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Yeah, Joy, you got you?
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them out.
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Turn you probably got to turn the mouth.
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Come out? You think that, Uh huh, I sure will.
Good morning everybody.
Speaker 6 (02:05):
You all listening to the voice, come on dig me now,
One and only Steve Harvey got a radio show. Man,
old man, oh Man symbolizes just one thing to me. Man,
It's just a constant remind of exactly how good God
has been to me over the years. And I'm thank
him for it too, because I realize every day that
I wake up that I would be nothing without him.
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That everything I am that's any good in me, I
owe to him.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Now.
Speaker 6 (02:32):
Have I made some mistakes along the way? Yep, bunches,
bunches and bunches. And will I continue to make mistakes
along the way yep? Not as many, hopefully as I
have in the past, because a lot of stuff I
know better now.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
But you're still going to make mistakes. Now.
Speaker 6 (02:54):
You know, hopefully I've limited the amount of intentional error
in my life. I've wiped quite a few of those out.
But from time to time, because we're human, we're going
to make a mistake every now and then. The trick,
what it is, y'all, is not to let the devil
deceive you into thinking that once you make that mistake,
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that that's it. You can't do it. You falling off
the wagon, you can't reboard it. That's the biggest trick
that he uses. He makes you think that if you
keep stumbling, that you can't run the race. It kind
of reminds me of a marathon runner. From time to time,
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I watch them on TV, and you'll see some people
who finish the race, you know, in a nice pace.
You see people finish the race sprinting towards the finished line.
But every now and then you'll watch a marathon and
you'll see a runner and the runner is in really,
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really bad shape.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
The key is.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
They finish the race.
Speaker 6 (04:06):
See, you don't get disqualified in the marathon because you stumble.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
You don't. They don't.
Speaker 6 (04:14):
They don't take your opportunity to finish the race because
you keep falling that's not the key. The key is finishing.
And a lot of times what the devil does is
he makes you think that because you keep stumbling, because
you're swaying from side to side, that you know you
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out the race. Well, that's not the case. And see
and then this thing called life. Let me help you
understand something. Everybody falls, Nobody sprints to the tape in
this one. Nobody just runs free and clear. That has
some people running faster than you and all like this.
And some people gonna get to the end before you
let them go ahead. And when the end come, the
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end come. I ain't in the rust. You get to
the end. But this race, though, when you're stumbling and
you're falling, it's a part of it. No one gets
through this race without stumbling and falling, swaying from side
to side. So don't let the enemy deceive you in
the thinking that it's over. I try to be encouraging
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to people because I don't want people to get stuck
on this thing, you know. And my walk is very
different from a lot of people's walks. And then I
know a lot of people who walking in faith the
way I'm walking in faith. But my thing in the morning.
Is just to remind those that is not a perfect
walk man, that it's not something that's set up where
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you're gonna be skipping through life scott free without any pitfalls.
You know, I keep saying it over and over and
over again because, like I said, when I was in DC,
my boy Hondo said this to me and it just
kind of stuck with me that the road to construct,
the road to success is always under construction. You have
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to figure and count on the setbacks and the pitfalls,
but it's those people that are that are that fight
through will be the victors in the end. You cannot
give up, man, Stop going somewhere and sitting down every
time something goes down. It's going to go down. It's
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a part of it. It's going to happen. It's going
to occur that are going to be setbacks. If you
go and sit down every time there's a setback, that's
not how this works. It is designed that way. If
success were easy, everybody would be successful. But success is
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just reserved for those who are willing to fight through,
who refuse to settle for mediocrity, who wants something more. Now,
don't get me wrong. Success is defined by each individual.
So what I may consider to be successful, you may
not consider that. You know what Bill Gates considered successful.
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I might not consider what Michael Jordan considered successful. I
might not consider what you consider successful. Your boss might
not consider. You have to define what that is for yourself.
It may not be monetary at all. You know, your
level of success could be tied up in community service.
It could be tied up in family. It could be
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tied up in the church. Your level of success could
be tied up into boys clubs. It could be any
number of things. Whatever your level of success is, you
have to determine what that is you and the best
way to determine that is to get in touch with
your maker, who created you, to find out what your
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mission and your purpose is so he can put you
on track. I just had this conversation with my son
and we were talking about getting on the path that
God has set up for you. Times we find ourselves
fighting through life because of so much uncertainty, because we
have no idea where we're headed.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
It's like one of my.
Speaker 6 (08:12):
Sayings that I have at my mentoring camp for boys
is is that a boy without a male role model
is like an explorer without a map. See if you
don't have a map laid out in front of you
of where you're going when you wake up every day,
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that pretty much explains the feeling of confusion, the laxadaisical attitude,
the lack of purpose, to not understanding your mission because
you don't have not gotten in touch with your creator
to find out exactly what your path in life is.
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What are you supposed to be doing? The moment you
can identify that is the moment that you get started
waking up with purpose, with the sense of direction. When
you kill the sense of I don't know what's next
or what to do. Now, there's going to be some
confusing moments no matter what happened, it's going to be
some uncertainty, but at least you'll know where you're going.
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So if you're tied a waking up feeling loss, abandon confuse,
don't know what to do, don't know what you're supposed
to be doing, refer back to your makeup. Because when
he created you, he had a plan for you. When
he created you, he had a path for you. Now
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we've made some decisions to get off of both of those,
the mission and the path. But God can get you
right back on track. Do that today, ask him what
you're supposed to be doing, and listen. God has all
the answers if you form the relationship. Okay, you're listening
to deceive. Hardy morning shaf ladies and gentlemen. You know what,
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it's another day today. I really sat on the edge
of my bed and I had to tell God, just
think you and I'm going through something right now. I'm
not even gonna lie to you. I'm going through something
and I'm just holding on to the fact that He
has never failed me yet. All I'm doing is hanging
on to my track record of being one hundred percent
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of surviving tough days, rough.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
Times, hard times. I'm just hanging on to that.
Speaker 6 (10:31):
I am saying to anybody out there that's going through
something and I know it is hanging out. God ain't
through with you yet. If God was through, if he
didn't have nothing funny, you wouldn't wake up no more.
Speaker 7 (10:42):
So.
Speaker 6 (10:42):
The fact that you up and you can hear me,
that mean God still got you. So come on, y'all,
that's hanging there together. Steve Robin Martin Show, Sheldon Strawberry
calling for real Mississippi Monica Junior and the legend of
Nephew Thommas Junior.
Speaker 7 (10:55):
Up.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
You know what, unc man, sound real good today?
Speaker 7 (10:58):
Unk?
Speaker 8 (10:59):
You know?
Speaker 9 (10:59):
Let me ask you, so when the last time you
just did something just absolutely regular yesterday?
Speaker 1 (11:06):
Regulars yesterday? What did you do?
Speaker 2 (11:09):
Regular? What did you do yesterday? Boy?
Speaker 6 (11:12):
I went to bast pro shop out off sugar Loaf.
Whoa with just Cliff?
Speaker 1 (11:24):
What sugar Loaf? What's that Sugarloaf Park?
Speaker 7 (11:26):
You know?
Speaker 6 (11:27):
You know, look, you know what y'all got in Houston.
Y'all got a real rich area. You know where y'all
need sugar land. Okay, we call it sugar load, lad load.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
Whatever. Now, let me tell you what here the crazy park.
I walked in.
Speaker 6 (11:42):
As soon as I walk into, I got some black boots,
black cargo pants, black shirt, everything black.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
I walk in.
Speaker 6 (11:52):
I got scull cap on. It's a little bit hot
for that scugg cap in the store, so I take
it off. An Asian woman she saw me, she had
on the apron. She started reaching in her pocket to
get her phone. She walks up to me. She said,
oh my god, can I have a picture. I said, ma'am,
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if you just wait to the end when I'm leaving
the store. I'll take the picture, but I don't want
to start that right now. She say, no one knows you.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
I laughed, let her tek some man, I busted out.
Speaker 6 (12:29):
Left it but she knew. But she said, no one
knows you. Lady, What did you say, just take a picture.
No one knows you, I said, lady, I ain't never
ain't nobody never told me that before. I just want
to thank you for having that real moment and I'm
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talking about she broke me down. She said, no one
knows you. And then, but let me show you all
on the zoom what I found yesterday. Look what I
found Fast Pro Shop purple, he purple and purply go
Fast pro Shop had.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
He tying that into the queue and everything.
Speaker 6 (13:12):
How bout eight them in case I misplace it? Boy,
I had a great day yesterday. I found out my self.
Don't nobody know who the hell you are? Gon, sit
down somewhere. Don't nobody know you?
Speaker 8 (13:28):
All?
Speaker 10 (13:29):
Right?
Speaker 11 (13:30):
Congratulations, were having a regular day, Steve, I one knows
your lady. Coming up in thirty two minutes after the hour,
we will hear from the nephew as he runs that
prank back right after this you're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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Speaker 12 (14:18):
Time now to run that prank back with the nephew.
What you got for his neph This is the challenge.
Speaker 2 (14:24):
But let's go, cat dog give you what. Yes, I'm
trying to reach a Tanya. Please listen.
Speaker 8 (14:34):
Hi, Tanya, my name is Daniel. I'm the head of
store security here at your job. Yeah, listen, I'm trying
to see I'm gonna have to I know, to day's
your day off. I'm looking at the schedule here. It
seems that you don't come back in until Saturday. I'm
trying to see if it's possible, I can get you
to come to the store. There's a bit of a
situation I want to discuss with you. There's about eighteen
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hundred dollars worth of merchandise missing from the store. Yeah,
it's about eighteen hundred dollars worth of merchandise. And we
definitely know that this is a in house situation. This
is not someone walking in shoplifting. This is definitely an
in house situation with employees who have evidently been shoplifting
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from the store, taking things, and we want to get
down to the to the.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
Roots of the problem.
Speaker 13 (15:22):
Okay, So what you call them me for?
Speaker 2 (15:24):
Well, ma'am, it's it's been brought to my attention that
there's a possibility that you may be.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
Part of this situation, and I a situation.
Speaker 13 (15:35):
I ain't no thief. I don't steal. You don't call
my house accusing me of Still, I ain't stole nothing
from nobody.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
Okay, well, my hang on, man, what I'm trying to
do is just trying to.
Speaker 13 (15:48):
You, trying to say I instilled something and I ain't stole.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
To say, okay, wait just a second, now, do you
have a sister named Cynthia?
Speaker 13 (15:56):
Yeah, what about it.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
Well, now it seems that you're on some of.
Speaker 8 (16:00):
The footage that we have on camera that uh, it's
a possibility that it seems like your sister's actually wearing
some of the merchandise that we sell here in the store.
Speaker 13 (16:10):
Okay, just because she wears something that we sell in
the store, don't mean that I've stole it.
Speaker 8 (16:16):
Well, we don't see where she's act. I've backed the
footage up as far as I could. I don't see
any footage of where she purchased this particular merchandise. And
my assumption is maybe you gave it to her.
Speaker 13 (16:29):
I gave her And just because you don't see what
somebody purchased it don't mean that it's been stolen.
Speaker 8 (16:34):
Okay, here's what I'm gonna get. I'm gonna just get
to the chase of this, Tanya. What I'm gonna have
to do is this if I can't get you to
come to the store, ma'am. And matter of fact, here's
another question for you before I go any further. You
have children at all, Tanya?
Speaker 13 (16:50):
Yeah, I got children, wife?
Speaker 8 (16:52):
Do you is it possible because I'm missing a lot
of baby merchandise as well.
Speaker 13 (16:58):
And you know, what you know what you really cruising
for this morning? Okay, because you don't call somebody on
the off day accusing them of stealing.
Speaker 2 (17:08):
Okay, here's what I gotta do. Are you coming into
the office so I can talk with you.
Speaker 13 (17:13):
I'm not coming nowhere on my off day.
Speaker 8 (17:16):
Well, then what's gonna happen, Miss Tanya, is I'm gonna
have to actually come to your home, check your closets.
I'm gonna have to check your kids and see if
they want to do what check and see if they're
wearing merchandise that making that comes from this.
Speaker 13 (17:29):
Come to my house if you want to, and they
gonna take your somebody here in the body back. You
heard what I said. You heard what I said. You
don't call nobody. I bust my store. I bust my store.
You understand me. I work hard for y'all.
Speaker 2 (17:45):
Okay, you've been busting.
Speaker 13 (17:47):
You've been busting car here excusing me of stealing. I
ain't so from nobody. I don't have to steal. That's
why I work all day. You understand.
Speaker 8 (17:56):
I think you've been busting your butt. Taking stuff is
what you've been doing.
Speaker 13 (18:01):
From nobody. You understand me. I do not steal.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
I'm gonna come over there. I'm checking your closets.
Speaker 13 (18:08):
Things, but it ain't no seat, you understand that.
Speaker 8 (18:10):
And I'm checking your babies as well, and I'm making
check my baby.
Speaker 13 (18:14):
And see what happened. You put your hands on any
damn thing in here, and see what happens. Okay, I
don't want to drag your but we're here. Oh you're
gonna drag somebody. Oh, now you're threatening me.
Speaker 2 (18:25):
I don't want to drag out of your hat.
Speaker 13 (18:27):
Security guard. You touching security guard?
Speaker 2 (18:29):
You like your job that much.
Speaker 13 (18:30):
You're willing to die for that time?
Speaker 2 (18:32):
Who said anything about me?
Speaker 7 (18:34):
Do?
Speaker 13 (18:35):
I did come over here, and that's what's gonna happen.
That's what happens when you put people on their off day,
you get hurt. Okay, I get a couple of damn
days off, and y'all gonna call.
Speaker 14 (18:45):
Me with this book?
Speaker 2 (18:46):
So are you threatening me?
Speaker 10 (18:47):
Now?
Speaker 13 (18:48):
I'm threatening you? Then you just call and say you
was coming over here?
Speaker 2 (18:51):
Yes, I did here, bring here.
Speaker 13 (18:54):
I'm don't bring your security guards.
Speaker 4 (18:56):
I'm all mouth.
Speaker 2 (18:58):
Let me tell you something.
Speaker 7 (19:00):
Get you.
Speaker 2 (19:01):
I can have you brought up on charges.
Speaker 13 (19:03):
You know that, bring me up on charges and see
what happens.
Speaker 2 (19:06):
That's charge.
Speaker 13 (19:07):
See if you get that.
Speaker 2 (19:08):
Far, I'm on my way over there now to check
you and your kids. You understand me.
Speaker 13 (19:12):
I'm over here to check me and my kids and
see how they checked the somebody here.
Speaker 2 (19:18):
Let me tell you something.
Speaker 13 (19:19):
You got to tell me. You ain't got nothing to
tell me. You ain't got nothing.
Speaker 2 (19:25):
Once you go ahead and tell me what you took,
maybe I'll go light on you.
Speaker 13 (19:28):
I'll go like, think I'm stupid or something. You don't
sound like a damn food. Why don't you tell me
what you took too?
Speaker 2 (19:35):
I bet you're teaching your little kids over there how
to steal too, aren't you what what.
Speaker 13 (19:39):
You teach kids?
Speaker 7 (19:41):
Hey? Hey, hey, hey?
Speaker 13 (19:42):
Now you hey, hey, hey hey hey, don't call me
with this book on my all's day.
Speaker 2 (19:49):
Let me tell you one month, Are you listening to me?
I got one more thing to say to you.
Speaker 13 (19:54):
You ain't got nothing else to.
Speaker 2 (19:55):
Say to me? Are you listening? What this isn't nephew?
Timing from the Thieve Bobby Martin Show. You just got
pranked for your.
Speaker 1 (20:03):
Sister sat to you?
Speaker 13 (20:05):
Oh okay, okay, So you and that bro want to
play games? Okay, y'all want to play, right, y'all got joke.
Y'all got joke. I got joke for both of y'all.
I'm around here taking care of her and all her
little ugly kids, and she's gonna play with me. Am
I unda.
Speaker 2 (20:26):
All right, tell you she told me.
Speaker 8 (20:28):
She told me, she said that Timmy be pranking people.
You can't nobody to get me with that on crazy stuff.
I come to people, don't know somebody calling and tripping
with this. She told me you couldn't you thought you
couldn't be got.
Speaker 13 (20:40):
That's all right, y'all got me. It's so good. I
love you, love you, I got some bug.
Speaker 4 (20:51):
All right.
Speaker 2 (20:52):
Let me ask you one more thing. What is the
baddest radio show in the land?
Speaker 13 (20:58):
The Steve Harvey Morning Show?
Speaker 7 (21:00):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (21:03):
And now you have it. It goes out to all
the shop lippers out there. Their organization you know what
I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (21:08):
Union, Yeah, Yeah, they.
Speaker 2 (21:12):
Meet up once a year.
Speaker 1 (21:15):
The convention.
Speaker 7 (21:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (21:17):
What they're gonna steal the most?
Speaker 1 (21:22):
All right, nephew. Coming up next it is ask the celo.
Speaker 2 (21:27):
All right, let's go, come on, Shirley, what you got.
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Coming up at the top of the hour. In entertainment news.
Speaker 12 (22:09):
We have some really big news for our fearless leader,
Steve Harvey.
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Congratulations are in order to get ready for that.
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Also, Trevor Noah pondered whether or not integration was the
right thing to.
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Do for the US, and he ruffles some feathers.
Speaker 12 (22:26):
Ditty's legal team claims that Ditty is being targeted because
he's a powerful black man, and Ayisha Curry said that
business talk with her husband's Steph is like four play
to her that's all coming up. But right now it
is time to ask the clo. This is from Erica
in Cincinnati. Erica says, my husband and I are twenty
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eight years old. He's in theology school and very controlling
when it comes to my upwarder parents. I would like
to dye my hair. I want to dye my hair red.
And he said it's not good for his image. I
know I represent him, but what's wrong with red hair?
Speaker 2 (23:05):
Oh that's Jebel's colors.
Speaker 6 (23:09):
What I hate fitn't do is coming here with all
this red lipstick on in red nails and be sitting
up in the large house looking like the jens A baby?
Speaker 1 (23:17):
Are you my grandmother?
Speaker 2 (23:19):
In my ear?
Speaker 10 (23:20):
Right now?
Speaker 2 (23:21):
That's what he is too. That's that's where he coming from,
right there.
Speaker 1 (23:26):
Yes, well, you know you think he talks.
Speaker 2 (23:29):
He just in school for it. Wait did he graduate?
Speaker 6 (23:34):
Wait?
Speaker 2 (23:34):
Well, you just wait till he get that damn degree.
Speaker 12 (23:38):
And you become sister Erica first lady Erica. Yeah, she
just wants to dye her hair red. Though he does
sign up for this all up, But go on and
do it though, tell your hair? Yeah, and what what
has my wife taught me?
Speaker 2 (23:58):
It's better to ask for forgiven, to ask for permission, fellow.
Speaker 1 (24:04):
Because if you ask, it's always going to be no usually,
So go ahead and do it. And then I've learned.
Speaker 2 (24:11):
I've learned now, fellas, that don't work for us. Okay,
I about to say that.
Speaker 1 (24:16):
No, no, yeah, write that down. Yeah yeah, I don't
like that, but no, no, that's for them, Junior. That's correct. Absolutely.
Speaker 12 (24:26):
Moving on to bed and Jersey City bedrights. I've been
married twenty four years and we had sex in the
morning and at night for years, and he's still cheated
on me. He said, it's just not sex with her.
They have a connection. I don't understand that. I thought
that cheating meant nothing to a man. Interesting, Wait a minute,
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he said, what knows you?
Speaker 1 (24:48):
He said, it's just not sex with this woman he's
cheating with. They have a connection. Okay, well.
Speaker 2 (24:56):
That yeah, that's what he said. Stupid, that's you. You
can't get no dumber.
Speaker 6 (25:05):
Stupid is that's the dumbest damn thing you're supposed to say.
Speaker 2 (25:09):
It meant nothing.
Speaker 1 (25:12):
Yeah, whether you have a connection or now. You can't
tell your wife that.
Speaker 2 (25:15):
Now you'd have told your wife it ain't just sex
with her. We have a connection. Well, what mean we have?
Is your wife?
Speaker 4 (25:25):
Right?
Speaker 12 (25:25):
They've been married twenty four years, the elo twenty four years,
sex in the morning and at night, but.
Speaker 2 (25:32):
He's still twenty four years. I don't know who do that?
Speaker 1 (25:35):
Yeah, and he's still cheated on her.
Speaker 6 (25:38):
He got to miss some days. Yeah, what was this
poor person you married to? Because he got a whole
lot of time dedicated to sin.
Speaker 1 (25:55):
Yeah, so wow, I don't know. Okay.
Speaker 12 (25:59):
Moving on to Nell and Conyers, Darnell writes, I got
home and I forgot to turn my phone off before
I fell asleep. My wife woke up and said that
my girlfriend called. I got defensive immediately. She told me
it was really her sister to call because of how
I reacted. Because of how I reacted, she wants to
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pass she wants to pass code to my phone. How
can I fix this without giving that to her? God, Eli, Steve,
Elia's needed quickly? Come on, you got nothing?
Speaker 2 (26:39):
See you panic though?
Speaker 7 (26:42):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (26:42):
He did?
Speaker 10 (26:44):
You know?
Speaker 2 (26:45):
Hey you girls? What girl forrid? What you're talking about? Yeah?
Speaker 6 (26:52):
Stay cool, stay calm before you start doing stuff. You
gotta get information. See what you can't do it get
me on an accusation.
Speaker 2 (27:03):
Even while you're asleep.
Speaker 1 (27:05):
He was disapriented.
Speaker 2 (27:06):
You know how I like that. Okay, okay, okay, here
we go. All right, let's do a reenactment.
Speaker 1 (27:13):
I'm sleepy. Hey baby, I got your phone. Your girlfriend called?
Wake up? Wake up?
Speaker 2 (27:21):
What you say?
Speaker 1 (27:23):
Your girlfriend called you on your phone?
Speaker 2 (27:25):
Yeah? No what girlfriend?
Speaker 1 (27:30):
Believe you? You just woke up?
Speaker 2 (27:34):
I see, I have to find out. I can need information.
Speaker 6 (27:37):
Uh, I'm gonna react, but I got to get information first.
Speaker 2 (27:42):
Maybe it's my age. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (27:43):
Okay, yeah, what girlfriend?
Speaker 2 (27:47):
Now what you're gonna say when I say that's your
what girlfriend?
Speaker 1 (27:50):
The one that just called you?
Speaker 4 (27:51):
Call me?
Speaker 2 (27:53):
I ain't got no girlfriend? Called where it's.
Speaker 1 (27:56):
Right here on your phone by your little girlfriend. In fact,
that keep calling me.
Speaker 2 (28:01):
I ain't got no girlfriend.
Speaker 1 (28:04):
I can't tell you what this phone?
Speaker 2 (28:06):
What a woman you're talking about? You just woke me up.
I don't know.
Speaker 6 (28:09):
No, damn woman, you don't know. I can't control who
called my phone.
Speaker 1 (28:15):
Okay, that's how he should have done. Played it.
Speaker 2 (28:19):
You'd be waking me up with this. I worked way
too hard.
Speaker 1 (28:23):
Okay, you hit her with that.
Speaker 2 (28:25):
Okay, we're gonna talk about all kind of stuff.
Speaker 3 (28:29):
Your little girlfriend don't call when you're sleeping, since you
worked so hard.
Speaker 1 (28:32):
I was just playing. It was your sister. It was
just your sister.
Speaker 2 (28:38):
I know you playing.
Speaker 1 (28:39):
Got you.
Speaker 2 (28:39):
I ain't got no girlfriend.
Speaker 1 (28:42):
You acting mighty guilty.
Speaker 2 (28:45):
You accusing me of something. I don't have you do
one trip it baby.
Speaker 1 (28:52):
Oh flipp it flippant, flippant, all.
Speaker 12 (28:58):
Right, the last one, last one clo. This is from
Miranda in Beewford.
Speaker 1 (29:03):
That was pretty good. I like that one.
Speaker 12 (29:04):
Miranda and Beewford. Miranda writes, while I was at walking,
I met a new guy that lives across from me.
He said he's single and just moved here, and he'd
liked for me to show him around. Since then, there's
been a woman over to his house a lot. Should
I reach out to him anyway?
Speaker 6 (29:25):
No, I mean it's been a woman over his house
a lot. I mean, well, she just looking out the
one dow every day, looking at she was going on rights.
Speaker 2 (29:37):
She got any buckets anything with her when she.
Speaker 1 (29:39):
Comes bucket buckets? What do you mean bucket that she
could be cleaning?
Speaker 7 (29:43):
Sir?
Speaker 1 (29:44):
Your mom that much?
Speaker 3 (29:47):
You don't think that woman knows the house clean services
when she see it looking out the window.
Speaker 2 (29:52):
You don't think.
Speaker 1 (29:55):
Over there a lot lot.
Speaker 2 (29:58):
One woman mess I've been making.
Speaker 1 (30:03):
That's right, great job seek coming up at the top
of the hour, we'll have some entertainment news for you
right after this.
Speaker 12 (30:17):
You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. Well, we got to
say congratulations to We need a drum roll for this one.
Drum roll, drum roll, drum roll.
Speaker 11 (30:27):
Please, Congratulations to our fearless leader, Steve Harvey.
Speaker 1 (30:34):
Once again.
Speaker 12 (30:35):
Celebrity Family Feud one and NAACP Image Award for Outstanding
Reality Program and Reality Competition Services Slash Game Show. Congratulations Steve.
Yeah yourself speech speech.
Speaker 2 (30:53):
In the words of DJ Callet And another one.
Speaker 1 (30:59):
Not another. I'm the one alert God.
Speaker 10 (31:01):
Did Congratulations Steve. Celebrity Family Year for Celebrity Family. This
is year sixteen Wow of Family Food.
Speaker 6 (31:13):
Next year, God Willing will be the fiftieth year of
Family Feud and your boy would do if I do
it seventeen years, which makes me the longest running host
in the history.
Speaker 2 (31:28):
Of Family Feud.
Speaker 1 (31:30):
Did you say if you slipped that in there?
Speaker 6 (31:33):
Well, yeah, well you know that's always like you know,
Lord Willing and all that type of oh okay, because
like you know, if I if suddenly, when I hit
that power ball or something like that, you probably won't
see me.
Speaker 1 (31:46):
I believe at sixteen.
Speaker 2 (31:48):
I don't believe at sixteen. Oh no, I'm believing matter
if I'm backtrack.
Speaker 1 (31:56):
All right, congratulations, Steve so deserves.
Speaker 2 (31:58):
Eight hundred million about I'm so far gone.
Speaker 12 (32:05):
I don't blame you. I don't blame you, all right.
So Trevor Noah is in a bit of hot water.
He's got a lot of heat on blogs and social
media after he asked if integration was the quote right
move for the United States. There was this all happened
on the What Now podcast and he was speaking to
a black female professor from Princeton. Trevor then explained why
(32:29):
he questions integration, saying, quote, when people when I'm in
a room with anyone where we start to tie together
multiple things. So if I'm in a room with black
people already, there's like an implicit trust because we know
what certain actions with certain words and vibes mean. Noah
then said, when you're being integrated into institutions, into a
(32:52):
culture that's a supremacist culture, that's a culture that feeds
off hierarchy, that feeds off in security and anxiety. Why
are we being integrated into that? Comments good and bad
flooded in. TMZ caught up with Dale Hughglee Live and
he said, quote, that's maybe the stupidest thing I've ever heard.
Speaker 6 (33:17):
But I disagree with that based on the comment I
just heard. I understand exactly where he comes. I mean,
you know what, it has been nothing but an uphill
fight for us to be accepted in the country that
we built. Yeah, yeah, and you know what, And here's
the crazy part. Whenever we have tried to be segregated,
(33:38):
they came and tore that up and burned it down. Yes,
we had our own wall Street, we had our own towns.
They came and burned that down. Oh y'all trying to
Oh y'all, trying to progress. So I understand exactly what
he's saying, you know, and and like you know, d
all got every right to feel. I want to feel.
(34:00):
But there's no one person that's the end all for me.
I am a conglomeration, a conglomerate of thoughts and ideals.
I'm not buying into no one any thing. I don't
agree with everything Democratic parties say. I happen to agree
with some of what they say. I don't agree with
(34:23):
everything Republicans say, but there are some things that make
some sense.
Speaker 2 (34:30):
So you know, I'm not I ain't sitting.
Speaker 6 (34:32):
A pit going all the way over here all the
way over there, and that's what you want to But
as soon as somebody don't have the exact same forethought
in the process as you now, you got a problem
with them.
Speaker 2 (34:44):
And they wrong for that. And it's not the stupidest
thing I've ever heard.
Speaker 6 (34:48):
The stupidest thing I've ever heard is this country re
elected a thirty four convicted criminal count colonel.
Speaker 2 (34:56):
That's stupidest thing I've ever.
Speaker 12 (34:58):
Heard is run well said, all right, Moving on now,
Ditty's legal team continues to fight his allegations and emotion.
Filed on Tuesday, Ditty's legal team cited the Man Act.
That's the m Ann Act, federal law passed in nineteen
ten that prohibits the transportation of women across the state
(35:20):
lines for immoral purposes. They wrote, quote, mister Colmes has
been singled out because he's a powerful black man, and
he is being prosecuted for conduct that regularly goes unpunished.
What was racist in its inception has often been racist
in its operation. The motion stated that no white person
(35:40):
has ever been targeted with this specific law, and all
sexual acts between Ditty and his victims were consensual. They
added that the government has concocted a criminal case based
primarily on allegations that mister Colmes and two of his
longtime girlfriends sometimes brought a third part already in a
(36:01):
male escort, into their sexual relationship. So they're trying to
find a loophole to get the charges dropped against Diddy
is basically what they're doing here.
Speaker 1 (36:11):
With this man Act.
Speaker 2 (36:12):
Did you say a mail that's true?
Speaker 1 (36:14):
Yeah? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (36:15):
What is they doing in that room? What is going on?
Speaker 7 (36:18):
Man?
Speaker 1 (36:20):
It's too much.
Speaker 6 (36:21):
I have a real simple rule. What I could be
the only one in here with a zipple? That's rule
number one. Hey, and it can be molded one zipper
in this room. Then I got to get out.
Speaker 1 (36:36):
You're done.
Speaker 6 (36:38):
Eping to being no contests none. He way, dog, I'm
going all right.
Speaker 12 (36:45):
Coming up at twenty minutes after the hour, the head
of joj Elon Musk wants to send each US taxpayer
a five thousand dollars refund. Okay, we'll talk about it.
See what that's all about. Right after this who is
the president? Honi Musk, Musk, you're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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Speaker 12 (37:38):
Well. Elon Musk is the head of DOGE, which is
the Department of Government Efficiency, Okay, and he suggested that
every US taxpayer receive a five thousand dollars refund by mail.
On Wednesday, Musk posted on x that he plans to
ask President Donald Trump to send a five thousand dollars
payout to each US taxpayer. Must called it the Dodge
(38:01):
the DOGE dividend, and said this money is available because
of budget cuts that his agency has made. Before anyone
gets too excited, we pulled some statistics. There's an estimated
three hundred and thirty five million people in the US,
and if each taxpayer gets five thousand dollars, that would
be close to two trillion dollars. That is almost forty
(38:24):
percent of the federal budget, according to a twenty twenty
four financial report.
Speaker 1 (38:29):
So why is Musk doing that? Why is he lying?
Speaker 7 (38:32):
What?
Speaker 12 (38:33):
Why is he saying this? I mean trying to wet
our appetites? What's going on here, Steve?
Speaker 6 (38:37):
I mean you look, come on, man. First of all,
we as black people, you already know it's not coming.
Speaker 10 (38:44):
We didn't get reparations of right goodness, We ain't got
we ain't got a mule yet.
Speaker 2 (38:52):
On you, which was less than five thousand back way,
and we am ako right, So we already know. So
buckle up, is you're not getting five thousand dollars.
Speaker 6 (39:06):
If you did, if they're calling it a dividend, which
means there's a surplus of money being made by a
company and they pay dividends to its stockholders. If you're
gonna give me five grand back, but I still got
to pay taxes.
Speaker 1 (39:22):
That ain't gonna help me at all.
Speaker 6 (39:26):
Some people they might some that's some people in this
world that five thousand dollars a day, gonna clean clear
them out, and they'll be even.
Speaker 2 (39:33):
It's gonna do nothing for me.
Speaker 3 (39:35):
But what I'm saying is, so five thousand dollars you
have to pay income? Is that considered income? So you're
saying you're gonna have to pay taxes on it?
Speaker 6 (39:41):
Well, diffidends are paid out differently. If you get capital
gains from stocks and diffidends. I think the greatest thirteen
percent something like that.
Speaker 1 (39:53):
Well, yeah, and that's just what he's calling it.
Speaker 12 (39:56):
Because the budget cuts are because the these five thousand
dollars rewards or dividends are because of the budget cuts
his agency has made.
Speaker 1 (40:05):
I mean a lot of people.
Speaker 6 (40:08):
Here's the other thing, these agents, these budget cuts are
a lot of people's jobs going.
Speaker 2 (40:12):
Yes, they care about their damn five thousand right, get.
Speaker 1 (40:17):
These people their jobs.
Speaker 12 (40:18):
Yes, that's why there you. Yeah, we're not crazy, we
see what's going on here.
Speaker 2 (40:25):
No, we are crazy, Shirley, we are.
Speaker 6 (40:30):
We are crazy to sit up here and think that
a billionaire gives a damn about your little regular ass light.
Speaker 1 (40:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (40:39):
I don't know how they ever thought. I told you
the whole time, he's never been you. He don't care
about you.
Speaker 1 (40:47):
Yeah, no empathy.
Speaker 12 (40:50):
All right, Wow, all right, we're gonna switch gears again
here because at thirty four minutes after the hour, Roscoe
Wallace will be in the building right after this. You're
listening hard Morning show. All right, here we go, guys, Carling,
your buddy Roscoe is here.
Speaker 1 (41:09):
I see you girl with his glass.
Speaker 6 (41:11):
Everybody, Hey, time going on with you mind, Julie, we
got going on Elon Musk, that was going on.
Speaker 1 (41:25):
I'll tell you that right now.
Speaker 2 (41:28):
Trump ain't gonna take you too much. Loan on right now,
you laugh, double.
Speaker 1 (41:32):
Interview even him to do that, no more, not double interview.
Speaker 2 (41:36):
Oh somebody got to do is tell him, look like
you ain't in charge no more. You over here go. Well,
let's get to it there, Rossel. All right.
Speaker 3 (41:47):
Yeah, since she talked about Elon Musk and the President,
you got a song.
Speaker 6 (41:52):
Doom Doom, doomne fight it to fight the power.
Speaker 2 (42:00):
Stand up and fight a baby, baby baby, fight the power.
That's all it is. Right now, y'all gotta fighting power.
I don't understand it. People want to say give it up.
All around me, white man in the way.
Speaker 3 (42:30):
We got to see the Philadelphia Eagles and the victory parade, happy.
Speaker 7 (42:35):
Feelings, indeed, happy feeling every else, God myself.
Speaker 2 (42:56):
To remind me up love.
Speaker 6 (43:00):
I'm gonna spread my ego Wayne, y'all, I'm gonna tell
all the world I.
Speaker 2 (43:09):
See happy feel it straight up matter fact.
Speaker 1 (43:17):
Yeah you knew he's saying, I.
Speaker 2 (43:27):
Do do love for you.
Speaker 1 (43:34):
Yes, yeah, So what you're working on the go come
a while.
Speaker 2 (43:38):
I'm coming out new and I've been working with Chris Brown, Lady.
Speaker 1 (43:44):
Kris Brown.
Speaker 6 (43:45):
The coography for him, you know, coography.
Speaker 3 (43:52):
If you can dance rosco and it entertainment, entertainment that
I don't mean you could do it.
Speaker 2 (44:01):
Girl, pop, lock and everything. I was the first one live.
I was the first water will go around with cardboard
and trunk of my car. I break bother breakdown content.
I ain't get damn where I was.
Speaker 1 (44:19):
So what are you teaching Chris Brown? Because he's so talented,
he could dance.
Speaker 6 (44:23):
Oh so you know, I got give him them new moves.
You know, you know how to how to handle his shoulder.
I teach you mostly shoulder work.
Speaker 1 (44:33):
Oh okay, he got he got you move yourself.
Speaker 2 (44:38):
Like that and that right there.
Speaker 6 (44:39):
I gotta throw that in right there. What word real quick?
See that right like I actually shook my shoulder four
hundred times.
Speaker 2 (44:46):
Just now.
Speaker 6 (44:48):
Watch it right, watch shorty, look at it. Look at
it right there. You didn't see it nothing that four
hundred shimmy right there. I tried to teach them, Try
to teach that Chris Christ Christ get the better move
like that. Been working with him, working with CNN a lot,
because we're gonna do all the you know what I
did the Luther character story for seeing in. I'm working
(45:10):
on the wall, got Prince coming out, I got the
work there. I got Nat King, cole Stoy coming out. Wow,
Pearl Bailey store, the Count Bass story, and the one
that really waiting on because they didn't know I worked
with white people.
Speaker 2 (45:26):
I'm doing it. The Mickey Jackal story.
Speaker 1 (45:33):
You visit any words real quick for this, Drake and Kendrick.
Speaker 6 (45:37):
Lamar By going to make your money. Quit trying to
wrap battle people that this Canada. Compton ain't had not.
Speaker 7 (45:47):
This.
Speaker 2 (45:48):
You can't be from Canada and kick nobody hand from Compton.
Speaker 5 (45:52):
Hear that.
Speaker 12 (45:54):
Spring phone call right after this, you're listening to the
Steve Harvey Morning showing up at about four minutes after
the hour. It's my Strawberry letter for today, and the
subject is why does she get to quit her job?
Speaker 1 (46:07):
And I don't. You're gonna find out. We'll get into it.
Speaker 12 (46:11):
Yeah, we'll get into it in just a few because
right now it's time for the nephew and today's prank
phone call what you got for his nept Well, you know.
Speaker 8 (46:20):
The last prank a hour ago, I dedicated that to shoplifters,
you know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (46:26):
I did that.
Speaker 8 (46:27):
That was for shoplifters. You know, they are a different
kind of organization. Now this group right here, this a
different group, bro for this prank. This is for people
celebrating divorce. People that's gone through divorces, celebrating a divorce,
you know, glad and excited.
Speaker 2 (46:42):
They got a new life and a new agenda.
Speaker 8 (46:44):
You know.
Speaker 2 (46:44):
This is for divorce people.
Speaker 8 (46:46):
So you know, if you're in your car, you just
excited and happy, you done, finally got rid of somebody,
you know, blow your home.
Speaker 2 (46:52):
This is for you. But this right here is called
divorce papers, the voice paperent.
Speaker 8 (46:57):
You got to have your papers right, Okay, you got
to have your papers right because you just might not
beat divorce, you know what I'm saying. So blow your
horn if you got all your papers and you need
your paperwork all right. Now we got another person on
this show that's been divorced before.
Speaker 2 (47:17):
Uh, you won't even do the rest of this show.
I'll be blowing a horse all right. Let's run a
cat dog divorce papers. Let's go.
Speaker 7 (47:30):
Hell.
Speaker 2 (47:30):
Hello, I am trying to reach a Jones. Please.
Speaker 8 (47:34):
My name is Attorney Guidry from the Fist Law firm,
and she available. How you doing, man, I'm actually trying
to get some business rectified dealing with your divorce that
took place I guess over the last seven whole Yes,
my correct, I got some foul up with your paperwork here. Now,
you guys had some property that you owned together, I
(47:55):
believe in avan delle am.
Speaker 2 (47:56):
I correct, correct, I'm looking at your paperwork here.
Speaker 8 (48:02):
Okay, Now we're getting out to the property, and that
seems to be where the problem is lies. This is
an avandelle. You guys had some property and you sold
it as you both went and split your ways. Looking
at the paperwork that I have here, it seems like
it was filled out incorrectly. I don't know how seven
years has passed for this to come back and fall
(48:23):
on my desk to be to get rectified. But whatever
the dividends were that you guys took and shared that
you're now looking as if you're owing mister Jones and
additional eighteen thousand dollars.
Speaker 2 (48:41):
Ma'am. I don't know.
Speaker 8 (48:42):
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but
I wanted to bring this information to you and see
how we can get it rectified. I'm not looking for
you to have that much money available at today, but
I do know as a as an attorney for Mistic Jones,
I must say that we're trying to get it taken
care of as soon as possible.
Speaker 14 (49:00):
In a minute, wait lays back this, So how do
I owe him eighteen thousand?
Speaker 1 (49:06):
I'm every what reason?
Speaker 8 (49:08):
Well, the paperwork here, ma'am, seems to be what the
paperwork say. It wasn't supposed to be fifty percent, fifty
percent between you and what you all. It should have
been seventy five twenty five and he being seventy five
percent of the property owed to him and twenty five percent.
Speaker 14 (49:22):
Oh no, I don't know. How what do you know?
Louisa is a community practice, and how could he get
seventy five percent? And I get twenty five.
Speaker 7 (49:29):
Uh.
Speaker 8 (49:30):
From my understanding that he paid most of the bills
when you guys were living together, and.
Speaker 14 (49:35):
I don't have anything to do with that. No, he
didn't pay most of the bill.
Speaker 2 (49:39):
I work and contribute to right, and I understand that.
Speaker 8 (49:42):
But I understand from what I have here on the paperwork,
and I understand that you'd had some contribution to it.
But it just seems like you did not contribute as
much as he did.
Speaker 14 (49:51):
And yes, and did I never heard like this.
Speaker 8 (49:55):
I do apologize, man, but what I do need you
to do is is definitely not use that type of language.
I'm on the phone.
Speaker 14 (50:00):
Okay, Well, look, I don't really have to talk to
you because I know I don't know. I don't owe
no Jones no eighteen thousand dollars, and he didn't overpay
me because it was community property. I had two children
for him. I left with none yet everything and there's
no weight I'm gonna pay him no eighteen thousand dollars.
Speaker 7 (50:17):
Man.
Speaker 8 (50:18):
I hate to get a little interrupt with you, but
you are going to pay this eighteen thousand dollars now.
That's going to happen now if I if I have
to garnish your check and do it. Then that's the
way it will have to be done. But the money
will be coming to mister Kirk Jones in the summer
of eighteen thousand.
Speaker 2 (50:33):
Call it backt Yeah, Look, don't you hang up.
Speaker 1 (50:37):
On me again.
Speaker 2 (50:38):
Now, if I have to put a lien on your
property or put a lien on your which one do
you want?
Speaker 14 (50:42):
Look and talk to me life check.
Speaker 2 (50:45):
I talk to you anyway I want to to talk about.
Speaker 14 (50:47):
Because once I want to court that all out was overWe.
Speaker 8 (50:51):
You're gonna pay eighteen thousand dollars. That's what you're gonna do.
Speaker 7 (50:55):
Uh huh.
Speaker 2 (50:56):
Now, I don't want to have to come to your house,
ma'am to pick up this money, but I will.
Speaker 14 (51:00):
I'm not working. I want to know how to do
I have to pay him eighteen thousand.
Speaker 2 (51:04):
See, you're not working. That's our problem from the start.
Speaker 1 (51:07):
That's why it.
Speaker 2 (51:08):
Wasn't fifty to fifty. That's why it was seventy five
twenty five because you were not holding the ub.
Speaker 14 (51:12):
I work all through the upstairs, that man twenty six
years and I worked.
Speaker 2 (51:17):
Well, what is your butt doing now?
Speaker 14 (51:19):
Nothing?
Speaker 2 (51:20):
Well, there we go. That seems to be the root
of our problem. Isn't it.
Speaker 14 (51:23):
No, that ain't a rule of no time, because I
want to know how did Kirk could get eighteen percent
and read that as a community property. He had his
lawyer and I had my lawyer. He agreed to it,
and that was dead. So I don't know how I
owe him eighteen thousand, ma'am.
Speaker 2 (51:38):
That's the way the problem was.
Speaker 8 (51:40):
Evidently you didn't read the paperwork that you signed when
you and Kirk separated seven years ago. Now, if you
didn't read your paperwork correctly, this is why it comes
back to bite you in you butt.
Speaker 14 (51:49):
Oh, No, it's not. Because I had a lawyer and
he had his lawyer. We agree with that and was
back and forward and we agree with everything he signed
up to and that was off.
Speaker 2 (52:00):
Well, maybe you didn't have a lawyer that was worth
for them who didn't read the bottom of the paperwork himself.
Speaker 14 (52:05):
And I had aint lawyer. Thought I had a good lawyer.
Speaker 8 (52:08):
And I understand that, ma'am. When that happens a lot
of a lot of times, I.
Speaker 10 (52:12):
Can't believe that.
Speaker 14 (52:13):
And I've had two children struggle with him, and we
got what we got by both of us work. And
this he gonna come back and tell and oh, no,
I'm gonna fight this.
Speaker 2 (52:23):
When can we expect the payment starting to work on
this eighteen thousand?
Speaker 14 (52:27):
I don't know.
Speaker 8 (52:28):
Well, I mean I'm gonna have to get a date
or something where I can start getting five hundred dollars
from you per month or something like that.
Speaker 14 (52:35):
Yes, inde five hundred a month. I haven't worked. I
was working when you want to sit. I don't think
I should have to tell you all this because I
need to get talked to me a lawyer, because I'm
not agreeing to anything, because I don't think.
Speaker 13 (52:48):
That it's not fair.
Speaker 14 (52:51):
I tell you give me a dead not because I'm
gonna have to get me a lawyer, isn't it.
Speaker 2 (52:56):
I'm trying to keep my composent as an attorney, ma'am?
Speaker 14 (52:59):
How do you have to write? And I don't have
no say so over this?
Speaker 2 (53:03):
Are you? Are you? Have you remarried?
Speaker 7 (53:05):
No?
Speaker 14 (53:05):
I haven't.
Speaker 8 (53:06):
Okay, you realize if I don't get the money, then
I don't get paid. Right Listen, I'm going to be
down in your area probably on Wednesday. Do you think
you and I can get together and probably talk about this?
Because I want to help you as.
Speaker 14 (53:20):
Much as I can, yeah, because I don't think it's
fair to me. When's the wedd I'm not I could
be there.
Speaker 2 (53:27):
Well, you think that maybe you and I can get
together maybe and work something out?
Speaker 14 (53:31):
Yees, because I know I'm not. I mean I cannot
afford to picture Jones No. Eighteen hundred, you know, took
the house from it for little or nothing.
Speaker 2 (53:39):
And I tell you what, I tell you what I'll
do this. I won't.
Speaker 8 (53:42):
I won't tell mister Jones anything but only on one condition.
That's me and you being able to work this thing
out behind closed doors.
Speaker 14 (53:49):
What you mean work it out?
Speaker 2 (53:51):
I mean work it out?
Speaker 14 (53:52):
What do you mean?
Speaker 2 (53:53):
What do you think? I mean?
Speaker 7 (53:55):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (53:55):
Tell me, well, maybe you know, like I'm dumb, relates
or something.
Speaker 14 (54:01):
Why would you want a relationship with me?
Speaker 2 (54:03):
Not that relationship, but just you know, maybe kind of
kick him kick your way.
Speaker 14 (54:11):
I'm dumb, I don't know. I don't know nothing about life.
Speaker 2 (54:14):
I think you know a whole lot about life.
Speaker 14 (54:16):
No dumb, But why is you messing with me?
Speaker 8 (54:19):
I just want to see awaken, maybe get together. I'll
throw all his paperwork out and I'm like, no, it's
not possible. But if you make me Wednesday, and I'll
make this thing go away.
Speaker 14 (54:30):
I don't believe.
Speaker 2 (54:31):
I tell you what else. She ain't gonna believe what
this is.
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Speaker 14 (54:58):
Jez I'm gonna kick you, and.
Speaker 1 (55:05):
Now you have it, Miss shern All right, thank you, nephew.
Well go honk, come on, big bee, honk honk coming
up next. Strawberry letter subject why does she get to
quit her job? And I don't We'll get into it
right after this.
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Speaker 12 (56:19):
Well, thank you, nephew. Subject why does she get to
quit her job? And I don't. Dear Stephen Shirley, my
co worker is marrying my side piece. I had no
idea we were sleeping with the same man until one
of our other co workers sent me a screenshot of
her safe.
Speaker 2 (56:35):
Hold on sure you gotta let him drink that again?
Speaker 1 (56:38):
Read that again? Yeah, we'll fast. Okay, you go.
Speaker 12 (56:43):
Dear Stephen Shirley, my coworker is marrying my side piece.
I had no idea we were sleeping with the same
man until one of our other co workers sent me
a screenshot of her save the date. Okay, so these
two people are sleeping with the same guy. They work together,
(57:05):
all right. I'm not invited to the wedding because me
and the girl aren't close. I work in a different
department because we're always but we're always cordial when we
see each other. I told my side piece that I
work with his fiance and we're really close, just to
see what he'd say. All he said was ally said,
(57:26):
is that he never even asked me where I work.
He just knows I do something in health insurance. He's
a narcissist, so I'm not surprised. When we're together, all
he talks about is himself and all his money. He
never asked how I'm doing or what I've got going on.
He does a lot with trading and bitcoin, and I
don't know exactly how he makes his money, but he
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has a lot of it and he's very generous with it.
He has paid off my credit card for me, and
he bought me a hot tub for my backyard.
Speaker 1 (57:56):
I'm married. I'm going to go slowly again. You got
to drink that one in for sure, Yeah, for sure.
Speaker 12 (58:03):
Okay, I'm married and my husband works in another state,
so I have weekdays and nights to myself. The side
dude has been in a serious relationship since I met him,
and they live together, and he and I meet up
at one of his rental properties to spend quality time together.
Now that I know who his significant other is, that
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doesn't change a thing for me. Look, we're both low down,
so what's the big deal. My only problem is that
his fiance told one of the girls at work that
she's quitting in November when she gets married. I know
her man is wealthy, but it's not fair she gets
to quit and all I got was a hot tub
(58:47):
and a few purses. I've been with him two years?
Is it time to leave him? If I can't get
equal treatment? Please advise, girl?
Speaker 2 (58:57):
Are you for real?
Speaker 4 (58:58):
Are you for real?
Speaker 2 (58:59):
Are you real?
Speaker 1 (59:00):
Right now? What do you want from us? You have
everything a side piece could want.
Speaker 12 (59:05):
You have a husband of your own, you're gainfully employed,
and you have a side piece.
Speaker 1 (59:10):
Come on, is that not enough for you?
Speaker 12 (59:14):
So now that your side piece is marrying someone you
know and work with, you're mad and you want equality
with his fiance?
Speaker 1 (59:23):
What his Beyonce? You gotta make this make sense? To
all of us. Okay, don't you know that there are
no rules in this side piece game. None. It's not fair.
Speaker 12 (59:33):
We don't expect it to be fair. It never has
been fair. Side piece will always lose and come in
second always. That's just how the game is played. You
get what you get, and what you got in this
instance some bags and hot tub and your credit card
paid off. Okay, you don't get to quit your job,
side piece. This kind of stuff is reserved for his fiance,
(59:55):
not you. You have a husband who lives in another state.
He should be doing that for you. But what kind
of marriage do you have anyway? You didn't even explain that. Okay,
But back to your side piece, who is wealthy you say,
and not doing certain things for you. Please understand there
will never be equal treatment for you, miss sidepiece. It
doesn't matter if you've been with him two years or
(01:00:15):
twenty years.
Speaker 1 (01:00:16):
Okay. Side pieces have to take what they can get, period.
Your side piece, Steve, why.
Speaker 2 (01:00:25):
Does she get to quit her job? And I don't.
Speaker 6 (01:00:29):
If we could have a segment on this show called
stupid question of the day, This one right here, stupid
question of the day.
Speaker 2 (01:00:42):
Why does she get to quit her job, and I don't.
Speaker 6 (01:00:47):
Well because of who she is, because of what she does,
because of what she means, because of what she represents,
because of her standards that she's held on to, because
(01:01:08):
of her.
Speaker 2 (01:01:08):
Class, all of these things.
Speaker 6 (01:01:12):
When's you a ticket to the house, but you found
out that your coworker is marrying your side.
Speaker 2 (01:01:19):
Peace, I had no idea we were sleeping with the
same man.
Speaker 6 (01:01:24):
In to one of our coworkers sending me a screenshot
of her save to day.
Speaker 2 (01:01:29):
Then she says, I'm not invited to the wearing because
me and the girl aren't close.
Speaker 1 (01:01:33):
Oh but you are, Oh but you are?
Speaker 2 (01:01:38):
You are song closed.
Speaker 6 (01:01:40):
Y'all damn near related. You're the same family wise, y'all close.
Speaker 2 (01:01:51):
Y'all shared the same man, y'all close. He been on hungh,
he been on you. You can I don't know how
much closer you can get. Okay, you share an item.
Speaker 6 (01:02:12):
That belongs to someone else, and you have an item
that belongs to somebody else, and you passing your item
out to two people, and he passing his item out
to you, her and probably somebody else.
Speaker 1 (01:02:29):
Hang on, Steve, We'll have part two of your God
is getting ugly. That's a good letter.
Speaker 12 (01:02:35):
We'll have part two of your response coming up at
twenty three minutes after the hour. The subject of today's
Strawberry letter why does she get to quit her job?
Speaker 1 (01:02:42):
And I don't. We'll get back into it right after this. Hey,
this is Shirley's Strawberry. And you know what it's like.
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today's crazy Strawberry letter.
Speaker 1 (01:03:52):
Why does she get to quit her job and I don't?
Speaker 6 (01:03:55):
Well, the reason she get to quit her job and
you don't is because of what she represents to this
man that we found out this woman in this letter
don't tell us right off the top, but this man
is her side piece. We'll find out later on in
the letter whise a side piece. But she found out
that one of her coworkers. This woman is sleeping with
her side piece because a coworker sent him a screenshot
(01:04:19):
of her saved and date. So she ain't just sleeping
with him. She actually getting the commitment from him. She's
having a wedding with the dude that you say is
your side piece, and you saying you ain't invited to
the wedding because me and the girl aren't close, But
oh you are, though you are so close. You all
share the same man. He on her, He come over
(01:04:44):
here and get on you. He and this seeing that
he and this seeing that he everywhere y'all are close.
You just ain't know y'all was close, and you and
the girl, and you say, y'all work in different departments,
but we always called you when we see each other.
I told my side piece she can call this man
(01:05:06):
up and said, I work with your fiance and we
really cold close. Just to see what he say. All
he said is that he never even asked. I don't
even know where you work. I ain't know you work
with him. I don't even know where you work. All
I know is you do something in health insurance. Because
he ain't got to know nothing about you because he
(01:05:28):
ain't interested. He's a narcissist, so I'm not surprised. He's
a narcissist and you a fool. So narcissist meets fool,
and here we.
Speaker 2 (01:05:40):
Have your relationship.
Speaker 6 (01:05:42):
When we're together, all the talk about is himself. That's
why he ain't know where your ass work and all
of his money. Well that's what got you. He never
asked how I'm doing or what I got going on.
He don't care. But I bet he know what your
coworker do the day, what she going through. He tells
(01:06:03):
a lot with trading and bitcoin, and I don't know
exactly how it makes his money. Lady, it's starting to
sound like a dope boy, but he got a lot
of it, and he's very generous with it. He'd have
paid off my credit card for me, and he bought
me a hot tub for my backyard. But oh when
he brought you that hot tub, though, yeah, I bet
(01:06:27):
that was God. I'm married and where that comes from?
Where you mad all through the letter a minute ago.
I'm married and my husband works in another state, so
I got weak days and nights to myself the side.
Dude has been in the serious relationship since I met
(01:06:49):
him and they lived together.
Speaker 2 (01:06:50):
I got news for you. You're in a serious relationship too, And.
Speaker 6 (01:06:54):
I bet you he know you married, which now once
you don't care about that, then he not finna care
about it. Can I meet up at his one of
his rental properties to spend quality time together?
Speaker 2 (01:07:07):
Did you what you just said?
Speaker 6 (01:07:11):
Me and him meet up at one of his rental properties.
You're just in an abandoned building somewhere with a damn
bed and addresser in an unfurnished rental apartment with just
a bed in it and a TV and addresser, y'all
meet up there to spend quality time together? How long
(01:07:33):
you ain't never spend a night? Now that I know
who is significant other is that? Don't change a thing
for me?
Speaker 7 (01:07:40):
Why what it?
Speaker 2 (01:07:42):
You married?
Speaker 6 (01:07:43):
You to dating the nacissists and you are fool and
you married. Look, we're both being low down. So what's
the big deal? Right lady?
Speaker 7 (01:07:53):
Right?
Speaker 2 (01:07:54):
Exactly? Both y'all trifling, So what's the big deal? What
you writers?
Speaker 6 (01:08:01):
My only problem is that his fiance told one of
the girls at work that she's quitting in November when
she get married.
Speaker 2 (01:08:09):
I know her man is wealthy, but it's not fair.
What did you read this? She needs to quit?
Speaker 6 (01:08:17):
And all I got was a hot tub and a
few persons. I've been with him two years.
Speaker 2 (01:08:23):
You said in this letter that he's been in the
Cities relationship the entire time. You've been married the entire time.
He your side piece, but you hit side piece.
Speaker 1 (01:08:35):
I don't know what you want.
Speaker 6 (01:08:37):
You got a hot tub and some damn bags. Go
sit down somewhere.
Speaker 2 (01:08:43):
Card. We have payed off that little regular ask credit card.
Speaker 6 (01:08:45):
You got twenty five hundred dollars limit. He paid it off.
Only I old hate a hundred at the time she
gets to quit, and all I got is a hot tub?
Speaker 2 (01:08:56):
Is it time to leave him?
Speaker 6 (01:08:57):
If I can't get equal treatment, you getting it? You
ain't never had equal treatment. He don't even know where
you work, what you do. I got news right, he
might not know your last name. I got some more
news for you here, promise you. He don't remember your birthday.
I got some more news by you. He don't know
your middle name. I got some more news. He don't
give a damn.
Speaker 2 (01:09:18):
If you leave. He fitnish getting mind and that girlfriend
to quit her job, and you are gonna go right
back down after that job.
Speaker 1 (01:09:24):
You can comment on today's Strawberry Letters.
Speaker 2 (01:09:26):
Hey you're hot tubbing them two bangs and take couple.
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Also check out the Strawberry Letter podcast on the free
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What you got junior?
Speaker 1 (01:10:26):
Okay, God, Let'm gonna propose a question.
Speaker 9 (01:10:28):
This question was asked, We just want to know how
we're supposed to feel about this with everything that's going
on with Trump being the president, dismounted all the DEI
programs and that's in sports now.
Speaker 1 (01:10:38):
Do athletes have an obligation to speak on this issue?
Speaker 14 (01:10:42):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (01:10:42):
Obligation speak they want to speak on yeaky, they don't
have an obligation, but they Yeah, that's what I do.
Speaker 2 (01:10:48):
They have an obligation.
Speaker 9 (01:10:49):
Somebody said to have an obligation to speak on this
issue because of everything that's happened. It could affects athletes.
Student athletes when they come up. They don't have to
get scholarships to go play at these big schools. So
it is athletes take part in this because you know,
you look at the times, like back in the sixties,
you had Bill Russell speaking up, you had Muhammad Ali,
(01:11:12):
Kareem Badul Jabbar, Jim Brown, you had Hank Aaron, you
had guys who came together on civil rights issues. And
now we're trying to figure out what athletes are today.
Should they have to be participate in this conversation?
Speaker 2 (01:11:25):
They don't have to. That generation spoke up because they
had to. It's available if they want to. You can't
make a person responsible that don't want to be.
Speaker 6 (01:11:37):
You're talking about like the Lebron and Lebron does an
excellent job at what he does. Yeah, you know these
cats is different. They you know, but they've been they've
been beat up a little bit too.
Speaker 2 (01:11:51):
Now they got on their knee with all Colin Colin
Copey and they saw what happens this world we live in, man,
it's it's a it's a back our thing.
Speaker 1 (01:12:00):
So so I mean, I ain't gonna be first.
Speaker 6 (01:12:04):
Well, but here's the deal. Speak up and there what happens.
They're not putting DEI back in there. Everybody quit talking
about this Project twenty twenty five. But everything that's happening
was in that nine hundred pages of and that's what
he's doing. That's why he's going after all these government agencies.
All that was in Project twenty twenty five that he
(01:12:24):
said he had nothing to do with and then found
out the writer of the program was.
Speaker 2 (01:12:27):
On his jet with him. Man, stop, we have failed
by not showing up at the polls and voting.
Speaker 6 (01:12:36):
But I don't really think it's black people's fault. I
really really don't. I think white people went to them
polls in record numbers and did what they wanted to do,
and they following their king and now they're gonna.
Speaker 2 (01:12:50):
Have to live with it, just like we got to
live with it.
Speaker 6 (01:12:53):
Yeah, of African American voters voted for Kamala Harris. Yes,
we sax, SAX, So it ain't the black people's fumpe
and we were already used to not getting a damn
thing that this adjustment for us is no kid, very minimal.
Speaker 12 (01:13:16):
Yeah, coming up at the top of the hour, receive
a lady needs some advice. She's giving more than she
gets in her friends with benefits situation. We'll talk about
it right after this you're listening to the Steve Harvey
Morning Show. This is from SA in Indianapolis. Sand says,
I'm in a friends with benefits situation with a guy
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that works a lot, and it's too busy to be
in a committed relationship with me. We hang out and
I cook for him, and lately there's no real benefit
in this for me. I do what I do for him,
and he doesn't return the favor. We stopped having sex
and we stopped going out. He comes over to eat
and then I pleasure him and he passes out. After
an hour or so, he'll kiss me and leave. I
(01:13:58):
had hoped one day he decided it's time for us
to be a couple. Will this ever turn into a relationship?
Speaker 6 (01:14:06):
It don't turned into what it is. He come over
your house, eat, you pleasure him. You said, y'all stop
having sex, so we already know what that means. After
you pleasure him, he go to sleep and he kissed
you dead in the mouth and he go home.
Speaker 4 (01:14:20):
Mmm.
Speaker 6 (01:14:22):
What You've been reduced in your role and now you
think this reduction in role, responsibilities, duties, it's gonna turn
into more.
Speaker 2 (01:14:34):
You ain't doing nothing but cooking.
Speaker 1 (01:14:37):
Reality check ah, that ain't.
Speaker 6 (01:14:40):
All she's doing though, I know yeh see she put
putting them to sleep though, right, that ain't from the
food thought. So you know what, lady, is it gonna
turn into something? It has already morphed into what it is.
Speaker 1 (01:15:03):
And that's it, right, Steve, you're saying, and that's what
it is.
Speaker 2 (01:15:06):
It's it's only it only goes downhill from not here.
You don't make comebacks, get worse. Yeah, yell, ain't going
I no more.
Speaker 1 (01:15:17):
He won't spend any more money on her?
Speaker 4 (01:15:19):
Does he eat?
Speaker 6 (01:15:20):
And the friends with benefits take the word benefits off?
And he's a friend and he's not your friend. I'm
told y'all me, and ain't you be your friend?
Speaker 4 (01:15:32):
Okay?
Speaker 12 (01:15:33):
All right, well moving on, we do have time for
another one. This is from Bryson and Selma. Bryson says,
in a few months, I will have my first child.
I was with my girlfriend for two years before we
broke up. We had makeup sex and she ended up pregnant.
She's still the evil and hateful person that she's always been,
(01:15:54):
but there's pressure to marry her. Do I listen to
what others are saying or follow my first mind? And
and just co parent with evil and co parents.
Speaker 2 (01:16:04):
No, parents don't do it.
Speaker 1 (01:16:07):
And you say that why he see the evil?
Speaker 2 (01:16:10):
I'm sorry, Brod, you've had it? Is she not feel
the change? That's it right there, that's what she do.
That's it.
Speaker 1 (01:16:22):
Yeah, evil, Evil.
Speaker 15 (01:16:25):
Y'all gonna quit having this makeup sex, y'all gonna quit
doing it. Y'all gonna stop. Yeah, well, I mean, you know,
let's talk to talk to they. Yeah, he said, stop
having it.
Speaker 2 (01:16:43):
Had for years? Make up?
Speaker 1 (01:16:46):
Hell yeah, how was it?
Speaker 2 (01:16:49):
Make up? Fall out, make up again? All le prey up.
Speaker 1 (01:16:54):
To make.
Speaker 2 (01:17:01):
First you love me?
Speaker 1 (01:17:02):
Yeah, then you hate me?
Speaker 2 (01:17:06):
That's a game full food.
Speaker 1 (01:17:13):
Verse one. Let me tell you so what about yearning?
That's another break up?
Speaker 2 (01:17:21):
The keep running in and out of my life because
don't you know that I like having you around in
my life?
Speaker 1 (01:17:34):
Yeah, it's another break.
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For that day. All my songs still last though.
Speaker 1 (01:17:45):
Yeah classic yeah, yeah, timeless hits for sure.
Speaker 7 (01:17:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:17:52):
So you know he has other people in his ear
telling him that he should marry her.
Speaker 6 (01:17:58):
Yeah, bro quit listening to him. Follow you first. Evil,
that's her nickname, evil?
Speaker 1 (01:18:03):
Uh huh, that's what he called her though. All right,
all right, thank you.
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A Memphis woman was arrested last week for shoplifting at
a Walmart, and police determined that she never should have
even been at the store because she had already been
banned from every single Walmart in the United States. All right,
she's a thirty seven year old woman. She was caught
using a fake barcode at the self checkout to steal
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tacks of ramen, noodles and other items that totaled up
to about a dollar. After her arrest, yeah, after her arrest,
police learned she had a history of shoplifting from Walmart
and that she is not supposed to be in any
location of any Walmart in the country. So surely she
knew that the cameras are at the self checkout registers.
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So do you guys use self out check self checkout
lanes or you just go through the line with the cashier.
Speaker 1 (01:19:06):
Yeah, okay, yeah, checkout with produce. But I don't have
to wait. Yeah yeah, I don't like that, right yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:19:17):
Yeah, Now when I'm with the kids at the store
like the teenagers.
Speaker 1 (01:19:21):
They like the self checkout. Yeah, Steve, self checkout.
Speaker 2 (01:19:25):
I check out back there where they spool up the
rods at Is that the only store you go to?
Speaker 1 (01:19:31):
Is this best pro? Talk again?
Speaker 2 (01:19:33):
I never been to the front.
Speaker 6 (01:19:36):
I use that cash register in the back where they
put the real put put the spool on you on
your That's the word I use.
Speaker 12 (01:19:43):
That.
Speaker 2 (01:19:43):
Ain't nobody ivy that line?
Speaker 12 (01:19:47):
No waiting in the back, no waiting. All right, all right, guys,
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You rather have a food garden in your backyard? Or
would you rather have a chicken coop?
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True garden? So you want, I don't thank y'all understand
the smell that's going to be in your yall. I
don't remember to feed them during chicken chicken coop.
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Price of eggs, Twitter, I don't care if you don't care.
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In the famous words of me, I got egg money.
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Yourself. And that was years ago when you said that
that lady.
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We had me and the staff and went to Open's
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I was treating everybody to lunch.
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And then I asked her.
Speaker 6 (01:21:20):
She said that just two devil eggs come with this
right here. And I said, I'd like two extra eggs.
She said, sir, that if you get too extra, that's
gonna cost you U extra. What did she say, Colin?
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She said, that's extra. That's gonna cost you extra, like
about five dollars.
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I said, got I got egg money. It's gonna be extra.
Like I asked for another piece of meat.
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All right, would you rather a helicopter ride over the
Grand Canyon or would you rather a helicopter over Niagara Falls?
Speaker 2 (01:22:02):
Either either way? I'm pinying either way.
Speaker 1 (01:22:07):
God, we have to know that you asked. No, that's
not what we asked. I did not ask you that
we asked you.
Speaker 6 (01:22:17):
See, I'm going to go over to Grand Canyon because
if it's don't crash, let's just ended.
Speaker 2 (01:22:22):
What is this crashing and drowning one or the other? Crash?
Speaker 1 (01:22:28):
Now I drowned?
Speaker 2 (01:22:30):
Man?
Speaker 6 (01:22:30):
We just hit these rocks and the end this thing
right now? I love that already messed up?
Speaker 7 (01:22:37):
Maw.
Speaker 2 (01:22:37):
I'm it's struggle trying to swim and can't.
Speaker 1 (01:22:42):
Yeah, Niagara Falls? You going the Grand Canyon route too?
Speaker 6 (01:22:46):
You got it's too cold to Naga Falls. Now he'd
have crashed, had a crisis and drowned.
Speaker 14 (01:22:55):
What is he.
Speaker 2 (01:22:58):
Too much? Get a helicopter with me? All right?
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Would you rather sample your partner's food or only eat
what you ordered?
Speaker 2 (01:23:13):
What I ordered? I was too loud with that one.
Speaker 1 (01:23:16):
What was the memories is what I had? What's wrong
with sharing order with you?
Speaker 2 (01:23:23):
I will buy you whatever you want.
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I might want some years so delicious.
Speaker 2 (01:23:32):
I had an aim steak. By the time I look away,
I ain't got my phone left.
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You should get some of her salmon or her trout. Yeah,
all right, thank you guys.
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And Neil, hey, big dog, I just got this in
before you start your thing.
Speaker 8 (01:25:27):
Look like they don't file for joint custody again, Elon
Musk and putin.
Speaker 1 (01:25:35):
Over Trump.
Speaker 2 (01:25:38):
They got joint custody over over Trump.
Speaker 4 (01:25:40):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (01:25:41):
I guess gonna have it one week and you must
go have it the next week. I'm just letting you know.
Speaker 1 (01:25:46):
It's money.
Speaker 6 (01:25:55):
Hey, listen, you know speaking of Donald Trump. You know what, everybody,
we didn't pay close enough attention when everybody was touting
this project twenty twenty five. And what was in it, Well,
everything that's in it is being acted upon right now.
All these agencies coming under attack, all these federal regular
(01:26:16):
relations coming under attack, all the closing of all these facilities,
to getting rid of DEI, all of this stuff. It
was in the Project twenty twenty five, the nine hundred pages.
Why the Democrats didn't handle this better? I do not know,
you know, but now I'm just watching this happen, and
(01:26:36):
DI is already affecting people.
Speaker 2 (01:26:39):
It's affecting me. First of all.
Speaker 6 (01:26:41):
The United States Army. I want to thank the United
States Army for the time that they spent at my ranch,
thirteen years of free service. They came down and managed
hundreds of boys for me. You know, when you're moving
young men, I don't think nobody's better at it than
the military, because they know how to move people in
(01:27:02):
large numbers. They're very organized, they're very disciplined. And the
skills that they taught to young boys, whether it was
team building that I am my brother's keeper, whether it
was physical activity with PT, it was just the requirements
that they had and the discipline that was required of
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every young boy in order to be a successful. Man.
If you have a young man that's not being taught disciplined,
you're sending him off to a world that he's not
prepared for because somebody gonna teach it to it. And
you can let these boys out here in the street
teaching what discipline is, or you can let the police
teach him what the discipline is. But either way he
gonna learn it. So I want to thank the United
(01:27:45):
States Army. And this was the last year. Last year
because now of DEEI, I've been informed by people who
really cared for the program. I got brothers that's been
coming down here for years call me up and said,
mister Harvey, we hate to tell you this, but due
to the cutback DEI, we can no longer come to
your camp because any participation in a minority camp and
(01:28:06):
events like this have been stripped, so we cannot come.
He said, I want you to know, man, that I'm
willing to take my vacation that we can come help
you anyway. So I thanked him for that.
Speaker 2 (01:28:18):
But this is what it is.
Speaker 6 (01:28:21):
All of these doge thing that Elon Musk is in
charge of, where they coming and they slashing these jobs,
and they slashing jobs and they're not even paying attention
to what they're doing because rich people don't pay attention
to little things. They don't care how many park rangers
you got, because they don't go to the parks.
Speaker 2 (01:28:40):
They don't know.
Speaker 6 (01:28:41):
By slashing all those jobs, now you endanger so much
stuff in the park system. People go in there not
following rules, littering campfires, all this stuff. It's crazy to
slash them departments. It's crazy to slash oversea agencies that
protect you from loan shocking and improper banking practices. All
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these departments are being slashed. People who voted for him
work in these The aviation department is being slashed. Listen,
the people who voted for him are in these departments.
I told you he does not care about the common man.
All of these department. Getting rid of all these regulations
and stuff is so he can have free run and
(01:29:27):
free will to do whatever he wants and get out
rid of all these regulations so rich boys can get
back to being richer without fear of consequence. That's what
this is about, y'all. It was never ever about the border.
It really wasn't. That was the roofs, that was the mask.
(01:29:48):
It was never ever about lowering the price of groceries
so you could live better. They don't even know how
much groceries cost. How can they be really concerned about
you when they've never been you before? Y'all, This country
is heading down a black hole and a lot of
people are not going to recover from this. But aid
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around the world, he's getting rid of that. There were
thousands of workers in Africa, man, now it's down to
two hundred on the whole continent something like that. It's crazy, man,
He don't care about common people because he ain't never
been coming. He ain't never needed no aid. He been
rich all his life. So all y'all had voted for him.
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Buckle up and hold on tight. Now as far as
we as a people are concerned, we're gonna deal with
it just like we've always had to deal with it.
It ain't ever been easy for us, and now you're
about to find out how easy, how uneasy, it can
be for you. So congratulations, you got what you voted for.
Now we all got to deal with it. Keep your
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relationship together with God. Talk to him quite often. You
will need him during this period right here, because Elon
Musk and Donald Trump.
Speaker 2 (01:31:09):
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