Re-Gifting, Ask The CLO, Junior's Raggedy-Ass Poem, Parasites, and more! - 12.11.24

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Today show is pre recorded.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Y'all know what time y'all don't know y'all.

Speaker 1 (00:09):
All after all.

Speaker 3 (00:13):
Given them back a million bus boozy.

Speaker 4 (00:22):
Oh yeah, listening to.

Speaker 1 (00:26):
Show, I don't joy? Yeah, joy, you got to use that.

Speaker 5 (01:06):
Love turn. You gotta turn.

Speaker 6 (01:31):
I got to.

Speaker 1 (01:41):
Turn the mouth turn. Probably got to turn mouth.

Speaker 2 (01:46):
Turn the water of the money.

Speaker 6 (01:48):
Up, come.

Speaker 2 (01:58):
Come out, you think I sure will?

Speaker 1 (02:03):
Good morning everybody.

Speaker 4 (02:05):
You're listening to the voice, Come on, dig me now.

Speaker 2 (02:07):
One and only.

Speaker 4 (02:08):
Steve Harvey got a radio show. Oh man, Steve Harvey
got a radio show because God. Because God is simply amazing,
because God is off the chain, because God is over
the top, because God is all that in.

Speaker 2 (02:24):
A bag of chips. God is amazing. Man. God will
take you places that you never ever thought you would go.
Oh you know what.

Speaker 4 (02:33):
It's sometimes it amazes me when I'm watching people talk
about themselves and their careers and where they're at in
life and things, and they and I hear people say,
you know, always dreamed of being here. You know, I
can understand when a person says that I've always dreamed
that of something like this would happen to me.

Speaker 2 (02:53):
But I want you to think about that for a second.
Did you really see it just like that? Though? Did
you really really see it just like that? Did you
really know that God was gonna bring you through all
he bought you through to get you to this place?

Speaker 4 (03:16):
Did you know that, in spite of the losses along
the way that would crumbled the average person, that somehow
He kept you through it all and that's how you
got here?

Speaker 2 (03:28):
Did you think of you know? I mean, you know,
I mean, since you're so busy talking about yourself now.

Speaker 4 (03:34):
Have you forgotten all the times He was bringing you
through when you didn't see no way that you was
gonna get through?

Speaker 2 (03:43):
Do you remember that?

Speaker 4 (03:44):
So when you sit there and you say, I dreamed
of this, this is what I always saw happening, I
don't really think. So, I don't really think. If you
take inventory, or real close inventory of your life and
you look back on it all, stop looking at at
the moment right now, remember where you come from. See,
that's what gets me emotional sometimes, that's what makes me

(04:06):
tear up, because when something is happening to me in
the moment, it ain't the moment for me.

Speaker 2 (04:13):
It's the memory of how I got there.

Speaker 4 (04:16):
It's the recollection of all the things, all the nights,
all the days in that car, all the times by
myself when I felt like I wasn't gonna make it.
But somehow I'm standing somewhere and somebody passing out on
the ward to me or somebody calling my name, that's that.

Speaker 2 (04:35):
Did you really think you was gonna make it? Then?
So so so, since you're talking about this is what
I always dreamed?

Speaker 4 (04:41):
Did you really think in those moments right there that
you would even be standing here today? That's why I
try to I try to get people to understand, you know,
and and and and this is kind of for young
people today what I'm about to say. But then guess
what I sometimes I had to remind myself of it,
So I guess it's still kind of for everybody, you know,
because I work with a lot of young people, and

(05:04):
so many times, man, young people just don't understand.

Speaker 2 (05:09):
What all it takes.

Speaker 4 (05:11):
And I know, and if you're a full grown adult,
if you're forty, you really understanding where I'm coming from,
because you know it's listen to me, young people or
anybody that don't understand this, that you got to do
some things that you don't want to do in order
to do what you want to do. You have to

(05:33):
understand this principle of success or else you are not
going to become successful. I got what you want to do.
I got your ultimate goal, is this, that, and the other?

Speaker 2 (05:44):
I got all of that.

Speaker 4 (05:45):
But in the meantime, though, there are some necessary steps
that you have to take in order to become successful.
And you cannot skip these steps. You can't jump over
these steps just because you want to be rich, Friday,
I got that.

Speaker 2 (06:00):
I got that. Everybody got that.

Speaker 4 (06:04):
But if you want this, whatever you're talking about, whether
it's money or success or fame or climbing the corporate
letter or this is the position or you all, that's
fine and Dan please hold on to your dreams. Dreams
come true. But in the meantime, let me remind you
of something that you gotta do some things you don't

(06:26):
want to do in order to do what you want
to do. Let's say you want to be rich and famous.
Let's just say that's it for you. Now, it's a
lot of other ways of being successful. Please don't think
that's the only one. But I'm just saying, let's just
say yos is rich and famous. And let's say some
miraculous way God made you rich and famous. Next Friday,

(06:48):
Ta dad d y'all you rich and you famous? Next Friday?
Can I share something with you? This is not going
to last for you. You know why because you have
not done the things necessary. You have not done the
things that you have to do in order to do
the things you want. So now you're rich and famous.

(07:10):
How you gonna know how to budget money? How you
gonna know how to get up and keep clawing towards
the top when you fall off your pedestal.

Speaker 2 (07:20):
See, it's so many things.

Speaker 4 (07:22):
You got to know about something, and you think because
it's what you want right now, it's supposed to happen
just now. It's a process. When you ask God for something.
Please know God know the process. He know the necessary
steps to take you through. Don't lose your patience with
God because your dreams ain't coming true right now?

Speaker 2 (07:43):
Man?

Speaker 4 (07:44):
You know, I think the best way y'all is for me.
I just use myself as an example. I really do
understand why God has given me the life he's given
me so far. I understand to being homeless. Part now,
I get to not being successful when I want it to.
Part Now I get it. I got the delayed entry
into the field of choice for myself.

Speaker 2 (08:05):
I got it now.

Speaker 4 (08:07):
I've been wanting to be on TV and a little
comedian since I was nine years old. But guess what,
I didn't get there until I was twenty eight. But see,
I didn't get it. Then I was mad at God.
You know what I want, and I'm sent up here here.
I got exactly what you want, But I got this process.
I want you to go through to get here too,
because see, I'm finna take you somewhere. You don't know nothing,

(08:28):
but one day you're gonna have a radio show with
you a little stupid behind. You don't know this shit.
I'm gonna bless you with a radio show. You don't
even know it. That's why I say every morning, Steve
Harvey got a radio show. Because see, I didn't see
this one coming. But see God had planned for me.
It was in the blueprint of my life. So God said,
what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna make your life
a little rough for you. I'm gonna toss you up

(08:50):
a little bit. I'm gonna let you make some of
these stupid decisions you wanna make, and I'm gonna make
you learn from them. I'm gonna let you be homeless
for a little while. I'm gonna let you not get
into your field of choice until your twenty eight. I'm
gonna have people talking about if we had only seen
him when he was younger. I ain't gonna let you
get your first con your name to your thirty eight.

(09:11):
I'm gonna make you go through some things because one
day I'm gonna put a microphone in front of your mouth,
and I want you to honor me.

Speaker 2 (09:18):
I want you to talk about me. I want you
to tell people what I bought you through.

Speaker 4 (09:22):
I want you to give people inspirational moments where they
can see that your life was jacked up for a
minute and I turned your life around for you.

Speaker 2 (09:30):
That's God dealing with me. See.

Speaker 4 (09:33):
So now I finally understand why I went through the
life I went through, so I can have something to say. See,
I ain't over here telling you about what I think
will happen. I'm telling you what I know can happen.
That God does make dreams come true, but sometime it
take a minute. Sometimes you're gonna have to do some
things you don't want to do in order to do.

Speaker 2 (09:53):
What you wanna do. All right, all let you I'm
gonna be tripping.

Speaker 1 (09:57):
The day you're listening to the Steve Morning.

Speaker 4 (10:01):
Ladies and gentlemen, without further ado, let me introduce you
to another day. Let me introduce you to an opportunity
that you've never had before. Let me introduce you to
a very present gift that we all are experiencing right

(10:22):
now at the same time. It's called a new day.
And Kate, nobody do that but God, Almighty man. I
give thanks, honor and praise to Him, because without him
I would be nothing, absolutely nothing. And I know that
I've looked at my life, man, and looked at the
whole journey. And as I look back on it, you

(10:42):
know how old people used to sing in church, My
soul looks back and wonder how I got over.

Speaker 2 (10:47):
I'm clueless. I am clueless.

Speaker 4 (10:52):
Because I was thinking of some of the dark moments
I've had where I didn't see no light. Wasn't no
light at the end of the tunnel. Matter of fact,
it wasn't a tunnel. I was in a well.

Speaker 2 (11:04):
And here I am today. Boy, look at God.

Speaker 4 (11:07):
Steve Harvin Marny show calling for real Mississippi Monica.

Speaker 2 (11:12):
Uh, oh Loud Jr.

Speaker 4 (11:14):
And the legend that is nephew Tommy, Well Junior, here
would go another day?

Speaker 2 (11:21):
What in there and the breaks? Boy? Well you got
better yesterday.

Speaker 3 (11:28):
Don't I sound like I'm excited to be here? Because
I said I wasn't excited excited?

Speaker 4 (11:31):
Now you didn't. Yeah, you do a little bit too
much like dive back just a little bit. But color right,
Noyes's it's in and into the ram.

Speaker 2 (11:40):
Of you know, like.

Speaker 3 (11:45):
All your hand moovers, all that stuff.

Speaker 1 (11:46):
See, let me just be me.

Speaker 3 (11:48):
I'm excited to be here with you.

Speaker 2 (11:50):
Well, listen to him. Let me teach you something.

Speaker 4 (11:56):
Hand movements on the radio help you become more excited
because radio is theater of the mind and people. People
can hear if you smiling and talking, they can hear it.
That's just a suggestion.

Speaker 7 (12:09):
Okay, you sound like you're balling your head up in
your hand while you're talking.

Speaker 2 (12:16):
That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (12:17):
I don't sound like that time.

Speaker 2 (12:18):
No, I'm excited to be here now a little bit
like a looney tune.

Speaker 3 (12:26):
You know, you're making fun of me. Now now you're
making fun of me?

Speaker 2 (12:31):
Now, no making fun now?

Speaker 5 (12:35):
Now?

Speaker 4 (12:36):
They it just started today. No, this has been ongoing. Dog,
I ain't changed, But congratulate anything on your mind this morning.

Speaker 8 (12:44):
Yeah you know what you said someone that I've really
been thinking about. They jealous of your success, but not
your journey. I ain't forgot that yet. Yeah, that's the truth.

Speaker 4 (12:56):
People are jealous of your success, but they know about
the jealous of your journey.

Speaker 1 (13:02):
The journey. They don't know what it took to get there.
So no clueless, Yeah no, And if.

Speaker 4 (13:08):
They knew, the jealousy would be over then, Zell said
one online the.

Speaker 2 (13:13):
Other day, and I took it. I loved it.

Speaker 1 (13:16):
What are you saying?

Speaker 4 (13:16):
You're talking about people that talk about people all the time,
he said, those who can do do, those who can't
talk about.

Speaker 2 (13:25):
Those who can. Hum side like you notice that to
be a factor.

Speaker 9 (13:33):
Yeah, I have.

Speaker 1 (13:35):
You tell them bleak.

Speaker 3 (13:37):
Come on, man, we're gonna run that prank back with Nephew.
Tell me coming up next.

Speaker 1 (13:42):
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Speaker 8 (14:18):
All right, if you tell me, come on, man, we're
gonna run that prank back. What you got for us today, Man,
let's run it back, Junior boy, this right here is
no havel weaves.

Speaker 2 (14:27):
No have weaves? All right, if you have a half we've.

Speaker 4 (14:31):
We are making it a rule here at the job
that you cannot show up with all that on your head.

Speaker 2 (14:38):
We don't have weaves.

Speaker 1 (14:39):
Okay, Hey, I guess I ain't coming to work.

Speaker 2 (14:43):
Do you watch your job?

Speaker 6 (14:44):
But not?

Speaker 7 (14:44):
Times are hard right now, take that hal off and
get on in here. No, hell, we let's go catch doc.

Speaker 1 (14:55):
Hello.

Speaker 6 (14:56):
Hello, I'm trying to reach Resa. Please research y. So
my name is Byron, Byron from the job. How are you?

Speaker 10 (15:03):
I'm okay?

Speaker 1 (15:04):
How are you?

Speaker 6 (15:05):
I'm good? Listen. I hate to call you after hours
at your home, but there has been some new issues
that will be going into effect. That was just tomorrow morning,
and we're calling everyone letting them know the new changes
that have been issued that will take effect first thing
tomorrow morning. So we're giving everyone a call, So don't
be alarmed. It's just give me a call letting you

(15:26):
know what the what the higher ups have changed.

Speaker 5 (15:28):
Okay, okay, there's no problem to listen.

Speaker 2 (15:31):
Okay.

Speaker 6 (15:32):
As of tomorrow, what's gonna happen is when you guys
come in, you'll be issued a new key card, and
that particular card will actually register when you come in
and go out.

Speaker 5 (15:40):
Okay, okay, all right.

Speaker 6 (15:42):
Second one is there will no longer be any personal
Internet at the job any longer. You won't be able
They're actually putting a block on all computers. All the
computers will no longer be able to go to a
lot of these sites that you guys go to that
you've been that's been available here in the past. Okay, okay,
all right. The last one is reesa do you do

(16:05):
you wear a hair weave? What do you wear a
hair weave or a wig?

Speaker 5 (16:10):
Yes?

Speaker 6 (16:11):
Okay, Well here's one thing and hopefully you can get
this change about tomorrow. There's no weaves or hair are
wigs going to be allowed at the job site from
this point on. So as of tomorrow morning, everyone must
be wearing their natural hair. Uh No, these are the
issues that are going to be that are instated, and

(16:32):
these are going to take effect as of tomorrow morning
seven o'clock.

Speaker 10 (16:36):
What does hairwives chance to do with any of these changes?
The first two I can understand punching in and being
on the internet. Yes, that's something that that corporate. But
hair weave and wigs.

Speaker 6 (16:50):
Are they're looking down upon it. Wigs and hair weaves
they have to go. So I'm assuming that if you,
like you said, you do have one, I suggest it
doesn't come out there. You start taking it down now
and prepare your hair to be natural as you come
in to work tomorrow.

Speaker 5 (17:07):
I'm not taking my hair down.

Speaker 10 (17:08):
I've been here seven years and I've dealt with all
the changes that y'all have made. But there's no way
that I'm taking my hair weave down. I'm sorry. What's
your name, Byron?

Speaker 6 (17:17):
Yes, my name is Byron, and.

Speaker 5 (17:20):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 6 (17:21):
Let's get back to your weave. This you're going to
have to do something. Is there someone that you can
call tonight to help you get your hair down? And
so you can look presentable with your natural hair tomorrow.

Speaker 10 (17:31):
No, my weave costs over two three hundred dollars and
I'm not about to.

Speaker 5 (17:35):
Take that down.

Speaker 10 (17:36):
I mean, it takes a long time to take that down.

Speaker 6 (17:39):
Okay, I mean, is this something Maybe you can take
it down and just wear it on the weekends because
as of now, you're not going to be allowed to
actually wear it on the property.

Speaker 10 (17:49):
And how will you know if someone has weave or not?
Are you going to do haird checks or something?

Speaker 6 (17:54):
Okay, ma'am, I'm not quite sure what they're going to
do to check it. But by you telling me that
you have a weave, then I have to write it
down that you have confirmed that you do, and we
got to make sure that tomorrow morning you're not wearing one.

Speaker 10 (18:09):
But you don't know what my natural hair looks like
from my weave. You heard how much I pay for it.

Speaker 6 (18:14):
So it's a good weave, ma'am. It's not about how
good you know, with the quality of your weave or anything.
They don't want it. They want natural hair. I don't
know what that means. But they're going natural, they're going green,
They're going natural. I don't know what it is they're
going natural, and so will you. Tomorrow morning. You need
to come in with your hair completely down. Okay, I

(18:35):
won't do it.

Speaker 10 (18:36):
I'm not taking my weave now.

Speaker 6 (18:37):
Okay, then what is that y'all gonna write.

Speaker 10 (18:39):
Me up or something?

Speaker 6 (18:40):
Okay, ma'am. Do you not want your job? Yeah?

Speaker 10 (18:42):
I want my job, but this don't make no sense.
You're talking about personal appearance. I can understand y'all have
a dress coach and enforcing a dress code, that's one thing.
But telling somebody to change a you lost your mind.

Speaker 5 (18:55):
Man, You're crazy, ma'am.

Speaker 6 (18:57):
I'm not gonna I have other people that I have
to call. The bottom line is, get your hat out
and get your butt into work tomorrow, and let's not
go back and forth anymore.

Speaker 10 (19:06):
Okay, Well, listen, by rand you're a lost mine. If
you thinking I'm taking my weave out, I'm not taking
out at all. Resa is coming up in there with
her hair and I'm gonna sit down at my desk.

Speaker 5 (19:18):
And do my jobs.

Speaker 10 (19:19):
Y'all gonna have to drag me out that some weed.
You lost your mind. You and your powers that be,
or whoever they may be, You tell them that I
said that.

Speaker 6 (19:29):
Wait a minute, Wait a minute, listen. Are you telling
me that you're coming in regardless with your hair on you?

Speaker 10 (19:35):
That's what I just said.

Speaker 6 (19:36):
Okay, are you then then we need to Why don't
you go ahead and bring some boxes in because you
I'm not you bring this man, I don't want to
have to pack. You get your stuff and box it up,
and you're losing your job because you can't take it.

Speaker 5 (19:51):
You know what?

Speaker 10 (19:52):
You can do that because I'm gonna call the news
station and tell them you're dragging me out of behind
some wives who're wrong, you wrong, you, you stupid behind weed?

Speaker 6 (20:02):
Are you gonna you need to watch your language, young lady?

Speaker 10 (20:05):
Why I need to watch my language?

Speaker 4 (20:06):
I'm at home.

Speaker 5 (20:06):
You call me on my own home phone on my time.

Speaker 6 (20:10):
I'm at my house.

Speaker 10 (20:11):
I'm not on your block. I say what I want
to say on my phone.

Speaker 6 (20:14):
Okay? Can I say what I want on my phone?
And then I'll let you go and you can come
into the work anywhere you want to tomorrow. What is it, Biba?

Speaker 10 (20:21):
What else you got to say?

Speaker 6 (20:22):
I want to tell you. I want to tell you
that your girlfriend Jennifer at your job got me the
prank phone. Call you this is nephew Tommy from the
Steve Harvey Morning Show. I know you, hey reasons this

(20:43):
is this is nephew timing baby from the Steve Harby
More than your Jennifer, your coworker got me the prank
phone calls.

Speaker 10 (20:49):
You got my blood pressure up. I'm gonna kill that
tomorrow and I'm gonna pull Homewie out. You want to
come down there and watch me? Dragons keep over this? Ohigh,
blood pressure. You can't be doing that to me behind
my weave. I pay too much money.

Speaker 5 (21:04):
I just spent on my kids.

Speaker 6 (21:06):
Oh I ain't nothing like a black woman at her half.
Oh man, Okay, babe, I got one more thing to
ask you, girl, What is the baddest and I mean
the baddest radio show in the land.

Speaker 10 (21:22):
Well, after this prank, he has to be the Steve
Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 7 (21:26):
Cat holidays are here and it's essential to recognize and
personal safety is a year round priority.

Speaker 2 (21:34):
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kinetic rounds with a sixty foot range. Now it's legal
in all. Fifty six requires no background checks or permits.
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Tommy for an exclusive ten percent discount, and they offer
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Speaker 1 (22:18):
In the One and Only, Laurie Harvey s my girl
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Speaker 11 (22:33):
All right, it's time to ask the seel Oh see
if you yes see?

Speaker 1 (22:38):
If you know her? Y'all got the same last name
and everything? All right?

Speaker 11 (22:42):
Sasha and Charleston says, my forty eight year old boyfriend
is upset.

Speaker 1 (22:47):
I'm not going to his son's Christmas play.

Speaker 11 (22:50):
I'm sick of those parents asking me when or we're
getting married. I am forty six. I have been the
girlfriend of five years for five years.

Speaker 1 (23:01):
I want more. Can I give him an ultimatum?

Speaker 4 (23:05):
You do right here, and congratulations as you should. Listen, ladies,
he can't keep getting everything he want and you don't. Hello,
I don't understand how you do that. You want me
to play wifey, but you don't want me to be wifey.
Then while we start playing wife I see. It's a

(23:29):
simple you do what everything else a wife do. You're
helping support him, you're taking care of the kids, you're
sharing bills, you're sleeping with him, you're cooking, you're doing
all that.

Speaker 2 (23:39):
Well, you know, all right, he tired of them plays too,
Oh she tired of him. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (23:44):
It's hard and especially hard to go down there to
a place somebody can't act.

Speaker 2 (23:51):
It's hard. Had a piano recital one time. They was
down there at the piano recite.

Speaker 4 (24:00):
Don't then, I just trying to act like I wouldn't
they daddy, But they were the only black kids up there,
so a day everybody knew there was n you know
what that?

Speaker 2 (24:08):
Yeah, yeah, I was trying to like too black kids. Yeah,
but I was.

Speaker 4 (24:16):
Cam get out of piano, y'all don't have no well,
I want to put the children in everything so can
be expokere.

Speaker 2 (24:22):
They need to get out of.

Speaker 1 (24:23):
Piano, especially when they're young, so they can explore it.

Speaker 4 (24:30):
Damn, you ought to know early, Like I got two
grandsons that I already know is not college materials. So
ain't don't need to me putting a college all together
for the he be on Legos, he go, he gonna
be a wall On Mason or something like.

Speaker 2 (24:45):
That, an engineer.

Speaker 1 (24:49):
What are you talking about?

Speaker 4 (24:50):
He might be, but it won't be with my college money,
because right now I just see legos.

Speaker 2 (24:55):
Hey don't do like I did. I bought the piano.
I ain't playing.

Speaker 7 (25:00):
I ain't seen my daughter play it, but twice I
bought them. All right, my house full of my house
full of empty dreams of what I thought they were
worrying chops fach if you played chop Stick one more time?

Speaker 2 (25:12):
Tell my daddy listen to this. You get your ass
in there and do something.

Speaker 11 (25:15):
Now they talking to you in debt. All right, let's
move on India and East Orange.

Speaker 2 (25:22):
She said.

Speaker 11 (25:23):
I was checking out at Target and I buttoned out
my husband. I was totally flirting with the young cashiers.
He had a big smile and big curls to match.
The boy had to be like twenty one years old.
And it was harmless. Why is my husband so upset
about this?

Speaker 5 (25:41):
Girl?

Speaker 2 (25:44):
Girls stopped?

Speaker 4 (25:46):
Why is your husband so upset about this because you
you just said you was flirting with another man. Now
your husband don't know he twenty one? He was here
you talking to another man.

Speaker 1 (25:58):
Huh, what if she talked the boy? He's young. I
was just being nice.

Speaker 2 (26:05):
That until he bought it up.

Speaker 4 (26:07):
I bet I bet she wasn't gonna go in the
house and tell him that if he hadn't heard the
butt die hum.

Speaker 1 (26:12):
Yeah, I agree with that. When you say, don't confess,
that's out of your playbook. Don't confess he heard.

Speaker 4 (26:19):
It, I understand that. But she she got a problem
because he heard it. Yeah, and then she didn't have
the carriage to lie and say that wasn't her, because
that's sure would out lie and say it wasn't her.

Speaker 2 (26:32):
You don't know who you heard, but that wasn't me.
But but and if you got a big old bud,
quit putting your phone.

Speaker 4 (26:37):
In your back pocket. You are that that don't work.
You know your asses mashing all them button.

Speaker 3 (26:45):
Every time?

Speaker 1 (26:46):
All right?

Speaker 11 (26:48):
Moving on Remy in Birmingham last night, I finally got
my crush to spend the night with me. As I
took her clothes off slowly, I saw all of her tattoos.
Her ex's name is tatting on her lower back. She
said she's never considered getting it removed.

Speaker 1 (27:09):
Is that a deal breaker? Is this a deal breaker
or not?

Speaker 2 (27:13):
Yeah? For me, it is. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (27:17):
You can't get past seeing her ex be back.

Speaker 4 (27:20):
Then I'm not gonna be back there looking at Harold
the whole time. I'm not gonna be back there looking
at Harold the whole time.

Speaker 2 (27:30):
I'm just not gonna be Harry. I ain't gonna be
I ain't gonna be able to keep it up. I'm
gonna just let you know right now.

Speaker 4 (27:38):
That's a buzz kill, right there, Harold, cross your back,
lower back, all right, when the lower back is important.
That's just yes, right there, that's what's called the tramp stamp.

Speaker 1 (27:54):
That's what they call back tattoo.

Speaker 2 (27:57):
Yeah, tramp stamp. I don't know why they call all
that that, but that is what they call it.

Speaker 11 (28:02):
Yeah, I heard that, Yeah, right, yeah, yeah, I've heard that.
So you're saying this is a deal breaker for you
name you know, tattoos on the lower back.

Speaker 2 (28:16):
You can turn all on the front end. You know what, Well,
you don't know that. She said all of her tattoos,
you know.

Speaker 11 (28:26):
But the ex's name is the one that's bothering him.
That's the issue. Well, he wouldn't bother It's something like
but no, the great name name, yeah, quick, the conqueror description,

(28:53):
that type of that type of name, like what he
called man Henry the hammer. You know, I ain't gonna
be able to look at that.

Speaker 1 (29:06):
Yeah, you can get past that. I got you, I
got you, all right.

Speaker 11 (29:09):
Here we go, last one, Spice and Hartford, my man
focuses more on what he's doing right before we're intimate
than the intimacy itself. He finishes before me every time,
and he tells me it's my fault that I don't finish.
Isn't it the man's responsibility to make sure the woman
is straight?

Speaker 4 (29:29):
Well, see, now you're getting into some individuality. Him sequences, Yeah,
it is my thought that my brothers taught to me. Yeah,
that the more you give, the more you can expect
to receive. So my brother's philosophy was give, give, give,

(29:55):
gil then receive, receive, receive received. That was my brother's
whole philosophy. So I think it's imparted. If you want
to go back again and again again that your partner
getting something out of it, this ain't gonna work too long, calling.

Speaker 3 (30:16):
Him at the top of the hour Entertainment News.

Speaker 1 (30:19):
You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 11 (30:25):
Chris Rock reportedly left partygoers upset after he stopped his
performance at a holiday party that was hosted by billionaire
Anthony Pratt last weekend. Newsweek reported that Chris Rock noticed
something in an audience that upset him, and he began
to rant about his jokes being recorded as he abruptly

(30:45):
ended his set. Chris Rock has yet to publicly address
the incident despite the backlash from the high profile guests,
but Chris's brother Tony Rock came to his defense and
told TMZ they probably thought that because my brother or
was performing at a shindig, they were entitled to take
the set. We're working on material all the time, so

(31:07):
if you record it and put it up before the
joke is perfected, it's like a chef giving you a
play of food before it's finished. You should wait for
the finished product. So you guys are all comedians, weigh
in on this.

Speaker 1 (31:23):
How do you feel I.

Speaker 2 (31:26):
Get it?

Speaker 6 (31:27):
I do.

Speaker 2 (31:27):
I get it. I don't like being filmed, don't I
get it.

Speaker 1 (31:30):
I don't.

Speaker 4 (31:31):
I didn't care for the analogy, but I understand what
he was saying, you know, his at Tony Rock's.

Speaker 1 (31:37):
Analogy about the chef and cooking.

Speaker 2 (31:40):
I understand what he said, but it's just real simple
to put it in layman terms. So you understand.

Speaker 4 (31:46):
If Chris is working on a set, you pay him
to do a private gig some high profile people. That
does not entirele you to record his set, because guess
what people do they recording it to post it.

Speaker 2 (31:59):
I was here, I saw this.

Speaker 4 (32:01):
Now this man is working on a set that he
gonna go out and make real money with. And now
the joke is out there already. We are not singers.
You can't tell the same joke over and over and
expect people to laugh at it. You can sing the
same hit over and over and get people same there
Like you know, when I hear that's the way in
the world, I feel like when I hear houses not

(32:23):
a home, I feel the same way every time I
hear it. That man memory, You do not do that
with jokes, you know. So he's absolutely correct in walking
off and for people see people an say, he gets
gonna walk off and leave people hanging.

Speaker 2 (32:41):
You can't record this man's material.

Speaker 4 (32:43):
This is what's called an IP intellectual property, and it
belongs to him.

Speaker 2 (32:51):
Un let's use your permission to release it.

Speaker 7 (32:53):
It takes a long time to perfect it the way
you trying to get it. But we don't know where
Rock is with the what he was doing that particular night.
He might that might have been the third time he
tried it. He might have got to six more time
before you get it right. And in that his brother
is correct. It's like yeah, making a meal and serving
it before it's ready. He is right in that right.

Speaker 1 (33:17):
Okay, Junior.

Speaker 3 (33:18):
It could be the third time and we ain't got
it together yet.

Speaker 4 (33:20):
It takes time, it does. I've never written a joke
and did it the first time and it stayed just
like that. No, that thing ain't gonna take so many shapes.
I've had a joke for a year until it got
really right.

Speaker 2 (33:38):
Who was this billionaire? Prep who had that?

Speaker 4 (33:41):
Whoever he is, he ain't that important. You can't take
this man in electual property. We might give a damn
it pre it was somebody else.

Speaker 1 (33:49):
What was the event that he hosted Holliday, The damn oscars.

Speaker 4 (33:57):
Don't bring that up. You can't, bruh. That's the rules
with comedians, man, And people don't understand that. And you
got laming people that don't understand passing judgment and in
their comments talking about stuff.

Speaker 2 (34:10):
It's like, I'm gonna give you a prime example.

Speaker 4 (34:14):
You can take advantage of common people who don't really
know the business and you can actually tell them falsehoods
about the business, and.

Speaker 2 (34:23):
Because they not on the inside, it sounds like it's truth.

Speaker 4 (34:27):
And that's that's I hate when people do that who
are in the business, who know they line about the
business and tell it anyway.

Speaker 2 (34:36):
M hm.

Speaker 11 (34:37):
Okay, if you haven't seen Jamie Fox's Netflix special, what
had Happened was?

Speaker 1 (34:43):
That's the title of it, You've got to see it.

Speaker 11 (34:45):
Jamie revealed he had a stroke that led to a
brain bleed and he's blessed to be alive and credits
his medical team for his recovery. He also addressed all
the rumors online about what happened to him. Fox told
the audience the internet was trying to kill me. Though
the internet said Puffy tried to kill me, and I

(35:06):
know what you're thinking Diddy. Hell no, I left those
parties early. I was out by nine something. Don't look right.
It's slippery in here.

Speaker 1 (35:16):
So Jamie finally put the Diddy rumors. It's slipped to rest. Yeah,
so now we know.

Speaker 11 (35:24):
You know, people wanted to know what happened to him,
what caused them to get in the hospital, Why was
he sick?

Speaker 2 (35:31):
So there you go. I gotta watch it.

Speaker 1 (35:33):
Yeah, yeah, I only.

Speaker 2 (35:35):
Saw a clip. Up. I saw a good clip. That's
all I saw. Boys talented man, Jamie Fox fan man. Yeah,
we love Jamie Jamie. Yeah, dude, man, it's just really
just cool people. Man. He ain't out hurt no damn body.

Speaker 6 (35:52):
You know what.

Speaker 2 (35:52):
That's another thing.

Speaker 4 (35:53):
Man, If you see somebody ain't out to hurt nobody,
they're usually cool people. You have to be aware, to
be very very aware, beware of people who make comments
to hurt other people. Okay, put that.

Speaker 11 (36:11):
Out there, all right, let's get to this. Finally, Doctor
Dre Snoop Dogg collaborated on a new gin called Steel
Gin and release an innovative ninety second commercial with AI
images of music icons Sammy Davis Junior and Frank Sinatra.
The commercial also features the lovely, the baddest girl. This

(36:32):
girl here is doing it, Laurie Harvey, she is a bartender.

Speaker 1 (36:38):
Have you seen the commercial, Steve? I know you are
so proud of your daughter.

Speaker 2 (36:42):
I saw it.

Speaker 1 (36:43):
That's a bad girl. Go Laurie.

Speaker 2 (36:45):
Let me think. Yes, Yes, it's cute. Yeah, I'm proud
of her. She's working.

Speaker 1 (36:52):
She's working, Thank you daddy.

Speaker 8 (36:55):
All right, junior, Yeah, come ahead after the hour back
by popular man is me.

Speaker 3 (37:02):
I got a poem for y'all.

Speaker 2 (37:03):
I got one.

Speaker 1 (37:05):
Hey, you're listening, Steve Hardy Morning show.

Speaker 7 (37:12):
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Speaker 2 (37:17):
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Speaker 1 (37:42):
Okay, Steve, you're gonna introduce your boy.

Speaker 4 (37:45):
Ladies and gentlemen juniors here with a poem. The poem
is and the reason I don't have much enthusiasm in
my voice, I expect to be let down as I
have with all.

Speaker 2 (37:57):
His name is j Rap. Jrap is in our communey
j R. A p Juniors, raggedy.

Speaker 3 (38:02):
Ass appreciate you. You know what this poem I wrote
for the holidays is really for you? And Tommy?

Speaker 1 (38:13):
Oh nice.

Speaker 2 (38:16):
Poem, man.

Speaker 3 (38:17):
I did it a poem, yeah, because you know y'all.

Speaker 8 (38:22):
You know I ain't never here around too rich people
the whole time, like y'all be rich, y'all really rich.
So the title of the poem today is this for
the holidays. It's called help me out, all right, help
me out?

Speaker 4 (38:36):
Here we go.

Speaker 8 (38:38):
Christmas time is here without a doubt, So I'm asking
Uncle Stephen Tommy to help me out. Let's talk about
the obvious, because it don't make no sense how y'all climb.

Speaker 3 (38:49):
Here every day because I ain't got a damn fence.
So guess what don't what I want Santa to bring me?

Speaker 8 (38:55):
And when I say son, when I say Santa, I
mean Uncle Stephen Tommy. I got some intimates. I can
get them to you and call it. You be laughing sometimes,
so you can chip in too.

Speaker 3 (39:07):
I'm not gonna hold y'all. That's basically what I want
to say.

Speaker 2 (39:10):
Y'all.

Speaker 3 (39:10):
Got a couple of weeks to.

Speaker 8 (39:12):
Have my fence up by Christmas Day, and the wood
gonna be treated the end, not the wood.

Speaker 1 (39:20):
Snap your fingers, y'all, it's.

Speaker 3 (39:22):
All over for Christmas.

Speaker 1 (39:23):
It's a fence.

Speaker 2 (39:25):
You didn't let us down.

Speaker 1 (39:27):
What do you think.

Speaker 2 (39:29):
That little ragged ass porn I told you wasn't gonna
be nothing for it?

Speaker 3 (39:33):
Said a minute, un Kong. You can't bless me with
the fence. You and Tommy, both of y'all bless you.

Speaker 1 (39:39):
I got the estimates.

Speaker 3 (39:40):
I'm gonna send them to you today.

Speaker 1 (39:43):
You have to yeah, estimates, estimates, Yeah, the costs. You
want to just say costs?

Speaker 3 (39:51):
Okay, the costs then, yeah, I think the cost I
got the costs.

Speaker 2 (39:56):
Hm hmm. Here's my poet.

Speaker 1 (40:01):
Don't need to be more supportive.

Speaker 2 (40:03):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (40:03):
Why you even wrote this poem, but as you got started,
I saw I wasn't gonna be able to keep up
with where it was going. Now, you had a lot
of time to spend money on yourself, but you've done
it for everybody else, and now you're sitting up in
here wanting to burn a Christmas law when you have

(40:24):
spent all your money on that damn dog. And now
you're sitting up here and you to wrote a poem
like this, and you think me and Tommy gonna buy
your answer fist when you got another thing coming if
you think that's true, because you ain't nothing but a
grad big old food. I thank you for the poem
in the time you spent, but you ain't gonna get

(40:45):
a damn.

Speaker 2 (40:53):
And that was off the cup, baby.

Speaker 6 (40:55):
It was.

Speaker 3 (41:00):
At thirty four minutes after the hour. Tommy has something
on his mind.

Speaker 1 (41:04):
You're listening morning show.

Speaker 3 (41:09):
Okay, Tommy, okay, what's on your mind today? What are
you thinking?

Speaker 9 (41:13):
Now?

Speaker 7 (41:14):
You know what, I rarely buy anybody from the radio show.
You know this, the radio family. I rarely buy you
all anything for Christmas? So this, you know it's I
thought about it.

Speaker 2 (41:26):
I said, you know what, I'm gonna buy unk some
you know, somebody that's got everything. What can I get it?

Speaker 9 (41:30):
You know?

Speaker 2 (41:31):
Maybe I get you on yourself, you know, some for
the felts they meet Nicky. So y'all, y'all let me know.

Speaker 7 (41:36):
So I looked high and load, trying to figure out
what I want to get y'all, and and I wanted
to get you something that you never had before.

Speaker 4 (41:44):
So they just are now coming out. I'm not buying
no damn fence. Jo trying to tell you boys, Yeah,
that's a hard asking about this fence. So I thought
I thought of a long long time. I really, and
y'all tell me what y'all think they got. Now it

(42:05):
just came out. I don't know how much cause of
pretty lunch ripping money, but they got female robot, and
I wanted to get y'all one. Now you can program
and have whatever you want. So I wanted to make
sure before I go out and buy y'all a robot
a piece how you wanted program?

Speaker 2 (42:23):
What do you what you wanted to do? So I
can make sure I get you something special, something different,
and you'll.

Speaker 4 (42:29):
Riding a robuot and gonna bring in my house. You
get a program, do everything Margie tell it to do,
because it can't be nothing in here listening to me.
That's female. So I'm just letting you know that right now.
But you're nothingna do is in my marriage. And what
you findna do.

Speaker 11 (42:48):
Robuts.

Speaker 4 (42:50):
Yeah, these robuts they look like real, authentical all they
look like real people.

Speaker 6 (42:55):
This.

Speaker 1 (42:56):
Yeah, so you're gonna buy Uncle and Junior a robot?

Speaker 2 (43:02):
Yeah? Now, Junior, what would you like your robot to do?

Speaker 3 (43:06):
Can't he build a fence?

Speaker 2 (43:08):
Happy? Damn man?

Speaker 5 (43:10):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (43:11):
Sure you no, ain't Junior, man, you're real hard to
talk to.

Speaker 2 (43:15):
Man. You know, for a fence?

Speaker 1 (43:17):
And did a point?

Speaker 4 (43:19):
Don't you connection in your neighborhood?

Speaker 2 (43:21):
Why don't you do it? Go fund me or something?

Speaker 5 (43:23):
Man?

Speaker 2 (43:26):
Don't you like you don't have the money by you himself?
A damn fence? What you buy the house? Fault?

Speaker 9 (43:33):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (43:34):
Clearly I need somewhere to stay.

Speaker 4 (43:36):
Well, you ain't think the way you need to stay
in need of the fence. They say houses with fences.

Speaker 3 (43:41):
Oh oh okay, I ain't think that far. You want
me to think that far ahead.

Speaker 2 (43:45):
I ain't think no, obviously not. Now why would you
think that far ahead? Why would you?

Speaker 1 (43:50):
Exactly?

Speaker 3 (43:50):
Why would I?

Speaker 6 (43:52):
So?

Speaker 11 (43:53):
Okay, So Junior wants a fence. He doesn't want the robots.
So I don't want this robot.

Speaker 2 (43:59):
I'm not buying.

Speaker 7 (44:01):
Christ You know what, people, I'm gonna get you, man,
I'm gonna get you some of the yellow police.

Speaker 2 (44:06):
Tape and you just stretched around there on your bounding.

Speaker 4 (44:09):
How about that crime scene tape. Yeah, that's a start
that everybody's scared to cross that. We couldn't worry what
they did over there. Wonder what happened down there at
the Yeah, he ain't nobody going over there.

Speaker 3 (44:33):
I'm having a holiday party, Uncle Steve and Tommy, y'all
need it.

Speaker 2 (44:36):
And car y'all can come to the holiday party.

Speaker 3 (44:38):
I'm held.

Speaker 4 (44:41):
Well the holiday bet the holiday party better not be
in the back yard because you can.

Speaker 2 (44:45):
Mess around be over any other people?

Speaker 3 (44:48):
Bank are you I won't come a y'all gonna come?

Speaker 7 (44:53):
Please?

Speaker 4 (44:53):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (44:54):
Yes, you. I ain't coming to your house? Why bring something?

Speaker 1 (45:01):
Why you always bring something to the person that the
host of the party.

Speaker 2 (45:05):
What you do that though? To come over your house
and brain nothing? You can't have O can't afford to
have me over there? Don't have me care?

Speaker 9 (45:15):
You know.

Speaker 2 (45:15):
I got to bring my own plate of food and
all this. Now that's what it sounds like. Cook you
gotta bring your own fence. Hell, so, Julie, if you.

Speaker 4 (45:23):
Got somebody gonna cook, well, I'm asking a chip.

Speaker 2 (45:27):
What do you want us to bring?

Speaker 3 (45:29):
If you got chef now he named Tony.

Speaker 2 (45:31):
He just cooked, he did, he just throw stuff together.
He cook though, I'm not driving on your house for
no day else forget it.

Speaker 3 (45:43):
Will please come on, please be cause I tell everybody
I know you didn't.

Speaker 7 (45:46):
What's his other spection to have sandwich? We might well
go to the Mississippi Monica House for in camfes. She
knows how to private capt I know.

Speaker 3 (45:57):
Coming to forty three minutes after the hour, it's the
brank phone call.

Speaker 1 (46:00):
You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 8 (46:03):
Coming up at four minutes after the hour is today's
Strawberry letter. The subject you can't blame that on the medicine.
You cannot blame that on the medicine.

Speaker 3 (46:13):
But right now it's time for the nephew with the
prank phone called. What you got man?

Speaker 7 (46:17):
Well, we got a medical problem over here to junior.
We got uh, we got parasites. We got parasite. I
need to call this man and let him know there's
parasite in one of your testicles. I'm sorry, I just
had to say so yeah, wow, yeah, yeah, yeah, there's

(46:37):
a parent.

Speaker 2 (46:38):
We got to remove one of them.

Speaker 1 (46:39):
Okay, And you thought this was a good idea to
prank somebody about this?

Speaker 2 (46:43):
You don't think it is. Look at that premise right there.
You don't think that's good.

Speaker 1 (46:47):
I think that's too far.

Speaker 2 (46:48):
That's outstanding. What that's what a good prank is? It's
too far?

Speaker 11 (46:52):
What is it?

Speaker 1 (46:54):
What peo like this?

Speaker 2 (46:57):
Yes, yes, it's been doing it for years. Let's go parasite.
We got to take one. We've got to take one
up far.

Speaker 5 (47:05):
Hello.

Speaker 9 (47:05):
Hello, I'm trying to reach it, Brian, Brian, Yeah, yeah,
see hey Brian, this is doctor Jacob. How you doing today? Yeah, yeah,
I'm doing I'm okay.

Speaker 2 (47:15):
Listen.

Speaker 9 (47:16):
You actually came in, uh maybe like two and a
half weeks to go here to my office and got
a physical for for life insurance.

Speaker 5 (47:23):
Yeah yeah, yeah right right, yeah everything okay, uh.

Speaker 9 (47:26):
Well yeah, yeah, everything's gonna be pretty good. I'd like
to see if I can get you to come in
and I you know, everything's gonna be fine, but I
got a small procedure we'd like to do to Actually,
you know, right now, you're not approved for your life
insurance due until this procedure is done, So if you
don't mind coming in, we'd like to get you taken
care of When can I schedule you to come in like, uh,

(47:46):
maybe tomorrow or the following day?

Speaker 5 (47:49):
Yeah, what kind procedure is?

Speaker 9 (47:51):
Well, actually, I don't know if you've heard of it.
This is an okay astropy?

Speaker 5 (47:54):
Nah, I got something, that's.

Speaker 4 (47:58):
What's that?

Speaker 9 (47:59):
It's got something?

Speaker 2 (48:00):
Now?

Speaker 9 (48:00):
Something doing my eyes?

Speaker 1 (48:02):
Ha?

Speaker 2 (48:02):
What's this? No?

Speaker 9 (48:03):
No, has nothing to do with the eyes. No, nothing
at all. We found a little bit of parasites in
a particular area, and what we want to do is
make sure we just remove it completely and you'll be fine.
You'll get your life insurance, you're and your family will
be great. So can I get you to come in tomorrow?
Maybe Thursday afternoon?

Speaker 5 (48:22):
As? Wow? What what area found the parasite?

Speaker 9 (48:25):
Then? Actually one of your testicles has some parasites. So
what we're gonna do is what's called a okostrom, and
okos is actually removing that testicle completely and then everything
will be fine. It's all confined and we'll be able
to remove it. You'll be on your way, you'll get
your life insurance and everything will be fine. Okay, Like
I said, can I get can I? Can I get
you to come in tomorrow?

Speaker 5 (48:46):
What you gonna tentacle.

Speaker 9 (48:50):
Well only one, only one, and it's not gonna take long.
It's a thirty minute procedure. But we want to get
you to come in tomorrow or the next day.

Speaker 5 (48:57):
Can we get you to.

Speaker 9 (48:58):
Whether are you available?

Speaker 5 (49:00):
I just want to pay a routine physic.

Speaker 9 (49:01):
How I got to remove a test sir? You know what,
oftentimes when people come in for life insurance, these type
of things happen. So we want to get you in
and get it out as quickly as possible.

Speaker 5 (49:12):
Nah man, I'm waiting for a routine physical. Maybe I
wasn't supposed to be checking all this extra stuff. Now
I get a parent site in my testical y'all don't
remove a testicle. Man, I'm twenty five. Men and my wife,
I know kids. They were trying to be like, I
gotta move a testicle.

Speaker 9 (49:25):
Let me say this to you, Brian, You're gonna be
completely fine. You'll be able to create children. You'll be
able to live a normal life. You know, you'll just
be You won't have all of them, but you'll have
enough to create children.

Speaker 5 (49:36):
You understand that. Nah Man, I can't No, I ain't gonna.
I can't come in for that, Noah, sir, is there
any way I can get you in tomorrow or tomorrow
afternoon or the Thursday afternoon, so we can kind of
get this thing taken gear up and we can get
you moving on your way, and that people can get
the life insurance papers together and so forth. Nah, man, Man,
we ain't rescheduled now. I need a second or third

(49:57):
opinion on that. And he's talking about taking away one
of We ain't rescheduling nothing, man, I'm gonna need to
see another doctor.

Speaker 9 (50:03):
Man.

Speaker 6 (50:03):
It's some sir.

Speaker 9 (50:04):
Sir, you can go around the entire city and see
several doctors. I'm going to tell you she's just gonna
be wasting time. I'm going to try to knock this
thing out for you.

Speaker 5 (50:13):
Knock it up. I ain't agreed to nothing. Listen, you
ain't got just doing this to get money. Man, this
is scheduling nothing. Man, I need to take a third
O pity, it's bloomble Brian. I'll tell you if you
come in and let me get this thing taken care of,
you know, I'll have you back. You know, big ball
and shot calling before it's all over. You know what
what's big? Big ball? That shot calling? Man? I told you, man,

(50:34):
I ain't going in for none of that. Man, I'm
supposed to tell my wife. Man, this, this ain't cool. Man.
I ain't going into that. Man. I'm rescheduling.

Speaker 9 (50:40):
Man, you scheduled. What do you mean you're rescheduling?

Speaker 5 (50:42):
Sir? What I'm getting? I'm getting another pin. I ain't
going into that.

Speaker 9 (50:45):
Okay, But I'm trying to make you a big baller
shot caller.

Speaker 5 (50:48):
You know, man, what what is your name?

Speaker 9 (50:50):
Man?

Speaker 5 (50:51):
You supposed to be a doctor. You and making a
little jokes man, and you're doing a little play on words.
But it ain't even funny.

Speaker 9 (50:55):
Man.

Speaker 5 (50:55):
I'm calling it insurance finally telling they give me some doctor.

Speaker 1 (50:58):
Man.

Speaker 5 (50:59):
You think he's funny. He ain't funny.

Speaker 6 (51:00):
Man.

Speaker 5 (51:01):
You know you're making a little jake. Man, It ain't
funny man, I'm thinking of.

Speaker 9 (51:04):
Man, after getting all of the work that we got,
the blood work, the urine work, the complete physical, that's
when we realize that you had parasites in a particular area.
So what we're trying I'm not. I don't mean I
try to make a light of make humor in it,
just to make you feel a little bit more comfortable.
I apologize, all right, That ain't funny, man.

Speaker 5 (51:22):
You want to lose it.

Speaker 9 (51:23):
No, that ain't funny.

Speaker 12 (51:24):
Man.

Speaker 5 (51:25):
If I had a situation, the nurse would have told
me that he ain't telling me nothing.

Speaker 9 (51:28):
Man.

Speaker 5 (51:28):
Have me thinking, I'm all good now you telling me
I got to come in to remove a test on. Man.

Speaker 9 (51:32):
We have to run tests on you, sir. We got
tests back when you do have the parasites, and what
we want to do is make sure we get them
completely cleared out. The only way I can clear that
out is to remove that testicle.

Speaker 5 (51:44):
Man, it's some man. I ain't got no paracites. Man.
May I be here running out of these tests on me? Man,
I'm going to another doctor. Man, because this man, I
ain't got no paracites. Man, all these tits out somebody
that rhyme me, I gotta remove them.

Speaker 9 (51:57):
That's some you know, we hear me something.

Speaker 5 (52:00):
I know you Man, I ain't got no perc Man,
I'm following my head shut. I'm telling my dealing with you. Man.
I ain't got no paracise.

Speaker 9 (52:08):
Man, Brian, let me make you understand something clear here.
It's my job as a physician that if the patient
doesn't come to me, it's my job to come to
you and extract the problem. You're leaning towards me having
to come to your home and extract the problem.

Speaker 5 (52:22):
Man, when you want to come off couse? May you
why what you want to step with the house? Shout
of tests? May you you but that I'm going for
another doctor. I'm getting another chest. I ain't got a test.

Speaker 9 (52:35):
I let it, sir. You've got the parasite and you
only have twenty four hours for me to get you.

Speaker 5 (52:41):
Sir.

Speaker 9 (52:42):
I have to move on this quickly. Brian, Okay, I'm
not gonna tell it again.

Speaker 5 (52:46):
I ain't gotta.

Speaker 6 (52:50):
Bring this.

Speaker 9 (52:50):
Can't give it.

Speaker 5 (52:51):
I ain't give it.

Speaker 2 (52:52):
I ain't got it.

Speaker 4 (52:54):
Man.

Speaker 5 (52:54):
It's not something that's transmitted. It doesn't come from another
another human being. It just developed in one out of
every three or four million people. You actually have it, Brian,
I got extracted from you. You try to tell me
I'm the man. You fine, There's something else that you

(53:15):
have that I haven't told you about. There's something else
I need to tell you. I got you something I
got pass what Bright? You just got pranked. You just
got pranked by nephew Tommy from the Steve Hall and
warning show. Your wife and Nika got me the plant
phone called you.

Speaker 2 (53:33):
I mean, man, that boy.

Speaker 5 (53:43):
Rank.

Speaker 2 (53:45):
We got to take one. We got to do it.
It's it's necessary, and.

Speaker 3 (53:51):
You don't even feel bad about it?

Speaker 4 (53:52):
Do you tell you?

Speaker 11 (53:53):
Nah?

Speaker 7 (53:53):
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I really do. Why are really?

Speaker 4 (54:00):
I don't know why I want to prank Charles Barker.
I got Shack number. If I called Shack, you know
I prank Shack backing, Yeah you did that.

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I did.

Speaker 4 (54:08):
I did against Shaq. But if I called Shack, maybe
Shack could give me Charles number. You got Choe Barker number.

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No nothing, no prank.

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We got Kenney's number. We got Kenny.

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I don't get it. I just saw Kenny of that dog.
I don't get into stuff like that. I don't do that.
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But I mean yo, see right that time and see
you gonna see. That's why I don't kill people's number.
How you get my number?

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Speaker 12 (56:25):
Dear Stephen Shirley, I'm a fifty two year old married
woman and my husband is fifty six. We've been married
for fifteen years and he's taken me through a lot
of ups and downs. When we met, he told me
that he had just had a baby by a woman
that he only had sex with one time. A few
years later, I found out that he was not supporting
the child, and when things got ugly, the woman called

(56:47):
me and said my husband used to pay her for sex.
I was so hurt because he didn't tell me any
of that, and he calls himself a deacon at the church.
He ended up having to backpay child support to this woman. Then,
six years into our marriage, the woman called me again
and said she had been sleeping.

Speaker 1 (57:06):
With my husband. My husband called her a liar, and
I stood by him.

Speaker 12 (57:11):
Over the years, we spent a lot of time with
his son and the woman hasn't been tripping. About a
month ago, my husband had to have his appendix taken
out and he was put under anesthesia. When he came
to after surgery, he called out for the woman, his
son's mother. I was furious, but I didn't act up

(57:31):
in the hospital. I later told him what he did,
and he said it was a medicine and he must
have been upset with her and subconsciously said her name.
I checked in with the woman to see if she'd
been talking to my husband for anything other than her son.
She said he'd been calling her again, and my heart
sank right after that. I could have sworn he called
her name while we were making love, but he denied

(57:54):
it over and over. I don't know what kind of
hole this woman has over him, and my tuition says
he's still sleeping with her.

Speaker 1 (58:02):
Do I investigate further?

Speaker 12 (58:03):
Or should I let it go and trust my man?
Trust your man, trust your gut, trust your intuition here
because he's already proven that he's untrustworthy. Okay, he's lied
to you about his relationship with the woman a few times.
He said he had a baby buyer. She said that
he was paying her for sex. You said during your
fifteen years of marriage, he's taking you through a lot

(58:26):
of ups and downs and mostly having to do with
this woman. Thank god he started paying child support because
I'm sure you don't want to be with the deadbeat dad,
even though the son isn't biologically yours, but you were
taking care of him and helping him and everything. Him
calling you the baby's mama during sex.

Speaker 1 (58:44):
I know that had to hurt.

Speaker 12 (58:47):
He lied about that, But investigating further means what. It
doesn't mean anything. He's not going to tell you the truth.
He hasn't so far, and she will tell you everything,
probably hoping to get him back. So in this instance,
trust your instincts, trust your intuition, Steve.

Speaker 4 (59:05):
I don't know who decide with right here in this
letter because it's just so all over the place. You
fifty two, your husband fifty six. Y'all been married fifteen years.
He's taken you through a lot of ups and downs.
When you first met you, he told me he had
just had a baby by a woman that he only

(59:27):
had sex with one time. A few years later I
found out he was not supporting the child. And when
things got ugly, the woman called me and said, my
husband used to pay her for sex.

Speaker 2 (59:40):
All right, let's stop right here.

Speaker 4 (59:43):
This woman called you and told you that your husband
used to pay her for sex. Now, I ain't trying
to be in your business, but.

Speaker 2 (59:57):
What is this call? Come on, what is this call? Well,
to keep it real, radioish, this is called prostitution. That's
what it is.

Speaker 4 (01:00:12):
It's one of the oldest professions in the world, when
women charge men and men pay for sexual favors. So
now the prostitute calls you and tells you that he
used to pay her for sex.

Speaker 2 (01:00:29):
All right.

Speaker 4 (01:00:30):
I was so hurt because he didn't tell me any
of that. And he calls himself a deacon at the church. Well,
just in defense of him, he didn't tell.

Speaker 2 (01:00:40):
You any of that.

Speaker 4 (01:00:41):
I don't none of us would have told you, none
of us that ain't no information. We fit the volunteer
under the fact that he a decon at the church.
Ain't got nothing new with the mailman, ain't gonna tell
you that. I'm gonna tell you that right now, though
uber driving ain't gonna share that information with you. Or
the dude to drive a PEPSI truck, he not gonna

(01:01:02):
tell you that either. It's a lot of people ain't
gonna tell you that right here. The guy to working
for a motor company, dude on the piggy line at
the UAE order the u a w audo strike right now,
ain't gonna come out and tell you he used to
pay a woman for sex at Nobody gonna do that.

Speaker 2 (01:01:16):
And he calls himself a deacon at the church. Well,
that ain't nothing new either.

Speaker 4 (01:01:23):
He ended up having to back pay child support to
this woman as he should. Then six years until I marriage,
the woman called me again and said she had been
sleeping with my husband. My husband called her a liar,
and I stood by him. Who is this woman that
keep making the damn call? I ain't nobody.

Speaker 2 (01:01:46):
She busy.

Speaker 4 (01:01:47):
Every time she want to get in your head, she
make a call. Now she told you to sleep with
your husband your husband called her a lie, and I
stood bye. Well, I can't tell you who who and
all this here, but she sure don't make a lot
of in ass calls. First time she called you and
told she was prostitute, that was that's the hell of information, volunteer.

Speaker 2 (01:02:08):
I don't know a lot of women make that phone call. Anyway.

Speaker 4 (01:02:14):
Over the years, we spent a lot of time with
his son, and the woman hasn't been tripping well because
you paid that back child's boy. So now we're good.
About a month ago, my husband had to have his
appendix taken out and he was put on the anastasia.
When he came out after surgery, he called out for
the woman, his son's mother, and I was serious, but
I didn't act up in the hospital. Oh well, you

(01:02:35):
didn't act out in the hospital. But when we come back,
we'll find out where acting out start.

Speaker 2 (01:02:39):
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Speaker 12 (01:03:25):
All right, Come on, Steve Let's recap today's strawberry letter.
The subject you can't blame that on the medicine.

Speaker 4 (01:03:32):
Woman married to a man been going through ups and
downs to be married fifteen years. When they first met,
he told her that he was having a baby by
woman he had sex with one time. Later on, the
woman called him and said, now your husband had been
paying her to have sex.

Speaker 2 (01:03:48):
That's called prostitution.

Speaker 4 (01:03:50):
He was upset because he calls himself a deacon after
church ended up having to backpay child support. And then
six years into the marriage, the woman called again to
said your husband was sleeping with him. Your husband said
he was a lie. You stood by your man, and
because you know she ain't make no big deal of it,
I guess and the husband so anyway, over the years,

(01:04:11):
y'all to spent a lot of time with his son,
and the woman ain't been tripping. That's because he paid
that back child's support. About a month ago, my husband
had to have appendix taking out. He was out and
put on the anesthesia. When he came out after surgery,
he called out for the woman, his son's mother. I
was furious, but I didn't act up in the hospital.
I later told him what he did, and he said

(01:04:32):
it was the medicine and he must have been upset
with her and subconsciously said her name, perfect response, absolutely
perfectly you and five boy, boy, that's higher, that's higher.

Speaker 2 (01:04:49):
Whoa, that was nice? That was nice. Number one. It
was a fact in there.

Speaker 4 (01:04:56):
It was probably the medicine, see that right there, back
and then what he said, he was upset.

Speaker 2 (01:05:03):
With her and probably subconsciously said her name. All that
sound good? That that was perfect right there? Woo, that
was that was classic. I can't even love that.

Speaker 4 (01:05:16):
One scale of one to ten, you get you get
a ten point.

Speaker 2 (01:05:19):
Two for that one.

Speaker 1 (01:05:20):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:05:22):
Anyway, I checked in with the woman to see if
she'd been talking to my husband Fred anything other than
her son. She said he's been calling her again, and
my heart saint.

Speaker 2 (01:05:36):
Well, but listen to me.

Speaker 4 (01:05:38):
You just said she'd been You asked her if she'd
been talking to your husband for anything other than their son.
The woman said, he's been calling her again, And my
heart saint, the woman could be lying. He's been calling
her again. They've been talking about the son. Did she

(01:05:58):
tell you what he been calling again? Talking about? My
heart sank? This woman right here is in the heart
sinking business. I wouldn't put a lot of weight behind
too much of nothing, she says. But anyway, okay, right
after that, I could have sworn he called me her
name while we were making love, but he denied it.

Speaker 2 (01:06:19):
Over and on.

Speaker 4 (01:06:21):
You say you could have sworn, now, that means you
didn't quite hear it. I could have sworn. See that
means you didn't quite hear it her ears. See, I'm
not really sure about that. I'm not really sure. But
you say I could have sworn, now, you either heard

(01:06:44):
somebody else's name or not. Now, unless your name is Claire,
uh huh, come on, and her name is Pierre, we
gotta have a sounder like in hear something?

Speaker 2 (01:06:58):
What is her names?

Speaker 4 (01:07:00):
You to put y'all's name in this letter, so I
could have seen how you could have thought you said
that other name? Because what could he have said other
than your name that would make.

Speaker 2 (01:07:11):
You I could have sworn. See now you reach it.
You either heard it and you can't. A woman know
her damn name? It ain't No, I could have sworn
he called her. Now I'm telling you. You know what
your name is. You know if he called you another

(01:07:33):
name or not?

Speaker 3 (01:07:36):
Right?

Speaker 4 (01:07:37):
No, sir, Now you know if your name Deborah and
her name didre Now we got to work through that. Deborah,
did you know? Could have been y'all or what you heard?

Speaker 6 (01:07:48):
You know?

Speaker 4 (01:07:49):
Yeah, choosing suan not right where? We got a little
problem in here, see right there, So I don't know.
I can't help you with this.

Speaker 2 (01:08:05):
Right here.

Speaker 4 (01:08:06):
I don't know what kind of hole this woman has
over him. You don't know what kind of.

Speaker 2 (01:08:10):
Hole she got?

Speaker 1 (01:08:13):
What kind of hole?

Speaker 9 (01:08:13):
Does she have?

Speaker 1 (01:08:14):
A roos d?

Speaker 4 (01:08:17):
You really, you really don't even have to You can
change one letter in there and it explains at all.
You don't know what kind of hole this woman has
over him. Hold it spelled h O l D. Whole
is spelled h O l E. See once again, you

(01:08:41):
could have sworn, he said your name. Now, you don't
know what kind of hold this woman has over here?

Speaker 6 (01:08:52):
I do.

Speaker 4 (01:08:52):
I know exactly what it is, and you know it.
We're not taking this out. This is good ass radio.
I could have sworn she said my name. I could
have sworn. You saying I don't know what kind of
hole Okay she has over him? Whole sounds a lot

(01:09:16):
like hold. You see what I'm saying. Confusion, But I've
got confused at all.

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Speaker 8 (01:11:13):
Okay, Clemson and Texas playing Tennessee, Ohio State, SMU, Penn State, Indiana.

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Know the Dame. Everybody has a buye is Georgia, Arizona,
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That's it.

Speaker 3 (01:11:28):
That's it. Notice I did not say Alabama. They didn't
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Those are probably well the ones that's got to buy
is probably the four that would have made it, you
know what I mean, the top four ranking that they
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Oregon ball them top four, but no Alabama.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean what was Alabama's record though?

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He lost three games?

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That's why they're not in it?

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Speaker 3 (01:12:22):
You can't do that?

Speaker 2 (01:12:24):
Don't want it? Day out?

Speaker 4 (01:12:27):
Mm hmmm they I know that's gonna create some problem
with all Alabama fairs two O five.

Speaker 2 (01:12:33):
Your yeah not this year? Hey, jun you when do
we know who wins the Heisman? What day is that?

Speaker 5 (01:12:40):
Oh?

Speaker 8 (01:12:40):
That's coming up in over the holiday well know over
the holidays. Okay, cool, but you know you aren't know
who got that though. I hope it's hire Who else
ie Travis Hunt?

Speaker 1 (01:12:50):
I hope.

Speaker 2 (01:12:51):
So I'm pulling for him. Listen, go get it.

Speaker 3 (01:12:55):
Come on, Travis is yours. It's Travis Hunt.

Speaker 2 (01:12:58):
He's business college man.

Speaker 3 (01:13:00):
He gotta have to get it.

Speaker 2 (01:13:02):
Who else is up for other than traps?

Speaker 8 (01:13:04):
Cam War from Miami, the quarterback for Oregon and is
one more another quarterback?

Speaker 3 (01:13:11):
But it's it's to forget all that. It's traffick. Just
give it to traffic so we.

Speaker 2 (01:13:14):
Can move on. Give the trap all right?

Speaker 3 (01:13:16):
Yeah, tra Colorado is coming out of Colorado.

Speaker 2 (01:13:20):
It's traps.

Speaker 3 (01:13:20):
Huh, best player, here we go.

Speaker 8 (01:13:24):
Coming up at the top of the hour, a fifty
year old man with the bed and blamed it on medication.

Speaker 3 (01:13:30):
He needs some advice.

Speaker 1 (01:13:31):
Uh, you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 11 (01:13:36):
This one is from Vontrell in Colombia. I am sleeping
in the guest room because I peed in the bed
by mistake. I peed on myself after I took a
muscle relaxer for backspasms.

Speaker 1 (01:13:49):
I couldn't control it.

Speaker 11 (01:13:50):
I've always suffered from backspasms, and the pain got worse
when I turned fifty. I don't know if you've ever
taken a muscle relaxer, but it will have you so
out of it you don't realize what you're doing. My
wife acts like I did it on purpose.

Speaker 1 (01:14:06):
How do I get my wife to forgive me and
let me sleep next to her in our bed?

Speaker 2 (01:14:10):
Well, I've taken a muscle relax me before, Tommy, have you? Yeah,
it ain't relaxing. All I got from Junior.

Speaker 3 (01:14:19):
Yeah, I've taken one.

Speaker 4 (01:14:20):
I got you to relax all your muscle, even the
clinch muscle. You can't ever relax the clinch muscle.

Speaker 2 (01:14:30):
Belus. The clinch is what keeps you.

Speaker 4 (01:14:33):
I'm surprised you ain't just just all over the sheets
with everything. Get all your muscles. My whole butt just
holding up. I couldn't stop nothing, just ste no mom
telling meut. I take that muscle relaxing. My whole butt
got relaxed, just holding up. I just gods, sitting up
in there man, like I was just sitting up in

(01:14:54):
a canna paint.

Speaker 2 (01:14:55):
I was just sitting up in here, man.

Speaker 4 (01:14:56):
Whole butt just hold wide up, just a relaxed I
couldn't stop, but I kept going, Am I actually doing
what I think I'm doing? Hey, dog, I've I've taken
muscle relaxes before.

Speaker 11 (01:15:10):
Von Treo Colombia name von Trail and Colombia von Treuil.

Speaker 2 (01:15:16):
Auntie done.

Speaker 1 (01:15:22):
What he said. He pee in the bed, So she
can't forgive him.

Speaker 2 (01:15:26):
She got peid on. She was in that bed. Yeah,
she got wet. She didn't hear about it.

Speaker 4 (01:15:36):
She was laying up there and went what they say, what?
But but he hit a part of von Treuil or
whatever name is, Yes, that's his name, hit a part.

Speaker 2 (01:15:50):
He ain't telling y'all what. He kept sleeping. She is upset?
Or you just don't sleep and pee on me? Then
there you can't stop it?

Speaker 4 (01:16:05):
Now?

Speaker 2 (01:16:05):
What's worse if you was awakened? Diddy?

Speaker 1 (01:16:09):
Oh yeah, yeah, that's pretty bad because you can get
to the restaurant.

Speaker 2 (01:16:12):
So Von Treel I can't help you, don't you know.
I don't know what you've done. I can't help.

Speaker 1 (01:16:17):
There's nothing he could do to get hurt. To forgive him,
that's what he's asking.

Speaker 2 (01:16:21):
The need to get it. Give it. Nobody on me.
I don't know what you want me to do.

Speaker 5 (01:16:27):
P on me.

Speaker 4 (01:16:27):
We pretty much through for life. It really may me
and you can't talk, make eye contact. I can't see
you know where you know. We can't be out in
no gala nothing. Yeah, we can't be nowhere in for
me with nothing.

Speaker 2 (01:16:47):
Okay, Joe, we can't ride in the car no more.
What is you looking out the window full? What is
you getting ready to do?

Speaker 3 (01:16:55):
Look out?

Speaker 2 (01:16:56):
You can't do nothing?

Speaker 5 (01:16:58):
Man?

Speaker 1 (01:17:02):
Quiet?

Speaker 4 (01:17:04):
Yeah, but you holding my mom for Let let my
mom go. They can't drive her nowhere. Don't slam on
these brakes. Don't you slam on these brakes.

Speaker 2 (01:17:26):
It's not good. Not a good look.

Speaker 5 (01:17:28):
Not a good look.

Speaker 2 (01:17:29):
All right, he gotta be in a guest He's gonna
be in that guest room for a minute. Yeah, pretty much.

Speaker 1 (01:17:34):
She's not getting past this right now.

Speaker 11 (01:17:36):
We don't have time for another one, So Steve, that's
gotta be one suggestion that you have for von Trail Flowers.

Speaker 1 (01:17:44):
A new mattress.

Speaker 4 (01:17:46):
You need to put that plastic thing they got down
there for them kids. What that thing that that line
and they got on. They need that cover, yeah that
they need to make all the noise when you lay
on the sheet.

Speaker 2 (01:17:56):
That thing right there. They need that. Yeah, I ain't
got nothing for him because it ain't nothing, not saying
my wife.

Speaker 3 (01:18:05):
He's fifty though.

Speaker 1 (01:18:07):
Okay, there you go, Junior.

Speaker 2 (01:18:08):
That's it all right.

Speaker 8 (01:18:10):
Coming up twenty minutes after the hour more of the
Steve Hobby Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (01:18:15):
You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 11 (01:18:20):
Imagine you gave your wife a gift that you thought
was perfect for her, and months later you see her
sister wearing it.

Speaker 1 (01:18:28):
This happened to a man in Iowa. Yup, Tommy.

Speaker 11 (01:18:30):
His wife admitted that she gave the gift to her
sister as a last minute birthday gift.

Speaker 1 (01:18:36):
He was not happy.

Speaker 11 (01:18:37):
So how do you feel about regifting? Was the wife
entitled to do whatever she wanted to do with her gift.

Speaker 2 (01:18:43):
Not not with some IDN bought.

Speaker 7 (01:18:46):
Yeah, don't tell you that right now Jackie's sister Natal
that cannot be walking around with what I bought jack
at all.

Speaker 11 (01:18:54):
Okay, So no to the regifting because you gave it
to your wife. That's not it's not in a good look.

Speaker 2 (01:19:02):
That ain't cool at all. No, No, No, that's that's not. Uh.
I don't care if you don't like it, which obviously
she didn't. No, she did, No, don't, I don't. I
don't know. You can't do that. That's rude.

Speaker 1 (01:19:15):
Yeah, it is.

Speaker 4 (01:19:16):
I buy a gift, man, put all my thought into
this and then you give it to somebody.

Speaker 2 (01:19:21):
Yeah, you know what is this gift? Though? What did
he buy that his wife didn't want?

Speaker 4 (01:19:26):
What is that?

Speaker 2 (01:19:28):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:19:28):
It was the last minute.

Speaker 11 (01:19:30):
She decided at the last minute to give it to
her sister, last minute birthday gift.

Speaker 1 (01:19:34):
So, like Steve said, whatever.

Speaker 4 (01:19:35):
It was your thin ass bracelet, real real wanting real thin,
asked bracelet. I'm talking about man, damn nil damn neil
sewing threll damn.

Speaker 2 (01:19:48):
Looked like goal sewing thread. That's what she got.

Speaker 3 (01:19:54):
Yeah, born to show at thirty three after the hour, will.

Speaker 2 (01:19:58):
Play a roud or would you rather look like floss?

Speaker 1 (01:20:03):
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Okay, call this place rounder. Would you rather what's head?

Speaker 2 (01:20:38):
Who we got? All right?

Speaker 11 (01:20:40):
Junior, Steve and Tommy? Would you rather do all the
Christmas baking? Or cook all of the side dishes?

Speaker 2 (01:20:48):
Yet?

Speaker 6 (01:20:48):
Me?

Speaker 2 (01:20:49):
No side? Get a sien.

Speaker 4 (01:20:52):
I can't bag. Let me tell you this right here,
wait on me to bake something. Let me tell you something.
It's gonna be a ragged ad Chris.

Speaker 1 (01:21:01):
You can't bake it all?

Speaker 2 (01:21:02):
See m hm No, okay not a.

Speaker 7 (01:21:07):
I can make that pounds, Sarah le pound cake. I
can have it right for you because you frosted.

Speaker 2 (01:21:15):
Let them sides. Yeah. I can get the greens.

Speaker 4 (01:21:18):
I can get the greens damn near right, Okay, I
can get the yams perfect nice. Ain't no need of
looking for no mac of cheese. We're not finna do that.

Speaker 5 (01:21:28):
You can that?

Speaker 2 (01:21:29):
I have to be craft. Okay about the black eyed pea,
can you hand it?

Speaker 4 (01:21:35):
Eh?

Speaker 2 (01:21:36):
I usually forget to soak them, so it's gonna be
a little chewy.

Speaker 1 (01:21:42):
So no one with black eyed peas. Yeah, what, let's
move on, all right?

Speaker 11 (01:21:46):
Would you rather give up sex until twenty twenty five
or get a job at the mall wrapping gifts?

Speaker 1 (01:21:55):
Twenty twenty five is in a few weeks.

Speaker 4 (01:21:58):
Yeah, it's a long term, So I'm not going down
to themorw rapping. No damn gift. I'm gonna tell you
that right now. That's how long happened.

Speaker 2 (01:22:05):
You're gonna wait till twenty.

Speaker 7 (01:22:06):
Twenty fox, Look, yeah, I can do that today is
what I'm sick? What I got hey, you know, And
I'm gonna be down there with them ribbons and but
what color you want on this one?

Speaker 3 (01:22:16):
Right now, I'm saying I'm Joe and then I'm gonna
taken have sex when I get off.

Speaker 2 (01:22:23):
Just worry about no, all right?

Speaker 3 (01:22:26):
Would you rather.

Speaker 11 (01:22:28):
Eggnog with whipped cream or hot cocoa with marshmallows?

Speaker 2 (01:22:34):
How about that? Wow? I don't. I don't do either
one of them. Really, I do nothing.

Speaker 1 (01:22:43):
Oh no, whip cream, you don't want.

Speaker 2 (01:22:44):
Whoop crem Okay, marshmallows is in the way of the
hot chocolate. It's just in the way. See, y'all don't
have lips this side.

Speaker 1 (01:22:54):
It's based on your lip sides.

Speaker 4 (01:22:56):
If you go, you are the marshmallows in there. I'll
never get to that hot chocolate. My mouth will half
every marshmallow in the damn all over my mustache, all
around my nose, be everything in my.

Speaker 6 (01:23:13):
Man?

Speaker 2 (01:23:14):
What have you been doing?

Speaker 7 (01:23:15):
Man?

Speaker 2 (01:23:15):
You got ray beans? What's wrong with you?

Speaker 1 (01:23:20):
All right? Would you rather pick one?

Speaker 2 (01:23:22):
Here's here you go? Pick one?

Speaker 11 (01:23:24):
Heated floors in your house or heated toilet seats?

Speaker 2 (01:23:28):
I got this conversation.

Speaker 7 (01:23:32):
Come on, fellas, star got the toilet seat, I ain't
got the heat it flow?

Speaker 2 (01:23:36):
Now that would be fly.

Speaker 1 (01:23:37):
Look at the rich. Look at.

Speaker 6 (01:23:41):
That?

Speaker 2 (01:23:41):
Ain't being rich? Not being rich? What you got you
got to heat it? Float?

Speaker 8 (01:23:46):
Thought after the hour Uncle Steve's closing remarks.

Speaker 1 (01:23:58):
You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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Speaker 3 (01:24:33):
All right, uugh is on you man's close remarks?

Speaker 2 (01:24:35):
Did you get Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:24:36):
You know what, Let me encourage people today because I
want to I want to empower everybody that's listening today.
Here's some an interesting piece of information that you have
to embed in your thinking. Because you have the power
of choice, you can actually decide. You can actually decide

(01:24:59):
how you choose to live your life, and you can
have a direct say so in the outcome of your life.
Life is not just you waking up and you playing
the cards you dealt. Now, life has some of those.
You're gonna be dealt a blow. Sometimes you're gonna dealt
a disappointment. You're gonna have to You're gonna be dealt
some grief. You're gonna be dealt some setbacks. Those are

(01:25:22):
the cards of life. But life is ten percent what
happens to you. It is ninety percent what you do
about it. Everybody gets dealt these cards at one time
or another, but everybody handles it differently. And the difference
between successful people and non successful people are the way

(01:25:44):
you handle the cards you are dealt, and you have
the power to decide how you do that. The best
way to handle it is to have a positive outlook
towards everything. And I know that sounds difficult, and it's
virtually impossible to maintain all the time, even for me.

(01:26:04):
But for the most part, I maintain a positive outlook,
a positive, positive attitude. I say it on the radio
sometime in the beginning. If you start with gratitude, gratitude
affects your attitude. Your attitude determines your altitude. I call

(01:26:25):
it the three tudes, Gratitude, attitude, altitude. And that's the
part that a lot of people miss. You think that
you have to buy into a bad day, You really don't.
And you can start with the way you think. First
of all, here's a definite daykiller. If you make the announcement,

(01:26:51):
if you lay claim I'm not a morning person. Do
you even understand what you've done? Can you understand the
magnitude of that statement alone, I'm not a morning person?

Speaker 2 (01:27:09):
Well, that's kind of.

Speaker 4 (01:27:09):
Crazy to me, because seeing us how the gold is
to wake up every morning, why.

Speaker 2 (01:27:16):
Would you not be a morning person?

Speaker 4 (01:27:18):
But you know how many people you've heard they claim
to that, and look at everybody you know that says
I'm not a morning person.

Speaker 2 (01:27:26):
It explains a lot about where you are. Listen to me.

Speaker 4 (01:27:31):
I love mornings. I love waking up. I really like
being up before the suns come up. I like to
wake up and hear the birds praising God any morning.
Do you know that the birds have enough sing, enough
sense that when the sun is cracking the sky, they
start chirping, They praising, They're announcing a new day. Rooster's crow,

(01:27:55):
birds chirping, sing because it's a new day. There all
grateful for it. Why would you not be Stop saying
negative things to start your day wrong. I got up
on the wrong side of the bed. Okay, get back
in it and put your feet on the other side.
You get to determine that. Man, you really really do.

(01:28:17):
Stop buying into something. Somebody talking about you, they don't
know you. Somebody posting something about you online that's not true.
What does it really change unless you buy into it.
I get stuff posted about me online all the time
that's so far from truth.

Speaker 2 (01:28:35):
But guess what. I quit reading that stuff, man, I
quit letting people call me with it.

Speaker 4 (01:28:40):
Man, you all right, what you mean Tom, Are you
see what they said?

Speaker 9 (01:28:43):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:28:43):
I didn't see what they said. Who is they? The Internet?

Speaker 10 (01:28:47):
Boy?

Speaker 2 (01:28:47):
Are you for real?

Speaker 4 (01:28:49):
You're calling me to tell me what the internet said?
When the Internet don't know me? Bruh, Listen to me.
You know what helps me a lot. Martin Luther King
had a say. Martin Luther King said, a man can't
ride your back unless you bend over. I don't bend over.
You're not riding my back. I give nobody the power

(01:29:12):
of my life except God Almighty. Here is the author
and the architect of my being and my future. And
I don't care what you say on the Internet or
the podcast. You are not the architect and author.

Speaker 2 (01:29:30):
Of my being or my future.

Speaker 4 (01:29:32):
You can't destroy me because you didn't make me.

Speaker 2 (01:29:36):
And I got news for you.

Speaker 4 (01:29:38):
You can't stop nothing God got for me. Do you
know something, y'all? If God gives you something, there is
nothing no man can do about it. And they better
be careful. They need to be careful because if God
has blessed you, if God meant for you to have it,
and then you see you see a person coming along
trying to take it from you, Oh careful, be very

(01:30:02):
very careful. You people are not by themselves. People who
love the Lord are not by themselves. Man, they got
a friend, they got, they got they got a power
greater than you are me. So be very careful when
you start touching God's people. People that love God, people,

(01:30:23):
praying people, people that's annoying it. People that God got
on assignment, people that God got a plan for. I'm
on assignment. I have an assignment.

Speaker 2 (01:30:32):
I'm on Now. You can knock me if you want to,
but be very careful.

Speaker 5 (01:30:37):
Now.

Speaker 4 (01:30:37):
I'm not supposed to say anything to you. Every now
and then I get human, though. Every now and then
I just I'm just human. I ran up into somebody
that said something real negative about me something one time.
I just, you know, I should have ignored it and
played it off, because God don't need my help. Vengeance
is mine saith the Lord. But when I saw him,

(01:31:01):
I didn't see the Lord at that time. So I
handled it. Let God handle it for you. Stay on
the wall, y'all. Remember I'm having to see choice shows.

Speaker 2 (01:31:13):
My clothing rem off. Talk to God today. Laps would
love to hear from me, y'all.

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