.

Speaker 12 (32:26):
They really are dating girls, that's what they're saying.

Speaker 4 (32:28):
That's what folks here saying.

Speaker 12 (32:30):
I like it, I like it.

Speaker 4 (32:31):
I don't know, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (32:34):
Really Eyelish Bad Bunny's performance was I love bad Buddy
all it all in the crowd, upside down.

Speaker 4 (32:41):
It was crazy.

Speaker 2 (32:42):
Then my girl Gorilla, Grella, Sexy Red.

Speaker 12 (32:47):
What you know about love?

Speaker 3 (32:49):
What you know about.

Speaker 2 (32:50):
So in case you missed it, it was a great show. Congratulations,
I heard music. I heard Radio Music Awards twenty twenty five.
You can go to Fox Die. You could check it out,
you know there on April seventh up until about April seventh.

Speaker 4 (33:05):
You could check it out.

Speaker 2 (33:05):
On Hulu until May thirty. First there you go.

Speaker 12 (33:10):
All right, thank you, Carla, make you thank you. Oh yeah,
you're welcome.

Speaker 3 (33:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 14 (33:16):
We got to find out if Mariah and Anderson Poker
are dating.

Speaker 12 (33:19):
That's good news. That's a good right, right, there.

Speaker 4 (33:23):
Yeah, what, Yeah, all right.

Speaker 14 (33:26):
And other entertainment news, we are praying for comedian Tracy
Morgan yet again. Tracy Morgan was sitting courtside at the
New York Nicks versus Miami Heat game when he got really,
really sick. He vomited on the arena floor. He had
a bloody nose. Tracy had to leave the game in
a wheelchair. And fans are sending Yeah, fans are sending

(33:49):
nothing but well wishers and love to Tracy Morgan. We
all remember, of course, back in twenty fourteen when Tracy
had multiple health issues after a Walmart tractor trailer hid
his vehicle, putting him in a coma for two weeks
and killing another passenger. So definitely prayers going out to
Trombon Morgan.

Speaker 2 (34:07):
Yeah, it was sure something. It was something they had
to delay the game. Of course it was back to jesieagn.

Speaker 12 (34:15):
I didn't know that, Yeah, definitely, definitely.

Speaker 14 (34:19):
And finally, in entertainment news, Cleveland Browns quarterback Deshaun Watson,
who is engaged to his longtime girlfriend Jilly Jilly, posted
a picture of her wearing a huge diamond ring with
the caption missus Watson loading. According to ap Sports. The
couple has been dating for a while now and stayed

(34:40):
together amid accusations back in twenty twenty one and twenty
two by more than two dozen women that Watson sexually
assaulted and harassed them during massage therapy sessions in Houston
when he played for the Texans. Two grand juries declined
to indict him. But congratulations on the engagement.

Speaker 12 (35:01):
Yeah what tom Yeah.

Speaker 1 (35:05):
Yeah, congratulations.

Speaker 10 (35:09):
I thought the ring. The ring is pretty ring.

Speaker 4 (35:12):
It's beautiful.

Speaker 12 (35:12):
She's beautiful too.

Speaker 3 (35:13):
Yeah, talk about I'm not saying that ring. Talking about
the ring, I'm not saying that.

Speaker 13 (35:21):
Well, the ring looks like, uh, he went a few
months without massages.

Speaker 10 (35:26):
They looked like that.

Speaker 13 (35:27):
They looked like everyone really focused on That's not that's
not talking about the situation. I'm talking about the ring, right,
I am talking about.

Speaker 6 (35:39):
The ring.

Speaker 13 (35:40):
Looks like he went months and months without getting massaged.

Speaker 1 (35:44):
He's saying, what do you mean by that?

Speaker 12 (35:45):
How does it look like save money?

Speaker 1 (35:48):
Yeah?

Speaker 13 (35:49):
He said, like money, Like you know, he had plenty
of money go on the ring because because he wasn't
paying for massage.

Speaker 3 (35:56):
Tommy, you got out of there with.

Speaker 6 (36:00):
The ring.

Speaker 13 (36:01):
Looks like he missed a lot of massages. That's what
it looks like, probably like a year. That's a nice ring.

Speaker 12 (36:09):
A lot, Yeah.

Speaker 13 (36:11):
That's a lot. So he was probably pretty stiff when
he gave it to her, you.

Speaker 6 (36:15):
Know what I mean.

Speaker 13 (36:16):
Oh my gosh, his body was real stiff. You know
what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (36:20):
He was, Oh, okay, muscles and oh he's aching, Oh
he's aching.

Speaker 1 (36:26):
Oh yeah, the boy ate That boy back messed up right.

Speaker 12 (36:29):
Now, he's badly in need of a rub down.

Speaker 13 (36:33):
That hot, cold plunge is necessary.

Speaker 10 (36:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (36:37):
Are you quite done, sir?

Speaker 10 (36:40):
We thought about the ring, that's what you.

Speaker 12 (36:45):
Well.

Speaker 14 (36:45):
Congratulations to Shaun Watson and Jolly coming up at twenty
minutes after the hour, husband's fake restaurant proposal, prank for
free drink sparks and online debate on social media.

Speaker 12 (36:56):
We'll talk about it right after this.

Speaker 14 (37:00):
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Speaker 14 (37:36):
According to the Today Show, a couple full of the restaurant,
a whole restaurant of people in Hawaii with a fake
proposal with him getting down on one knee and everything okay,
in an effort to score free drinks. They were doing
they were already a couple, okay. They posted a video.
This woman posted a video of her husband pretending to

(37:59):
pop the quest, which worked. It did work, and it
got them some free margarita's. But a lot of people
call them out over the prank. Comments range from quote,
I consider that theft to deceiving people is not the
win you think it is. Wow, these people are serious
hunh that's a good yeah? Yes, right, and neither are

(38:21):
other people. They came to the couple's defense, including one
who wrote, before you all start judging, have you ever
faked a birthday to get free deserts?

Speaker 12 (38:29):
Okay?

Speaker 14 (38:30):
The eighteen second clip of the lovebird proposal with people
clapping and cheering and all that went viral with more
than thirty eight million views. Okay, thirty eight million views.
So here's a question for you, King of Pranks. Yes, ma'am,
what do you think about this fake proposal? You're feeling it?

Speaker 10 (38:48):
Huh, that's all.

Speaker 1 (38:50):
I'm not mad.

Speaker 10 (38:51):
This is all.

Speaker 13 (38:51):
I personally have had at least seventeen birthdays in one
year at Benegon's when we was coming up.

Speaker 10 (38:58):
I ain't gonna lie to you.

Speaker 13 (39:00):
Get that browniebout just so I could get that brownie
bottom pie. I have at least sixteen birthdays in one year.
So back in my twenties, I was eating that brown bot.
I was by the time I was turned twenty two.
I really should have been thirty something. I had that, man.

Speaker 14 (39:20):
Yeah, because Bennigan's was before cheesecake factory, all of that.

Speaker 12 (39:27):
Yeah, Bennigains.

Speaker 14 (39:28):
Yes, yes, yes, all right, so yeah, okay, King of Pranks,
you approved.

Speaker 13 (39:32):
I approve, I approve. I got nothing wrong with this.
I ain't nothing wrong with a good prank, y'all. You
get that, and you get some top chip Mark ritas.

Speaker 14 (39:39):
They were happy, But you know, everybody's so serious now,
no one could take a joke.

Speaker 13 (39:45):
You can take that on tour and really get you
some nice little little.

Speaker 1 (39:49):
Person on tour.

Speaker 13 (39:51):
I'm sorry, call I can get I can ask you
to maryor me and the cheesecake factory. I can we
can leave there, okay, asked you to mayor me over
them Bennie Hannods, ain't no telling them we might get
some night. Let's go over the slide over there with JR.

Speaker 1 (40:07):
That chili is.

Speaker 10 (40:07):
I can ask you to.

Speaker 3 (40:12):
Good we're gonna get remarried because well, you know what,
I had to pray for drinks for them people. Oh
this is this is beautiful.

Speaker 12 (40:23):
So there you go.

Speaker 3 (40:24):
I'm talking about my tuxedo and put your wed dress
on and walk in here with me.

Speaker 1 (40:30):
Nice here. Yeah, it was a home run hitter.

Speaker 12 (40:35):
I like it. Okay, all right, yeah people didn't like it,
but whatever.

Speaker 14 (40:40):
Think I got preaching that is crazy and the King
of Pranks approves. The King of Pranks approused.

Speaker 12 (40:49):
All right, guys, thank you.

Speaker 14 (40:50):
Coming up at thirty four minutes after the hour, it
is spring break. We're gonna talk about it right after this.
You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. It's spring break and
a lot of families go on vacation, and some kids
travel without their families.

Speaker 12 (41:06):
We all know that to be true.

Speaker 14 (41:08):
So Carla, you and your family just did a college
tour for your spring break for your daughter Tasha. So
tell us about it. How was your trip? And part
two of this question, can you guys share your favorite
spring break memories?

Speaker 12 (41:22):
Let's go okay, yeah, so well you.

Speaker 4 (41:24):
Went to Yeah, we went to New Orleans. We grove
from Houston to New Orleans and it was really good
road trip.

Speaker 1 (41:31):
Uh uh huh.

Speaker 4 (41:33):
To college visits.

Speaker 2 (41:35):
We went to Xavier University of Louisiana because you know,
to HBCU x you come, you know, But anyway, we
went to Xavier. This school is a fantastic university, has
a i guess, one of the top countries, one of

(41:56):
the top universities HBCUs in the country getting kids medical
Black kids to medical school.

Speaker 4 (42:03):
Their rate is outstanding.

Speaker 14 (42:05):
So love questions, stop right there for saying did you
know that before?

Speaker 12 (42:09):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (42:10):
Okay, yeah, okay, yeah, So you know, my husband's from
New Orleans.

Speaker 4 (42:14):
So Tasha's getting all excited.

Speaker 2 (42:15):
She's walking around, Yeah when I go to school here
and her dad, my husband's like yeah, yeah, So you know,
we and She looked at him.

Speaker 4 (42:22):
She said we She said, oh, I'm from here. We're
about to get a place. We're gonna be Oh.

Speaker 14 (42:28):
Lord, daddy god, she said, We're gonna be right here
kicking it.

Speaker 3 (42:36):
We gonna all have some fun.

Speaker 4 (42:38):
That was really cool.

Speaker 2 (42:39):
Then we went to LSU, went down the stream can
Rude to check out LSU nice. Of course, was not
the Love Death Valley, that big old stadium down at
LSU Tigers. So it was a really really good trip.
I went to the casino in New Orleans, and you
know she did. But look they carved you when you
get right in, like you have to have your I

(43:00):
d ready. So I came back, you know, I came
back to the room and was telling everybody, and Tasha said,
so why did they card you?

Speaker 12 (43:10):
Don't they know?

Speaker 2 (43:11):
So we standing outside at the ballet at the hotel and.

Speaker 4 (43:15):
Man, we looked at each other. He say, be your
own people.

Speaker 12 (43:18):
It chick kids.

Speaker 2 (43:22):
Lost story short spring break. These kids get trips and things,
college visits. What about you guys? Did you all do
all this on spring break?

Speaker 4 (43:31):
I know I did, no, exactly.

Speaker 13 (43:34):
Not not like every every spring break. My wife, It's
it's like in Stone, we're trying to go somewhere. We're finished.
It's just a built in vacation. When when I was
on spring break, we was headed to Gavest to the
Kappa Beach party.

Speaker 1 (43:47):
That's what that was it?

Speaker 12 (43:49):
That was it?

Speaker 14 (43:50):
Okay, Well something happened because I had to be home
cleaning up.

Speaker 2 (43:54):
Cleaning up right, Yes, I prefer to do that.

Speaker 3 (43:59):
Shure that friend break was horrible.

Speaker 12 (44:01):
Because I lived with my mom, So yeah, you had
to clean up.

Speaker 3 (44:05):
Right about break inded with old people. I ain't like that.
What what you mean? So where we went it was
somebody house. We going to the old though in the
city that got something going on. We've in know Land
though we ain't nowhere down there bred we we we
we we in uh uh, what's it?

Speaker 1 (44:27):
Louisia crying in Louisia.

Speaker 14 (44:29):
For what not?

Speaker 4 (44:30):
New Orleans nowhere crying.

Speaker 3 (44:33):
Not even New It was fun.

Speaker 12 (44:35):
We were just old.

Speaker 3 (44:37):
Did y'all know? That was an older Oklahoma? I do older,
older older Oklahoma. We're there.

Speaker 1 (44:46):
It's just and bren.

Speaker 13 (44:48):
You should have got some bluebell ice cream if you.

Speaker 3 (44:52):
Why are we here though there's nothing to do with
Chase cows?

Speaker 12 (44:54):
Why come to Chicago with me? Clean?

Speaker 10 (44:58):
Up.

Speaker 3 (44:58):
We wouldn't never go to Chicago. Yeah, we go are Hammon.

Speaker 12 (45:03):
Indiana, just outside that.

Speaker 14 (45:05):
We ain't.

Speaker 4 (45:05):
We ain't gonna be in Chicago.

Speaker 12 (45:07):
Not in the big city though, right.

Speaker 3 (45:09):
No, why am I in Louisville's five Black People back
in eighty five? There's five black people love I met
them all.

Speaker 4 (45:22):
No beach, no resorts. No, I wasn't.

Speaker 3 (45:27):
I didn't see a resort. And I started working with
y'all that time. I had a star resort working with y'all.

Speaker 12 (45:33):
Junior, you have not lived, You have not lived.

Speaker 4 (45:36):
Yeah, I can't stand spring break.

Speaker 14 (45:39):
Yeah, it doesn't hold great memories for me either, Junior.

Speaker 12 (45:43):
I'm looking at these kids like wow.

Speaker 14 (45:45):
All right, coming up next, and it's a brank phone
call from the nephew.

Speaker 12 (45:48):
Right after this, you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 14 (45:54):
Coming up at the top of the hour, right about
four minutes after, it's my Strawberry letter for today, and
the subject that something keeps coming up missing, something keeps
coming up missing. Oh yeah, this doesn't sound good. We'll
get into it and find out what it's all about
in just a little bit, because right now the nephew
is right here with today's prank.

Speaker 12 (46:16):
Phone call what you got for us?

Speaker 8 (46:17):
Now?

Speaker 13 (46:17):
You know what? Surely this prank right here. You know
a lot of people don't understand my titles. Well, my
titles are dear to me, you know the way, you know,
because you know I really you know, it's it's it's
it's from it's what's from the heart. You know what
I mean. And I know you will understand this. You
guys will understand the title of this prank because a
lot of men have done this. A lot of men
have done this, and you know what I'm saying. A

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lot of men have done it and understand it is
what it is. So the title is I'm dreaming of
your wife? What I'm dreaming of?

Speaker 14 (46:52):
What?

Speaker 13 (46:53):
But you ain't never dreamt You ain't never dreamt about
nobody's wife before. Dad, look look me at my face
and tell me your hair your hair. I'm not You
ain't ever woke up in the middle of like, oh
my god.

Speaker 3 (47:09):
Where's your wife while you dreaming? And where is she
at right next to him?

Speaker 13 (47:14):
Well, that's not don't answer me nothing like that. That's
you don't put people on the spot like that.

Speaker 4 (47:22):
No, No, don't do that.

Speaker 1 (47:24):
Jr.

Speaker 10 (47:24):
How dare you? How dare you?

Speaker 1 (47:26):
Let's go, cat dog, I'm dreaming of your wife.

Speaker 6 (47:31):
Hello, I'm trying to reach Winston. It'ston Hey once. How
you doing man? This is Kevin Man. I actually, uh,
I work with your wife Renee. We met a couple
of times, man at uh at the job. I think
you might have been taking a lunch or something. I
work like on the floor above.

Speaker 8 (47:47):
Hey, what's up, dude?

Speaker 6 (47:49):
Are you doing today? Man?

Speaker 8 (47:50):
I'm doing good?

Speaker 7 (47:51):
Man?

Speaker 6 (47:51):
All right?

Speaker 8 (47:51):
What's up?

Speaker 14 (47:52):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (47:52):
Yeah, I wanted to reach out to you, man, and
I had some personal I wanted to holler at you
a bot, you know, personal? Yeah?

Speaker 8 (48:01):
What personal?

Speaker 6 (48:02):
Like? What?

Speaker 14 (48:02):
Dude?

Speaker 6 (48:03):
Well?

Speaker 8 (48:04):
Who is this?

Speaker 6 (48:05):
My name is Kevin? Uh? Like I said, Uh, I work.
I work on the on the seventh floor. Your wife
is on the sixth. But you know we met a
couple of times, right, Yeah, I know you said that.

Speaker 8 (48:14):
I'm trying to picture your face.

Speaker 6 (48:15):
What's up, though? Dog? Me? What's up? Okay? You're Uh?
How's you and Renee's relationship going? Man? What how's y'all's
relationship going? What they got to do? What you do?
I mean, I mean y'all y'all, I mean I'm just
y'all been getting along and they.

Speaker 8 (48:31):
Meet me, me and Renee. Fine, but what they got?

Speaker 6 (48:33):
Watch?

Speaker 8 (48:34):
Hold on, hold on? You say you want to talk
to me about some person? You got some person by
my wife?

Speaker 6 (48:38):
Well some person. I was like, what what I wanted
to tell you? Man? Is that for some reason? Man,
I've been having uh off and on man every other day,
I've been having these these dreams at night, please dream
like what dude? Well, every one of these dreams, man,
Renee being them? Really?

Speaker 8 (48:55):
So? So you you work with my wife right and
you call him my phone telling me you haven't dream
about my wife?

Speaker 6 (49:00):
Boy? Just you know, why are you dreaming about my wife? Well?

Speaker 8 (49:03):
This is you know, don'try you're at work right now?

Speaker 6 (49:07):
No, I'm not at work right now, but not not
or but nothing.

Speaker 8 (49:10):
Let me tell you something to be calling me talking
about you for they have a dream about my wife?

Speaker 6 (49:13):
What's going on with you?

Speaker 14 (49:14):
My wife?

Speaker 8 (49:15):
What's your name? Kevin? I'll tell you what. I'm on
my way up there right to hell now.

Speaker 6 (49:19):
No, man, I'm not at the job. I'm not where
you at you at time.

Speaker 8 (49:22):
Let's let's let they get up to tell why don't
you want let's have face to faith.

Speaker 6 (49:26):
You want.

Speaker 8 (49:28):
You get my number? Why you give my number?

Speaker 6 (49:30):
Answer my question? Now? I asked. I asked one of
the guys at the job for your number, man, because doctor,
you know, I wanted to be man the man and
just talking to you.

Speaker 8 (49:37):
You know, so y'all sitting there and have a conversation
about my wife on the job. Okay, you know what
it is?

Speaker 12 (49:43):
Our good?

Speaker 8 (49:44):
Uh let me uh this show number my call out
d right now. I'm let me call you right back.

Speaker 6 (49:48):
No no, no, no, hold on, hold on but.

Speaker 8 (49:51):
Not nothing, hold up? You calling my dreams about my face?

Speaker 6 (49:56):
Well, man, I'm just I'm just trying to be real
with you, and that's what I wanted to see. Ye
say that. I'm gonna be real with you too.

Speaker 8 (50:01):
I'm gonna come woo yo.

Speaker 6 (50:02):
But I want to I want to see how your
relationship is going.

Speaker 8 (50:06):
Man, Man, say what you gotta say.

Speaker 6 (50:09):
Do okay, because see, dog, if these dreams keep happening,
it must be faith. Man, it must be to me
and Hug are meant for each other.

Speaker 11 (50:17):
Down.

Speaker 8 (50:17):
I don't know, I don't know what you smoke. I
don't know who the here you are. But I promise
you this. When I get off my job today, I'm
coming to wook yours. And if I found out that
you're doing that, they calling my house and hanging up.
You ain't got nothing that I can tell you.

Speaker 6 (50:30):
What? Don't the work? Don't? Okay, okay, look look let
me in man. Man? Why is she in all my dreams? Man?
Why is she there?

Speaker 8 (50:38):
Dream about money?

Speaker 6 (50:39):
What? I fuck?

Speaker 8 (50:39):
Probably because you look for that for my wife?

Speaker 6 (50:41):
What gonna do is you? Man?

Speaker 8 (50:43):
Now, he's not doing that till get to that looking
wife every day? What kind of work you do? Huh?
You said?

Speaker 11 (50:49):
Man?

Speaker 6 (50:49):
You are going to flow above her?

Speaker 8 (50:50):
Is that why she can't need me for lunch?

Speaker 6 (50:52):
No? No, no, I'm in the accounting department. Man, No,
I don't know nothing.

Speaker 8 (50:56):
What do you were? You finna be in the department
that it's by five a minute?

Speaker 6 (51:00):
Man, don't you understand that it's got to be fake?
If she keeps showing up? You know? You know?

Speaker 5 (51:05):
What does hold on?

Speaker 8 (51:06):
What? What is your last name?

Speaker 6 (51:07):
Dude?

Speaker 8 (51:08):
I got your number? You say you work on the
seventh floor or the second floor before you work on.

Speaker 6 (51:12):
I work on the seventh floor. That ain't what you want.

Speaker 8 (51:14):
You ain't got something to do with first, your lad's name.

Speaker 6 (51:16):
My last name is well. Why is she showing up
in my dream? Why is she kissing me in my dreams?

Speaker 3 (51:22):
Man?

Speaker 8 (51:22):
I don't let let me tell you something. I don't
know what the hell kind of dreams your is happening.
But when I beat ya, you gonna swear to God
you're gonna have with them mother Luther King dreams. You
understand me. When I get to your job tomorrow morning,
I don't give it. Who do you call? Let's believe
it on to be outside waiting for you?

Speaker 6 (51:36):
Okay? Why making love to me man in these dreams?
Because it's just passionate man, Renee love me and I
love her.

Speaker 8 (51:43):
Man, Listen, I'm calling my wife's name, calling my wife's name.

Speaker 6 (51:48):
What what what you want me to call? You? Do
you know me?

Speaker 8 (51:50):
You say you know me right? So you know why
I am right?

Speaker 6 (51:52):
I ment her a couple of times.

Speaker 8 (51:54):
Man, if you know what I'm calling Renee when I
get out there, call what you gave you my number?
I don't gave you my number.

Speaker 6 (52:01):
You so violent. I don't even want to tell you
the dude that gave me to do you man.

Speaker 8 (52:04):
To tell me that you having a dreams sleeping and kissing.
I'm like, wife, tell me they can't you?

Speaker 6 (52:08):
Why not? Why? Why is your wife kissing me back? Well?

Speaker 8 (52:11):
You money kissing me? You know, dream about my wife
and I'm gonna come her. She gonna get off the
go with you. You need that. You have anything else
you want to say to me?

Speaker 6 (52:20):
Okay? So so so what I'm supposed to do when
I'm sleep and she show up? I'm supposed to awake up.

Speaker 8 (52:25):
I don't give what you're doing. Just say if all
I can, I'm gonna call you a threeway with Renee.
I want you to tell me that with all.

Speaker 6 (52:32):
The phone man, I don't even want to go through.
I thought we could call and talk reasonable life, like
me and dog.

Speaker 8 (52:37):
We're gonna talk about now. Why don't come come see
me face to face right now? You coming down the phone?
Come see me right now? Come see me right to hell?
Now where you at? I come see you? You ain't got
away show gad man, come see you don't.

Speaker 6 (52:48):
Want to do up? Man, I'm finna take some sleeping
pills so I can get back to my dream.

Speaker 8 (52:51):
You're finna take this. Look this is what you're about
to take that I got I got everything I need
to know. I will be on the seventh floor to
my way for you. I got a special delivery for
your Do you understand me? Now?

Speaker 6 (53:02):
What? What? What? Let me call her first? Mothering? Hey,
I I'll call Renee because me.

Speaker 8 (53:09):
Don't you call me? How to hear you getting nothing?
Neither way? How you're getting my wife number?

Speaker 6 (53:13):
And let me? Renee called me?

Speaker 8 (53:16):
Man, she tells you, oh, hold on, my wife calls you,
so you don't tell you?

Speaker 6 (53:21):
Okay, okay, Well let me say this though to you.
Let me say this to you. Wants to your wife
called me and she wanted me to call you.

Speaker 8 (53:28):
Oh my, oh my? What I told you to call me?

Speaker 6 (53:32):
Right? Come right? Okay? But I wasn't but but but
listen to me once for what? What?

Speaker 8 (53:36):
Then? My wife don't call?

Speaker 6 (53:38):
No? She she wanted me to call you. I'm nephew
Tommy from the Steve Harbin morning and show.

Speaker 8 (53:48):
Y'all wrong for that. Y'all wrong for that, doll? You
know now you're wrong for that.

Speaker 6 (53:53):
Dog.

Speaker 8 (53:55):
Let me tell you something. Me to to go to
other job, get to hell out of whoever came me.
I'm hot as you man. You over there, dude, you off.

Speaker 6 (54:06):
You're off. Oh man, hey man, I got one more
thing as you Winston. What's the baddest that, I mean,
the baddest radio show in the last dog.

Speaker 8 (54:14):
You already know what the business is man, the Steve
Harby Morning, the show player.

Speaker 10 (54:22):
Boy.

Speaker 13 (54:22):
Y'all better get me some praise and prank up in
here this morning. Come on, come up, come up too
good A nephew something ye crazy. Somebody got to do it,
shirt sule. Somebody got to be stupid, okay, and I
chose myself.

Speaker 1 (54:35):
Somebody got to do it. I will be stupid.

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Speaker 14 (55:02):
Here all right, Thank you, nephew coming up next. It's
my strawberry letter for today. And the subject is something
keeps coming up missing. We'll get into it right after this.
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Speaker 12 (56:14):
It is letter, all right, Thank you, nephew.

Speaker 14 (56:18):
First of all, before we get into the Strawberry letter quickly,
I'd like to say thank you to Megan Taylor and
all of the women of her Women in Radio Conference
this past weekend. It was awesome. It was in Atlanta.
We had a great time. Yes, yes, yes, our girl
Mississippi Monica presented me with a Trailblazer Award, and we

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just had so much fun. I mean, hey, we really
really had a great time. Thank you guys.

Speaker 12 (56:43):
Yeah, it was fun.

Speaker 14 (56:44):
It was I was honored, you know, surprised and honored
at the same time.

Speaker 12 (56:48):
Thank you, guys. But we have fun. Monica and I clowned.

Speaker 14 (56:51):
Monica interviewed me before we I was presented with the award,
and that was just a hoot, to say the leader. Y,
I got a call yesterday.

Speaker 3 (57:03):
Sure, I just got a call yesterday. I'm getting the
Women in Radio Award next year.

Speaker 12 (57:07):
See there, see there, look at that, and you're to
be there.

Speaker 13 (57:10):
You're going to be there or I'm going down.

Speaker 3 (57:15):
I ain't never got an a ward, ain't gaven.

Speaker 14 (57:16):
A war for This was the ninth annual Women and
Radio Conference. Uh, we have them every year. So if
you're a woman in Radio we invite you to come
on down. We have a blast every single year. Thank
you guys so much for your participation. All right, so
let's get to the letter. The subject is something keeps
coming up missing Dear Stephen Shirley. I got reacquainted with

(57:40):
an ex and he has been a godsend to me
and my two children for the past year. I've let
him stay over a lot because some days I work
late and some mornings I leave early, so he helps
me with the boys. He's been good about buying groceries
and helping out financially. The sex has always been good,
so oh, I'm happy with him. When the boys go

(58:02):
to their father's house for the weekend, I go spend
time over my boyfriend's house. We got into a heated
discussion the other day because I told him my sons
are irresponsible and they throw my silverware away and are
eating all of their cereals and snacks up as soon
as I buy them. I threatened to put a lock
on my pantry door. He calmed me down and said

(58:25):
that wasn't necessary. He talked to the boys. This past weekend,
I stayed at his place. I had a salad, so
I went to get a fork and saw three of
my forks were in my boyfriend's drawer. Then he comes
out of the bedroom wearing my slippers and walked into
the kitchen to make himself a turkey sandwich with the

(58:46):
three slices of turkey that I was looking for at
my house to make myself a sandwich the other day. Wow,
this has gotten real petty. Lucky for him, he had
his own bread. I asked him if if he was
the reason that stuff has been disappearing at my house,
and he said yes, like it was no big deal.

(59:06):
He said he took food from my house a few
times so he wouldn't have to go to the store
in the snow. He showed me a box of my
kids roll ups, and he said he took a new
tube of toothpaste from my linen closet last week. Is
this acceptable? Am I being petty for being mad about this?
What's wrong with him?

Speaker 12 (59:27):
Okay? These are some of the things that have been missing.

Speaker 14 (59:29):
Umbrellas, forks, house shoes, toothpaste, kids, fruit, roll ups, lunch meat,
and I keep finding stuff. So what maybe there is
Maybe he's a klepto. I don't know, Maybe there is
a little something wrong with him, or maybe he just
thinks that taking this stuff since they're together, is no
big deal. But the problem with taking stuff is that

(59:51):
you've got to let the other person know. You got
to ask them. She'll probably say yes because she's really
filling you and she's loving you and all of that.
So all you have to do is ask, baby, can
I take.

Speaker 12 (01:00:02):
A tube of toothpaste?

Speaker 6 (01:00:03):
Baby?

Speaker 3 (01:00:04):
Uh?

Speaker 12 (01:00:04):
You know I grabbed a fork? You do you mind?

Speaker 14 (01:00:07):
I'll bring it back. And why are you just taking
it and not bringing the stuff back? So are you
saying that he's a great guy but he's a thief
because that's what it sounds like. And wait a minute, though,
he's taking food from your kids? What is he doing
with the kids?

Speaker 12 (01:00:21):
Fruit? Fruit roll ups?

Speaker 14 (01:00:23):
And and they're cereal? Come on, now, he does have
a little bit of a problem. I would say, Uh,
stealing is a crime. I don't care if it is
roll ups. You gotta tell people, you gotta you just
can't take stuff. It's not your house. And she doesn't
do it. So you know you really like him. The
sex is great and all that, he's been a godsend.

Speaker 12 (01:00:44):
These are your words, but you need.

Speaker 14 (01:00:46):
To really have a serious talk with him about stealing
three slices of turkey meat. Yeah, that's petty, So why
is he doing this? Come on, you need to have
a serious talk with him. Taking stuff is not cool,
all right? Come on, nephew, Oh, come on, y'all. What
is the big deal? We together?

Speaker 12 (01:01:08):
Ain't we?

Speaker 1 (01:01:09):
We together? What's the big deal?

Speaker 6 (01:01:11):
Yes?

Speaker 13 (01:01:12):
I took your sons Oskamaia lunchables. What is the big deal?
Why aren't you tripping on my this?

Speaker 1 (01:01:18):
We together? What's the big deal?

Speaker 6 (01:01:21):
Yes?

Speaker 13 (01:01:21):
I got his PlayStation. I was playing Fortnite. But what
is the big deal?

Speaker 10 (01:01:26):
What?

Speaker 1 (01:01:26):
What? Why are you getting in an uproar behind this?

Speaker 6 (01:01:29):
What?

Speaker 13 (01:01:30):
Okay? Yes, yes, I have your frying pan. And I
took the fish that was in the freezer. Okay, but
it was been to expire, so yes, I brought it
home in fried Friday.

Speaker 1 (01:01:41):
What is the big deal? Okay?

Speaker 13 (01:01:44):
Why are you you just you just I don't understand. Yes,
I took your your kids TV. I'm trying to watch
March Madness. Okay, I'm trying to watch March Madness. These
kids ain't watching this TV. Why are y'all tripping on this?

Speaker 12 (01:01:58):
Oh?

Speaker 10 (01:01:59):
Yes I did.

Speaker 1 (01:02:00):
I rode your son's bike to get some exercise. I
just haven't brought it back open it yet.

Speaker 10 (01:02:06):
What is the big deal?

Speaker 1 (01:02:07):
Why is it tripping?

Speaker 6 (01:02:09):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (01:02:10):
Those are your panties. Okay, my draws was dirty. My
draws was dirty. Hey, I had with.

Speaker 12 (01:02:17):
Some ow nephew.

Speaker 14 (01:02:21):
With part two of our responses to the Strawberry letter
at twenty three minutes after today's subject is someone keeps
something keeps coming up missing.

Speaker 12 (01:02:31):
We heard from me, we heard from Tommy. We're gonna
hear from Junior coming up right after this.

Speaker 1 (01:02:36):
Y'all, don't even use that, Michael Wayne that.

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we're going to recap today's Strawberry letter. The subject is
something keeps coming up missing, as long as it's something
and not someone I found in this.

Speaker 12 (01:03:39):
Letter to be the case. Yeah, all right.

Speaker 14 (01:03:42):
A woman wrote in she just got reacquainted with an
exit she used to date, and she's saying that, you know,
this guy is good to her, he's godsend, actually, and
he's been good to her and her two kids.

Speaker 12 (01:03:54):
They've been together for the past year.

Speaker 14 (01:03:56):
She lets them stay over because you know, some days
she works late and he takes care of her two
sons for her. He's been good about buying groceries, he
helps out financially, and all that's great. She said, the
sex is great, all of that. So she's really happy
with him. But yeah, what's the big deal. She wants
to know if this is petty because certain things in

(01:04:18):
a house have come up missing and she's blaming it
on the boys. Now she talked to her man about it.
He said, you know, don't be mad at the boys.
I'll talk to him. I'll talk to them. Well, that
was his opportunity right there to tell her it was him,
it's him, it's not the boys.

Speaker 12 (01:04:36):
But he didn't do that. He kept going.

Speaker 14 (01:04:38):
He let her go on and think that it was
from the boys, that the boys were taking the stuff.
Now here's some of the things that he has taken.
He's taken umbrellas, he's taken forks from her, you know,
flatware collection, he's taken shoes, toothpaste, the kids, fruit roll ups,
they're cereal lunch meat. And she keeps finding things missing.
So she wants to know is this acceptable? And is

(01:05:02):
she being petty? And what's wrong with him? There is
something wrong with him, I said, Tommy said, what's the
big deal?

Speaker 12 (01:05:09):
They're together, aren't they. Junior?

Speaker 1 (01:05:11):
What do you say, Junior?

Speaker 12 (01:05:14):
What what do you say? Yeah, Junior, I'm confused.

Speaker 3 (01:05:19):
I don't know which man we talking to.

Speaker 8 (01:05:21):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (01:05:22):
Is it the the ex? Is it the boyfriend? You
got too much stuff going because every time y'all have sex,
something coming up missing. Oh, you're blaming every time you
sleep with this man on fork come up missing. You
may now lunch meat come up missing. I know one
thing Jamal Bryanton told y'all we boycott and target because

(01:05:42):
y'all damn jore down there. I know that everything that
you keep coming up missing come from Target. Umbrellas, lunch meat,
what if fruit? Roland all, that's that target, y'all. He
told y'all this forty days, no shot, that's target.

Speaker 10 (01:05:55):
Y'all.

Speaker 3 (01:05:55):
Take y'all any time, y'all sleep together, y'all keep going
down there. I don't know which you want us to
say about this letter. We have grown people here. We
don't have stuff that's missing. Nobody on this show got
something that's missing in their house. Where do I? Where
do I care?

Speaker 1 (01:06:12):
At?

Speaker 3 (01:06:12):
An umbrella come up missing? I'll tell you what. Still
an umbrella and nobody saw it. You don't know who
has it? Lunch me, y'all. Y'all even got specific three
pieces of lunch?

Speaker 1 (01:06:25):
Really that really three pieces?

Speaker 3 (01:06:29):
I don't know what type of relationship you got going on.
You needn't leave that man alone or that ex loan
because stuff keep coming up missing. It ain't you boys.
They are the only two honest men in there is
the boys.

Speaker 12 (01:06:40):
Yes, didn't.

Speaker 14 (01:06:43):
But Junior, tell me why didn't he admit it when
she when? Why didn't he come clean when she talked
to him about it and was blaming the boys?

Speaker 12 (01:06:51):
Why didn't he say it?

Speaker 1 (01:06:51):
Thing?

Speaker 3 (01:06:52):
Man is this? This is the axe? Is the boyfriend?
Which one?

Speaker 14 (01:06:54):
Well okay, this we're talking about the man she's with
now who is her ex?

Speaker 12 (01:06:58):
But he she still did aid him.

Speaker 3 (01:07:00):
What the boyfriend?

Speaker 1 (01:07:01):
It's the same guy.

Speaker 12 (01:07:02):
So it's yeah, they're one and the same.

Speaker 1 (01:07:04):
Junior, Yeah, they're back together.

Speaker 3 (01:07:07):
Okay, I didn't see. I didn't know that.

Speaker 12 (01:07:09):
It was no, no, no, no, no, it's just one man.

Speaker 1 (01:07:12):
So two men. They do go visit their their father.

Speaker 12 (01:07:16):
Yeah, their dad, boys do.

Speaker 6 (01:07:19):
So.

Speaker 14 (01:07:20):
But she's talking about her ex that she reacquainted and
and and rekindled a relationship with.

Speaker 12 (01:07:25):
That's who she's talking about.

Speaker 14 (01:07:27):
So my question is why didn't he come clean when
she talked to him about it when she thought it
was her boys deal?

Speaker 13 (01:07:32):
Let me say this, probably would have had to come
clean about everything. He probably stole stuff the first time
they were together that we don't.

Speaker 12 (01:07:39):
Know that the first place she was.

Speaker 1 (01:07:43):
Missing, where's my car? I know my boys had a dog.

Speaker 3 (01:07:50):
Where all kinds of stuff.

Speaker 12 (01:07:54):
I see that as a problem.

Speaker 14 (01:07:55):
Though, I do see that as a problem because he
let her go ahead and think that it was her
boy said nothing, said nothing. She told him her boys
were irresponsible. These are all chances for you to speak up, sir.
You know, I don't care if he is helping you
out financially.

Speaker 3 (01:08:11):
I don't care if his own point though they take
the lunch meet when.

Speaker 4 (01:08:20):
Right, isn't it go ahead?

Speaker 1 (01:08:23):
But you know how, you're so smooth with it.

Speaker 13 (01:08:26):
He actually telling Eli and her while he in her
flip flops though.

Speaker 12 (01:08:30):
He got you.

Speaker 14 (01:08:34):
But he thinks this is okay because he just said, yeah,
it's no big deal.

Speaker 12 (01:08:38):
Yeah I took it.

Speaker 14 (01:08:40):
I took some toothpastes from your linen closet because I didn't,
you know, I didn't want to stop by the store.

Speaker 12 (01:08:45):
What bas.

Speaker 3 (01:08:49):
If we go to his apartment, all her stuff over there,
If we just go.

Speaker 14 (01:08:52):
Over there, that's where she found her forks. Yeah, that's
where she found her forks at his house. She thought
her boys were throwing them away. What is wrong with him?

Speaker 13 (01:09:02):
You don't you don't need all that deodorant. You do
not need all that deodor.

Speaker 14 (01:09:06):
Every everything he doesn't ask her can he have it?

Speaker 3 (01:09:11):
She just ten hankers right now, Hanks, He got.

Speaker 12 (01:09:16):
Her clothes, just in the closet floor, just on there.
Just all right, guys, Thank you.

Speaker 14 (01:09:21):
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Speaker 12 (01:09:35):
Right after this.

Speaker 1 (01:09:36):
You're talking about the couch that was in a living room.

Speaker 12 (01:09:39):
Yes, you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 11 (01:09:44):
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Speaker 13 (01:10:05):
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Speaker 14 (01:10:16):
It is time now for junior and sports talk what
you got junior.

Speaker 3 (01:10:20):
Well, before we get to that, Charley, I have to
talk about the Mother's Love and Laughter comedy show with
me and Sheryl Underwood in Jacksonville, Florida, at the Terry
Theater on Mother's Day. That's why I called Mother's Love
Comedy Show.

Speaker 10 (01:10:34):
That's what.

Speaker 3 (01:10:34):
Okay, Tommy already going down there before I even get
to he already dined.

Speaker 10 (01:10:39):
He's doing no eggs though, no e.

Speaker 3 (01:10:43):
Let's talk about it. In the NFL bad Cooper Cup
Wilde receiver for the Los Angeles Rams was released and
that he's picked up again. He got a three year,
forty five dollars deal with the Seattle Seahawks. What is
the Texas doing? Do we we need receivers?

Speaker 10 (01:10:58):
We need?

Speaker 1 (01:10:58):
Were we're doing there, Stephanie?

Speaker 3 (01:11:02):
Did we need to receive We don't even we don't
even go get pro bowlers. But that's okay.

Speaker 1 (01:11:07):
Though he got We gotta trust the coach though, we
gotta trust that he goes.

Speaker 6 (01:11:12):
We do.

Speaker 3 (01:11:12):
Now let's talk about this too. Now, I really want
to talk about this because you know tonight, you know,
the n c w A tournament starts, and Mark, you
know we're gonna be around the country having a bunch
of basketball games. You know, we can get all this stuff.
But look at the look where they're paying at. They
playing Dayton, Ohio. Okay, the Ohio is one of the
host cities. Providence, Rhode Island. They one of the whole cities.

(01:11:32):
Uh you know which you talk? Kansas is one? Uh, Lexison, Kentucky.
You just left Leicster, Kentucky. Okay, and different Colorado's where
they gonna be playing that. But there's also another one
and this is the only one. I'm concerned about it.
And just let people know because if you come in
to town, uh State Farm Arena here in Atlanta, Georgia. Uh, please,
when you come to Atlanta, could you please sit down?

(01:11:53):
We have enough people. Okay, we have enough people here already. Now,
there are some things you want to find, things you
want to do. Everybody want to come to Lanta. You
wanna go to the strip club? Okay, Magic City is
just Monday nights. Don't go on the other night.

Speaker 10 (01:12:06):
Just Monday nights.

Speaker 3 (01:12:07):
Magical City Mondays.

Speaker 1 (01:12:08):
That's why we have that.

Speaker 3 (01:12:09):
Okay, Now, til y'all come to town, y'all won't do everything.
Let me tell you something right now. There's some places
you don't need to go hang out in because you visited.

Speaker 1 (01:12:16):
Visit.

Speaker 3 (01:12:17):
Just be a visitor, just to visit. Go, go to
the game, go to Magic City.

Speaker 1 (01:12:20):
It is sit down.

Speaker 10 (01:12:22):
That's it.

Speaker 3 (01:12:22):
You don't need nothing else. Lynx maall ain't for everybody.
If you don't know how to run, don't take your
head down. Oh wow, you must go here. If you slow,
you must not go to linz Ma. If you must
be saying go, you must not go. We have a
lot of things happening here in Atlanta you need to
be aware of while you visiting it. Whatever day your

(01:12:44):
team ain't playing, stay in your hotel.

Speaker 12 (01:12:47):
Yes, that's it.

Speaker 3 (01:12:49):
I'm just telling you right now. Okay, you will be
asked to buy a bottle of water here the limt
you're gonna have to buy a bottle. Yeah, every red
light they gonna ask you the body's bottle of water.

Speaker 16 (01:13:01):
I don't you.

Speaker 1 (01:13:05):
Don't roll that window down. Yeah, you can act busy.

Speaker 3 (01:13:09):
They they are tempered. They will wait for you to
roll that. I don't care how busy you think you
in that car. They're gonna wait.

Speaker 14 (01:13:16):
Okay, Jimmior, thank you coming up in the top of
the hour, man on social media needs some advice, He says,
what's the downside of a sugar daddy relationship?

Speaker 13 (01:13:25):
Uh?

Speaker 12 (01:13:26):
And we'll talk about it right after this.

Speaker 3 (01:13:28):
It will today.

Speaker 14 (01:13:29):
You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, guys,
this is from Bobby and Steve Harvey FM. Bobby says,
what's the downside of a sugar daddy arrangement? I'm in
my fifties and there's a girl who works in the gym.
She works as a gym I go to who's been
getting more than a little friendly with me. She's in
her mid twenties, about to graduate from college. Things started

(01:13:52):
out conversationally but then got flirty, and now she's talking
like we should get together in a more than friendly way,
while dropping hints that she could use help paying for
books and suggesting we could help each other out. I
have the cash, and she'd be pretty fun company. I
think dot dot dot, but I'm wondering about the downside,

(01:14:15):
my friend said a former NFL and now University of
North Carolina head coach seventy two year old coach Belichick
and his twenty four year old girlfriend can do it, then,
so can I so what do you think?

Speaker 12 (01:14:26):
What do you guys think?

Speaker 1 (01:14:27):
Tom Oh, God first.

Speaker 13 (01:14:29):
And foremost man, She don't love you, She don't like
you like that. This is all about setting up an arrangement.
That's all that's about. This is all financial. You need
to know that going in.

Speaker 1 (01:14:40):
This is about your pocketbook.

Speaker 13 (01:14:42):
What you can bring to the tape, and what you
bringing to the tape is some money and she is
going to in turn show you a good time. That's
really what's going to happen. It's not gonna last a
long time. When your money run out, She's gonna run out.
Let's just put it that way.

Speaker 12 (01:14:57):
Well till she graduates and pays office graduate.

Speaker 1 (01:15:01):
Basically, you're putting together a scholarship.

Speaker 4 (01:15:03):
That's what you do.

Speaker 13 (01:15:07):
This is a grand yeah, this this is a scholarship,
slast grant, whatever you want to call it.

Speaker 6 (01:15:11):
This is that.

Speaker 14 (01:15:12):
These are four beautiful words that he said, though he
said them out of his mouth, beautiful words.

Speaker 12 (01:15:18):
I have the cash. Beautiful we told her that, he told, Yes,
he did. Uh huh, Well that's not the question.

Speaker 3 (01:15:26):
He asked, though, what in the beginning, what's the downside
to be in the sugar Daddy. I immediately came up
with a bunch of things. That's a downside for one.
For one, your bank account gonna be down that first,
you need to consider. That's a downside. Another thing, she's
you and your fisty, she said her twenty. You're gonna
be tired a lot. That's another. That's the downside. You

(01:15:48):
being a sugar daddy. You ain't gonna have a lot
of stamina right now. You're gonna be chasing her forever
for first. Another thing, mistaken identity debit. They gonna think
of dating your daughter. That's another downside you need to
consider too, because to start with, mister mister Smith, mister John,
that's you. That's you, and you're not college.

Speaker 1 (01:16:10):
They listening to two different musics, they eating two different food.

Speaker 3 (01:16:14):
Y'all can't agree on the song. That's right, Tommy, they
can't even agree.

Speaker 1 (01:16:16):
On the song.

Speaker 12 (01:16:17):
That's another downside.

Speaker 3 (01:16:19):
She listened to Glow really, but you want the eyes
of brothers. You hope they gotta beat together.

Speaker 4 (01:16:23):
She up there talking about mustard.

Speaker 3 (01:16:26):
Yeah, and you actually eating mustard. It's not allowed positive here.

Speaker 12 (01:16:34):
For youself, it's not all right.

Speaker 2 (01:16:37):
You want noodles differ, yeah, exactly, four beautiful four beautiful words.

Speaker 3 (01:16:44):
I have the you taking medications, she taking vaccines.

Speaker 10 (01:16:48):
It out.

Speaker 3 (01:16:50):
You can do that too, they saying, you see it out.

Speaker 14 (01:16:55):
Okay, that's the downside, all right, I think, guys, we
have time for another one. This is from Myron having
heard that name in a while, Myron on Steve Harvey. Yeah,
he says. My neighbor's kid accidentally crashed his bike into
my parked car. So I went to talk to his
parents about the damage. I couldn't believe how nasty his
dad was when he talked to the kid. Honestly, it

(01:17:17):
was pretty upsetting. Now I feel bad for the boy,
and I'd like to help him somehow, but I definitely
don't want his dad to think I'm doing him any favors.
So how can I support this kid without his dad
thinking I'm on his side? What's the right move here? Wow,
it's kind of deep.

Speaker 13 (01:17:36):
Oh, I don't know if you want to get in
that man, right, Yeah, I don't know if you want
to get in that.

Speaker 10 (01:17:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:17:41):
Now you're trying to parent from a different direction.

Speaker 13 (01:17:44):
And you try, that's because the daddy gonna find out,
and then it's gonna then he's gonna be talking to
you in a certain way when you talk to the
gonna be Yeah, you need to put your lit deductible
and gone on you.

Speaker 14 (01:17:57):
That's okay, Well, the damages aren't that bad. It's all right,
Good luck with that one. We'll have more of the
Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up at twenty minutes after
the hour right after this.

Speaker 3 (01:18:09):
Hey, this is David Allen Greer, and you are listening
to mister Steve Harvey, the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 12 (01:18:15):
You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (01:18:19):
All right, this is some weird news right here.

Speaker 14 (01:18:22):
The police in Clearwater, Florida, alleged that thirty nine year
old man named John E received one hundred and sixty
dollars worth of private dances at the Rain Ladies and
Gents Club. He was handed a bill that seemed to
take him by surprise, and he informed the establishment that
he did not have the money to pay. The club
called police and they arrested him for a theft. He

(01:18:44):
spent twelve hours in jail and was eventually released on
his own recognaissance. He's been ordered to stay away from
the establishment after that. So, guys, here's a question, how
much money should you take to the strip club because
he didn't take any apparently, and it ain't take nothing, No,
one hundred and sixty dollars, but.

Speaker 13 (01:19:03):
Deserved he got with his butd deserved. He is supposed
to go up in there now he's lap dancing for you,
and you ain't got no money. Yeah you do know
all these good chicken wings and stuff. You ain't got
no money.

Speaker 1 (01:19:13):
You got to go at least at least five hundred
for me up in there when I'm going in there.

Speaker 12 (01:19:18):
Wow, okay, all right, and plus chicken wings.

Speaker 3 (01:19:22):
Incriminated the day in jail?

Speaker 10 (01:19:25):
Wait?

Speaker 3 (01:19:26):
What what he should to day in jail?

Speaker 13 (01:19:28):
My job?

Speaker 1 (01:19:29):
You try to hustle me.

Speaker 3 (01:19:30):
I'm trying to hustle you right back. That's what I'm doing.
What do you mean the strippers water? They want money.
I'm trying to keep it. I'm not I'm not paying
dance chocker, ain't choccer, don't need everything that. Yeah, wait
till the person after me to pay you.

Speaker 14 (01:19:50):
I just like, I think it's fair coming up, coming
up up around what you're right here?

Speaker 3 (01:19:58):
Incriminated? He was he we had no business in jail.

Speaker 12 (01:20:02):
You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 11 (01:20:05):
At the Hyundai Getaway Sales Event. Get deals so right
it almost feels wrong. Now it's the best time to
get the Hyundai car or suv you've always wanted.

Speaker 10 (01:20:16):
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Speaker 11 (01:20:18):
With America's best warranty in three years or thirty six
thousand miles of limited complimentary maintenance.

Speaker 1 (01:20:26):
Think again, but don't wait.

Speaker 13 (01:20:30):
The Hondai Getaway Sales Event is going on now, so
visit your local Hondai dealer today.

Speaker 1 (01:20:34):
It's a great day for a new Hondai.

Speaker 12 (01:20:37):
It's time now for a rounded. Would you rather?

Speaker 14 (01:20:39):
Would you rather only be able to listen to music
you hate or watch movies you hate?

Speaker 10 (01:20:45):
Oh god, I cannot watch a bad movie movie.

Speaker 1 (01:20:49):
I don't like that.

Speaker 10 (01:20:50):
I can't do that.

Speaker 1 (01:20:51):
I'm gonna heed to this music. Yeah, I'm gonna go
and listen to this music.

Speaker 12 (01:20:54):
I don't like you the music music?

Speaker 1 (01:20:56):
Okay?

Speaker 14 (01:20:57):
Would you rather become friends with your celebrity crush or
would you rather go on one date.

Speaker 12 (01:21:03):
With your celebrity crush?

Speaker 1 (01:21:04):
Yeah, I ain't got time to be her friends. We're
just gonna do one day.

Speaker 3 (01:21:09):
I don't see me and kN along as friends.

Speaker 14 (01:21:11):
I don't.

Speaker 3 (01:21:13):
Impossible. I hope she's listening this morning.

Speaker 13 (01:21:19):
And gonna go through a couple of bottles. That's gonna
be it that we're gonna leave that, okay, you know
what time.

Speaker 3 (01:21:24):
You know what I like about ni al long is
for some reason, I want to put a suit on
and cross my leg and talk to that's all.

Speaker 1 (01:21:30):
You know what, man, you know what, you know what?
You know what Junior, Me and Hally are the other
double date with you and Neil Man.

Speaker 12 (01:21:37):
Oh, fly on the wall.

Speaker 3 (01:21:39):
That's about leaning her across the street.

Speaker 16 (01:21:45):
I see that you visualize that you just leading her
by her hand. Please no more pictures, please, Like I
want to be that and I hope she's listening. Sec
and Monica, if you can have her call in so
I can confess this.

Speaker 3 (01:22:04):
Get on your job, Monica, please, I actually see it, Shirley,
like y'all don't understand Tommy and Hanny Berry. I can
see that for the.

Speaker 1 (01:22:12):
Time, But I just want to do stuff. Let's go
go card riding, you know, let's just do let's have
some fun.

Speaker 12 (01:22:19):
Let's top golf top well.

Speaker 3 (01:22:23):
I actually wanted to say Lawrenz tape poem back to
Nia oh Jones, come.

Speaker 4 (01:22:28):
On, love Jones.

Speaker 14 (01:22:30):
All right, guys, would you rather do a road trip
across the U A U S A. Or would you
rather do a road trip across Canada?

Speaker 3 (01:22:39):
Whichever one Nia want to do?

Speaker 12 (01:22:44):
Jun you won? Are you and shall performing? I can't wait?

Speaker 6 (01:22:47):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (01:22:47):
Oh we're performing on Mother's Day.

Speaker 12 (01:22:50):
The mothers love you.

Speaker 3 (01:22:52):
You have a free ticket if you want to come.
You actually have to worry about nothing.

Speaker 12 (01:22:57):
Who next stage?

Speaker 6 (01:22:58):
Pass that?

Speaker 8 (01:22:59):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (01:22:59):
She got stage access everything. My dressing room will be
in the front, left dough. If you come in, make
a lift. I'm the first room right there, our selling
look it for me?

Speaker 10 (01:23:09):
Oh my god?

Speaker 12 (01:23:11):
Okay, all right.

Speaker 14 (01:23:13):
Would you rather never use social media or would you
rather never watch football again?

Speaker 3 (01:23:17):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:23:18):
Give up football?

Speaker 12 (01:23:20):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:23:20):
Social media gotta go. I'm not missing nothing.

Speaker 10 (01:23:23):
I'm good.

Speaker 1 (01:23:24):
I ain't losing football, okay, but I.

Speaker 13 (01:23:27):
Buy so much stuff off social media that I may
be having some good sales on it.

Speaker 1 (01:23:34):
They do, all right?

Speaker 12 (01:23:36):
Would you rather forgive someone who portrayed you or hold
a grudge forever?

Speaker 3 (01:23:39):
Whatever niya want to do is what I'm doing.

Speaker 1 (01:23:44):
I'm holding the grudge and we know all right.

Speaker 12 (01:23:49):
That's today's round.

Speaker 14 (01:23:50):
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