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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Today show is pre recorded.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Y'all know what time. Y'all don't know y'all all at all, So.

Speaker 3 (00:12):
Don't given them.

Speaker 2 (00:15):
Black a bu bu boozy.

Speaker 4 (00:24):
Listening to show, I don't joy, yeah, Joy?

Speaker 2 (00:53):
Have you got to.

Speaker 5 (01:01):
Turn?

Speaker 3 (01:06):
You love?

Speaker 6 (01:06):
You turn turn?

Speaker 7 (01:31):
I can't.

Speaker 8 (01:40):
I got to turn the mouth turn.

Speaker 6 (01:43):
I probably got to turn mouth out turn then a.

Speaker 9 (01:49):
Look, come on, come on, you'll think that, Uh huh,
I sure will.

Speaker 2 (02:03):
Good morning everybody. You are listening to the voice, come
on dig me now, one and only Steve Harvey got
a radio show. Man, oh man, oh man? How good
is God to me? And part of the mission and
the reason that I have a radio show is to
become a share of more and more of a share

(02:24):
of you know. I used to hear my mother say
it to me all the time, But God blesses you
to become a blessing. And I think the more you
understand that about yourself, I think the more blessings will
flow your way. I think that once you understand the
principle that.

Speaker 3 (02:41):
You know.

Speaker 2 (02:42):
But it's kind of tied together with some other scriptures,
and I'm not too knowledgeable about them, of course, as usual,
but I do know what I've heard, you know, and
you know if you look at something simple as do
unto others as you would have them do unto you,
wouldn't you want somebody to help you if you needed help.
I just know how to get it down there to

(03:03):
where I've been able to understand it. If if there's
a scripture similar that it says do unto others as
you would have them do unto you, or if that's
you know, in a prayer, would not you want somebody
to help you if you needed help? You've heard you

(03:26):
reap what you sow? Do you understand that if you
so discord, that discord is gonna come your way. That
if you hate, hate gonna come your way. If you
blog nothing but negative comments about people, your life will
be filled with negativity. If all you do is talk

(03:47):
about people, then guess what somebody got to turn that
gun around and talk about you. See, it just stands
to reason. So what I've learned in my life and
through all the trial and tribulations that I've had, is
to take those lessons and share them with people in
case you ain't heard it from somebody else. See sometimes

(04:10):
and the reason it seems like I'm redundant, at times,
is what I am is because I'm always trying to
find a different way to say the same thing. Because
it's a funny thing. Man, you got to hear it
a certain way for it to click with you. How
many times have I heard a saying and then I

(04:32):
heard it a different way that it clicked with me.
You know, I've heard of this saying right here, Remember
this now, everybody's not happy for you. We've all heard that,
right everybody's not happy for you. Well, that's very simple.
I don't need no explanation. That simply means of all

(04:54):
the people you know or do not know, when something
happens to you and you celebrating it, everybody not gonna
join in on the celebration. That's all that is. But
then you take it one step further. My father used
to say something to me all the time. He says, son,
everybody come with you can't go with you. I didn't
get that when I was fifteen. Everybody come with you

(05:15):
can't go with you. He said, you're gonna lose some
of these friends you got along the way. But I
don't care where you get in life. Know this right here,
everybody can't go with you if you are constantly trying
to improve yourself. You constantly have to take assessment of
the people around you. Because if you are going to
continue to go and continue to grow, then guess what

(05:38):
you got to have people that's on the goal and
willing to grow, or else, guess what you're gonna learn
the valuable lesson. You know, the late boxing promoter Butch Lewis.
I was talking with Butcher Lewis one time, and man
with a good brother man, he say, every successful man

(05:59):
is doing what I call he got rope work to do.
He got rope work to do. He got to put
in work on rope. And I'm sitting there listening to
Butch Lewis and all the money he had made and
all the people's lives he had changed, and all of
the moves he was making. And he's an incredible skills
as a negotiator on behalf of some very very wealthy people.

(06:20):
He was just an amazing man with no education, but
he read everything. He Butch Lewis read all the papers,
all the periodicals. That brother knew everything. He said, you
got to put in rope. And I was sitting there listening.
He said, here's the analogy, little brother. He said, you
are on rope. There's a thick rope. You have on

(06:42):
no shirt, you have on some tattered clothes. You have
on no shoes. Your shorts is cut off just below
the knee, and they tatted, and you got dirt on
you and your sweating. There's this huge, huge raw rope
over your shoulder. There's burn marks on all of your shoes.
Connected to that rope is a wagon. That wagon has

(07:05):
all your weight on it, all your responsibilities, all the
people you're responsible for, all your children, your wife, your
family members, your employees, your coworkers, your friends. They are
all on that wagon.

Speaker 3 (07:20):
Man.

Speaker 2 (07:21):
They just sitting there. He's saying, what you gotta do
is you gotta pull that wagon up the heel. Now,
only thing with it is can't nobody help you pull
your wagon? You pull your wagon alone. He say. Now,
what you can do along the way of pulling your
wagon is you can find yourself a good wife, a
good woman. He say, Now, what that woman does is

(07:42):
she get down off the wagon. She fan you while
you pull it. She put water on you while you
pull it. She puts stuff in your mouth while you
pull it. She kicked rocks out the weight while you
pull it. But she but she pull it for you.
But she is equally as important as you are on
the pull of the He say, you hear me clearly now,
young soldier. He said, nah, I got this here, he says,

(08:05):
people on your wagon that you're responsible for. But you
want the people on your wagon to help you get
your wagon to the top. So what you hope is
that they got their foot hanging over the side pushing,
They got one leg over the back, or maybe both
legs over the back pushing. They got they might have
they butt on the wagon, but they push you with

(08:25):
both legs. They back facing your back, maybe some of
them facing you when one of them got left leg
hanging over trying to push. And you hope that all
them people on the wagon you pulling is back there
at least trying to help the wagon get to the
top of the hill. Here go your problem. Though everybody
ain't pushing, Everybody ain't pulling. Ain't everybody ain't pulling, Everybody

(08:47):
ain't kicking rocks out the way. You got some people
on your wagon that's just laying on the wagon, draking lemonade,
looking at you, talking about how long it's taking you
to get your wagon up to the top at you
talking about why this wagon is so slow. Then when
you start picking up picking up speed, they want you
to pull harder, you to pull faster, you to pull more.

(09:10):
Then they want you to throw what you then earned
on the way up the hill backed on the wagon
so they can have MO. But guess what, they ain't
helping you get more. But they got a sense of
entitlement that since you got MO, they should have MO.
Everybody come with you can't go with you. Sometimes you
gotta kick the people off the wagon that ain't pushing
and pull it and say, hey, man, I'm sorry. I

(09:32):
thought I could do this with you, and I thought
you was going with me. But it's clear to me
you ain't nothing but dead weight. And it ain't my
responsibility to carry dead weight anymore. I have carried you
as long as I have to carry you. You are
no longer my responsibility. I'm responsible for my family, my wife,
my children. I'm not responsible for you. You got to

(09:52):
get off my wagon because I'm a man on rope.
I'm on a mission, baby, I'm pulling.

Speaker 1 (09:56):
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Speaker 2 (09:59):
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(10:21):
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(11:03):
tell people all the time, please be careful when you're
coming from me, because I ain't by myself. They got
this thing out there they call black Twitter. We're gonna
put black Twitter on you. Isaiah fifty four seventeen. I
don't know what y'all talking about, but listen to me now.
I ain't got no problem bigger than my God. I

(11:23):
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Tommy Junior. What's hr your man today? Man?

Speaker 10 (11:42):
And let me ask you something. You know, it's how
they seems we got to buy gifts. But you know what,
can you imagine all the money in your lifetime that
you spent on women, if you could get that money back,
what would you do with that money?

Speaker 1 (11:54):
You just you spent on women?

Speaker 2 (11:56):
Well, some women. That'd be last time you mayble ask
me that question. Because I won't be on this radio
no more. Let's just start because I done got up
my last morning to entertain anybody. I'm gonna have a
court gesture. Somebody gonna wake up in the morning come
entertain me. He gonna be a little clown here gonna
have a little monkey with him. He gonna a little monkey,
gonna have a little pill box had on. I'm gonna

(12:16):
have let dance and little monkeys and everything. Somebody gonna
entertain me in the morning. The majority of the money
you will spend in your life as a man will
be spent on the female species. Listen to me, if
you are a hetero sexual man, the majority of the

(12:37):
money you will spend in your life will be on
the female species. It has been worth every damn dollar
telling you it has been money well spent. I've got
a lot of trouble with it, but Lord have mercy.
The rewards have been overwhelmingly in a woman's It is

(13:01):
a man's job to do that. I wish young man
could get this, And I don't know how to tell
it to him without sounding like I'm talking down to him.
But ARISTOTLEO Nasi's the billionaire that married Jackie ol NASA's
after she was married to President Kennedy and he was killed,
the best quote he ever had. If women did not exist,
all the money in the world would have no meaning.

(13:24):
It just wouldn't mean nothing.

Speaker 5 (13:25):
Man.

Speaker 2 (13:28):
I thank God for women. I do wish I had
that money back though.

Speaker 11 (13:34):
All right, coming up at thirty two minutes after the hour,
we'll hear from Reverend Motown and Diggon deaf Jam and
church complaints.

Speaker 1 (13:43):
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Speaker 1 (14:22):
All right, here we are. It is Monday.

Speaker 11 (14:24):
It is time for church complaints with Reverend Motown and
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Speaker 2 (14:29):
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Speaker 12 (14:48):
His goodness.

Speaker 2 (14:50):
Is immense. Yes, it is thy Rochester. That's right. All
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Speaker 5 (15:08):
Yes.

Speaker 2 (15:09):
Here, as grateful as we are, we find ourselves on
this Monday, gathered again for the most ungrateful congregation oder today.
That's right, the jack pot joined the Jerusalem Congregation always
got some complaints. Here is come on starting to staying

(15:33):
out past. It's just a.

Speaker 13 (15:35):
Judesa and Middleton. I shouted too loud yesterday. And one
of the ushers, brother Raymond Lockhart, once somebody told him
to try to quieten her down. He plucked some flexa
seal over her mouth to quieting her, that flex and
seal tape that you see on the commercial.

Speaker 2 (15:54):
And she is highly upset and it took forever to.

Speaker 13 (15:58):
Get it off, and her lips is really so and
her cheeks heels too past. He slapped up some flex
and steal over her mouth to quieting her down.

Speaker 2 (16:06):
Well, a lot of male members have asked about this,
what do you call it?

Speaker 13 (16:15):
Flexa seal? You know the stuff that that stopped the
water from coming through the boat.

Speaker 2 (16:20):
You know you've seen it on that A lot of
men that WoT that recipe at they house. Can you
let us know what that is exactly and how much
it is? But we're gonna start selling it at your church.
A lot of wives have asked for it too, so
it could be a top seller and go all the

(16:42):
money proceeds will go towards the building for it. I
will make her know that that pastor.

Speaker 13 (16:51):
Moving along, Now we got to issue here passed the
brother Amos O'Neill, who has a hump in his back,
is one of the wise men into the tippy this scene.
He is sitting on one of the cameras. Now, that's
a lot of humps in one scene. Past and the
children are confused.

Speaker 2 (17:08):
What should we do? Well, we must explain to the
children that as a Nativity scene, that is where the
beginning was come as you are right, just tell the
children that is too. Wise man and four cameras roll

(17:37):
for that. Well, you're gonna have to explain brother Amos
O'Neill's hump to him. Past. I think that's the brother
as is also starring in our Halloween play The hunch
Back or Notre Dame. All right, they're still gonna be

(17:58):
confusing for the year. So the Santa Claus foot stool
at the mall, a lot of keys climbs on his
back to get up on Santa claus lap. We used
that hump every way we changed.

Speaker 1 (18:13):
Yes we have, yes, we have all right.

Speaker 13 (18:16):
I hope this doesn't offend Brother Jay Anthony past the
big guy, the yard bro lost both big toes due
to diabetes. He's asking that the church get him some
sandals made that the material would come between his third
and fourth toe so he can balance better, but especially made.

(18:37):
Sanders are three hundred and fifty hours the past. So
that's gonna be your call.

Speaker 2 (18:41):
Pass. I was thinking about this over the weekend.

Speaker 5 (18:46):
He had.

Speaker 2 (18:47):
I ran up into him, but he didn't run after
show the toes anyway, that's the truth. I ran up
into him at the Dallas Shoe House. Really, I was
down there house for the girls, the new girls at

(19:14):
the laces. Read up into him, and what I had
suggested to him was by the regular flip flops and
put them on the wrong.

Speaker 1 (19:31):
Foot m.

Speaker 2 (19:40):
And put them on the rope to make it through
that third and fourth top.

Speaker 8 (19:47):
Yeah you think.

Speaker 2 (19:50):
Now that were created to move them.

Speaker 13 (19:54):
We are taking ministry Christmas photos, this coming wing ministry
Christmas photos, this coming with different ministries, for different ministries.

Speaker 2 (20:03):
Pastor, you're gonna have to step in.

Speaker 13 (20:05):
You're gonna have to tell all of our ex cons
that they are not a ministry and will not be
taking pictures.

Speaker 14 (20:13):
Uh.

Speaker 13 (20:13):
No one has stepped to say anything to them yet
because they're scared, especially the one they call Killer J.
He's the one that runs the group. But somebody need
to tell Killer J that they are not a ministry.

Speaker 2 (20:30):
But because we don't want no problem. But the reception
is none of them can kneel while taking the photo. Now,
we ain't gonna have to take no photo. Yeah, they
don't want to kneel anything. Everybody wants to take that
prison shot.

Speaker 1 (20:45):
That squat that's what is that? The squad?

Speaker 2 (20:48):
What's that? That's that photo that all inmates. So they
can't do we have to let them, let them take
the picture. Well, well we're gonna have to. Who's gonna
go in there and tell me the Kate dere all right,

(21:12):
take the picture? Killing J can take it all right? Yeah,
you cain't run at church if you're not help you
pastor from the grave.

Speaker 8 (21:24):
You kill a J.

Speaker 2 (21:25):
Got Yeah, we don't let them have taking pictures.

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Speaker 11 (22:03):
It is time to ask the clo. This one's from
Beverly and Manhattan. Beverly writes, I co parents a seventeen
year old daughter with my ex husband, and I punished
her for breaking curfew and her daddy bought her a
car so she wouldn't be late getting home anymore.

Speaker 1 (22:22):
What I can't win? How do I get him to
work with me and not against me?

Speaker 2 (22:28):
Well, see, you're co parenting, so you're running up into
that situation that I used to run up into all
the time. What it's the one parent wants to be
the Disney parent, you know, when you do something punishment,
they come over here and it's Disney all the time,
you know, to I'm the better parent, like me more,
you know that type of cop Yeah, and it's just

(22:51):
it's a horrible situation to be in. I have no
advice for you, no, what none?

Speaker 3 (22:59):
No?

Speaker 2 (23:00):
When you have something, I mean the daddy. He got
to look, man, you can't reward bad behaviors, right, that's
just not good parenting. People do it all. I don't know, man,
I just people are different, you know, like nowadays, you know,
spanking your child she's seventeen, But I'm just spanking your
child as outlawed a lot of places. You can't do

(23:20):
that ass whoop has been happening in my house since
they was born.

Speaker 1 (23:25):
Hello, that's how we were raised, for sure.

Speaker 2 (23:29):
And now they're old enough where it don't have to
happen no more. But it was in my house. And
call who you want to call. Yeah, you go ask
him how many times I whooped his ass? He'll tell
you when he will tell you. Broducer will tell you,
and Jason will tell you. My daddy beat my ass
every time he promised us for You go in there
and talk to him about them good dudes right there.

Speaker 1 (23:52):
Yeah they are. They really are.

Speaker 2 (23:55):
Cause an ass whooping. I've never none of their daughters,
but them boys. I laid hands on it.

Speaker 1 (24:04):
Meliga in Tuskegee Rights.

Speaker 11 (24:06):
My man leads the praise dance ministry at our church,
and my parents came to town and visited our church
you're gonna love this with Steve. I didn't expect my
dad to burst out laughing during the performance, because you
know you don't like praise dance.

Speaker 1 (24:24):
How do I get my dad to apologize? And how
could he be so rude?

Speaker 2 (24:28):
Hey, your daddy ain't apologizing and your daddy ain't got
to apologize. I have said it, good soul, and I'm
gonna say it again. I don't know why we have
praise dance team. These are all people. Look at it.
They all way overweight. They overweight, and they ain't make
the gymnastic squads. They didn't make it. They didn't make
the cheerleading teeth. Now here they come. You're right, dim,

(24:49):
little dim, little dim, little half inch jumps off the ground, spinning,
got them big robes on and all this hell. Hey, man,
where the quiet?

Speaker 1 (25:00):
He's the lord in the dance.

Speaker 2 (25:02):
Your daddy came for the quod than is. Set out
there and put that rollo and start waving his hands
in the air, holding his fingertips straight. Your daddy was
holly have been with your daddy. I'd been next to
your daddy, and your daddy would have been in the
Richard Pride concert. I'm talking about leaning on each other.

Speaker 1 (25:25):
My yousa laughing in church during the performance. I ain't
never laughed at no, I'm just saying during the performance,
your christ, I've laughed at church.

Speaker 2 (25:42):
I laughed at brother Rickerson walking around to put his
money in and say right, and he failed for the
trucking money in the trade. He just dropped what taste.
I couldn't breathe. Yeah, now, I didn't know if he
had had a heart attack or nothing, but the fact
that he disappeared in front of that put just dropped off.

(26:05):
But he tried to catch yourself and turned the money
tray over. Long man, all right, I was hollering about
that time Reggie. Reggie was walking up the steps with
his cry robo and Paul Walker stepped on the back
of it and tore a hole in it.

Speaker 11 (26:24):
Oh man, come on, flesche and Kenosha says, I've been
married twice and my seven year old son asked me
not to get married again, and he doesn't want my
boyfriend to sleep over at the house. Do I explain
to my son that mommy's life has to go on,
or do I keep my man away for now?

Speaker 2 (26:45):
Yeah? Yeah, your baby? What does all these people keep
coming up in here, this rolling there and this revolving.
Don't ain't nobody staying what? You don't need to do this, no, mama, Mama,
you don't need to get mad no more. And stop
letting this man stay over here for he leave like

(27:06):
the other three. Mama, who has these people?

Speaker 1 (27:11):
Who is my daddy?

Speaker 2 (27:15):
Who I call daddy? I can't remember none of these people. Damn, Mama, damn,
it's like you mask like you the mama you're supposed
to be raising me. Why is I'm raising you? Get

(27:36):
your fans hands down. You don't see this. I'm out
here playing basketball. Every time I look up, and I
got a new man hollering from me.

Speaker 1 (27:48):
You know, you don't know what?

Speaker 2 (27:50):
And the last one forgotten my name called me.

Speaker 1 (27:52):
Charles alright, last one Steve Chauncey.

Speaker 11 (27:58):
And newman says, I live in a small town and
I met a woman that has requirements to date her.
I'm trying to meet all of them, so I give
her money even when I'm short. I dipped into my
savings so I don't disappoint her. How do I tell
her that I don't have it like that?

Speaker 2 (28:21):
So to date her you have to pay let me
let me ask you what's what?

Speaker 13 (28:27):
Where?

Speaker 2 (28:27):
Where did you meet her at?

Speaker 3 (28:28):
What?

Speaker 2 (28:29):
Let me ask you a couple of questions. Questions? Okay,
but let me ask you a couple of questions. Was
she standing somewhere hold of man? Just just let me
ask you a couple questions. Was she at the end
of the bar by herself drinking? I'm just I'm just

(28:53):
trying to work through how you met this wall and
the requirements you have to pay sell me? Have you ever?
Does she have a website?

Speaker 1 (29:11):
He should just tell her to be honest with her
that he does.

Speaker 2 (29:14):
No, no, no, I got this right here. Let me
ask you no question. Dog? Does she have more than
two nicknames?

Speaker 3 (29:23):
Come?

Speaker 1 (29:24):
Thank you?

Speaker 16 (29:24):
C l A, we Gotta go, Closters, Steve Harvey, Martin
show Man.

Speaker 2 (29:30):
How would you know if your wife is a former stripper?

Speaker 16 (29:34):
I have a couple of ways that you Okay, If
every time she enters the room she grabs the edge
of the doorway and swings into the room, that's a
damn dead giveaway.

Speaker 2 (29:49):
She grabbed the edge of that doorway and swang into
that room, that's a damn dead gibble. If y'all walking
down the street, yeah, and she pick up all the
money she see on the sidewalk, even if it's a quarter,
a nickel of dime. If she know how to pick

(30:09):
up money off the ground, this is a dead giveaway
that your wife could have been a stripper.

Speaker 11 (30:17):
Coming up right after, ladies and gentlemen, Sister Odell, day, oh.

Speaker 17 (30:28):
Me bye, wrap a barb? Well, well, well, good.

Speaker 2 (30:41):
Morning is everywhere? You know, it's my favorite holiday. It
just pushed me in such good chill with everyone and everything.

Speaker 15 (30:53):
Holly Hey, sister Odell, Happy holidays.

Speaker 2 (30:58):
How you doing today, Shirley?

Speaker 11 (31:00):
I am doing well, sister Odell. I love the holidays.
Merry Christmas to you.

Speaker 2 (31:07):
Go me too, and that's real sweeties. Hey boy with
that high boys? Hid you mo is this?

Speaker 3 (31:13):
Do dare?

Speaker 12 (31:14):
Stand up there?

Speaker 3 (31:18):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (31:18):
Steal up there, real high boys you got there. Well,
might as well say hi to the happiest one on
the show for Christmas. Hey, Loia, Hello, good morning, good morning, morning,
morning mornings to everyone. So what can I do for

(31:41):
y'all today? What did you want? Any special requests? I'm
in a given highway spirit to.

Speaker 1 (31:45):
Move well since hotel.

Speaker 11 (31:47):
First of all, I know you have some holiday traditions
like you know when you open your gifts, so on
Christmas or what do you do Christmas Eve? Putting up
your tree? Things like that, you know, what do you Yeah,
what's your Christmas like? And then you know, if we
have time, and I hope we did.

Speaker 2 (32:05):
You know most well, you know, Sweeten, most of my
family separated, you know, going their own ways and their
hair chills and everything. So if I tried to see
all of them, I'd just be on the plane all day.
So some of them's come over and you know, some
time with me. I put my tree up right after
Thanksgiving though, oh yes, yes, ma'am, yes, ma'am. So I

(32:28):
don't actually put it up myself. I has peoples, Okay, wow,
I didn't know that. Well, when you get people, when she.

Speaker 1 (32:42):
Has people that helps me, yeah, she might need a
little help.

Speaker 2 (32:45):
I has people that helps me, you know, like you
and you the last person need to ask about who
got people? Where Santa Claus gets you from?

Speaker 3 (33:04):
Well?

Speaker 1 (33:04):
Do you cook anything special? Sister hotel like a favorite?

Speaker 2 (33:10):
I cooks, you know, I'm really good at dressing in yams.
I love dressing and yams. And I buys my turkey
now already cook from honey bake that way. I ain't
got to be in there watching it, you know, honey,
bake do it?

Speaker 11 (33:24):
Uh huh okay, okay, all right, well you want to
bless us with the song since you're here.

Speaker 1 (33:35):
I mean, I know you love Christmas songs.

Speaker 2 (33:39):
Love you could finish.

Speaker 1 (33:54):
I see it all.

Speaker 2 (34:04):
He cheez?

Speaker 8 (34:07):
Did you like jingle bells?

Speaker 1 (34:08):
Cis Jo Dell?

Speaker 2 (34:10):
Well, you know the original version. They changed it when
white people started singing, what.

Speaker 5 (34:16):
Do you mean?

Speaker 1 (34:17):
What do you mean like jingle bells? Jingle bells? That's nothing.

Speaker 2 (34:21):
Just used to be jingle bells.

Speaker 18 (34:23):
Used to go like this, jangle all, jangle all, jangle
all jangle jingle lord, jangle bells.

Speaker 14 (34:39):
Jangle bells, jangle bells, jingle all away, I said, jangle bells,
jangle bells, jangle all the way.

Speaker 2 (34:52):
Then you know, white folks couldn't do it, so they
had to simplify, you.

Speaker 11 (34:55):
Know, to what.

Speaker 1 (34:59):
Yeah, yeah, what's your version of the bell don't like you?

Speaker 3 (35:05):
You know?

Speaker 2 (35:06):
Okay? Just white? Yeah, just kill all the show in it.

Speaker 1 (35:12):
You know that was off the red nose.

Speaker 2 (35:14):
Yeah, yeah, that's good.

Speaker 3 (35:19):
Well, you know.

Speaker 2 (35:21):
That's really not a Christmas song because you know everyone
knows rain deer.

Speaker 1 (35:27):
Really can't fly, you know, don't tell me.

Speaker 2 (35:32):
You can't fly, no rainer. Well, y'all the one lying
to the kids.

Speaker 1 (35:37):
But what if you want me to tell we have
children learning you can't. Yeah, I was devastating.

Speaker 2 (35:45):
Well you know, has they seen him fly?

Speaker 1 (35:52):
Have a heart, sister Odell. Now come on, this is
for the kids.

Speaker 12 (35:57):
What about like I have.

Speaker 2 (35:59):
At Okay for the kids. Okay, so then listen to me.
For the kids listening, this is what's happening. There's a
white man that puts on the suit and gets in
the sledg with twelve reindeer, and they put him all
across the hood and he slams on people's roofing and
theyver been shot, and comes down the chimney and it

(36:21):
fetched down everybody's chimney. Now, if you ain't got the chimney,
he comes through the windows or under the door, and
then he loves all the presents, the stuff you don't want.

Speaker 1 (36:32):
And that's what he is.

Speaker 2 (36:33):
He's just sat across and you ain't ever got what
you wanted. That pretty much explains hits that.

Speaker 1 (36:45):
Well, all I can say to that is thank you,
sister Odell.

Speaker 2 (36:51):
Shite the snow.

Speaker 5 (36:56):
Over to you.

Speaker 1 (36:59):
Can you tell them what's coming.

Speaker 2 (37:03):
Last fit?

Speaker 15 (37:03):
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(37:25):
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Speaker 1 (37:42):
All Right, guys, it is time now for a round them.

Speaker 11 (37:44):
Would you rather? Would you rather go caroling Christmas? Caroling
shirtless in the snow? Would or would your sleigh ride
with your ex? Would you rather sleigh ride with your ex?
Were caroling shortless Christmas? Caroling shirtless, no shirt in the
snow when it's cold, or a sleigh ride with your ex?

Speaker 1 (38:04):
Would you rather do that?

Speaker 2 (38:06):
I'm not doing nothing with my eggs. I'm out there
butt necking.

Speaker 12 (38:08):
In this joy to the world, your shirt.

Speaker 2 (38:12):
On, out there singing with a hot mug and therap fluke.

Speaker 8 (38:21):
Knowing you're gonna get pneumonia, know.

Speaker 2 (38:24):
And don't care?

Speaker 3 (38:27):
All right?

Speaker 11 (38:28):
Would you rather pecans and marshmallows in your yams or
eggs in your mac and cheese?

Speaker 1 (38:33):
Which one?

Speaker 2 (38:34):
Neither?

Speaker 11 (38:36):
No?

Speaker 2 (38:36):
No, no, no, you're gonna go on to put them
pecans and marshmallows on top of them, yam? What you're
not fitting to do? Just putting no eggs? You need MacAfee?

Speaker 13 (38:51):
All right?

Speaker 11 (38:53):
Would you rather have sex one time with your celebrity crush? Okay,
if you know, provided it's okay, one time with your
celebrity crush.

Speaker 1 (39:03):
Or would you rather have a dream vacation for Christmas?

Speaker 2 (39:07):
B Oh? The hell with that vacation? What that marry food?

Speaker 1 (39:14):
Best?

Speaker 2 (39:21):
And you get this cracking for twenty four hours?

Speaker 3 (39:23):
Me? What?

Speaker 1 (39:25):
And when that's over?

Speaker 2 (39:27):
What you're doing? I don't give a damn what I'm
doing after that? Yes, yeah, I mean vacation because you're
still trying to figure out what Christmas gift he is seeing.
That'd be a great Christmas gift, a dream vacation.

Speaker 1 (39:43):
Oh, okay, there you go. You're learning, you're learning. Okay,
that's one, okay, all right, okay?

Speaker 2 (39:52):
Seaun Watson spa treatment.

Speaker 3 (39:58):
For Chris.

Speaker 1 (40:01):
You just shots fired last breaking with yeah, don't do it.

Speaker 11 (40:10):
Don't listen to him, Junior. All right, here's here's one.
Would you rather buy each family member a Christmas gift?

Speaker 1 (40:17):
Or would you just rather give gift cards? Would you
rather go and actually buy them a gift?

Speaker 2 (40:22):
Or would you rather be a Walgreen? They got all them, ax,
they got all them.

Speaker 1 (40:30):
So you just go on your books Christmas shopping.

Speaker 8 (40:33):
Doune, check up.

Speaker 2 (40:34):
My medication and you think you'll call that the same time?
Such a convenience.

Speaker 1 (40:39):
That's the win, win, win is the win?

Speaker 3 (40:42):
Right?

Speaker 1 (40:43):
Yes, all right, that's today's roundup.

Speaker 2 (40:46):
Would you rather hey, good morning, this is your man,
Steve Harvey. What Christmas means to me is a celebration
of life, the birth, the life, the gift of giving
from my family, yours and the crew from the Steve
Harvey Morning Show. Happy holidays.

Speaker 1 (41:02):
You're listening Steve Hardy Morning Show.

Speaker 11 (41:08):
All right, So all of the Steve Harvey Nation veterans
know that nephew Tommy has a lot of people in
his head. We all know that they used to come
out all the time and perform with him here on
the show. And then on stage of the comedy shows. Well,
a few years ago, the people in Tommy's head, all
of them got together and made a hit Christmas song.

Speaker 1 (41:29):
They got the studio, Yes they did. They got in
the studio and cranked one out.

Speaker 16 (41:33):
Girl.

Speaker 1 (41:34):
You want to hear it? Here you go.

Speaker 2 (41:56):
For the NFL Cruizmas.

Speaker 13 (42:00):
Boy, tried to feel real, ring up down to keep
it real the Christmas and eating.

Speaker 2 (42:03):
Now you don't no trouble, don't want no fight. I
didn't know. I really was insane, trip gee, I tell him,
went the coach whatever your brand? Who rapedhood?

Speaker 3 (42:14):
About that? What I like?

Speaker 2 (42:16):
Mama and the kitchen, got the house and the gold.

Speaker 7 (42:19):
And the jails, and but now the pull wait to
hit that mac and cheese collar, greense and black eyed peas.

Speaker 2 (42:31):
Right, come on with them?

Speaker 6 (42:35):
Take you what is.

Speaker 3 (42:39):
Like flash drum?

Speaker 19 (42:46):
Why am I the outscow rubics killed that rob hold
a hub battleship, I joke connect fout, But what nothing
matter that? I'd the clouds man quit tripping waiting already
catch first bass and a tower and it hanged out.

Speaker 8 (43:04):
Pick man, you.

Speaker 19 (43:05):
Take my bike road out, Dancer, Prance and big and
the ugly matter out better mind it's bit and I
bet I get I forget on.

Speaker 2 (43:13):
My wishless because that would be damn if your spy
my Christmas.

Speaker 12 (43:23):
Saint Jerry making change.

Speaker 2 (43:40):
I'm gonna say what you say.

Speaker 3 (43:41):
You can't say what.

Speaker 13 (43:45):
You say about y'all had a we had a coup.
It was regular turk three thats now, I said, three
weel roads, guy, Okay, what I do?

Speaker 2 (44:03):
What did you just got to? What did you just say?

Speaker 3 (44:05):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (44:06):
I said the three week? Why did you now?

Speaker 3 (44:15):
Damn three? You didn't make it out that time?

Speaker 13 (44:19):
So I got first.

Speaker 2 (44:21):
I'm the one that invited you.

Speaker 13 (44:24):
Hold alrighty, I'm the one invited you to come be
on the old single we made for Christmas.

Speaker 2 (44:30):
So you know what on the real this right up,
this right time. It dont let us do nothing straight up?
Oh my god, oh my god, hey man, hey man,
that was damn good man. That was so damn good.
Let me say something, man, I missed all them. I

(44:53):
miss you, gene man, we man, we have some great
fun with them. Care oatmeal was my duke?

Speaker 3 (44:58):
See this?

Speaker 2 (44:58):
Well say this? Hell that that's why see that's why, Tommy,
don't let us do nothing.

Speaker 1 (45:05):
Hello.

Speaker 2 (45:06):
Wait a minute, Wait a minute, what did you just say, Dog,
I'm the one invited you on this soul That was classic, Yes,
very classic radio.

Speaker 9 (45:19):
Man.

Speaker 2 (45:21):
I look back on some of the greatness that was
created on this show that we had to stop doing
for various reasons. Are some great ones boring, oh man, theater.

Speaker 11 (45:33):
Okay, that is buried and dead Okay, yes, revived?

Speaker 1 (45:41):
Yeah, great job done, nephew.

Speaker 2 (45:45):
Everybody is your favorite play cousin, Julia. We want to
thank you for rocket.

Speaker 8 (45:48):
With the Stee Harvey Morning Show all year long.

Speaker 10 (45:51):
It is the holiday season and we want to wish
you a very merry Christmas for the Sea Harry Morning
Show and especially for your favorite.

Speaker 1 (45:57):
Play cousin j Man. I love y'all.

Speaker 2 (45:59):
Happy holidays.

Speaker 1 (46:00):
You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (46:04):
Hey, good morning. This is your man, Steve Harvey. And
my favorite Christmas memory is my mom and dad. My
mother and father. Man, I miss some soul. Have a
wonderful holiday season from yours truly. Right here, your boy
Steve Harvey and the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 11 (46:18):
Coming up at the top of the hour, right about
four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today and
the subject is I knew it.

Speaker 1 (46:25):
Was too good to be true.

Speaker 2 (46:27):
Mm hmmm.

Speaker 11 (46:29):
We'll get into that, find out what that's all about
in just a few Not exactly what you might think, though,
we'll find out right now. The nephew is here with
today's prank phone call, nephew, what you.

Speaker 2 (46:42):
Got for us?

Speaker 7 (46:43):
We're gonna go to deep in the archives? Paper Clips?
Paper clips sound pretty simple?

Speaker 2 (46:51):
Yes, it does.

Speaker 13 (46:53):
Watch me work though, Watch me work now, cat Dog,
give you would paper clips?

Speaker 3 (47:01):
I'm trying to reach for Veronica. Is hi have Ironica?
How you doing? My name is Philip. I'm from CORP.
How you doing?

Speaker 20 (47:09):
I'm good? Thank you? That can I help you?

Speaker 2 (47:11):
To day?

Speaker 3 (47:11):
You were with the company here? See you just left
about what six months ago?

Speaker 20 (47:17):
That's correct?

Speaker 3 (47:18):
Okay? And you left with a severance? Am I right?

Speaker 20 (47:21):
That's right? I'm sorry who im'm thinking with?

Speaker 3 (47:24):
Philip? My name is Philip, Philip. I'm actually calling on
some security questions and wanted to reach out to you.
Now you you own your own travel agency, now that's correct, okay.
Now you actually left with a severance when you when
you left the company? Is that right?

Speaker 20 (47:41):
That's right?

Speaker 3 (47:42):
Okay? And how long were you actually with?

Speaker 20 (47:45):
I was there for eight years. I'm sorry who I'm
thinking to again.

Speaker 3 (47:48):
My name is Philip. I'm with security and what can
I do for you?

Speaker 2 (47:52):
Philip?

Speaker 3 (47:52):
Uh? Well, we got we have you. You started this business? Now?
Did you started before you left?

Speaker 1 (48:00):
Philip?

Speaker 20 (48:01):
I started this bigness after I left there.

Speaker 3 (48:03):
You started it after you left there, that's correct, one month,
one month after you left there. Okay, So the reason
why I'm giving you a call, and I've been you know,
we've gone through some security tapes and things of that nature.
We're missing so many rims of paper, We're missing thousands
of paper clips, We're missing so many office supplies, and

(48:25):
it's been brought to the securities attention that it's targeting
that you are the person that has taken all of
this office. I'm sorry.

Speaker 20 (48:33):
Let me get this right, so us you are calling
my place of business after me if I have used
paper clips and paper I have customers in my establishment
right now. I can't talk to you about this.

Speaker 3 (48:42):
Okay, ma'am listen. I know that I'm sorry for calling
your place to business, but I want to say that
we're at the point of actually picking you up behind
items that have been taken from the company. So I
wanted to call and see if we could get it
taken care of over the phone. Now you got to go.
Then I'm going to have to actually to come out
to your business. And that's something that I'm trying not
to do.

Speaker 2 (49:02):
You know what, Hold on a.

Speaker 20 (49:04):
Second, you hold that one? Who is this on my
phone talking about through damn paper clips? I have been
going from there for six months and you calling me
now by some.

Speaker 3 (49:13):
Paper and some what paper clips? Man? We're missing at
least five thousand paper clips.

Speaker 20 (49:19):
I'm gonna tell you what you can do.

Speaker 2 (49:20):
Miss.

Speaker 20 (49:21):
I have been out of that company for six months.
I worked for y'all for eight years, and you all
let me go. I didn't take anything from you.

Speaker 3 (49:27):
Okay. Have you ever used any paper or any paper
clips outside of have you done that?

Speaker 20 (49:34):
Of course I use paper every day I'll run a business.

Speaker 3 (49:36):
Okay, But you're using our paper for your own personal business,
your travel agent or whatever it is that you have.
You're using office supplies. That right there is against the laws.

Speaker 20 (49:47):
Oh no, I will go and buy you some damn
paper clips.

Speaker 3 (49:51):
Okay, Well we don't want paper clips, man. Now we've
given you a severnth way and from my understanding. It's
been a substantial amount, and right now gonna be filing
charges and taking you to court over these paper clips
and paper I'm.

Speaker 20 (50:05):
Gonna tell you what you can do the five thousand
paper clips, I'm a paper cliping together and hang you
off for by your I ain't steal no damn paper clips.
You're gonna call me six months late to talk about
some paper and paper clips?

Speaker 3 (50:13):
Good, ma'am. I don't want to go back fill up.
I'm sorry this is some fill up. So are you
wanting to return all the merchandise because it looks like
I needn't.

Speaker 20 (50:23):
Take no merchandise. I don't have to steal nothing from y'all.
I worked for you for eight years talking about something.

Speaker 3 (50:31):
For eight years. You stole paper paper clips, you stole
off the supplies, scissors, masking tape. You have taken markers, pens.

Speaker 20 (50:41):
We got it down for no what video takes you got, Philip?
I ain't steal nothing from y'all. I was employee of
the year. You all gave me a seven package. How
dare you call me six months later? You can take
them paper clips and shove them up your behind?

Speaker 2 (50:52):
Excuse me?

Speaker 20 (50:53):
Are we done here?

Speaker 3 (50:54):
No? We're not done here.

Speaker 20 (50:55):
So take your video tape and your paper clips and
your scissors, and you know what to.

Speaker 3 (51:00):
Do with them. No, no, I don't man. Now listen,
what we're gonna have to do is you're gonna get
served right there at your travel agency. Where are you locating, Jesue?

Speaker 20 (51:10):
So you know what, I'm gonna give you my address
because you come over here. I got some scissons for
your fill up. I don't have time for this. You
want my address, you can come on over here.

Speaker 1 (51:18):
Look it up Google.

Speaker 3 (51:20):
We want our paper clips back.

Speaker 20 (51:21):
You want me come get them, then, matter of fact,
give me your address. Fill if I'll bring them to you.
Steal those damned paper clips. I'm a Christian woman, and
you got me on this phone cussin and fight you
with you. I'm not faking to a little paper clips.
What's your address, Silip.

Speaker 3 (51:34):
We're missing over five thousand paper clips and we need those. Now,
what's your address.

Speaker 20 (51:39):
I'm gonna bring your damn paper and paper clips to you?
How about that?

Speaker 3 (51:42):
So you are you are guilty of using the paper
aren't you?

Speaker 20 (51:48):
We all used paper?

Speaker 11 (51:49):
Fill up?

Speaker 3 (51:50):
I don't deal, which means guess what it's against the law,
which means you something. If you have taken one paper clip,
it's against the law and we walk on you.

Speaker 20 (52:01):
You got pins in your car? I feel a better
a corporation.

Speaker 3 (52:04):
I bet you do. I work for the company.

Speaker 20 (52:07):
I'm trying to run a business. So you feeling too.
Give me your voice's number. You calling my damn phone
talking about some pens and paper cliffs. Here, watch your line,
give me your address. I'll bring the pens and paper clips.

Speaker 3 (52:17):
You ain't got to you taking so many pins and
so many paper clips thousands of.

Speaker 20 (52:23):
Runs run a business. Don't call my phone with it.

Speaker 13 (52:26):
I'm talking about.

Speaker 3 (52:27):
Some I'm gonna stay this cision now. I'm gonna go
ahead and order come over. I'm ordering the police to
come and pick you up, okay, because I'm trying to
get the problem taking care of the phone.

Speaker 20 (52:37):
Bring the police and you come with them.

Speaker 1 (52:39):
Come get it.

Speaker 20 (52:41):
I got something for your when you get here, bring them.
You're calling me about some paper and paper cliffs. I've
been going from there for six months.

Speaker 3 (52:48):
You cleamn you have stolen paper clips from the company,
and we won't our paper clips back.

Speaker 20 (52:53):
Bring your over here. You wanna get some damn paper
cliffs and I'm gonna call my man so we can
kick your here if you want to. You want to address,
you want to address up. Come on, I'm a professional.
I'm trying to run a business. I gotta walk away
from my customers to.

Speaker 3 (53:07):
Be with some buy some pens and paper clips and
paper clips. Because you stole over five thousand paper you're
feet and then you also you better be ready because
you stole some stuff for Tommy and he's been over
here about it too. Wait a minute, wait, Tommy says
you stolen a bunch of his stuff.

Speaker 20 (53:27):
Listen, I don't know nobody.

Speaker 3 (53:30):
You don't know nephew Timmy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
You don't know him?

Speaker 2 (53:35):
What's your name?

Speaker 3 (53:38):
I say? Do you know nephew till Me from the
Steve Harvey Morning Show. Do you know him?

Speaker 11 (53:44):
You?

Speaker 20 (53:45):
You gotta be kidding me.

Speaker 3 (53:49):
Your girlfriend Dorothea got me the brank phonk are you?

Speaker 15 (53:52):
Ooh?

Speaker 20 (53:53):
I'm gonna kick cut I'm going to get her right now.

Speaker 3 (53:57):
I'm gonna kick hert calm down.

Speaker 20 (53:59):
You made me step in the back.

Speaker 3 (54:02):
Room on you. Hey, let me ask you something, baby,
what is the baddest I mean, the baddest radio Show
in the last.

Speaker 20 (54:10):
Steve Harvey Morning Show is on.

Speaker 13 (54:17):
That's it right there. That that that that that's it
right there. That's stupiditive. That is greatest, hey right there? Yeah,
paper clips, paper clips all right. December twenty eighth, The
Nephew is coming to Washington, d C.

Speaker 2 (54:33):
That's right.

Speaker 7 (54:34):
It is called the New Year's Comedy Jam, even though
it is December twenty eight.

Speaker 2 (54:39):
Tickets on sale right now.

Speaker 7 (54:40):
We got Lance Woods, Red Grant, Tony Roberts, Bruce Bruce
lou Nell hosted by Yours Truly Nephew time and tickets
on sale at all Ticketmaster Outlet's.

Speaker 1 (54:50):
The Dog Constitution Hall.

Speaker 12 (54:52):
Yeah, all right, Nephan, thank you.

Speaker 11 (54:54):
Coming up next, Strawberry letter, the subject I knew it
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Speaker 7 (55:28):
Good morning, it is your boy and nephew. Tell me
from the Steve Hobby Morning Show. And my favorite Christmas
memory is me and my mama frying turkeys. It don't
get no better than that. Me and mom in the backyard,
got about eight turkeys and we fried them up because
everybody in the neighborhood wants a turkey from me and
my mama, because my mama got the seasoning way down
in nat Take it.

Speaker 2 (55:48):
You heard me.

Speaker 7 (55:48):
Now, I have a wonderful holiday season. That's from me,
neph You tell me from the Steve Hobby Morning Show.

Speaker 11 (55:53):
You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. It is time now
for today's Strawberry Letter. And if you need a vice
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(56:15):
could be yours.

Speaker 2 (56:17):
It could be yours. Buckle up and hold on tight.
We got it.

Speaker 20 (56:20):
For you.

Speaker 2 (56:20):
Here it is strawberry letter.

Speaker 1 (56:22):
Thank you nephew. Subject.

Speaker 11 (56:24):
I knew it was too good to be true. Dear
Stephen Shirley. I'm thirty three years old and I've been
dating this great guy that a friend introduced me too.
He's thirty eight years old, never been married, and no children.
He looks good, smells good, and he has a good job.
We started dating a month ago when he invited me
to his class reunion recently. They had our d'eures and

(56:45):
drinks and he fixed us a plate of food to share.
He was killing these tuna sandwiches that were cut into
tiny triangles, and I told him and didn't smell right
to me. Three hours later, he excused himself to go
to the bathroom and he was gone for thirty minutes.
He texted me and said to meet him at his car,
and he asked me to drive him home. He went

(57:07):
straight to the bathroom. When we got to his house,
I did not go to the bathroom door to check
on him. He finally came out of the bathroom and
said he was going to take a shower and get
into bed. He asked me if I would stay with him.
I said no, and I suggested that he go to
the er if he's that much in pain. I got

(57:28):
in an uber and I went home. The next day,
I called to check on him, and he said he
didn't want to talk to me ever again, since I
didn't seem to care that he was sick the night before,
he said, I don't know how to take care of
a man. What more could I have done for him
that night? Do I try to work things out with
him or let him go? There's really nothing to work out.

(57:49):
I mean, you both showed who you really are. That's
when you get to see the real character, the true
character of a person, like in trying times, like thieves.
If he's sick, or if something happened to you, then
you get to see. So you saw, okay, he was
sick with what sounded like food poisoning. You drove him
home after he asked you. He said after he got

(58:10):
home that he was going to take a shower and
go to bed, and at that point it was okay
that you went home. You obviously didn't feel comfortable staying there.
I mean, you guys have only been dating for a month.
At the reunion, you told him the tuna sandwiches didn't
smell right, he didn't listen, he scarfed them down anyway.

(58:30):
You also suggested that he go to the er if
he was in that much pain. He didn't respond to
that either, and you didn't offer to take him. You
called the next morning to check on him, which shows
you do care. You were concerned, But he was mad
that you didn't stay the night with him, and he
said you didn't know how to take care of a man.

Speaker 1 (58:49):
Well, that was insulting.

Speaker 11 (58:50):
I mean, maybe a glimpse of what's to come if
something else happens between you two, if you stay in this.
So I think it's good that you guys go your
separate way.

Speaker 2 (59:00):
Steve, Wow, you and I differ on this one so much,
so much. This is a sad, sad letter because you know,
she said the subject of the letters, I knew it
was too good to be true. Really, well, ladies, here
we go. Let's just walk down this from the male perspective,

(59:20):
because I know sometimes you don't like to do that,
but let's just look at this from the male perspective.
That's what I'm gonna do, because I'm trying to find
out in this letter what this dude is wrong at
I'm struggling, okay, and I'm being real with y'all because
and you'll understand what I'm saying as I take you
through this. You're thirty three years old. You've been dating

(59:41):
this great guy that a friend introduced you to. He's
thirty eight, never been buried in no children. He looks good,
smells good, he has a good job. We started dating
a month ago, Okay, So that means this that we're
about to describe is not a first date. They started

(01:00:02):
dating a month ago. Now, there's nothing in this letter
that says this woman is going by the ninety day
rule or anything. All we know is the facts is
they've been dating for a month, which means they've been
out on several occasions. Ain't nobody gonna take you to
the class reunion first date? Ain't that ain't a good look?
So okay, here we go or derbs and drinks. He

(01:00:25):
fixed play of food for us to share. He was
killing these tune of sandwiches cut into triangles. I told
him it didn't smell right to me. Three hours later,
he excused himself to go to the bathroom. He was
gone for thirty minutes. He texted me and said, to
meet him at his car. He asked me to drive
him home. He went straight to the bathroom when we
got to his house. I did not go to the

(01:00:47):
bathroom door to check on him. Right there. Okay, let's
just make note of that. She didn't even go to
the bathroom door to check on him. You know, Look,
if somebody leaves in the middle of their class reunion
asked you to come to the car and drive them home,
something's wrong. Something is wrong. Number one, You didn't even

(01:01:10):
go to the bathroom door to check on it. And
this is you writing the letter. This ain't him accusing
you of nothing. You're telling us what you did and
did not do. So you didn't even go to the
bathroom door to check oner. He finally came out of
the bathroom and said he was going to take a shower,
which means he been sweating pretty hard. And tuna sandwiches

(01:01:30):
was cutting in tun That tuna was doing this damn thing.
I've had a bad oystry before when you get hold
of some bad seafood who this boy was in that
eating that tuna, and that tuna was doing what tuna do,

(01:01:53):
swimming around, making waves and running. That's what tuna do
in a while. That's what it was doing in his stomach.
That sandwich that he had chewed up got back together
and formed an actual tuna and was down in his
stomach cutting up all right now. He finally came out

(01:02:14):
the bathroom, said he was gonna take shower and get
in the bed. He asked me if I would stay
with him. I said no, and I suggested that he
go to the er if he was in that much pain.
I get in the uber and I went home. Damn,
the dude is in enough pain. He he ain't trying
to trap you into stay in. Oh girl, are you glue?

Speaker 3 (01:02:36):
Hang on?

Speaker 11 (01:02:37):
Hang on, Yeah, you'll have part two of Steve's response
coming up at twenty three minutes after the hour Today's
Strawberry Letter subject, I knew it was too good to
be true. We'll get back into it right after this.
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Strawberry letter. The subject I knew it was too good

(01:03:32):
to be true.

Speaker 2 (01:03:33):
I knew it now, Like I said earlier, if you
weren't here, Shirley, and I's response is quite different because,
of course I have a different perspective, because it's the
male perspective. Women don't get to have that perspective. Now,
this woman says in this letter, I knew it was
too good to be true. She's thirty three. She met
a man through some friends who's thirty eight. Great god,
she says it off. Now, this is this woman writing

(01:03:54):
this letter. Great god, look good, smell good, got a
good job. They've been dating for He invites her to
the class reunion. They get it, the class reunion. Now,
this man right here to invited this woman to the
class reunion. He if a dude, don't care nothing about you.
He not taking you to the class reunion. This is
the flex moment. So now he going, hey, man, look

(01:04:17):
what I got. This is after how many years? This well,
that's about the twenty year reunion. You at the twenty
year thirty eight. He had his twenty year reunion, graduated
when he was eighteen, and he going, hey, hey, look
what I'd have found. I ain't never been married, I
ain't got no kids. Man, look what I found. Ladies,
take note of that. He took you to a very

(01:04:40):
important moment right here. All after this is just meeting
the mama. If you can meet the mama after this,
you's pretty much locked in. We've been dating for a month.
He takes you to the class reunion. He eats some
tuna sandwiches. You told him wasn't good. He hard hited
he ain't the tune of sandwiches. Anyway. He ended up
going to the bathroom for thirty minutes. Then he texted
you and said meet him at the car. Something happened
in a bathroom. Traumatic. Traumatic. Not only could you meet

(01:05:04):
me at the car, can you drive this damn car home?
I'm in pain. He'd get to the house. He go
in the bathroom for thirty minutes. He come out tore up.
Did he look dishovel? Probably deep? And did he went
straight to the bathroom got to the house. You didn't,
she said. I didn't go to the bathroom though, to
check on him. Okay, cool. He finally came out of

(01:05:28):
the bathroom, said he was gonna take a shower and
get in the bed. He asked me if I would
stay with him. I said no, and I suggested he
go to the er if he's in that much pain.
Why didn't you stay with the man? He didn't ask
you to sleep with him, You said, if he has
so much pain, go to the er. You didn't offer
to take him to the er. You didn't offer to

(01:05:49):
stay with him. Where the soup at, where the crackers at,
where that's at? You know that's all you had to do. Hey, look,
I'll stay in here on the couch with you. I'll
let me check on you, make sure you're okay. That's
all the man won'ted. I gotta cook see right here,
warm soup, ain't cooking? Soup coming a can that ain't cooking? Lord,

(01:06:14):
have mercy chiefs help her.

Speaker 1 (01:06:17):
It's in the kitchen.

Speaker 2 (01:06:19):
It's heating up some soup. Who came make soup.

Speaker 3 (01:06:24):
For the man.

Speaker 2 (01:06:25):
Anyway, I got in an uber and I went home,
So that means he picked her up, took her to
the event, she drove his car to the house. She
got in the uber and went home. The next day
I called a check on it. He said he ain't
even want to talk to me of again, since I
didn't seem to care that he was sick the night before.

(01:06:46):
He said, I don't know how to take care of
a man, and I have news for you. You don't
because it just would have been a little thoughtful thing
to say, hey, let me stay with you at least
till you fall asleep and feel better. Then you could
have left home. Oh no, I'm not staying in him.
He wasn't trying to trick you and get you into
the bed. The man was obviously sick. He then left
his class reunion. It wasn't a trap to get you

(01:07:08):
to the house. Something was seriously wrong with this man,
and you didn't think enough of him, and he was
testing you. He was testing you to see now, Shirley said,
y'all need to break up because both of you showed
who you really were. Well, yeah, he did. He showed
that he was looking for somebody to care for him.

(01:07:29):
You decided to show him. And then Shirley said, you
find out in moments like this who people really are.
And he did. He found out exactly who you really was.
He was sick and didn't feel well, and you bounced,
and he told you, right, you don't know how to
treat a man. And he thought he had something too.
He should have wrote this letter and said it was

(01:07:50):
too good to be true, because he thought you would
at least just care about it. That's all you had
to do. He didn't say, Look, sleep with me, has
sex with me. I feel better in the morning. Now off,
I'm sick. I'm gonna take a shower, getting in his bed.
Would you stay with me? No, I'm getting the uber heat,
the man of some soup, getting some crackers, what a
pepto bismol? You ain't did nothing? What more could I

(01:08:12):
have done for him that night? It's called comfort, It's
called concern. It's the thing that I teach all married
men show concern. They just want to know that you're listening.
Man that all time want you to fix nothing. I
used to think they wanted to fix, so I had
suggested they don't even want to fix Sometimes they just
want to verbalize it, you know, man, that's how they

(01:08:35):
work stuff through. They talk it out. So bruh, just
show concern. What you had opportunity to do, young lady
was show concern and you didn't do. I try to
work things out with him or let him go?

Speaker 1 (01:08:48):
What you fin to do?

Speaker 2 (01:08:49):
You know what you're fin to let go? These are
your words. Now and read your letter. A great guy
that a friend introduced me to. He's thirty eight years old,
never been married, no children, He looks good, smells good,
and he has good job. Okay, now you're gonna let
him go and go get what are you? Are?

Speaker 3 (01:09:07):
You?

Speaker 2 (01:09:07):
Are? You are? Are?

Speaker 3 (01:09:08):
You?

Speaker 2 (01:09:08):
Are you ignorant?

Speaker 3 (01:09:09):
Well? What what?

Speaker 2 (01:09:10):
What is it?

Speaker 3 (01:09:11):
What is?

Speaker 2 (01:09:12):
So you're gonna let him go because you missed an
opportunity to learn how to treat a man. That's probably
why you ain't.

Speaker 1 (01:09:19):
Got nobody post your comments on.

Speaker 2 (01:09:22):
Because you don't know how to treat a man. No,
you probably don't deserve to do.

Speaker 1 (01:09:27):
Get out of there. You don't have to cook. Post
your comments on today Strawberry Letter and Steve Harvey.

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Speaker 1 (01:10:20):
Details, time out of play. Who on the show?

Speaker 11 (01:10:23):
I'm gonna ask a series of questions and your answer
is someone on the show?

Speaker 2 (01:10:26):
You guys?

Speaker 1 (01:10:27):
Ready, No, here we go?

Speaker 13 (01:10:29):
All right?

Speaker 11 (01:10:30):
Who's most likely to order chicken tenders and fries at
a fancy upscale restaurant?

Speaker 2 (01:10:35):
Monica and John because I don't know what the rest
of the stuff is. Monica and Junior, embarrassing ass or
all right?

Speaker 1 (01:10:48):
Who's most likely to get into an argument with a
little kid?

Speaker 2 (01:10:53):
I say, yeah, well, you know that happens because like
if you call me Steve, yeah, and you're a little kid,
who you talking to? Yeah, I'm sixty six years old.
Queen buddies right exactly, because I ain't got no nine
year old buddies. I don't.

Speaker 10 (01:11:13):
You know.

Speaker 1 (01:11:14):
Kids don't know now that you respect well, I'll.

Speaker 2 (01:11:16):
Help you and all your parents and they raising your
kids that way when they come up to me. I
got it for. I shut a couple of people down
this weekend. Hey, Steve, I said, who are you talking to?
I said, I said, I said, I said, little boy,
my name, mister harp m sixty six years old said
they called me some damn.

Speaker 11 (01:11:36):
Yeah, all right, this one easy. Who on the show
is most likely to freak out during the storm?

Speaker 2 (01:11:42):
Tom Tommy, Tommy, I'm talking about climbing under tables and yeah,
pulling the covers over his head and parents?

Speaker 11 (01:11:52):
Who other show is most likely to hear their story
and sex sent me to the e R.

Speaker 1 (01:11:59):
That's Steve. All that baby oil that's gotta.

Speaker 2 (01:12:01):
Be picked him up out of some baby before Yeah
doctor what hey, man, Hey, hey, I don't want to
hear all that. Just straighten it out, Just straighten it out.
And I don't know hide hell, don't worry about all that.

Speaker 1 (01:12:24):
Who on the show is most likely to move to
a different country.

Speaker 2 (01:12:29):
We all know that in the heartbeat.

Speaker 13 (01:12:32):
I don't give a damn man, please not only move,
gonna buy the damn country.

Speaker 2 (01:12:38):
Bye bye country.

Speaker 11 (01:12:43):
Who on the show is most likely to get a
divorce less than a week into their marriage.

Speaker 2 (01:12:51):
That would be probably, I don't know what the hell
I'm doing. I don't have include Yeah. Probably, Yeah, Now
he'll say it, j Yeah, the truth. She's just gonna

(01:13:14):
leave me. She's gonna come up. I can't do this,
no more this, damn yes, Yes, sign the paperwork. Yeah,
give the motive she asked for. Yeah, just stop talking
to me.

Speaker 1 (01:13:29):
We're gonna end this game on that note.

Speaker 11 (01:13:32):
Okay, you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show, So
go on next you with your little segment.

Speaker 13 (01:13:40):
Well, you know, it's just it's that time of the youth, sairly,
and it's good for some people, and then some people
have to make adjustments.

Speaker 2 (01:13:46):
You understand.

Speaker 13 (01:13:47):
I'm saying side pieces have to make adjustments. You understand that.
And I want to talk to all of y'all. Here's
when I just listen. Don't find out what mall I'm
going to. I don't need you at that mall. You
understand what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (01:14:03):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (01:14:06):
No, it's a free country wherever she wants to go.

Speaker 13 (01:14:09):
I can't be shopping with my family with all these
bands and see this and then see you.

Speaker 8 (01:14:15):
You're gonna concentrate on get getting cook me for the kids, and.

Speaker 2 (01:14:21):
That affects our relationship later when you see me shopping.

Speaker 8 (01:14:24):
Who needs that? Just don't go to the mall.

Speaker 2 (01:14:29):
At all.

Speaker 8 (01:14:30):
I hold to them all at all.

Speaker 2 (01:14:33):
I'm good with that every store. And don't drive by
my house to see the lights and stuff. Don't don't
do that.

Speaker 8 (01:14:39):
Great that.

Speaker 2 (01:14:43):
All my little rein. Why is your passing?

Speaker 1 (01:14:46):
Don't you put the lights up for the people to see?

Speaker 2 (01:14:49):
Don't put yourself you're putting yourself through that shirt. It
affects our relationship.

Speaker 8 (01:14:54):
And you see silhouettes of me and my family in there.
You don't need to see that.

Speaker 2 (01:15:00):
Because you don't want to be there.

Speaker 8 (01:15:02):
Yeah, you see shadows of us walking around.

Speaker 13 (01:15:04):
Don't send me a video of yourself at home by yourself.

Speaker 2 (01:15:08):
I know you at home.

Speaker 1 (01:15:09):
I know you by your Okay, I know you that,
don't you?

Speaker 8 (01:15:13):
I know where you at.

Speaker 1 (01:15:16):
Now here's the deal, Christmas Eve, I'm coming.

Speaker 13 (01:15:20):
By there now, okay, Christmas is from now to two
thirty on Christmas.

Speaker 1 (01:15:29):
That's when Christmas you.

Speaker 2 (01:15:33):
Gonna be gone.

Speaker 7 (01:15:33):
Oh en right there, I'm gonna bring three folk gifts
for you. The gifts you got for me. I can't
take them with me right now.

Speaker 8 (01:15:40):
I can't take hold home.

Speaker 1 (01:15:42):
What is wrong with you?

Speaker 2 (01:15:45):
I can't come in here with no box put under
the tree. That's from I can't take the boxes you
got for me and put them up under Mead you
want to, I'm throwing it on the highway and I'm
going I never see that night.

Speaker 1 (01:15:59):
Haam is going out to make it. Don't buy that,
watch us watch gonna be on the side of the road.

Speaker 2 (01:16:08):
Don't don't don't call me, send me music to my phone?
What do they do?

Speaker 1 (01:16:13):
Lonely Christmas?

Speaker 2 (01:16:14):
Don't don't do that?

Speaker 8 (01:16:16):
Yeah, what do the lonely.

Speaker 1 (01:16:19):
Christ They don't call.

Speaker 8 (01:16:20):
That's what they don't do. That's what they don't do.

Speaker 3 (01:16:23):
They don't call.

Speaker 13 (01:16:27):
This all this texting, all this texting, sending Christmas pictures and.

Speaker 1 (01:16:32):
No, okay, this time, when do you hook up with
the staff?

Speaker 12 (01:16:36):
What day is that?

Speaker 2 (01:16:37):
Christmas Eve?

Speaker 1 (01:16:39):
And now after that?

Speaker 2 (01:16:41):
After Christmas?

Speaker 5 (01:16:42):
They this goes on to the second, boy, tell them
New Year, New Year, Christmas and years Eve.

Speaker 2 (01:16:52):
It's the same two and a half.

Speaker 8 (01:16:54):
I gonna get New Ye's and Christmas, all of them together,
right two and.

Speaker 2 (01:16:57):
A half out.

Speaker 7 (01:16:58):
So we're gonna yes and we go eat shitlings right
there on the twenty four.

Speaker 1 (01:17:04):
Ten, two and a half hours up.

Speaker 11 (01:17:06):
I don't know if you guys have noticed this, but
Steve is suspiciously quiet right now.

Speaker 1 (01:17:12):
Do you have anything to say to your nephew?

Speaker 15 (01:17:14):
Nothing?

Speaker 1 (01:17:16):
What this boy right here?

Speaker 2 (01:17:18):
I have full warn jobs got this boy manages so
much trouble. I'm not I'm not gonna be in this
laughing with him. I ain't with none of this.

Speaker 13 (01:17:31):
Facebook though, looking at the family Christmas picture, why are
you doing that to you?

Speaker 2 (01:17:35):
Why you do that? Steve Harbin mart show man Flora.

Speaker 11 (01:17:40):
Says, I've been sleeping with our yard man for a
while and he doesn't like wearing protection. We got into
an argument about it, and now he's not answering my
husband's texts to come to our yard.

Speaker 1 (01:17:51):
How can he be so petty when he knows I'm married?

Speaker 2 (01:17:55):
Right here right here was God, y'all, y'all got to
quit writing us with all this craziness acting like it's normal.

Speaker 8 (01:18:02):
Yes, you're not qualified.

Speaker 2 (01:18:04):
Stick, don't what y'all want me to do? Yes, y'all, y'all,
I can't apply no rules to this stuff cause y'all
keep coming up with all this abnormal mess like it's regnar.

Speaker 1 (01:18:19):
Right up to.

Speaker 3 (01:18:22):
All right.

Speaker 11 (01:18:23):
So, along with fastening your seat belt and placing your
seat in an upright position, flight crews always ask us
to put our cell phones.

Speaker 1 (01:18:29):
In airplane mode before takeoff. Well, come to.

Speaker 11 (01:18:32):
Find out, only forty percent of passengers actually do it.
The FAA believes that cell phones may interfere with the
cockpit take off, during takeoff and landing, but there are no.

Speaker 1 (01:18:42):
Real studies to prove if this is true or not.

Speaker 11 (01:18:45):
So Steve, I got to ask you, do you do
you put your cell phone in airplane mode on your jet?

Speaker 3 (01:18:50):
Do you do that?

Speaker 15 (01:18:51):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:18:52):
No, I don't put my phone on airplane mode on
commercial flow. I'm here part of the problem, you a
heart of the problem. Why not let everybody else put
theirs on airplane mode?

Speaker 3 (01:19:06):
H we do?

Speaker 2 (01:19:09):
And yeah, something that is happening. I got to be
able to call somebody. Yeah, no, you know, because seriously,
like okay, for example, Let's say an incident breaks out
on the plane. Let's say somebody is up there doing

(01:19:29):
something illegally. I need to call police. Some you ain't
got no service up there?

Speaker 1 (01:19:34):
Boy?

Speaker 2 (01:19:35):
You can you can't come way up there?

Speaker 1 (01:19:39):
Well different different private private jet five g All right,
All right, breakers, Steve uh coming up.

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All right, guys, it is time now for a round.

Speaker 11 (01:20:33):
And would you rather? Would you rather go caroling Christmas?
Caroling shirtless in the snow?

Speaker 1 (01:20:40):
Would you? Or would your sleigh ride with your ex?
Would you rather sleigh ride with your ex? Well?

Speaker 11 (01:20:46):
Caroling shortless Christmas caroling shirtless, no shirt in the snow
when it's cold, or a sleigh ride with your ex?

Speaker 1 (01:20:54):
Would you rather do that?

Speaker 2 (01:20:55):
I'm not doing none with my ex. I'm at the
butt niked in this show your shirt on, out there
singing with a hot mug a therapy knowing you're gonna
get pneumonia.

Speaker 1 (01:21:14):
And don't care, all right?

Speaker 11 (01:21:18):
Would you rather pecans and marshmallows in your yams or
eggs in your mac and cheese?

Speaker 1 (01:21:23):
Which one?

Speaker 2 (01:21:24):
Neither?

Speaker 3 (01:21:25):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:21:26):
No, no, no, you're gonna go on to put them
pecans and uh marshmallows on top of them, yam. What
you're not fitting to do? Just putting no eggs? You
need macafeet. That ain't what you're finna do? No, all right?

Speaker 11 (01:21:43):
Would you rather have sex one time with your celebrity
crush okay if you know, provided it's okay, one time
with your celebrity crush.

Speaker 1 (01:21:53):
Or would you rather have a dream vacation for Christmas?

Speaker 3 (01:21:58):
Me?

Speaker 2 (01:21:58):
Oh the hell with that vacer what I just got married?

Speaker 5 (01:22:03):
Food?

Speaker 2 (01:22:04):
Be answer left and to get this cracking for twenty
four hours?

Speaker 3 (01:22:13):
Me?

Speaker 1 (01:22:14):
What and when that's over? What you're doing?

Speaker 2 (01:22:19):
I don't give a damn what I'm doing? After good
answer JR. Yes, yeah, I mean vacation because you're still
trying to figure out what Christmas gifts he is seeing.
That'd be a great Christmas gift vacation.

Speaker 1 (01:22:34):
Oh there you go. You're learning, you're learning.

Speaker 13 (01:22:38):
Okay, okay, okay to Seawan Watson spa treatment.

Speaker 1 (01:22:48):
For Chris crazy you.

Speaker 11 (01:22:51):
Just shots fired breaking was Yeah, I don't do it.
Don't listen to him, Junior. All right, here's one. Would
you rather buy each family member a Christmas gift?

Speaker 1 (01:23:08):
Or would you just rather give gift cards? Would you
rather go and actually buy them a gift?

Speaker 2 (01:23:13):
Or would be Walgreen? They got all them a mixed
they got all them.

Speaker 1 (01:23:21):
So you just go on the books Christmas shopping dune, check.

Speaker 2 (01:23:25):
Up my medication and get the gift called at the
same time.

Speaker 1 (01:23:29):
Such a convenience. That's the win, win win, is the win?

Speaker 3 (01:23:33):
Right?

Speaker 1 (01:23:33):
Yes, all right, that's today's roundup.

Speaker 11 (01:23:36):
Would you rather coming up next to our last break
of the day, and of course at forty nine minutes after,
we'll have some closing remarks from the one and only
Steve Harvey.

Speaker 1 (01:23:45):
Right after this good morning.

Speaker 11 (01:23:47):
This is Shirley Strawberry, and tis the season for happiness
and love and giving and family. Happy holidays from the
Steve Harvey Morning Show