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good morning everybody. You're listening to the voice, Come on

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dig me now one It only Steve harvey Man got
a radio show. Real glad about it too, you know.
Um um. I hope that God always keeps me in
the frame of frame of mind to try to be
sharing and try to be motivational and even when it's

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not felt or wanted by some people. I have people
around me who seem to not benefited off anything, and
I can sit with them and talk to them or
take meetings with them to try to encourage them, and
for whatever reason, you know, they want to just keep
going the way they're going. When you run into people

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like that, you have to pray for them. You have
to just hope that one day that they release the
chains on their mind and open up your mind to
a new way of thinking. A couple of things I
wanted to go over with that I want you all
today in terms of motivation, I want you to be
aware of statements or old sayings that have been created

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that you hear over the course of time, and you
may be applying them to your life. And I want
you to be careful of some of them because some
of these old sayings, man, are not designed for people
who are dreamers, are not designed for people who have
any aspirations of being extraordinary. These are not designs or

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sayings that people who want to be extremely successful at
anything or have high aspirations to put these sayings into
your life. Let me give you an example. Statistics say
that's it. That's the one who want you to be
careful about statistics, say, be very careful of stats. When

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a person says, you know statistics, say one out of
every what see, listen to me. These are things that
sound like they're good, sound solid advice, but they're setting
you up for failure. And you can't adhere yourself to
a lot of these sayings that's been passed down from generations,

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and it's not scripture. It ain't in the scripture nowhere
that statistics say. It's just some people and a lot
of people who have lost have come up with these
sayings to justify why they keep losing or why they lost.
When I was arst got started in the business, there

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were more stand ups around now than it is today
because the comedy boom in eighty four eighty five was
it was gaining a lot of momentums, comedy club, comedy
nights everywhere. The statistic that a guy told me I
told him I wanted to be on the Johnny Carson Show,

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the Tonight Show. The guy said, one out of every
two thousand comedians ever make it to the Tonight Show. Okay, Now,
when he told us that, some of the comedians in
the room went, well, wow, man, oh that's rough. Because

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a guy had also said that there was approximately six
thousand comedians in the country at that time. I don't
know if it was true. I'm just telling you guy
was out there sputing numbers. I have no idea how
many it was, but he said, one in every two
thousand will make it to the Tonight Show. And he
let the air out of everybody in the room, button

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be so every night before I went on stage, I
used to do this right here, but Bampa da bada
la la la la badaampada ba la la la da.
That was the tonight theme song. I was young, opening
act nowhere near Hollywood, didn't. I was in Cleveland telling

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jokes at one night us. But that was my thing
because I was bent and determined that if it's one
in two thousand, okay, why don't I just be the one?
Be careful when people say statistics say because they are
set up to ful failure. If you're gonna adhere to him,
see that one in so many? It wasn't so many
people win the lottery. But if you don't play the lottery,

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you ain't gonna be the one to hit. Now when
the dude hit you go while he was lucky, but
he played. Here's another one. Maybe it's not meant to
be all right, let's go one step further. I guess
it wasn't the Lord's will. Don't you dare blame God
for something you may have not done yourself because you

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didn't get the proper education, because you didn't do the
things you were supposed to do. Because you didn't stay
to the task, because you quit, turned around and went
the other way. Now, maybe it's not It wasn't the
lord's will. These are all statements that sound like sound advice,
but they ain't all the time, got nothing to do

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with you. Stop letting these old fogy sayings get in
your way of what can happen in your life. Don't
put all your eggs in one basket? Who came up
with this? Who came up with the If you don't
pour all your efforts into one thing, how are you

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gonna be great at that one thing? If Kobe Bryant,
Michael Jordan, Magic Johnson, Larry Bird had not played basketball
sun up to sundown, Magic Johnson didn't go to Michigan
to get an education. Land Burry didn't go to Indiana
to get an education. These casts was bawling. Michael Jordan

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didn't go to North Carolina get an education. They went
to play ball. They went to do one thing. Tiger
Woods didn't go to Stanford to get an education. He
went to play golf. Soon as he got good enough,
he'd gone. These are guys that put all their eggs
in one basket. See what's cool with putting all your

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eggs in one basket. Is you now can maximize your
effort and laser beam what you're doing. Your problem is
all you gotta do is make sure what is your
basket made out of. If your basket is made out
of faith, hope, hard work, and belief, then guess what,

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that's a good basket. I'm dumping all mine in it
because ever since I was a young dude, I've been
telling jokes one thing, one thing only. Even when he
got ugly and I was living in a hard I
never quit telling them jokes. Man. I just kept believing
that them jokes was gonna pay me one day, and
I'll be dog gone if it didn't. I ain't take
no time off. Go work at the Walmart, give me

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a job, go back to Forward and beg for my
job back. Hey, man, put all your eggs in a basket.
Just make sure that your basket is made up of faith, hope, belief,
hard work. Your basket woven by God. What you're tripping for,
You're defeating yourself. Where is your faith? Where is your belief?

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Where is your trust? At one point in time, you
got to believe that God could do what he say
gonna do because he'dn't done it for others, he'll most
certainly do it for you. Be careful of these sayings
that's out here, that's aligned by losers and people to
justify why they are not succeeded. Don't apply this stuff
to your life. And it ain't got nothing to do
with you. You're gonna mess yourself up, all right? Okay,

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you're listening show, ladies and gentlemen, it is upon us
a new day gratitude. Oh man, thank you Lord for
waking me up this morning. I feel good about that. Man. Wow,
what a great blessing it is to get up every
morning y'all to celebrate that it's a new day. Let's
get it on Steve Harvey Marty's show. WHOA what a

(10:23):
good heart? Laugh I need today, Shirley start baring calling
for real matha to South Junior government name, kiss fates,
the legend of nephew Tommy, yours truly, Junior. What's on
your mind today? Okay? Uh, well, let's talk about it. Man.
You my mentor, you helped me with a lot of things.

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Do you have mentors? Do you have people that you
turn to at your level? Right now? Yeah? Yeah, couple
of people that I can call when I'm when I
feel sort of stuck, you know, because you need a friend,
you know that you can run stuff by Sometimes sometimes
you just want to say it out loud and bounce
it off another person. So I got a couple of

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people I could call, you know, I call them. They
are all men. Not saying women aren't capable. I just
I'm not allowed to call them though, say that. Yeah, yeah,

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how she know? Oh oh you didn't want to ask
your wife I'm her? Yes, No I do, man. I'll
tell you who I don't call though, And this is
gonna help us out today. I tell you know, I
would never call never herschel Walker. That's a resounding no.

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Yeah today, man, I hope we find a couple of
commercials that I want to point out to our attention.
But the one is not a commercial, but it endorsement
from Lindsey Graham for herschel Walker telling black people how
important herschel Walker is to us, for us. I wish, man,

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I wish I had kept that. It was the worst
thing Sisquen. Does Lindsey Graham care about what's best for
us or even know what's best for us? But have
the audacity to tell us how good herschel Walker is
for us. But then he didn't realize he was saying
it's good for conservatism because herschel Walker will lead more

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African Americans to Conservatism if he would to get elected.
He's just what the African Americans needed. I was looking
at him, going boy. He actually said, I wish I
hope I find it so I can play it back
to this morning what Lindsay Graham said on behalf of him.

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But it's just ridiculous. And we got a bigger runoff
election coming off here in Georgia. It's down to Georgia again.
I want all of our constituents who voted to go
back to the polls and vote again. And I want
the ones who set out to understand how important it
is for you not to sit that out, because had
you not set out, it would have been enough. But

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then I think we've got to talk to our other
people who are non African Americans and ask them what
are you thinking with herschel Walker. All right, all right,
thank you, Steve. Coming up at thirty two minutes after
the hour, we'll have some church complaints from rebend Motown

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and Deacon death Jam right after this. You're listening, all right,
it is time now it's Monday, you know, so we
gotta have some church complaints from Reverend Motown and Deacon
death Jam. We we gavel this morning disperously, yeah, knowing

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that abiquarily we will jostify, yeah, into the realm of reality.
Weed is morning. We come to you with asquaciousness that boy,

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you know, and things of that nature. Sometimes we die
terribly regressingly progress, you know what I'm saying. I let
us begin now with church complaints from our very own
decondif gem Yes, all right, Pastor, I rather tiring Beasley.

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He has an issue now. He dressed up like black
Panther this weekend and I got got his butt weep
at the McDonald drive through and at the dollars though.
He says he's stuck in the suit and can't get
it out. He wants the church's help. That's your carl
on that, Pa. We don't do a Halloween Hill visit

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the sick and the shutting in. The Only way we
can help him is he going the house and call
in as a sick and shut end from now and
then we can send a sister Albigail over there and
cut him out the super Miguel. But as long as
he's going out in his asked for nothing, we can

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do about that. But did he go to the movie?
I don't know if he went to the movie. Why
kind of fever let me and say that fresh him
from up. But I don't know if he went to
the movie or night. Well, I understood that he's been
walking everywhere across the latex suit. He's so big he

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can't turn the spin wheel because on the pleathor can't
go right or left. An I got the dendril man,
I got the vision. All right, I'm moving out. I

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passed the brother Marvin's funeral, as you know, it was
just passed Saturday. Now, apparently the funeral home did not
you know, they normally sold the suit fleaves down and
they didn't do that. And during the funeral, Brother Marvin's
arm moved and flung outside the casket. We got sixteen

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members and I see you they was all trying to
get out to do at the same time. We need
to go down there and visit these people as well
as paper a few hospital bills. You know, that's the
second time that's happened. Oh, that's why I've said from
now on that all funerals, the double doors at the

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back of the church have to remain open. These victims
was trampled getting out of there. It happened to wake too.
That's why we has our wakes right in front of though.
Oh or service, not the night before. Keep the double

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doors open that way, because I remember four years ago
or sister Auberlin set straight up in the hood casketown.
I remember that. I remember that, what do you now?
Straight up? And I got out that down. I remember

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we didn't have church for a month. We got an issue.
I don't you're now the temperature is just so tense
right now. But our white members I wanted to marge
of their own shopping day. They saying that after Black Friday,
they want White Saturday. I don't, I don't understand what this.

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But they want us to march with them for this
called and it's it's it's your call, path, But that's
what we're not that of the been had white Christmas?
What the past um dreaming white Christmas? Come on? All

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we got is a Black Friday. And you got a
problem with that? Now, Lord, miss what about full for
July that ain't and the rockets red glare bristed in
the air. Oh say, can you see the dogs like?

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Come on so proudly we heal as the Twilight last.
Ain't nobody wrote that bottle white. There's not a moving
line in that song. Emotionally want, emotionally stirn Nope, yeah,

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you kids read lab could be shot at about bursting
in all. That's an invasion when gay prow thro the night,
let me get to that no night dog outse didn't

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we shoot? You're gonna need to hear that fron eye hold.
I don't tell yourself now, I'm just one the one
that brings the news. I heard Joe Walker wants to
come and speak here at the track run off run
off against Senator whynot Now he's asking all to me
and the wear overalls and straw hats, and he wants

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to he wants out the ladies to wear dusters that
they wants to teach us a new line dance called shucking. Yah.
It's und you pass if you want. I'm not gonna happen.
I'm almost inclined to have hershel really really and it's

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a damn shame. He's in a running for this here
right this country. All right, thank you. That is church
complaints for today. Coming up next, we're gonna ask the CLO.
Chief Love Officer, Steve Harvey will be in the building
for your love questions. Right after this, you're listening Steve

(20:57):
Morning Show coming up at the top of the hour.
In entertainment news, comedian Dave Chappelle hosted Saturday Night Lives
post election episode like he has for the past couple
of years, and his monologue is already already being criticized.
And Netflix will have his first ever live streaming stand
up comedy show. It will star Chris Rock. But right now,

(21:20):
it is time to ask the ClOH Ane In Long
Island Rights, I'm thirty five and I sell cars. I've
been dating a guy I sold a car to. He's
got great credit, swag, a nice house, and he's cute.
The only problem is that he has a speech impediment.
I end up helping him talk and it frustrates him.

(21:43):
I get frustrated too, and I want to suggest speech
therapy with that hurt his feelings? Right, No, he said
thirty six. She's thirty six, just a guy. She filled

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the car too. Oh, I thought it was a hershel
because you know how long think about that car, it's all. Well, see,
if it's speech impediment, is stuttering though, that's gonna be
that's gonna hurt me because I have a special affinity
for people who stutter. Because yeah, she said it myself,

(22:28):
she said she helps him. Yeah, it might be. She
didn't say stuttering, but it might be because that's the
only one you can help him, which you can't help
him about it with nothing less. You know, you gotta list.
It's just a list. But nobody if you take all
that speeds and that thies out your words, they're just
gonna let you say it. Yeah, should she suggest to

(22:51):
speech therapy with that her to speak? No, that ain't
gonna help dog, That ain't. You're gonna have to go
and just work with him. Yeah. That's hard to quick
studying when you really old, because you don't believe you can.
So what is she doing that? Yeah? You know, like,
see Tommy, you go ahead and start studying and I'll
show you how she doing so. So what he trying

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to say is so you just be asking someone? Yeah,
so she just cuts them off. We we we you
want want tonight tonight to be fine, baby, man, tonight,
I was just thinking about, you know, steak restaurant, to
be good too, man, Wenna share No, no, no, no,

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she helped him. You got to els gonna be a minute.
Well they're they're together, and she's just work with him. Yeah, okay,
so just work with them, you're saying, yeah, work with him,
going anticipate tongue tied. When tongue tied on the show,

(23:58):
Sherley translates, I remember that because tune Tide is a
real character that I grew up with. Oh okay, named
Louis John. Okay, okay, yeah, all right. Moving on to
Carrie in Saint Louis, Carrie says, I took my mom

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to the doctor and we stopped by the store so
she could buy a coke. I gave her a twenty
dollars bill for her coke, and she bought a lot
of ticket with my change. Days later, I found the
ticket in my car and it's worth two hundred dollars.
Mom is tripping and it was my money that she used.
So do I owe her any of the money? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, y'a.

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All you get out of that is your twenty Your
mama get up on eighty. Woo, that's how that worked. Yeah,
you all herd to twenty. I mean, you get your
twenty back. But it was your mama's ticket and it's
worth two hundred. And she bought the lottery tickets. If
she hadn't bought a lot take, that would be no
two hundred. So get your twenty back, So which is
all you wanted anyway, And give your mama the one

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eighty and then have that. Yeah, and it wasn't more
than that, it'd be a fight. I wouldn't even told you. Yeah, right,
all right. Moving on to Tsha and Duluth. Tsha says,

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I just found out my husband had an affair for
three months. His mistress called and sent pictures. I find
it odd that he would cheat because I'm always down
to have a threesome. Our marriage is very unconventional one.
So so do I have the right to be upset? Well? Wow,

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you always down for threesome, You always down for cheating? Anyway,
he just made it a falsom. What's the difference between
threesomoun of falsom? That would be four people? Well, I
mean marriages between only two people. So once sheroduced the
third and you cool with that. I ain't no needed
to trip about the fourth. Well, I guess because he

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didn't tell her he had the affair Steve for permission.
How cheating works. M that's not how cheating works, folks. Ye,
cheating is not a permissible uh. In fact, in fraction,
you don't get permission to cheat, then it wouldn't be cheating.
You're asking for permission, and who's gonna get you permission? Nobody?

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So she's okay, let me ask you this. She says,
their marriage is very, very unconventional. So obviously it's not open. Then,
not unconventional, it is open, it's very so now it's
some more unconventional stuff that happen in it. What's wrong?
He said it was unconventional. He tired of doing it

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with her dog, He tired of doing it with her already. Yeah,
you always down for a threesome. Okay, cool? Why would
he cheat? You shouldn't even be hurt, that's what. That's what.
That's her question. Does she have the right? What the
hell you've seen these people ben't here before? Now? What

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is the surprise that it's some both people in here?
Who's always down for whatever? But yeah, well down getting
to being down because he goes some more whatever hurt?
Why but she is hurt though? That's stupid. You can't.

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You can't have to be okay with cheating and not
be okay with you had it. Be careful for what
you wish for you because we got plenty more with it.
You all you like cheating. We got one that called
from Yeah he's mad. He didn't tell her. I ain't
want to tell you, just said you was down for whatever.

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All I do and tested out before it came over
here because I don't want to inferior product coming into
So I went over and tested it out for three
months and it didn't work out. Was just what I thought.
It was a little bit much that he just have
a sending picture. See, we would have had that in
our marriage. And she fortunate that I went over here

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and found this out before she started sending it. She
didn't have pictures outs everywhere. She said, she finds it
odd cheat. She finds it odd that we would that
he would cheat. You found it odd he would cheat,
That's what she said. You didn't think it was odd
when he bought the first one, and now he was

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down with whatever. Now down. Yeah, all right, all right, cello,
thank you. Coming up at the top of the hour,
we'll have some entertainment news for you right after this.
You're listening to show, all right, So I know you

(29:19):
guys saw Dave Chappelle's monologue Saturday night on Saturday Night Live.
It looks more like Chappelle. Yeah, it was. It was brilliant.
Looked more like Chappelle was doing a long stand up
set when he joked about several hot topics, but mostly
Chappelle focused on Kanye's anti Semitic comments over recent weeks.
He joked about Trump and the ten thousand pages of

(29:42):
documents Trump added his house, and then he went in
on herschell Walker, calling him quote observantly is stupid. Okay, yes,
Chappelle was ready for it. Well, um m. Chappelle is
already receiving backlash from Anti the Anti Defamation League. The

(30:04):
CEO there, Jonathan Greenblatt, called out chappelle Saturday Night Live
monologue for not just normalizing but popularizing anti Semitism. He tweeted,
we shouldn't expect Dave Chappelle to serve as society's moral compass,
but disturbing to see Saturday Night Live not just normalized,
but popularized, popularized anti semitism. Why are Jewish sensitivities denied

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or diminished at almost every turn? Why does our trauma
trigger applause? That's not what I did you get that
out of that? I mean, I know we're not Jewish
or anything, but did what was he what was he saying?
I mean chappelle? Well, I mean definitely comedy. Now it

(30:56):
is so the council culture so real. You can't say
anything about any body any more now, uh uh, Dave
said the N word. You no outcry? Ain't ain't no outcry?

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And how is that okay? Though? I mean, why isn't
there an outcry? Well? I mean because we don't have
a defense league, we don't have a group of people
to protect us. That's that's not I don't even care.
I don't even care. But the thing that bothered me

(31:40):
now is this man has come out, but he's preempted
the statement by saying that Dave is not the moral compass,
and he's not. He is a comedian, right, And I
don't know what he meant by normalizing or popularize hies
and popularizing I don't know what that means. But I

(32:03):
thought the set was absolutely brilliant. I mean, okay, let
me ask you this. As comedians and what is your job?
What are you supposed to do with the number one job?
To make people laugh? But it's also tied in at
laughing at stuff that we're not supposed to laugh at
it to to point out the absurdness, the ridiculousness, and

(32:30):
the unspoken and to bring it out in the form
of comedy, that's our job, I'm telling you right now.
Dave Chappelle, to me, after watching that is a throwback
to a cross between a Dick Gregory with a larger
platform and the late grade Paul Mooney with with with

(32:54):
a little bit more sensitivity to it. You put those
commination of people together with Dave's Jeni, with Dave's genius,
and you have Dave Chappelle. And did that set not
show you? Did day just not demonstrate how one man
told his own career down. That holds it. He just
showed how Kanye West set himself on fire canceled him.

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But then you know there's an outcry that we should
all be supporting Kanye and Kyrie Irving. Kyrie Irving, I
don't understand what's happening to him. I really really don't.
This brother just posted the video, he didn't even put
a caption with it, and now he's apologized, but now
they're still suspending him and making him gravel back. I

(33:41):
think that's file on so many levels. It's like, you know, man,
I mean, somebody else do it, and what happens to him.
I don't see nobody having being forced to pay fines
and stuff like that. Now Kanye. Kanye threw himself off
the cliff, and it's just continually down that hill. And
I think it's at the point where now where Kanye

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just needs some type of counseling from somebody who knows
and cares about him to say, hey, bro, look what's
the goal here. Let's get the goal. Let's get a
plan to go about going after the goal. But Dave
Chappelle's thing was absolutely fine. I saw no problem with
it myself personally well. Moving on to another comedy legend

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in the news, Netflix hasn't. Netflix has announced that it
will make its first attempt at streaming a live comedy
special with Chris Rock. Netflix VP of Comedy Format said,
We're thrilled the entire world will be able to experience
a live Chris Rock comedy event and be part of
Netflix history. This will be an unforgettable moment and we're

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so honored that Chris is carrying this torch. The special
will reportedly stream live in early next year, twenty twenty three.
So that's great for Chris Rock coadulation. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And finally, uh what condo ever? Of course came in
number one at the box office, making one hundred and

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eighty million dollars. Okay, the biggest opening I tried. It
was all sold out this night. It was so good.
I see you, girls, I see you. Congratulations All right,

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coming up for twenty minutes after the hour. Democrats are
increasingly optimistic about holding the Senate after a win in Nevada,
and we'll talk about it right after this. You're listening
to show. Democratic Senator Katherine Cortez Mastro of Nevada narrowly
defeated Republican Adam Laxalt to win reelection. Mastro's victory means

(35:55):
Democrats will hold the Senate regardless of the outcome of
Georgia's December six runoff election. That is great news. When
Democratic Senator Raphael Warnock and Republican herschel Walker will once
again face each other. Democrats retain fifty seats in the
closely divided chamber, with Vice President Kamala Harris holding the
tie breaking vote. So there you go. Yeah, but we

(36:17):
got to really secure this thing because don't have the
same old control we have is fifty fifty in Kamala
has breaks to tide. Vice President Kamala Harris breaks to time.
We need Warnock to win. So it's acid of and
decisive country, finicious work. We are in a war over here.

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These Republicans and Conservatives have scraped the bottom of the
barrel just for a win. They have a candidate in
herschel Walker who exemplifies none of the qualities that they
claim to be running on, which they are not. But
he is so the direct opposite. I do not appreciate

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Lindsey Graham coming on over the weekend touting herschel Walker's
a need for black people to join the Conservative Party,
when in actuality, it wasn't really to help black people
at all. It was to help his program and his
plot to move the conservative movement forward. Herschel Walker isn't

(37:20):
good for anything or anybody except to move their conservative agenda. Forward.
We have got to get to the polls in Georgia again,
and we are going to show up again. And those
of us that didn't go are going to go, and
those of who has went will go back. Because this
guy right here is so the wrong representation of anybody,

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but especially for us, and for them to go and
get him, move him to Georgia and prop him up
to bring down Raphael Warnock so they could get power
in control. It's the most obvious, blatant attempt with the
most unqualified candidate if you went in God who herschel

(38:09):
Walker and for Lindsey Graham to be talking about how
we should stop destroying this man's character, which he has
already destroyed. His family don't support him, his ex wife
don't support him, He got no support from He demand
paying for abortions, He beaten women, He don't talk to

(38:29):
his own children, He denied taking care of his own child.
What what you're gonna get? The worst example what you
always talking about? We are and then you prop him
up as the face of your party as a senator
governor senator candidate in the state of Georgia. Man, get
out here and then y'all run down there and vote
for him blindly. I really just want to whoop your

(38:51):
ass because what we're gonna switch gears here coming out.
You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, ladies
and gentlemen, she is here. She is here, dressed in
all white like an angel. Lord, sister. Music is late,

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but I'm out a good morning every wash Shirley, good morning.
Hi calling hey sister all day. How are you doing?
It's a shipping Monica, that's hello. Yeah, Junior boy his
you good morning? And so then I'm great Thomas boyd Yes, ma'am,
good morning, I'm doing well. Praying for you, yes man.

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The healing business, Thomas, don't begin it now? You see?
Oh no, Ray he's back out on the stage. The
story I know he was. Some people call me. You know,
some people they ain't really going to heaven and they
went to the club building nights call when I was
glad they wouldn't seem in verifying. God is in the healing.

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What's going on today? Well, I wanted to bring this up,
this subject up and just get your take on at
your opinion, sister, Odella, It's about Nick Cannon. Nick Cannon
has a bunch of kids and yeah, and over the
weekend he welcomed We're not quite sure it's either his
eleventh or his twelfth baby girl to the world um

(40:27):
with Abby day LaRosa. On on Friday, Nick and Abbey
uh named their daughter Beautiful Zeppelin Cannon. Uh. So, I
just want to ask you, sister, Odella, have you been
keeping up with Nick's baby news? I mean it seems
like every other yea. You know, first of all, you
know you're out. He had too many kids. When you

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start naming your keya Zamplee hot air Balloon, you're the
red out of all the black names. Now you're doing
white rock Star Liz Zephyn, What Laprey was our naming
eight kids white rock stars? Da the red hat of black?

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And they argument, what it's eleven or twelve? Listening If
you're on the grocery snow and you buy a dozen
eggs and you drive all the way home on Saturday,
I mean, you ain't up Sunday and you open up
the dozen and it's an egg missing. You won't ride

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a whole contra back egg. So what would make me
eleven or twelve? It's a lot of eggs, It's a lot.
It's a lot doesn't almost does it. This is last
a lot of eggs. Uh huh. Yes, some comedy news
for your sister, Odell. Did you see Dave Chappelle on

(41:51):
Saturday Night Live? Girl? I love him because he's what
they call what's the word they say, he's conscience, controversial, personal,
and I just I just love him because he say
whatever you want to say, kill, don't kill. He gets
a lot of trouble. He gets you know lately, I've

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got a lot of money. You know. He don't care nothing, boy,
trouble because he go looking forward. He speaks his mind.
He does speaking mind and mind too. Oh yeah, we
need to fight a way to get him saved and
get him in the pulpit. Oh what why? What I mean? Not? Why? Now?

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You telling the truth? You know we got enough, okay,
all rights in the pulpit. Ain't called. Some of them
just went they just shot up. You know, it's a
difference between you call and just win. What's the difference. Well,

(42:54):
when you when you called, Jesus asked you to come
and put it on your life in your heart, Yes, ma'am,
uh huh. Some of these men just go down. They
ain't went to the seminar school or nothing to the
what seminar school seminary simony? You know, because you gotta
see how many scriptures you can remember, so it's school.

(43:17):
You gotta sew you can know, so it's a seminar school.
See him in you can remember that if I looked
at Steve several times for it. But he not a
good candidate. Listen, Oh he's not because a lot because
he's not gonna want to do he don't do good.
Oh yeah, it's true. We all know that for a fact.

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You just shut well. Thank you, sister odell Ford stopping
right in the time, Sean appreciate having a shot a
segment on the show coming up the nephew with today's
frank phone call right after this year. You're listening to

(44:02):
morning show coming up at about four minutes after the hour.
It's my strawberry letter for today, the subject what does
she have that I don't? We'll get into that in
just a bit, but right now the nephew is here
with today's praying phone call. What you got for his neap?
You know what? I got a lot? You know I
got an ignorant prank. You know I got something stupid,

(44:23):
But I first want to say thank you the Charleston,
South Carolina, the Low Country. See your boy came out
in big numbers and I stood there and did the
damn thing. I want to thank you for my boys.
That's the nephew time your friends them boy did they
dalgonna thing. And the next stop is Greenville, North Carolina
the summer twenty second, I'm grabbing the mike and gain.

(44:45):
So the nephew was gradually coming back. All right, hey man,
So how was it at the Greenville Convention Center, Uncle Steve,
Greenville Convention Center, that is where I would be the
similar to twenty second, and tickets are on STA Red
nine feet getting back out there, Oh my god, you
know what I'm standing Ovation when I came, and I'm

(45:07):
standing Ovation when I left. You can't beat that shire.
So I had to stop them tea. I had to
stop them tills and get to the jokes. I'm about
to start crying, but I got through it. Good, good,
good good. You know, he did a little bit a
lit but it was it was good. Get me back

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on stage and get back into the swaying up. So
thank you Charleston, South Carolina. Next stop, Greenville, North Carolina.
All right, now, this right here, it's prank call. It's
garnish your wages. Garnish your wages, stupidity. It continues here
it is. I'm trying to reach your y'alla. My name

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is Yuh from the District Attorney's office. Yes, how are
you giving you a call today? Man? I'm trying to
get some updates from you. Your husband, mister is he
uh still not working at this point? No, sir? Okay?
How long has he been out of work so far? Ma'am?
Could you could you give me an update on this
first the year January? Okay, all right, here's what we're having.

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The problems that we're having. You have a son, I
think it's his name is as Well, fourteen years old,
am I right? Okay? The child support is not being
paid for from mister for the for mister young and
then we're trying to get this thing rectified. Now. The
problem that we're gonna have in the reason why we're

(46:37):
giving you a call is considering that your husband hasn't
worked since the first of the year, and I haven't
done the research yet. I'm just I'm just not pulling
up your file. I haven't done the research to see
how many months in the rears he is on child support.
But he just started once he lost his chime. Okay, well,
the problem that work we're going to have is they're

(46:57):
gonna start taking child support actually, and I hate to
give you this news out of your check until I
don't understand how that so. Because I have my own kids.
I understand that. I understand. But they're gonna be garnishing
your check, ma'am until this until your husband can get
this thing back on his feet and get it rectified
and get him up to parts four of all the

(47:18):
payments that are hurt. And when will this be taking place?
Because if that's the case, I'm not gonna be working
because that's not gonna happen. I have my own children,
so I don't understand how that's so. I don't don't
have anything to do with child for it or anything
like that. And if that's the case, I'm not gonna
be working as of right now. The garnishing of the
check is gonna come from you. And you are at
the hospital, correct now, that's not it's not where you work.

(47:41):
I'm not gonna be working as of right now. That's
what I just told you. So y'all do whatever you
got to do, and I'll do whatever I have to
do on my end. Okay, well, hold on it. You're
willing to quit your job, I'm not understanding this. If
you're sure, why, because I'm not going to be taking
care of someone else's kids and I have my own,
So how that's right? So somebody else can take care
of mine? Stand because I'm not going to be doing it.

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You're so right? All right? Well, I mean, I'm just
you know, don't I don't want you to be upset
with you. I don't want you to be upset with me.
I can be able to contact you, Okay, you know
I'm gonna I'm gonna let you know this. It's a
bit of information. You're still gonna if you're quitting your job. Man,
you guys are still gonna be liable for the child support. Okay,
Well that's fine, not you guys, because it's not my children, sir. Okay,

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it's not you guys. He will be liable, okay, because
I don't. I mean, can I step can you hold
one moment because I need to step outside? If that's okay,
or if there's a number I can contact you back. Okay,
are you able to step outside right now? Um? Yes,
but I'm gonna get on the elevator and it's gonna
kinda so to call. Okay, let's do this. Why don't
you step outside and I'll wait for you to call.

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Give me about forty five seconds, but I'm gonna give
a call to my manager on this situation. Okay, please, sir,
all right, thank you? Hello, okay, miss yes, sir Hi
Briggain from the District Attorney's office. Okay, you can hear
me now, yes, I can. Can you hear me? Yes, ma'am,
I sure can. Now, let's get to the bottom of everything.
I couldn't get my manager on the phone, but I'll

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keep trying. I just want to know. I mean, that's
I'm just as men letting. I know you are and
I hate to be so short with you, but I
don't understand because we're not even getting enough. It ain't
come coming in as of right now. And you're speaking
of I have three children that I'm struggling to take
care of, all my owners trying somebody from the district.

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But and you're speaking of that you're going to be
deducting money from gonna shan my check for his child. Worse,
what's your something? What's your name? Man? Who is there
someone else I need to speak with? No, we're on
the phone I have. That's my sister taking care of me.
We're probably district attorney county ma'am. Yeah, shee the office

(49:57):
the child support service. She works with the support Okay, man,
speak with you. Let me speak with your sister. Man,
So what do I mean? How is this going to
be done? Because that's not gonna leave me to Cassaby
to support my own kids. Well, John, I mean in
my own home. I understand that. You know, maybe this
is a problem with having a person hanging around. Not

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a person has raised the seat about his kids all
their life. This is a jealous mother that decided to
opt them eighteen years that she wanted to because that's
the support order. That's our support order. What what in
the hell is going on with those people in the background? Hello,

(50:44):
this nephew? Time he didn't hit the fan? She went off. No,
I couldn't get to go out with her. Sister was there?
Don't say nothing to him? Made her get off the phones.
I need you to call on three ways. They was
calling somebody. They probably calling downtown, gonna get themselves in
more trouble. Okay, I called you back, Hut. What's wrong?
I called you back? Hut. I tell you about it.
I know you want You're gonna talk to her right now?

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Who is this? And I told you you're gonna pay
this child support not me? Get the best way you can't.
He's talking to me, called me, I'm gonna pay this half.
You're gonna make me. You're gonna make me whip your
behind this money. You will find out who he is.
You want to you want to tell it to my lawyer? Yeah?
I want to. Where is your You don't have a lawyer?

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You don't know, well, you don't have one because I
know I don't tell who happens? Hard You got my
nove behind the po They have to for your job
and we have to go to court. Who is this?
This nephew? Timing from Steve Harvard morning. Ya ya just
gotta drank Bob Baby, don't pay for this. You don't

(52:09):
call the foodage, Well you just found that. Give me
a black male all out. I gotta ask. I gotta
ask all y'all something. What is the baddest radio show
in the land? Oh, you played too much. I pay though.

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I loved her attitude, but I loved it. Which does
I called you back, Charlotte, I tell you that's exactly
how y'all sound too. Ye say nothing to dude, I
got some handle. Was always somebody out the lawyer. Think

(52:55):
the lawyer. Don't say nothing to him. I know how
you're supposed to do that. Go down in the court.
How don't say nothing. I know how to work out.
I know how they do it. Don't even don't do that.
Why do we say courthouse though it's court? Why do
we say court house? I love it all right, nephew,
Thank you as always. Coming up next Strawberry Letters. Subject

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what does she have that I don't have? Well we'll
find out right after this. You're listening to the Steve
Harvey Morning Show. It is time now for the Strawberry Letter,
And if you need advice on relationships, work, sex, parenting,
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(53:40):
be reading your letter live on the air, just like
we're gonna read this one right here, right now, and
you never know, it could be yours. It could be yours,
buckle up and hold on type, we got it for
you here it is strawberry letter, thank you nephew. Subject
what does she have that I don't? Dear Stephen Shirley,
I'm married to a man that is three years my senior,

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and he is causing me so much anxiety. His first
wife is a big girl, and the woman he dated
after his divorce was thick too. When we met, he
called me nicknames like a little bit and tiny todd.
So I asked him if he had a problem with
my size. I'm five to three and I have a
tiny frame, but everything is proportionate. He has been making

(54:24):
me feel like I'm not thick enough. His ex wife
is still a big part of his life. They grew
up together, and she's very close to his mother too.
We can be having dinner at his mother's house and
the ex wife will pop in to say hello. It
was fine at first, but now it's giving me a
lot of anxiety because I think my husband is secretly

(54:47):
having an affair with her. I overheard him and his
cousin talking about how his ex wife is controlling and lazy.
Then my husband said that there was something that always
kept him coming back to her for years? What is
it that kept him going back? What does she have
that I don't. I own a creative dance studio and

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I'm at home. I'm a home health nurse part time.
When we got married, he told me that he would
support me leaving nursing altogether so I could focus on
my dance studio. That has not happened. Instead, he paid
off the car that he bought his ex wife before
their divorce. He said he owed her that I take

(55:29):
great care of my man. And sex used to be
great between us, but now he rations it out to me.
He has told me I need a little more cushion
for the pushing, and I'm sure that means that my
booty is too small for him. I blame all of
this on his big boned X. What does this chick

(55:52):
have that I don't? Well, I guess booty for one.
But I think your husband needs to stop making you
feel some kind of way because he prefers big boned
or curvy women. You're you, and by the way, you
sound like you have a you know, a petite, cute,
little body, tight dancers type body. There are a lot

(56:15):
of men who would find you super attractive, you know.
So please stop comparing yourself to his ex wife and
do not change or blame yourself for who you are.
People come in all different shapes and sizes. We know
that because that's the way God made us. It's not you,
it's your husband. If he is cheating with his ex
like you think he is, then that's on him. It's

(56:37):
not on you. So again, please don't blame yourself. The
ex knows exactly what she's doing. She's being messy. She
just happens to drop by when you guys are at
his mom's for dinner. Oh really, it's disrespectful to your marriage,
and it's disrespectful to you. Your husband and his mother
could make her stop if they wanted to, and he

(56:57):
should care about how it makes you feel, but he doesn't.
And the fact that he paid her car off and
said he owed her that, why does he owe her that?
And now he's rationing out sex to you, Who does
he think he is? I think you need to think
about if you still want to be married to a
man you feel is cheating on you with his ex.
I think it's time for you to let him know

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that you feel. You know how you feel about sister
big bone. That's what I think, Steve. Well, well, well
see the subject of the letters. What does she have
that I don't? I think we are to just answer
that question. Get on with this letter because it's feel
with what she got that you don't. I'm gonna read

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it to you. Can you tell me what you think
she got that you don't have? His first wife is
a big girl, and the woman he dated after his
divorce was thick too, big girl, thick too. Your name
ain't at the end of this letter for her was

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big boned X. Let's start with that. Because you your
nickname is lived it in tiny tot Tiny tot is
a small hash brown. That's where the tiny totty saying

(58:25):
that's where they got the name from. You are nothing
but a tater tot. He wanted that hash brown if
they bring out at dinnis the one that covered a
quarter of the plate and it's got extra potatoes mashed
down and shred and his hanging over the side. Really really,

(58:50):
he won't waffle house hash brown chump covered, diced and sliced.
He had that, Yeah, that's what he liked. Now, he
didn't mess around and tried since he didn't have no
luck with him, so he didn't win and got the
little tator tip. You're five three with a tiny frame.

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Everything is proportioned, buddy, making you feel like you ain't
thinking enough. His ex wife is still a big part
of his life that grew up together. She's very close
to his mama too. We'll be having dinner at his
mama's house and ex wife would just pop up to
say hello, really hello. She said that the first it
was fine. Way wait wait, wait, wait wait, how is

(59:34):
it that she pops over there every time y'all at
dinner to the point where you were saying, first it
was fine. Either he's saying I'm gonna be at mama's
house or the mama going here go your chance? Yeah
him she coming over here with Stanley, here's your chance?

(59:56):
Where something tight? Girl? Get him back? You know? It
was always my favorite. Hold that thought, Steve, Yeah, hold
that thought. We'll have Steve's response coming up in twenty
three minutes after the hour, Part two Today's Strawberry Letter
subject what does she have that I don't? We'll get
back into it right after this. You're listening to the

(01:00:19):
Steve Harvey Morning Show. Come on, Steve Let's recap Today's
Strawberry letter. The subject is what does she have that
I don't? Well, the question I'm asking the whole letter
is what does she have that you don't? And I'm
gonna read it to you in the letter. His first
wife was a big girl. The woman he dated after

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divorce was stick to You are five three with a
tiny frame. Your nickname is little big and tiny tot.
Tiny tot is a derivative of tater tot. Tater tot
is a derivative of hash brown potatoes. Now, when you
go to tennis, it come out it looked like a pancake,
is mashed down and ready potatoes. But to have hens

(01:01:02):
that hang over the plate. If you go to waffle
House and you get the hash browns, you get them
chunk smother, diced and sliced. Lord, you can't do that
with a tator talk. So, now, what does she have
that I don't? Size? Now? What else don she have?

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His ex wife is still a big part of his life.
They grew up together. She's very close to his mother too.
We could be having dinner at his mother's house and
the ex will just pop up and say hello. Every
time you over there having dinner. The eggs pop up
now either he's telling them he going over mama's house. Oh,
mama going. You need to get over him. Stand they're

(01:01:46):
coming with her wear something tight? So what else does
she have that you don't a close relationship with the mother? Yeah,
but now this is calling you the anxiety because you
think your husband is secretly having enough fab with her,

(01:02:07):
because you overheard his cousin talking about his ex wife
controlling and lazy. Then my husband said that was something
that always kept him coming back to her for years.
What is that that kept him coming back? You asked?
She asked in the middle. What is that that kept
him coming back? What does she have that I don't?
Whoa little girl? Little girl look good, she's she's his wife.

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She has throwing pop, mean, she has thrown She has
enough stuff where she can throw it. See the little
girl five three tiny friends. You ain't got nothing to throw.
She's a dancer. She can't throw it though, throw what
her hips? What everything? Oh, she can slake it when

(01:02:57):
it landed, make noise throwing all that's happened. What does
she have that I don't? The ability to make noise? Yeah?

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I want to create a dance studio, and I'm a
home health nurse part time. Right there there, gonna something elk.
He don't want nobody dancing, He don't care about that,
and he don't need no at home health nurs He's sick.
She got skis. When we got married. He told me
he could support me leaving nursing altogether so I can
focus on my dancer. That ain't happen. Instead, he paid
off the car that he bought his ex wife for

(01:03:39):
that desert. He said the older that that's right. He
gotta keep heart happy because she kept him happy. She
was overpowering and lazy, but she was throwing in I
take great care of my man. That sex used to
be great between us. Now he rashes it out to
me because he don't want to hurt you. Oh really,

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you don't want to hurt you. He has told me
I need a little more cushion for the pushing. I'm
sure that means that my booty's too small for him.
That Crowley is true. Man's just right for somebody, but
it is too small for him. But what he'd been
used to doing is bigger thing. See you kind of

(01:04:25):
like you you at Bay. See you at bigger key.
He like a double whapple? That what he a whopper?
Junior is on sale for a nas double whapple and
fold dollar. Yeah, but he's standing there looking at that

(01:04:48):
me and that double whopper. He don't give a damnage
his fold doll. He don't give a damnage. He's got
to pay for his call. It's a double whopper because
the junior whoppers on sale. Ana said, don't nobody to
go to Whapper, go to nobody go to burg ken't
get the junior whipper. They ain't take junior whopper off
from me. All your trips to burn Ken, have you
ever ordered the junior Whapper? Never? Why? Why nobody go

(01:05:19):
to McDonald's and get the small fry even though it's
the same amount of fries in the bag. That's the
same amount of fries. It's just the cordon is bigger
at the bottom and it pushing the fries up to
the top. It's the same scoop. It's one scoop going
to the bag and one scoop going to the thing.

(01:05:39):
I'm just busting McDonald's. It's the same amount of fries, y'all.
It's the same amount. You can look it up online.
It's the exact same amount. I've seen it done before
I worked at I like whoppers, I don't like junior wipper.
Now where we had in this letter you a junior
whopper should then well he was having trouble managing the

(01:06:01):
double whapp well, so he tried to junior wapper so
he thought he could handle it better. But now he
ain't happy. I don't feel sorry for him. Well, three fo,
you threw what your junior whopper? You still chewing the
wh double wapp Okay, and it's up on Instagram at
Steve Harvey. What did comment that? I don't She got
two Paddis special soft let us cheese strubberries that are crazy.

(01:06:27):
She's a big bag. You can also check out the
strubber Chee Burt on demand. Coming up at forty six
minutes after the hour, we'll have sports Talk with Junior
and a shake. You're just five. You're listening to Steve
Harvey Morning Show. It is time now for junior and

(01:06:48):
sports talk. What you got Junior? Here we go pipping
weed ten in fl Man, a little bitness. I was
on fire listen here became I ain't no buckings over
the Seahawks twenty one to sixteen, pipping picked it. I
knew that the Vikings man thirty three to the Bills thirty. Man,

(01:07:13):
the Vikings actually pulled outing off. Man, pitch Bills on
that one. Here you go for the one you did
pick on pipping Detroit Lions off the Chicago bas thirty
one to thirty. Got him about that field. Also, man,
you picked this with two, pipping the Titans over the
Bronco seventeen to ten. Told y'all, this is just not

(01:07:39):
working out for Russell Wilson. Man, what is going on?
Just gonna get that money? Gone to that? Here you
gonna money? Is here where you can't hand wins to
Tom Brady got a Super Bowl? He ain't got your sels. Yeah,

(01:08:01):
here we gonna Pippo. You picked this man the Chiefs
over the Jaguars man in twenty seven to seventeen, got it,
Dolphins over the Browns man thirty nine to seventeen. You
know then Browns is just mold disappointment. Man, I'm thinking
about not chicking for theirs. No motive, No man, you

(01:08:25):
got this but no, no, But when the massage therapists
get back, we might get all right. He ain't gonna
pippy you got this man. Giants over the Texas twenty
four to sixteen. Ruth when on Steelers over the Saints
Man twenty to ten. I tried to pull for the Saints,

(01:08:47):
but I knew Tosha was in trouble on that one. Yeah,
Coas over the Raiders. You called it twenty five towns
them the Raiders in trouble. Is you ain't nothing going
right there, Vegas Man, this ain't over that. They can't
stand out, they can't stand the scene. Is that what
it is? Still clubs, they all have roths and everything. Yeah,

(01:09:14):
chance man, here we go, pipping Bear the Packers over
the Cowboys and overtime Man thirty one to twenty eight.
I picked the Cowboys on that one, though, Yeah, Coach,
that was bad. Coach, bad coaching man, fourth and two
one play godly man, here we go, pimping Cardinals over
the Rams. You picked out one those totally seventy at

(01:09:35):
this week. Yeah, pimping another pepper Panthers over the Falcons
twenty five to fifteen. You picked the Falcon, Pippin, but
bad you still phoe lots of pepper? That ain't bad man,
all right, pimpers on fire. Yeah, thank you pimping. Thank
you Junior. Coming up at the top of the hour,

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pimp We'll help out. A listener that sent us the
question on Facebook right after this you're listening show well, Steve.
This is a Facebook question from LG in Tennessee. LG says,
I'm twenty two and my girlfriend is twenty five. She
just had our first child, and she is a great woman.

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She is so great that we've never ever had an argument.
She's so great that she deserves a man that's one
hundred times better than me because I am not in
love with her at all. I'm in love with my
best friend, and when I see her, I feel like Superman.
I'm very young and I'm not ready to settle down,

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but I was raised to man up to my responsibilities.
What do I do? First of all, you, LG, you
have to be honest. If you're not in love with
this girl and she deserves better, you should let him
know that. Now are you going to do that? Nope?
Why because you're not. You're not a brave person. One

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more other thing, I'm in love with my best friend.
I've told John about these male and female relationships, These friendships.
I don't know how many times I have to say it,
but they come on here and eventually it leaks out. Now,
it's wonderful woman that you have, that you have a

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baby with it. You never had an argument. She deserves better.
It's a sad situation. Man, She's gotten herself in this
predicament with you. But you ain't ready, you know. But
I've been in that position before, young man. I've been
not ready, and I moved forward not ready. There was
a mistake I shouldn't have did it. I messed up

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a lot of people alone the way. So if I
were you, I would just say I'm not ready. But
it's you've already produced a child. Yeah, and now guess what,
You're gonna bounce on her because you ain't in love
with her at all. You're gonna bounce on it because

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your heart is with another woman who you've been lying
to to telling her y'all just friends. See how this work? Man,
You do a lot of line. But he did say
that he was raised to men up to his responsibilities.
He did say that, okay, Shirley, he's fitting to bounce
on this girl and fit to leave her and the child.

(01:12:22):
Now he gonna pay child support. Okay, okay, and he
might be a great dad, which I hopefully he will be. Yeah,
but he's not gonna be with this girl. No. I
agree with you on that. She's got to discover this
and be upset. Now, y'all never had an argument before,
but prepare yourself. So now, dog, since you all of

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that or upbringing all that good, you got to going
there with the truth. That's what late for the truth.
I'm pretty sure if you would have told her this
truth before you gave her this baby, and before she
had this baby, she might have made a different decision.
But you didn't. You'd have told all along how you
felt about it. That's how you got in the underwear
in the beginning. That's how you did it. You told

(01:13:06):
her what she wanted to hear. Let's stop the lives fellas.
That's what we do. We tell you what you want
to hear to get in your underwear. Now we're in
the underwear, and the underwear the sprouted fruit. Now we
got baby coming. Yeah. Now, now what you're gonna do.
I was raised to be a man. Man. That's nice. YadA, YadA, YadA.
You're gonna lead this woman. She ain't gonna thank you

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living up your responsibility when you go in there and
make that announcement, young man, So good luck. Man. I
don't want to tell you what I do know what
to tell you. You need to go in there and
tell her the truth, which she already knows. That argument
you've never had, you will finally have one. But then
you're gonna go and you're gonna find out that this
girl that's your best friend that really don't want you
at all. Wow, And now you're gonna be stuck like chunk.

(01:13:53):
And they're very young, twenty two and twenty five, very
young junior, just stupid at twenty two. Just sounds like me,
m M two. I was having unemployed ball at twenty two,

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living my bed five no key, wil have a lot
of money, didn't need a lot of handlebody with me, man,
I didn't have nobody but me. M hm Okay. Coming

(01:14:43):
up in twenty minutes after the hour, we'll have more
of the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Right after this. You're
listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. This is a story
about the lengths people will go to to be insta
famous or for clickbait on social media. It's just getting
weirder and weirder. A woman in Thailand has been arrested

(01:15:07):
after she filmed herself eating a bowl filled with broth, tomatoes,
and get this, multiple dead bats. In the viral video clip,
she picked up one of the dead animals and ripped
it before dipping the meat into the sauce. She told
viewers it was her first time eating a bat, and

(01:15:29):
she described it as quote delicious, comparing its texture to
raw meat. Authorities in Thailand arrested her for a possession
of protected wildlife carcasses and for violating the Computer Related
Crimes Act for uploading the clip. Oh my god, about
as disgusting. Yeah, she took a piece of the bat. Yeah,

(01:15:54):
took a piece of the bat, dipped it in the
tomatoes stuff and put in her straight to some good
ass bat. Yeah, I would even think of eating a bat.
Never heard that before. You know, they got back down.

(01:16:14):
Now that's my ass bat. It ain't on sale at
seven four dollars a pound. All right, We'll have more
of the Sea Harvey Morning Show coming up at thirty
three minutes after we'll play around. If would you rather
right after this you're listening Morning Show time for would

(01:16:39):
you rather, guys, would you rather sit in the middle
seat of a plane for five hours or would you
rather ride the megabus for eight hours? I think you're
going on the bus. You're going on the bus. Yeah, yeah,
I welcome down out talk here. He said, you want

(01:17:06):
to walk back to that seat. No, not that that No, no,
that seat, and see that at least that bus seat
go back a little bit that that middle seat. Don't
go back at all. It's different riding on the plane. Plate.
I want give me eight hours on that megabus. Many sandwiches. Man,

(01:17:27):
all I need is that seat next to me vacant.
I put my bags in it. Well, let'll tell you
something more when I get off that bus, show that
I'm have. That's what I said, man, talk my car

(01:17:47):
mobile one time and got on the bus, roll the
Florida and did what went on there? But you said
I was home? The hell you mean that? Or something? Yeah?
I rolled the bus to something to a date. But

(01:18:11):
but you go down that phone hand wom you just
got wanted to get out of your car? Okay, water
you know, walk around a little bit bathroom bus had
a bathroom on and come back on that get back
up on that bus, go somewhere ninety nine dollars summer pass.
Don't you go anywhere? All right? Down that first I

(01:18:33):
was first all the time. I got the front seat,
talk to the bob and put my bag next to me.
You know how people put their stuff under the bus.
I ain't never do that. I need all my stuff
right here. I can't hand nothing missing. When is the
movie coming out about your life? Story? Man? All right?
Would you rather wear your shoes on the wrong feet
or would you rather wear really tight underwear? Which one shoe?

(01:18:58):
Shoes with them tight draws on? I had them all before,
and we're going over girl house one night, Boston Leopard
bikini underwear. Yeah, something for her. Cop broke down on
the way. I had to push my calm inside of
the row about that. For six hours, I never made

(01:19:20):
to the house. I took them draws off. I had
cuts all between my leg and then I had died
for rash so tight and got wet. All right, enough
of that, Steve coming up. It's the last break of

(01:19:41):
the day, and of course we'll come come back to
close out the show with our closing remarks. Right after this,
you're listening to the Steve Morning Show. All right, guys,
here we are our last break of the day, and Steve,
before you get to your closing, I gotta say, uh,
I want to thank that Stephen Marjorie Harvey Foundation for
having me as a guest speaker at yesterday Single Mother's

(01:20:05):
Enrichment Summit. It was really good put on by your
executive director Sharon Page. Uh. A lot of single moms
came out. We did a lot of sharing, a lot
of uh, just transparency, you know, people telling their stories
and everything. Great, great event. Uh good for the moms
to uh. These are moms of some of the boys
that you mentor Steve and m really great event. Um,

(01:20:30):
you gotta say that, uh huh what you what? You what? What?
What do you say? Shore? Excuse me? What did you say?
That's better? What you said? What you say? I said
a lot of things. I told how I got into radio,
a lot of stuff like that, what it's like working

(01:20:51):
on the show, you know, my experience being a single mom,
being raised by a single mom, stuff like that. But um, okay,
but but Steve, your executive director, Sharon Page, I just
want to let you know, in case you haven't heard yet,
gave away a lot of your money. Yeah, I got
the phone call from you. Got it already. Every time

(01:21:15):
she said she was giving somebody some money, she looked
over there at me. Oh yeah, I'm telling you know.
I'm gonna tell it was fun though. We had a
great time and it was for a good cause too,
for good causes, of course, Thank you very much. Hey,
these are my closing remarks today. I want to talk
to people who live at Georgia now because we have
a runoff coming up between herschel Walker and Senator Raphael Warnock.

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I mean, for us, the decision is quite clear, but
we have it's more to it than this. You all,
I want you all to be aware of what they're
actually doing. Lindsey Graham made it perfectly clear when he
came to the aid of herschel Walker to talk about
why he's good for black conservatism in this country and

(01:22:03):
how many more black people he will lead to the
Conservative Party if he is elected, and we would stop
degrading him. Lindsey Graham has never ever cared anything about
any of our causes, wants, our needs. But if you

(01:22:24):
listen to his interview very carefully, again, he didn't even
realize it, but it wasn't about us anymore. It was
about him, his agenda and the conservative movement. The thing
that's shocking to me is they go and they pick
a herschel Walker to carry the mantra across the Finnish

(01:22:45):
line for them, to carry the banner of conservatism across
the Finnish line for them, and they use him because
they did two tricky things. First of all, they tried
to confuse the black voter by putting another black person
against an other black person. The problem you did was
you put a qualified black person up against an unqualified

(01:23:07):
black person, so you wouldn't got the unqualified, uneducated candidate
and put him up against the educated, qualified candidate. And
you thought that would be enough to trip us up.
What it didn't. Now, what it did do was it
served the purpose of your rule voters, because they see

(01:23:29):
nothing wrong with it, as long as they got him
doing our bid. They find with all the words he mispronounces,
they're fine with all the disconnected statements he makes. They
find with him having abortions, they find with him beating
his wife, they find with him not taking care of
his children. They cool with all that because that's what

(01:23:52):
they think of us, anyway. So that's why you really
wouldn't got a herschel Walker because you could control his mouth. Well,
what you can control is to vote in Georgia. And
we're gonna surprise you now because somebody pointed out to
me that we wouldn't even be we would not even
be shocked if you didn't pay the liberal candidate that

(01:24:12):
went into the office and got those votes. So you
can create a closeness and a divisiveness in the party.
Somebody pointed that out to me. I think you're slick
enough to do that. But now you have the runoff
and Lindsey Graham was imploring everybody to give to his
fund to help him out. Man. It ain't to help

(01:24:34):
him out, is to help them out. Y'all. We have
got to go. All of those who voted gonna have
to go vote again, and everybody that set it out,
I want you to jump in. I want you to
stop this madness right here. You are not going to
turn the state of Georgia back red with this candidate

(01:24:56):
that you wouldn't dug out of Texas to bring over
here to create confusion. Y'all. Come on, man, are you
kidding me? This is embarrassing. This is first of all,
it's embarrassing that we even have to do a runoff
because when you look into two candidates, it don't make
no sense. But let me just say this to all
the non people of color who are voting, are you

(01:25:18):
serious too? So? Really, man, you think that herschel Walker
is a better candidate than Raphael want to that's what
you think. A lot of herschel Walker's success is because
of white votes, a lot of them. And I'm not
gonna let y'all dump this one off on us, because

(01:25:38):
the exit polls showed that black men went to the
polls in record numbers this time. All the exit polls
show that. So I want to congratulate my brothers for
going to the polls and thank you for answering the call.
But we got another problem right here. We got to
do it again. We got to do it again, and
we got to get more people who didn't vote this

(01:26:00):
time last time to vote this time. We must stop
this ridiculous movement for herschel Walker, go to the polls,
take everybody with you this time. Senator Raphael Warnock to
be governor, to be Senator for the State of Georgia.
This herschel Walker thing is rediculous. It really is. Man,

(01:26:24):
it's embarrassing. I want to cuss, but I can't. This
is embarrassing. Y'all. Have a great day, man, get your voting,
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