One Has To Go, I Can't See Past His Shortcomings, Tommy Time, Would You Rather, and more

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Today show is pre recorded.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Y'all know what time.

Speaker 3 (00:05):
Y'all don't know y'all at all, So.

Speaker 4 (00:12):
Don't give a.

Speaker 1 (00:15):
Million bus bussy.

Speaker 3 (00:22):
By Yeah, listening to.

Speaker 5 (00:26):
Show, I don't joy, Yeah, Joy, you.

Speaker 6 (00:59):
Don't. You know.

Speaker 3 (01:20):
You gotta turn.

Speaker 7 (01:31):
I got to turn the mouth turn. You probably got
to turn the mouth water the money.

Speaker 3 (01:49):
Look, come.

Speaker 2 (01:58):
Come out you think that. Uh huh, I sure will.

Speaker 8 (02:03):
Good morning everybody. You are listening to the voice, Come on,
dig me now. One and only Steve Harvey got a
radio show. Uh huh, Steve Harvey got a radio show.

Speaker 2 (02:15):
Yeah. Man, boy boy boy boy man. God has been
good to me. I can't even.

Speaker 8 (02:24):
I can't even put it into words, man, But I try, though,
I try, I try, I try.

Speaker 2 (02:29):
God does things for me just right on time. He's
so cool with it.

Speaker 8 (02:34):
And I happened to run across Joel Oldstein on television
like I often do all the time, and I was
sitting there and he had such a timely message for me.
A part of it was something that I've said oftentimes
about if you really really want to be successful, if

(02:58):
you really really want to change, if you really really
want to prosper, if you really really want to achieve greatness.

Speaker 2 (03:06):
If you really really want to have something.

Speaker 8 (03:08):
In life that's worth having, if you really really want
to accomplish your goals, you got to push through all
of it. He said that when you get closer to it,
the more difficult it becomes. Did you hear me. He said,
the closer you get to what it is you want

(03:29):
or you need, or you have to have or you
would love to be, it gets a little bit more
difficult when you get closer. He told this story that's
in the Bible that I'd never heard before.

Speaker 2 (03:46):
This is what he said.

Speaker 8 (03:48):
He said, there was a man who was paralyzed, and
he had heard that Jesus was speaking at a house,
and so he wanted to get there. So he convinced
four of his friends to put him on a stretcher

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and carry him for hours to get to this house where.

Speaker 2 (04:14):
Jesus was speaking. He said that along the way, these
friends said that.

Speaker 8 (04:24):
They went along because he had so much faith that
if he could just get to him, it could be
better that he could if he could just get over
there and he could see him, that he might have
a shot at getting here. And so he said, they
took out along the way and they walked and they
walked and they walked for hours. And then when they

(04:45):
got there, the house was completely filled with people. That
was absolutely it was packed wall to wall. There was
absolutely no way for the men to get him on
that stretcher end to see Jesus. This is a story
that uh Joe Lostein said is in the Bible, and
he was telling it now, I'm just repeating the parts

(05:06):
of it. I got gathered and so he said. They
sat there and they went, wow, man, we walked all
this weight and it's full, and and and and and
and and we can't get there, he said.

Speaker 2 (05:19):
And then the guy with the affliction told the four.

Speaker 8 (05:24):
Men, if you get up on the roof and cut
a hole in it and lower me down, I bet
I could see him then, and I bet it to
be all right now. He then said, you must imagined
how these four men must have felt when you carry

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somebody for hours on on on on on on on
the way. They had to carry some cloth connected by
a couple of sticks, said the men, and shoulders had
to be bruised, had to have deep gouges, and them
not cuts, but just indentations where they had carried the
weight of this grown man for so many hours, and
they looked at him in disbelief, like, man, what are

(06:06):
you talking about.

Speaker 2 (06:07):
We done walked all this far.

Speaker 8 (06:08):
He said, yeah, but if you get up on that
roof and you cut a hole in it and lower
me down, I can see him and when he see me,
it'll be all right. After sitting there and imploring the men,
they went up and did just that, And then the
story that Joe Los Dean said, the man was healed.

(06:31):
But the point he was making was he was saying
that the closer you get to what it is you
really want, the more difficult it's going to become. But
you've got to push through. See, if you don't push through,
you never know. See, you can't get right to the answer.
And because it gets really difficult, started creating those little

(06:53):
saying that we got as people. Well, I guess it
wasn't meant to be. I guess it wasn't Lord's will. Now, man,
I guess you should not give up right now. I
guess you should keep pressing. I guess you should do
more because see, in all of us, in all of us,
when you've had enough, I want you to know something.

(07:14):
You do have a little bit more in all of us.
You can do one more.

Speaker 2 (07:20):
You know.

Speaker 8 (07:21):
That's one of my favorite things that I heard Joel
Oldstein said, and it kind of made me feel good.
He said, I always feel like I can do one
more anything, and I tell my friends all the time,
I can do one more man, I could do one
more day. I can do one more anything. Now Here

(07:41):
was the jewel that I never really knew that Joel
Oldstein and God sent to me I needed to hear.
He said that no matter what you're going through, no
matter how long the challenge is you've been facing, God
has an end date for it all.

Speaker 2 (08:03):
Did you hear me?

Speaker 8 (08:04):
No matter what you're going through, no matter what challenge
you're facing, no matter what situation you've gotten yourself into,
God has an ending date. All you got to do
is keep pressing forward. All you got to do is
hang in there. All you got to do is don't
give up. All you have to do is don't turn back.

(08:26):
There is an end date for all of it, even
when you think you've had enough. And boy, have I
had this conversation with God on several things that I've
been going through, and I've even told him, Look, I
got it, man, he said, just keep hanging on. There

(08:50):
is an end date to whatever it is you're going through.
There's an end date to your illness, your sickness, your
tired of being tired. There's an an in date to
this relationship that you can't seem to get through, beyond
over that's like a cancer to you. There's an end date.

(09:14):
But you've got to hang in there. You've got to
keep pushing forward. You cannot turn around. You must not
go back, because when God gets you through this and
you break through to the other side, the reward and
the benefit is far greater than the struggle. I oftentimes

(09:39):
look at some of the things that God has brought
me through in my worst times, and when He brought
me through, I went, wow, Man, now that I understand that,
Now that I'm on the other side and I have
the benefit of the reward for it, would you do
it all again to get that?

Speaker 2 (09:55):
Yes? I would.

Speaker 1 (09:56):
You're listening to the see Harvey morning.

Speaker 2 (09:58):
Shell ladies and gentlemen. You know what, I'll tell you what.
God has done it again.

Speaker 8 (10:06):
And now now this is important because the thing he's
done again, he is the only one that can do it.

Speaker 2 (10:14):
The moment he don't do.

Speaker 8 (10:16):
What he did today like he did yesterday and every
other day before that were in trouble.

Speaker 2 (10:22):
He's the only one.

Speaker 8 (10:24):
He is supreme, He's ultimate, He's everything, man, And don't
let nobody fool you. Don't sit up in your moment
of despair and catch somebody online giving you some other
contrary theory.

Speaker 2 (10:37):
Because some things is going wrong in your life.

Speaker 8 (10:40):
God is on the throne, man, God in charge of
this thing, and you can get immediate help by turning
to it. Immediate, like the old people say, God is
just one prayer way. That's all it is. Get your
mind right, talk to it. He got something for you, man,
he'd be coming through. So Steve Harvey. Also Steve Harvey,

(11:03):
He's never late, as tired as you are of waiting.
He ain't ever showed up late. Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Shelly Strawberry calling forel Mississippi Monica and nephew Tommy Junior
is out today.

Speaker 2 (11:18):
Uh so please pray for Junior. And you know, so
how y'all doing today? Tom Yeah? Yeah, yeah, what.

Speaker 8 (11:37):
You know, always have interesting things happen, you know what. Yeah,
you know, I was back at work on family feud,
and I was talking with a young man and he said,
he works for me, and he said he was looking
at this. He did something on his story on i G.

(11:59):
You know, I don't know, I don't know how to
do that. But he had a story on IG and
he was just looking at it over and over and over.
And some people in the office said, hey, man, what
you're looking at? He said, my story. I was just
looking at my skin. And so they kind of chimed
up in the office and family Feuter said, so, what's wrong?

(12:21):
And he said, wow, man, this is the most beautiful
I've ever been. And I stopped and I said, what
did you say? He said, this is the most beautiful
I've ever been.

Speaker 2 (12:36):
You thought me? You told him me? I know, you.

Speaker 8 (12:40):
Know, tell me in a way I did because I said, damn,
it's delusion on people everywhere.

Speaker 2 (12:49):
And this. But you know what, man, I've never said
that in my life. And it just throws me when
a man.

Speaker 8 (12:55):
Says that, What do you see when you look at yourself?
You I just see me, I see, and I see
hard work. I see, I just see me. I don't
really look at I don't. I don't, man, I promise you,
I don't. I'm be looking man.

Speaker 2 (13:10):
You kill when you dress all fly. What you do
quite often what you see.

Speaker 8 (13:15):
I'm just saying that. Now that's Pip right there. Don't
exactly right now, but it be the outfit, don't and
the fit you know, when you start looking at your
face coming up, I realized there's a lot of damage
has happened to me.

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Speaker 1 (14:23):
Well, nephew, tell me is here to run that prank?
Back what you got for a snap?

Speaker 2 (14:27):
I need you to wash me. That's what I need.
I needs you to watch that. But let's go cat up.
I need you to watch me.

Speaker 10 (14:37):
It's a great day, nursery. This is Felicia.

Speaker 4 (14:40):
I'm trying to get somebody to come down here to
five o one.

Speaker 10 (14:42):
I'm sorry, five one.

Speaker 4 (14:44):
I need somebody to come down here to five oh
one and and clean me up.

Speaker 7 (14:50):
Sir.

Speaker 10 (14:50):
I think you might have the wrong number.

Speaker 4 (14:54):
The nurse. I need the nurse to come down here
to five o one and clean me up.

Speaker 10 (14:58):
Sir, this is a nursery, not the nurse. I think
you might have dialed the wrong number.

Speaker 4 (15:02):
Nor I need to talk to the uh well nurse
said to you. That's who's the only clean me up.
I need to come down here and clean me up, sir.

Speaker 10 (15:12):
I really do think you have the wrong number. Where
are you calling from?

Speaker 4 (15:16):
Who? Who is this here?

Speaker 10 (15:19):
This is Felicia. I'm the director here at the nursery.

Speaker 4 (15:22):
That's what I say. I need the nurse that come
down here and clean me up. I'm just bad playing
and all this stuff to clean me up because I've
been sitting here a long time now. Ain't nobody to come?

Speaker 10 (15:34):
Well, sir, I think you dial the wrong number. If
you tell me where you are, I can try to
help you.

Speaker 4 (15:40):
But I ain't down the wrong number. I need somebody
to come down here and clean me up. This ain't right.
Y'all supposed to be ald. Y'all supposed to get here
every I an't talking about, suposed to come to check
on Ain't nobody come check on me yet?

Speaker 10 (15:53):
Okay, well, I apologize, but you have the wrong number.
Try hanging up and then dialing.

Speaker 4 (16:00):
Station.

Speaker 3 (16:01):
Sir.

Speaker 10 (16:01):
This is a nursery. We take care of children here.
This is not the nurse station.

Speaker 4 (16:06):
I'm not no child, I said, Is this the nurse station?

Speaker 10 (16:11):
I'm sorry you're not listening to me. This is not
the nurse station. This is a nursery. We have children here.
We take care of children. So I think you're down
have the wrong number.

Speaker 4 (16:22):
No, they said that that they're suposed to come clean
up every hour they' spost to come check on no bety,
I bet on my near three hours. Don't nobody comes
check on me here? Another? I need somebody to come
clean up and the bed playing and full, and they
just they they just don't come check on us like
they pull to check on them. I am checkolder.

Speaker 10 (16:43):
I'm really sorry that they have not come to check
on you in your your bed hands.

Speaker 4 (16:47):
So why would they learn us sit here like they do?

Speaker 10 (16:50):
Okay, so just listen to what I'm saying. This is
a nursery, we take care of small children. This is
not the nurses station.

Speaker 4 (16:58):
So I'm kids. I got small children as my grandkids.
I got about forty two grandkids, forty that comes here
on Sunday, but sooner than the people at the nurse stands,
and that they ain't treating the bag and leading in
here like this here two or three hours, don't know
about come check on? Can you come down here and
check this bad bag?

Speaker 7 (17:18):
Sir?

Speaker 10 (17:18):
I can't do that. I need to get back to
the kids here. If we take care of at sea
my kids.

Speaker 4 (17:25):
No, my kids don't come tell they come on Sunday.
They come every Sunday after check and they come see me,
do they Okay?

Speaker 10 (17:32):
Okay, Well I'm glad your kids come see you. And
I'm going to get off the phone now, but I
hang up. You just down the number.

Speaker 4 (17:40):
Right when you get off, you're gonna come down here
and come sick and clean me up.

Speaker 10 (17:44):
I'm not going to do that, but I'm going to
let you call back.

Speaker 4 (17:47):
And why do you all come clean me up? Why
don't do that? Father?

Speaker 6 (17:51):
Do it? Sir?

Speaker 10 (17:52):
I'm not a nurse. I'm a teacher.

Speaker 4 (17:55):
When when when? When?

Speaker 5 (17:56):
When?

Speaker 6 (17:56):
When?

Speaker 4 (17:56):
When? When I was coming through through proposed to do that?

Speaker 6 (18:00):
You do?

Speaker 4 (18:01):
What the joby? Whatever your joby or that what you do?
I want forty two years straight?

Speaker 10 (18:07):
And I did my job, okay, I'm a teacher.

Speaker 4 (18:10):
That why come on down here and do what you're supposed.

Speaker 10 (18:13):
To do because I don't clean you know why I
go on, you'll, young.

Speaker 4 (18:17):
Folks, don't do your job. Damn what You're gonna make
me mad if you don't get your get your dot here.

Speaker 10 (18:23):
Uh, I'm going to ask that you not talk to
me like that.

Speaker 4 (18:28):
You get your down here, come clean this bad been
and clean me up. I ain't supposed to be sitting
here like this all the time. What's your name again?

Speaker 10 (18:36):
It's Felicia, and I have really really nice to get
down here right now. Please do not speak to me
like that. I'm trying to you you gonna calm down
and quit talking to me like that. I'm trying to
help you. Now, that's just rude speaking to me like that.

Speaker 4 (18:54):
That this is a.

Speaker 10 (18:55):
Nurser reach.

Speaker 4 (18:58):
A nose supposed to do.

Speaker 11 (19:04):
I'm talking to him.

Speaker 10 (19:05):
But David, you're not gonna talk to me like that.
That's just rude and disrespectful.

Speaker 11 (19:08):
Don't speak to me like that.

Speaker 12 (19:10):
You talking about kicking I will kick yo in the wheelchair.
This seems to be the only language you understand is
me talking to you crazy. Since you talking to me
crazy is not coming down there. You stay in that stink.

Speaker 10 (19:25):
How about that?

Speaker 3 (19:27):
You heard me?

Speaker 12 (19:28):
I said, you stay in that snak.

Speaker 10 (19:29):
I'm not cleaning though. I've been trying to tell you
for the past five minutes, but you won't shut up
long enough to listen. I am not coming down there
to clean your Why not?

Speaker 12 (19:42):
I've been trying to tell you that is not my job.

Speaker 10 (19:45):
You dial the wrong number.

Speaker 11 (19:48):
I'm talking to you.

Speaker 12 (19:49):
Who are you talking to like that?

Speaker 10 (19:52):
We'll bring it on there.

Speaker 12 (19:53):
If you think you can get in your wheelchair and
make it down here to the nursery to whoop my
can come the hell owned listen?

Speaker 4 (20:00):
Well, you would take a message from it and give
it to somebody.

Speaker 10 (20:03):
What what's your what's your message?

Speaker 4 (20:05):
Write this down in e e.

Speaker 10 (20:10):
Uh what else? H uh huh uh huh dog what
Okay you got that part?

Speaker 3 (20:17):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (20:18):
I got that part?

Speaker 4 (20:18):
Okay?

Speaker 11 (20:19):
Gee?

Speaker 10 (20:20):
Ohm m Why what is that?

Speaker 4 (20:26):
What do it spell?

Speaker 11 (20:27):
I don't know what is it?

Speaker 10 (20:29):
Let's spell it up. I'm not feeling that.

Speaker 6 (20:31):
You tell me what it is?

Speaker 4 (20:33):
What does that say?

Speaker 10 (20:35):
Nephew taught me.

Speaker 4 (20:40):
Nephew, tell me there's his nephew Timmy from the Steve
Bolly Morning Show. Baby, you just got pragged by your
sister written Nita.

Speaker 10 (20:47):
Oh my god.

Speaker 4 (20:53):
Why you were sitting up there like what in the world?

Speaker 10 (20:57):
Yea, yeah, then you got me?

Speaker 11 (21:00):
You got me?

Speaker 4 (21:01):
Oh baby, I got you, I got you. I got
one question for you, though, what is what is the
baddest and I mean the baddest radio show in the land.

Speaker 12 (21:09):
It is the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 10 (21:13):
You got me?

Speaker 4 (21:13):
Good?

Speaker 1 (21:19):
And now you have it all right, nephew, thank you?

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it's not a new album. I'm so sorry because people
are waiting for that. Kendrick Lamar's bell bottoms from a
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Speaker 1 (22:21):
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Speaker 2 (22:21):
ROBERTA.

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Flack. We'll talk about that. She was eighty eight years old.

Speaker 9 (22:25):
That's all coming up at the top of the hour,
But right now it is time to ask the COLO,
our chief love Officer, Steve Harvey. All right, this is
from Monique in Summerville Summerfield. Monique writes, I'm almost six
feet tall and my man is my height when I'm
not wearing heels. He invited me to a red carpet event,

(22:46):
and he asked me not to wear heels. I don't
have a problem with his height, but he does. Should
I wear heels when I want to?

Speaker 8 (22:54):
I mean I think you should put Yeah, that's just
you know what that is a little insecurity, you know. Now,
she says she's six feet and they the same height.
When she don't wear a heel, she wear, he'll she
gonna step up on him. He needs he needs some
damn boots. Sound like to me, he need a wedge.
I'm him up there?

Speaker 2 (23:17):
What what he need? Tell me?

Speaker 6 (23:23):
What is that?

Speaker 13 (23:25):
You know where they they kind of ramped in the
back and you get a little more height, he'll.

Speaker 2 (23:31):
Be up really yeah, where you get there, mat See
that's at set up.

Speaker 1 (23:36):
He figured that out.

Speaker 6 (23:41):
Do it.

Speaker 2 (23:42):
I'll be five eleven sometimes, y'all.

Speaker 3 (23:44):
I do.

Speaker 2 (23:44):
I know what I know where to get him at
five eleven? Lord, he call him now five six two.
He's six and six two, flat footed. Put your boots on.
It gets strong over him. Yeah, he ain't got nothing
but nostril for you. After that, saying any boots.

Speaker 1 (24:07):
The experts saying he needs a wedge. Okay, Yeah, So
what say you?

Speaker 2 (24:13):
And I don't know, and I don't know how you
dressed this up like y'all on the red carpet. So
what do he do?

Speaker 1 (24:21):
He's maybe an actor?

Speaker 8 (24:23):
Well, then little man needs to just go on, just
go on and act and just gonna be fair. You
got tall girl. Ain't nothing wrong to the little man
on that red carpet. So whole bunch of them. I
see them all the time.

Speaker 1 (24:37):
Uh huh, Okay, it was the last time you saw
one on red car.

Speaker 2 (24:41):
On the red carpet.

Speaker 8 (24:42):
Well, I ain't been on red coppet in a long time,
but I stood next to Tom Cruise one time.

Speaker 2 (24:49):
Looked, you know the thing you got money, pim look
big on the camera. Done. He's been a little man
right there. He's by the same size as Money.

Speaker 1 (25:02):
Yeah, i've seen him in personally.

Speaker 2 (25:06):
But I'll tell you one thing though, Really really cool guy,
really really cool guy. All right.

Speaker 1 (25:13):
Moving on to Gina and Richmond.

Speaker 9 (25:15):
Gina writes, my boyfriend lives with me and we use
his place as an airbnb for extra income. Well, Friday,
he hung out with two girls that rented the place
and they took a picture and tagged him.

Speaker 1 (25:28):
He said, it's nothing. How did he just happen to
be out with him? What happened here?

Speaker 2 (25:36):
You mean, how he just happened to be out with him?

Speaker 1 (25:38):
Uh huh. They're running his air and b so I rbnb.

Speaker 8 (25:42):
So so I don't understand what her question is. How
did they just happen to be out? Yeah, well let's
start with yeah, did you ask him? Well, I mean,
but what what are we gonna do?

Speaker 2 (26:02):
You ain't give us or not him?

Speaker 8 (26:04):
Yeah, because see, we don't know what the situation was.
I don't know if they work together. I don't know
if they was at happy hour. I don't know if
it's coincidental, but it's mighty coincidental that the two chicks
you rent out your air and beach y'all somewhere party.

Speaker 2 (26:19):
Now, somebody got somebody number.

Speaker 9 (26:21):
He hung out with the two girls that rented the place.
That's that's all it says. That's all the evidence or
the explanation. That's the two girls, right.

Speaker 8 (26:37):
So they wanted to talk about the condition of the
house and asked, you know, could he come and explain
it to him?

Speaker 2 (26:44):
To lie down a cheefcake factory? How convenient?

Speaker 1 (26:50):
Yeah, so that's the lie. Okay, that's what you're going with.

Speaker 2 (26:57):
These cats who found up.

Speaker 1 (27:00):
Moving on.

Speaker 9 (27:01):
Well, we'll move on to Pinky then, Pinky out of
New Orleans. Pinky says, I had sex with a friend
in his car. He gave me a T shirt to
wear home. I kept the shirt and wore it to
brunch with jeans because it's a dope T shirt. I
got yelled at for wearing it. So how would his

(27:21):
wife knows his T shirt? Why is he tripping?

Speaker 2 (27:27):
Pinky?

Speaker 1 (27:28):
Come on, Pinky, Yeah, he wove her some geans.

Speaker 2 (27:35):
Yeah, because it's a dope T shirt.

Speaker 1 (27:37):
Yeah, to brunch. She wore to brunch, but he yelled
at her.

Speaker 2 (27:40):
He was mad, and oh he yelled at her.

Speaker 1 (27:44):
Yeah, he yelled at her.

Speaker 2 (27:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (27:47):
Because and then her next question is how would his
wife know that it was his T shirt? And why
is he tripping?

Speaker 8 (27:55):
How's all y'all have the same brunch? Where is this
story going? There's too many loopholes in this thing. Wait
a minute, Pinky, the hell going on?

Speaker 2 (28:08):
Take the shirt takes to the car first?

Speaker 1 (28:10):
Okay, first that now, y'all.

Speaker 2 (28:13):
At the brunch hollering here you got the T shirt
on four? Because I just I would. I'm just T shirt.
That's did you see my girl over here? I don't
think they were.

Speaker 3 (28:29):
I don't think that's I think she bore it out
and he found out and yelled at her to make
it seem like my wife could have could have seen
you with the rocking this shirt. I don't think they
were all eating brunch together in Well, let's.

Speaker 2 (28:43):
Get to the other problem.

Speaker 8 (28:46):
How hard at this section the car of their hair
where you had to take what the hell you had
on wear this damn T shirt? Y'all have got to
get the damn room somewhere with a closet where you
hang your stuff up.

Speaker 1 (29:02):
And was it just a T shirt that she had bottoms?
I mean, really, what's going on?

Speaker 2 (29:07):
Some got tore up in that damn car.

Speaker 1 (29:10):
Yeah, that's a lot, Pinky, that's a lot I can. Yeah,
that's what I was wanting you to stay, pinky, and
that's who it is to me.

Speaker 3 (29:21):
But she worried about the white he had the shirt,
But you sleeping with.

Speaker 8 (29:27):
That man that ain't even in the car. In the car,
all the rest of this is normal. What is he
hollering at me for a by.

Speaker 2 (29:35):
Wearing this T shirt?

Speaker 1 (29:37):
You're getting on my nerves? He my friend.

Speaker 2 (29:40):
We had some sex. His wife didn't even see us.

Speaker 8 (29:44):
I'm wed his damn shirt to a brunch and he's
gonna holler at me by some wearing this shirt because
his white.

Speaker 2 (29:49):
Could see me in this shirt.

Speaker 8 (29:53):
If the T shirt, say Jabari loves T shirt, didn't,
I understand the damn problem. If it's just one he
got an airbrush T shirt, youI loves T shirt.

Speaker 1 (30:05):
JII.

Speaker 9 (30:10):
All right, Phil, coming up at the top of the hour,
we will have some entertainment news for you.

Speaker 1 (30:16):
That's all right. After this you're listening hardy morning shows.
All right, Carla, what you got for us? All right, Shirley.

Speaker 3 (30:26):
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Speaker 2 (31:49):
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Speaker 3 (31:51):
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Speaker 1 (31:57):
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Speaker 10 (32:00):
All right?

Speaker 1 (32:01):
All right? Moving on, Turienna, thank you, you will? Thank you?

Speaker 2 (32:05):
All right?

Speaker 1 (32:06):
Moving on too, Rianna.

Speaker 9 (32:07):
Her fans are still upset because Rihanna is focused on
doing everything but giving them a new album and an
interview for Harper's Bizarre magazine. The cover story we redetailed
how important her fenty line of hair, skin, and beauty
products is to her, she said, I care because my
name is on it. I don't want she says. Rihanna says,

(32:30):
I don't want my name to represent anything that I
don't stand for. I want you to do furniture, home design.
I think I'll do wine later in my life because
I respect the art of it all. And we would
want to have our own family vineyards.

Speaker 1 (32:47):
So we're here for it. If Rihanna, here's a good question, though.

Speaker 9 (32:51):
If Rihanna does start a home design and decorpes business,
think about that. She's a billionaire already at thirty seven.
If you would have started another bus business, Uh, what
would you.

Speaker 1 (33:02):
Like to do?

Speaker 6 (33:02):
This?

Speaker 1 (33:02):
Home decor and furniture interest you at all? It's interesting,
that's cool.

Speaker 2 (33:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (33:08):
Let me say this though, If Rihanna does not or
Rihanna does not get in that studio, she got a problem.

Speaker 1 (33:13):
My daughter, Rianna. It's actually Rihanna. We've been saying.

Speaker 2 (33:23):
Well for me.

Speaker 8 (33:23):
I think it's absolutely genius because she's setting herself up
for not having to work and record music because I look, man,
it looks bad when you get real old and you
still trying to do what you used to do.

Speaker 2 (33:39):
But you don't look like you did when you did it.
It just don't look good man.

Speaker 8 (33:45):
And I think she's doing a smart thing by trying
to become a show her business accent.

Speaker 2 (33:51):
So I'm all for it.

Speaker 1 (33:53):
She don't herself.

Speaker 2 (33:55):
Yeah, I'm not gonna know it, nohow.

Speaker 1 (33:57):
And we're here for everything she does anyway.

Speaker 2 (34:00):
I didn't get it.

Speaker 4 (34:02):
Yet.

Speaker 1 (34:03):
No, No, we love her music. You do love her music.

Speaker 2 (34:06):
I didn't get the album before.

Speaker 1 (34:09):
Well, my daughter has all her albums.

Speaker 2 (34:11):
And she's like, yes, and I understand. And the person
I think she's super.

Speaker 1 (34:15):
Cool to me at Rihanna. I love everything about her.

Speaker 2 (34:19):
Yes, I love Rocky when he found out he wasn't
going to.

Speaker 1 (34:27):
Leap to his baker. All right, Okay, so moving on, Steve.

Speaker 9 (34:33):
Now, you've wanted skinny jeans to go out of style
for a long time. You've talked about that a while,
so it looks like you're being You're right. I mean,
you know somebody heard you, because they are being replaced
now by bell bottoms, you know, the trendy seventies Bell
bottoms or Flair jeans. They're back strong, and Kendrick Lamar
is getting the credit. He's we have to thank for that.

Speaker 2 (34:55):
That is not true.

Speaker 1 (34:57):
What what's true?

Speaker 2 (34:58):
That back bail a bout of jeans?

Speaker 1 (35:01):
Man, Well you're not performance at the super Bowl, and I'm.

Speaker 2 (35:05):
So good and sure return Louis, I can go. I
can show you the tied di ones I bought.

Speaker 1 (35:14):
Well, Kendrick is getting the credit for it.

Speaker 2 (35:17):
Well, that's not I don't know how they're doing it.

Speaker 9 (35:20):
Yeah, he wore a pair of those thirteen hundred dollars
flare jeans from Selene at the super Bowl.

Speaker 1 (35:26):
But here's the thing. If you get them, they won't
cost thirteen hundred dollars, no worries. All of the major yeah, yeah.

Speaker 9 (35:33):
From Selene designer Selene, Yeah, all the major retailers now
are selling their own version.

Speaker 13 (35:38):
You must can pee on yourself and them and you'll
still be good. The thirteen hunting.

Speaker 1 (35:42):
Are you crazy, Louis for time?

Speaker 5 (35:46):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (35:47):
Yeah they high to Yeah, what are you talking about?

Speaker 1 (35:51):
I'm like, what's the sticker? Shock about it?

Speaker 8 (35:55):
Shut up, don't worry because I've learned. I've learned from
my kids. Zara has them already. Come.

Speaker 1 (36:02):
The retailers are just like, yeah, not man, okay, all right,
we're switching gears here because finally some really sad news.
Legendary singer ROBERTA Flack has died. She was eighty eight.

Speaker 9 (36:18):
Miss Flack received a Lifetime Achievement Award at the Grammys
back in twenty twenty, and she was also the first
black female to win Record of the Year back to
back at the Grammys. Roberta Flax Timeless, hits, Killing Me Softly,
feel Like making Love?

Speaker 1 (36:31):
First time ever I saw your face. Oh my god,
the closer I get to you? Where is the love whoad?

Speaker 2 (36:41):
That was bad? Oh man? Yeah.

Speaker 1 (36:44):
Well, anyway, we're sending our condolences to the family of ROBERTA. Flax.
She will be missed. A lesgend for beautiful and hathaway.
Yeah yeah, yes, all right.

Speaker 9 (36:58):
Coming up at twenty minutes after the hour, we'll have
more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show right after this.

Speaker 1 (37:04):
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Speaker 9 (37:47):
An AI generated deep fake video of Donald Trump and
Elon Musk mysteriously appeared on every television screen inside the
US Department of Housing and Urban Development. We know it
has HUD of course, the headquarters in DC Monday morning.
I'm sure we all saw this. This was crazy.

Speaker 1 (38:04):
It's a bizarre video where uh, Donald Trump was either
kissing Elon Must's feet or Trump had must toes in
his mouth. Ew Uh.

Speaker 9 (38:17):
There have even been different reports the message long Live
the Real King was displayed on the King on the screen. Reportedly,
the message is a play on Trump's own words from
a post he did last week on truth Social It's
unclear how this AI video got into the HUD screens,
but it raises serious concerns about cybersecurity risks within government agencies.

Speaker 1 (38:39):
Why he fought all.

Speaker 8 (38:46):
Yeah, it's I'm telling you this relationship these days are numbered.

Speaker 1 (38:53):
Yeah you said that, what Yester?

Speaker 8 (38:54):
Just yes, yes, Uh, he's he's such a narciss non
Trump he's not going to allow us y'all them to
be talking about somebody better than him.

Speaker 13 (39:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (39:11):
But all he does is set himself up.

Speaker 6 (39:14):
Man.

Speaker 8 (39:14):
Here, here is Donald Trump's problem, his respect of money
and power overrules all judgment. He in bed with Poutin
now that we've never done that. And it's concerning from
a lot of Republicans to shut in their mouth. Who
gonna get us in some real trouble with foreign policy
because we're not allowed to vote on foreign policy that

(39:37):
you don't you don't get no vote or say so,
so they do what they want to do. This is
gonna damage America. That this whole thing. Man, and and
and then he's he's he's in bed with anybody that's
got money. That's why Elon Musk is there. He's sitting
up in there taking the same position as North Korea.

Speaker 2 (39:57):
When have we ever done that?

Speaker 6 (39:59):
Man?

Speaker 2 (40:00):
Yeah, these are dictators, both of them, both of them.

Speaker 8 (40:05):
Man, and and and that and and that ultimate power
that he reigns is so appealing to Donald Trump, and
that that that time covered with that crown on his head. Man,
let me tell you that he's sending somewhere dreaming of that.
And I just tell you, I tell people that family
feud every day on the commercial break, y'all.

Speaker 2 (40:22):
Buckle up.

Speaker 8 (40:23):
Man, If you're not a wealthy person, fasten your seat belts.
And I'm talking super wealthy, right, I wish I could sleep.

Speaker 1 (40:35):
Man, Crank does fly.

Speaker 3 (40:39):
You're right, you've talked about the super wealthy, and you
said if he win, it's gonna be all about the
rich people all of that.

Speaker 2 (40:47):
He will never change that. And he knows now there's
no re election unless he can get that constitution change.

Speaker 1 (40:52):
This.

Speaker 2 (40:52):
Dude is on the power trip, y'all, and it don't
include us.

Speaker 9 (40:56):
All right, guys, coming up, we'll play around if one
has to go after this. You're listening Hardy Morning Show.
We're gonna play around it. One has to go, guys.
Starting off with sex, food or lying. One has to
go sex food or lying.

Speaker 2 (41:14):
Food? Food?

Speaker 1 (41:15):
Yeah, food, Yeah, you both picked food.

Speaker 2 (41:20):
I drink I could drink my nutrition. Thank you.

Speaker 1 (41:24):
The food over lying.

Speaker 4 (41:29):
You know.

Speaker 2 (41:30):
Wow, we're gonna get some food and lie about that.

Speaker 1 (41:34):
Why you gotta lie about the food? What are you
lying about the food? They can't give up lying.

Speaker 2 (41:39):
We're supposed to eat it.

Speaker 1 (41:40):
Yeah, we can't give it lying.

Speaker 3 (41:41):
Oh, you're gonna lie about that. You can go on
to the next one because all right, I'm coming. Say
what you're saying and minute.

Speaker 4 (41:50):
All right.

Speaker 1 (41:50):
One has to go refrigerator, TV, toilet, refrigerator.

Speaker 2 (41:59):
And the toy.

Speaker 1 (42:00):
Let's stay because I do.

Speaker 2 (42:01):
I do them at the same time.

Speaker 8 (42:03):
Okay, I ain't never old my refrigerator while I was
sitting on a toilet that was.

Speaker 1 (42:10):
T M I okay, over sharing, Tommy.

Speaker 2 (42:13):
Yeah, that's a that's a combination in a TV and
Torlet go together.

Speaker 1 (42:21):
Refrigerator. Come on, last question.

Speaker 3 (42:25):
You didn't even need food, so yeah, you need the
refrigerator TV.

Speaker 2 (42:31):
That all right.

Speaker 1 (42:33):
One has to go lotion deodorant or beard or mustache dye?
Which one?

Speaker 2 (42:40):
Play it again?

Speaker 1 (42:42):
Lotion deodorant or the die for your beard or mustache.
If you use that, there's gonna be that beard. But
I'm gonna look a hunted though, I'm gonna look aunt.
What's that look on your face?

Speaker 2 (42:58):
Do you. I just I'm gonna let that lotion.

Speaker 1 (43:01):
Go as should be.

Speaker 2 (43:03):
Ashy Steve, look at it. There's the others till he
baby or.

Speaker 8 (43:13):
I mean, hey, hey, baby, all made a comeback because
they they got all inbout Puffy's house and so now
now they had time to replenish the supply. Baby all
back out there now by all you can get baby
ll you know bacon grease. My mom used to put
bacon grease on my lips on the way out the door. Yeah,

(43:34):
they're on the out the door. Now, we didn't have
the old school. She reaching that.

Speaker 2 (43:38):
Can't come in and get something on your lips because
they're gonna crack. Yeah, they're big. And if these crack,
it looked like a sidewalk. The sidewalk. Yeah, these were.

Speaker 8 (43:53):
If I hold them together and they cracking, huh, yeah,
it looked like like a sidewalk.

Speaker 2 (43:59):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (44:00):
Okay.

Speaker 8 (44:01):
One has a boy one time because he's in front
of some girls and he said, hey, man, give me
some chalk. Let's play hot stop on Bridday's mouth.

Speaker 1 (44:13):
All right, I can't laugh too much because I went
through that with my eyes. Similar with my eyes. Okay,
here we go. One has to go pizza, ice cream,
fried chicken.

Speaker 2 (44:24):
Yeah, I ain't getting up that ice cream. What let's
beat the pizza.

Speaker 1 (44:32):
You giving a pizza.

Speaker 2 (44:34):
I'm giving up the pizza.

Speaker 1 (44:35):
Oh, fried chicken. Got to have that chicken ship, got
you crazy ship wing a pizza, some wings, some chicken wings.

Speaker 2 (44:43):
I got to have a chicken.

Speaker 8 (44:45):
I do too, grill fried b don't hurt me, Nope,
I got to give up that pizza and that don't hurt.

Speaker 2 (44:57):
That's gonna hurt me. Man, No ice cream is out
the question.

Speaker 1 (45:04):
Yeah, I'm telling you ice cream and pizza for me.

Speaker 2 (45:06):
All right. I still swinging my feet when I meet
an ice cream.

Speaker 1 (45:11):
This is one of the best joys ever as a
kid growing.

Speaker 9 (45:14):
Yeah, all right, one has to go pet cat, pet tarantula,
or pet hamster.

Speaker 2 (45:21):
I can't stand cats, man.

Speaker 1 (45:23):
I can't stand none of them. They can rode it
a hamster.

Speaker 9 (45:32):
Yeah all right, all right, speaker stress shoes slides. If
we have time, Harry flies, okay, all right, yeah all right,
Coming up next, the Nephew and the Frank Phone call

(45:53):
for today.

Speaker 1 (45:54):
Right after this, you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 9 (46:00):
Coming up at about four minutes after the hour it's
my strawberry letter for today, and the subject is I
can't see past his shortcomings. We'll get into that, find
out exactly what that's all about.

Speaker 2 (46:11):
Short, I heard short.

Speaker 1 (46:17):
All right, we'll get.

Speaker 9 (46:19):
Into it in just a few because right now it
is time for the nephew and today's prank phone call
what you got for his nest?

Speaker 13 (46:25):
Well, some of these parents, they bring their kids to
the school, they drop them off, you know. Yeah, today's
title is nappy half nappy half. Yeah, yeah, I just
gotta call it aut I gotta call it. I gotta
call it for what it is. You know, your daughter
hair is nappy? Okay, and it's it's her appearance at
the school. I'm just sorry. We got to call another
parent and let them know how I feel about your

(46:48):
daughter's hair.

Speaker 2 (46:49):
I see her at the school. We got through somebody
this half.

Speaker 1 (46:51):
She can't help. That's a texture for hair.

Speaker 2 (46:54):
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

Speaker 13 (46:55):
We're not doing that. Hell, we're here this school, at
this school. Okay, let's go cat dog nap half.

Speaker 11 (47:01):
Hello.

Speaker 6 (47:02):
Hello, I'm trying to get Francis. This is she, Hey, Francis,
how you doing. My name is Darryl. Our kids they
go to together. Oh yeah, yeah, your daughter's Kaitlyn right, Yes, okay,
my son is DJ Dale Junior. They I think I
may have met you at the beginning of the school year.
You remember meeting me, Daryl Dell.

Speaker 11 (47:21):
Oh, I met a lot of people. But I'm sorry,
I can't place you right now.

Speaker 6 (47:24):
Okay, I no problem. Hey, listen, I was getting a call.
You know, there's only a handful of black kids at
the school, you know, being a private school and all,
and we, the black parents, we all got together and
had a meeting a couple of nights ago.

Speaker 11 (47:40):
Okay, you said, all the black parents.

Speaker 2 (47:42):
Okay, I wasn't there.

Speaker 11 (47:43):
Why wasn't I called?

Speaker 6 (47:44):
Uh, well, we actually had a meeting about your daughter, Kaitlyn.

Speaker 11 (47:48):
Well what about Kayln? Is she is there a problem
at school that she's cleaning or something? I don't even
know about what's going on with Well?

Speaker 6 (47:56):
Actually were you know, we feel privileged to be you know,
you know, like I said, there's only a handful of blacks,
and we try to carry ourselves in a dignified way,
our presence, our attitude, the way we handle ourselves. And
you know, Kayla's doing very good in school from what
I understand and very nice with all the rest of
the kids. She's getting along. That's not the problem. What
we're trying to get is the grooming of Kaitlin. You know,

(48:20):
Kaylyn has these braids, and what we were trying to
do is get you know, we had a meeting about it.
We want to hold on, hold on.

Speaker 11 (48:28):
Did you just say her grooming something wrong with her grooming?

Speaker 6 (48:32):
Well, it's not necessarily her clothing, of course, you know,
the kids were the uniforms, but the braids. You know,
we want to represent ourselves with a lot of dignity.
The way we carry ourselves. We want to be, you know,
pretty much nice and clean, spitting polished. We would really
prefer for her hair was straight and opposed to being
braided up, you know, the union that kind of gives

(48:54):
off a ghetto type of look to it, and that's
what we're trying to avoid.

Speaker 11 (48:58):
Are you crazy? It's something wrong with you you. First
of all, how the hell you get my numb If
you couldn't call me for the meeting, why are you
calling me nothing?

Speaker 6 (49:07):
Well, like I said, man, the meaning was to get
the general consensus on where all the parents feel in
the same way about your daughter. And her braids. You know,
we're just trying to keep everything class here. When it
comes to the blacks that attendant school, there's only ten
of us, you know, ten children attending.

Speaker 11 (49:22):
I tell you what you can attend, you could. What
you can attend is to is it on hanging up
in your trace? You tell the parents, all of them
for me. Y'all can go straight and hit rock bottom
out of hell talking about my child and her braids.
Her braids are ethnic, they're nice. She is wearing brooms.
And I don't know how in the hell you got
my telephone number. But tell all the parents for me,

(49:44):
the kids to crack of mine. You know what.

Speaker 6 (49:46):
Listen, First of all, I don't like the way that
you're talking to me. Okay, I carry myself with class,
with dignity. I'm spitting polish man.

Speaker 4 (49:53):
I wanted to.

Speaker 6 (49:56):
Subject you call me, yeah, acting just as ghetto as
her hairstyle.

Speaker 11 (50:02):
And let me say something real gatto to your Okay,
you and all parents can hit rocks some out of hell.
Don't call me no more.

Speaker 3 (50:10):
We know like this.

Speaker 11 (50:11):
This is ignorant. I'm far beyond this.

Speaker 6 (50:14):
My child is well groomed.

Speaker 11 (50:16):
She is going to go to school. As a matter
of fact, as much money as it costs to go
there to y'all should have been meeting on how we
can get together and pay the tuition. How about that?

Speaker 6 (50:25):
Are you trying to sit here and tell me that
you've got a problem taking her brains down and wearing
her hair straight so she can look a lot more
classy than what she looks right now. It's a pathetic
look that she's having right now.

Speaker 11 (50:35):
You know what I don't. What's your hair look like?
Take a picture of your self and send it to me,
texted to me. Since you get fokes phone numbers and
give it to you, Take a picture of yourself and
text it to me. I bet you you looked like
who would have thought it? My daughter's braids are gonna
stay up for the rest of the years. As a
matter of fact, we ain't gonna even rebrate it. It's
gonna stay that way. So it could be matted and

(50:55):
represent that's what we're gonna do.

Speaker 6 (50:57):
Francis, listen, I don't want to argue. I just want
to call and see if we could actually, you know,
come to a medium on this. Do you think that
there's a possibility that I mean, when I'm I'm picking
up DJ tomorrow after school. Would it would it be
all right if I picked up little Kayla and brought
her home and let my wife do our hair?

Speaker 3 (51:17):
Please?

Speaker 11 (51:18):
I wish he would pick my s thought up and
see what the hell I do. I'm gonna call my
husband him to come over your house and whoop your
after he breaks yo, I wish you would pick up
my door. I'll call the police on As a matter
of fact, you're gonna have to call the police on
me and my usband Steward and see what happens.

Speaker 8 (51:38):
Ma'am.

Speaker 6 (51:38):
I'm just trying to get some class here. That's all
we wanted. We're not wanting to fight with you. It's
just the blacks here. We think that we want a
little bit more classy look of the way we are. Groom.
That's the only thing we're looking for.

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Only person who's gonna be taking the classes. And when
we get to whoop, you're gonna be taking the class?
How about that?

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Speaker 11 (51:57):
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Uh? Uh, that's that's that's that's that's not that's not
really what my name is.

Speaker 11 (52:20):
But that's what told me when you first called me.
What is your real name?

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My name is my name? My real name is Tommy Thomas. No, no,
my last name either.

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Do you know? My name is Tommy nephew Tommy from
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it don't take for two and a half he said,

(53:18):
you right, Oh, may calm down, man. Let me ask
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You know it's in Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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Speaker 9 (55:54):
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and hold on time.

Speaker 2 (56:16):
We got it for you here. It is Strawberry letter.

Speaker 9 (56:19):
Thank you if you subject. I can't see past his shortcomings,
Dear Stephen Shirley. I met a man online back in October.
He's moved to my city and he got a job transfer.
My mother lives with me and I had five year
old twins, so he got his own apartment. We spend
all of our time there because my house is hectic

(56:40):
at times. My mom is a great cook and she
sold hot lunches for years from the house. My boyfriend
has only been to my house once and my mom
said he was acting bougie and he kept looking around
my kitchen and on the floor like the house was
not clean.

Speaker 1 (56:56):
I didn't get that from him at hall.

Speaker 9 (56:57):
He has made a comment or two about things I
could improve, but that's only after I told him I
wanted to upgrade a few things around the house. When
we're at his place, it's like a different world. It's
less chaotic, and he makes sure it's clean at all times.
The only problem is that I hate the way he kisses,
and he is smaller than I expected him to be.

(57:20):
I don't think I can look past his shortcomings. I
can pretty much guarantee that he'll never cheat on me,
because no other woman would want that. I was talking
to my mom and my aunt about my boyfriend's shortcomings,
and my mom agreed that it's hard to be with
someone that doesn't satisfy you sexually. My aunt jumped into
the conversation and she told me that I have a

(57:42):
lot of nerve to judge that man when I'm in
a nasty home with twins that I can't say, that
can't say they're ABC's and they're five years old. We
all laughed. Then I realized that he might be judging
me too. Is that why he won't come over to
my house? And he said that he's not ready to commit.
Should I tell him what I hate about him and

(58:04):
then ask him what he hates about me?

Speaker 1 (58:06):
Or would that mess things up? Mess what things up?
That's my question.

Speaker 9 (58:12):
Didn't you just say you don't like the way he
kisses and you can't get past his shortcomings? That is
major in any relationship. The only way you can mess
things up is if you really want this guy. So
which one is it? And let me say this. If
your house is nasty and messy and all that, no,
he's not coming over there. He's already been over there

(58:32):
and he saw what he needed to see. You say
your house is hectic at times, that's how you put it.
Please do not confuse hectic with nasty, because no one
likes a nasty house, especially.

Speaker 7 (58:45):
A man.

Speaker 9 (58:46):
And no one likes a nasty house except the people
that are nasty. Okay, I'm just going to say it
like that. You say no other woman would want him
because he's small, but you want him, whether you admit
it or not. I think this is what i've I
think you need to talk to your aunt because she
evidently knows and feels a certain way about all of this.

Speaker 1 (59:06):
Your kids included, what does she say?

Speaker 9 (59:08):
They're five years old and they can't say they're ABC's
so again, before you start blaming or shaming him for
his so called shortcomings, you need to get yourself together
and clean up your house, because, in spite of all
your protests and criticism about him, you like this guy Steve.

Speaker 2 (59:27):
Who Lord, I don't know how much trouble I'm gonna
get in for this letter. A lot.

Speaker 1 (59:36):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (59:40):
How to do this letter without, so you know what,
I tell you what I'm gonna do. I'ma just go
and do the letter. Yeah, my way.

Speaker 8 (59:50):
Anything that y'all find unacceptable, inappropriate, wrong terminology. I'm asking
for your forgiveness in the wor birds of most women.
I would rather ask for your forgiveness than for your permission.

Speaker 2 (01:00:07):
So here we go. I met a man online. He
moved your city. They moved down there.

Speaker 8 (01:00:14):
Now you live with your mama and you got five
year old twins, So he got his own apartment. Y'all
spend all your time at his apartment because your house
is hectic at all times.

Speaker 2 (01:00:30):
Now here what she tried to fix up? Fix up
the hectic.

Speaker 8 (01:00:34):
My mom's a great cook and she has sold hot
lunches for years from the house.

Speaker 2 (01:00:39):
See right here. What you're trying to tell us it
is that this kitchen you finish.

Speaker 8 (01:00:44):
Described to us has been more like a fast food restaurant. Yes, now,
that's what you're trying to set us up for because
your mama, your mama, she sold hot lunches for years
from the house.

Speaker 2 (01:01:00):
You don't do it no more.

Speaker 8 (01:01:01):
My boyfriend has been to my house once, and your
mama said he was acting all bullshy because he kept
looking around my kitchen and on the floor like the
house wasn't clean, you know, damn well in they ain't
no man over your house looking round at nothing. We
looking around and observing what is all this?

Speaker 2 (01:01:21):
We see?

Speaker 1 (01:01:22):
Why is this pot in the middle.

Speaker 2 (01:01:24):
Of this floor?

Speaker 8 (01:01:26):
Hey, nobody whed this spaghetti sauce off the backsplash of
this stove. And ain't no spaghetti on this stove. Ain't
nobody done the dishes in here? What is all the
tars in his damn flow with this food on it?
Who ain't in that baby chair and didn't wipe it off?

(01:01:47):
That's what your boyfriend is in that door because it's hectic. Now,
she said, I didn't get that from him at all.
Now he made a comment or two about things I
can improve. Hell yeah, he and that trying to tell
you something. But that's only after I told him I
wanted to upgrade a few things around the house. Baby,
so far the house. You describe it right here and

(01:02:08):
take mold of a couple of them. I thank you mama, Das,
that's what I think. I thank your mama, dasked. I
thank your mama. Been in there instill act she turning
out the kids' meals like she turned out.

Speaker 2 (01:02:22):
Them hot lunches. She sold faulty meals. When I come back,
we're gonna get into the part that could land me
in the most trouble.

Speaker 1 (01:02:31):
Okay, Steve pray mast Yes, we'll have part two.

Speaker 9 (01:02:35):
Of your response coming up at twenty three minutes after
the hour. Today's Strawberry Letters subject I can't see past
his shortcomings.

Speaker 1 (01:02:43):
We'll get back into it right after this.

Speaker 2 (01:02:48):
All right, let's go. Come on, Shirley, what you got?

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Speaker 9 (01:03:26):
Now, all right, come on, Steve, let's recap today's Strawberry letter.
The subject is I can't see past his shortcoming.

Speaker 8 (01:03:32):
Now, the reason that Tyler this letter exists, y'all, is
because she got a couple of problems with this man.
But before we get to the problem with the man,
she just described the page full of problems herself. The
man transferred minimal line transferred to her city, but he
got an apartment. They spend all their time over the

(01:03:53):
apartment because of how she live in her Mama, leah.
Then we're gonna find out a little bit later on
that she got to eat twins how full of people.
And the man only been over there one time and
he was looking around like all on the floor like
something was wrong. Now, Mama think he bougy because he
like a clean house. Why is it that you got
to be bugy because you like a clean house. But anyway, now,

(01:04:19):
she also set it up with her mama used to
sell hot lunches. Well, two things about this statement. She
used to sell hot lunches. Obviously, don't nobody want them? No,
damn mom, Because not only is your mama nasty, your
mama can't cook. You say she a great cook, but

(01:04:41):
she outed a hot lunch selling vests. Now, your boyfriend
had been over there. He don't like it, and he
made a couple of comments about some things you are
to improve because you told him you want to upgrade
something around the house. Now, she said, when we're at
his place, it's a whole different world. It's less chaotic
cause ain't nobody over there, and he makes sure he's

(01:05:02):
clean at all times. Tada, Most people like a clean house. Sorry,
that ain't a magic trick. The only problem is I
hate the way he kisses, and he's smaller than I
expected him to be. Well, now here we go. That

(01:05:25):
explains the really clean house. You can't be small to
have nasty his house too. You're not gonna get nobody.
You at least got to get him over to the
house and make him feel comfortable because everything else is
to go downhill as it is. And you don't like
the way he kiss, well, kissing ain't his problem. See

(01:05:46):
what he can't do is put a whole lot of
tongue in your mouth. You see what I'm saying, Because
he got another problem. See he's small, So what he
can't do it's put a lot of tongue in your mouth. Really,
because now the compassons it's just too much, Okay, And

(01:06:13):
I can't look past the shortcomings because I can pretty
much guarantee he'll never cheat on me, because no other
woman would won't that. I was talking to my mom
and my aunt about my boyfriend's shortcomings, and my mom
agreed that it's hard to be with somebody that don't
satisfy you such it Okay, I understand that, but now

(01:06:34):
let's take it to the next level. My aunt jumped
into the conversation, told me, you got a lot of
nerve judging that man. When I'm in a nasty home,
your aunt, know that your mama nasty. Your aunt know
just like the boyfriend who was accused of being bullshy
from looking around the house.

Speaker 2 (01:06:52):
Know the stuff always be on the floor. And here
go the part.

Speaker 8 (01:06:57):
You at home with twins that can't say the ABC's
and they fired, and hig goes problem in the whole level.
You got these little dumb ass kids sitting up in
this house five years old.

Speaker 2 (01:07:08):
They little dumb ass can't say the ABC's.

Speaker 8 (01:07:12):
Because y'all got them in there on the house on
a cleaning committee. Now what you need They need to
learn how to do something, cause I know goodn't hell well, five,
you supposed to be able to say a b ced.
I know you supposed to be aby I had twins.
I've been five, and even my dumb ass could say

(01:07:34):
ABC and study while I was saying to ABC took
me forever. Now you got these your little dumb ass
kids sitting up in your house. Now your house nasty.
Your babies is done. You're sitting up here. Your mama trifle,
she'd have got put out there hot lunch selling business.

(01:07:55):
They up all night them kids is horngry because the
kids don't That's why your kids are stupid, because they
don't like their lunches. These kids are struggling enough at
the school. How many problems do we have in schools
across the country Because the kids are going to school,

(01:08:16):
are trying to learn, and they hungry. That's why we
had these school lunch programs. Your kids need to be
on a school lunch program because they can't eat their
grandmama's food. They kids are stupid. I don't think y'all
gonna stay together. And then you're talking about you don't

(01:08:36):
like the way he kissed. I done told you. This
man he got another problem because he's small, so he
can't put a whole lot of tongue in your mouth.

Speaker 1 (01:08:46):
He can't do it when you said that the first time.

Speaker 2 (01:08:49):
But I want people to understand because he can't do
that because he can't have.

Speaker 8 (01:08:53):
You messed up expecting some most stuff because it ain't
finish happen that he just didn't here. Now, Now, you
didn't know nothing when his friends was calling him, you
know how to molly.

Speaker 2 (01:09:07):
You ain't hear it. You ain't with the friends called
tick tack.

Speaker 8 (01:09:11):
This friend this is his friends because you know black dudes,
give you nickname that's appropriate, you know, Vianna.

Speaker 2 (01:09:18):
You know, just little little stuff like that, all right.

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through March. These are things that you cannot go to
the restaurant and order. You cannot order these things because
the price is just astronomical. Okay, I'm just letting y'all know.
So y'all get ready, and I already found out what

(01:10:40):
the price is up. I'm litz. I'm listening eighty dollars
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French toads. You know, in order to make French toads,
you got to use what a French toast right now?

(01:11:04):
Twenty seven ninety nine for French toaes. I'm just letting
you know. Wow, now, Uncle Steve, this this one, this
one gonna hit home for you. Eggnog is one hundred
and fifty dollars a cordon. I'm just helly, that's out
what you say, see hey on no eggnog one I
called it. I called the Chinese restaurant egg roll for

(01:11:26):
two of them, for the forty dollars. That's twenty dollars
per egg rolls and sparted out. Also egg fool young
than to.

Speaker 1 (01:11:34):
How much for that high?

Speaker 2 (01:11:37):
They don't even put that on the menu.

Speaker 6 (01:11:38):
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Speaker 3 (01:11:40):
Is I.

Speaker 2 (01:11:43):
Can I can?

Speaker 13 (01:11:43):
I can?

Speaker 8 (01:11:44):
I say something that you ain't gonna make calling on
if y'all are paying attention no more but cake battle
chaulf in the taste difference, it's gonna be trifle.

Speaker 2 (01:11:57):
Egg I don't I've never ordered just before.

Speaker 13 (01:12:00):
I'm sure y'all have egg benedict, egg benedictt that's our Yeah,
that's seventy five hours, come seventy five douts.

Speaker 2 (01:12:08):
II. Anyway, I have a new thousand dollars item that's
on the menu. Now, what is that? Tish?

Speaker 1 (01:12:16):
A whole pie?

Speaker 2 (01:12:17):
One thousand dollars right now?

Speaker 13 (01:12:27):
They normally serve these about four as an appetizer, normally
about four, right, They probably normally be around twelve, between
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two dous devile legs, eighty two douars.

Speaker 1 (01:12:43):
Do we still have egg money?

Speaker 2 (01:12:45):
Steed, they didn't cook the devil out them eggs. I'm
just taking well.

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let's buy all of them.

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Speaker 9 (01:13:18):
Yes, I love it. All right, guys, thank you. Coming
up at the top of the hour, Steve and dad
needs some advice. He has three daughters. He hates the
way his girls dress. We'll get into it right after this.
You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (01:13:32):
All right, Steve.

Speaker 9 (01:13:32):
This one's from Marcella's in high Point. He says, I
have three daughters and I have clothes for them to
wear when they are at my house. They are fifteen, twelve,
and ten. I don't like any of the clothes my
ex wife lets them wear. Everything is short, tight, and cheap.
My girls have sweats, dresses, jeans, and everything else at
my house. My ex wife said, I'm too closed minded

(01:13:54):
when it comes to raising our girls. I just don't
want my girls objectified and cheap clothes that aren't complimentary
to their growing bodies. My girls don't seem to mind.
But do I owe them an explanation? That's what he
wants to know.

Speaker 2 (01:14:07):
Mar Well, yeah, I think you do.

Speaker 8 (01:14:09):
I think it's important for a father to tell a
girl how men perceive them, how men think of them.
How men use them, how men take advantage of them,
what all boys want. You gotta have this conversation with
your daughters, and that has been missing in the world
for a lot of young girls who grow up without

(01:14:29):
their dad and wind up looking for love in the
wrong places and not knowing what true love looks like
and how to value theyself because they've never seen a
man value them before. So you, as a father, is
your job and obligation to show your daughters the real value,
and the best way to do it is how you
treat they mother. You know now you and you and
your ex wife ain't together. But it wasn't cause you.

(01:14:51):
You you abused her. You know, y'all just wasn't good together.
But you love your daughters and you don't want them
being objects of men's They and they're young. Man ten
twelve fifteen. Man, Yeah, bruh, don't give up the fight.
Keep talking to him, Keep talking to him. Now, they
don't make some mistakes, but just keep talking to him.

(01:15:15):
That's all right, that's all right.

Speaker 1 (01:15:17):
Great advice, Steve, Great advice.

Speaker 8 (01:15:19):
Because I've had had this conversation with all of them. Yeah, yeah,
I got what's in style, I got what they went
out here. But let me tell you how men look
at y'all. Yeah, all men look at y'all this way?

Speaker 9 (01:15:32):
Okay, all right, I love it. This one's from Tyra
and Saint Louis. She says, I got a call from
a female that said, my husband is messing with her sister.
I told her what's done in the dark will come
out in the light, and she hung up on me.
She texted me yesterday to tell me that her sister
was out with my husband again. But my husband was
on the couch sleep. How do I find out who's

(01:15:54):
playing on my phone? Is this something I should investigate?

Speaker 1 (01:15:58):
Or should I ignore the woman?

Speaker 8 (01:16:00):
Well, listen, if you, first of all, you need to
block her, and then if she talking about your husband
doing this with your husband and on the count, so
she's lying, right, So now, don't let nobody get a
wedge in your mass. It ain't there, and whatever her
motive is, don't let it affect you.

Speaker 2 (01:16:21):
I don't.

Speaker 8 (01:16:22):
You can investigate it a lot of ways. I'm not
going to tell it to you on the air, But
there's so many things you can do. That's cybersecurity stuff
out there that's amazing.

Speaker 2 (01:16:33):
That's I had a wrong damn number.

Speaker 6 (01:16:36):
You know.

Speaker 8 (01:16:40):
A person, lady, don't don't. Don't get caught up in
that block her. Ignore that, you know.

Speaker 1 (01:16:46):
Yeah that's easy. Yeah, yeah, because this is terrible. You know,
she's trying to break this family up. I don't like that.

Speaker 3 (01:16:57):
Get that Life three sixty app. You'll know where he is, Okay,
Like I just saw that on forty eight hours, your
favorite show Man.

Speaker 8 (01:17:11):
They got this dude called up because father said, my
son did not hurt anybody.

Speaker 2 (01:17:16):
He said, We got this three sixty app.

Speaker 8 (01:17:19):
And that app tells you where your vehicle is, yes,
how fast it was going, the route it took, Yes,
if it stops, how long it stopped.

Speaker 2 (01:17:30):
Everything.

Speaker 1 (01:17:31):
I'm just gonna tell you, fellas, it does all that. Yeah,
team driver, so you know, yeah, fellas, I'm just trying
to tell you fellas.

Speaker 2 (01:17:40):
Don't get on that app. Though you're gonna have to
explain everything. See. The beautiful thing about that app.

Speaker 1 (01:17:50):
With me is I don't drive, so oh so you
don't really?

Speaker 3 (01:17:54):
Yeah, Peel, if you have the app and you don't
drive and you're in the car, can still do a report.

Speaker 1 (01:18:02):
Oh stick with me, all right? Thanks guys.

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It is time now for a round of would you rather?
Would you rather work out with your wife?

Speaker 9 (01:20:40):
Oh that's nice, work out with your wife, or work
out by yourself, you know, work workout?

Speaker 2 (01:20:46):
Yeah, or I don't mind.

Speaker 1 (01:20:48):
Oh that's sweet, guys, I like it.

Speaker 9 (01:20:50):
Would you rather, as an appetite TiSER, would you rather
Mazrelli sticks or loaded potato skins?

Speaker 2 (01:20:57):
Which would you rather?

Speaker 1 (01:20:59):
Both? The old eight?

Speaker 2 (01:21:04):
Three of them? Three of the of them?

Speaker 6 (01:21:06):
Right?

Speaker 2 (01:21:08):
What if we picking for? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:21:11):
I ether one of them in a long time time, Yeah,
a long time all right.

Speaker 9 (01:21:17):
Would you rather walk through a safari in Africa? Walk
through a safari in Africa? Or row a boat in
the ocean?

Speaker 2 (01:21:26):
Oh no, I'm not rowing no boat?

Speaker 1 (01:21:29):
So you can killed or killed or killed?

Speaker 2 (01:21:33):
We played golf in Africa? Was damn closer. Yeah, you know,
I think that's more of a white What if I
don't really? You know, I really?

Speaker 8 (01:21:46):
If you to do a walking safari in Africa? Man,
you something that's too much? The intensity? Man, you got
to be ready. Now you can't see them.

Speaker 1 (01:21:56):
Animals, but they can see you.

Speaker 2 (01:21:58):
They can see you.

Speaker 8 (01:21:59):
You gotta understand the majority of the stuff out there.
In order to eat, they got to kill something there.

Speaker 1 (01:22:06):
No truck coming through with feed bro no man, So
for future reference, this is a white Would you rather nobody.

Speaker 2 (01:22:15):
And I'm not rowing out in the oceans? Well just
spit they.

Speaker 1 (01:22:19):
Out last week?

Speaker 2 (01:22:22):
Yeah, just last week.

Speaker 8 (01:22:24):
Well, me falling on top of boats out there, well,
watching that a whole damn well, and fell on the
damn boat now man.

Speaker 2 (01:22:31):
While we out here.

Speaker 1 (01:22:35):
But he was filming everything.

Speaker 8 (01:22:36):
Yeah, they had that white girl that was on her
surfboard and h was surrounded by Ouca whales. Yeah, let
me tell you something. That girl was talking to Jesus.
She was talking to Jesus. I fell sorry for her,
man because she was talking to Jesus.

Speaker 2 (01:22:59):
And the Lord heard.

Speaker 1 (01:23:02):
Amen, thank you again? All right?

Speaker 9 (01:23:05):
Would you rather uh it get dark at five pm forever?
Or would you rather the sun never go down? Which one?

Speaker 2 (01:23:14):
Come on with that dog at five pm? Be midnight
and daylight? Oh like that?

Speaker 1 (01:23:21):
That's too much.

Speaker 2 (01:23:22):
I drive myself crazy. Pull the shades down, man, My
mass be doing the most.

Speaker 9 (01:23:31):
Would you rather un a woman a bad attitude or
ugly toes and feete?

Speaker 2 (01:23:39):
Okay the brain bad attitude on? You come with that
bad attitude, I'm gonna leave. You'll ask them.

Speaker 9 (01:23:47):
All right, guys, that's today's rounded. Would you rather coming
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All right, guys, here we are last break of the
day on this Wednesday. Yes it's Wednesday. Yeah it is Wednesday. Yeah, okay,
ump day. Yeah, Yes, it's been a great day. Thank
you all for listening. We appreciate your business always, Emity, we.

Speaker 2 (01:24:46):
Appreciate your ben there for the last twenty some years.

Speaker 1 (01:24:50):
Yeah, loyallesteness man's a blessing man.

Speaker 2 (01:24:53):
It is damn glad. It ain't got nothing to do
with this. Damn, Joe's.

Speaker 8 (01:25:00):
Be quiet, hey, my closes. The remarks today is a
bit of encouragement just about responsibility. I understand that responsibility
can be daunting at times, but have you ever thought
about looking at it like this, How great and how

(01:25:27):
wonderful it has to be when the responsibilities get a
bit much that you still have the capability of handling them.
I know it's tough, but you were equipped for it.
You've survived it so many times. You are wonderfully made.

(01:25:50):
God has strengthened you and favored you and graced you
and got you in this position. Sometimes you know, you're
the one in the family that everybody go to with
all the problems, all they requests, and I know it
gets on your nerves, and I know you want to go. Man,
I wish they would call somebody else. But let me
ask you this though, Ain't it better to be the

(01:26:12):
one that's being called than the one that has to call?
I would rather be the lender than the borrower. And
I know it gets on your nerves. I know you do,
because many of you all listening to others, the ones
in your family that climbed the corporate letter that got
the position down at the post office, that worked to
save your money, that managed to put your retirement money up,

(01:26:35):
that has managed to go to work and accumulate some money.
And we all got them relatives, man, that just don't
get it. They just don't get it. That seemed like
they ain't trying to do no better. And every time
they get in a hole here they come, Hey, brouh
can you man? Can you help me out?

Speaker 2 (01:26:57):
Hey?

Speaker 8 (01:26:58):
Let me holler at you know you got it. Hey,
look man, I've been I just got into myself in
a little position over and over and.

Speaker 2 (01:27:07):
Over and over. And you want to go, hey, man,
when are you gonna stop doing this to yourself?

Speaker 8 (01:27:15):
And it gets to be a bit much. But man,
think about it, y'all. Ain't it a blessing to be
the one that you turned out to be. You may
not be have reached all your goals yet and gotten
exactly where you want to be, But man, ain't you
better off than you were? Ain't you better off than most?

(01:27:36):
And I know I've said this before that comparison is
the biggest thief of joy. Comparison is the biggest thief
of joy, But it can also be a reminder of
how far you've come, how well you've done, how the

(01:27:58):
sacrifices you've made have paid off.

Speaker 2 (01:28:01):
I would rather be the loner than the borrower. And
as daunting as that can be, it's a really, really
good position.

Speaker 8 (01:28:12):
And every now and there, man, I have to remind
myself that to whom much is given, much is required.
That's true of you, because it's all relative. See quit
talking about who rich and who ain't. It's a lot
of ways to be rich, rich in spirit, rich in family,
rich in health, rich and joy, rich in peace, rich

(01:28:37):
in just contentment. Man, it's so many people just not content.
That's a beautiful place to be in. And you've made
all the sacrifices to get yourself to where you are,
and be thankful for that. Man. You know, we got
to show compassion to those less fortunate. And I understand

(01:28:58):
that being responsible for me has been one of my
greatest honors. I am grateful to God Almighty that he
made me responsible. I am grateful to God Almighty that
he put it all on me. I accept the fact

(01:29:21):
that I am the one that he chose. I don't
know why he picked me, but I'm so glad he did.
You may not know why he picked you, but ain't
you glad he did. You may not understand how you
made it this far looking back on all you went through,

(01:29:44):
But ain't you glad?

Speaker 5 (01:29:45):
Though?

Speaker 8 (01:29:47):
Ain't you glad that God showed you this much grace
and this much favor? You Remember when they wrote you off?
Remember when everybody was talking about you. Remember when you
was the hot topic. Remember all that. Remember when you
came into work and they was laughing you. Remember when
you were sitting over there and your cubicle, just trying
to do your job and you could hear them mummering.

Speaker 2 (01:30:08):
But all look at you.

Speaker 6 (01:30:09):
Now.

Speaker 2 (01:30:10):
You got through it, didn't you. That's because God is good. Man.
God is full of favor, and I appreciate it.

Speaker 8 (01:30:18):
And sometimes as daunting as being responsible gets, I'm so
glad He made me who I am because there ain't
nobody nobody I want to be other than me. Because
I'm gonna tell you something, Man. You might be looking
at somebody talking about man, I wish.

Speaker 2 (01:30:36):
That was me. But you really don't know what's behind
that curtain. Man, It's some ugly stuff behind the facades
that some people putting on. Learn how to be content
with who you are be thankful every day for the
person you've turned out to be and the person you're
going to be, because it's a process. If you do that,

(01:30:58):
you'll enjoy your life a little bit better. I was
talking to myself today. I hope you got some out
of those.

Speaker 8 (01:31:05):
Are my closing remarks today. Hey, y'all talk to God today.
He would absolutely love to hear from you, and he
ain't gonna be mad because.

Speaker 9 (01:31:12):
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