Church Complaints, One Has To Go, Steve's Voicemail, Weed In The Church Van, and more! - 01.27.25

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Today show is pre recorded.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Y'all know what time.

Speaker 3 (00:05):
Y'all don't know y'all all at all, So don't given
them back.

Speaker 1 (00:15):
A million bus bussy?

Speaker 3 (00:23):
Yeah listening to to.

Speaker 4 (00:38):
I don't joy? Yeah, Joy, You don't do that?

Speaker 5 (01:01):
Turn you.

Speaker 4 (01:13):
Turn, you gotta turn, Well.

Speaker 6 (01:31):
I can't.

Speaker 2 (01:40):
I got to turn them out.

Speaker 6 (01:42):
Turn.

Speaker 4 (01:43):
I probably got to turn mouth turn.

Speaker 2 (01:46):
The water of the mony up looking, come.

Speaker 5 (01:58):
Come out?

Speaker 2 (01:59):
You think that a huh, I sure will. Good morning everybody.

Speaker 7 (02:04):
You are listening to the voice, Come on now, dig
me one and only Steve Harvey Man got a radio show.
What God doing, y'all?

Speaker 2 (02:14):
Huh?

Speaker 7 (02:15):
What he doing? What he doing in your life? He
doing something? He moving, he working. Don't lose your patience though,
see I did that before. Don't lose your patience. Don't
get so sick of waiting that you take matters into
your own hands. Don't do that. Boy, you're blowing it.
Listen to me. You're listening to somebody who's done it

(02:38):
that way. I had a dream, I had a vision.
I had some hope, I have some faith, I have
some aspirations. But I got a little impatient waiting on it.
So I tried a couple other things.

Speaker 2 (02:50):
Move it along. Boy. I can't tell you how I
messed it up.

Speaker 7 (02:54):
Then I messed it up then, because God gave me
the power of decision. What I had to do was
then after I took matters into my own hand, messed
it up.

Speaker 2 (03:02):
Now, I guess what. He still got something fummy.

Speaker 7 (03:06):
But nah, I gotta fix all the mistakes now, I
gotta straighten them out. I gotta I gotta suffer some consequences.
I gotta pay for my transgressions. All of that, All
of that, it's gotta go down. You can't do something
wrong and not pay for it. It's just you call it, calma,
call it whatever you want to call it. Every action

(03:27):
has an equal and opposite reaction every action.

Speaker 2 (03:31):
If it just.

Speaker 7 (03:32):
Stays sunny all the time, you might think it's cool,
but there's gonna be a reaction to it. Ain't no dark,
ain't no shade, ain't no break, ain't no rain. Gonna
be hard if it's just sunny all the time, vice versa.
So you need you need the opposite. You need the
darkness so you can get your break from that sun.
You need the rain so you can nourish the roots

(03:54):
so that sun can it can soak up the sun
and get the benefit of the sun. If you don't
get the opposite, you got a problem, man. And it
happens throughout nature, it happens throughout your life. Don't think
that you can do wrong and not have to pay
for that. You think this is man. We think man,

(04:15):
because we'd have made a decision that we think is
best for us, and no matter how to affect nobody else,
we got the right to make that call.

Speaker 2 (04:22):
No, you don't.

Speaker 7 (04:23):
Whoever is telling you that, whoever's misguiding you into the
gang life, telling you.

Speaker 2 (04:27):
Yeah, man, you need to be this way to be
down with us. I'll tell you what.

Speaker 7 (04:31):
Get yourself stuck on chuck with that gang. See how
many them be there for you. Oh they'll go around
the corner with you and start shooting. But look, okay,
when it's time to do some time and they can
lessen they sentence, you gonna get that time.

Speaker 2 (04:44):
They gonna point their finger dead at you.

Speaker 7 (04:46):
I watched for eight hours all the time, man, I
watch Lock Up Raw all the time, all the time, man,
all the time. Ain't no real cold dudes out there,
just holding to the mantra and sticking to it. Even
the mob turns stateside of it, then go fed all that.
Now we are now the hood. We didne created this
ignorant mess called no snitching. With that ignorant mess, you

(05:07):
don't even understand. No snitching was created by criminals as
a cold of honor. If you do dirt and you
get busted doing the dirt, don't bring my name up
if I was with you. That's a cold of honor
amongst the thieves. Now, so many code of honor thieves
that then came out of prison. They ain't gotten honor.
They done brought that stuff back to the street. Now
that's all in the neighborhood. No snitching, No snitching, You

(05:28):
got to be crazy. That's for people who disobey the law.
That's who people have made a cold of honor amongst
themselves as thieves. Hey, man, if you get busted, don't
drag me down. What you just do your time. Oh man,
you can't bring that stuff out here to me. I'm
a law biding citizen.

Speaker 2 (05:45):
Dog.

Speaker 7 (05:45):
I'm trying to live right over here, man. I don't
want no crack house up street from my mama's house.
I'm trying to do right out here. Man, you can't
do wrong and expect wrong not to come to you.
You got to make a decision every day to do right.
God ain't got no protection you on dirt. You got
what you got coming. You made a decision. You go
down there to get some you might get got See,

(06:09):
we got to come on. I'm talking to so many
men out here right now. I should have said that
in beginning, but a conversation kind of got away from me.
I was gonna talk to you about something else this morning.
But they're just only man. Because our communities. Man, it's
just going to the pot man because it ain't nobody
can about nobody else. Don't nobody care when they see
the young dude over there doing wrong. Look at them,

(06:31):
foods over the man. Go over there and talk to
one of them. Pull them to the side.

Speaker 2 (06:35):
Man.

Speaker 7 (06:36):
You might not be able to approach the group, but
you can approach an individual.

Speaker 2 (06:40):
Come in, young man. Let me talk to you. I
saw you the other day.

Speaker 5 (06:42):
Man.

Speaker 7 (06:42):
You look like you got something going on in your life.
What's happening with you? Let me talk to you, man,
Let me share something I learned. I was doing what
you was doing.

Speaker 5 (06:51):
You know.

Speaker 7 (06:51):
It's like Tommy did a prank phone call one time
as a limo driver, and the dude the prank was
he called this limo company to ask it's this limo
driver to take him to this location late at night,
and the limo driver got a young business he going, yeah, okay,
I got you. I don't normally work like that. But
how long you need it?

Speaker 2 (07:11):
He say? For just about an hour?

Speaker 7 (07:12):
He said, well, I'm gonna have to charge you for
the full three though, because a three hour minimum. Tommy
told him, now, I just need it for one hours.
He said, okay, I'll give you a break, young man.
You're trying to do something. Where you want to go?
He gave an address. The man stopped writing. He said,
that's a bank. He said, yeah. He said, you want
to go to the bank at twelve thirty at night.

(07:33):
He said yeah, and I'm gonna be in for a
few minutes. And when I come out that bank, I
need for you to flow it that to do with
the limo. He stopped writing. He said, hold on, hold on, man,
you want me to take you to a bank twelve
thirty at night. You gonna be in there for a
few minutes and you gonna come out, and you want

(07:53):
me to flow it. He said, sir, I don't do
stuff like that. He said, you got the wrong company.
He said, what made you call here? He said, hey, man,
don't worry about that. You a limo come to you.

Speaker 2 (08:02):
Just drive.

Speaker 7 (08:03):
He stopped and took the time out. He said, young man,
let me tell you something. He said, I've been down before,
I've been locked up before. It ain't pretty. He said,
that's what's wrong with you young people today. Instead of
going to get a job, trying to work your way,
you're always looking for some fast money.

Speaker 2 (08:19):
He said, I'm gonna tell you what I already know.

Speaker 7 (08:21):
Don't go down there messing with them people's money like
that because they love that money way more than they
love you, and they gonna do something to you down there.

Speaker 2 (08:28):
Now, you stop this foolishness.

Speaker 7 (08:30):
And I'm not caring you know where, but I'm gonna
take a little bit of time out to tell you something.
Don't go down here with messing with these people's money
because it ain't gonna go good. They gonna take care
of their business when they come to that money. Tommy
kept insisting to this man to pick him up in
the limo. It was a plank phone call, but The
point I'm making is the man took our time. He
could have just hung the phone up. But you know

(08:51):
what he said. He said, hold up, young man, let me.

Speaker 2 (08:54):
Hip you to something. Because the brother had been locked
up before.

Speaker 7 (08:57):
He said, no, no, no, See I've done that when I
was young, now almost and I'm gonna take some moment
out to tell you I'm up here, working man trying
to earn an honest living. I ain't going back down
there because I don't. They make you eat what they
want you to eat. You don't want the food. You
got to get up when they say get up. You
gotta stay where they say stay, live with who they
say live. He said, man, you don't want that, and
he just tried to talk the young man out of me.

(09:18):
You can change a young man's mind with a conversation.
A conversation can change a young man's mind. Most of
these young men that are misguided ain't having conversations with
real men. They just not having them. And it's up
to us who know what manhood is. It's to start
delivering the message. The problem that we have in our
communities we can solve ourselves. It's to escalate it to

(09:40):
a point because we who are men, won't stop on
our corporate climb and our day to day making money
and trying to ball out. We won't stop and grab
some of these young soldiers and tell them the truth
about manhood. That's the real deal. Okay, sah, I went there.
I don't know where they came from.

Speaker 1 (09:57):
Your listenings to the Steve Harvey Morning, shall.

Speaker 7 (10:01):
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, let me have your
divided attention. This is my very wide opening for the morning.
Want you to have a great time. Come on to
join in with us. Put your hand on somebody's back
and say hey, I love you, and allow them to
say I love you, and together we can have love
in this world, and this world will have more love. Yeah,

(10:24):
but that ain't working right now, so welcome to the steat.

Speaker 2 (10:29):
See where you get that from. I don't know.

Speaker 7 (10:31):
Just came to me, thought i'd do it. Ain't no
need of doing the same thing. It's a new day,
new chance, new opportunity. Man, Let's make the best of it.

Speaker 2 (10:40):
God is good. Yeah, years, man.

Speaker 7 (10:42):
Gratitude affects your altitude all the time, but it's brought
on by your attitude.

Speaker 2 (10:47):
You got to get it together.

Speaker 7 (10:48):
Baby, that's the world we live in today, Shearlon Strawberry
calling for real my out of the South junior boy
and my man myself.

Speaker 2 (10:56):
Yeah, happened to me.

Speaker 1 (11:00):
I like that. See like you know what I mean.

Speaker 2 (11:03):
Sometimes they because they ain't got no.

Speaker 7 (11:05):
Cheerleader chick for yourself. Yeah, clap it up for you.
So sometimes you gotta clap it up for yourself.

Speaker 2 (11:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (11:13):
Like Snoop Dogg said, I want to thank you. I
want to thank me last, but not least.

Speaker 8 (11:18):
I want to think me. Believe in yourself, love yourself.

Speaker 2 (11:24):
Yeah. So Ju, what's on your mind today?

Speaker 1 (11:27):
I just said, are you feeling pretty good today?

Speaker 5 (11:29):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (11:30):
Yeah, I am.

Speaker 1 (11:31):
You sound good?

Speaker 2 (11:33):
I feel good? You know, whatever it is, whatever it is.

Speaker 7 (11:37):
You know, some days have some few more challenges in
it than others, and.

Speaker 2 (11:42):
But I survived all of them so far.

Speaker 7 (11:45):
This too shall pass, that's for sure, and I'm expecting
great things to happen in my life. Man, gratitude check yesterday,
I really did have to do a gratitude check because
what I found out was as humans and I myself
guilty of this often in my quest to do better
and be better, in my quest to accomplish the next

(12:09):
level and reach for more goals and get higher and higher.
I sometimes forget to have the right level of gratitude
for where I am. And if you pursue the quest
wholeheartedly with everything that's in you, and it's constantly grind, grind, go, go, go,
go go, you will humanly forget to say thank you

(12:34):
and be grateful for where you are.

Speaker 2 (12:37):
And now you've negated your.

Speaker 7 (12:38):
Opportunity, Steve Harvey for further advancement, because God, in his
infinite wisdom and supreme judgment, he's thinking, well, if he
ain't grateful for this, ain't no need of me over
burdening him with more. Or if you're complaining about your
present condition, be also saying maybe I don't need to

(13:03):
put no more on them because this is causing so
much stress and problems. You know, Biggie said, more money,
more problems. But if you focus so much on the problems,
then maybe God won't give you mold because.

Speaker 2 (13:15):
He already know you already complaining about this?

Speaker 9 (13:19):
Right, all right, something to ask you?

Speaker 1 (13:35):
Look at God, I'll do all right.

Speaker 8 (13:38):
Church complaints coming up at thirty two minutes after the
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All right, ladies and gentlemen, it is Monday, the day
after Sunday. It is time for church complaints with Reverend
Motown and Deacon death Jam.

Speaker 7 (14:26):
Here we go, we gavel on this path Kituus day
as we memorialize the reconciliation of the fact that church

(14:46):
complaints is done.

Speaker 2 (14:51):
On a Monday.

Speaker 1 (14:53):
Yeah, we.

Speaker 7 (14:57):
Dobiesly we were do be I a sleep recognized. This
is the bitter faction. Oh, stop recollection and dubiasification. Do
the complained Lord. Sorry, alright, it's all right. Let us

(15:23):
begin with uh church complaints all on Monday.

Speaker 10 (15:30):
Yes, sir, all right, pastor, we got a problem. Brother
chamber is having a problem. Every time he is liquid
pouring or running, he starts to pee on himself. If
he's pumping gas, he start paying. If he turned on
the water on the sink, he starts paying. Now what
else happened is you poured a glass of water during
the sermon eye yesterday and of course he started pa

(15:55):
So everybody on the pill got well. You know, so
they they want you to put by the Chambers out
the church.

Speaker 2 (16:02):
It's up to year out.

Speaker 7 (16:03):
I'm not going to do that because, unbeknownst to many,
I have the same problem.

Speaker 1 (16:10):
As Brother Chambers.

Speaker 7 (16:14):
When I play golf and it's a waterfall, I have
to go pick. When I play golf, if I hit
the ball in the water, the splash sound causes me
to year in me. If I pass by the beverage
cart and the little white girl is pouring a drink.

Speaker 2 (16:34):
For somebody, I have to go peet.

Speaker 7 (16:37):
That is why I wear the same long dark robe
every Sunday.

Speaker 2 (16:45):
He you may have, I an't leave here. I so
leave Brother Chambers alone.

Speaker 7 (16:52):
And when Brother Chambers figure out how to stop it,
somebody let me know I can stop too, and refuse
to wear a dependent refuse. That's a lot of back
you out even now, let's have a McDonald's cook take

(17:15):
to my thigh.

Speaker 1 (17:17):
Ma'am, the big gulp or whatever.

Speaker 2 (17:23):
Supicide, supicide, all.

Speaker 10 (17:27):
Right, pastor our here's another situation. Our scooter members, I
ask him for a charging section. They've been running out
of power. Now we didn't know it, but Sister George
Guildry was stuck on the side of the church and
didn't nobody know it till Sunday night. So they ask
him for a charging section for the scooters or we're

(17:48):
not gonna be able to invest in that.

Speaker 7 (17:51):
I've told the people. Most of them come here and
run their battery down. Shouting. You're riding around in the
circle at the church is not praizy. Going fast and
backing up is not praise dancing. Now you up in
the front, just back and forth, back and forth, back
and forth. You're running your battery down in the hobble

(18:12):
round and we're not gonna have a charging station for it.

Speaker 2 (18:15):
That is not praise dancing.

Speaker 7 (18:17):
I told y'all to take all the ones in hove
around off the dance praise dance team, spinning in a circle,
going forward, being back and up, come halfway down the high.

Speaker 2 (18:28):
Then you holler.

Speaker 7 (18:29):
Then drive all the way around two lefts and holler
that ain't that ain't what that is?

Speaker 2 (18:36):
Praise on your feet.

Speaker 7 (18:40):
All right, throwing them hubble rounds and reverse all faster
and stuff. All these gears. You hear them gears changing,
gears changing. Okay, that't charge in the station, and they're
not gonna have it. All right, You're gonna have to
do something with this boy now I left. You know,

(19:01):
he's a computer gear. He didn't hacked in the sister
darns phase. Hearing aid and it's playing Lil Wayne sounds
doing service.

Speaker 2 (19:10):
That's why she be cussing. What should we do with
this boy? So I think that I'm not gonna discourage
that boy. That boy run to be something.

Speaker 1 (19:20):
Criminal.

Speaker 2 (19:23):
I like that. Get word of hearing the age so
I can hear what or she's hearing we we.

Speaker 5 (19:30):
A what?

Speaker 2 (19:32):
Because I've always wondered what she was saying, we we we.

Speaker 7 (19:36):
We all right, nothing telling my hust be something to
the mustard. That's why Ketske stopped cussing. I was wondering
what that way lou Wayne.

Speaker 10 (19:52):
Yeah, all right, now this is a serious situation. This
is a really a police matter, Pastor, but I don't
know what you want to do with it. I sister
Jazzmine ribbed a bank butt naked and got away with
it because no one I saw her face. They were
all looking at well, you know, but two of our
members were in the bank when she robbed it, and

(20:13):
they want you to try to help them get their
money back.

Speaker 2 (20:16):
You say she was button nicked, Deacon, She was butt
naked when she robbed the bank.

Speaker 10 (20:21):
The Jasmine was nicked. Yes, yes, she her mercy, oh
the god, and no one saw her face pass I know,
I know that's right.

Speaker 7 (20:34):
Yeah, she's been coming here for four years and I
haven't seen her face.

Speaker 2 (20:41):
Glory glory.

Speaker 7 (20:43):
Yeah, I've never seen anybody put a whole new meaning
to the term little black dress. Lord her mercy, you know,
I've never I don't have much such of a criminal
record anymore, so I'm not on probation. So if she

(21:06):
needs a place.

Speaker 2 (21:06):
To hide out, I have you even survive aiating in
a bidding for sure?

Speaker 1 (21:11):
If you them okay.

Speaker 7 (21:14):
At my place, we can blow over.

Speaker 1 (21:21):
Coming up next.

Speaker 2 (21:23):
We don't know if that's it is as the.

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Speaker 2 (22:11):
We call him the Close.

Speaker 8 (22:12):
Steve Harvey Shateria in Memphis writes, I have been dating
a younger man for four months, and he's been using
my car to go to work because I've worked from home.

Speaker 1 (22:22):
Now.

Speaker 8 (22:22):
I had a doctor's appointment yesterday, so I told him
to call his mama for a ride. His mama called
me and said, I'm only four years younger than her,
So I'm his mama now and I need to take
care of his needs. Would I be out of blind
to curse her out?

Speaker 11 (22:37):
What?

Speaker 2 (22:38):
Well?

Speaker 7 (22:39):
First of all, let's talk about a couple of things
that I noticed, Shateria, This man, you Dayton, got to
be young because your name is Shatiria, and I don't
know nobody named Shatria that was born in the seventies,

(23:00):
So I'm assuming that you are a young mother yourself.
Now you the one in here and rob this crackling.
You're dating this little damn baby that just now got
off his bicycle. So he ain't even got a car.
Now you letting him use your car. You told him
you got to go to the doctor because you got
some medical complications. He can't do that. And then you

(23:21):
told him using mama's car, his mama's car.

Speaker 2 (23:25):
Would I be.

Speaker 7 (23:26):
Wrong for cussing her out or kicking hotel? What are
you doing? This is your fault. The fact that his
mama can call you, The fact that you had him
call his mama says you're in the wrong relationship. Shitteria.
That rhymes with cafeteria. And that's where we have the

(23:49):
problem at right there. Your name, your age, and this
damn baby you done picked up and moved around in
here to your house that don't have a car. Bad
selection it ain't his mama it's the boy you selected
to be your man.

Speaker 2 (24:06):
Yeah, there's your problem. Next question, all right.

Speaker 1 (24:09):
Moving on to Tay in Ohio.

Speaker 8 (24:12):
Tay says, I'm a twenty two year old student and
I'm dating a black guy that is giving me grief
because he's very friendly. He feels like he has to
show the black girls on campus a lot of attention
or they'll hate him for dating outside of his race.
One of the girls can't stand me, and she's always
talking slick to me. Should I pull her aside to
see what the problem is? Or do I keep ignoring her?

Speaker 1 (24:34):
Like he said to well.

Speaker 2 (24:36):
Let me let me give you, Let me let me
say something to you.

Speaker 7 (24:39):
Now when you pull her to the side. I just
want you to understand that ain't the n delviy live culturally.

Speaker 2 (24:51):
Once you pull them to the.

Speaker 7 (24:52):
Side and start addressing it, you finna get way molding
you bought. Now the dude has told you to ignore it.
You could ignore it, but I understand the position he's in.
He gives them extra attention so they don't hate him.

Speaker 2 (25:15):
Look, are you enjoying this relationship?

Speaker 1 (25:18):
Sounds lady?

Speaker 7 (25:21):
It don't sound like she is to me. It's pretty
much with this you don't like the pressure, you don't
like what come with it. And he's not coping with
it real good either because he feel in some kind
of way. But now, let me explain something to you.
Don't pull that black girl to the side.

Speaker 2 (25:41):
That's your point.

Speaker 7 (25:43):
Don't do that. Don't do that, sister, Heyby girl, listen
to me, Listen to Uncle Steve. Don't pull that black
girl to the side, because it ain't gonna go nothing
like you think. You're not gonna believe her damn reaction.
First of all, if you literally tap her on the
alboy and say come over here for a minue, let
me talk to you, not just don't do that.

Speaker 2 (26:01):
Don't.

Speaker 7 (26:03):
First, it's gonna be a pause and hesitation, the disbelief
that you were addressing her. But if all the black
women you don't point you're gonna picked out her is
the one you gonna check her. I can't even tell
you how that's fit to go now. I don't know
if you're a cheerleader. I don't know if he an athlete.
I don't know if you're on a debate team. I

(26:25):
don't know what you own. But do not grab Shiteria
Junior and pull her to the side.

Speaker 1 (26:37):
This is not him.

Speaker 2 (26:39):
Yeah, do not do that. It's not going to go.

Speaker 8 (26:44):
Thank you, CeeLo Monique and Tyler town says. My husband
and I had a card party over the weekend and
his best buddy got drunk and slept on our floor
all night. He also urinated on himself and he had
on dark jeans. So my carpet is ruined in that spot.
My husband and didn't want to make a big deal
out of it and embarrass him. So we have to

(27:04):
pay to have our carpet replaced. Shouldn't he make his
buddy pay for this?

Speaker 7 (27:09):
You just so drunk you then fell asleep on the
floor and peede on yourself. I mean he could go
to him and say, hey, man, look here's a problem,
and you was at the house.

Speaker 2 (27:21):
You got drunk.

Speaker 7 (27:23):
I know you couldn't help it, but you laid the
floor and you peed on yourself. Now my wife got
to replace the coppet. Man, can you give us a
little something on it?

Speaker 1 (27:31):
You know you should offer at that point.

Speaker 7 (27:33):
Well, he not because he gonna swear him down. He
gonna swear him down. He ain't peede on himself. Who
you know if in the volunteer that was that wasn't flow. No,
that was a bill. You think I peed on myself?
Now that's bier. I laid in the bill. I saw
the bill. I might knock the cup over. I give

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you a couple of honey. You're not going into it here,
grown no, hell no, hell no, it ain't nowhere. And
he ain't laying that any You can't prove he pre
don no, no, no, no, no, hold up, hold on, bro,
So you're gonna.

Speaker 2 (28:07):
Come to me with that? Yeah, we got pictures. Hold up, dog,
did you see me pee.

Speaker 4 (28:12):
Ya on my phone?

Speaker 2 (28:15):
Yeah? Now hold up on who phone? Hold up? So
your girl take a picture of me peeing? Get turned. Yeah,
you gotta find somebody.

Speaker 1 (28:31):
He wasn't at home.

Speaker 7 (28:32):
I mean he could mention it to him, but it's
he the dude gonna deny it and stopping him. Card
party and stop letting people sleep on your floor overnight.

Speaker 2 (28:42):
Stop doing that, all right? Send his ass home, pee
on his own floor.

Speaker 1 (28:49):
The smell in that house, all right.

Speaker 8 (28:51):
Moving on to Stephanie in La Stephanie says, I'm in
my mid forties and I can't function without having sex
at least four times a week. I work long days,
so it's hard for me to meet a good man,
to meet good men, and I end up tensed up
all night and can't fall asleep. My neighbor has always
been an option, but I don't want to be intimate

(29:12):
with someone in my building. What's the worst that could happen?
Should I go ahead and invite him over?

Speaker 2 (29:19):
I don't feel I don't.

Speaker 7 (29:22):
Care what you do. I really don't. This ain't a
love question, just a lost question. He's thirsty. You in
your forties. You gotta have sex full times a week. Yeah,
you know what gots to you and your forties and
you have to have sex full times a week.

Speaker 2 (29:38):
Okay, we'll go ahead and have it.

Speaker 7 (29:40):
No, no, if you have to go ahead, what you
want me to tell you?

Speaker 5 (29:43):
Now?

Speaker 2 (29:44):
Your neighbor.

Speaker 7 (29:44):
You don't want to sleep with him because he's your
neighbor who's been.

Speaker 2 (29:48):
Doing the four times a week for you up to now?

Speaker 6 (29:50):
Wow?

Speaker 7 (29:51):
That far.

Speaker 2 (29:52):
See.

Speaker 7 (29:53):
What I think is, you gots to have sex four
times a week. Your problem is you can't find nobody
want to have.

Speaker 2 (29:59):
Sex you full times a week. That's your real problem.

Speaker 1 (30:04):
That's what she said.

Speaker 8 (30:06):
Yeah, all right, we'll have more of the Steve Harvey
Morning Show right after this, Hey.

Speaker 2 (30:13):
Us apply, this is fantasia.

Speaker 12 (30:15):
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All right, here we go Steve to Boysmails we go
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Speaker 1 (30:30):
Steve. This one's from an inspirational caller.

Speaker 13 (30:33):
Let's just say, hey, mister Steve Harvey, you have been
an inspiration and I want to say thank you.

Speaker 14 (30:40):
I leaped off that cliff, I took the late of faith.

Speaker 5 (30:44):
I went out there.

Speaker 14 (30:45):
I had a job that I was going to be
making one hundred and fifty thousand a year. I quit
that job to go out there to be an entrepreneur.
In two thousand and nine, my dad passed away on
January thirty first, two weeks later. I heard your voice
for the first time on the Morning Inspiration and you
have inspired me since then, and I just want to

(31:06):
say thank you.

Speaker 2 (31:07):
I heard you, big bro.

Speaker 14 (31:08):
I heard you a million times a million. You said,
think bigger than what anything, that only God can be
able to give you the answer to it a million
times a million. I would love to share that with
you one day, and it's.

Speaker 5 (31:24):
All in the house.

Speaker 14 (31:26):
Thank you, man.

Speaker 2 (31:27):
Thank you.

Speaker 13 (31:28):
People hear you. They love you theay out here, they listening.
It's a lot of us.

Speaker 14 (31:33):
Who've taken that leap of faith and we on that
path because once you got a million entrepreneurs where it's
a million dollars each, that's the trillion dollars and.

Speaker 2 (31:43):
We can do it. Love you, big bro.

Speaker 14 (31:45):
Thank you again, mister Steve Harvey.

Speaker 2 (31:48):
You are the.

Speaker 1 (31:49):
Man if you reach people. There.

Speaker 7 (31:58):
Yeah, that was that was that was powerful. I appreciate
that man from the bottom of my heart. That's that.
But you know what that's that. That's God's grace man.
I mean you, you can't cut a deal for it.
God just gives it to you. And he Didne gave
me the desires of my heart so many times and
and upped it. He'd have took the desires of my

(32:20):
heart and put some grace on it to got me.
Well I ain't. I ain't even asked for that. And
look up and got that too. Yeah, got another one, Charlie.

Speaker 1 (32:29):
All right, more voicemail, Steve.

Speaker 8 (32:31):
This is Remember you do the closing remarks about haters.

Speaker 1 (32:35):
Drop the mic. Let's go, Steve.

Speaker 15 (32:37):
I listened to you just Saturday. Your closing remarks the
most beautiful words I have heard in a long time.
You may say dropped the mic. You should have dropped
the mic that time, because you really let your haters
know that it's all about them, because God used them
to put you where you are, to show you where

(32:59):
you had to go. Because I believe it. It had
not been to them hating on you. It might not
have cled his heart, but you did. You got it,
and you're moving on and you got You're awesome. I
love you mine.

Speaker 7 (33:17):
And you know what, man, I was just about to say,
I want to change the hater closing remarks. I want
I want to redo it because I wanted to add
some more to it because I've been thinking about it,
because it's really one of my favorite closing remarks.

Speaker 2 (33:32):
It was very because.

Speaker 7 (33:33):
I just because it really opened up my heart man,
because I was I was handling these haters wrong. And
then God just started exposing to me. No, listen to me, man,
you need them. Let me show you what I did.
And he just revealed it to me one morning I

(33:53):
was meditating. He said, every time they did this to you,
it calls this. I want to just show you something,
and I really started looking at it. Man, and like
the lady said, they didn't know, man, But they made
me work harder, they made me focused, they made me dry.
But the biggest gift haters gave me they pushed me

(34:17):
up under the wings of my heavenly father, Amen, and
tucked me under that. A man like I was thinking, Man,
you know what I actually thought. For the people who
actually kicked me and thought they was kicking me off
to the cliff, kicking me off the cliff, they actually
were just kicking me into my Lord and save his arms.
That's all they did, man, When they laughed about me

(34:39):
behind my back, they just made me strong.

Speaker 5 (34:42):
You know.

Speaker 7 (34:42):
The one thing, man, that kind of the only thing
that really bothered me about haters was dudes in the barbershop.
That's the one that bothers me the most because I've
always prided myself on being a man's man, and I
know I am because there's not a man living who
knows who don't know that about me. I mean, if

(35:03):
you know me, you know that about me, then I'm
a man's man. I made lie of mistakes with females
who ain't, but when it comes to brotherhood, manhood or
I was locked in on that thing right there, and
I'm really really good at that.

Speaker 2 (35:15):
I'm an expert at it.

Speaker 7 (35:16):
So when brothers in the barbershop be talking about me
because they ain't got all the facts or they'd have
jumped off the bandwagon, you know, man, that really kind
of bothered me because I go, damn dog, y'all too,
because I'm a man's man. If you meet me as
a man and you don't like me, I'm telling you, man, really,
it's because it's something wrong with you, dog, because really,
as a man, really, bruh, you really? You come on, man,

(35:40):
you can't meet me and not know that I'm that
dude right there. But now, even though the brothers in
the barbershop bothered me, the brothers in the barbershop helped
me out too, because a lot of them cats in
the barbershop was really cats that I thought I was

(36:02):
cool with. And that was the other purpose of the
haters too, so I could stop thinking somebody was really
alright with me and they really wasn't. Because you know,
sometimes man, it's just important to know who they are.
It's important to know who people really are in your life,
and you got to have certain circumstances to bring that

(36:23):
about so you can now know the truth about them.
But it ain't everybody right, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Oh man, I got some great dudes in the barber Yeah,
it's some great dudes in the barbershop that love me,
that have defend me, that a.

Speaker 2 (36:38):
Stand up for me.

Speaker 7 (36:39):
But here come them cats in there and just you know,
want to jump on the bad wagon. You know, trolls
is everywhere. I appreciate the brothers that defend me, that say,
hey man, that ain't how that dude is. Y'all don't
know how it is. So I appreciate it. Go both ways.

Speaker 2 (36:52):
But thank y'all, man, from bottom of my heart, thank y'all.

Speaker 8 (36:55):
Coming up more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show right
after this.

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Speaker 8 (37:45):
All right, guys, it is time for a round of
would you rather all?

Speaker 2 (37:50):
Right, here we go?

Speaker 1 (37:51):
Would you rather think about this one? Would you rather
live on the beach? Okay? Or would you rather live
in a in.

Speaker 2 (38:00):
The woods, on the beach, on the beach.

Speaker 1 (38:04):
On the beach, or a cabin in the woods?

Speaker 2 (38:07):
Black people don't do cabin in the woods. That ain't
really what we do.

Speaker 1 (38:11):
Do They do beaches?

Speaker 2 (38:12):
We do beaches. And may ask you a question, do
you have a house on the beach?

Speaker 1 (38:18):
You just out on the sne.

Speaker 7 (38:21):
It's just out here on playing survival. I can't we
have a hog woods.

Speaker 1 (38:28):
You can have a you can have a little house
on the beach.

Speaker 8 (38:33):
Wait, Walliam, and I don't want a little house or
a beautiful cabin in the woods.

Speaker 2 (38:38):
A little house on the beach, or a beautiful cabin.

Speaker 7 (38:40):
In the oh well, I might have to go to
the woods.

Speaker 2 (38:46):
You have to do it. Take that beautiful cabin in
that woods.

Speaker 1 (38:50):
A beautiful cabin in the woods, or a little house
on the beach.

Speaker 2 (38:54):
I couldn't have them trees down in the wood though,
I need to. I got to be a sick.

Speaker 7 (38:59):
I got to need a little bit of I need
a little clear before you walk up to the house
because the wool, I can't walk outside and all us
on the back porch.

Speaker 2 (39:10):
Exactly the beach.

Speaker 8 (39:13):
You can walk out to the water, walk along the beach,
clear your head.

Speaker 1 (39:17):
Run.

Speaker 2 (39:18):
But when you got us in that little house though,
that's the little house. Okay, but we wash up.

Speaker 7 (39:27):
Hit your window, bust your window. Night, grass in the way,
now the.

Speaker 5 (39:35):
Woods.

Speaker 1 (39:35):
A bear can be in the woods.

Speaker 5 (39:37):
Yeah. Bad.

Speaker 8 (39:38):
When we got that clearing coming in the house, yeah,
knock that little cabin down.

Speaker 1 (39:44):
Okay, all right, I think you guys are born. I
think you guys are kind.

Speaker 2 (39:49):
Of what's what you got next? Show?

Speaker 1 (39:52):
All right? Here I go.

Speaker 8 (39:54):
Would you rather be stuck in traffic? Would you rather
never be stuck in traffic again? Never be stuck in
traffic again?

Speaker 1 (40:02):
Period? Or would you rather never get a cold?

Speaker 2 (40:05):
I missed, I missed the second part.

Speaker 8 (40:08):
Would you rather never be stuck in traffic again? Or
would you rather never get a cold?

Speaker 5 (40:14):
What?

Speaker 1 (40:16):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (40:18):
I never I'd never get a cold. I don't cared
about no traffic, in traffic.

Speaker 1 (40:28):
I hate being stuck in traffic.

Speaker 8 (40:31):
I don't want no coal if I ain't gotta hell,
especially not not.

Speaker 2 (40:35):
In easy day.

Speaker 7 (40:35):
I'm gonna stay away from that cold because that turned
into something else, the traffic. We're gonna eventually go home.
I got drive anyway. Hell, I'm sleeping.

Speaker 1 (40:45):
About not that you stunt though, would you rather?

Speaker 2 (40:48):
Yeah, I'm going slect. I got drive. If you do this,
go ahead? What else you got?

Speaker 15 (40:55):
All right?

Speaker 8 (40:56):
We're coming out more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show
right after this.

Speaker 2 (41:01):
What's going on?

Speaker 11 (41:02):
This is Kevin Hart, and I want to thank everybody
for listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (41:06):
You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 8 (41:11):
All right, get ready, guys, It's time for a quick
game of one has to go kissing talking eye contact
during intimacy, kissing eye contact, you got one has to go.
We kissing, we're talking and we're looking gazing into each
other phone.

Speaker 2 (41:30):
We don't already talks? Yeah, man, no talk, I contact.
I don't need that. Gave me a full blow. I understand.
Just have a questions the entire time, of course it is.
I want response this, you know I want response this too.
I want to I got to talk all that eye contact.

(41:54):
We're gonna be face and face. No, we didn't here
to see we had hit it feel that's why we're
in here. I looked at you. Mm hmm. All right.

Speaker 8 (42:05):
One has to go six packs abs being handsome or wealthy, Handsome,
wealthy or six pack?

Speaker 7 (42:12):
Which one has handsome, wealthy or six pack?

Speaker 1 (42:19):
I ain't never been handsome?

Speaker 2 (42:21):
Well, which one is already gone? It's already. Let me
speak for everybody on this show right here, see right there, right,
I'm not gonna do it.

Speaker 7 (42:36):
No, listen, I'm gonna speak for everybody on this show
right here. Name them again, siry. One has to.

Speaker 1 (42:42):
Go six pack, handsome or wealthy.

Speaker 2 (42:47):
So you're speaking for the man.

Speaker 1 (42:48):
So yeah, go ahead for the men on this show,
on this show, go ahead.

Speaker 7 (42:53):
Two of these is gone at It ain't a six
pack on this ship. Ain't nobody hands on.

Speaker 8 (43:05):
This hell though, I got a put, I got a
four put see right now?

Speaker 7 (43:11):
Folk pack ain't worth for damn everybody's sitting up here
counting four bumps.

Speaker 8 (43:20):
Work out, damn what they do?

Speaker 2 (43:23):
They ain't got no six packs? Man, not hard. Do
you get a six pack?

Speaker 7 (43:29):
And let's get on this handsome thing. That's another thing missing.
That's the one, another one that you missing. No, no, don't
get on your birthday and get through high and mighty.
You the one missing that part. I ain't I know
you joke. Ain't nobody ugly with you?

Speaker 5 (43:45):
All?

Speaker 2 (43:45):
Mean?

Speaker 7 (43:46):
We all are sitting up here on this zoom. No
one is coming to your rescue, right nobody, Sureley laughing,
call the smiling Monica, smile. You are not handsome. You
don't have a six pack. I got a vote, so

(44:10):
we can talk about them cars and them and them
and them, chataus you live in and all this hell.
Junior got a new house, new trophy.

Speaker 8 (44:19):
I ain't.

Speaker 2 (44:20):
I ain't even gonna mention mine. We just.

Speaker 7 (44:23):
You should, matter of fact. Matter of fact, Charlie, you
can change the question with which two has to go?
I just don't get my two out the way right now? Yeah, yeah,
we can get rid of all the except one but
the next one.

Speaker 8 (44:42):
Chreley, All right, stage dominoes black Jack one has.

Speaker 2 (44:46):
To go spades, dominoes and black jack.

Speaker 1 (44:49):
H one has to go black jack, black jack. That's
money and stuff.

Speaker 2 (45:02):
I can't get rid of that. What is we are
there for.

Speaker 1 (45:07):
Spades, dominoes, black.

Speaker 2 (45:10):
In a long time, so yeah, I had to let
dominoes play when I was playing. Though you don't got
me too. What did you talk about?

Speaker 7 (45:24):
I'm talking about the bulk, the vast majority. Go ahead
next week.

Speaker 8 (45:32):
All right, ocean View mountain View City Skyline one has
to go. Ocean View mountain View City Skyline one one
has to go.

Speaker 2 (45:47):
We're not in the mountains. I don't like heights like that.

Speaker 7 (45:51):
Mountains, mountains, most curve, it's high for you.

Speaker 1 (45:56):
So all right, thank you.

Speaker 8 (45:59):
That's one had to go for today. All right, coming
up next, today's prank phone call. Right after this, you're
listening to the Steve Hardy Morning Show. Coming up at
the top of the hour, right about four minutes after.
It's my strawberry letter for today, and the subject is please.

Speaker 1 (46:14):
Leave me alone in the morning, bothering me.

Speaker 8 (46:22):
We'll get into that in just a minute, because right
now we got to deal with a nephew and his
prank phone call for today.

Speaker 2 (46:30):
Nephew, what is it. Please?

Speaker 6 (46:32):
Well, you know we're going to speak about some things
that are going on at the church. And that's right
here is weed in the church van. All right, all
my own mind's clear.

Speaker 8 (46:44):
All they clear to my mom, My beautiful late mother,
leave these church people alone.

Speaker 6 (46:52):
You have to understand, mama, that there are things that
have to be pranked about. And this right here is
weed in the church. The band now cat dog, if
you would, let's take it there. Let's let's get to
the weed in the vand let's get to the weeds.

Speaker 5 (47:09):
Hello, I'm trying to reach Dan, brother, brother Dan.

Speaker 16 (47:14):
Then hello, hello on because let's see.

Speaker 5 (47:19):
I'm trying to read brother Dare brother Dan?

Speaker 16 (47:22):
Oh listen?

Speaker 5 (47:23):
Okay, yeah, this brother Scott from the church from Belt
the Baptist. H Hello, yeah, I'll call you. I'm trying
to get a little information about the church band. What's
what's your schedule?

Speaker 4 (47:34):
Uh?

Speaker 16 (47:35):
Uh?

Speaker 5 (47:35):
Will you drive the church? What's what's your schedule?

Speaker 10 (47:38):
Uh?

Speaker 16 (47:39):
I drive the Wednesday Fridays and Sunday.

Speaker 5 (47:43):
Okay, Wednesday, Friday, this Sunday, Now Sunday. What what is
that schedule?

Speaker 16 (47:50):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (47:50):
Well Sunday.

Speaker 17 (47:51):
I usually start about eight o'clock in the morning, probably
a little early.

Speaker 16 (47:55):
It depends on some of the elderly people that I
have to go pick up and bring to the church.

Speaker 17 (48:00):
Sure they get there okay, and get situated and make
sure they're on time for the service and.

Speaker 5 (48:05):
Whatnot, okay, and then you take them back home after
service is over.

Speaker 17 (48:11):
Yes, I try to get all of them back home,
unless they got family members or something that come up
there and lead them up there and want to take
them to dinner the something afterwards.

Speaker 16 (48:18):
But you should get everybody back home.

Speaker 5 (48:21):
Okay, Okay. Now this plans Sunday, which is part of
the reason why I'm calling you. Uh. They saying that
some of the church members that was on the band
this Sunday, they are complaining, saying that that the church
van was spending like weed when they got on that.

(48:43):
Excuse me, they say the church van was spending like
weed when they got on there. And you are the
person that was driving them.

Speaker 17 (48:53):
Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, not not the
van that that I'm driving.

Speaker 7 (48:57):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (48:58):
I don't know.

Speaker 16 (48:58):
I didn't smoke weed in no Vain.

Speaker 5 (49:01):
Uh do you smoke weed? No?

Speaker 16 (49:05):
I don't smoke weed. I mean not currently.

Speaker 17 (49:07):
I mean I have before, but I don't smoke weed now,
and I would smoke weed before picking some people up
to Because now where are you carting it from?

Speaker 5 (49:18):
Who told you this? Well? All I know is what what?
What's coming down? The pipeline? Is they saying that that
a couple of the members came complaining.

Speaker 17 (49:26):
Let's see see now see this just happened last week
about this pipeline. I want to know who the pipeline
is because just last week they came in me talking
about that I was using the band to go places
that I wanted to go to on.

Speaker 16 (49:38):
My personal time. Now I don't do that. I don't
do stuff like that.

Speaker 5 (49:42):
Now.

Speaker 17 (49:42):
I have had a past, I had a history, but
I don't do stuff like that, and I wouldn't smoke
a no church fan.

Speaker 16 (49:48):
So are you seriously talking?

Speaker 2 (49:50):
What?

Speaker 5 (49:50):
What?

Speaker 6 (49:50):
What?

Speaker 2 (49:50):
What?

Speaker 5 (49:50):
What? We're trying to We're trying to get to the
bottom of it and see what's going on with you.

Speaker 2 (49:57):
Elderly person said, do you know which one?

Speaker 5 (50:00):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (50:00):
They love me Every Sunday then.

Speaker 16 (50:02):
People tell me they love me.

Speaker 17 (50:04):
They say I'm one of the most respectful young gentlemen
they've ever met in their life, and so I really
find that hard to believe that you getting these type
of complaints about me.

Speaker 5 (50:12):
Okay, one of them saying feeling like who we I
don't know what that means or nothing like that.

Speaker 16 (50:17):
Look, brother, I don't know you too well, and I
know you don't know me.

Speaker 17 (50:21):
But I've been driving this van as a point to
try to change my life and where I come from.
So this was something that I wanted to volunteer even
though I'm getting paid to give my time to.

Speaker 2 (50:32):
Do this for the church.

Speaker 17 (50:33):
And now this is like the second instance where y'all
came at me on some stuff about.

Speaker 16 (50:38):
Like I'm trying to do something with this van.

Speaker 17 (50:40):
Now, why would I disrespect the church van by smoking
weed in it and then letting the weeds stay in
there so other people.

Speaker 2 (50:45):
Could smell it?

Speaker 5 (50:46):
Okay, so let me tell you what we're gonna do.
We're gonna go out here to the church man to
say we're gonna go out here today and open it up. Now,
if we see any treeds or anything around the driver
or seat, then that then then we're gonna We're gonna
definitely uh open the van up. Man.

Speaker 17 (51:05):
I was raised in that church man, My mama, go
to that church, my grandma, see go to that church.

Speaker 16 (51:09):
See the reason we even all left that church.

Speaker 17 (51:12):
And you think I'm gonna mess up they by driving
around in the band full of elderly people smoking.

Speaker 5 (51:17):
Some like wedad.

Speaker 14 (51:21):
I don't know why to shut the fan smell like weed?

Speaker 7 (51:23):
Man, I don't.

Speaker 5 (51:25):
I don't got the answers to these questions.

Speaker 2 (51:26):
I'm just trying to tell you that it wasn't me.

Speaker 5 (51:29):
Did you have some weed in your pocket and live
there with just smell it?

Speaker 2 (51:32):
I ain't had no weed on me.

Speaker 17 (51:34):
Stop trying to say like I had weed on and
you ain't gonna give me nothing myth that had no
and we ain't had no weed on me. Okay, Now
you ain't gonna mess up.

Speaker 5 (51:41):
My name or my family's name in this church and
disrespect us like this. Now we've been helping this church
for years and.

Speaker 17 (51:47):
I'm trying to tell you that I ain't riding around
in no fans.

Speaker 16 (51:50):
Smoking no weed with no elderly people.

Speaker 2 (51:52):
Did you ask any of the elderly people if they
had any weed on them?

Speaker 6 (51:56):
No?

Speaker 5 (51:58):
No, think about no hel people having no weed.

Speaker 2 (52:02):
So you just assume it's me what one of them?

Speaker 5 (52:05):
Guy?

Speaker 14 (52:05):
Got call or something?

Speaker 5 (52:07):
What what?

Speaker 2 (52:08):
What you know? What you know?

Speaker 12 (52:09):
Who?

Speaker 5 (52:09):
I think?

Speaker 8 (52:10):
What?

Speaker 5 (52:10):
Did you know? Who I think the weed belonged to?

Speaker 16 (52:12):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (52:13):
Oh, I think I think the weed belonging iph You
tell me from the Steve Harvey Show. Man, Damn, you
just got pray. Oh my god, you just got pray.

Speaker 2 (52:32):
What is his name?

Speaker 5 (52:33):
His name is brother, brother Lawrence, Lawrence Lawson.

Speaker 16 (52:41):
Oh my.

Speaker 5 (52:43):
Larry called Larry law Man, Larry.

Speaker 2 (52:51):
Larry here in trouble with me.

Speaker 5 (52:53):
I canna hit him with the man. God Man, one
more thing. I got one more thing to ask you, man,
what is the saddest and I mean the baddest radio.

Speaker 16 (53:06):
Show in the land? Man Steve all In Morning.

Speaker 5 (53:15):
Man, going on Risk Man the rest of the day.

Speaker 2 (53:18):
I try, Man.

Speaker 16 (53:19):
I know I ain't gonna smell Louise.

Speaker 6 (53:26):
All right, thank y'all, Thank y'all so kindly for participating
in the wonderful, wonderful weed in the church.

Speaker 2 (53:35):
Man. Yes, yes, I know I smell it. I know
I smell it. You ought to be ashamed of yourself
this week. I know we when I smell Wow.

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Speaker 1 (54:29):
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(55:34):
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Speaker 2 (55:49):
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Speaker 8 (56:26):
Thank you, nephew, I mean thank you Thomas Miles. That's
right that week here Thomas Miles. All right, subject, please
leave me alone in the morning, please all right. Dear
Stephen Shirley. I'm fifty years old and I've been in
an open relationship with my man for almost twenty years.
Instead of cheating on one another, we do what we

(56:47):
do and keep it one hundred at all times. It
works for us, so people can judge us all they
want to. I get so tired of my man at times,
and I'm glad I can go and release my tension elsewhere.

Speaker 1 (57:00):
It's not always about sex either.

Speaker 8 (57:02):
I have a soul tie with another man and he's
just as special as my live in partner. I have
to keep him satisfied and nurture that relationship, and it's
wearing me.

Speaker 17 (57:12):
Then.

Speaker 8 (57:13):
I work from home and my live in wakes up
at four point thirty in the morning to start his day.
He's a morning person, meaning he's a type to want
sex when he rolls over every morning. That used to
not be a problem until I started dealing with my
other man more regularly. He also likes sex in the morning,
and when I meet him a few days a week

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for breakfast, I sometimes have to forego the sex because
I've already been thoroughly.

Speaker 1 (57:38):
Pleased for the day.

Speaker 8 (57:40):
It has gotten to the point where I have to
ask both of the men if they could please leave
me alone in the morning. It's like the older they got,
the more they want sex, and I'm just the opposite.
I enjoy the connections with them over the sex. I
know my live in has a great woman that he
spends the night with sometimes that takes a pressure off

(58:01):
of me. But the other man in my life is
only having sex with me and only me. He is
hopeful that I will come to my senses and be
his wife one day soon. But I'm cool with the arrangement.
All I need is more peaceful mournings. How do I
create balance for both relationships without slighting one of them?

Speaker 1 (58:20):
Please advise?

Speaker 8 (58:22):
Oh, okay, this is what you're signed up for, right,
I mean an open relationship.

Speaker 1 (58:28):
This is what you do in open relationships. You set
out of your own mouth that this works for you.

Speaker 8 (58:35):
You've been doing this for twenty years, twenty years. That's
a very very long time. Who wouldn't be tired. Okay,
here's the thing about life, though, it is ever changing.
You are fifty now, you are changing. You're slowing down
a little bit. Things change, circumstances change, feelings change. The
only thing that doesn't change are the facts. And the

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facts are that you are in an open relationship.

Speaker 1 (59:00):
And pretty much anything and everything goes in these types
of situations.

Speaker 5 (59:04):
You know that.

Speaker 1 (59:05):
But remember you.

Speaker 8 (59:06):
Said this works for you. Guess what, No, it doesn't
not anymore. I mean, you can't keep up. You can't
keep up with this unrealistic pace.

Speaker 1 (59:17):
You have changed.

Speaker 8 (59:19):
I told you that it's way too much for you now.
And because you're in an open relationship, that quote works
for you.

Speaker 1 (59:26):
You said it.

Speaker 8 (59:27):
You are allowing you're allowed to bring other people in.
So you're sleeping with another man now, who's wearing you out.
You're getting worn out. You said, they just won't leave
you alone in the morning. So for all we know,
you guys are like doing it right now. I mean,
this is a morning show.

Speaker 1 (59:44):
I don't even want to think about that.

Speaker 8 (59:46):
But but really it's always going on in the morning,
so you know, but you know, but you said it
works for you.

Speaker 2 (59:54):
I say, stop all of this. You can do that.

Speaker 8 (59:56):
It's time for a change. How much longer are you
going to put yourself through this? Not another twenty years?
I say it's time for you to close this open relationship.

Speaker 2 (01:00:07):
See you better talk, Shirley.

Speaker 5 (01:00:10):
Now.

Speaker 7 (01:00:10):
You told some truth today. Man, I wish I had
thought of that line.

Speaker 2 (01:00:15):
You came on. You better tell the truth.

Speaker 5 (01:00:17):
You said it.

Speaker 2 (01:00:18):
Works for you. No it ain't. No, it ain't. This
ain't working for you, the whole damn letter. Stupid. Let
me open by just saying this. I don't care about
the letter.

Speaker 7 (01:00:30):
I don't care about you, and I don't care about
none of this foolish This ain't this is working. This
ain't working for nobody but them. Stupid foolishness, your old ass.
Let me tell you something. Fifty is old for this
foolishness here. Let me tell you that right now. You

(01:00:51):
pulling this at fifty and been doing it for twenty years,
it's old. You old, and it done got old. That's
an age limit for all this ignorant mess you doing
so stupid behind. I can't stand people like this, and
then go right in on the national show like we
got some help for you.

Speaker 2 (01:01:12):
We ain't doing this. Well, know what to tell you?

Speaker 7 (01:01:17):
Everybody in no damn open relationship, You're in a situation
that ain't no relationship. Relationships is when you have relations
with people and you can relate to them. You relating
to everybody so stupid behind and you set up in
here and you got this man that y'all stay with
and you get tired of him sometime. Okay, there you go.
I thought it was working for you, and I can

(01:01:38):
go over release my tension elsewhere else. Well, now it
ain't always about sex.

Speaker 2 (01:01:43):
Well, what are you over that release?

Speaker 5 (01:01:46):
Huh?

Speaker 7 (01:01:46):
When you go to release your tension and it ain't
about sex, tell me what it is. But y'all over
there playing dominoes?

Speaker 2 (01:01:53):
What now?

Speaker 7 (01:01:56):
I'll tell you what's wrong? And then you say, I
have a soul tied with another man.

Speaker 2 (01:02:00):
He's just as special as my living in Pardner.

Speaker 7 (01:02:03):
What soul tied? Y'all having sex? This ain't no soul tie.
It's the same thing you got as you live in
all y'all see and who y'all want to see?

Speaker 2 (01:02:16):
And now you tied? You know why?

Speaker 7 (01:02:19):
Cause you own you old and woa out they your
old tail I have to say that it ain't need
fresh tale no more. You just woa out old tale.

Speaker 8 (01:02:35):
Of your response coming up Steve at twenty three minutes
after the hour. Today's strawberry letter, subject please leave me
alone in the morning. We'll get back into it right
after this.

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Speaker 8 (01:03:21):
All right, come on, Steve, let's recap today's strawberry letter.
The subject is please leave me alone.

Speaker 1 (01:03:27):
In the morning.

Speaker 2 (01:03:28):
Recap this pigment ass letter.

Speaker 7 (01:03:31):
This old ass woman that wrote in she fifty and
I'm not saying fifties old, but for this type of
thing right here, this hole.

Speaker 2 (01:03:40):
You too old for this.

Speaker 7 (01:03:41):
You should have tried this in your twenties, but oh no,
you've been doing it for twenty years.

Speaker 17 (01:03:47):
You just hold.

Speaker 2 (01:03:49):
Ragged ass letter. You can call in here with this
ragged ass story.

Speaker 7 (01:03:53):
Now you want me and Shirley to help you, Dear Steven, Shirley,
don't leave my leave my name off the patent from
now call us with this foolishness. We don't know how
to help you through this here. We ain't in no
relationship like that. I'm in a real relationship. My relationship
closed off. Seal got nails in the coffin border up

(01:04:14):
at the door. It's a tight can't get nothing else
in here. You're sitting up in here being twenty years
with the same man. Y'all do what y'all want to do.
He got somebody and then sometimes your man get on
your nerves and you know you're gonna talk about so
people can judge us all they want.

Speaker 18 (01:04:31):
What.

Speaker 7 (01:04:32):
Okay, Well here comes some more judging, because he wrote
in now here comes some more damn judge. I get
so tired of my man that time. Well, okay, so
I got glad. I can go somewhere and release my attention.
So you gonna go somewhere and hair set. That's what
this here is. It's not always about sex, Yes it is.

(01:04:54):
What else is you doing over there to release tension?
Whereas you're going over that wash dishes? What what is
you out there taking out the garbage?

Speaker 2 (01:05:03):
How you releasing chic? What you washing this car for?

Speaker 5 (01:05:05):
It?

Speaker 2 (01:05:06):
You just a lie card?

Speaker 7 (01:05:08):
You over there having sex with this man and then
sitting in there talking about I have a sole tie
with another man and he's just as special as my
living in partner. Now lord him, mercy man, make up
your rabbit ass man. You gotta live in partner and
a soul tie with a man that's just as special
as your living in partner. Then you come sitting up

(01:05:30):
in here. I gotta keep him satisfied to nurture that relationship,
and it's wearing me thin. No, the ain't thin out.
Then wore your ass out. You ain't record being no more?
Can't keep this up?

Speaker 2 (01:05:42):
You fitted.

Speaker 7 (01:05:43):
I work from home and my live in wakes up
at four thirty in the morning, start his day. He
a morning person, and he got to have that type
of sex to want when he roll over every morning.

Speaker 2 (01:05:54):
Okay, And then that used to not be a problem.

Speaker 7 (01:05:57):
Then you started dealing with your other man on the
red and he likes sex too in the morning, and
when I meet him a few days a week for breakfast,
I sometimes had to forego to sex because he already
been thoroughly pleased for the day.

Speaker 8 (01:06:11):
What what?

Speaker 5 (01:06:13):
What?

Speaker 2 (01:06:14):
So everywhere you.

Speaker 7 (01:06:16):
Go somebody trying to do you. You can't go no
damn well without somebody trying to do you. Man, that's
a lot of damn pressure right there. If everywhere you
go you woke up somebody, did you gonna meet the

(01:06:36):
other one for breakfast?

Speaker 2 (01:06:37):
He wanted to do you? Then you get back home
and lo and behold his ass is fuck.

Speaker 1 (01:06:44):
In for twenty years.

Speaker 2 (01:06:48):
Twenty years. It is the warha old ass out.

Speaker 7 (01:06:51):
It's gotten to the point where I've had to ask
both of my men if they could please leave me
alone in the morning. Why don't you leave them alone?

Speaker 2 (01:07:00):
Stupid? It ain't them. They messing with you because they
like using you, because that's what you are. You the dumpster.

Speaker 7 (01:07:09):
You got two men dumping on you, and more than that,
because you've been doing it for twenty years. It's just
another one, this one you're telling us. So you've been
you've been a girl. Please come on now, let me
finish you off. I know my living has a great
woman that he spends the night with sometime, and that
takes the pressure off of what.

Speaker 19 (01:07:31):
He got.

Speaker 2 (01:07:31):
A great woman that he spends time and he's spend
the night over here. But the other man in my
life is only having sex with me and only me.

Speaker 10 (01:07:46):
You st.

Speaker 5 (01:07:49):
You think?

Speaker 2 (01:07:49):
Let me ask you something.

Speaker 7 (01:07:51):
You think he know you live with this man and
know you having sex with him, and you having sex
with him. But sometime at breakfast you have the four
gold is sex and you telling me Steve Hardy that
this man is just having sex with you and only you.

Speaker 2 (01:08:07):
You dumb, just like the rest of this damn letter?
Is you dumb? Just like the rest of this damn letter?
You one stupid woman?

Speaker 7 (01:08:15):
And if you think this man is just having sex
with you, are you lost your mind?

Speaker 2 (01:08:22):
And you said he has a high.

Speaker 7 (01:08:23):
Sex drive, you coming over for breakfast and you too
tired because you got wore out?

Speaker 2 (01:08:29):
Girl bye.

Speaker 7 (01:08:32):
He is hopeful that I will come to my senses
and be his wife one day soon. Oh that's what
he told you. Wait, that's what he told you, brave.
Hold up, lady, you think that this man wants you
to come to your senses and be his wife girl. No,
that's what he said.

Speaker 2 (01:08:52):
We have no advice to you.

Speaker 7 (01:08:56):
How let you keep on doing what you're doing until
you wad let me tell you, we'll not come back.
I'm gonna tell you one other thing about this relationship.
I just won't say one thing.

Speaker 1 (01:09:05):
Do you wing?

Speaker 2 (01:09:07):
Okay?

Speaker 8 (01:09:07):
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to add one more thing to the Strawberry letter.

Speaker 2 (01:10:04):
Please, I don't ask something to this.

Speaker 7 (01:10:06):
You know this priss Bowman that rode in on this
Strawberry letter, that's got these two men she been dating,
and now she been in a twenty year open relationship
and now ball her men like to have sex in
the morning, so now they're an woe her out. Now
she talking about she needs some advice. You fifty, you're
too damn old for this. Nobody won't tell old. You

(01:10:26):
done wore that old raggedy tail out. Now you sitting
have been trying to figure out how to conservative, And
I'm gonna tell you something else. A little boy, I
had a raggedy tail. One time I had two rac
coon tails on my bike. They were stuck in my handleballs,
and when I drove down the street, then raccoon tails
flew in the wind.

Speaker 8 (01:10:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:10:46):
I remember one time I got that rac coon tail
caught in a card dough somehow, and I kept trying
to pull it out the door.

Speaker 2 (01:10:53):
I was just tearing the.

Speaker 7 (01:10:54):
Hard, tearing the hall for that tail. I was just
weighing that tail out, and then it started raining outside.
By the time I got that old raggedy ass tail
out that card though it had half defer on it
as the other one, and I had rained on it,
and then that little bit of hair got magic down.

(01:11:15):
I pull up at the house with my bike, my
mama on the back porch and looked down to me
and say, Stevie, where you get that little raggedy tail from?

Speaker 5 (01:11:28):
Now?

Speaker 7 (01:11:28):
You probably said, Steve, what they got to do with
this story? Well, let's fifty the old woman that got
caught in the card dough then snatched all the half
her teal, then roll it out in and got rained on.
And now little Steven looking at her hair, trying to
figure out where you want us to tell you about
that little raggedy tail you got you exhausted, then wow

(01:11:51):
yourself out and I throwing a thank God for that
analogy for me riding my bike with that one little
raggedy tail.

Speaker 2 (01:12:01):
Razing hot tail get raggedy.

Speaker 7 (01:12:04):
Don't let your tail get ragged, don't let your tail
get caught in the card though, Yes, girl, don't let
your tail get rained.

Speaker 2 (01:12:13):
Thought, Yeah, like a good raggedy tail story, oh man.

Speaker 7 (01:12:20):
And the last thing you want to do is put
a raggedy tail hanging out your hand.

Speaker 2 (01:12:26):
It didn't look nothing like the other tail lord have
raggedy What a beautiful moment, Junior. I'm sighing about that.
I'm talking.

Speaker 7 (01:12:38):
I love it, man, But it was kind of it
was a little sport too, because I was talking about
bike riding for that was not sports for the day.

Speaker 2 (01:12:46):
That was cycling. Now, yeah, then you're gonna tell me cycling.
Thank you about it? Yeah, cycling. That raggedy tail hanging
out to your hand.

Speaker 1 (01:12:59):
Man up at the top of the uptol looked.

Speaker 2 (01:13:01):
Like it was fifty years old.

Speaker 8 (01:13:04):
We'll be back with more of the Steve Harvey Morning
Show right after this. You're listening to the Steve Harvey
Morning Show, All right, Steve. This one is from Lenae
in Houston. Renee says, I went to Sam's Club and
before I could pay for my items, I had to
renew our membership. Customer service said it was ninety dollars
for the three people on the account. It was supposed

(01:13:24):
to be only my husband and I on the account,
but a female was added to our account on November seventeenth.
I called my husband and he said it's no big deal.
He let his co worker, who's a single mom, use
our account. Well, a single mom doesn't need to buy
in bulk, so I canceled her card. I told my husband,
I want to meet the single mom. He said, I

(01:13:44):
should be ashamed of myself. I have her name and address.
So should I pop up and introduce myself to this woman?

Speaker 5 (01:13:51):
No?

Speaker 7 (01:13:52):
I mean, why are you going over there? Your deal
is with your husband. See, y'all, let me tell what
y'all gonna do. Y'all gonna miss around and run up
on somebody that don't feel getting ran.

Speaker 2 (01:14:00):
Upon that day? True?

Speaker 7 (01:14:03):
And and and and get yourself in a real situation. Okay,
let's let's just say. Let's let's say she is a
single mother and she going through it. She just just
one of them days. Man, she ain't making the ends meet, right,
She's struggling. She just overwhelmed. And now here you come.
And and she ain't just with it today? Uh that

(01:14:23):
you done came over to her house? And I guess what.

Speaker 2 (01:14:27):
When you roll up, remember you can get rolled up.
You just have to remember that nice and tight. See.

Speaker 1 (01:14:36):
Why would why would he do that adding her without
telling his wife?

Speaker 2 (01:14:39):
Why would he do that? Was stupid?

Speaker 7 (01:14:42):
How you thought your wife wasn't gonna find that right.
That was dumb, like a doknob Dog. Why didn't you
just get her her own card?

Speaker 5 (01:14:52):
Bro?

Speaker 2 (01:14:53):
I don't know how much you Sam's cards call once
a year maybe to join or something.

Speaker 7 (01:15:00):
Fifty to joint for one fifty year, three hundred a
year by her own membership.

Speaker 2 (01:15:08):
Dog. That's how you that's how you be gangster?

Speaker 8 (01:15:11):
What did you adding her without saying anything? And you
know your wife's gonna find out and.

Speaker 7 (01:15:17):
Nigg I took her off. You should be ashamed of yourself. Boy,
you know how long that's gonna last at your house.
You should be ashamed of yourself. You can't tell that
to the right to the wrong system. As a matter
of fact, No, sister, I know none of them on
this show.

Speaker 2 (01:15:31):
Ignorant.

Speaker 7 (01:15:32):
He's ignorantant on this show right here. Well we know
y'all should be ashamed of yourself. You are me, Yes,
you are, Yes, you are called and I'm talking to you.

Speaker 2 (01:15:40):
No, no, my husband not putting nobody on my Sam.

Speaker 1 (01:15:44):
We're not, at least yeah, we're.

Speaker 2 (01:15:46):
Not doing that. No no, no, no, no no, you're
not putting nobody on the no woman on the Sam's account.
If I know about it, I don't give a damn And.

Speaker 7 (01:15:55):
She stayed across the sheet street and I watch her
husband in the front yard.

Speaker 1 (01:16:00):
Really, why you go so fally.

Speaker 7 (01:16:06):
Sam's card for now? You ain't got to buy in
balk he gone? Didn't you know what the lady said?
Why is she buying in bulk? See, this is why
you can't do comedy no more because the people this show.

Speaker 2 (01:16:23):
I'm.

Speaker 1 (01:16:26):
We didn't understand it.

Speaker 7 (01:16:28):
Well, it's it's it's a hypothetical situation. Ain't nobody across
the street and now you want to help the lady out?
Why why she need a Sam card now? Because the
biggest eating in the house is gone?

Speaker 2 (01:16:42):
You know you can't. And that's what comedy is.

Speaker 7 (01:16:45):
Comedy is saying something real crazy that somebody might be
thinking and too scared to say it. But now you
do that now political correctness and killed it. I'm gonna
do anohing, Go ahead, do the next from washing ain't
gonna Oh, okay, go ahead, go ahead.

Speaker 8 (01:17:02):
All right, we have time for another one, Steve. This
one's from Florence, Florence in Columbia. Florence says, hi, crew,
I'm twenty four years old. Florence is my middle name
and I use it because I don't like my first name.
I was named after my grandma, Florence, and she just
moved in with us. I never spent a lot of
time around this grandma, and she's different from my other grandma.

(01:17:23):
My mom is black and my dad is white. I
grew up around my dad's family and they were regular
and boring. My grandma Florence is black, and she's very
honest and direct. So I've done a lot of crying
and a lot of laughing since she moved in. I
don't think she likes me, so I'm trying to get
on her good side. How do I deal with her personality?

Speaker 7 (01:17:44):
Yeah, we're gonna head to do this when we'll be
come back. You got the black grandma, all right.

Speaker 8 (01:17:49):
We'll be back with more of the Steve Harvey Morning
Show right after this. You're listening to the Steve Harvey
Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (01:17:57):
All right.

Speaker 8 (01:17:57):
So Steve, this is from Florence and Columbia. She says, Hi, crew,
I'm twenty four. Florence is my middle name. I use
it because I don't like my first name. I was
named after my grandma, Florence. She just moved in with us.
I've never spent a lot of time around this grandma,
and she's different from my other grandma. My mom is
black and my dad is white. I grew up around
my dad's family. They were regular and boring. Grandma Florence

(01:18:19):
is black and she's very honest and direct. So I've
done a lot of crying, a lot of laughings since
she moved in. I don't think she likes me, and
so how do I deal with her personality?

Speaker 7 (01:18:28):
Well, there is nothing you could do because old people
not fitting to change. I am a bit curious though,
that your name you use Florence because you didn't like
the first You like Florence, So I ain't know if
you like Florence.

Speaker 2 (01:18:41):
What is that first name? Because Florence is old as hell.

Speaker 7 (01:18:46):
So you're probably mad at your grandmama because you got
named after her. You didn't get named after the white grandmother.
Your name would have been Becky, Chillie An or something
like that. They took first name when they country. Reason
you picked with with floors because you didn't care. You
didn't want to be called Kizzie. You didn't want to
be called Opadetta, one of them old last names. So

(01:19:09):
I think you should embrace your old grandmother. I'm tell
you right now because she's talking about the white grandmama.
That's what you don't like because you spend a lot
of time with you know you bet you get over
here and eat this far I send you over there
and have to eat, went back and cook. All she
did was running under the cap water. You season it
on that side of the fam.

Speaker 8 (01:19:29):
All right, we have more of the Steve Harvey Morning
Show coming up at thirty.

Speaker 1 (01:19:33):
Three minutes after the hour.

Speaker 2 (01:19:36):
And getting you have some k or what you want?

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All right, guys, it is time for a round of
would you rather?

Speaker 2 (01:20:19):
All right here we go.

Speaker 1 (01:20:20):
Would you rather think about this one? Would you rather
live on the beach.

Speaker 2 (01:20:25):
Okay?

Speaker 8 (01:20:26):
Or would you rather live in a cabin in the
woods on the beach, on the beach, on the beach,
or a cabin in the woods?

Speaker 2 (01:20:36):
Black people don't do cabin in That ain't really what
we do.

Speaker 1 (01:20:40):
Do They do beaches?

Speaker 2 (01:20:41):
We do beaches. Let me ask you a question. Do
you have a house on the beach?

Speaker 1 (01:20:47):
You just out on the scene.

Speaker 2 (01:20:50):
It's just out here on play a survival. We have
a hog woods.

Speaker 1 (01:20:58):
You can have a you can have a a little
house on the beach.

Speaker 8 (01:21:02):
Wait, William and I don't want a little house or
a beautiful cabin in the woods, a.

Speaker 7 (01:21:07):
Little house on the beach, or a beautiful cabin in
the oh, well, I might have to go to the woods.

Speaker 2 (01:21:15):
You have to do it. Take that beautiful cabin in
that woods.

Speaker 1 (01:21:19):
I'm a beautiful cabin in the woods or a little
house on the beach.

Speaker 2 (01:21:23):
I couldn't have them trees out in the wood though
I need to. I got to be a seat.

Speaker 7 (01:21:28):
I got I need a little bit of I need
a little clear before you walk up to the house,
because it stuff in the wood. I can't walk outside
and all us on the back porch exactly.

Speaker 8 (01:21:41):
But the beach, you can walk out to the water,
walk along the beach, clear your head.

Speaker 5 (01:21:46):
Run.

Speaker 2 (01:21:47):
But when you got us in that little house though,
that's the little house.

Speaker 7 (01:21:50):
Okay, we wash up, hit your window, bust your window,
nights in that We now.

Speaker 1 (01:22:04):
In the woods, American be in the woods.

Speaker 2 (01:22:06):
Yeah bad, when we got that clean, Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:22:11):
Knock that little cabin down. Okay, all right, I think
you guys are born. I think you guys are.

Speaker 1 (01:22:18):
Kind of torn on that one.

Speaker 2 (01:22:20):
What's what you got next? Ship? All right? Here I go.

Speaker 8 (01:22:23):
Would you rather be stuck in traffic? Would you rather
never be stuck in traffic again? Never be stuck in
traffic again? Period?

Speaker 1 (01:22:32):
Or would you rather never get a cold?

Speaker 2 (01:22:34):
I missed it. I missed the second part.

Speaker 8 (01:22:37):
Would you rather never be stuck in traffic again? Or
would you rather never get a cold?

Speaker 19 (01:22:43):
What?

Speaker 5 (01:22:45):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:22:47):
I never I'd never get a cold. I don't care
about the.

Speaker 1 (01:22:49):
Traffic, never.

Speaker 2 (01:22:56):
Get in traffic.

Speaker 1 (01:22:58):
I ain't being stuck in traffic.

Speaker 2 (01:23:00):
I don't want no coal if I ain't gotta hell,
especially not easyday.

Speaker 7 (01:23:05):
I'm gonna go stay away from that cold because that
turned into some Melster traffic. We're gonna eventually go home.
I got drive anyway, Hell, I'm.

Speaker 3 (01:23:13):
Sleeping, yeout, not that you're stunting, No, would you have?

Speaker 2 (01:23:17):
Yeah, let me go. I'm going slext I got drive.
If you do this, go ahead? What else you got?

Speaker 15 (01:23:24):
All right?

Speaker 1 (01:23:24):
That's it. We gotta get out of here.

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Speaker 22 (01:25:20):
Chicago Public School CEO Pedro Martinez is under fire concerning
a false report that ice agents were inside a city school.
The school leader defended the district's response on Friday and
Hamline Elementary School on the South Side. He says, the
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Speaker 22 (01:25:47):
Twentieth Ward Alder Woman Janette Taylor says Martina should have
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Speaker 23 (01:25:52):
We saw loads of people that we didn't know. We
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Speaker 22 (01:26:04):
Taylor is requesting that Mayor Johnson and CPS have a
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