Dumbest Thing You've Done For Love, Steve's Creole Food Story, Would You Rather, and a lot more! - 12.27.24

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Today show is pre recorded, y'all.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Know what time y'all don't know y'all all at all.

Speaker 3 (00:10):
So given them the bus and boozy.

Speaker 4 (00:23):
Yeah listening to.

Speaker 5 (00:38):
I want to joy? Yeah, Joy?

Speaker 2 (00:59):
You know.

Speaker 3 (01:01):
Turn lovegone.

Speaker 6 (01:24):
You gotta turn to turn the mouth turn you probably
got to turn mouth.

Speaker 3 (01:47):
Water the Monico loo.

Speaker 7 (01:55):
Come come on, you'll think, huh, I sure will. Good
morning everybody. You are listening to the voice, Come on,
dig me now, one and all this Steve Harvey got
a radio show, Man one more time. Steve Harvey got
a radio show. Yeah, I do, man, I thank God

(02:17):
for it every day.

Speaker 2 (02:19):
You know.

Speaker 7 (02:20):
My message this morning, Man's real clear. It's something that's
been on me to share. And it's amazing. You know,
God can do some amazing things for you. But what
happens along the way is and I don't know that

(02:41):
I mean to say, but but the fact that God
can do some amazing things for you, that comes adversity
along with it. Every single time, it just goes without saying.
And I've uh I was having a a faily. I mean, well,

(03:05):
not fairly, but a hugely successful week. I had never
seen this type of hatred before. I hadn't seen it.

Speaker 8 (03:16):
And it was.

Speaker 7 (03:16):
It's a great trick that the devil does, you know,
when when God is blessing you and giving you some
some some great opportunities in your life as all of
you have gone through, and it is isn't it amazing
how some negative thing crops up? And that's what you
have to focus on. I found out that I don't
have to, but you wind up focusing on it and

(03:38):
your energy goes over to that to try to deal
with it, counteract. Wonder why it was happening. You got
to make phone calls, what was this about? Blah blah
blah blah blah, and and it and it, and it
throws you off the course you are on the beginning
of the week. I was so grateful, I was so amazed.
I was really thanking God for opportunity. But this brief moment,

(04:01):
the enemy slides this little factor in that it causes
you and it requires your attention. You have to pay
it attention because you don't know what you're going. Wow, man,
let me see what this could really be? How much
dirt is this really that they're trying to do? And
so it requires your attention, But in that attention, you

(04:23):
lose your focus on really all the blessings and the
good thing that God.

Speaker 2 (04:27):
Does for you.

Speaker 7 (04:28):
The enemy has an amazing trick that he does that,
and it was in my head. I got to tell
y'all all week long, man, and I was doing some
amazing stuff. I was having such a blessed week, man,
in terms of press and pr and where God was
taking me. And then when I got back, I was

(04:49):
talking with my wife and then I was talking to
a good friend of ours and they shared something that
really helped me out. And they said to me, new level,
new devil. You know it's it's it's something really simple,
but new level, new devil. Every time you go to

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another level, every time you go a little bit higher,
every time God has a blessing in store for you,
every time He moves you in position, do you understand
that the enemy's job is to make you not see
the blessing, make you not be grateful for it, lose
your focus and focus on this that I just threw

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in your way, this stumbling block, this obstacle, this trickery.
And man, I was, I was, I got it. I
just got to tell you, man, I mean, it was
so filled with hatred that I had to. I really
spend some time addressing it. I and I got publicists
on the phone. I said, what's what's happening here? Y'all
not watching this? Y'all not what what was? What was

(05:57):
this attack? You knew that you didn't know these angles?

Speaker 3 (05:59):
What was?

Speaker 7 (06:00):
And you know, Steve Chill, new level, new devil. If
you get a promotion on your job, guess what, somebody
ain't happy that you got the promotion. So here come
to hate. You don't even really know these people. You
have no idea. Every time you make a decision to

(06:21):
make your relationship with your spouse better.

Speaker 8 (06:25):
Man, this is it.

Speaker 2 (06:26):
You know what I'm gonna start doing.

Speaker 7 (06:27):
I'm gonna do this, man, so me and my girl
can go on and have this, or me and my
man can go on and have this. Watch what happened
every single time? Here comes the new level, the new devil,
the trick. You don't need to do that. What you're
doing that for hers? She don't appreciate it. He ain't
gonna appreciate it. Look over here, man, look at that
right there.

Speaker 2 (06:47):
Ain't he no?

Speaker 7 (06:48):
You know he missed, he ain't call you, and he said,
it's all types of stuff. It just happens all the time.
And I was sitting here talking with this friend, really
good friend, very spiritual person, and they said, you know something, Steve.
You know, I was talking to Jesus and said I
was having this conversation with Christ. And I said, God,
for real, you mean to tell me every time that

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something good happens to me? You mean every time I
try to go to the next level, every time you
put me on the next level. You mean to tell
me that I got to go through this right here?
Are you for real? And then my friend said, Jesus
said to her, they did it to me, and we

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just fell out laughing. They did it to me. They
did it to him. They did it to him for
him to go to the next level. And you know,
I was just I was just going over the whole
story about the crucifixion and everything that had to be
amazing man of all the hate he had, ended, all
the prosecuting he had do it. They thought, ultimately, what

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we'll do is we'll nail him on a cross and
crucifying and that'll be the end of him. And we'll
put him in this tune and we'll put this big
stone up there and that'll be the end of him.
But what they did not know was all you was
doing was setting the tone for the next level, because
eventually the stone got rolled away and he went and

(08:17):
got placed with his father where he was headed to. Anyway,
he ultimately knew that his ultimate goal was to get
to his father. So when you when you when you
thought you were doing what you were doing to him,
and you put him in the tune, and you put
the big stone up in there, and the stone got

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rolls got rolled away, and he went eventually to where
he was trying to get to. That story is in
place for all of us to remember that when we
are going through some things. Could it be because we're
going to a place, you know, It could be just
a place in life. It could be just a different

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level in life. That's all it has to be. But
there's going to be the adversarial challenges that come with it,
and those are the moments we must expect, expect, and
take them head on and still not lose your focus
or appreciation for what God has done for you. So
in light of all of that, I'm able to say

(09:22):
today that I thank my heavenly Father, I really do
for all the blessing seeds to bestowed upon me and
all of the haters and all of the liars, and
all of the backstabers and all those people. When you
get through lyon, when you get through stabbing, when you
get through gossiping and doing what you do, I'm still

(09:46):
going to the next level. I'm still going. You cannot
stop what God has in store for you.

Speaker 2 (09:55):
No one can stop that.

Speaker 1 (09:57):
You're listenings to the Steve Harvey Morning.

Speaker 7 (09:59):
Chef, Ladies and gentlemen, to Steve Harvey Morning Show. Us
alive and well I just alive and well.

Speaker 2 (10:16):
You know, it's just trying to come out. Thank you,
Thank you Lord, Thank you loud for today. Mm hmm,
thank you, m M my life suck.

Speaker 7 (10:33):
Love and liberty, come on, thank you for kindness, m great.

Speaker 2 (10:42):
And mercy.

Speaker 7 (10:44):
Thank you for rejuvenating my speed. Thank you, ladies and gentlemen.
Chirlie Strawberby, thank you call him I Real, Thank you.

Speaker 9 (11:00):
Month, Thank you here high space, k Hey, Julia, thank
you the legend.

Speaker 8 (11:13):
Kay all, preach nephew.

Speaker 2 (11:18):
Than your side, your side.

Speaker 7 (11:21):
And excuse me for ich door fly myself. Come on me,
Junior's on your mind yourself?

Speaker 2 (11:39):
Yeah, let me ask this man.

Speaker 10 (11:41):
You know, we was at the barbership talks Man Mama
Boys talking about one of the worst dates he had.

Speaker 2 (11:45):
Well, he met his chicken.

Speaker 10 (11:46):
He went out with her, but her mama came and
they thirty. So I was just asking, what's one of
the worst dates you've ever been on?

Speaker 2 (11:55):
And you knew it was gonna be the last time
you saw her?

Speaker 7 (11:58):
Well, that time that I finally got that creole girl
to date me in college, Oh lord, she was fine,
and I'd never had creole food before. She went to
a creole restaurant on off campus and I had all
that spicy ass food, and she liked spicy food. So

(12:20):
I just went with them. But it's cutting me, cut
me up pretty bad. I felt like a box cutter
was going across my stomach.

Speaker 8 (12:30):
And I went in her house and I had to
go to the bathroom.

Speaker 7 (12:34):
I was trying to make it back to the dorm,
and she said, come on in, my mama nem ain't
in town.

Speaker 2 (12:39):
Oh yeah. I couldn't pass it up.

Speaker 7 (12:40):
But I knew I should have went home, cause my
mama taught me whenever you got to go to the
bathroom and sit on that toilet, you come home.

Speaker 2 (12:47):
You don't need to let.

Speaker 8 (12:48):
This go at nobody house, and I went right over.
I didn't have no.

Speaker 7 (12:52):
Matches, couldn't keep this, couldn't keep that soft of smell
in the air, and Lord her Mercy, when I got
through sitting there, I had put most stuff in the
bowl than I had ever done.

Speaker 2 (13:05):
In my entire life.

Speaker 8 (13:08):
And when I flushed.

Speaker 7 (13:09):
It, yeah, it was not enough water in that boat. Okay, seriously,
and that's just the beginning of the worst date.

Speaker 8 (13:19):
I could tell you the whole story, but we ain't
got to. Thank you good at God, it never got better.

Speaker 11 (13:29):
Broke up, all right, thank you, Junior and Steve coming
up at thirty two minutes after the hour, we're gonna
start to show off with the nephew and run that
pranks back right after this.

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Speaker 11 (14:15):
It is time now for the nephew to run that
brank back. Nephew, what you got?

Speaker 2 (14:20):
You prayed for a job. You prayed for a job,
cat dog, if you could, you prayed for a job. Hello,
I'm trying to reach a Carolyn. Please Hi, Carolyn, listen.
My name is Lawrence. Lawrence, I actually go to the
same church you do. I saw you last Sunday where

(14:43):
you stood up in the church and I heard that
you were talking about you were going through some bad
times or your job supposedly got rid of the department
that you're in, and you're now seeking a new type
of work. Am I right? Just work period? Because you
looking for a new occupation and you I was there
when you asked everybody to pray for you. Have you

(15:05):
have you found anything yet?

Speaker 12 (15:07):
I haven't. I've been praying. We prayed again today. I
asked for the church's prayers again today and and everything's
gonna work out, because you know, he said you take
one step, You're gonna take too. That's right, I'm and
I know it's going to happen.

Speaker 2 (15:20):
I know. Well, listen, I think I may be able
to be of some help to you. I actually own
my own company and I'm thinking that you could be
the perfect person for a position that I have available.
Uh now, what what type of work would you do
in the past? Give me some of your job qualifications.

Speaker 12 (15:36):
Executive secretary, administrative assistant, anything like that. Whereas the mead
uh even take the arm star short hand as to
do at all? You just said what you need and
I can do it.

Speaker 2 (15:47):
Church.

Speaker 13 (15:47):
Have your executives to come through the office.

Speaker 12 (15:49):
Anything that's needed, travel expenses, that's what I do.

Speaker 2 (15:54):
Okay. What type of hours are you used to working.

Speaker 12 (15:58):
Nine to five? I'm I'll come in at hey, I
don't know if i'mly coming at eight. I'm coming even
earlier if you need me to come in earlier.

Speaker 2 (16:04):
Are you opposed to working at night?

Speaker 14 (16:06):
No, I don't know.

Speaker 12 (16:07):
I'm working at night. I mean, it just it just depends,
you know. Right now, Burgers can't be choosing I ask
him and being given to me. Okay, well, what kind of.

Speaker 2 (16:16):
Looking at I have a I have an offer for
you that it would be Thursday, Friday and Saturday night.
You will only be working three days a week for me, Okay, No, I'm.

Speaker 12 (16:26):
Just two hours looking for separate, a female hour of
a female days A need like full time. I don't
family well to day.

Speaker 2 (16:33):
Right right right, I understand, But listen, I think the
actual amount will suffice for that. Now, I'm going to
offer you seven hundred and fifty dollars per night for
three nights a week. That's that's two thousand, two hundred
and fifty dollars for for for those three days for
one week early sure the month. Seven hundred and fifty dollars.

Speaker 12 (16:55):
A night and I'm working around two thousand and something.

Speaker 2 (17:00):
You're making so a week man, and if you do
the math on that, that that adds up to about
nine thousand dollars four months.

Speaker 13 (17:09):
I'm for a girl, to be true.

Speaker 12 (17:10):
But now I put it all in his hands. I
turned it over that we started it. I did it,
and you turning. I make seven hundred fifty dollars a nine. Okay,
I mean what I'm gonna doing keeping books, you know,
because I do the accountant too.

Speaker 2 (17:23):
Well, let me say this now. The reason why I
say it's at night is because I own a nightclub
and and you would be working at the night club
for me. So you will put in about four or
five hours every night and for three nights a week
like I stayed at Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and and of
course I'll pay you seven hundred and fifty. Matter of fact,
I'll actually pay you your first two weeks in advance.

Speaker 13 (17:47):
And I need that.

Speaker 2 (17:48):
No, I'm sure you you know you've you've lost your balance,
you need to get back on your feet and everything.

Speaker 12 (17:52):
Yes, yes, yes, okay, so you know I'll be doing
it because I'm sure, Like I said, I can do
all the work. I'm good. That's not counting you telling
me a clip front door. I can keep your books
going right.

Speaker 2 (18:06):
Well, no, not necessarily. I don't need you to work
the front door. I'm actually going to have you in
the club working, okay. So I mean, how's your physical condition?
Are you able to get around and you don't get
tired quick? Do you now? Are you in good physical shape?

Speaker 15 (18:22):
Yeah?

Speaker 12 (18:23):
Someone really good shave, don't get cat quick at all.
You want to do something like be you able to
bad tenders or something and work to the bottom, make
sure the money and nobody's stealing money from you something.

Speaker 2 (18:32):
No, no, no, you're not at the bar either. See,
because what I'm gonna do now, have you ever done
anything like you know, anything close to dance or anything
like that. Have you done that in the past?

Speaker 12 (18:42):
Well, I do a little ballet when I was younger. Uh,
you had goadwater every once in a while, you know,
you do.

Speaker 14 (18:49):
It dancing here and there.

Speaker 2 (18:50):
Okay, well that's good because see, what what I wanted
you to do is I want you to do a
little bit of dancing in the club, something.

Speaker 12 (18:57):
Like dancing or something, and you teach I don't had
you to ballroom dance, so I can't wait for nobody
on that stuff like that.

Speaker 2 (19:03):
No, I'm not asking you to do any uh ballroom
dance and anything like that. What I need you to do,
I want you to dance on the pole. See what
on the pole? See I have a strip club. I
want you to dance on the pole a pattern.

Speaker 13 (19:18):
The reson the dancing a pol Well.

Speaker 2 (19:21):
Actually I own the Silk Stocking, which is a strip club.

Speaker 13 (19:27):
You must watch your mind. I am branking my part
and moor body you can set that pay listen.

Speaker 16 (19:35):
Name.

Speaker 2 (19:39):
But don't you want to make this money. I got
seven hundred and fifty dollars a night for you.

Speaker 13 (19:42):
I don't need there's some money. Let tell you right now,
you're in a pair of dance. We can put that
shoved pet to dance. You got business calling me about
dusk on that partner.

Speaker 2 (19:53):
I believe I'm trying to get you a job. Baby.
They told me that you was in need of a job.
So I'm just trying to.

Speaker 13 (19:59):
Me that I'm not n j I'm not moving my grins.
I'm chasing out my bear. I'm running some bud brought
wind bear or birs on my bed. I'm part you.

Speaker 2 (20:07):
Okay, what if I bumped up to a thousand.

Speaker 13 (20:08):
Dollars a minus, I'm taking my drowns out.

Speaker 2 (20:12):
Then I want you on that poe.

Speaker 12 (20:16):
You know you ain't gonnassume my.

Speaker 13 (20:20):
In church and let me stray. I said, you need
to be me talking about your guys here.

Speaker 2 (20:24):
When I see your fat church next Sunday, I said.

Speaker 14 (20:29):
Don't you come up to me.

Speaker 13 (20:29):
I said nothing to me, because if that's the.

Speaker 2 (20:31):
River, that's you, I'm gonna come and ask you and
win down. Will you get your butt on the pole?

Speaker 13 (20:38):
Come bro, I whip you other.

Speaker 2 (20:40):
What let me say this to you? Are you listening
to me? You listen to me?

Speaker 14 (20:44):
I'm a hanging up.

Speaker 17 (20:45):
You just coming.

Speaker 2 (20:46):
I must wait just a minute, Carolyn, I want to
say this. There's his nephew timing from the study you
harm in Morning show. You just got praank My, your
cousin Ravena's coming.

Speaker 13 (21:05):
I need some money.

Speaker 11 (21:11):
Come on, all right, all right, alright, King of Pranks
coming up next as the COLO or Chief Love Officer,
Steve Harvey in the building right after this.

Speaker 2 (21:22):
Hey, good morning.

Speaker 8 (21:23):
This is Steve Harvey and happy qualms are from yours team.

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Speaker 11 (22:00):
It's time to ask our cheaf love Officer, the CLO,
Steve Harvey, Ready for your love questions. Kennedy and Raleigh says,
I'm twenty seven years old and both of my parents
are cheaters. I'm friends with my dad's girlfriend because we
used to work together and she's only five years older
than me. My mother found out that I'm friendly with

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her and she stopped talking to me. I'm stuck in
the middle. How do I make things right with my mom?

Speaker 7 (22:27):
Well, you as friends with your daddy's girlfriend. Now you
say both your parents is cheating. Who are your mama.

Speaker 2 (22:35):
Cheating that her boyfriend? See?

Speaker 7 (22:39):
What you need to do is introduce your daddy girlfriend
to your mama boyfriend.

Speaker 2 (22:46):
And so we all be free.

Speaker 1 (22:50):
Why can't we be friends?

Speaker 2 (22:54):
I like that?

Speaker 6 (22:55):
See ya?

Speaker 2 (22:57):
But you know you can't. You can't. Oh okay.

Speaker 7 (23:03):
She start seeing her daddy and she found out about it.
She said, well, she's still my girl with my daddy,
but my mama trick in Tuto, she said, both my
parents is cheatings. So if we're worried about it, yeah,
there's a mess. Or she could do this, or she
could become friendly with her mother's boyfriend and now you

(23:25):
fred you friends with both the girlfriend and the boyfriend.

Speaker 2 (23:29):
Yeah, I take a lot of pressure off.

Speaker 1 (23:31):
Yeah, and then both parents will just be mad at
her did All.

Speaker 8 (23:35):
She got to do is say, well, you want me
to tell another one?

Speaker 1 (23:39):
Oh, she'll blackmail her parents, all.

Speaker 2 (23:45):
Right?

Speaker 8 (23:46):
Moving on, put their old ass on Facebook, all.

Speaker 2 (23:51):
You know? All right?

Speaker 11 (23:54):
Moving on to Cassandra and Dennison, She says, my husband
and I have five children and it's hard for us
to have quality time to other. Now he sees quality times.
He sees quality time as sex and then cuddling. I
want to go on a date and get all dressed up.
He told me to go out with my girlfriend, but
it's not the same. Should I be grateful for the
sex and stop nagging him?

Speaker 7 (24:14):
Well, you know you have every right to want to
go out with your husban. Yeah, you know he should,
he should on that. You know, five kids, I want
to get out the house.

Speaker 2 (24:26):
Yeah, get away from that. Do you know you got live?
You got five kids? You got Look what does you
not want?

Speaker 17 (24:37):
You?

Speaker 2 (24:38):
Knock again? Knock again?

Speaker 16 (24:41):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (24:41):
Yeah, this is a lot two less than you have.

Speaker 11 (24:43):
Yeah yeah, all right, So yeah, you're saying she has
every right to want to go on.

Speaker 2 (24:51):
The absolutely, absolutely, and she's not nagging him, all right,
and then we'll have sex when we get back. He
just got the work it out. Let's do it before
we go out. I can relax a lot.

Speaker 1 (25:06):
Better, all right.

Speaker 11 (25:10):
Mary Lee and Edgewater says, I've been married for five years,
and lately I've noticed that my husband doesn't shower daily.

Speaker 1 (25:18):
He has been doing a lot of washing up.

Speaker 11 (25:20):
It's a blessing that I don't smell him, but I
am curious as to why he doesn't want to have
running water on this body daily. Should I confront him
or mind my business?

Speaker 7 (25:29):
Pea just reverted back to his boyhood days. It's just
too damn time consuming. You know, you on here, get
this buried baffing you on out of here. But I'm
gonna tell you right now, you got to get in
that damn water dog.

Speaker 2 (25:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (25:45):
Water finds this way into places that you forget. Water
goes into crevices, cracks, and I don't know if you
like you real buffer in shape or not, but either
way off in creases. Yeah, everybody got one. Yeah, everybody
got one crease for damn show.

Speaker 2 (26:07):
You got to wash down?

Speaker 1 (26:11):
Care to be more specific, please, don't.

Speaker 2 (26:14):
Yeah, well you have you ever been laying down nicked?

Speaker 7 (26:17):
And you know how you lay on your stomach and
you pull your knee up by your chest to watch
tv U.

Speaker 2 (26:24):
But you ain't washed. Whoa up?

Speaker 8 (26:31):
Bet you get your lass up and getting that showered
in it.

Speaker 1 (26:39):
If you absolutely have an answer for everything.

Speaker 2 (26:41):
Well let me tell you something. Don't act like the
people know what I'm talking about.

Speaker 7 (26:47):
Lay on your stomach on the bed neckd and then
lift one of your knees up by your chest and
lay it up bout a minute, about a minute if
you got to wash.

Speaker 2 (26:59):
It's coming.

Speaker 7 (27:00):
It takes about a minute, though, because it's a slow moving,
real heavy as ful like it come up across your
ass is kind of like dry ice come up, except
it's invisible. It's invisible and roll up and it stay

(27:21):
right on your ass and it comes right up on
your waist and over your elbow and next thing you know,
and then when it hits you it ain't light.

Speaker 8 (27:30):
It jump on your face like.

Speaker 7 (27:34):
You know, like that green stuff good just suck on
your faces.

Speaker 3 (27:40):
Line.

Speaker 11 (27:41):
It jumped on your ass, all right, all right, Live
in Oakland says I'm a thirty thirty year old feet.

Speaker 8 (27:48):
That's another thing to warming in al we're.

Speaker 1 (27:54):
Trying to help lived in Oakland.

Speaker 11 (27:56):
She's a thirty year old divorced female trying to get
back in the dating game. She says it's hard to
find a tall man. She says she's five ten and
she loves to wear her heels. Her ex is six six,
and that's rare to find. Do you think it's weird
to see a woman taller than her man?

Speaker 1 (28:12):
That's her question.

Speaker 2 (28:13):
No, No, I have him all the time.

Speaker 7 (28:17):
You know, before, before my nephew got married, he was
dating and he didn't have no restriction.

Speaker 8 (28:25):
And every time I turn around, I'm going down.

Speaker 7 (28:30):
Anybody five four he weak, you know, just in here
just dating tall women, just you know, everybody looking like
Candas Park.

Speaker 2 (28:39):
You know, you know, not to me, but to him
and athlete.

Speaker 7 (28:46):
But I tell you one thing, No, there's an advantage
to shot me in because if Day's sleeping in the
bed naked and he put his knee up by his chest,
it take a lot longer for that funk, that dry ice.

Speaker 2 (29:01):
Or roma to come across his little.

Speaker 7 (29:05):
And it'll jump on his face before it get to
your face because he shot it, and you'll never smell it.
And that's the other advantage of short answer in everything,
get on them faster.

Speaker 3 (29:16):
Sho.

Speaker 8 (29:19):
Well you got the shower. I'll bring it back up again.

Speaker 17 (29:22):
Next question that you're watching March Madness.

Speaker 8 (29:27):
Yeah, I'm watching March Madness.

Speaker 7 (29:29):
Well, Halls, if you lay on your stomach, neked in
the bed and you try to look like you march
it and you raise that leg up by your chest
and that hot ice funk come out the crack of
your butt and run back up down, it's on your
ass again.

Speaker 8 (29:47):
This is Steve Harbin Marty show Man.

Speaker 2 (29:49):
If it wasn't for that light in the refrigerator, we
would have never got caught.

Speaker 8 (29:57):
We would it.

Speaker 2 (29:57):
Here's a tip, take all these lights out of these refrigerators.

Speaker 8 (30:01):
That's the tips.

Speaker 2 (30:02):
These lights are ruining. They ruining friendships, man, anything.

Speaker 1 (30:06):
I just want to ask what you think.

Speaker 2 (30:08):
It's a light all of your problem? Well, I probably
shouldn't have been in the house show coming up right.

Speaker 11 (30:15):
After, what's something your parents did when you were a
kid that nowadays moms and dads could never get away with.

Speaker 7 (30:26):
Beat me on our number eight at the grocery store
in front of people.

Speaker 2 (30:31):
That that's when it went down yeah, yeah, yeah, damn man,
what you get.

Speaker 1 (30:41):
Where you blow? What's the thing you get?

Speaker 2 (30:43):
You get?

Speaker 7 (30:44):
Show up?

Speaker 2 (30:45):
That's where you get? Yeah, that's right at the school,
second grade, in front of the whole class. What right
got my ass? Tod I? She came up there up there. Wow,
when they get off their job, you can come hollert you?
But what she do that? I was cutting up? The
lady has been telling her I've been cutting up, right,
so she I get Ma Mama dropped me off and

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decided not even to go in go to work here,
and just stood there by the door and waited for
me to cut as soon as I start.

Speaker 7 (31:12):
It is right, Ma Mama came up to the school,
gave all my particular teacher's permission to paddle me, then
gave him her house number and called me.

Speaker 2 (31:25):
So when you get home, I can show you how
it really posted.

Speaker 3 (31:27):
Though.

Speaker 2 (31:28):
Whoa double man?

Speaker 1 (31:31):
Double beatings? Double boy's service?

Speaker 10 (31:35):
What a choir singing? So they can't hear me? Do
they see what they see? What's going on in that
pep back there?

Speaker 1 (31:45):
This boy's over there house.

Speaker 2 (31:47):
You were praising the Lord. She's out here waging me out.
She'll sure, he'll say waits church care. It's why the
choir sang.

Speaker 1 (31:59):
That's what they hit me. That's what do it started,
won't she do?

Speaker 7 (32:06):
My mama sent me to school time with the exact
same thing in my lunch bag for six months.

Speaker 1 (32:13):
Oh what do you mean?

Speaker 2 (32:15):
The same lunch that was the exact same damn thing.

Speaker 8 (32:19):
I told her, I don't eat no.

Speaker 2 (32:21):
Tuna fish if you don't em Yeah.

Speaker 1 (32:28):
Yeah, wow.

Speaker 2 (32:30):
I've been in the junior choir and my mama said
something to me, and I mumble something. I got hit.
I'm in the choirsta and she said something, and I, Mama,
don't need my breath while we're up in the question.
I'm thinking, you know, she read you way over there?
And number five got hit with a himn book on
parget in the faith. My mama could have actually quarterback

(32:55):
for Cleveland. The girl got what what.

Speaker 8 (33:02):
I was eating?

Speaker 7 (33:03):
I was eating some candy in church? Yeah, my mama visibly, Yeah,
choke the candy.

Speaker 2 (33:13):
Out of my mouth.

Speaker 8 (33:14):
I'm talking about hands.

Speaker 7 (33:15):
Shake me, wow, until it came, get it out, get
it out of your but shaking me though, But in
a pew in front of people.

Speaker 2 (33:25):
You couldn't do that.

Speaker 8 (33:26):
You can't do none of this.

Speaker 6 (33:27):
You can't do it today.

Speaker 11 (33:28):
You couldn't and parents were That's what we're talking about.
Things that parents did when we were kids that they
could never get away with.

Speaker 3 (33:35):
The switch.

Speaker 2 (33:35):
Pull over and get a switch.

Speaker 7 (33:37):
You can't make you get yes, Tommy, get out, picket,
clean it on, bring it here, and I'm gonna.

Speaker 8 (33:44):
Beat you with it.

Speaker 3 (33:45):
That's too much work.

Speaker 2 (33:46):
You know how long it takes to get that switch?

Speaker 7 (33:48):
Ass whipping with an extension cold all. This is abuse now, yeah?

Speaker 2 (33:54):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, classified abuse. Yeah.

Speaker 10 (33:58):
I watched my sister call it, call being so my mom,
and they came over there. Yeah, she beat she beat
her in front of them.

Speaker 2 (34:06):
No problems here. You want to call them people, I'll
give y'all a show. Hold on lady that lady TVs said, well,
there's no problems here.

Speaker 1 (34:19):
Close whoa Wow.

Speaker 2 (34:22):
You guys, you can't do that.

Speaker 1 (34:25):
You can't do it.

Speaker 17 (34:26):
I mean these days, the kids, it's just I think
our parenting styles are different too, you know what I mean.
It's like these kids they get away with so much.
Tasha came home from school, she had a bad day.
She slammed her book, bad down.

Speaker 3 (34:37):
I didn't know what to do.

Speaker 1 (34:41):
I'm saying I had done that, my mama would have knocked.

Speaker 2 (34:44):
Yeah, yeah, you're book bands. Now you want to try
the book band? You know what, Steve?

Speaker 1 (34:54):
Then your parents take the door off the head.

Speaker 2 (34:56):
I slammed that door so hard.

Speaker 1 (34:58):
Uh huh.

Speaker 2 (34:58):
My daddy said, so we slam those I took the
whole door off the hen when people just people come
by a visit, just passing by. Old I stayed in
my room as a kid, just I ain't got no
privacy that. Yeah, my dad left that door off for
about three months.

Speaker 7 (35:15):
Wow, man, parent now here my daddy was. I'm right,
he done called me obviously, I took too long getting there.
He's standing on the side of the house. I ride
my bike, pasted Jimmy. His ass pushed me off, like.

Speaker 2 (35:36):
How you do after your I'm talking about.

Speaker 7 (35:40):
Pushed me hard. Wasn't nothing, wasn't no way I could
have kept my belly. Weill ain't even rubble right, he
pushed I went straight down.

Speaker 2 (35:48):
My daddy was strong.

Speaker 1 (35:50):
These kids today.

Speaker 2 (35:53):
Got me here ya waiting on you.

Speaker 11 (35:56):
What you.

Speaker 7 (35:59):
Yeah, I'm riding up up the driveway. He's standing behind
the chicken. As soon as I got by that chimney.
He stuck that, stripped back out and locked my hands
straight up. My bike ain't even wabble. I went straight
to the ground. Come a little arm up and everything.
So you're gonna sit up and have me sitting up
in there waiting on you like I got all Damn.
They get him and get that tar bucket so we
can finish this drive.

Speaker 2 (36:21):
Damn. Hey, I was in the car with my daddy.
You know how to car. You know how the door
is not shut all the way? You need to kind
of open it and shut it. Yeah, so it'll be
you know, because I'm hearing the jingle a little bit,
and I ain't a file or sick, but I didn't
seen grown people when the door ain't closed. You know,
they opened it and closed right right right we riding
down the street. He probably going about thirty five. That
ain't really that fast. I open that door and closed,
you know, like I'm grown pulled over? Hell you open

(36:44):
that door? Fuck? I say, Dad, it wasn't it was.
I got hit every direction you could possibly think of.

Speaker 16 (36:50):
It was he driving?

Speaker 2 (36:51):
Why he was driving? Yeah, that's he stopped. You wasn't
wearing seatbelts back then? From that point on. I don't
think I opened the door no more, I got out
on his side.

Speaker 8 (36:59):
I did you know.

Speaker 1 (37:02):
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Speaker 11 (37:39):
Time now, guys, for would you rather? Would you rather
detect every lie you here? Or would you rather get
away with every lie you tell? Don't be you want
to get away with every lie? You're probably doing that already.

Speaker 7 (37:56):
That's my whole goal in life is I don't need
to detect no lie out soon. That's what you're doing
when you're talking.

Speaker 2 (38:09):
Soon, I think we both ling.

Speaker 1 (38:14):
Everybody's just lying. Wow, such a different world than which we.

Speaker 2 (38:19):
Live, all right?

Speaker 11 (38:19):
Would you rather be asked the same question over and over?
Would you rather never be spoken to ever again?

Speaker 2 (38:28):
What are you talking about?

Speaker 11 (38:29):
You? Listen, just let's just say one person for sake
of this, would you rather or would you rather never
ever be spoken to again?

Speaker 2 (38:37):
I'm going to be here.

Speaker 1 (38:41):
I can't no. Hold on, man, come on, come on,
come on now?

Speaker 2 (38:45):
Said? One question is less? Can we do it? I
mean if I just hear that.

Speaker 1 (38:52):
And I'm good, what are we gonna do it?

Speaker 16 (38:54):
Let's do it? Can we do it?

Speaker 1 (38:56):
All that all the time over?

Speaker 2 (39:00):
The question time is who while you're doing it? The
question who? Phone? Numb?

Speaker 11 (39:04):
Is this?

Speaker 2 (39:05):
I'm here to to be? Yeah, I'm here to to be.

Speaker 1 (39:08):
But you can't hear a question ahead of time. Yeah,
you don't know what it's gonna be?

Speaker 2 (39:13):
All right?

Speaker 11 (39:13):
Would you rather it be Christmas every day? Christmas every day?
Or your birthday every day?

Speaker 2 (39:21):
My birthday? Christmas?

Speaker 7 (39:22):
Too much company, it's too many people, No, Chris, Christmas,
I got to buy too much?

Speaker 2 (39:27):
So well, no, let it be my birthday here. Last
year I couldn't put that bike together, right, that's too much.

Speaker 14 (39:38):
No.

Speaker 11 (39:39):
So Christmas is cool just being one day a year.
But you want your birthday every day?

Speaker 10 (39:44):
Yeah, yeah, I don't get nothing on either day, so
they don't know.

Speaker 2 (39:50):
Be my birthday Christmas?

Speaker 1 (39:52):
I ain't getting nothing noway?

Speaker 3 (39:54):
All right?

Speaker 11 (39:55):
Or this is kind of crazy? Would you rather win
the lottery but I have to say spend it all
in one day?

Speaker 1 (40:03):
Or would you like to triple? Would you rather triple
your current salary forever?

Speaker 2 (40:10):
Say that again?

Speaker 11 (40:11):
That's easy, that's easy. Would you rather win the lottery?
Win the lottery but have to spend it all in
one day? Or triple your current salary forever?

Speaker 2 (40:25):
It's easy?

Speaker 3 (40:26):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (40:26):
No, which one? You won't?

Speaker 1 (40:28):
Should triple my current salary from forever?

Speaker 7 (40:35):
I tripled my Saturday. I'm good, I'm in the lot o.

Speaker 2 (40:40):
Hell, you have won the lottery?

Speaker 3 (40:47):
All right?

Speaker 1 (40:48):
That's our today's version of would you rather?

Speaker 2 (40:52):
Yo? Yo? What's up to? Sha?

Speaker 7 (40:53):
Homie ice Cube wishing everybody a happy holidays from my
family to yours and the Steve Harvey Morning Show?

Speaker 3 (41:00):
What up Steve?

Speaker 1 (41:01):
You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show?

Speaker 11 (41:07):
Time Now to check Steve's boicemail And if you would
like to leave Steve a boysmail, all you have to
do is called eight seven seven twenty nine.

Speaker 1 (41:14):
Steve you could hear your message on the air with us.
It's just that simple.

Speaker 11 (41:19):
Okay, So Steve, you're ready for our listeners. You this
caller wants to ask the CLO a question.

Speaker 18 (41:27):
What's going off to you, Harvey, got a question for you.
So kind of in a jam a little bit in
my relationship. So I wanted to propose to my woman,
but I went to another woman for advice.

Speaker 2 (41:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 18 (41:41):
No, probably not the best of the situation.

Speaker 19 (41:44):
So there was a little bit of you know, blirting
going back and forth with me and lady, and my
woman accused me of having some type of relations with
this lady.

Speaker 2 (41:55):
I wanted to do it as a surprise and not tellers.

Speaker 19 (41:57):
But you know, we moved on from the situation.

Speaker 2 (42:00):
It seems like every now and then the topic comes
back up and I can help me out. Thank you well, bro.

Speaker 7 (42:06):
As far as the subject coming back up every now
and then, that's forever.

Speaker 2 (42:12):
Oh that's coming. We don't we don't tell you.

Speaker 8 (42:17):
I don't have a real answer for you on let
that one is forever.

Speaker 7 (42:23):
It will come up at some of the most inappropriate moments,
but I will I will tell you, uh, every year
on that day that it came up before uh the
elephant minded women that they all will remember that exact
day if you had on.

Speaker 2 (42:43):
A white shirt that day. Every time you have on
a white shirt, she'll bring it.

Speaker 7 (42:49):
If anybody has a name that starts with the same
letter as the girl you went over to get advice from,
she'll bring it up.

Speaker 8 (43:00):
So the bringing that up brood is gonna be forever.

Speaker 7 (43:03):
I do think you should move on with the proposal
because in your mind it was a mistake you made,
and you found out that you didn't need anybody's advice
on you because the love you have for her is
unexplainable and for anybody else to even try to understand it,
it's just mind blowing to you. And you've learned that

(43:23):
your love is much deeper than a conversation with another
female and wife, and interject that into the relationship and
you will forever hold your relationship as a two handed
circle from now on.

Speaker 2 (43:34):
Let your church say Amen, Amen, Amen, Amen.

Speaker 1 (43:39):
That's the same thing you told Carolyn though. But it's
all right, Uncle Steve.

Speaker 7 (43:44):
Uncle Steve just helped you out, brother, And don't pay
no attention to the ladies, because your problem is your lady.

Speaker 1 (43:49):
Come on, your hello, this color appreciates you, Steve. Let's
hear what they have to say.

Speaker 14 (43:56):
Stein. You know, I was to shoot all the time,
and you know what, I listen to you. You make
me so so much better, you know, because I have everything,
everybody against me where I live at and my family
and everything like that, and just listening to you and
your come just so so I feel so good. It's

(44:16):
just like you just make my dad, You make my
day at my job when I'm driving my cousin everything,
and I just just think, to.

Speaker 2 (44:26):
You, thank you.

Speaker 3 (44:26):
Because when you say the spiritual.

Speaker 14 (44:28):
Things in the morning, I listen to it and I'm like,
why I listen to work seeds just can't and it's
just to be about me with haters, envy, jealous. And
I'm a single woman. I'm fifty three years old and
I love by myself and I love I love God.
I love God so much. Taking up in the morning,
I said God, you said so mile, thank you. And

(44:49):
just the evilness I get and I'm just so tired
of it. But I just say every time I hear you,
I thank you. See and the crew there, I love you,
see you keep up the good work.

Speaker 2 (45:01):
Oh wow, I have to.

Speaker 7 (45:03):
Give all that credit and honor to God Almighty. Because
God places things on me to say, I'm not always
even responsible for saying it, And be honest with you,
a lot of times I don't know what to say,
and then I'll lo lower my head and ask God
to give me something. So I have to give all
that credit and honor to God. That that part you

(45:24):
see of me, that good part, that's the part that
I allow God to reside and the Holy Spirit to
take over from me. So that's all God. I thank
you for recognizing that portion of the God in me,
and hopefully I'll have more of that to be shown.
I'm working on that, though, because there's a large percentage
of me that's not really all that yet.

Speaker 11 (45:48):
If you want to leave Steph a message, call it
voicemail at eight seven seven twenty nine. Steve, we just
might play your message on the air. Coming up next,
it is a prank phone call for today from the nephew.

Speaker 2 (45:58):
Right after this.

Speaker 11 (46:00):
Sne to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Coming up right
about four minutes after the hour. It's my strawberry letter
for today. The subject is he says, he says now,
he says, his fantasies are normal. We'll get into that
in just a bit. Right right now, there's a nephew
stepping up to the plate with today's prank phone call.

Speaker 2 (46:23):
What you got for us? Now, I'm trying to build
my stupidity up as I you know, as I get
closer to this weekend. So I'm starting at a pretty
high level, yeah, at the top. Just I'm trying to
get it as high as I can. So when I
hit that stage, said night, I want it at a

(46:44):
level of just I want to peak out, I really do.
I want to get as ignorant as possible and then
just just hang it all the way over. So we're
gonna start this thing within w A and double you. Hey,
now what you think that means?

Speaker 11 (47:03):
Him?

Speaker 2 (47:04):
They're good, They're good, They're good, They're good.

Speaker 1 (47:06):
Wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong.

Speaker 2 (47:10):
This an't easy.

Speaker 15 (47:12):
This ain't I q dre none of them. This right
here is in word abolish. In word abolish.

Speaker 1 (47:23):
You're at that stupid level you have.

Speaker 2 (47:28):
This week you can be prime breaking in word abolishes.
Let's go cat dog. Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach
mister Fears. My name is Andrews is here. Okay, how

(47:50):
you doing, sir? Everything going good? Tonight man.

Speaker 16 (47:52):
I'm doing fine, man, I'm worth.

Speaker 2 (47:54):
Uh wow, sir, listen, my name is once again Andrews.
I'm with n w A, which is in word abolishers,
And as you know, the in word just got buried
and we're trying to keep that successful and trying to
do as much as we can for people to not
use the word. It's been brought to our attention that

(48:16):
you have been consistently using the word even after we've
buried it. And what we're wanting to do is, first
of all, ask you to stop. And we don't want
to take any other actions which could mean not only
burying the word, but also burying the people who use it,
such as yourself.

Speaker 16 (48:38):
And I tell you I'm late for work. Man, about us? Please,
I say, I want to say, I ain't got time
to be listening n w A. Y'all need to go
listen to a record or I'm calling I got to do.

Speaker 2 (48:53):
I understand that, sir. We're just asking you, sir, can
we could you poss be not use the N word?

Speaker 16 (49:04):
Go ask somebody else, call somebody else and bother with this,
I say, I say, I say, with you crazy n
w I.

Speaker 2 (49:14):
Ain't never heard of y'all, sir, do you were just
I know, I know it's a process, sir, but we're
asking you that if you could just possibly just quit.

Speaker 16 (49:27):
Using the word man you, I'll use whatever the hell
I want. I don't know you, You don't know me.

Speaker 5 (49:32):
What the hell you?

Speaker 16 (49:32):
How you know? I use the word anyway?

Speaker 2 (49:35):
Sir? Could you please not call me that?

Speaker 11 (49:38):
You?

Speaker 16 (49:38):
How about that?

Speaker 2 (49:39):
I said, don't call me that that. Don't get me
bent out of shape about it? All right?

Speaker 16 (49:44):
You sound like a stupid I got your You know
what I'm said. Huh, I tell you I got to do, man,
I ain't got to try to.

Speaker 2 (49:51):
Play on the polders. I'm trying to make sure that
here in this country from now on, the word is
not used anymore. And for you to do, for you
to continue to go against the grain, we gotta put
a stop to it.

Speaker 16 (50:04):
I don't have a problem with the grain type of
that's who I am. I'm a girl christin grain type of.

Speaker 2 (50:13):
I don't have a problem burying you along with the word.

Speaker 16 (50:16):
Better than me. Oh look, dad, you're talking crazy there.

Speaker 2 (50:20):
Boy bury me.

Speaker 16 (50:21):
I'm gonna bury young very hacket in your back. How
about that? You don't like that du your NWA with attitudes.
That's what your ship called you.

Speaker 2 (50:29):
It's not it's in w A, it's in word abolishers
with attitude.

Speaker 16 (50:35):
Stupid all know who made up with my apologies? Stell
apologists apologists because you're stupid.

Speaker 2 (50:42):
Call my phone it's in Look you're gonna talk to
me with some rest, talk to me with some respects, Sir.

Speaker 16 (50:48):
You don't get no respect from me because you call
my phone stupid. But you called me. I don't know
how you got my knowing I was spending this much
time talking to your stupid You sound like a dumb
calling somebody phone co Co nine one one to get
you from help.

Speaker 2 (51:05):
Don't get your swooped him.

Speaker 16 (51:07):
Oh well, I'm right here. I ain't mother. I lived
right here at thirteen or one. Come see me look
it up. If you can't find it, get your GPN
right here.

Speaker 2 (51:18):
N'll tell you another thing you.

Speaker 16 (51:20):
Could tell me whatever you won't tell me.

Speaker 2 (51:22):
This is Nephew Tomming from the Steve Harfin Morning Show.
You just got prayed by your brother Marcus spells man.
You are crazy dog, You're crazy.

Speaker 16 (51:35):
Y'all are trouble. Oh excuse y'all got crazy man Hey, man, man,
what's true?

Speaker 2 (51:45):
Hey, look at your brother. Marca's told he toldly just said,
I bet him five hundred dollars he was gonna use
the N word before the month was up.

Speaker 16 (51:57):
Man, y'all can't just you know, throw this on the
like this excuse me, but you can't just throw this
uping on me, mate. It takes time. It's like stop
smoking cigarettes. It take me six months just to get
it out of my sister. You know, I'm talking about.

Speaker 2 (52:12):
Your brother, said, he said, I promise you my brother.
Calvin is the craziest person I know. He said, he
gonna go off as soon as you call it.

Speaker 16 (52:21):
I might be the craziest he know, but down some
of the craziest. I heard it on the radio. That's
for damn show boy.

Speaker 2 (52:30):
I gonna this one, ain't Calvin? Do mean? Favorite man?

Speaker 16 (52:32):
What's up?

Speaker 2 (52:33):
Work my man? Yeah? Man, hold work on the word,
all right, work on.

Speaker 14 (52:42):
Try brother, I'm gonna try.

Speaker 2 (52:43):
I promise you do a fanst. Try to fanst for
about two weeks without using it.

Speaker 16 (52:47):
All a fan Okay, Yeah, that's a good.

Speaker 2 (52:51):
Well, let me ask you what is this boy? What
is the baddest radio show in the land?

Speaker 16 (52:57):
You've got to be kids.

Speaker 14 (52:59):
Don't have to like that.

Speaker 16 (53:01):
It's a Steve Harbin Morning Show.

Speaker 3 (53:03):
Man.

Speaker 16 (53:03):
I listening you clear, listen you folks every morning?

Speaker 14 (53:07):
How about that?

Speaker 2 (53:08):
All right? Say no you say folks and people and
y'all trying to.

Speaker 8 (53:18):
My god.

Speaker 6 (53:22):
Call.

Speaker 7 (53:25):
He didn't waste no time. But Tommy, when you got mad, though,
that's my favorite parut. When you got mad?

Speaker 2 (53:32):
Are you mad? Now? Like it wasn't even phrasing him.

Speaker 17 (53:40):
He kept but I'm like, my favorite was at the
end when he found out when you told him, and
then he kept saying.

Speaker 1 (53:46):
He kept saying it, but cant saying, excuse me, excuse me?

Speaker 7 (53:49):
Oh hear word, excuse me? Man, my bad, my bad
said right here. Oh in my bad, I'm sorry. Excuse me,
Oh man, excuse me?

Speaker 10 (54:02):
Oh my god, stop going against Grain. I'm gonna gette
grain anywhere, quick cover.

Speaker 2 (54:13):
On my phone anywhere. Yeah, word, put a hatchet in
your back when you hear a hatchet, crazy dude right there, Man,
he bought it. You got a problem with him trusting
the league? Oh man, that's it. I have. I'm starting

(54:36):
and I'm getting I'm gonna be as ignorant today is
I'm just gonna keep getting ignorant, gonna be ignorant again Tomorrow,
December twenty eight. That is called It's called the New
Year's Comedy Jam. It is actually on December twenty eight
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(54:58):
hosted by Yours truly you Timmy. All right. Tickets on
seal right now that stupid level has started. So by
the time I laying, Oh my god, ignorance all right, man,
thank you.

Speaker 1 (55:13):
Strawberry letter coming up. He says his fantasies are normal.
Is the subject. We'll get into that right after this.

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Speaker 11 (55:51):
You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, guys, it's
time now for today's Strawberry Letter. And if you need
advice on relationships, dating, work, sex, parenting and more, please
submit your Strawberry Letter to Steve Harvey FM dot com
and just click submit Strawberry Letter.

Speaker 1 (56:07):
We could be reading your letter live on the air.
You never know, could be yours.

Speaker 2 (56:12):
It's time for the Strawberry Letter.

Speaker 1 (56:15):
Thank you, Steve.

Speaker 2 (56:16):
Wow, you introduced me. Thank you.

Speaker 3 (56:20):
Hey.

Speaker 11 (56:21):
Before we get to this letter and the subject and everything,
just want to warn you if you have small children
listening and everything, you don't want to hear this one.

Speaker 1 (56:30):
Okay, just put it like that, turn the kids away.

Speaker 2 (56:33):
All right.

Speaker 1 (56:33):
Subject, He says his fantasies are normal.

Speaker 11 (56:38):
Dear Stephen Shirley, My husband and I have been married
for almost six years and he's my best friend. We
are inseparable and we have not spent one night apart
since we got married. Our sex life is really good
and occasionally we'll have a third party come in and
join us in the bed. We like to film home
movies of us walking around naked in our home, and

(56:58):
we also record our sex aides and we enjoy watching
our home movies. The only problem I'm having is that
he is insatiable. Nothing we do can satisfy him. It's
like he's always trying to top our last experience we
role play, and his fantasy's gotten bizarre lately, so I

(57:18):
need your help. He likes watching videos of people having
sex wearing animal costumes, and he has videos of various
animals having sex with each other. He watches porn for hours,
and he said it's what's got him through the pandemic.
We're also usually naked around the house, but lately I've
worn a robe because he likes to have me lie

(57:40):
on the couch so he can eat his food off
my chest and stomach. It's a turnoff, but I want
to keep him happy. He has a few celebrity crushes,
and he's called me by their name more than a
few times during sex.

Speaker 1 (57:53):
When I tried calling him try to get through this.

Speaker 11 (57:58):
When I tried calling him Steve Harvey during sex, he
didn't like it one bit.

Speaker 1 (58:04):
Yes, all right, I'm gonna try to get through this again.

Speaker 11 (58:13):
He has a few He has a few celebrity crushes
and he's called me by their name more than a
few times during sex. When I tried calling him Steve
Harvey during sex, he didn't like it one bit.

Speaker 7 (58:31):
Nasty stuff, y'all got going take my name out of
your damn letter.

Speaker 11 (58:37):
Things are getting out of hand, and I told him
a lot of his fantasies are not normal. He said,
I can't switch things up on him, depriving him of
happiness in the bedroom. I'm warning he might cheat on
me if I don't continue to play along. Can you
please give me some tips on how to transition into
a normal sex life. I want children, so it's time
for us to have a normal household. Please helps me out.

(59:02):
I'm with Steve, don't be bringing his name into this
because this is just nasty. And the thing is, you know,
he doesn't want you to switch things up on him,
and he's right in a sense that it's really hard
to stop doing this kind of stuff once you've started.
And you guys are doing a lot of crazy mess.
Your husband really is doing the most. It's too much.

(59:25):
He's all over the place. You guys are having threesomes.
You guys are looking at people with animal costumes on,
and then you're looking at animals doing it. You know,
I guess that really is what insatiable means. I mean,
nothing can satisfy your husband, mister freaky freak. Come on,
regular sex doesn't get the job done anymore. He needs help,

(59:46):
That's what I think. Seriously, you wrote us, but I
think he needs some serious help, like you know, a
sex edition therapist or something like that.

Speaker 1 (59:54):
He's got to do some work here.

Speaker 11 (59:56):
I mean, there's no way you can keep up with
all this going on, and I think it's only natural
that you're thinking about normal things now. You can't bring
a baby into this mess. The problem will be convincing
him these you know, the stuff has gotta change.

Speaker 1 (01:00:12):
He's probably gonna just want to keep doing it in
the bedroom. No, you're getting over this.

Speaker 11 (01:00:16):
You're growing up, you're maturing, you're changing, And until then
I would just wait, wait, wait, wait to try and
have children if you guys are even still together, because
you want to stop and he doesn't.

Speaker 2 (01:00:28):
Steve.

Speaker 7 (01:00:30):
First of all, this is foolishness right here. This whole
letter is stupid from top to bottom. It's not a
redeeming moment in this letter. It's nothing I really even
care about. I'm gonna just tell you flat out four.
We can start this here. I'm gonna read the letter
and answer. But I ain't got no help for you,
right I don't know what you're gonna do.

Speaker 2 (01:00:48):
I really don't, because from the beginning of the letter,
all this is both y'all's fault.

Speaker 7 (01:00:53):
All it is y'all bought this foolishness on yourself. My
husband and I have been married for almost six she is.

Speaker 2 (01:01:00):
He's my best friend.

Speaker 7 (01:01:01):
We are inseparable, and we've not spent one night apart
since we got married.

Speaker 2 (01:01:07):
Okay, oh, okay.

Speaker 7 (01:01:12):
Our sex life is really good, and occasionally we have
a third party come and join us in the bed
right there, right there, that's the beginning of the end.
This don't ever work out. I've never heard it working
out for anybody. Once you introduce a third party into
your marriage, it usually don't work out. And it ain't

(01:01:34):
even gotta be sex. If you keep introducing a third
party into your marriage, it's gonna interfere with the marriage.
But y'all in brought everybody into the bedroom. Y'all like
filming home movies of us walking around naked. We record
our sexcapades. We enjoy watching movies at our own home movies,

(01:01:54):
nin She say, the only problem I'm having is that
he's insatial. That's not your only problem. But okay, nothing
we do can't satisfy him. It's like he's always trying
to top our last experience. He can't top it without you.
We role playing his fantasies that have gotten bizarre lately.
So I need your help.

Speaker 2 (01:02:15):
Not right here.

Speaker 7 (01:02:16):
You know, we tell jokes about monkeys and all this
his stuff. But you just said his fantasies have gotten
bizarre lately, and I need your help. What is me
and Shery Finn do right all right now? Jokes about
having a monkey in the room and a spam and
a love mint, but that's all. I don't know what
to tell you. We come back to I'm gonna tell

(01:02:36):
you something.

Speaker 11 (01:02:37):
A Part two of your response is coming up at
twenty three minutes after the hour Today's Strawberry Letter subject.
He says his fantasy is are normal. We'll get back
into it right after this. You're listening Steve Hardy Morning Show.

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Speaker 11 (01:03:24):
All right, come on, see let's recap today's crazy strawberry letter.
The subject he says his fantasies are.

Speaker 2 (01:03:30):
Normal, and please be nothing normal about this letter. His
fantasy is no normally. Y'all been together six years.

Speaker 7 (01:03:40):
Year in several of your best friend sex life is
really good, and occasionally we have a third party coming
join us in the bed, right out to dribble.

Speaker 2 (01:03:49):
Can I tell you that ain't normal.

Speaker 8 (01:03:52):
I'm just sharing this with you.

Speaker 7 (01:03:54):
That's really not normal. That's really not how it works.
We like to film home movies us walking around in
our home naked.

Speaker 2 (01:04:02):
That's not normal. That ain't normal.

Speaker 7 (01:04:06):
We also record our sex coapades and we enjoy watching
our own home movies. I know people do that but wow,
once again, that ain't normal. The only problem I'm having
is that he's insatiable. Nothing we do can satisfy him.
Is like he's always trying to top our last experience
we role playing. His fantasies have gotten bizarre lately, so

(01:04:27):
I need your help.

Speaker 2 (01:04:29):
His fantasies have.

Speaker 7 (01:04:30):
Gotten bizarre lately. Well, I don't know how you think
we're gonna help, but let's hear what you're talking about.
He likes watching videos of people having sex wearing animal costumes.

Speaker 2 (01:04:39):
That's not normal.

Speaker 7 (01:04:42):
And he has videos of various animals having sex with
each other. Let me tell you something, y'all sick. These
ain't fantasies. This is a sickness watching animals. Are you
kidding me?

Speaker 2 (01:04:58):
What's that?

Speaker 7 (01:05:00):
I don't even understand. Your man is sick, and you
sick for sitting there going along with this. He watches
Pawn for hours, and he says that's what got him
through the pandemic.

Speaker 2 (01:05:17):
Are we still in the pandemic?

Speaker 7 (01:05:21):
I don't know if you notice or not, but it's
still a pandemic going on that we may not be
on lockdown like we used to be, but that's not
what's what's so this is still going on, I take
it right now. We're usually naked around the house, but
lately I've worn a roll because he likes to have
me lie on the couch so he can eat his
food off my chest and stomach. It's a turnoff, but

(01:05:42):
I want to keep him happy. How wait a minute,
what spaghetti off your chest? How big is your breast
keeping this spaghetti? How is you keeping this spaghetti on
your chest? I'm not understanding that. Who got a bowl
of soup on your stomach?

Speaker 8 (01:06:03):
What is he doing?

Speaker 2 (01:06:04):
How big is your belly button? What is we doing
right here?

Speaker 7 (01:06:07):
But who the hell can cut a piece of meat
loaf on your damn stomach? I'm not understanding this right here?
How strong of a woman over you?

Speaker 2 (01:06:16):
He lady?

Speaker 7 (01:06:16):
These hot their French fries on you and he's just snacking.
I'm not understanding this right here. These eggs as hot
as hell. He done flip them over as he's cooking
on you.

Speaker 16 (01:06:26):
To what.

Speaker 7 (01:06:27):
I don't even know what's going on right here. I'm
just trying to think of these foods that you got
in that laying on your something. He just got Chinese
food just on your stomach. What did y'all in here
doing hell yeahs a turn off.

Speaker 2 (01:06:39):
This food is hot.

Speaker 7 (01:06:40):
He has a few celebrity crutches, and he's called me
by their names more than a few times doing sex.
When I tried to call him Steve Harvey doing sex,
he didn't like that one bit.

Speaker 8 (01:06:50):
I know what that.

Speaker 7 (01:06:54):
Knowing that because too, I don't want in this letter
right here, I billy, I don't really want to be
I don't. I'm take me off your crush list. Why
is I'm on the crush list? It's too crazy, especially
I'm not following these animals. I'm just telling you that
right now. They got to mention my name before these
damn animals out of accepted a lot better once you

(01:07:14):
can watch the animals. And then he gonna bring up
Steve damn name and the damn letter. That's where we
draw the line. And I ain't finna follow all these
monkeys and kowala bears and all this here, all these
sloths in here having sex, and you gonna bring me up.

Speaker 2 (01:07:29):
All right.

Speaker 9 (01:07:31):
Here we go.

Speaker 7 (01:07:33):
Things are getting out of hand. And I told him
a lot of his fantasies are not normal. He said,
I can't switch things up on him. Depriving him of
his happiness in the bedroom. I'm worried he might cheat
on me if I don't continue to play along that
you're worry you need to be worried about this next
plate that'sln't be on your band.

Speaker 2 (01:07:53):
I'm gonna what you be wearing about. I said, I'll
be damn concerned. Donald. What is he finna lay on
my breast this week? Right here?

Speaker 7 (01:08:00):
But I'm right here, But I don't know what he
in there fixing this pizza for? You know that pizza
too damn hot to come in here? Lay across me
like this cat shouldna been here? Gonna eat this catfish
off my chest better? I don't like catfish up on
me like this here, But that's what you can you
please give me some tips on how to transition into

(01:08:22):
a normal sex life.

Speaker 2 (01:08:24):
No I can't.

Speaker 7 (01:08:26):
I want children, so it's time for us to have
a normal household. Please help me out, lady. Ain't nothing
fitna be normal with this dude, y'all not finna have
no normal household?

Speaker 2 (01:08:37):
And I got two women on the show who'll tell
you this right now.

Speaker 7 (01:08:40):
If you do have a baby, you ain't gonna have
to worry about this no more, cause that baby fitting
to cut all that out. You ain't gonna have time
to do none of this. And y'all don't need children.
Y'all don't even need to stay together. And I don't
even know why you want this man right here. You

(01:09:01):
never mentioned how much you love him.

Speaker 2 (01:09:04):
It's crazy.

Speaker 7 (01:09:04):
Everybody going to Holly watching all these monkeys and ate
snakes and you having sex on your TV. Eat no
this damn stupid ass food right he can set up
here and got this yello on you now you don't
know what to do. He keeps scraping your stomach trying
to get all the yello into this spoon right here.
I don't want no TAPPYO col.

Speaker 1 (01:09:24):
My, Damn, we gotta go.

Speaker 11 (01:09:28):
You can leave us your comments on Today's letter at
Instagram on Instagram at see.

Speaker 8 (01:09:33):
You're not cutting up on me. I'm just gonna tell
you that much.

Speaker 1 (01:09:39):
Check out the Strawberry Letter podcast.

Speaker 3 (01:09:41):
On to Men.

Speaker 1 (01:09:42):
You're listening to the Steve Harvey morning shows.

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Speaker 1 (01:10:16):
What are some of the what's the dumbest thing you've
ever done for love? Completely opposite fall?

Speaker 2 (01:10:26):
Yeah, how long you get it now?

Speaker 8 (01:10:32):
Oh man?

Speaker 2 (01:10:34):
What about you, Steve? What's the dumbest thing you've ever
done for love? Jesus the lift man?

Speaker 1 (01:10:44):
So while yeah, you want someone else to go, I.

Speaker 2 (01:10:53):
Tell you I.

Speaker 10 (01:10:55):
Go ahead take her back after she cheated over and
laying to my family why it was all right?

Speaker 1 (01:11:02):
Yeah that was dumb.

Speaker 2 (01:11:03):
That was Yeah, that was I ain't never done that,
Joey older than you, I ain't never done nothing.

Speaker 1 (01:11:09):
I was fifteen them, oh fifteen, Yeah you're young.

Speaker 2 (01:11:13):
Okay.

Speaker 7 (01:11:13):
I stole a necklace. That's why you can't be preferent
from the main company.

Speaker 2 (01:11:20):
I can't be on the A for a girl. Yeah,
because I.

Speaker 7 (01:11:24):
Didn't have no money and I was crazy about it,
and I got caught going out the door. White dude
had on a sweatshirts and gym shoes.

Speaker 2 (01:11:34):
He was fast too. He was fast too, just wasn't
quite fast enough. He had me.

Speaker 7 (01:11:43):
And then when I gave here my jacket though, and
I was so thin there that didn't mean nothing to me.
It was damn near irreallyant. I slipped out that jacket
so fast. I just let my arms go limp like spaghetti.
He had the jacket, that white dude. I got out
on a prospect. That white boy started chasing me. That

(01:12:05):
dude was fast, but he had no idea who he
was chasing. No dog, I was uncatchable. I looked back,
I said, man, he's still here, and I just went
on and just dropped it down in nitro.

Speaker 2 (01:12:21):
That was gone.

Speaker 1 (01:12:22):
I put that black on him head, scared dog.

Speaker 7 (01:12:30):
Yeah, I put that black speed on it that he
hadn't seen. Sounded like an indie car.

Speaker 2 (01:12:46):
Yeah, that was it.

Speaker 7 (01:12:47):
And he yelled at me come back to the store again,
for it'll be years, pardoner.

Speaker 1 (01:12:52):
Don't worry.

Speaker 7 (01:12:54):
And when I did go back and may come there,
I look, I had a bed and everything I was grown.

Speaker 2 (01:12:59):
Yeah, hit back.

Speaker 7 (01:13:02):
All rights, Steve Harbin Martin show Man. Ain't nothing worse
than a madass wolver smoking a cigarette.

Speaker 8 (01:13:11):
You know out there?

Speaker 7 (01:13:11):
What that cigarette that I tell you what I tell what?
You ain't fred I Wood from by the air with
that cigarette. It used to look so full of the cigarette.
Just be talking the whole time she's talking, that cigarette
going up down, ashes sticking off on her dress and stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:13:27):
Coming up right up to.

Speaker 11 (01:13:29):
The great resignation continues, and nowhere seems to be safe.
A mod pizza shop in Illinois was the subject of
a TikTok where the user showed a sign at the
door uh saying all staff has quit, We're closed for
the night. So Steve, Yeah, I mean people are just
quitting their job, Steve. And it really is an employee

(01:13:52):
market right now. Lots of places are hiring, So why
stay somewhere when you're unhappy?

Speaker 1 (01:13:57):
Should you have a rational plan before you just up
and quit your jobs?

Speaker 2 (01:14:02):
What do you well?

Speaker 7 (01:14:03):
I mean, I quit my last job I had. I
quit the next day after I won fifty bucks out
of comedy competition. So I'm the last person I asked
should you had a rational plan? Because mine led directly
to homelessness. Yeah, I don't really recommend anybody take the
route I took, but if you want to, I say

(01:14:24):
go ahead.

Speaker 8 (01:14:25):
I mean, what did they quit you? It's a pizza shot?

Speaker 2 (01:14:27):
How much that pasta? The dude over pepperoni? Quicko. See.

Speaker 7 (01:14:32):
But once I passed by your house and I miss
your address, I turned the.

Speaker 2 (01:14:35):
Corner, eat the pizza.

Speaker 1 (01:14:36):
Uh huh uh huh uh.

Speaker 17 (01:14:40):
With that.

Speaker 1 (01:14:41):
It was some sexual harassment stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:14:43):
It was a bund pizza shop. Yeah, I'm not fit
to take all this for no day over no damn
pizza y.

Speaker 3 (01:14:52):
Talking to.

Speaker 2 (01:14:54):
You said, you said pepperoni here? I am with that
to meet levels. That's what No, no, immediately.

Speaker 11 (01:15:10):
Yeah, but it's happening everywhere. I mean, that's one incident
in Illinois, but it's happening.

Speaker 8 (01:15:15):
Y'all thought about clon Oh.

Speaker 1 (01:15:17):
Here, we love our jobs.

Speaker 2 (01:15:19):
We love you. You're the best, Monica said, She's considered quick.

Speaker 11 (01:15:25):
She's still here the job or this job? Okay, this job,
I thought, he meant this job. Yeah, you're the best
bus ever.

Speaker 6 (01:15:32):
Steve.

Speaker 10 (01:15:34):
The last job I had was at Monarch Paint Company.
Pay seven seventy five an hour, walk right out of there.

Speaker 2 (01:15:41):
Really Yeah, seventh.

Speaker 10 (01:15:44):
No, because I saw that the manager of the store
had been there twenty two years and the assistant managed
to be in their twenty What do I look like
staying here? I started telling the next night.

Speaker 11 (01:15:55):
Really yeah, well, well, junior experts say that if you
do want to quit your job, you should talk to
your boss.

Speaker 1 (01:16:04):
Okay, don't get emotional. Don't get emotional.

Speaker 11 (01:16:08):
Go ahead and ask for your raise, ask to work
from home, talk about stress, and pinpoint your dissatisfaction at
the job.

Speaker 7 (01:16:16):
Okay, let's try it right now today. You go ahead
and pitch me for the raise. Go ahead, and let's try.

Speaker 10 (01:16:24):
Mister Harvey, I have a word with you, please, absolutely, sir.
You know, you know I've been here four years. I've
been here four years, you know, and you know everything
I asked me to do.

Speaker 2 (01:16:35):
I do all my job description. Can I fits that
I thought more than cable? Okay? And you know another
thing too.

Speaker 1 (01:16:41):
I even work over time for you when you asked
me to.

Speaker 2 (01:16:45):
Yeah, I've never asked you that. To go ahead, but
you know, I just want to just say this.

Speaker 10 (01:16:51):
I really believe that I should be making fifteen dollar
an hour. This seven fifty seven seventy five ain't working
for me. I really have a fifteen dollars hour employee.

Speaker 2 (01:17:00):
Hall Lee, I'll give you that right away. Oh so
I'm getting the raise.

Speaker 3 (01:17:04):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (01:17:05):
You want fifteen dollars an hour on this here show
for sure. That's sixty dollars a day. I was talking
about working at the paint company. Yeah, yeah, alright, if
I get the most No, no, no, I'm talking to
you about this job right here.

Speaker 8 (01:17:21):
You want fifteen dollars an hour, that's sixty dollars a day.

Speaker 2 (01:17:24):
You dropt it.

Speaker 1 (01:17:25):
Okay, we need to do over the fact.

Speaker 3 (01:17:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:17:29):
No, you're asking for a raise on this job now,
go okay, okay, yeah, hey, you know I was thinking
about this.

Speaker 7 (01:17:37):
I think I.

Speaker 2 (01:17:38):
Deserve about a fifty dollars raise on this job here, man. Yeah,
and you thought wrong.

Speaker 8 (01:17:48):
You're thinking.

Speaker 2 (01:17:50):
Okay, well that's a I like to pay. I'm getting anyway,
Thank you for coming.

Speaker 8 (01:17:58):
Next, I'm coming up. Coming up, we're gonna interview Tommy.

Speaker 11 (01:18:01):
For okay, all right, all right, cool, all right, we'll
be back with more how to ask your boss for
a raise with the nephew and the uncle.

Speaker 1 (01:18:10):
Right after this, you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning show.
All right, so before we before we left out, we
were talking.

Speaker 11 (01:18:21):
About the Great Resignation, how a lot of people around
the country are quitting their jobs and uh, you know,
they're unhappy with their with their employment, so they're looking
for other jobs. And experts say, you should talk to
your boss, don't get emotional, ask for a raise, ask
to work from home, talk about stress, and pinpoint just
what you're dissatisfied about at your job. So the nephew

(01:18:43):
wanted to ask you, Steve some questions. He wanted to
talk to you about.

Speaker 2 (01:18:48):
You got one damn minute we can sit down and
have a conversation. That's how you asked. Wow, No, it's fine,
it's fine.

Speaker 1 (01:18:54):
Don't get emotional. That's the first time not to get emotions.

Speaker 2 (01:18:58):
I've been on this radio twenty months with you. I'm
just gonna gone say. I'm just gonna gone say I
think I deserve another extra two hundred and fifty thousand dollars.
So how the hell we gonna do this?

Speaker 8 (01:19:12):
Yeah, well you won't see year twenty one in this moment.

Speaker 2 (01:19:16):
That's a damn shit.

Speaker 1 (01:19:21):
Don't get emotional. Talk to your boss.

Speaker 2 (01:19:24):
Yeah, I'm talking to him.

Speaker 1 (01:19:26):
I'm talking back ten point your dissatisfaction.

Speaker 2 (01:19:30):
I've been stooping on here for twenty damn yell doing
the best, the best you pitty in the world. The
least you can do and give me an extra two
fifty on this damn show. Hell, I can do far.

Speaker 8 (01:19:41):
Least than that. If you're looking for least, I can
do way least than that.

Speaker 2 (01:19:49):
This is not working.

Speaker 17 (01:19:52):
Well.

Speaker 11 (01:19:52):
Hey, the r I know coming up in thirty three
minutes after the hour, We'll do a round of would
you rather right after this?

Speaker 1 (01:19:59):
You're fired?

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would you rather? Would you rather detect every lie you here?

(01:20:39):
Or would you rather get away with every lie you tell?
H you want to get away with every lie. You're
probably doing that already.

Speaker 2 (01:20:47):
That's my whole goal in life is saying, hey, I
would need to detect no lie.

Speaker 11 (01:20:56):
Soon.

Speaker 2 (01:20:56):
That's what you do when you talk to Lisa Soon.
I think you're both lying.

Speaker 1 (01:21:05):
Everybody's just lying.

Speaker 11 (01:21:08):
Wow, it's a different world in which we live, all right?
Would you rather be asked the same question?

Speaker 2 (01:21:13):
Over and over?

Speaker 1 (01:21:15):
Would you rather never be spoken to?

Speaker 2 (01:21:17):
Ever?

Speaker 1 (01:21:17):
Again?

Speaker 2 (01:21:19):
What are you talking about?

Speaker 11 (01:21:21):
Just let's just say one person for sake of this,
would you rather or would you rather never ever be
spoken to again?

Speaker 2 (01:21:28):
I'm going with Ben. I can't be here.

Speaker 1 (01:21:32):
I can't no, hold on, now, come on, come on,
come on.

Speaker 2 (01:21:36):
That said one question is less? Can we do it?
I mean if I just hear that over, you know,
I'm good.

Speaker 3 (01:21:45):
What are we going to do it?

Speaker 16 (01:21:46):
Let's do it?

Speaker 2 (01:21:46):
Can we do it?

Speaker 1 (01:21:47):
All that all the time?

Speaker 6 (01:21:48):
Over?

Speaker 14 (01:21:50):
What if?

Speaker 2 (01:21:51):
The question is who?

Speaker 1 (01:21:52):
While you're doing it?

Speaker 2 (01:21:54):
The question who? Phone? Numb? Is this? I'm here to
to be? Yeah, I'm here to be, but you.

Speaker 3 (01:21:59):
Can't all right?

Speaker 8 (01:22:00):
Question ahead of time?

Speaker 11 (01:22:01):
No, yeah, you don't know what it's gonna be, all right?
Would you rather it be Christmas? Every day, Christmas every
day or your birthday every day?

Speaker 2 (01:22:12):
My birthday? Christmas? Too much company?

Speaker 7 (01:22:14):
It's too much people. No, Chris, Christmas, I got buy
too much stuff. Hell no, let it be my birthday.

Speaker 2 (01:22:23):
Here last year I couldn't put that bike together, right,
that's too much.

Speaker 11 (01:22:29):
No.

Speaker 1 (01:22:30):
So Christmas is cool just being one day a year.
But you want your birthday every day?

Speaker 2 (01:22:35):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (01:22:35):
Yeah, I don't get nothing on either day, So don't either.

Speaker 2 (01:22:41):
Be my birthday or Christmas.

Speaker 1 (01:22:43):
I ain't getting nothing noway?

Speaker 2 (01:22:45):
All right?

Speaker 11 (01:22:45):
Or this is kind of crazy. Would you rather win
the lottery but have to spend it all in one day?
Or would you like to triple? Would you rather triple
your current salary forever?

Speaker 2 (01:23:01):
Say that again?

Speaker 1 (01:23:01):
Show that's easy.

Speaker 2 (01:23:02):
That's easy.

Speaker 11 (01:23:04):
Would you rather win the lottery? Win the lottery but
have to spend it all in one day? Or triple
your current salary forever?

Speaker 2 (01:23:15):
It's easy? Oh? No, man? Which one? You won't?

Speaker 1 (01:23:19):
Should triple my current salary?

Speaker 2 (01:23:23):
From Jeff?

Speaker 3 (01:23:23):
Forever?

Speaker 2 (01:23:26):
I tripled my Saturday? Oh good, I'm in Lottle Hill.

Speaker 3 (01:23:32):
You have won the lottery? Yes, all right?

Speaker 11 (01:23:39):
That's our today's version of would you rather coming up?
Last break of the day and of course some closing
remarks from the one and only, our fearless leader, Steve
Harvey right after this.

Speaker 2 (01:23:49):
Good morning, this is your boy, and if you tell me,
have a happy and save holiday season, Happy New Year.
From the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (01:23:56):
You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 7 (01:24:01):
Good morning, guess your man, Steve Hobby. I'm a happy
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Speaker 1 (01:24:35):
All right, guys, here we are our last break of
the day. Yeah, it's been a good day. We've had
fun today.

Speaker 11 (01:24:43):
Boy, you and Tommy really got into it earlier about
those the rays and the job and all of.

Speaker 8 (01:24:49):
You come up in office cussing at me, and you
thought you.

Speaker 11 (01:24:51):
Yeah, the first thing it said was don't be emotional
washing emotions into it.

Speaker 6 (01:25:01):
I have it for you.

Speaker 7 (01:25:03):
I'm really undeveloped in my Christianity. Is if you come
to me hard, I just don't know how to, you know,
be south.

Speaker 2 (01:25:10):
With you, Chris.

Speaker 1 (01:25:12):
And that was time me asking for a raise.

Speaker 2 (01:25:17):
But they're gonna cuss me.

Speaker 1 (01:25:18):
What I mean, the big one too.

Speaker 2 (01:25:24):
I've been thinking it blank twenty years. Yeah, you ain't
gonna be blank twenty one work you said.

Speaker 1 (01:25:33):
I've been being up in here stupid for twenty years.
Thank you Steve taking us out.

Speaker 7 (01:25:41):
Hey, My clothes remarks are that I want you all
to be aware of something that I've found to be
a little bit troubling sometime.

Speaker 8 (01:25:48):
It's the word karma.

Speaker 2 (01:25:51):
The word karma.

Speaker 7 (01:25:53):
I've been watching people and they tossed this word around
so loosely, and I want you all to be careful,
be careful of people who always use the word karma
because they throw it around like like like like like
they have the right to.

Speaker 2 (01:26:13):
You know it is.

Speaker 7 (01:26:15):
Is there a karma committee and who's on it? Who
determines what's happening to you as karma? Don't throw that
word around so easily, because if you look up the
definition of calm and you google it, it'll throw you
off a little bit because it really has a lot
to do with religion and and and and and certain
religions in this world. That's where the word karma came from.

(01:26:38):
So when people always talking about, yeah, that's karma, what's
happening to you is karma? That's not all the way,
It's not always the case. Be careful of people who
use that word a lot, because I have to warn
you who determines what karma is? And how long does
karma last? Have you ever noticed people throw that word

(01:27:00):
around to keep you in a certain place, to keep
you in a certain category, to keep you feeling a
certain kind of way, even after you've moved on long
from it. Real negative people have a tendency to throw
this word calm around. I want y'all to be aware
of this, man, because it's dangerous to let people do it.

Speaker 8 (01:27:23):
See. God has this.

Speaker 7 (01:27:24):
Thing called grace and mercy, and God passes it out
to whoever asks for it. If you ask God for
forgiveness for something, and God gives you his grace and
he forgives you that allows you to be forgiving. God
never brings it back up again, and you're free to
move on. So you gotta be careful of people who

(01:27:47):
talking about every time something happens to you, they relate
it to something that you did before and they call
it karma.

Speaker 8 (01:27:55):
That's not what it is, y'all. Listen to me. The
vast majority of things that happened to you, it ain't calma.

Speaker 2 (01:28:04):
It's just life.

Speaker 7 (01:28:07):
What what are you talking about? You lose a love
one that ain't calma. You don't you know, something happens
to you negatively, that's not karma.

Speaker 8 (01:28:21):
That's life.

Speaker 7 (01:28:24):
It's called trials, it's called test, it's a challenge, it's
a setup for a comeback. It's a lot of things.
But it don't have to be calmer man. You know,
listen to me. If you if you murder someone and
you get sent to prison, and that's justice, that's what

(01:28:49):
that that's justice. You can call it calm if you
want to, but it's courts. It's just justice. I notice
a lot of people use karma to keep you from
feeling forgiven. I know on a personal note that I've

(01:29:10):
done something way back when I was a young man,
And do you know that there are still people in
my life. When something negative happens to me, they refer
back to that moment as calma. I don't let him
do it to me. God has been forgiven me for
the things I've done as a young man. He been

(01:29:32):
forgave you a long time ago for the things you've
done as a young man. You've had so many blessings
that occurred in your life since you made that mistake
as a young man, as a young girl, as a
young woman. Do you know how many blessings you've had
since you've made those mistakes. Then when something else called
life pops up your way, here comes somebody wanting to

(01:29:53):
relate it back to the time you had your baby,
the time you left this man, you walked out of
this and they want to call that karma. Don't let
them do that. Listen to me, y'all. God is in
a forgiving business. When he forgives you, don't let people
keep you from being free of it by reminding you

(01:30:15):
of a word that they throw around way too loosely,
called karma. Every time something happen you see on in
that karma is a beet Comma?

Speaker 8 (01:30:24):
Is this calm?

Speaker 2 (01:30:25):
Is that coming?

Speaker 8 (01:30:26):
Who are these people, who is the karma Committee.

Speaker 2 (01:30:31):
I don't go for that.

Speaker 7 (01:30:32):
I have no karma committee that I answer to. I
answer to my heavenly Father, and I suggest that you
do too. So from now, when you ask God for
forgiveness and God forgives you, move on and don't let
nobody on the karma committee hold you to your former
past and your former mistakes, because God has allowed you

(01:30:54):
to move on and you should thank you very much.
Those are my closing remarks. Hope you got something from it. Hey,
y'all listen, God willing will see you all tomorrow. In
the meantime, talk to God he loved to hear from you.

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