Happy Mardi Gras, DOGE Efficency At YOUR Job, Ask The CLO and more - 03.04.25 - The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Today show is pre recorded. Y'all know what time. Y'all
don't know y'all bay at all at all, So.

Speaker 2 (00:12):
Don't given them.

Speaker 3 (00:15):
Black the million bus boozy.

Speaker 4 (00:24):
Listening to to.

Speaker 2 (00:38):
I want to Joy?

Speaker 5 (00:50):
Yeah, Joy, you got to do that, you love you.

Speaker 6 (01:13):
Turn you gotta turn, got to turn the mouth the turn.

Speaker 7 (01:43):
You probably got to turn the mouth, turn out the mono. Look,
come on, come on, you think.

Speaker 3 (02:02):
I sure will come on and everybody you're listening to
the voice, come on, dig me now, one and only Steve.

Speaker 1 (02:09):
Harvey got a radio show.

Speaker 3 (02:12):
Man, if I had time enough to tell the whole trip,
the whole journey, and y'all will be sitting up in
there going, okay, Steve, are we going to play the
show this week? But man, it's been a lot of
amazing things has happened to me over the years, and

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not all of them good. It's been some amazingly bad
things that have happened too. But I just come on
in the morning as a reminder to everybody of the
actual goodness of God, that you know, man, that these
mistakes that you're making, that these setbacks that you keep having,

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that these falls that keep occurring in your life, that
they all are leading you somewhere if you just don't
ever give up.

Speaker 1 (03:02):
That's the key.

Speaker 3 (03:04):
You can never ever give up because you don't know
how the trip has been laid out for you.

Speaker 1 (03:12):
You know, if somebody had told me.

Speaker 3 (03:15):
Years ago when I had the dream of being on
TV and then I thought about being a one of
one of the best comedians I could be, you know,
when I when I started, somebody had told me everything
that was gonna have to happen in order for me
to get there, I would have changed it. I would
have I would have said, Okay, well I ain't gonna

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be that. How about this? See and no one can
know all of the events of their life ahead of time.
You know, it'd be so nice, wouldn't it. You know,
to prepare for it, see it come, and be aware
of the haters, always knowing when the backstabbing moment is
coming in your life, always knowing when you gonna get

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blindsided by the enemy. We were really great to know that,
wouldn't it. Well, that's not how it works. So since
no one knows exactly the challenges and the pitfalls and
the detours that's gonna beset them, it's it's it's imperative
that you just don't give up because see, knowing these things,

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we as human beings by nature, would choose another route.

Speaker 1 (04:30):
But it ain't the route God God for you, though.
See the route God God for you.

Speaker 3 (04:35):
If you if you're trying to do the right thing,
if you're doing the best you can, if you ain't
out here just intentionally just messing over, folks, if you
using faith and that's the belief in things that you
cannot see. If you have something on the inside of
you to keep saying there's got to be more to
life than that, then that's that's you. You, my friend,

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have a great chance here. And if you've ever had
that feeling then gave up on it, just get it back,
just ask for it back, Just say, hey man, I'm
getting back to the way I used to be because
there's a change that's available in your life.

Speaker 1 (05:14):
But you got to take it. You got to take
a shot at it. Folks. There's a chance for you
to get it right, but you gotta take a shot
at it. Folks.

Speaker 3 (05:22):
There's a chance for you to turn this whole thing
around with God's help, but you gotta take a shot
at it.

Speaker 1 (05:29):
You see, this.

Speaker 3 (05:30):
Decision is yours. The decision to lay down, to give up,
that's yours. It ain't even just got too hard for me?
Life too much, man, life hard and too much for everybody.
What I got to get you to See? My father
used to always tell me, it says so best lessons
in life, the one your value and learn the most
is a bout lesson.

Speaker 1 (05:51):
I didn't quite understand that being young, but I showed
got it. Now.

Speaker 3 (05:56):
Ain't no lesson like a bout lesson, the one you
pay for. Those are the ones that hold to you,
that stick to you, that that start turning you into
who you're going to be. Those are the character builders. See,
you got to be forged to get to where you
want to go in life. See, that's what the challenges
and missteps is for. That's what the failing is about. Now,

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I know you don't like it.

Speaker 1 (06:19):
I didn't.

Speaker 3 (06:20):
I know you're not comfortable with I wouldn't. I know
you wish it was over sooner than later. I always do.
I always want it to be over sooner than later,
because the later, man, it just seems like it's so
much I got to go through.

Speaker 1 (06:35):
But let me tell you something, Man.

Speaker 3 (06:37):
If you can, if you can forge your way through
it and understand that you are forged in life.

Speaker 1 (06:43):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (06:45):
I was on TV in one time when I was
doing one of my motivational speeches, and I began to
wonder about this experience I had at Ford Motor Company
and my last job after the auto industry started going down,
my last job was in the foundry and my job
was to stand at the end almost where the engines

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first come out of the furnace. See, the engines are
poured into a mold. It's hot, melted down metal whatever
they call it, larva or whatever. They pour it into
a mold and it goes into this furnace that's extremely hot.

Speaker 1 (07:24):
And my job was.

Speaker 3 (07:26):
After the heat was applied to the engine block, it
would come through and it would go through a hardening stage.
With the way it was hardening, they would cool it.
Suddenly they would flush.

Speaker 1 (07:39):
It with water. It would just blast water on it.

Speaker 3 (07:41):
But the fire and the high temperature is what made
the engine blocks solidify. It's because it's got to get
real hot, get melted down first. Then it's got to
get poured into a mole. Then it's got to be
pressure hit with water, and all of this then and
it's real hot. Now it's still hot even though there's

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water being shotter. But when it comes out the end
of the side, there's a lot of flashing in it.
It flashing is a metal from that to drip through
the cast molding on it, just like flex of extra
pieces of metal. My job was to hit this engine
block in the front, which is huge, heavy rubber mallet,

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knock all the flashing off the front, and when it
came around back to bam, hit it real hard again
on the backside. And that became the core of what
the car is. A car without a great engine is nothing.
It's just a pretty looking vehicle over there. But if
it can't do what it was made to do because

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the engine blocked and cracked. So you can have a
car look real good, but if it freezes, an engine
block cracked your car, you could it's over man. You
got to get a new block. The block is the core.
But in order for you for the car to do
what it's got to do, it's got to have a
strong engine.

Speaker 8 (09:01):
It.

Speaker 3 (09:01):
In order for the engine to be strong, it's got
to be forged and steel come through fire, get poured
in a mole, cooled off heated, knocked around, beat on
the front end, beat on the back end, and order
for it to be what it's gonna be.

Speaker 1 (09:16):
The mall of the story, folks, is you got to
get forged in fire to be what you're gonna be.

Speaker 3 (09:22):
You got to get beat up, you got to get
pressure washed, you got to have heat on you, you
got to get melted down, you got to get pulled
into a mole.

Speaker 1 (09:31):
That's how you become who you are.

Speaker 3 (09:34):
So the tough things that you're going through, the difficult
challenges and the setbacks.

Speaker 1 (09:38):
I know a brother who went to prison, ma'am.

Speaker 3 (09:41):
And the whole reason he ended up going to prison
because he was looking at the little window looking out
in the yard at him working out. And then the
next thing, you know, man, this brother decided that he
was gonna go out there and work out. Well, guess what,
he's one of the top trainers in country.

Speaker 1 (09:56):
Today you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 3 (10:00):
Ladies and gentlemen, you know what, the time has come
for us to realize that, uh, he did it again.
It gave us another day, another chance. And I really, man,
I just don't take it for granted, and I don't want.

Speaker 1 (10:12):
You to either.

Speaker 3 (10:13):
I want you to realize every day that it's a
new one, it's a brand new start, that the fact
that God woke you up is a sure son that
he ain't through with you yet, and he has something
more for you to receive.

Speaker 1 (10:27):
And all you gotta do is if you.

Speaker 3 (10:28):
Can just get in alignment with his will, it'll help
you out talking to himself right now, Ladies and gentlemen,
Steve Harvey Morning Show, Shirlon Strawberry Colin for Real, Mississippi Monica, Junior,
Brad Bravery, big boy come through and the legend of
Nephew Tummy Junior.

Speaker 9 (10:45):
Y'all, what did you?

Speaker 1 (10:52):
Uh huh?

Speaker 10 (10:54):
Hey? I think you right back this part by grateful
Yeah yeah.

Speaker 1 (10:59):
Hey man.

Speaker 11 (10:59):
Thank y'all so much for the prayers. Thank the Steve
arber Nation for all the messages in the prayers.

Speaker 10 (11:03):
I truly believe it. Man, he ain't through. I truly
believe it a man.

Speaker 1 (11:10):
It could have worent difference a man. But what happened.

Speaker 7 (11:16):
What happened.

Speaker 11 (11:18):
I had a little fight, little sickle sellf fight back
again one and eighty five comebacks.

Speaker 1 (11:25):
Yeah, I'm talking about a life fight. MVP.

Speaker 10 (11:31):
You know how how do you How do you feel
about comebacks when you feel the lowest like it?

Speaker 3 (11:36):
Man?

Speaker 1 (11:36):
It hurts sometime, Man, it do well?

Speaker 9 (11:38):
You do what you know.

Speaker 1 (11:40):
It's like this, man, you have to realize.

Speaker 3 (11:44):
And I think what a lot of people fail to
realize is what I want you to think about is
if something is on you and it re occurs, there
is a lesson and a blessing in it. There is
a moment in everybody's moment of adversity, there is a
lesson and a blessing. The thing for you, Junior, that

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I most admire is because you have these sickle sale crises,
and you have them sometimes several times a year since
I've known you, is getting a little bit less right
now because you're doing some other things that you share
with people. And the fact that you have these crises
and come back and have the spirit that you have

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when you come back is absolutely amazing to me. And
I think that it sends a message to a lot
of people who are going through anything. Everybody got some
form of crisis in their life, but especially to the
people who have sickle cell who understand how painful and
trying those crises can be. That you look at Junior

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who's played athletics, that has done his god on stage,
and he performs as a superstar stand up, he's a
radio superstar. All of this is a testamy that you
can win and you can come back again. And the
wonderful thing about it, Junior, is we're sitting here living

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through this, and we're witnessing the chosen one. You happen
to be the chosen one. And as difficult as it is,
tag tag you it, and I want to say, Homie,
you're doing a damn good job. Boy, were proud of
your dog?

Speaker 1 (13:32):
Fight back.

Speaker 9 (13:35):
All right?

Speaker 8 (13:36):
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It is time now to run that break back with
the nephew. What you got for his now?

Speaker 1 (14:20):
I got a pecan tree, sirly? Is a pecona pea can?
If it's your treat.

Speaker 12 (14:30):
Pecan tree, let's get out of we can't whatever. Hello, Hello,
I'm trying to reach uh LC Hey, let me let
me Hey. My name is Marcus, my mam and them
little next door to you, mister and missus, my mom
and daddy little next door to you. And I was

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calling because y'all got a pecan tree in in y'all backyard,
I mean right on the fence line and to keep
you know, pecan and stuff.

Speaker 1 (15:00):
Falling over into my mom and them yard.

Speaker 12 (15:02):
So I tald to see if y'all can do something man,
where y'all can pick up I mean, my mom and
them have got a little older. You know, we've been
picking them up for a long time. But I need
somebody to, like, maybe you can cut the limbs back
that's hanging over so that they won't you know, the
pecans won't be falling over into my mom and them
yard because you know, for them to be bending over

(15:23):
like there picking up them pecan and it's a lot
of them. So, you know, mister, I just wanted to
holler at you and see if you don't mind maybe
cutting the limbs back, because even when we turn the
lawnmower on and stuff, man, it's just, you know, the
pecans and stuff be coming out of the lawnmow, just
shooting all over the place.

Speaker 13 (15:39):
Well, first of all, my mother con trill, the old
con uh, it's bout well, and I can't see me
cutting it.

Speaker 9 (15:50):
Well.

Speaker 13 (15:50):
I mean, I'm not saying you can't have nobody to
maintain your yard, but I mean you your mother, you
can maintain your mother's yards, sir.

Speaker 12 (16:01):
I go by my mother's house, you know, every other
day and check on them. But I don't have time
to go in the back and pick up pecans and stuff.

Speaker 1 (16:07):
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 12 (16:08):
I mean, if you just it don't seem no more
than like maybe four or five limbs that's hanging over there.
But them four or five limbs, I mean they they
there's a lot of pecans falling off of that.

Speaker 13 (16:18):
So if my pecan tree I go back there, there's
no kind of nothing back there. Okay, whatever, sir, I'm
not cutting my tree for like that.

Speaker 9 (16:31):
Sir.

Speaker 12 (16:31):
Listen, what I'm what I'm trying to get you to
do is I'm not I want you cutting your entire
tree down. I just want you to cut a few limbs, sir,
so you know those that way that those are the
ones that are hanging over it won't be you know,
the pecans won't be falling over into my mom's them yard.
And and you know, like I say, they're older now, man,
they can't be bending over like that. So you know,
I'm I'm just coming to you as a man right

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now and asking you, will you please cut this down
so these pecans can quick falling over my mom and
them yard.

Speaker 13 (16:59):
You all do someone, okay, someone I know your mother,
don't cut your yard.

Speaker 12 (17:04):
For it's it's a guy that it's a guy that
cuts the yard. But even when he cut the yard,
these pecans is flying out from underneath the yard the
lawn more they they So the lady, we're gonna be
breaking windows over there.

Speaker 13 (17:16):
What kind of lawn person you have that don't pick
up before they cut? That's foam?

Speaker 1 (17:21):
Why am I arguing with you about picking up stuff?

Speaker 12 (17:24):
And all of this I'm asking you to cut a
funky lift five limbs so these dog on pecans they
are following off my mama yard.

Speaker 14 (17:31):
You you want to cut, You're gonna make me come over.

Speaker 1 (17:34):
Here, cut the whole. I would come, cut the whole
damn tree down.

Speaker 13 (17:37):
You ain't gonna put my tree. I grew that tree
from when I was a kid, and that tree gonna
stay in the yard as long as I stay though, sir.

Speaker 12 (17:46):
Look, I didn't ask you like a man to cut
your little funky pecan tree down.

Speaker 15 (17:50):
Now.

Speaker 1 (17:50):
I ain't fin the hat.

Speaker 9 (17:51):
No what know what? Guess what?

Speaker 13 (17:54):
You you you bad enough? You come cut it?

Speaker 12 (17:57):
I finish, Look, sir, I tonight today rather this evening.
It's either gonna be two things happening. Either you gonna
cut these five limbs that I won't cut. I'm gonna cut.
Cut the whole damn pekan tree down.

Speaker 13 (18:11):
That's my tree in any game, Nobody gonna with my tree.
I'm here right now, I'm sure hearing in yard right now.
Come on, it's you over that right now, right now.

Speaker 1 (18:20):
I will bring my right hold back.

Speaker 13 (18:22):
You know what, I'm just get my number in.

Speaker 9 (18:25):
A way, got your number.

Speaker 12 (18:26):
I got it because it's the same. Is one address
less than my mama. You're gonna cut this damn tree down.

Speaker 13 (18:32):
I'm waiting on them. But anyway, man, I ain't using
my preaching seven in the long time. Any way, I've
been waiting on them like you.

Speaker 1 (18:40):
You lost your damn mind.

Speaker 13 (18:42):
You live young conk. I told you once, then I
told you twice. I'm on you, young, don't do that.

Speaker 15 (18:49):
See that's what's right there.

Speaker 12 (18:52):
You know what you can do.

Speaker 13 (18:53):
Tell your mama to make a for corn pie and
bring me a piece.

Speaker 1 (18:56):
What you say about my mama.

Speaker 13 (18:57):
Tell them to make a corn poe and come for me.
Tell my mama what make a corn pie?

Speaker 12 (19:06):
Make a pecan pie. I don't want no pecan poub.
We don't even eat pocn pie. We so sick of
these damn pecans. You got followed over in the backyard.
You got to do something about this, man. I'm trying
to I'm trying not to hurt you, old man.

Speaker 1 (19:20):
I really am hurt me.

Speaker 14 (19:22):
Hurt me, Come on, hurt me for me.

Speaker 1 (19:26):
I'm on my I'm on my way. Is your south side?
Is you outside?

Speaker 14 (19:30):
You know how?

Speaker 9 (19:32):
You know.

Speaker 14 (19:34):
You know what I'm here.

Speaker 13 (19:35):
I'm here I'm I'm a man your mama.

Speaker 1 (19:39):
You get out.

Speaker 12 (19:39):
You get out my mama driveway right now, get out
my mama driveway.

Speaker 13 (19:44):
Putting me out.

Speaker 1 (19:47):
You get your getting back in your driveway. You get
out my mama draw way.

Speaker 15 (19:53):
Get out.

Speaker 2 (19:53):
You get out of my mama drahnway.

Speaker 15 (19:56):
Whoa crime for?

Speaker 9 (19:57):
Now?

Speaker 13 (19:59):
Tell you I'm here waiting on you.

Speaker 2 (20:01):
You get out of my mama. Get out of my
mama year away.

Speaker 13 (20:05):
Better go cook me some me because I'm gonna sit here.

Speaker 1 (20:07):
I got one more thing I need to say to you.

Speaker 13 (20:09):
With you listen, you don't got to say. I'm waiting
at you at your mama house.

Speaker 12 (20:14):
This his nephew Temy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
You just got pranked by your brother.

Speaker 15 (20:22):
Man.

Speaker 13 (20:22):
I don't pay this, Conner Man. I'm gonna put my
feet man, I'm gonna. I'm gonna so bad.

Speaker 14 (20:31):
I don't pay.

Speaker 13 (20:32):
I'm too old for this, Conner.

Speaker 12 (20:35):
LC do me a favorite first of all, get im
people yard, go back to yo yard.

Speaker 13 (20:44):
And you give me hot blood pressure.

Speaker 1 (20:47):
Ain't nobody mad by your pekan Tree noney. That ain't
nobody finna cut it down? Ain't nobody tripping you? Alright?

Speaker 13 (20:54):
Got a litering now, man, I've been carrying my grandkids
school listener to this.

Speaker 15 (21:02):
Y y'all, y'all, oh, y'all, man, I got one more
question for you.

Speaker 1 (21:07):
Tell me what is the badness radio station in the land?

Speaker 15 (21:11):
Alcas Steve Harvey.

Speaker 1 (21:14):
So all right, and there you have it.

Speaker 8 (21:20):
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it's time to ask the cloy.

Speaker 1 (22:27):
Another bad ass child. I ain't got no man.

Speaker 9 (22:30):
Why do we care?

Speaker 1 (22:31):
D og?

Speaker 9 (22:34):
All right?

Speaker 8 (22:35):
The colo here we go with them as the clo.
This is from Levy and Tifton. Levy writes, my long
term girlfriend or is it Levy or Levi? And maybe
it's Levi?

Speaker 1 (22:48):
Levi was with an I?

Speaker 8 (22:50):
Okay, Levi and Tipton says, my longtime girlfriend started going
to counseling with our pastor's wife to deal with some issues.
I didn't know her past was troubling her, but she
said in her early twenties she slept with men for money.
I want to ask how many? But I want her
to feel safe talking to me. She's trying to heal.

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So how should I react to this?

Speaker 3 (23:13):
Well, br just be that. Don't ask for that number.
I'm just gonna tell your things. I want to know
how many. You really don't though, along, stay away from
that number. All you need here's the number you need
to know. You need to know her employment record. That's
all you need to know, not that body count. Yeah'

(23:35):
all you need to know is how long was you unemployed?
That's all you need to know. And if it's two
three years, she.

Speaker 1 (23:46):
Was working one more time?

Speaker 9 (23:48):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (23:49):
Oh man, all right, but dog t but bruh, bro,
just leave the count alone, leave the count. If you
want to help her heal, Let bygones be bygones. Let
her pass, be her past. She's not that person anymore.

Speaker 1 (24:03):
She going to council, all right.

Speaker 8 (24:07):
Moving on to Mercedes and Edgewater, Mercedes writes, an ex
boyfriend moved into my building, and my husband doesn't know
we used to date. We've run into him a couple
of times, and my husband said, what's his story? Is
that a general question? Or does he already know that
we dated?

Speaker 3 (24:25):
That's what he don't know nothing. Men don't have intuition.
He don't know nothing. He kind of looking at the
way he see you when y'all run up into him.
He giving that little what's his story? Because he's trying
to figure out what he's doing over here. This ain't
the time for you to comeforld with information.

Speaker 1 (24:43):
So what's your wife you do? What should she do?
I don't know. So she's given yes, you're by yeah,
absolutely not. I've never seen this man. I have no
idea who if it's someone in her past, but difference,
you know what?

Speaker 3 (25:01):
Surely the reason question well, I'm telling you is why
they call me, because I'm gonna tell them the stuff
that makes sense.

Speaker 1 (25:10):
Now you've got it on him. I've never seen this man.
How would I know his story?

Speaker 8 (25:16):
Tell if she's an honest person and she just said,
oh honey, that's someone I used to date. What if
she says that?

Speaker 1 (25:21):
Okay?

Speaker 3 (25:22):
Now why is he in this building? Why is he
in this building? When was you gonna tell me? How
come you ain't say nothing? Oh so that's why he
be looking at you like this. It's on.

Speaker 1 (25:43):
So when you go to store, you really be going
to the store.

Speaker 8 (25:48):
I don't understand someone from her path.

Speaker 1 (25:51):
Surely listen to me. I'm just trying to keep peace
in your house.

Speaker 3 (25:57):
Don't tell don't go up there and tell this man
y'all used to eight, because it's gonna be a whole
lot of questions you can't answer, and it's gonna look suspicious,
and he gonna bring this up.

Speaker 8 (26:06):
Molden once, all right, use it againstwer okay. Moving on
to Rick and Coppel, Rick writes, I walked in the
gym and a chick I have sex with called me.
I looked at my phone and put it in my bag.
She texted me and said she's looking right at me.

Speaker 1 (26:27):
She got loud. I walked off. She knows it's just
a sex thing, So why would she clown like that
because it was a sex thing. Dum h, I gave
you me. I call you, you look at my name,
throw me in the gym bag and then she got
loud with it. Ah, I'm looking right at you. You

(26:56):
see my name. The thing be big bee, listen, listen.
It was just the thing, that's all it was. Why
did you talk Monday night? You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (27:11):
It's just one night. That's only ones you wanted to have,
No promise, hooked on this, nothing like that. We talk about,
no futures or nothing. You know, I ain't even man
she what you did. I don't even really know your
last name. To relax, you know, I got your nickname

(27:32):
in my phone. I don't even know your last name.
When you come up, all I see is jowls. I
call you John. All call the shop.

Speaker 1 (27:44):
You know, and that's all it is. I don't know
what you want? What else did she say?

Speaker 8 (27:52):
But what you?

Speaker 4 (27:52):
What?

Speaker 12 (27:53):
What?

Speaker 9 (27:53):
You?

Speaker 15 (27:53):
What?

Speaker 9 (27:54):
I call you? You just go?

Speaker 3 (27:55):
And I'm looking right at you. You see my name,
and you're gonna throw me in some bag and walk off.
I see you see you saw my name?

Speaker 1 (28:02):
Yeah, but I was I was going downstairs to get
myself a protein.

Speaker 9 (28:06):
Shit.

Speaker 1 (28:07):
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (28:08):
I ain't what about I didn't want to talk to
you right now because I got some other traps up
in this inn gym. Man, he ain't the only one.

Speaker 8 (28:17):
What she said when he said that about the trap?

Speaker 1 (28:20):
What you mean I'm a trap?

Speaker 7 (28:23):
What you mean?

Speaker 1 (28:24):
You got others? What you think I was doing for?

Speaker 12 (28:26):
I met you?

Speaker 9 (28:28):
Wow?

Speaker 1 (28:29):
You see I'm in this gym getting all fine and everything.
You think you're the only.

Speaker 12 (28:33):
One want me?

Speaker 1 (28:35):
Look at me? Her face? Look at me.

Speaker 3 (28:39):
That's why you wanted me, because I spent enough time
in this gym. That's why I wanted you, because you.

Speaker 7 (28:47):
Was in the gym.

Speaker 3 (28:48):
You got the body, but you ain't got the face though.
No matter when talking, eating, seeing and everything. You know
what I'm saying, it's different.

Speaker 1 (28:58):
Wow, don't break up?

Speaker 15 (28:59):
That.

Speaker 8 (29:01):
That's what I think if they're done all right. One
last one, This is from Ava in Inglewood. Ava says,
I just had my first child, and my husband wants
our dog to stay with my parents until the baby
gets adjusted to the house. The dog is my baby too,
and he's never accepted that my dad is on his

(29:22):
side and wants to keep my dog. What should I do?

Speaker 3 (29:26):
Lady, lady, you just had this baby. You don't even
know what's coming. You don't even know what's coming. My dog,
dim dogs is not people. And baby, y'all fird, baby,
my a.

Speaker 1 (29:47):
Not people.

Speaker 3 (29:49):
And I'm tired of people comparing the damn animals to children,
cause they not the money you finished being on this
child and and you have to pay for him. You
gonna understand real soon.

Speaker 9 (30:03):
Now.

Speaker 1 (30:04):
Let that dog going over your daddy's.

Speaker 8 (30:05):
Howe uh oh, No, she's gonna be able to do that?

Speaker 1 (30:09):
Doesn't sound like it's all right? Thank you. Colo.

Speaker 8 (30:12):
Coming up at the top of the hour, we'll have
some entertainment news for you. Right after this. You're listening
Steve Harvey Morning Shows. President Trump will address the Joint
Session of Congress tonight. That goes down at nine pm.

Speaker 1 (30:26):
Eastern Now.

Speaker 8 (30:27):
According to ABC News, this is his first speech to
Congress of his second term. The president will discuss his agenda,
as well as his goals on immigration, foreign policy, and
the economy. Senator Alissa Slotkin of Michigan will give the
Democratic response to the President's speech.

Speaker 9 (30:45):
There you go.

Speaker 8 (30:46):
Will you be watching?

Speaker 1 (30:47):
Is the question? Steve Harvey, is this gonna be? Probably?

Speaker 3 (30:52):
Will he is must CTV? I got to see what
he gonna do. Man, I've never seen anything like that now.

Speaker 9 (31:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (31:02):
Wait till he walks in and all the handshakes and
high fives and all of that. That's his safe You know.

Speaker 1 (31:09):
I heard that the Democrats were considering not going. Yeah,
I saw Samoa Sanders, which would be so stupid. Yeah,
suggest that's just not the way it's done. To not
go just gives them too much fuel. Look at them.

Speaker 3 (31:26):
They don't care about the country. They're not trying to
work with us. Oh, the Republic's gonna use that.

Speaker 1 (31:32):
Well, boy, they're gonna they're gonna fry that chicken so
many dollars raise, uh huh. Yeah, because he's speaking to
a trifecta, uh huh.

Speaker 8 (31:40):
You know, he got Republican all of them everybody's Republican, Yes,
everybody he's Republican.

Speaker 7 (31:47):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (31:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (31:49):
So here's a question. Think about this question for a moment.
What if the Democrats in the next four years start
a Project twenty twenty nine. Already working on the Project
twenty two twenty five right now, So what if Democrats
came back with Project twenty twenty nine?

Speaker 1 (32:04):
What would you put in it?

Speaker 8 (32:06):
That's the question.

Speaker 10 (32:07):
Everything everything he took out.

Speaker 8 (32:10):
Yeah, you know what's in twenty twenty five? What would
you put in it? Everything they took out?

Speaker 1 (32:14):
Yeah?

Speaker 14 (32:16):
And add on this.

Speaker 3 (32:18):
Killing of all of these social programs that what people
don't understand is.

Speaker 1 (32:26):
This eight hundred sum.

Speaker 3 (32:31):
Billion dollars that they got a triple trillion dollar deficit.
They're trying to cut out so much money it's going
to affect Medicaid. Now, what they say they're going to
do is go through here and find the fraudulent cases,
which is very small. What they're going to do is
take people off Medicaid. Man, they're not paying attention. Yeah,

(32:55):
they're not paying attention. Only way to get these cuts
down and Elon Musk and wiped out the park the
Park Ranger Division. So now this summer Yellowstone and all
these parks are gonna be understanffed. You're gonna have a
lot of stuff popping off in these parks, man, because
people know there's nobody patrolling now.

Speaker 1 (33:15):
It's going to create a huge problem. It's a trickle
down in a lot of ways, man.

Speaker 3 (33:19):
Yeah, making sure people are obeying rules with campfires and
camp site stuff with nobody there to monitor this. This
is going to be a disaster. The FAA to Federal
Aviation is suffering there. It's just so many things that
are doing wrong.

Speaker 1 (33:38):
You can see it. You see it every day. Yeah, yeah,
you see it every day. And you know what they say.

Speaker 3 (33:43):
They say, because we're coming to with these broad sweeps,
we're gonna make some mistakes and then we'll correct them.
Wait a minute, man, have you thought about thinking it
through first then doing it right. We're gonna fire you
and then we're gonna research, and then we'll bring you
back if we need to. What that don't make sense, man, none? Yeah, yeah,

(34:04):
but that's just when you don't care about people. That's
all right, You have no empathy. Yeah, all right, thank
you for that, Steve.

Speaker 8 (34:12):
All Right, switching gears, moving on to entertainment news The
Essence Black Women in Hollywood Awards was recently held in
Los Angeles. It was hosted by Elvis Hodge, Cynthia Arrivo,
Tayanna Taylor, Yeah He's fine. Tayla Taylor, Tyra Banks and
the legendary Marla Gibbs were this year's honorees.

Speaker 1 (34:30):
The awards show was start studdied.

Speaker 8 (34:32):
Wendy Ruquel Robinson was there, Terry Vaughn, Loretta Devine, Kim Whitley,
Deaji p Henson, It's the Ray, Nissi Nash, Keiki Palmer,
Anthony Anderson, Kylo Pratt, Megan Good, Coco Jones, and Steve
Lori Harvey. They were all in attendance, just to name
a few. So congratulations to all the ladies, all the honorees,

(34:55):
and yeah, I'm sure a good time was had by all.

Speaker 4 (34:58):
Yeah, it's nice. I saw the pictures on Essence dot com.
Black is Beautiful baby.

Speaker 8 (35:08):
So finally, in entertainment news, this is according to Yahoo
dot com. Now, Elon Musk has welcomed his fourteenth child.
His baby mama, her name is Chavn, announced the birth
of their son. His name is selden On X. According
to the Daily Galaxy, Elon Musk has been outspoken about

(35:28):
declining global birth rates and has urged people to have
more children to prevent what he calls a civilizational collapse.
So there you go, that's why he's having all these kids.

Speaker 1 (35:41):
That's not why he's having all these kids.

Speaker 2 (35:43):
Beliefs, that's what it is.

Speaker 1 (35:45):
Are you serious, man? Are trying to think people need
to have more kids? You think that's really the reason?

Speaker 12 (35:51):
Man?

Speaker 1 (35:53):
You gotta be kidding me.

Speaker 3 (35:54):
Man, is because this guy right here, when he was
coming up, before he had money, he couldn't get a chick.
Now he got money, and he can get a chick,
and he's abusing the privileges.

Speaker 1 (36:06):
That's all this is to it.

Speaker 15 (36:07):
Man.

Speaker 1 (36:08):
Look, man, if y'all think dudes are that deep, you
are sadly mistaken called.

Speaker 3 (36:13):
Damn it, we ain't dude. You're talking about we want
to increase the world population. And Nick Cannon didn't say that.

Speaker 1 (36:20):
Uh uh, she was fine, dog, tell the truth. And
I wanted her to have my baby. Yeah, And it
ain't even really about whether they wanted to or not.
You know, it's just man, come on, man, stop all
this the world. We got eight billion people in here.

(36:40):
We're doing fine. With populating man.

Speaker 2 (36:42):
We need more.

Speaker 1 (36:46):
Fourteen eighty yours. It's the fourth one by this baby, This.

Speaker 8 (36:51):
Baby Mama coming up at twenty minutes after the hour.
We'll have more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show right after.

Speaker 1 (36:57):
This less supping dudes.

Speaker 8 (37:00):
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Tomorrow of courses ash Wednesday. Yeah, that's the first day

(37:46):
of Lent. To Lent is a forty day season of
fasting that is observed by Christians, which leads up to
Easter Sunday. This year, Easter is April twentieth. And Carl,
of course your husband Tosh is from New Orld, and
so I know you guys have plans for Fat Tuesday.

Speaker 1 (38:03):
What are you gonna do?

Speaker 9 (38:05):
Well?

Speaker 1 (38:05):
He doesn't understand why today is not a national holiday.
You know, nobody.

Speaker 4 (38:11):
He don't even get it right, Like I don't understand
why they gotta go to school today?

Speaker 1 (38:16):
Why is it not a national holiday? But you know
we love it New Orleans. You know we're gonna do
the shrimp.

Speaker 4 (38:22):
Po boy, the dak rees, you know, the whole culture
and just celebrate.

Speaker 1 (38:28):
You know, it's a good food, good people. I think
I'm gonna have an oyster pop boy today for Yeah,
for Mardi Ground Happy Marti Gras Steve.

Speaker 9 (38:35):
I like it.

Speaker 15 (38:36):
I like it.

Speaker 3 (38:36):
I never really celebrated Marty gru I went down there
for it one time.

Speaker 1 (38:41):
Did you have a good time?

Speaker 13 (38:42):
No?

Speaker 1 (38:42):
I didn't know. It was confused. Why were you confused?
It was a lot going on, playing the same song
the beads the parade. Ain't that what the last band play?

Speaker 13 (39:01):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (39:02):
Yeah, he was stepping yeah here on Tuesday.

Speaker 8 (39:06):
King Ka with a baby in it, right, A little
baby down here.

Speaker 1 (39:11):
Yep, king k all of that.

Speaker 4 (39:13):
And you know certain areas, you know, they celebrate, especially
along the Gulf coast, you know, so you have New Orleans,
you have Texas. You know here, uh, Tommy and Junior.
You know in Yalveston they do a big celebration. Mobile Alabama,
you know, parts of Mississippi. A lot of places here
now celebrate.

Speaker 9 (39:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (39:31):
Mobile claims to be the originator, Yes they yes, Oh wow. Uh. Man,
don't go down there and say different. Don't have problems
to be a situation.

Speaker 8 (39:44):
Yeah, I thought it was from New Orleans.

Speaker 1 (39:48):
Don't go down there and say that.

Speaker 3 (39:50):
Because they got two things down there in Alaball they
got they claim Martigau and they got college football. Now
the number one for a minute here this year the
number one ranked, the number two ranked basketball team in
the country was Alabama and Auburn. And I watched that game,
which Auburn won. But I just it was a horrible game.

(40:13):
Horrible game I've never seen just run down the floor
shoot a three point and miss. Everybody go back, everybody
posts up on the outside of the art outside of
the three point nine.

Speaker 1 (40:26):
I was just a maze.

Speaker 9 (40:27):
Man.

Speaker 3 (40:28):
It's very difficult for me to watch basketball now because
you know, no post up plays. I like big men
that play big and this game today is not the
same game, and I watch it in playoffs, but it's
not the same.

Speaker 1 (40:42):
March Man is coming up, you know, Yeah, make a
three pointer like they done. Just dunked on some damn But.

Speaker 8 (40:50):
All right, thank you guys, coming up with thirty four
minutes after the hour, we'll check on the Steve Harvey
Morning Shows Efficiency right after this you're listening Hard Morning Show.
Oh no, that Elon Musk and Department of Government Efficiency.
That's DOGE. Of course, the emails are getting out of

(41:11):
hand now. So here's a question. If you received an
email from the Department of Government Efficiency DOGE asking you
to list five important things you did last week by midnight,
what would it be?

Speaker 9 (41:25):
What would it be?

Speaker 1 (41:29):
Would we want to hear yours?

Speaker 10 (41:33):
Or I'll tell you right another first thing I did
was get him feed his don't. That's the first thing.

Speaker 1 (41:40):
This ain't even my don't. That's efficient. Okay, there's one
I need what walk this damn don't?

Speaker 10 (41:49):
That's another efficient thing.

Speaker 11 (41:50):
Let me tell you something I don't want you emailed me,
but I paint this mortgage pay that that was efficient,
Yes it was. I told you I loved you, and
listen to your conversation about your job for the people.
I don't even know another fish thing.

Speaker 12 (42:12):
Oh you uh.

Speaker 15 (42:15):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (42:16):
What I did? What I did?

Speaker 12 (42:18):
Put this boy practice the other day. That was efficient,
but that he fished. I took this boy to practice.
Yeah yeah, uh sent my little girl one hundred fifty
dollars for something she needed down there, Texas and here,
I think that was pretty fish. I put good, good
daddy right there right cried to make a little to

(42:39):
my wife last week. Lord said that was that.

Speaker 1 (42:44):
I wasn't he fishing with that?

Speaker 14 (42:45):
We have to know that.

Speaker 1 (42:47):
You can't.

Speaker 12 (42:48):
You can't just pop that on me then, you know,
like a surprise. You got to give me some notice,
tell me a couple of days ahead of time.

Speaker 1 (42:53):
I was out fishing with that. I did fall apart
with that one.

Speaker 9 (42:58):
I was not good.

Speaker 1 (42:59):
I didn't need to know. So I gotta I gotta
take this peel like you have to. Like we got sprint,
you're over sharing. I got a stretch. I got a stretch.

Speaker 2 (43:07):
I got a lot of.

Speaker 9 (43:11):
You got things.

Speaker 1 (43:13):
Fish. I'm sorry I asked this question.

Speaker 14 (43:18):
I came in here.

Speaker 1 (43:19):
I came in here on time all last week I did.
I came in here on time. That's not in fishing,
that's regularly. He was, that's called regular. Well, I was, well,
what I do? Yeah, come on, Junior walked this dog.
I paid everybody on time. They got their checks.

Speaker 3 (43:44):
She took my wife fishing yesterday, took all the damn
fish off the hooks for her, which.

Speaker 1 (43:52):
Cuts into my fishing time. You didn't have to say that.
I mostly just.

Speaker 3 (43:57):
Smoked the cigarette and watched the way to honey and go, oh,
this is a big one.

Speaker 1 (44:02):
Okay, I'll come get that one too, be excited. And
it ain't that damn big. Oh what else?

Speaker 3 (44:18):
One of my kids called me. One of my daughters
called me. I picked up the phone, gave us some advice.
One of my sons called I ignored his call out
very efficient. I have talked enough today, and uh, I
got nothing for your pimps figured out work to it,

(44:41):
you know.

Speaker 1 (44:42):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (44:42):
And I couldn't call my daddy when something was wrong
in my life because they didn't have called waiting and
the line was busy. Hell man, before you could click over, boy, yeah, yeah,
oh it was adult don't don't we was last getting that.

Speaker 1 (45:01):
Uh, we don't do all that. I called my mom
and daddy line just busy, man, and don't do an
emergency breaking you get in trouble, emergency breaking emergency call.

Speaker 8 (45:18):
Yeah, you called the operator and they break in the line.

Speaker 1 (45:22):
Oh we used to do that. Yeah, you never did that.
Come here and my mama talking to one of her
sisters exactly, yeah, and you won't what.

Speaker 2 (45:34):
Can I go to the stop.

Speaker 1 (45:36):
I'm not going.

Speaker 3 (45:38):
To elaborate on this, but I got that one phone
call to make and then the damn line was busy.

Speaker 1 (45:44):
Oh one more officiency. All right, thank you guys.

Speaker 8 (45:51):
Coming up next the Nephew and Today's frank Phone Call.
Right after this. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Coming up at the top of the hour, right about
four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today, and
the subject is I guess he'd rather pay for it.
We'll get into that find out what that's all about

(46:11):
just a few Yeah.

Speaker 12 (46:12):
I got it for a moment.

Speaker 8 (46:17):
No, no, he didn't trust me. Right now, it is
time for the Nephew and Today's prank phone Call.

Speaker 1 (46:24):
What you got for us? And this is called sarrogod mother. Uh.

Speaker 12 (46:29):
You know, we want to use this lady at the
character of the good mother. But I me personally, I
would like for her for us to do it the
traditional way of getting pregnant. So I'm gonna call the
man and ask him, is it all right?

Speaker 15 (46:41):
You know?

Speaker 8 (46:42):
Her husband?

Speaker 12 (46:43):
Her husband, Yeah, I'm gonna call a huband talk to
him see if his wife can be the surrog good mother.

Speaker 1 (46:49):
But I want us to, you know, I want us
to get pregnant the traditional way. You understand you think
that will be a good idea.

Speaker 12 (46:56):
I mean, you know what, man, it's it's some people
out there that are selfish, and you know what, and
that's that's to share.

Speaker 14 (47:03):
It is.

Speaker 1 (47:03):
It's some selfish people out there.

Speaker 15 (47:05):
Man.

Speaker 1 (47:05):
Now, if you're gonna you know, it's just okay, can
you loan me your wife for nine months? That's all
We're well, I mean, what is that? Come on, man,
do a good deed in your life. All right? Here,
we go there and get your mother. Let's go cat
dog if you would.

Speaker 9 (47:23):
Yeah, Roger cause me to Roger, Roger. Hey, this Calvin man,
how you doing. I go to the same church. I'll
go to Okay, I got your number from one of
the guys at the church. Man. They told me that
if I wanted to talk to you, I could, I
could reach out to you or whatever. How you doing today?
I'm good, man, I'm good. Hunging up your wife? Man?
Does she I'm not trying to be disrespectful anything, but

(47:44):
she seems to be real fit? Does she? Does? She
work out all the time.

Speaker 15 (47:48):
She goes to Jenuary once in a while.

Speaker 5 (47:49):
Bro?

Speaker 9 (47:50):
Yeah, who is bro? Like I said? My name Calvin Man.
We go to the same church. Listen, me and my
wife been trying for a long time, man, to actually
have some kids. And and to be honest with you,
Roger Man, it just ain't having a dog. I mean
We've been trying and trying. But what I'm trying to
do now is just find another type of way to

(48:10):
make this happen. Now. You say your wife is in
good condition, right, My.

Speaker 15 (48:15):
Wife is in good condition?

Speaker 9 (48:16):
Brother?

Speaker 15 (48:16):
What does she got to do with? You want your
wife trying to a baby?

Speaker 9 (48:19):
She? You know now, y'all already got kids, don't you.
Y'all got Like from what the brother the church told me,
y'all got three kids? Right?

Speaker 15 (48:26):
Yeah, we got I got two boys and the girl.

Speaker 9 (48:29):
Okay, here's what I'm trying to do. Man, I was
hoping that I could find somebody, a female that would
be a good surrogate mother or what you know. What
I'm saying is like because my wife, I mean, you know,
we want to have kids. Man, we want to have
a brother.

Speaker 15 (48:47):
Hold on, brother, you just said you try you're looking
for a surrogate mother, and the brother church told you
to call me.

Speaker 9 (48:52):
Well no, no, no, ain't nobody tell me to actually
call you. I asked them about you and your wife.
You know, I asked them for you phone number so
I can actually call you myself.

Speaker 15 (49:02):
Man, wait a minute, so you and I and my wife.

Speaker 9 (49:05):
No, no, no, no, no, I ain't been see you're
looking at it wrong. Listen. What I was saying is
that your wife just seems like a healthy, healthy person.
I want to be able to have a healthy child, man,
I really do. Man, me and my wife, we listen,
you call me.

Speaker 15 (49:22):
About my wife and you want her to be a
Sharagoon mother. Forewers, I don't even know why we're on
the phone.

Speaker 13 (49:27):
Brother.

Speaker 9 (49:28):
Here's the real deal, man, me and my wife, we
can't have kids. We tried and tried and tried, and
you know, biologically, we've just been going through it and
going through it, man, And I was just you know,
I've seen your wife. She's healthy. I see all at
church all the time. And I was just like reaching out, man,
maybe somebody wouldn't mind being the surrogate mother for for

(49:51):
me and my wife so we can have a child.

Speaker 15 (49:53):
Y'all think sharrogon, mother, I mean dog hold on. Brother,
You calling me to see if my wife can be
a share of your money to your child.

Speaker 9 (50:04):
And I know it's crazy.

Speaker 14 (50:06):
It's crazy, and I think you can cast your mind. Brother,
out of all the members in the church, you calling
me to get my wife to have your baby.

Speaker 9 (50:16):
No, I know it sound crazy, man, I do.

Speaker 14 (50:18):
I don't know what, but I ignorant. Brother, I'm telling
you sound ignorant.

Speaker 9 (50:23):
Man.

Speaker 14 (50:23):
That's so many places to go doctor baby. I can
take you down to a county court house and show
your kids need a doctor right next but you can
go to Africa like all the rest of them people
and gonna find your baby. You're gonna call me and
my wife. It's twenty thousand members in the church. You
know how stupid you say?

Speaker 15 (50:38):
Brother?

Speaker 9 (50:39):
No, brother. Brother, Man, listen, man, I'm not trying to
come across like that.

Speaker 14 (50:43):
Man, how you trying to come across?

Speaker 15 (50:45):
Brother? You didne done it?

Speaker 9 (50:46):
To hear me out? Man, I don't want you to.

Speaker 15 (50:48):
Man, go go ahead, brother, go ahead, man.

Speaker 9 (50:50):
Okay, were looking for a Sarah Good mother. We look,
we seen your your wife, and we thought she'd be
a great Sarah Good mother. And I know it sound
crazy for me to pick you out of all the
people that go to the church. I understand that, man,
I do, but listen, we would love for your wife
to be the surrogate mother. And we willing to pay
for this. But listen to me, if you don't mind.

(51:12):
We don't want to do this with no test tubes
and all that where they they mixed my seed with
her with with with her egg. We want to do
this naturally. Wait world war war war you know Peal
you just said, Man, you gotta understand a real man
want to do want to do it realistically. You know
what I'm saying.

Speaker 15 (51:32):
I understand that, brother, Hoder.

Speaker 14 (51:34):
Brother, you are you telling me that you want to
have sex with my wife? But I mean, I mean,
you know you don't you want to have me to
lose all my Christianity right now.

Speaker 9 (51:41):
Brother, you want to have a baby the real way, though,
you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 14 (51:44):
I don't give a damn having the same way. You
tell me you want to way down in the bed
with my wife.

Speaker 9 (51:49):
But damn you already got three kids. Think about the people.

Speaker 14 (51:52):
That can't ride in doctor baby, Man, take your damn
It ain't gonna doctor damn baby because you didn't go
sit down psych contract for my n on around have
your baby. Do you know what you sound like?

Speaker 9 (52:03):
Done?

Speaker 14 (52:03):
Crazy?

Speaker 9 (52:04):
I know it sounds crazy, man, I do.

Speaker 14 (52:07):
I died to get my number. Man, listen to me,
and you get my number.

Speaker 9 (52:11):
I got your number for one of the brothers at
the church. Now listen, I'm gonna just be real with
you like a man. I wanted to come at you
first and talk to you like a man and see
you know if you was cool with the proposition. But loop,
come Sunday, I'm gonna go to your wife and just
talk to her. What I'm just gonna go. I'm just
gonna talk to your wife and see.

Speaker 15 (52:29):
It you lost your mind. I told you to answer no.

Speaker 14 (52:32):
Now you tell me gonna go around me and at
which you ain't gonna do is talk.

Speaker 9 (52:34):
To my wife. You call my wife right now, your wife, you.

Speaker 14 (52:38):
Call my white.

Speaker 15 (52:39):
I'm gonna tell you what's really gonna happen.

Speaker 9 (52:41):
You call my white and wife next Sunday.

Speaker 14 (52:43):
I'm not gonna go through this when down here I'm
talking to.

Speaker 9 (52:46):
Her next Sunday.

Speaker 14 (52:47):
Next Sunday, I'm gonna whoop you. You ain't gonna do
nothing to make I'm gonna whoop yo.

Speaker 9 (52:51):
Me and my wife we deserve a time too.

Speaker 15 (52:53):
You.

Speaker 9 (52:54):
You ain't gonna stand in the middle of it.

Speaker 14 (52:55):
I don't ask the middle of this. You lost your
You talked to my wife.

Speaker 9 (53:00):
That's what you want to I got one more thing
I want to say to you. Man, if you.

Speaker 14 (53:03):
Listening to me, say what the youve gotta say?

Speaker 15 (53:06):
She can get off my phone?

Speaker 9 (53:08):
Is nephew Timmy from the Steve Hobby Morning Show. You
just got pranked by your homeboy.

Speaker 14 (53:16):
Whats who.

Speaker 9 (53:23):
This is?

Speaker 15 (53:24):
This?

Speaker 9 (53:24):
Listen?

Speaker 3 (53:25):
Is this man?

Speaker 9 (53:25):
This nephew? Tell me? Man from the Steve Hobby Morning Show.
Your home boy got me to frank phone call you man.

Speaker 15 (53:35):
I'm over here, man, my head is spinning.

Speaker 14 (53:40):
You know what, man? You got me calling brother? I'm
ready to fight.

Speaker 9 (53:44):
Brother. Hey, I got one more thing to ask you
big dogs.

Speaker 1 (53:48):
What is man?

Speaker 9 (53:49):
What is the baddest I'm talking about the baddest radio
show in the land, man, the.

Speaker 15 (53:55):
Steve Harvey Morning Show. Man.

Speaker 9 (53:56):
Y'all got me this morning? Man?

Speaker 8 (53:58):
I got me man, But you play Jeff Wish you
got a death with.

Speaker 12 (54:08):
Man. You know it's some people out there man, that
are really just it's all about them. It's all about them.

Speaker 9 (54:16):
You know.

Speaker 12 (54:16):
Nobody wants to step outside their comfort zone and do
something for somebody that you know it's not normal, but hey,
you know you're helping somebody, all right. You know, y'all
don't get it, Junior, don't you know? You know nobody
wants to step out their comfort zone. Man. You know,
let me have your wife for nine months to a year, man,
so me and my wife can have this baby. That's
all I'm asking.

Speaker 1 (54:37):
What am I Dad?

Speaker 9 (54:38):
Yeah?

Speaker 12 (54:39):
Yeah, I don't get it, man, I mean, you only
live once. But anyway, Hey, listen, I'll be in Lexington, Kentucky.

Speaker 1 (54:46):
You only have once yoo, yeah, yolo, right, Junior.

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Speaker 8 (55:13):
All right, tell me thank you? Coming up next, Strawberry Letter.
I guess he'd rather pay for it is a subject.
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here it is Strawberry letter.

Speaker 8 (56:19):
All right, nephew, thank you. Subject. I guess he'd rather
pay for it. Dear Stephen Shirley, I've been married for
fourteen years and I'm a forty eight year I'm forty
eight years old and my husband is fifty five. In
all these years, I did not think I would ever
have to deal with cheating. We've always had a very
active sex life. He's always been attentive, and he spoiled

(56:42):
me the entire marriage. He's sweet, but he's stupid. I
found out that he's paying a thirty two year old's
rent car note and giving her money every month for
her day to day expenses.

Speaker 1 (56:53):
The sad part is that he got a part time
job to do it all.

Speaker 8 (56:57):
He works full time as a teacher, and he's also
got a part time job at a hardware store. He
told me he got it so he can save money
for us to go on a week long vacation for
my fiftieth birthday. I checked our savings account. I checked
our savings account regularly to see if he was putting
his extra earnings into the account, and he wasn't. I

(57:18):
asked him about it, and he said he put it
in a special account. I did not like that, but
I didn't press him about it. We share a Visa card,
so I opened a letter from Visa, but it was
for him. It stated that he was turned down for
a new credit card, and it listed the authorized user,
which was a female other than me. I found the

(57:39):
female on ig and sent her a message. She called
me right away. My husband told her that he's getting
a divorce. She said they've been looking at houses together
for the past two weeks. She didn't know he's a teacher.
He told her that he's retired and works at a
hardware store because his money is tied up in his divorce.

(58:00):
She apologized to me and said he's given her close
to twenty thousand dollars and asked if I wanted it back.
I told her to keep it because she earned it.
He knows he's busted, so he hasn't spoken to me
in eight days. I have no words for him except
why why would he pay for what's at home for free?

Speaker 9 (58:21):
Oh?

Speaker 8 (58:22):
Yeah, he doesn't want that right now, He just doesn't.
He's obviously taken with this young lady and unfortunately not
into you, his wife of fourteen years, and at fifty five,
he's also having a midlife crisis. This young lady has
rocked his world. Harsh reality for you. I know that
after fourteen years. But that's as simply and as a

(58:46):
sinkly as I can put this. I mean, he's not
the first man to risk everything and gamble on his marriage,
and he won't be the last, I'm sure. But I
agree with you he is stupid because he's wearing himself
out in the process. He's got a young girl, a
part time job. He's been cheating and lying, and money's
going out and not coming in. I'm sure it's all

(59:08):
a bit much and taking its toll. It's catching up
with him, but typically he's flipping the script and trying
to make.

Speaker 1 (59:15):
You the blame.

Speaker 8 (59:16):
This isn't your fault. He's in the wrong and he's
got the nerve to not speak to you, and you
still want to know why. There is no why except
for what I said at the top of the letter.
He's taken with this young woman. Anyway, What does the
why matter? He is doing it, and he's been doing
it long enough to have given her twenty thousand dollars,

(59:40):
which she said, you know when she talked to you,
she told you about that. She didn't know he was
a teacher. She doesn't want him. And if you stay
with him after all this, it's on you because clearly
he has moved on thinking he's going to have this
young woman.

Speaker 3 (59:54):
Steve Lord, Lord, Lord, Shirl. I'm so glad I'm here,
so I'm straighten his let her out for you. First
of all, started just let off by telling you this.
It ain't she rocked his world? Is he rocked her world?
See that's the part y'all don't never get. But now

(01:00:17):
let me walk you down through what happened. I've been
married for fourteen years. I'm forty eight, my husband fifty five.
I never thought about him cheating. We've always been a
very active sex life. He's always been a tenive. He
spoiled me my entire marriage.

Speaker 1 (01:00:34):
He's sweet. But he's stupid.

Speaker 12 (01:00:37):
Yes he is.

Speaker 3 (01:00:38):
Yes, now that he is stupid because he made some
key mistakes, because he ain't done this before. I found
out that he's playing a thirty two year old's rint
card note and giving her money every month for her
day to day expensive Now, let me tell you what happened.

Speaker 1 (01:00:54):
Right here.

Speaker 3 (01:00:56):
He took his old ass over here and met this
young girl and found out that he could be the
night in shining arm, that he could show up and
be somebody's all in all thirty two fifty five. That's
a nice jump. He knows some stuff she don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:01:16):
He has taught her many things all over that house. See.

Speaker 3 (01:01:23):
Sureley thinks she rocked his world, But in essence, what
didn't happen is she given him a reaction that he
don't get at the house. I'm telling you what this is.
This ain't a mid life crisis. This is an old

(01:01:43):
I still got it. Oh, this is an old. They
still won't me. This is an old I get to
walk in and be appreciated and told how great I
am over and over and over and again.

Speaker 1 (01:02:00):
Nah, he works full time as a teacher. Now right there.

Speaker 3 (01:02:03):
Teachers don't make what they should make in this country.
So already know he shot so however he spoiled you.
He's done the best he can, right on to the
teachers out there. But he got a part time job
at a hardware snow. He told me he got it
so he could save money for us to go on

(01:02:23):
a week long vacation for my fiftieth birthday.

Speaker 1 (01:02:27):
Ain't that sweet?

Speaker 3 (01:02:28):
Then you start checking around on the savings account, found
out wasn't nothing, no extra money in there.

Speaker 1 (01:02:33):
You asked him about it, He told you got a
special account.

Speaker 8 (01:02:36):
We'll have part two of your response coming up here
eight three minutes after the subject is I guess he'd
rather pay for it. We'll get back into it right
after this. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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Speaker 8 (01:03:24):
All right, come on, Steve, let's recap today's strawberry letter.
The subject is I guess he'd rather pay for it.

Speaker 1 (01:03:30):
You know, that's like the last subject of the letter.
I guess he'd rather pay for it, don't we all? Anyway?
First thing y'all do when y'all meet a man, you
wnna know if he working? Yeah, why.

Speaker 3 (01:03:43):
So he can pay for it? Well yeah, well yeah,
so let's start with them. I guess he'd rather pay
for it. We know we had to pay for it.

Speaker 1 (01:03:52):
It's expected. So you've been dating this when you're married.

Speaker 3 (01:03:55):
To this man fourteen years in forty eight, he fifty five,
always had actual sex life.

Speaker 1 (01:04:00):
Thought he cheat on you entire marriage. He's sweet, but
he's stupid.

Speaker 3 (01:04:03):
He found out he's paying a thirty two year old
girl's rint car note and giving her money every month
for her day to day expensive sad part is his
part time job to do it all. He got a
part time job to do it all. Now he's doing
it because he gets to be the hero to walk
in there and be the hero. Shirley said, he'd have
met this girl and she'd have rocked this world. What

(01:04:24):
then happened is he'd have rocked her world. Now she
learning from him. She got him up there feeling like
he's special.

Speaker 1 (01:04:31):
Oh, you know so much.

Speaker 3 (01:04:33):
You know, he ain't heard that from you in a
long time. So now he out here, and then he
can come in here and be the hero. And I
got you and I take care of you. She didn't
know it was a teacher because he didn't tell her.
He worked full time as a teacher, which means his
salary is a little tough because teachers don't make what
they should make in this country. Shout out to all
the teachers. So he got a part time job at

(01:04:54):
a hardware store.

Speaker 1 (01:04:57):
He told you he got it. So you found out
about this extra job.

Speaker 3 (01:05:01):
He said, because he could save money take you on
a special trip for your fiftieth anniversary. I checked our
saving his account, see if he putting that show and
that is in it, and he wasn't. You asked him
about it. He said, it's in a special account. I
didn't like that, but I didn't press him about it.
Here wayn't get stupid. We share a Visa card, so
I opened a letter from Visa.

Speaker 1 (01:05:24):
It was for him.

Speaker 3 (01:05:25):
It stated that he was turned down for a new
credit card, and it listed the authorized user, which was
a female other than me. Now, Dog, now you trying
to play hero, but you stupid. You applied for another

(01:05:46):
credit card in your name. I mean, you applied for
another credit card but you and got turned down. But
he put it in her name. And then they sent
a letter to your house.

Speaker 1 (01:06:01):
You didn't see that.

Speaker 3 (01:06:03):
Mail in that dress. You thought you was gonna beat
your wife to the mailbox. You stupid, all right. So
then you found the female's name on IGN. You sent
her a message. She called me right away.

Speaker 1 (01:06:19):
My husband told her that he's getting a divorce. She said.

Speaker 3 (01:06:23):
They've been looking at housing together for the passenger house. Dog,
you can't get no house. You're a teacher and you
work part time down at the Ace Hardware, but you're giving.

Speaker 1 (01:06:34):
Her the money to pay for her lifestyle. You can't
go looking at no house though, And she didn't know
he was a teacher.

Speaker 3 (01:06:44):
He told her that he's retiring and works at the
hardware store because his money is tied up in the divorce.
She apologized to me and said he's giving her close
to twenty thousand dollars and asked if I wanted it back.
I told her to keep it because she earned it.

(01:07:04):
Now he knows he's busted, so he ain't spoke to
me in eight days. That's a good move, right there, dog.
I don't know how long you think it's gonna last,
but that's a good movie. Don't talk to her, ignore her.
He ain't talked to her, and ain't they nothing?

Speaker 12 (01:07:18):
Now?

Speaker 3 (01:07:19):
What he doing is he don't know what to say.
He stick, He don't have a plan. He don't know
how to worm his way out of this one.

Speaker 1 (01:07:26):
So in eight days he ain't thought of nothing.

Speaker 3 (01:07:28):
And I'm gonna tell you some lady, he not fitnyah
thinking because he don't know how the game goes. I
have no words for him except why why would he
pay for what's at home for free?

Speaker 12 (01:07:41):
Na?

Speaker 3 (01:07:42):
Let me help you out, because what's at the house
ain't the same that's out there in them streets.

Speaker 1 (01:07:49):
It just ain't. It ain't the same. You'll get mad
all you want conviction, It just say that was in
New Street.

Speaker 3 (01:08:08):
It don't come with the chatterel. It don't come with
the responsibility. Yeah, it don't come back, don't it don't
come with the pressure. See this beautiful life that you
built with this wonderful woman at the house, it comes
with a lot of strain and stress, some pressure. We
gotta talk about bills. We gotta talk about these kids.
We gotta talk about the future. We gotta talk about

(01:08:29):
what I owed. We gotta talk about what I did
over here at this new spot. I ain't gotta talk
about none of that. I he wrot for today. I
just come in and were just sitting down and making coffee.
It's all good. Why would he pay for something out
there when he can get it at the house for free. Well,

(01:08:52):
first of all, let me clean you up on something
at the house ain't really freeze.

Speaker 1 (01:08:58):
We've been paying since we met you, and no.

Speaker 3 (01:09:01):
Matter where you go to get it, it ain't ever
gonna be free. And we've learned to accept that you're
not getting nothing at the house with free.

Speaker 1 (01:09:08):
You come with.

Speaker 3 (01:09:09):
Conditions and chatter and talk back and authority in future
and all like that.

Speaker 1 (01:09:15):
And it's the same. Listen to me, he loved your
steak that.

Speaker 3 (01:09:19):
You've given him at the house, But you're trying to
tell this man he don't want no fish or no chickens.

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Coming up in forty six minutes after the hour, Junior
is back with Sports Talk right after this whatever Steve.
You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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Speaker 8 (01:10:15):
It is time now for Junior and Sports Talk. Welcome back, Junior.
What you got for us?

Speaker 10 (01:10:20):
Thank you, Shirley.

Speaker 11 (01:10:21):
It's great to be back. Let's talk about this man.
I don't know if y'all saw this, Uncle Tommy call it.
I don't know if y'all saw this. But the Vonte
Davis and Lamont Roach Junior fight Saturday night.

Speaker 1 (01:10:34):
I saw it. Did you see it? It ended in
a draw? What Saturday? Yeahday night?

Speaker 9 (01:10:40):
I missed it.

Speaker 1 (01:10:41):
Oh unh It ended in a draw.

Speaker 3 (01:10:43):
Was watching the UFC Chinovonte Davis ended.

Speaker 1 (01:10:48):
In a draw. Edited a draw. It ended in a draw,
first blemage. Don't direcord.

Speaker 10 (01:10:53):
But you know what the controversy was. He took a
knee in the ninth round, and he didn't count as
a knockdown.

Speaker 11 (01:10:59):
He wouldn't grabbed a towel, wiped his eye, came back,
finished around, finished the fight.

Speaker 10 (01:11:05):
But at the end of the fight, do you know
why he said he took a knee.

Speaker 1 (01:11:08):
I saw it.

Speaker 10 (01:11:10):
He said he had just got his hair done.

Speaker 11 (01:11:12):
Two days ago and some grease had gotten his eye
because the lady had did his hair. Greased then got
in his eye, so he just took a knee for
a time out to get the grease.

Speaker 1 (01:11:23):
Out of What is you talking about?

Speaker 9 (01:11:25):
What?

Speaker 10 (01:11:26):
When did grease become an excuse in a major.

Speaker 1 (01:11:29):
Title for when did grease start dripping him on his
head and then in his eye? That's how that grease
got it. That's how it's the wrong cheek.

Speaker 10 (01:11:39):
It was a glove that hit you.

Speaker 1 (01:11:41):
That's what that was took.

Speaker 11 (01:11:43):
You ain't never heard Sugar Ray Letter say worlds of
curls had got in my eye and I took a
knee because Marvin Hagler was on me like this. You
ain't never seen pink moisturizers at the wire.

Speaker 1 (01:11:57):
I got to see that fight. Was it a draw though?
It was a legit draw. It was a legit draw.
So this boy and the roach was was was about
the business?

Speaker 5 (01:12:05):
Huh?

Speaker 1 (01:12:07):
You mad took that fight to him. If you hear
you might say he won't. You could.

Speaker 2 (01:12:13):
You can make a case for that.

Speaker 1 (01:12:14):
You can make a case for that one.

Speaker 3 (01:12:15):
But because when I saw him at the when he
was talking and he's talking about that grease got in
this time people started doing He said, what is y'all going?

Speaker 10 (01:12:25):
Fa Yeah, like I said, some nonsense.

Speaker 1 (01:12:28):
Last thing we was expecting. There was a grease story
though looking for that.

Speaker 3 (01:12:33):
I wasn't in the best shape. I didn't train properly. Yeah,
this girl did in my hand put some grease in
that guy in my eye, Hey, don't.

Speaker 1 (01:12:43):
You're the champ.

Speaker 2 (01:12:45):
You're the champ.

Speaker 11 (01:12:47):
So is it anywhere in box on? You can take
a knee and it don't count against you anyway. What
you could take a knee in a fight and it
don't count against you.

Speaker 1 (01:12:57):
When you take a knee, you stop the action.

Speaker 9 (01:13:01):
You take it.

Speaker 1 (01:13:02):
If you take is you down? Yeah, exactly, you're down.
So you can't take a knee for a time out.
That's considered down.

Speaker 10 (01:13:12):
And that's why I say, lamnha to won.

Speaker 1 (01:13:15):
This is his hairstyle as fault. That's all they will
stop to fight.

Speaker 8 (01:13:25):
Coming up at the top of the hour, a man
on social media needs some advice Steve. He says, my
neighbor has a secret family. We'll talk about it right
after this. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 9 (01:13:39):
All right, Steve.

Speaker 8 (01:13:40):
This is from see on Reddit. Stee says. Shee says,
I've lived next to my neighbor for almost a decade
and we've always been cool, but not the best friends.
Not best friends. Here's a deal. I travel a lot
for work, and in another town I've repeatedly seen him
with an entirely different family, wife, kids, the whole thing.

(01:14:01):
At first I thought maybe it was a relative, but
the way they interact, this is his other family. Now
I can't stop thinking, does his wife at home know?
Is this some kind of arrangement? Should I mind my
own business? Part of me knows it's none of my business,
but I also really want to know what the deal is.

(01:14:21):
What would you do in my position?

Speaker 9 (01:14:24):
Wait?

Speaker 1 (01:14:24):
Is this a woman talking?

Speaker 8 (01:14:27):
It just says ce see on Reddit. I live next
door to my neighbor. I think it's a guy. I
think it's a guy. Yeah, okay, it sounds like a guy.

Speaker 1 (01:14:36):
Okay, if party you tells you it ain't your business.
That's the part. You need to listen what you're talking about.
You really want to know?

Speaker 3 (01:14:44):
Yeah, no, seeing is believe it? Now you see this
guy all the time. Is it an arrangement? Whatever it is,
it ain't your business. This is how people get their
A Z Z will that's how you do it.

Speaker 1 (01:15:00):
That's but you know, he say that ain't really friends
right here.

Speaker 8 (01:15:07):
Yeah you can say that to his friend.

Speaker 1 (01:15:10):
No, he really can't say nothing. Yeah I don't.

Speaker 3 (01:15:13):
But see why you've got to bridge the conversation. It's
not your business.

Speaker 8 (01:15:18):
But honestly, Steve, now let's be real, you wouldn't be
curious as to what's going on.

Speaker 1 (01:15:24):
If curious, but I ain't gonna say nothing. I'll be
trying to figure it out. Like, damn, this dude over here,
what he got going But I'm not finn to go
and tell his wife. No, but he couldn't say that.
He didn't say that. Tommy out of town with a
whole nother family. I'm walking right up to his lost

(01:15:47):
your rabbit ass mine? No, you a TV show? You
over here like everybody finish, see you man, get your
ass in the car.

Speaker 2 (01:16:00):
You're throwing him in the car.

Speaker 1 (01:16:02):
You'll jump in.

Speaker 3 (01:16:03):
Yeah, but just I've got to really know you for
me to say something to you. But it's in the
but but it'll be in the best interest so you
don't get jammed up. I'm not turning you in.

Speaker 8 (01:16:15):
Though I don't even understand how men can do that.
It's so hard to take care of one woman and
you've got a whole family.

Speaker 1 (01:16:24):
He's exhausted.

Speaker 5 (01:16:26):
That's that's a.

Speaker 1 (01:16:26):
Lot going back. I mean, is it fun for him?

Speaker 13 (01:16:31):
What?

Speaker 1 (01:16:31):
No, ain't fun at all. It started out as.

Speaker 8 (01:16:35):
Fun, then the baby came, and then another.

Speaker 1 (01:16:39):
It's a fourth dog you have that that trying to
maintain a long term lie? Yeahs, see lies. Let me
explain something here we go.

Speaker 3 (01:16:52):
Lies should be temporary band aids, the temporary situations that
would be over in the meadow of days.

Speaker 9 (01:17:00):
This is not that.

Speaker 1 (01:17:02):
If you're trying to maintain.

Speaker 3 (01:17:04):
A lie, structural lies, foundation lies to lay down a foundation.

Speaker 1 (01:17:11):
Line line, God, damn. Yeah, this is a lot.

Speaker 8 (01:17:18):
So, but the guy wants to know.

Speaker 1 (01:17:20):
So here's the problem.

Speaker 3 (01:17:21):
Surely, if you tell a lie that involves other people,
the lie has less validity.

Speaker 1 (01:17:33):
And chance of sustaining itself. See when I lie, I
tell lies. Have you ever put us in any of
your lies?

Speaker 15 (01:17:44):
No?

Speaker 3 (01:17:45):
No, because no, See Tommy, don't do that, because Tommy,
I've seen them below a perfectly fine moment. I witnessed
what's all about?

Speaker 10 (01:17:59):
We'll call it out.

Speaker 1 (01:18:00):
You sure, we will call it out. I have blown
perfectly fine moment, did you?

Speaker 14 (01:18:10):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (01:18:10):
Who is that?

Speaker 9 (01:18:11):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:18:13):
Uh huh, all right.

Speaker 8 (01:18:16):
We'll have more of the Harvey Warrins show coming up
at twenty minutes after. Right after this, you're listening to
the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Happy Women's History Month, Gail King. Yes,
it is that month, March.

Speaker 9 (01:18:30):
Yes.

Speaker 8 (01:18:30):
Gale King, Black, female rocket scientists Ayisha bo, Katie Perry,
and Jeff bezos fiance, and journalist Laurence Sanchez are all
part of the Blue Origins first all female crew spaceflight.
According to CBS Morning's Gaie Kings, yeah, Gail King is going.

Speaker 1 (01:18:48):
Yeah, she is something wrong with Gail Gail, ain't you right?

Speaker 8 (01:18:52):
Well, she says she's terrified and excited at the same time.

Speaker 1 (01:18:55):
So why would you go?

Speaker 8 (01:18:56):
Because she's excited to go, she wants to get she's terrified.
The journalist yes, no, she family said yeah. She said
she consulted her children before this and they said it
was fun.

Speaker 1 (01:19:10):
Oprah.

Speaker 9 (01:19:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:19:13):
You don't see Oprah on that, do you?

Speaker 2 (01:19:14):
Nope?

Speaker 1 (01:19:16):
No, Oprah and going it only lasts a few seconds.

Speaker 3 (01:19:20):
Though, what do you mean it only lasts a few seconds,
just going up and coming right back down, walking on
the moon or nothing.

Speaker 1 (01:19:28):
I don't be looking at stuff, nothing to do that.

Speaker 8 (01:19:33):
Well anyway, no specific date has been given on the
flight departure yet. Blue Origin Space Technology Company was founded
by Jeff Bezos and congratulations again to the all new
female crew in like in women's history, month.

Speaker 1 (01:19:48):
Hasn't Jeff Bezos been up there?

Speaker 12 (01:19:50):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (01:19:50):
I think he went on the first one, didn't he? Yeah,
coming up another round.

Speaker 1 (01:19:58):
The Michael's Yeah, I'm.

Speaker 8 (01:20:03):
Now Gail, coming up another round of would you rather?
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Speaker 8 (01:20:42):
Four, it is time for a round of would you rather?
Would you rather have only seven fingers or only seven toes?

Speaker 1 (01:20:50):
Which one? Seven toes? Seven toes? Yeah? Seven tones.

Speaker 3 (01:20:54):
Now, I don't know what side shoe you play it on.
You're gonna have to get a whole lot more. You're
gonna have to get them triple the uy shoes.

Speaker 1 (01:21:03):
Now for all seven to toe your shoe fit to
look like you got on fens. I can't have us
thirteen I.

Speaker 9 (01:21:11):
Was born with.

Speaker 3 (01:21:12):
I gonna get these seven fingers and go get in
the NFL and be a wide receiver.

Speaker 1 (01:21:19):
Catch everything.

Speaker 8 (01:21:24):
Would you rather, with all the division in the country
right now? Would you rather win the Nobel Peace Prize?
Or would you rather win a million dollars?

Speaker 15 (01:21:33):
We know?

Speaker 1 (01:21:34):
Yeah, see no bail.

Speaker 8 (01:21:39):
To the man who's got a million dollars already.

Speaker 1 (01:21:42):
I can buy one, then might get that me? What
do you want? See? I mean if I could a
Nobel Peace Fries for work with these kids, I take that.

Speaker 8 (01:21:52):
See see how differently you think when you're already a
million dollars say.

Speaker 1 (01:21:56):
A prize and said a prize? He couldn't see Nobel
p fries? What did it?

Speaker 8 (01:22:06):
Would you rather pretend to like a meal your spouse
cooked or tell her it wasn't your favorite? I take
offense to this.

Speaker 1 (01:22:16):
Infended.

Speaker 8 (01:22:21):
Would you rather pretend to like a meal your spouse
cooked or tell her it wasn't your favorite?

Speaker 1 (01:22:26):
We do eight?

Speaker 9 (01:22:27):
Now?

Speaker 13 (01:22:28):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:22:29):
Rather you not ask me this stuff?

Speaker 9 (01:22:31):
But you do?

Speaker 1 (01:22:34):
Well?

Speaker 15 (01:22:35):
Sure?

Speaker 1 (01:22:35):
No, I'm not gonna eat it if I would like it.

Speaker 8 (01:22:37):
So okay, all right, No I'm not to.

Speaker 1 (01:22:40):
Do that, junior.

Speaker 10 (01:22:42):
Oh no, I better like well she cook got a.

Speaker 1 (01:22:44):
Yes, I have no wife, so you pretend.

Speaker 10 (01:22:47):
Okay, what is the absolute best? I can't believe this
keys you just made. Oh my gosh, mabe.

Speaker 1 (01:22:55):
I say that line again. Oh my gosh, babe, Oh
my gosh.

Speaker 10 (01:22:58):
Maybe this keche but keats though.

Speaker 8 (01:23:03):
Would you rather never have an argument with your spouse
or win every argument with her?

Speaker 9 (01:23:10):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (01:23:10):
Yeah, I'm not. You're not gonna win, so you can stop. Yeah, yeah,
that's unbelievable, junior.

Speaker 11 (01:23:18):
I'm just gonna go with a because I've tried be
I thought I've won. I thought I've won a lot
of them. In some kind of way, I end up losing.

Speaker 1 (01:23:25):
I don't know how she that's your score.

Speaker 8 (01:23:31):
Would you rather have a family member who always plays
a prank or who is serious all the time. Let's
start with the nephew.

Speaker 12 (01:23:39):
Yeah, come on, I don't learn about it with all
them pranks. I ain't with all that now, you know,
king of pranks? You want to be sick playing with me?

Speaker 8 (01:23:52):
You condition, but you can't take it another word? But
all right, coming up in forty nine minutes after it's
our last break of the day and we'll close out
the show with the one and only Steve Harvey. Right
after this. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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Speaker 8 (01:24:35):
All right, guys, here we are last break of the day.

Speaker 1 (01:24:38):
Steve.

Speaker 8 (01:24:38):
We have another question for you. Someone needs some advice.

Speaker 1 (01:24:41):
This one is from D.

Speaker 8 (01:24:44):
This comes off Facebook. D says, I'm a manager at
a local bar restaurant where most of the employees are
young and attractive women, and my girlfriend has become quite
obsessed with them lately. I'm in my forties and I'm
very happy with my job and where i.

Speaker 1 (01:24:59):
Am in life.

Speaker 8 (01:25:00):
And that includes my girlfriend go ahead as of late. However,
when she comes in to see me at work, she
starts tripping. Never once have I had a relationship with
any of my coworkers that's been anything close to flirtations
anything like that. But I'm cool with most of them,
and my girlfriend wants me to stop. It's not like

(01:25:21):
we go to the movies or we go to parties together.
I literally just see them at work. What's the problem.
I try to reassure my girlfriend that everything is strictly professional,
but this is starting to get tense at my home
and at my job.

Speaker 3 (01:25:36):
Yeah, wow, they fine, They're fine there, They fine. They
walking around into the outfice, so they fine.

Speaker 1 (01:25:46):
I've he he he ain't gonna make it well in
a relationship is not well.

Speaker 3 (01:25:54):
They didn't say what he was managing and he'll manage
it down at Magic City. This this for of your relate,
this relationship over. You can't stay down there. Yeah yeah,
if you're working, manage you to manage your magic. See
because they got food down there too, So.

Speaker 4 (01:26:13):
You're saying, if you're a manager at a strip club,
you can't have a relationship.

Speaker 8 (01:26:19):
That's exactly what he's saying, Carl, listen to me.

Speaker 1 (01:26:22):
I don't know no man.

Speaker 3 (01:26:24):
I don't know no man that could sit here and
watch fine naked women all day, all night and don't
want one of them.

Speaker 1 (01:26:31):
I don't know who that is.

Speaker 8 (01:26:33):
He manages a local bar and restaurant.

Speaker 1 (01:26:36):
They sell drinks and food at these players.

Speaker 3 (01:26:39):
I'm just saying that if you're at a strip club,
it's hard.

Speaker 1 (01:26:44):
How you going to do it?

Speaker 3 (01:26:45):
Listen, man, life is full of temptaates. You just can't
keep putting it in your face every day. You're not
that damn strong. Yeah, I don't care who you are. Brother, brother,
every day, all day, for hours and hours and hours,
naked women come on, make it up out it. I
got to remove myself from this situation.

Speaker 1 (01:27:03):
Mm hmmm.

Speaker 8 (01:27:04):
So you got to quit your job so you can
keep your relationship with your.

Speaker 3 (01:27:08):
Nose my relationship, so there's no married men people, there's
no Wait what you missed what he said?

Speaker 4 (01:27:17):
Wait what.

Speaker 1 (01:27:20):
I said?

Speaker 3 (01:27:20):
I'm gonna lose my relationship and the way hells the
leading stript club, and.

Speaker 1 (01:27:27):
This food is good and we're making money the job
they give me the tips, really, Steve, really?

Speaker 9 (01:27:40):
Yeah? No?

Speaker 1 (01:27:41):
I mean you know back in the day I would have.
I'm just I'm not.

Speaker 3 (01:27:46):
But I'm just telling you that now, this job that
he has, whether it's Hohoter, Hooters on chili Is or
Fridays or whatever it is, this he know these little
girls is fine.

Speaker 8 (01:27:59):
And that young women too, right, But he says he's
never done anything even flirt with them.

Speaker 1 (01:28:08):
I got that and know and and that' and that's
and that's probably true.

Speaker 8 (01:28:12):
They don't hang out together, and I'm not.

Speaker 1 (01:28:15):
Doubting that he don't flirt with him. He just all
about his business.

Speaker 4 (01:28:19):
But your girl tripping, Yeah, yeah, yeah, So you three
men are married on this show, and you're trying to
say that you all could not be managers at a
strip club.

Speaker 14 (01:28:29):
And you heard what.

Speaker 11 (01:28:32):
You've heard what he y'all like me now because before
I got married I wasn't always the best man I
am Now today you know well that if I was
a man, if I if I was a manager of
the strip love I'm bringing the women out as I'm DJAM.
The finest is coming out first. Sometimes LINEA. They like songs,
I'm mixing the man. Yeah, you got I got a

(01:28:55):
rotation every night.

Speaker 8 (01:28:57):
You came back with a vengeance.

Speaker 3 (01:28:58):
Now, before I got in comedy. That was a strip
club in Cleveland in the project called Crosses Crosses. There
we go and the women that dance that was called
Crosses Devils, and they.

Speaker 1 (01:29:13):
Were the worst, worst group of strippers.

Speaker 3 (01:29:19):
You know, they didn't have a blue light form and
nothing so you could see cut stretch, mars, bully wounded.

Speaker 1 (01:29:25):
They didn't have the blue light to cover the mark.
And now I could have worked there and been perfectly fine,
been cool with your relationship.

Speaker 3 (01:29:35):
But I've actually performed at the Cheetah down in Atlanta
years ago. Uh huh, yeah, performed a cheating because they
used to have comedians and.

Speaker 1 (01:29:46):
You had to do two weeks two weeks, yeah, oh
yeah with everybody.

Speaker 11 (01:29:56):
Everybody fell in love with everybody, at least lead as
I was.

Speaker 3 (01:30:06):
I was thirty about thirty two thirty three. That's one
of the greatest kids I ever had in my life.
It was the worst gig though, because you're not that funny,
you boy. When they pull them girls off that stage
and saying now, because you know how, please talk.

Speaker 1 (01:30:26):
About comedian Miss Steve Harvey, no clapping, that's what they're
in there. Faulk Is gone, Yeah, take the clothes off.
They told you. Yeah, this was the line that got this,
This was the line that scared me. Shorgear.

Speaker 3 (01:30:51):
Really that throat that hurts you? Look them dudes, isn't
that with rough Boyd?

Speaker 1 (01:31:01):
There's no comeback?

Speaker 8 (01:31:05):
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Speaker 1 (01:31:13):
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