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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Soon give them back.
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A million bus busy listening to to.
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I want to joy Joy.
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You know you love?
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You gotta turn.
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I can't.
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Got to turn the mouth turn. You probably got to
turn mouth turn the water of the Monica loove me
come come out you think that, Uh huh, I sure will.
Speaker 6 (02:03):
Good morning everybody. You're listening to the voice, Come on
dig me now, one and only Steve Harvey got a
radio show. Here we go today. I think I have
something for a lot of people today, at least I
hope I do. And this is about on your journey,
And this is about something that happens to us all.
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I mean, what happens to all of us from time
to time when we get discouraged, What happens to all
of us when we feel like quitting, What happens to
all of us when we have that turnback moment, What
happens to all of us.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
When it don't seem like it's going to pan out.
Speaker 6 (02:50):
Because I want you to understand something that everyone, every
single living soul, has those thoughts about something at some
point point in their life. I mean, you know, look,
I've oftentimes been discouraged about things not happening as fast
as I like them. All things don't pan out the
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way I would like for them to have panned out.
I mean, it's so many ways to get discouraged. But
what my encouragement to you is when discouragement comes is
understand this. It is a part of the growth process.
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It is a test. It is a test of your faith.
How bad you want it, do you really believe? That's
all faith is is, simply, and I've said this how
many times. Faith is the belief in things that you
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cannot see. So when discouragement comes, set back comes, it
is a test of your faith. At least it's been
that way for me. Now other people can explain it
another way. I'm not other people. I can only give
it to you the way it has come to me
and throughout my life, and man o man or man
discouragement sometimes it's tough to deal with because it seems
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at times when you were discouraged that it is so
absolute that this means the end, and if you allow
it to set in, it can be just that the
end of you, when merely merely it was a test.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
That's all it is.
Speaker 6 (04:42):
But the majority of people that I know who are
not successful or who have told me the story of
how they gave up, it was because at a moment
of discouragement that they allowed it to set in and
it became so engulfing that it became the reason why
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you shouldn't finish. And then they started justifying it with
hitt one that I hate to hear. Well, if it's
God's will, excuse me. If it's God's will that you fail.
If it's God's will that you're not successful. If it's
God's will that you lay down and give up, it's
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God's will that you allow yourself to amount to, not
to not reach your potential. That's God's will. That's not
the God I know. That's not the God I serve.
That's not the God I've read about. That's not the
God I believe in. I'm sorry. I just my mother
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always taught me something that he didn't bring me this
far to leave me. I just don't believe that, not
for a second. Now have I convinced myself for some things, yep?
Have I allowed the devil to come into the picture
and paint a different one from it. Yep, yep, I've
done all of that. But you can't blame that on God. Now,
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come on, So when discouragement comes, try to look at
it if you can, as a test of your faith,
and you merely have to pass the test. It could
be for a day, a half a day, a few hours,
a week, a few weeks, it don't matter. Don't nobody
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know how long the test period is. Your job is
to keep the faith and keep moving. Keep the faith
and keep moving, keep working, keep believing, keep hope alive.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
That's your job.
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If you do that, that's how you pass the test.
It could be over tomorrow, it could be over in
two weeks, it could be over in a month.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
You don't know.
Speaker 6 (06:54):
But all you got to do is wake up and
keep the faith and fight the discouraging feeling.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
And how do you do that? Steve? Now here we go.
Speaker 6 (07:03):
This is the part I know about for show because
how many times I've had to fight off discouragement in
order to get to where God wanted me to be.
What do you do when you become discouraged? Well, I
think of the outcome. When I get discouraged about a task,
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I think about the outcome. Man, what would it be
like if I were to complete the task? What would
it be like?
Speaker 1 (07:30):
Man?
Speaker 6 (07:31):
What would the outcome be for me if I hung
long in there, if I didn't give up, If I imagine,
I imagine if I don't quit. I imagine if I
don't give up, what would it be like? Man, Suppose
everything I'm hoping for comes true. But if I don't
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quit and give up, that might just be the case.
I start talking to myself like that, think of what
the upside is.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
What's the upside to stay in with it?
Speaker 6 (08:05):
You see, all this is the same thing. I'm just
giving you different ways to look at it. I'm saying
the exact same thing over and over. But I'm just
trying to find the switch that connects in your mind
where you can say, Okay, man, I'm gonna hang in there.
Because if you think of the outcome and the outcome
is appealing to you, if you imagine what it would
be like if you don't give up or you don't quit,
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if you think only of what the upside is to
stay in with it, And then I go, where can
this lead to? If I stay with it, man, and
the outcome comes true? What else could that lead me?
To because I mean, there's always more to it. So
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where else could this lead me to? What are the possibilities?
Speaker 4 (08:53):
Man?
Speaker 6 (08:54):
What are the limitless possibilities? What could God possibly have
in store for me? If I just hang in there,
if I pass this test of faith? If I just
pass this test, now, it ain't gonna be the only one.
But you gotta get past this one. No, then you
gonna hear the smooth plane. Then it's gonna be another one.
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It's gonna be another one. Life ain't nothing but a
series of tests.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
Man.
Speaker 6 (09:20):
Man, when you're thinking about giving up, when you're discouraged,
think of the outcome. Imagine what it would be like
if you don't quit, if you don't give up, what's
the upside to staying with it? Where can this all
lead to? What can this get you to? If you
do this and you get to where you think you
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want to be? Oh my god, what's after that? What
are the limitless and endless possibilities of holding on to
your faith?
Speaker 1 (09:50):
What could really be out there for me? Man?
Speaker 6 (09:52):
If I just pass this test, you gotta talk yourself
into hanging in there.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
You're listening to the Steve Harvey morning shows.
Speaker 6 (10:00):
Ladies and gentlemen, you know what I guess you do
by now start to show almost the same way every day,
by recognizing that it is a new day that you
simply don't have to be here. It's not a given.
It is a gift. And what a great and wonderful
gift it is. Man, Thank you God for that one
right there. I shall appreciate the ride.
Speaker 7 (10:22):
Man.
Speaker 6 (10:23):
Sometimes it's bumpy lumpy. Sometimes it's got a lot of
pitfalls in it. Sometimes it gotta take a detour in it.
Sometimes the traffic ain't moving at all. But whatever the
deal is, I'm sitting here and I'm giving you the wheel.
I'm in the back seat riding. I might look out
at the windshiel there now and there is see what
you're doing. But it's just cause I'm human. But it'd
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be better if I just sat back and enjoyed the ride.
But then gotta do something right. Faith with our works
is dead right, So it's a combination. Just gotta work
with it. But keep talking to him because he loved
to hear from you, ladies and gentlemen. This is Steve
Harvre marta Show, Sheldon Strawberry calling for real Mississippi Monica.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
Jr.
Speaker 6 (11:01):
And the legend of nephew Tommy. You know what, JUNI,
you got on a different heckday, was going on with
your man and you're smiling. That's rare, that is so rare. Yeah, no,
just yeah, that's the fact.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
No, no, no, I'm good man.
Speaker 8 (11:18):
The important of planting seeds. You also have this hear
about planting seeds. If I just keep planting, well, you.
Speaker 6 (11:24):
Got a plant man to uh to produce a harvest.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
You gotta constantly put seeds in the ground.
Speaker 6 (11:30):
We are all farmers and we all end up harvesting
the seeds that we plant it. So if you're not
ever eaten, you got to think about, now, what have
you planted? Planting?
Speaker 1 (11:42):
You can't complain and plant them. Two don't work together.
Speaker 6 (11:46):
You can't be a hater and plant because nothing comes
out of rotten soil. So you gotta be kind of
conscious of everything that you're saying and you're doing, and
eventually you can harvest. But you are also got to
be careful about the seeds that you plant. You got
to give them time to produce crop. You can't put
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a seed in the ground this morning and look to
eat off of it this afternoon. That is not how
this works. There's a timing involved in growing crops. I
personally have a theory and that it has worked for
me because I was taught it by several people. Plant cover, fertilize,
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Plant cover, fertilize, plant cover, fertilize.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
If you do that every.
Speaker 6 (12:39):
Day, if you are constantly putting effort into the ground,
you walk on.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
The Bible says you reap what you sew. That's a factor.
Speaker 6 (12:48):
Man, So you gotta be constantly planting, fertilizing. You gotta constantly, man,
be doing that and then go and then you're gonna
look up and years later you can go back to
the first row.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
You plan it and start harvested.
Speaker 6 (13:07):
And then while you're harvest and you look up, and
when you put it in the storehouse, you look back
on the second role you plant it, and it's producing crops.
And that's how you have a continuous life and blessing
and flow. And there's gonna be some rain sometimes crop
gonna get wiped out by wind and then pesticides. He
come hate us. Yeah, you gotta beware of that locus
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coming through.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
That all right, keep playing up.
Speaker 2 (13:35):
Thirty two minutes after the hour we'll hear from the
nephew as he runs that brank back. Right after this.
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Speaker 9 (14:23):
It is time now for the nephew to run that
prank back.
Speaker 5 (14:26):
What you got for is nev You are not married
them kids. I'm not gonna say it, but you know
what those kids are. You know what they are, don't you?
Y'all y'all not married. I'm sorry. I just hate to
be the bearer of bad news, but let's run it
right quick. Cat dog, if you would hello.
Speaker 10 (14:43):
I'm trying to reach Brian. Yeah, how you doing, Brian,
My name is Daniel. Wanted to give you a call today.
You got a minute. Yeah, okay, listen. You're Brian, Brian right,
you're married to Althea.
Speaker 11 (14:59):
Yeah ll o, yeah, yeah, that's that's me.
Speaker 12 (15:02):
That's yeah.
Speaker 10 (15:03):
Okay, got a question for you. How long have you
guys been married?
Speaker 11 (15:07):
Going on nine years now, we've been married? Now, who
is it?
Speaker 10 (15:11):
My name is Daniel, were you were you guys married
at a Greater New Missionary Baptist Church.
Speaker 11 (15:18):
Lina see yeah, yeah, yes, yes, that's the name of
that church. Yeah, great, by nine years? Yeah, that's right.
Why what's going on? What's asking all these questions?
Speaker 12 (15:27):
Fus?
Speaker 10 (15:28):
Okay, do you remember the minister that officiated your actual
wedding ceremony?
Speaker 7 (15:34):
Yeah?
Speaker 10 (15:34):
Now, reverend right, Yeah, okay, I got the right person.
I wanted to make sure I had the right person, Brian.
So I'm I'm sorry if it if it seemed a
little weird to you. Here. Here's what's going on. We've
just come up with a new discovery a lot of
information that Reverend none of his credentials are true. Everything
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is false. He's not a minister at all, he never
was a minister, and every single wedding ceremony that he
officiated is basically null and void. So and I hate
to be the bear of bad news, but you and Alpha,
even though you think you've been married for nine years,
you guys are not married at all.
Speaker 11 (16:19):
No, no, no, no, no. That that you gotta have
the wrong person, because then that ten we got we
got married by nine years ago.
Speaker 10 (16:25):
And what I'm telling you is he he never was ordained.
He's never been an ordained minister. He's not a minister
at all. So when he performed this ceremony, your wedding ceremony,
he had no right to be doing that. You guys
are not are not married. You know, you guys have
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been living in sin for nine years.
Speaker 11 (16:49):
Hold on, hold on that.
Speaker 7 (16:50):
Let me tell you something.
Speaker 11 (16:51):
I ain't been living in offense. Me and my wife,
we have been married for nine years. And that man,
he's a preacher. I'm telling you he's a preacher. I
read the last Sunday Sir.
Speaker 10 (17:00):
As of today, he has no right to be in
anybody's pull pit. He has no right to be officiating,
whether it's weddings or funerals, no matter what it is,
christening's for children. He's not allowed to do that, and
we have officially stopped him from doing anything serving under
as being a pastor or a minister. We have stopped
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at But what I want you to know is that
you have been living in sin and you don't. We
want to try and get you guys married as soon
as possible, so you're not living in sin.
Speaker 11 (17:32):
Oh no, dog, I have been living in those sin.
I have been married for ninety years. This woman, she
has been taking care of me and my kids for
the past Wait.
Speaker 10 (17:42):
Wait a minute, wait a minute. Have you guys have children.
Speaker 11 (17:45):
Yeah, yeah, we have two kids, two beautiful kids.
Speaker 10 (17:48):
Okay, then those kids are bastards, amards.
Speaker 11 (17:50):
Hold on, hold on, let me tell you something. My
kids ain't no baskets.
Speaker 10 (17:53):
What about your kids?
Speaker 11 (17:54):
Your kids ambassts?
Speaker 10 (17:55):
No, sir, my kids were born in wedlock. Your kids
have been born out.
Speaker 11 (18:00):
I'm telling you that man did my service and he
is a preacher. He's a man after God's own heart himself.
He hasn't done everything that he could men my family.
He is a preacher, sir.
Speaker 10 (18:13):
I know it's hard for you to swallow the truth,
but I want you to know, and I need you
to be able to tell out thea that you guys
are not married and not as of right now.
Speaker 11 (18:22):
No, no, okay, so holder hold on now, back in
the older days, but before all these all these colleges
and stuff came came about. You telling me that their
men back in the old days, that they wasn't no preachers,
that they wasn't men.
Speaker 12 (18:35):
After the colu Is that what you're saying to me?
Speaker 10 (18:38):
What you what do you? What are you? What are
you getting at?
Speaker 1 (18:40):
Sir?
Speaker 11 (18:41):
What I'm trying to say is back in the older day,
baking the twenties and thirties, they didn't have all these
colleges and all these degrees and stuff like these new
preachers got these days that man now he was from
back then, and God called them and that's.
Speaker 7 (18:53):
What they went on too.
Speaker 11 (18:54):
And all them people that they married back then, they
did the same thing today. You don't even know what
degree to say that you're a preacher. You don't need
no life to say.
Speaker 12 (19:02):
You're a preacher.
Speaker 11 (19:03):
Me and my wife we've been married for nine years.
My kids have been born any wedlock.
Speaker 12 (19:08):
We were married.
Speaker 11 (19:09):
We were married for remend My friends and family, they
was all there, sir.
Speaker 10 (19:13):
The bottom line is that you have been living in
sin because you have not been married with your wife
for the last nine years. And your kids, I hate
to say it, your kids are bastards now, hond on Now.
Speaker 12 (19:25):
I done told you.
Speaker 11 (19:26):
Don't say nothing else about my kids saying I ain't
no custom.
Speaker 10 (19:29):
But don't push me.
Speaker 12 (19:30):
My kids ain't no bastard. You understand me.
Speaker 10 (19:33):
You won't getting me up, sir. I'm trying to give
you the truth and try to get you in here
and get you married so you will not be living
in sin any more than what you are.
Speaker 12 (19:40):
I'm living in noo sin. Look now you gonna make
me whoop your ass. You understand me and my wife
we have been married for nine years. Don't shit up
here in time me talking about that. We ain't mad
that man ain't no fatures. You understand. I get off
my ball, But that's my life. Those are my kids.
They have been born in wedlock. Do you understand, sir?
Speaker 10 (20:02):
So I just wanted to call and give you the
information so that you could probably stop living in sin.
That's all I wanted to do.
Speaker 12 (20:08):
I ain't living in those sins. That's what I just
told you. You ain't hear me.
Speaker 13 (20:11):
I ain't living in those saying niggure you the one
that's living up in some sin.
Speaker 12 (20:15):
Now, you ain't got nothing that say to me that
man that nine years ago they get your ass off
my phone, sir.
Speaker 10 (20:22):
So I have one more thing, one more thing I'd
like to say.
Speaker 12 (20:25):
You ain't got nothing ness to say to me. You
ain't get your ass off my th am phone. Now
do you understand me? I ain't got time.
Speaker 10 (20:32):
For this policy, sir. Can I say one more thing?
Speaker 12 (20:35):
What you got to say on me? Now?
Speaker 7 (20:36):
So?
Speaker 10 (20:36):
I just wanted to let you know that this is
nephew Tommy from the Steve Harby Morning Show. Your wife half.
THEA got me to prank phone call you.
Speaker 11 (20:45):
Oh man, Oh lord, it got yere.
Speaker 10 (20:51):
Uh got yere.
Speaker 11 (20:52):
I almost went in on you.
Speaker 7 (20:54):
Dog.
Speaker 12 (20:54):
You always made me go there.
Speaker 11 (20:55):
Yeah, I'm a good put you up to this.
Speaker 10 (20:58):
THEA got me to prank you man, wow man, oh man,
hey man? You alright with me?
Speaker 7 (21:05):
Brother?
Speaker 10 (21:05):
I got to ask youseth man, what is the baddest
and I mean the baddest radio show in the land.
Speaker 11 (21:11):
The Steve Arby on the Show Man tied.
Speaker 2 (21:16):
Back in an hour with another tied all right, nephew,
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it is time to ask the clo.
Speaker 1 (22:38):
We'll get to it all right.
Speaker 2 (22:40):
This one's from Eileen in Florence, our chief Love Officer,
Steve Harvey.
Speaker 9 (22:45):
Eileen writes, I've been outlived.
Speaker 2 (22:48):
I've outlived two of my husbands, and I've got a
lot of money saved up. I'll be eighty soon and
I want to sell my home so I can move
into a building with my girlfriend. My son said it's
too expensive. Why is he worried about it? Does he
want my money? Get right to it, miss Irene?
Speaker 6 (23:07):
Yeah, I think miss Irene, you should do what it
is you want to do. You sound like you a
sound mind and able body. You want move in with
your girlfriends?
Speaker 7 (23:16):
You ate it.
Speaker 1 (23:17):
This is your life to hear your son talking about
this too expensive.
Speaker 6 (23:20):
He ain't paying for sell your house, take your money,
go on over there and live with your girlfriends Golden girls.
Speaker 9 (23:30):
Yeah, I love it.
Speaker 1 (23:32):
Whylea's too expensive? Boy?
Speaker 12 (23:35):
Bye?
Speaker 1 (23:36):
Right? Do the thing, ma'am.
Speaker 6 (23:40):
Now lord, let me get to eighty. Please try to
stay in touch with why so I can show it
to you.
Speaker 1 (23:51):
I'm gonna let you know how it goes.
Speaker 7 (23:53):
Boy.
Speaker 2 (23:53):
Then moving on to uh Tamika in Springfield, Tamika, Right,
I clocked my child driving over the speed limits, so
I took her keys and I parked her car at
my sister's house. Two days later, I found out that
my sister was letting her come get the car before school. Okay,
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I love this line besides fighting, How shall I handle this?
Speaker 6 (24:19):
Nah?
Speaker 1 (24:21):
I'm really don't see no other way.
Speaker 9 (24:27):
I love that life.
Speaker 1 (24:29):
You know that seems that seems all right?
Speaker 9 (24:35):
So they got to fight two sisters?
Speaker 6 (24:37):
No, I mean, you know, look, you gotta explain to
your sister what she obviously doesn't know.
Speaker 1 (24:42):
Does she have children, Probably not right.
Speaker 6 (24:46):
Does she understand that you can't reward bad behavior, Probably
not correct.
Speaker 1 (24:51):
So you got to get that through to your sister.
Speaker 6 (24:53):
And then you've got to make it a cost factor
for your daughter because she's slip.
Speaker 1 (25:00):
Can know to go over there before school and get
them kids? And did obey you?
Speaker 7 (25:06):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (25:07):
You you know you might not be able to chastise
your sister, but you can show put her in check. Well, sister,
now you sis, you'd being smart. That's gonna really cost
you and just put put put put a set of
consequences to it. That's the best thing I can take you.
Speaker 9 (25:26):
Because your sister, all right, moving on, Thank you, Fello.
Speaker 2 (25:31):
Moving on to Chanelle and Aiken, Chanelle says, my oldest
male friend and my boyfriend finally met each other. My
friend told my boyfriend that he's known me for so
long that he knows my real body count.
Speaker 9 (25:45):
That didn't go over well, and my boyfriend was very rude.
Speaker 1 (25:49):
Why can't he take a joke?
Speaker 6 (25:54):
You know, just you know, first of all, your little
male friend, you know I got something for your jokes delivery? Well,
well let me put you on my body count player,
because I've been knocking cats out for X amount of years,
so now you know.
Speaker 1 (26:11):
But but but you know how he thinks that's cute
and funny.
Speaker 9 (26:15):
Why wasn't it funny though?
Speaker 1 (26:17):
Why wasn't that was delivery? He jokes. He's a man
and he knows.
Speaker 7 (26:25):
How he.
Speaker 6 (26:28):
Now unless he is real count, you know, unless he
your uh male gay Fred, because y'all have different relationships.
I've noticed with that when y'all had him male gay free,
I'm okay, but this I'm gonna answer question.
Speaker 1 (26:49):
I'm just throwing this option out.
Speaker 6 (26:53):
You all allow your male gay friends to have certain
liberties that you would not allow for a straight friend
of yours to have right, and you allow them to
play the game with y'all.
Speaker 1 (27:06):
If it was Phelix, begin it.
Speaker 9 (27:08):
If it was she didn't say that, She just said
her oldest male friend.
Speaker 6 (27:12):
Now, then if he's straight and he said that, then
I'm gonna pull him off to the side and I'm
gonna ask him. You know what, since you're funny, you
know it can't tell me the joke because I just
don't get the joke, you know, And it's not funny man,
you know you playing. I'm feeling for this girl. Now
you're sitting up in here. I've been friends with her
(27:33):
so long. I know her real body count. He didn't
get no number, diddy dog, he just put a number out.
Speaker 1 (27:39):
There, did not? Oh dog, got it?
Speaker 7 (27:42):
You know?
Speaker 6 (27:42):
Teave you.
Speaker 1 (27:43):
I hope you gotta do. I hope you got a
tooth to cover everybody. You at least number twelve? Pop
you number thirteen? Oh wow?
Speaker 9 (27:57):
Well it didn't go over. She said her boyfriend was
very rude, but she sides with the best friend because she.
Speaker 1 (28:03):
Is That's why. Okay.
Speaker 6 (28:06):
Then, then going over there and had a relationship with
your best male friend. What now, going over there and
had that relationship with it, I done. Told y'all a
thousand times by these male best friends. Now he over
there time, I know your real body count?
Speaker 1 (28:23):
What what he want that for? I mean, why would
he say that to this girl, to this man man
just to upset him because he won't you dropping knowledge? See,
I don't know why y'all ain't why y'all ain't understanding this.
(28:45):
He want you either way. He wants you as his girl.
Speaker 6 (28:49):
And if he's not, and if he's your gay best friend,
he wants you to stay his best friend because he
over here taking up time.
Speaker 1 (28:56):
Girl, we're supposed to be getting together.
Speaker 6 (28:57):
The every time I turn around you going out with him,
I know her real body count.
Speaker 1 (29:03):
I had knocked his ass out to back to that,
all right? Right on back to that.
Speaker 2 (29:10):
Moving on to Amanda and Portsmouth, Amanda writes, my husband's
new thing is using an all over body deodorant. We
see the commercials all the time. I told him that
it tastes bad, and he doesn't seem to care. His
deodorant is more important than other things that could go
on if he wasn't covered in deodorant.
Speaker 1 (29:29):
If he's crazy.
Speaker 6 (29:31):
Crazy you've been watching that White Lady on TV? Amanda
see that's what you've been doing. I told y' all
right that, Oh I don't even want to buy.
Speaker 1 (29:41):
This woman's yoda. She you know, I don't like where
she looks. I don't.
Speaker 6 (29:45):
I don't care how everybody don't like her.
Speaker 1 (29:51):
What are her looks have to do with this?
Speaker 7 (29:53):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (29:53):
The man don't commercial?
Speaker 5 (29:54):
I don't.
Speaker 1 (29:55):
I just don't like it.
Speaker 6 (29:57):
First came out, they didn't put makeup on it. They
just had talking. Now she looked like she had to
create the deal.
Speaker 9 (30:04):
His wife thinks he doesn't want sex with her.
Speaker 1 (30:06):
That's the issue. What is you put in this deal
with here?
Speaker 9 (30:08):
Don't do it. Don't do it.
Speaker 2 (30:13):
Coming up at the top of the hour, Thank you, Celo.
We'll have some entertainment news for you right after this.
You're listening, Harvey Warning show.
Speaker 10 (30:24):
Well.
Speaker 2 (30:24):
The NAACP Image Awards will air from the Pasadena Civic
Center this Saturday.
Speaker 9 (30:29):
It's going to be live.
Speaker 2 (30:31):
We mentioned that Dave Chappelle and the Wayans family are
set to receive the NAACP President's Award, and we've learned
that former Vice President Kamala Harris will also be honored
with the prestigious Chairman's Award, recognizing her lifelong dedication to justice,
equality and public service. In a statement, the NAACP National
(30:51):
Board of Directors said Vice President Kamala Harris is more
than a leader. She is a force of change, driven
by unwavering passion to shape brighter, more equitable future. The
NAACP Image Awards will air this Saturday night at eight
pm Eastern and Pacific on BEET and CBS.
Speaker 1 (31:12):
Nice. There you go, well desired.
Speaker 9 (31:13):
Congratulations to all of them, especially our vice president.
Speaker 1 (31:17):
Yeah, good morning ninety two. More news on the NAACP.
Speaker 2 (31:23):
The organization has launched its Black Consumer Advisory and that's
aimed at educating black consumers on the top companies that
are supporting progress and those companies that have scaled back
on their DEI program. NAACP President Derek Johnson posted that
this framework will support our community as we make difficult
decisions on where to spend our hard earned money. So far,
(31:47):
the advisory is listed companies that have reaffirmed their DEI
initiatives such as Delta Airlines, Apple, and ben and Jerry's,
just to name a few. The Black Consumer Advisory can
be found at NAACP dot or.
Speaker 6 (32:01):
Reaffirm me they're keeping it. Uh uh huh who thank
you Lord Hard give up that damn being a Jerry
on your Apple phone.
Speaker 9 (32:16):
Yeah so so d E I for them is not
going anywhere?
Speaker 7 (32:19):
All right?
Speaker 1 (32:20):
What about Target? Ask Monica not on the list? What
about Papaye? Popeyes are closed without us? You get boy?
You you make us mad? You close your doors. It's
(32:44):
a wrap.
Speaker 9 (32:47):
Finally, guys, we got to ask this question, what is
up with the NFL?
Speaker 7 (32:51):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (32:51):
These these NFL players and massages? What is going on here?
Speaker 7 (32:55):
Now?
Speaker 2 (32:56):
Baltimore Ravens play place kicker Justin Tucker faces even more
allegations of misconduct affort. Seven more massage therapists have come
out against him. This brings a total to sixteen therapists
from eight spas. The alleged misconduct reportedly took place during
Tucker's first five NFL seasons.
Speaker 9 (33:16):
During Super Bowl Burst Fave uhh.
Speaker 2 (33:19):
During Super Bowl Week, NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell addressed the allegations,
stating that the NFL is taking the allegation seriously. Tucker
could face discipline under the NFL's Personal Conduct Policy.
Speaker 9 (33:31):
There we go again.
Speaker 1 (33:33):
Well, we already know what that's gonna be. Yeah, he's
gonna end.
Speaker 9 (33:37):
Up being Cleveland more money in a trade.
Speaker 1 (33:40):
That's where you go. Andy, That's what we seem to
be attracted to.
Speaker 6 (33:46):
No, everybody like massage. Just come on to Cleveland. We're
gonna pay you a deal. We ain't gonna be.
Speaker 9 (33:59):
Able to play. Wow.
Speaker 2 (34:05):
But what do you think the what is involved in
the personal conduct policy with the NFL? Anyway, you have
to conduct yourself in a certain way, right.
Speaker 1 (34:13):
Yeah, I mean everybody has almost all jobs have that.
Speaker 9 (34:17):
We have that here right exactly.
Speaker 6 (34:19):
You can't do anything that brings shame or bad light
on the brand or company. And NFL is a brand
and a company. That shield is bigger than all the players. Yeah,
and even if you're not found guilty, m NFL can
do something. Suspend you until they do, because they love
(34:42):
to create the image that they're this self righteous group
of people, and they've actually hurt some careers or some
guys who were innocent.
Speaker 7 (34:53):
You know.
Speaker 1 (34:54):
Oh okay, but.
Speaker 9 (34:59):
Eight Spats, Well.
Speaker 6 (35:00):
I'm not saying he's innocent. You asked me about the
NFL conduct property, That's all I was. I wasn't referring
to any specific player.
Speaker 1 (35:09):
No, I don't know him.
Speaker 6 (35:13):
But after all that went on with Deshaun Washson. I
would think you would think, right, somebody come to my
house and that's what they want to do. That way,
I say, they move over here for it.
Speaker 1 (35:30):
That's what I would do. But no, you down now
on the whole location.
Speaker 2 (35:36):
It's your behavior with someone that is a professional doing
a massage.
Speaker 5 (35:43):
It very much is a location too. Let's play with
the poor muscles. Just's play with the poor muscles called
and listen.
Speaker 6 (35:55):
If that's your behavior and you have a massage therapist
who participates in that behavior and that becomes consensual and
then no, I'm saying, and then they come to your
house and that's what they want to do, then you
got consensual consent and that's what y'all do, and you can.
Speaker 1 (36:12):
Get the massage.
Speaker 6 (36:15):
But now if you're driving down now and they rubbing
your back and then you flip over and everybody surprised. See,
that's that's where the problem is. Everybody'll want your surprise
when it's you can't live the front. Stay face down.
They got that hole in that in that pad for
a reason. Put your face in that hole. Stay face down.
Speaker 1 (36:38):
Do not turn on. They really need to holes in
the massage. That it's time.
Speaker 2 (36:52):
After the.
Speaker 9 (36:54):
Living Legend. We all love them.
Speaker 2 (36:56):
On this show, ron Isley is from the Brothers. I'll
showing men how to set the mood in the bedroom.
He's eighty three years old. We'll talk about it right
after this. You're listening Steve Hardy Morning Show.
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Speaker 2 (37:42):
Well, Valentine's Day was last Friday, and the Legend himself,
Steve mister Ronald Eisley, your good friend, revealed what he
does to keep the romance going in his marriage. He's
eighty three years old. He's hard to take in. See ahead, okay,
go ahead, finish, okay, finish all right, He's eighty three
years old. He spoke to TMZ. He said he has
(38:03):
a playlist that he it's his go to playlist. Okay,
When he wants to create a sexy mood, he says
he listens to Shata, Beyonce, and of course himself.
Speaker 9 (38:14):
He listens to himself.
Speaker 2 (38:15):
He specifically he listens to his collaboration with Beyonce make
Me Say It Again Girl, from his own collection. He
plays between the sheets, Hello it's me and contagious Hello, Hello,
it's me.
Speaker 9 (38:33):
He's three years old. Yeah, hey, he's still trying to please.
Speaker 1 (38:38):
His one and that one. He ain't no mention of,
no peals or.
Speaker 9 (38:42):
Nothing, not at all, not at all at eighty three.
Speaker 2 (38:47):
Tell right, So what's your You have a playlist of
your own, Steve, that helps keep you in the move romantic?
Speaker 9 (38:59):
Well, you know that's that's the mood though.
Speaker 1 (39:01):
Music. If she put her faningernails on the back of
my neck, I'm.
Speaker 2 (39:05):
Good, I'm good.
Speaker 1 (39:06):
You don't need any music, no sack, I don't need
no damn music. Ready, he said it, like you are
in the super Bowl, junior. I know you use music.
(39:26):
No music for you either. My wife is a nurse.
She goes, she get a call, she act that room.
She don't call. Yeah, I ain't got.
Speaker 8 (39:32):
Time to turn on music on. You gotta go there,
music up down the hospital. I'm just standing there, but
but neck is she leaving.
Speaker 1 (39:40):
Cause she don't call? Well, well, let me know how
you turn out. I hope he's okay.
Speaker 3 (39:47):
I'm praying for.
Speaker 1 (39:49):
The hell. Christ is over in his house. Can't take
no chance on no music coming on?
Speaker 9 (39:56):
Ronald Iley can teach you all something. Tommy, what's your
mus and go to the playlist.
Speaker 5 (40:01):
Loving Oh, Anthony Hamilton, We're gonna start. Okay, what's the girl?
A couple of forevers, I like, yes, yes.
Speaker 1 (40:11):
I like this, and she deserves a comeback. She yes,
she deserves blow she can say yeah.
Speaker 2 (40:21):
Charlene and I'm Charlene and all that point of it
all coming from where I'm from.
Speaker 1 (40:27):
All I'm all in there that I like Bob Dylan.
Speaker 9 (40:33):
How does it feel.
Speaker 1 (40:36):
Blowing in the wind?
Speaker 9 (40:37):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (40:45):
Yeah, come on, come through.
Speaker 9 (40:46):
Bob movie on about his life right now?
Speaker 1 (40:50):
All right, thank you guys.
Speaker 2 (40:51):
Coming up at thirty four minutes, We're gonna quiz you
on a completing praise is that are widely used in
the black community. Right after you're listening Harvey Morning Show.
All right, guys, So with it being Black History months,
and yes we are celebrating, let's see if we can
(41:13):
complete some of these widely used phrases that go on
in our community.
Speaker 9 (41:18):
Okay, we already know Junior is going to struggle with
some of these.
Speaker 1 (41:22):
We already know from the last time.
Speaker 14 (41:25):
Younger. Yeah, Junia is a little younger than all of us,
you old people. I was five, Junior, I think you're
(41:46):
going to get.
Speaker 1 (41:47):
Some of these skateboard everything.
Speaker 2 (41:56):
I think you're going to get some of these, Junior. Okay,
for instance, very first one, cool as a something.
Speaker 1 (42:02):
I can't do. Huh, something like cool weather.
Speaker 7 (42:07):
Y'all know that.
Speaker 1 (42:08):
That's the phrase that we y'all, y'all don't know what
my issues is. It's cool. That's that's what you hear
when you say cool. Yeah, you say cool ass to me.
That's what I heard somebody I can't do.
Speaker 2 (42:23):
Okay, Well, it is cool as a fan or cucumber, yeah, cumber, Yeah,
you all right. There's a method to my there's.
Speaker 8 (42:34):
Method man, and Red Man, come come, we'll take for
life protecting me.
Speaker 14 (42:44):
Junior.
Speaker 9 (42:45):
There's a method to my madness.
Speaker 1 (42:47):
No, it's mythod made and Red Man. I'm telling I
got to appen. I heard right right, cream cash? What
a y'all doing around me?
Speaker 9 (42:54):
All right, all right, Jr. You're going to get some
of these.
Speaker 1 (42:59):
I know you are. Children should be seen and not
tundors should be seen and get the ass whoof what they?
Speaker 7 (43:07):
I like it? I like it.
Speaker 1 (43:09):
Come in again and do it again and not heard?
Speaker 9 (43:15):
Yeah, seen and not heard? Thank you telling me?
Speaker 7 (43:18):
Why?
Speaker 9 (43:19):
All right, you're gonna get some of these? I know
you are. He he got the short end of the
hot dog.
Speaker 1 (43:30):
Why is he splitting the hot dog? Because that's what
we had to do. Growing Look, you got the short
end of a hot dog. You were you were mad
about it, Junior? Yeah, I mean because you didn't cut
it in half, either for me or my cother. He
got the bigger part. Man, My daddy, my mama told me,
and my brother's been a hot dog one time. I
just walked off. As soon as you ain't looking this food.
(43:54):
They finished split this hot dog.
Speaker 2 (43:57):
It's children should be seen and not heard. He got
the short end of the stick. Okay, all right, that's
a hard pill too. Oh that's oca cotton.
Speaker 1 (44:08):
That's what I'm saying. As I come out of the hospital.
That takes.
Speaker 8 (44:12):
It takes by two cups of water to swallow that
one pill. Boy, get you somebody and see how long
you take you. It's like a horse piel almost same.
You gotta wrap it in me.
Speaker 1 (44:23):
You gotta wrap you got.
Speaker 9 (44:27):
It's a hard pill to swallow.
Speaker 1 (44:28):
Just no, it's not no, it's harder than hard to swallow.
It's coton that's what these are, not black save all right.
He was a legend in his own what junr who.
Speaker 2 (44:50):
The legends the saying he was a legend in his
own look an Steve, Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 9 (44:57):
Well that's yeah true, he's a legend. He was legend
in its own time.
Speaker 1 (45:03):
Well, Steve times up. He retired. He been tired with
him when he were tired. He's on tour.
Speaker 7 (45:09):
All right.
Speaker 9 (45:09):
Here's when you might not know the lovers robbing Peter to.
Speaker 1 (45:13):
Pay man, robbing Peter to pay Candas.
Speaker 9 (45:19):
You're gonna know this one.
Speaker 1 (45:21):
Yeah, rob it. We had to rob Peter to pay Candas.
Speaker 6 (45:24):
Yes he is.
Speaker 1 (45:25):
Candace Kansas won owe the money too. Why is y'all
not I'm getting this.
Speaker 6 (45:32):
I need to say I did Julia, but I did
hear Julim say one time you need to rob Peter
to pay.
Speaker 1 (45:37):
My ass back. That do make sense. It's us, junior,
it's us to pay Paul.
Speaker 14 (45:47):
Paul.
Speaker 9 (45:48):
Who is candas Why do we owe the money too?
Speaker 4 (45:52):
Who is she?
Speaker 1 (45:53):
Who?
Speaker 6 (45:55):
Will be right back more in the same Holly more
the show right after this, don't worry about that.
Speaker 2 (46:00):
You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up
at about four minutes after the hour. It's my strawberry
letter for today, and the subject is my husband loves
to go tit for tat for me.
Speaker 9 (46:13):
We'll get into that find out what that's about exactly.
Speaker 1 (46:16):
But right now we have this.
Speaker 9 (46:18):
We have the nephew and today's prank phone call.
Speaker 5 (46:21):
What you got for his nef Oh, you got a
husband in the letter. I got a husband in the prank.
Speaker 1 (46:26):
You know what I mean.
Speaker 5 (46:27):
We're gonna split that up a little bit. I got
a husband in the prank. This one right here, Shirley,
is your husband's prescription. Your husband's prescription. Yes, that's you
can already see the drama in it. Your husband prescription.
(46:48):
We get to talk about medicine. People, get the testing
up right there. You already know what it's headed to.
So this right here is your husband's prescription? All right,
all right, anything else I need to say that, anything else?
Speaker 1 (47:02):
When this off?
Speaker 5 (47:02):
I need I need some break and praise on this one. Yes, yes,
all right, a cartwheel or two from somebody. There's somebody
flipping around saying that was amazing. All right, dog, let's
go your husband's prescription.
Speaker 1 (47:19):
Hello?
Speaker 7 (47:19):
Hello, how you doing? This? Is uh pharmacy. My name
is Brian on the tech here? Uh is mister? Is
it Donovan? Donovan? Is he available? Now?
Speaker 11 (47:29):
What can I help you with?
Speaker 7 (47:31):
Well, he dropped his prescription off about an hour ago.
I wanted to we wanted to call let you guys
know that the prescription is ready, prescription full. Wait, well,
he he dropped off a prescription. I'm assuming he must
have looked like the doctor just wrote this prescription today,
So I'm assuming he seems like he would probably need
this pretty soon. So I wanted to let you guys
(47:51):
know it's ready.
Speaker 13 (47:52):
Okay, and what exactly did he get a prescription for?
Speaker 7 (47:55):
It's a mock facillic, a moxa ciling to tell, and
we've got him at least fifteen tablets if he could
take two tablets today.
Speaker 13 (48:07):
Sorry, Brian, Right.
Speaker 7 (48:08):
My name is Brian. Yeah, so I'm the technician here
at the pharmacy.
Speaker 13 (48:11):
Okay, well let me okay, don that's my husband. Let
me make sure you have the right down of them,
because well let me can we check the birthdays?
Speaker 11 (48:19):
Are you allowed to do that with me?
Speaker 7 (48:20):
Definitely? Definitely it's seventy four? Is that correct?
Speaker 11 (48:24):
Yes?
Speaker 13 (48:25):
Okay? And so what exactly is a mon sicilian?
Speaker 7 (48:28):
For a monticillan is an antibiotic man So any type
of small infections of some sort, diseases or whatever, it
pretty much cures it.
Speaker 13 (48:38):
So you're telling me this nasty? Then got something winning?
Speaker 5 (48:43):
Got it on my first off?
Speaker 13 (48:45):
He want to seem the doctor and got a prescription
under my interest. Just try and he want to got
some you know what? You know what that Brian, I'm
coming down there. I'll pick up the medicine.
Speaker 11 (48:54):
I don't get it.
Speaker 13 (48:55):
And if people want that medicine, he'll check in with
me at my chunter because I got a check Inn
wrote that his not cast. I'm gonna beat the hell
out just he do not know, he does not even
you know what?
Speaker 7 (49:06):
We brought it a new Year. I'm sorry, I'm sorry,
you're you're miss what what what can I call you boy?
Your first name? What's your name?
Speaker 12 (49:14):
No communist?
Speaker 13 (49:15):
That's fine, your communist? No communist?
Speaker 7 (49:18):
Okay? Uh. First of all, I want to apologize. I
had no idea that you were not aware of the
actual prescription that he's that we've just filled for him,
you know, just just on a personal note. I'm just curious.
Is there a possibility maybe maybe you could have given
it to him?
Speaker 13 (49:35):
Brian Noble, you did you the lost some of my Now,
first off, you don't call my phone. First off, you
I'm glad you called my phone to tell me it's
my interns, that's why. And then you excuse me up
giving that NX. Are you going here? Don't you ever
in your life call somebody's fault and this.
Speaker 10 (49:54):
Is a colleague.
Speaker 13 (49:54):
Call that none of your business? What's going on in
my okay, none of your business? Get out of my legs.
That ain't none of your business. And now I ain't
got nothing to answer your question. I've got something for y'all.
And he wanted to come home with STDs And you
want to ask me if I gave him a CDs? Oh, okay,
was the manager? Let me speak to your manager, ma'am.
Speaker 7 (50:14):
I was just I was you know, I'm not trying
to be unprofessional. I was just asking a personal question.
I should not have asked you something like that, and
I do apologize. Should we expect someone to pick up
the prescription?
Speaker 13 (50:27):
I just told you I'm gonna be picking out up.
I'm coming up. You know what, Bland, You'll know who
I am because I got I got a couple of
words for yall, and I still want to speak to
your manager. You did you were very unprofessional and I
don't appreciate you. I'm coming at means I'm telling to
eat you all. Me telling me he didn't gotten your
SDD didn't ask me? Did I give it a help?
And you all of them between mountains.
Speaker 7 (50:48):
No, I'm not trying to get all in between your legs, ma'am.
Apparently that's not the place to be considering you guys
need a Maxes, you know.
Speaker 13 (50:55):
But you getting me in lost shop?
Speaker 12 (50:59):
You know what, Ryan, I still got some so much
like a left from the.
Speaker 13 (51:02):
First and guess what I'm gonna life from.
Speaker 7 (51:04):
Yo.
Speaker 13 (51:05):
You don't play games with me, You do not get know,
you do not know me. You don't know who I am,
You don't know who I know and what I got.
Speaker 11 (51:11):
I got something for y'all.
Speaker 13 (51:12):
What is this prescription as? Because I know it's nothing
by home, I know it's not What did he take
his twice for? Where are you asked? Because I'm on
my way, man, I'm uh uh.
Speaker 7 (51:23):
Would you like my managers here? Would you like to
speak with him? Man? Yeah?
Speaker 13 (51:26):
Put the manager on. Put your manager on. I want
to speak to him now.
Speaker 7 (51:30):
Ain't gonna say uh huh uh hello, Hello, Yes, Tommy,
you're the manager. This is nephew Tommy from the Steve
Harby Morning Show. When you just got prayed by your husband, Donovan.
Speaker 13 (51:50):
I'm gonna shore him and you what plays call? I
mean he needs to be out looking for a job.
Is staying orse than three months?
Speaker 12 (51:58):
Go play with me like that?
Speaker 10 (52:00):
I got my blood puss right.
Speaker 13 (52:03):
Oh no, I'm coming down and I'm still coming to
get you.
Speaker 7 (52:07):
I'm not a baby. You can't trump get me.
Speaker 13 (52:11):
I'm gonna be glad.
Speaker 12 (52:12):
I love your show. Oh my god, oh my wife.
Speaker 7 (52:17):
Don't tolerate no cheating.
Speaker 13 (52:20):
You know you know crazy?
Speaker 12 (52:22):
You ain't right, you w I got one.
Speaker 7 (52:24):
More thing to ask, you know, what is the baddest
and I mean the baddest radio show.
Speaker 13 (52:29):
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Thank you, nephew. Subject My husband loves to go tit
for tat with me. Dear Stephen Shirley. I'm in my
mid thirties and I've been married for a year. My
husband was great at first, but I'm seeing a side
of him that's been bugging me. When we first met,
I was in a relationship and my boyfriend had cheated
on me. So I slept with the guy that I'm
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now married to to get back at my boyfriend. My
now husband knew what I was doing and he was
with it as long as he could sleep with me.
We became close after that, and he eventually got a
divorce and I broke up with my boyfriend so we
could be together. A few months of living with him,
he spent the night with his ex wife. He said
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that he thought I would understand since I'm a cheater
that struck a chord with me, But what could I say?
I did cheat on my ex with him. So fast
forward to a few years down the line and we
had a major argument and I left his house for
two months. During the breakup, I was messing with a
barber that cuts my son's hair. I never expected anyone
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to find out, but the stylist started gossiping and the
rumor spread.
Speaker 9 (57:29):
I ended up getting back with my man and we
got married a year ago.
Speaker 2 (57:33):
Just days after the wedding, he let me know that
he knew all about me and the barber sneaking around.
I admitted that I did it because I never want
to lie to my husband. I felt so good about
being honest, but my husband always has to go tit
for tat with me, and I was afraid he would
seek revenge. Last week, he stayed out all night and
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he told me that he was with his ex wife.
This marriage won't last if he's always playing tit for
tat with me. How can we remain faithful and stop
playing these games faithful? Well, I don't know how you can.
I don't think you can. You've proven that time and
time again.
Speaker 1 (58:14):
Both of you had.
Speaker 2 (58:16):
Haven't you heard the saying, if he'll cheat with you,
he'll cheat on you. That's a real saying and it
applies here. This marriage was doomed before it even started
because you guys cheated. You cheated on him, You cheat
it with him on your boyfriend, and he cheated with
you on his wife. Then he left his wife to
marry you. I mean, this is a mess on every level.
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And can I just say that cheating is not really
what they meant when they were talking about tit for tat.
I mean, okay, tit for tat does mean, you know,
giving back an equal retaliation for something done to you.
Speaker 9 (58:51):
We can say that, but not in cheating.
Speaker 1 (58:53):
Though not in cheating. That's just too much, just too far.
Speaker 2 (58:58):
Just leave if you got to do all of this,
I don't understand why you're staying when you know he
cheats and he knows you cheat.
Speaker 9 (59:05):
What kind of marriage is this?
Speaker 2 (59:07):
And you guys can't get past it because the trust
is broken?
Speaker 9 (59:12):
What are you gonna do about this?
Speaker 1 (59:13):
This is crazy? Steve Huh. First of all, there's no
point in writing us this letter. Nothing.
Speaker 6 (59:26):
There is not one single redeeming quality. And then the
one redeeming quality you try to show backfires.
Speaker 1 (59:36):
So here we go.
Speaker 6 (59:38):
My husband loves to go tit for tat with me. Well,
that means you do something, I do something, You do
something I do you do it back, and you do it.
Speaker 1 (59:46):
I do it, I do it, you do it. That's okay,
got it? Okay, we're going. I mean you and your
mid thirties. You've been married for a year.
Speaker 6 (59:53):
Your husband was great at first, but I'm seeing a
side of him that's been bugging me. When y'all first met,
you were in a relationship with your boyfriend.
Speaker 1 (01:00:03):
Who cheated on you. So you slept with the guy
that you married to now to get back.
Speaker 6 (01:00:11):
At my boyfriend. All right, here we go. Now you
did something lady to your boyfriend that was tit for tap.
You cheating on me. I'm gonna cheat for you. You
introduced this, but it wasn't just you because watch this,
my now husband knew I was doing it, and he
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was with it as long as he could sleep with me.
Speaker 1 (01:00:37):
Ain't that always the case?
Speaker 6 (01:00:40):
We became close after that, and he eventually got a
divorce and I broke up And no, bahah oh, you
can't just throw that in now.
Speaker 1 (01:00:46):
We saw that, you said.
Speaker 6 (01:00:50):
We became close after he eventually got a divorce, and
I broke up with my boyfriend so we could be together.
Speaker 1 (01:00:55):
Wait a minute, so now he was on his wife
with you. So here was she know his wife? You
cheated on your boyfriend with him? He was cool with it.
After a few months of living with him, Where this
come from? Y'all just moved it?
Speaker 6 (01:01:16):
See you throwing stuff in here? Like ain't nobody reading
this damn letter? After a few months of living with him?
Speaker 1 (01:01:22):
What you living with him? Fall? He spent the night
with his ex wife. What this letter?
Speaker 7 (01:01:35):
You?
Speaker 10 (01:01:35):
You?
Speaker 7 (01:01:36):
You?
Speaker 6 (01:01:36):
You could never take a breath in this letter? One
thing I would get a later lady, she she must
have you remember that book used to come out called
Reader's Digest.
Speaker 7 (01:01:46):
Uh huh.
Speaker 6 (01:01:47):
What readers Digest did was it took long stories and
condensed them where you.
Speaker 1 (01:01:51):
Could help and read it. Well, this is reader Digest
trouble letter? Did she just help?
Speaker 6 (01:01:59):
And after a few mosts, he spent the night with
his ex wife. He said he thought I would understand
says I'm a chieving that struck a chord with me.
But what could I say? Okay, I don't know what
you could have said, but what you could have said,
what like, we say it. Yeah, I did cheat on
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my ex with him. So when we come back, we'll
read the rest of this crazy ass letter.
Speaker 2 (01:02:28):
Yes, all right, Steve, hang on, we'll have part two
of your response coming up at twenty three minutes after
the hour. Today's Strawberry Letters, subject my husband loves to
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let's recap today's Strawberry letter. The subject my husband loves
to go tit for tat with me.
Speaker 6 (01:03:33):
This letter is so crazy, y'all. This is a letter
about two people who don't.
Speaker 1 (01:03:37):
Need to be married. This woman uh is married now
and the way they met boy she was in a
relationship with her boyfriend.
Speaker 6 (01:03:47):
Her boyfriend cheated on her, so to get back at him,
she started cheating with another guy.
Speaker 1 (01:03:53):
The guy she started cheating with is her husband.
Speaker 6 (01:03:56):
Now he knew Her husband knew that she had this
ex boyfriend and was cheating on him, but he was
cool with it. So then, y'all, after you left your
boyfriend and he got a divorce, he threw that in
their owners. Then you discovered that your boyfriend was cheating
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on his wife. Your boyfriend is now your husband, who
was cheating on his wife. So both y'all was cheating at.
Speaker 1 (01:04:25):
The same time. So y'all got a divorce, broke up
with your boyfriend so we could be together.
Speaker 6 (01:04:30):
Then as soon as y'all got together, y'all obviously moved
in a few moments.
Speaker 1 (01:04:34):
Have to live it with him. He spent the night
with his ex wife.
Speaker 6 (01:04:38):
He said he thought I would understand since I'm a cheater,
and I guess he was saying, you already know I'm
a cheater because I was cheating on my wife when
I was with you, and it was cool with you
cause you was cheating on your boyfriend. So when I
started cheating on cheating on with her gear, what is.
Speaker 1 (01:04:56):
The damn problem? Right? You nailed it, Steve. That struck
a card with me. But what could I say? I
did cheat on my ex with him.
Speaker 6 (01:05:05):
So fast forward a few years down the line, we
had a major argument and I left his house for
two months. Okay, during the breakup, I was messing with
a barber that cuts my son's hair.
Speaker 1 (01:05:17):
You don't waste no damn time. You get right on
back in the relationship.
Speaker 6 (01:05:26):
Because soon as you and your boyfriend broke up and
he got divorced, y'all moved in together. As soon as
y'all had argument and you left his house, I would
go down here and sleep with my son's barble. I
never expected anybody to find out, but the styl has
started gossipling. The rumor spread. Then I ended up getting
back with my man and we got married a year agoo,
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on the basis of what what what was this marriage
for cheating?
Speaker 1 (01:05:58):
I don't understand it? And just say days.
Speaker 6 (01:06:03):
Days after the wind. He let me know he knew
all about me and the barber sneaking around. I admitted
it because I never want to lie to my husband.
Pumped the breaks right here where even.
Speaker 1 (01:06:16):
Morals come from all the time. Now, all of a sudden,
you want to be moral. I never want to lie
to my husband.
Speaker 6 (01:06:27):
Wait a minute, since when and lion become worse than she?
Speaker 1 (01:06:35):
Don't understand.
Speaker 6 (01:06:37):
Let's talk about the importance, the significance and the value
of lying.
Speaker 9 (01:06:44):
Don't they go together?
Speaker 7 (01:06:45):
No?
Speaker 9 (01:06:46):
What cheating and lying?
Speaker 7 (01:06:48):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (01:06:48):
Absolutely one has nothing to do with the other.
Speaker 9 (01:06:55):
I think if you cheat, you lie.
Speaker 1 (01:06:56):
If you cheat, No, that's not the case.
Speaker 6 (01:07:02):
Lying is a separate skill set that requires lion holds
relationships together.
Speaker 1 (01:07:10):
Lying leads to everlasting peace.
Speaker 6 (01:07:14):
Lion is needed in order to maintain a level of serenity.
Speaker 1 (01:07:21):
Don't you Dawn put cheating in jar me? How dare you?
But it felt so good about being honest? You finally
you're talking about honesty?
Speaker 6 (01:07:35):
Felt good? Okay, But my husband always has to go
tip for tap with me, and I was afraid he
would seek revenge. That's what you did in the beginning
last week, he stayed out all night and he told
me he was with his ex wife. This marriage won't
last if he's always playing tip for tap to me?
Speaker 1 (01:07:54):
What marriage? Put?
Speaker 7 (01:07:57):
What? What?
Speaker 6 (01:07:57):
What marriage are y'all talking about? I don't understand when
people get married. You remember these words y'all say at
the altar?
Speaker 1 (01:08:05):
Come remember that?
Speaker 6 (01:08:07):
So now I'm just trying to ask you. I'm asking
you now, which one of them words did you say?
Maybe y'all wrote your own values.
Speaker 1 (01:08:17):
That could happened, there could have been it and them
ain't worth for damn?
Speaker 6 (01:08:24):
How can we remain faithful and stop playing these games?
Speaker 1 (01:08:29):
Y'all can't.
Speaker 6 (01:08:31):
Ain't neither one of y'all has a track record of
being faithful.
Speaker 1 (01:08:36):
Faithful is not what you do.
Speaker 6 (01:08:39):
Y'all don't need to be married because as soon as
something go wrong, y'all go get somebody else. It ain't
even got to be nothing wrong. But he done already
told you since you cheat, I know you understand. I'm
over here with my ex wife.
Speaker 9 (01:08:54):
It's kind of like an open marriage?
Speaker 1 (01:08:57):
Is this one right here? Open? And she's do whatever
they want to do and come back to each other.
I don't know what this is, yes, but everybody, but
why is everybody surprised?
Speaker 6 (01:09:09):
When they wouldn't would it wouldn't work when they get
to open news though, what is this all a gasp for?
Speaker 1 (01:09:18):
Man? Please buy? Why y'all married? Why y'all write us?
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Okay, well, here we go.
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The results of the NBA All Star Weekend is some
issues off. They said that next year they want to
try USA versus international players because some of them had
a problem with the rising stars. People have been in
the league one of two years playing on Sunday in
the All Star Weekend because they feel like they haven't
earned it.
Speaker 1 (01:11:09):
They didn't.
Speaker 6 (01:11:11):
So, but I'm gonna tell you right now, if you
go up there and you play them international players the
way y'all playing, you're gonna get your draws toe off
because them international players gonna come over there to prove
a point. I don't think they're gonna do that because
now you're talking about the Olympics, and I don't think
they're gonna do that because I don't think that America
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can sit here and watch these superstars not put forth
a massive effort and get their raws toe off against
their foreign players.
Speaker 1 (01:11:42):
Okay, well, here we go. That's a statement.
Speaker 8 (01:11:46):
Giannis Ja Morant Adam Levin could be a trio for
next year Slam Dunk Contest.
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Matt mccluy is three time Slam Dunk champion.
Speaker 8 (01:11:55):
This would actually be a great Slam Dunk Contest if
those three get in it, because all we want people.
Speaker 1 (01:12:00):
Do is just make the dunk. Just make it. Just
let's just stop seeing all the retries.
Speaker 6 (01:12:07):
Well too tall, it ain't gonna tall people haller and win.
The honest is out standing one of the greatest basketball players,
but it's just you know, he's seventy to come on,
I can dunk. Well, okay, yeah, Now, I think who
will get that little dude to run for his money?
It's a joh got in it. Yea, yeah, because joh
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here on some next level. Yeah, you know they're not
gonna do it. But like I said, they got to
revamp this All Star game because they're not gonna play
it ain't worth it. I didn't watch it again because
I'm not for this foolishness. That's why they stopped playing
the pro ball game in football, because you can't play
football half ass that crazy, you know, catch the ball,
(01:12:56):
tackling them, they're laying down anybody that's not football.
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Now what we're what we're watching is not basketball because
in the pro football we're playing flags football.
Speaker 8 (01:13:05):
The greatest athletes, strong athlete in the world out here
with flags on seven on seven.
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Well, you know, let them do that better than what
better than that other game we've watched.
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Okay, Also, maybe gotta say graduations to Dwight Howard and
Carmelo Anthony as they are finalists for the NBA Hall
of Fame.
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Coming over at the top of the hour, a lady
needs some advice. She has two men that might be
the father of her baby. We'll get back into it
right after this. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
This one is from Kanda and Williamsburg.
Speaker 7 (01:13:39):
This.
Speaker 9 (01:13:39):
I don't think we've ever had this on the show.
Speaker 2 (01:13:42):
H Keanda is twenty seven and pregnant. She has two
men that might be the father of her baby. She
was honest with both of them, and she's surprised and
how well they both took it.
Speaker 9 (01:13:56):
They have met and they.
Speaker 2 (01:13:57):
Decided to take turns going to the doc appointments with her.
One of them is going to be hurt. Yeah, when
he finds out he is not the father. Yeah, this
is a first on this show because they're both very excited.
She said she didn't want to go through this alone.
Here's her question. Was it best to be honest with
them up front or was it selfish of her to
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get them both so involved?
Speaker 1 (01:14:22):
Selfish to get them both involved?
Speaker 7 (01:14:24):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (01:14:25):
So involved? You know, well, they're both happy about the
baby that go to doctor's appointments.
Speaker 1 (01:14:30):
Oh I thought was it selfish of her to get
involved by having second both?
Speaker 7 (01:14:34):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (01:14:35):
No, this is after well, after the fact she's so pregnant.
Speaker 6 (01:14:40):
Now this is there's so many things to unpacked here.
Number one, they both happy and exciting. Yeah, I'm telling
you this girl friend and then put something on them
boys right there.
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Well, I won't be to that. I won't be.
Speaker 9 (01:15:00):
First of all, I must I agree with you.
Speaker 6 (01:15:03):
We're gonna get some damn d n A done a
s A p. Because it ain't me. I ain't going
there now another damn doctors.
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I don't know. It depends. Better be one of them too,
I'll tell you that better, because if it ain't want
of them to. Now we got an issue.
Speaker 6 (01:15:26):
Hell yeh, I have seen Mary Polish there had women
come on there four five times.
Speaker 1 (01:15:31):
We have to take what she says.
Speaker 9 (01:15:34):
One of these two, is it she's saying, and one
of them will be disappointed?
Speaker 1 (01:15:38):
She says, too, that's what you're wanting to disappointment. Did
this will be me? If I find out it ain't me,
this would be me?
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What whoa.
Speaker 1 (01:15:51):
Whoa Gosh, you put it on that one. But I
thought she said I thought you said.
Speaker 9 (01:15:55):
She was fine.
Speaker 1 (01:15:56):
So damn I don't care how fine you are.
Speaker 9 (01:16:00):
Why did you bring it up? I'm saying what now?
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I'm telling you. First of all, I don't really know
if I believe this.
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Uh huh, because it's so different, right, we've never had
anything like that.
Speaker 6 (01:16:13):
They've met each other. Nate Man, Please, you gotta be
twenty seven. There's gotta be some new dudes. Ain't the
old school dude doing this?
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She's twenty seven? Yeah? You doing, man, You're gonna take
it this morning. Yeah, I'm gonna get a dynam man.
How you doing?
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you know what.
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We're gonna do this, lamar. Now you're going wins direct?
Speaker 1 (01:16:40):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm going wins. I'm down for
wins in Friday. Be cool.
Speaker 6 (01:16:43):
Heint fellas, hein't fellas. My name is uh, save you Hunt.
We're gonna introduce myself. I understand that you two are
up for being the father of uh of the baby?
Uh yeah, yeah, yeah, Well I like to throw my
hat in the ring. Couse, we've been having sex now
for quite some time and unpretempted as a matter of fact, and.
Speaker 1 (01:17:07):
I may be with the father too. Can I help
you all in anyway?
Speaker 2 (01:17:10):
Well?
Speaker 1 (01:17:12):
Hell you come from?
Speaker 6 (01:17:14):
Now?
Speaker 1 (01:17:14):
You're mad?
Speaker 12 (01:17:15):
Well?
Speaker 6 (01:17:15):
I mean, you know, since we all volunteered to be
the daddy, you don't help out and take her down
to the doctor and stuff I want.
Speaker 1 (01:17:23):
Don't say nothing about you the oldest you know your
old lads come from.
Speaker 11 (01:17:29):
Well you know.
Speaker 1 (01:17:32):
What I mean is is the financial package?
Speaker 6 (01:17:38):
Well you think where you think she get all the
money from all them clothes she be wearing.
Speaker 5 (01:17:48):
Sugar, Daddy, tell you something that's supposed to be out
of two people, we don't know nothing about you.
Speaker 1 (01:17:53):
No, we can't never say nothing about you, So we
don't know nothing about you.
Speaker 6 (01:17:56):
Okay, Well you know I did see you riding in
there BMW going down to dinner. Didn't night you both
being well, let me say you this right here. You
ain't gonna be in it no more.
Speaker 2 (01:18:07):
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It is time now for a round of would you rather?
Would you rather unlimited budget? At bass pro shops? We're
gonna started off like that or or what? Or at
any Rolex store?
Speaker 1 (01:20:52):
Ooh oh yes, ooh how quick we change?
Speaker 10 (01:21:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:21:00):
I don't know what rolexs to buy, but I'm going
into role.
Speaker 6 (01:21:05):
I know exactly what to buy. And let me tell
you something. They ain't got no fishing rods now now, okay,
now let me say this, would I rather have? Well,
see that value on that rolextion? See if you go
(01:21:26):
into Rolex with unlimited what they don't They don't know
when they were writing this, they didn't think about it.
Speaker 1 (01:21:35):
Yeah, unlimited budget. Yeah, always generalize.
Speaker 6 (01:21:43):
Well well okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, hold on now,
surely are you saying one time I can go to
any rolex, that particular boutique all one time into a.
Speaker 1 (01:21:55):
Bass Pro shop.
Speaker 9 (01:21:56):
Yeah, let's say that.
Speaker 6 (01:21:57):
Okay, then I'm gonna take the one time unlimited bast
Pro show.
Speaker 9 (01:22:03):
So you changed back?
Speaker 5 (01:22:04):
Oh yeah, you vote? You're Finela get a monster boy boy,
you don't even understand?
Speaker 9 (01:22:13):
All right, moving on? Can we Would you rather seek
revenge or pray for the person?
Speaker 1 (01:22:21):
He seek revenge or pray for them? You're talking about
the person that did something?
Speaker 9 (01:22:27):
Yes, yes, I've never done that before. You've never done
what pray for?
Speaker 1 (01:22:31):
Nobody did something to me and what I prayed for
you wasn't posed to no way, So.
Speaker 9 (01:22:41):
Junior, what about you? Okay? Speaking revenge? Okay, all right?
Speaker 1 (01:22:46):
Would you brother get a yeah, come on calling.
Speaker 9 (01:22:54):
Would you rather get caught digging in your nose?
Speaker 2 (01:22:57):
We're scratching your butt either away? Yeah, pick one, stop it,
stop it.
Speaker 1 (01:23:04):
You're not gonna continue this now, I'm gonna I'm gonna
dig in my butt.
Speaker 6 (01:23:07):
Yeah, you have to do that while I'm talking to
you I'm not shaking his hand at all.
Speaker 1 (01:23:14):
You're talking about why are we talking? What's wrong? Nothing?
Speaker 11 (01:23:20):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (01:23:20):
I got something in mind. I think it's a or
somebody dag on my drawers. I don't know what. I
don't think. I don't think they risk my underwear.
Speaker 8 (01:23:31):
I don't know.
Speaker 6 (01:23:32):
I feel detergent. Is this occi doze? Is this a
blue bleaching crystal that didn't milk?
Speaker 7 (01:23:44):
Is this?
Speaker 1 (01:23:45):
I think I got some tide in my drawings. Because
that's today's round of would you rather?
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before we get out of here, this is our last
break of the day. Has been a great day. This
one's from Mike and Little Rock. He really needs some
advice from you.
Speaker 1 (01:25:12):
He said.
Speaker 2 (01:25:12):
He spent the night with a woman that he's casually dating.
Now she thinks since he stayed at her house, she
can stay at his. Okay, it was easier to leave
her house after we got active in the bedroom. If
she's at my house, Mike says, I won't be able
to get rid of her. I have told her that
I'm not ready for a girlfriend. Did I mess up?
(01:25:36):
Mike wants to know by staying with her all night?
Speaker 1 (01:25:39):
Well, you know, bruh, listen to me. You know the look.
You can tell a woman your plan, but you need
to hear the plan too.
Speaker 6 (01:25:49):
I know you told her you're not ready for a girlfriend,
but she ain't tell you she wasn't ready for no man.
Speaker 1 (01:25:55):
So you going to try to act accordingly. But then
so is she?
Speaker 6 (01:26:00):
You done came over here and spent the night Automatically,
she thinking, okay, he care about me. That's exactly where
they go with it. He care about me, So now
you have to prove that you don't. So now see
this casual dating, that bro, that can backfire so easy.
You know how many casual dates to turn into a baby.
(01:26:23):
So you gotta.
Speaker 9 (01:26:27):
Take you back, Tommy.
Speaker 2 (01:26:29):
It's that voice outside boyd.
Speaker 1 (01:26:37):
Yeah, man, you got it.
Speaker 6 (01:26:40):
You gotta be careful, man, because your plan and her
playing could be quite the opposite.
Speaker 1 (01:26:46):
So I'm not ready for no girlfriend? Okay? Cool?
Speaker 6 (01:26:49):
Then what you gotta say that up top? You can't
be spending the nights now she want to come stay
at your house? You gotta make every excuse to not
let her get at your house. You can't put him out,
though you can lead, but you can't put nobody out.
Speaker 1 (01:27:04):
That's hard to He left, You should have love about
one o'clock? What time he should have love?
Speaker 7 (01:27:07):
Well?
Speaker 1 (01:27:08):
Well, well he left? Well no he didn't. He spent
the night. That's his problem.
Speaker 6 (01:27:12):
Well, you know, as we lay, I forgot about the
price we had to pay. They got songs for this man? Wha, lord, mercy,
what what is?
Speaker 1 (01:27:30):
What is going on? Damn?
Speaker 11 (01:27:34):
Son?
Speaker 1 (01:27:34):
Came through that window you see that day? Like god though,
sleeping so good? I don't want to wait like you
didn't want to wait?
Speaker 7 (01:27:51):
You know?
Speaker 2 (01:27:51):
Do Hell?
Speaker 1 (01:27:52):
Well, I got sip breakfast.
Speaker 7 (01:27:55):
Morning.
Speaker 6 (01:27:57):
I can't shoot nothing. I got to think of a
lie breakfast, I can't eat. I got to think.
Speaker 1 (01:28:08):
What about some juice and a little coffee? It won't
take long. I got the coffee, B coffee. I'm so
wide awake right now. How do you like your eggs?
How you take your eggs? I don't eat eggs? What
about a show?
Speaker 2 (01:28:25):
When?
Speaker 7 (01:28:26):
This is? When?
Speaker 1 (01:28:27):
So unfine?
Speaker 7 (01:28:28):
Right here?
Speaker 1 (01:28:31):
Whatever?
Speaker 7 (01:28:33):
You do?
Speaker 1 (01:28:33):
Want to shower before you go?
Speaker 2 (01:28:35):
Right?
Speaker 1 (01:28:36):
Shower? Yeah? I left the towels out for you. Leave
his s many like soap. I'm gonna use this stink
to better my story. Yeah, how will you your first
lie that you come up with. I can't do that
(01:28:57):
one because it ain't ever good. You want to take
a shot. Want I crashed into a garbage. I got
chicken sausage, I got eggs. No, park, don't about care
nothing about your quilline. Listen to you. I don't even
like en.
Speaker 6 (01:29:13):
I don't even like you right now because your ass
let me sneak you to You know you weren't that
damn snep.
Speaker 1 (01:29:26):
Four o'clock would have been okay. You want me to
charge your phone? Quarter to five?
Speaker 6 (01:29:31):
Charge your phone?
Speaker 5 (01:29:33):
My phone got eight hundred minced calls on it? What
the hell are you talking about?
Speaker 6 (01:29:39):
First of all, I'm I'm finna get the battery down
to zero for start. I got to erase this call. Long.
Speaker 1 (01:29:49):
I got so many things to do.
Speaker 9 (01:29:52):
What's w Maybe you take a beat, you know, and
sit down.
Speaker 1 (01:29:55):
I got beat? Okay, he what I need?
Speaker 7 (01:30:00):
You do?
Speaker 1 (01:30:01):
Go in there and bring me half of my shirt
and one shoe. That's all I need? Oh wow? Shirt
makeup on it and I washed, but just.
Speaker 6 (01:30:14):
You cut it in half tan and half. I need
half a shirt, I need one shoe. Go outside and
get that chain off that bike and cut it, because
I'm gonna need you to beat me across my back
at least with that chain three times, eight times across
my back.
Speaker 9 (01:30:30):
We might all have flash backs.
Speaker 1 (01:30:32):
Then we got no, no, no, no, I got I
gotta get this story worked out. Okay, let's hear it
to you.
Speaker 6 (01:30:38):
Maybe I was on my way home and I slammed
into the garbage truck and when I woke up had
me hostage.
Speaker 1 (01:30:46):
What are you talking about?
Speaker 6 (01:30:47):
Because they thought I owed him for some weed and
it wasn't me. And look at my back. Look how
they beat me? He finish this stupid I don't know
where my shoe at. Can we call them least?
Speaker 1 (01:31:00):
Nope? Oh god, So that's the world we're going with.
Speaker 6 (01:31:05):
Hey, y'all listen, men, y'all have a great day to day.
Those are my closure remark, dude.
Speaker 1 (01:31:10):
Of what you've got to do.
Speaker 2 (01:31:20):
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