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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Today show is pre recorded.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Y'all know what time. Y'all don't know y'all at all
at all, So.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
Don't given them.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Black a million bus bus boy.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
Yeah, listening to.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
Lot Joy?
Speaker 4 (00:45):
Yeah, Joy, you know you love you gotta turn you.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
To turn the mouth turn probably.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
Got to turn the mouth, turn out.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
A wad of the money cap.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
Look, come.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
Come on, you're.
Speaker 5 (02:00):
Uh huh, I sure will. Good morning everybody, y'all listen
to the voice. Come on, dig me now, one and
only Steve Harvey oh Man got a radio show. Man
got a radio show and a whole lot mold too.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
Man. God is good to me.
Speaker 5 (02:17):
I have no other explanation, if I have no other
explanation of my existence and where I stand in this
thing called life, except if it was not for the
goodness of God Almighty.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
If it was not for His.
Speaker 5 (02:30):
Grace and his mercy, There's no way I could exist
the way that I do. I would not be who
I am or where I am. I am who I
am and where I am simply because God is who
he is. If it was not for God, I would
have no testimony for you, because I would have failed
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every single test plain, pure and simple. I can sit
here today day until you flat out that it is
purely because of God's grace and mercy that I exist
today because of His favor. See now He shows us
favor in life because of a combination of things I've discovered.
(03:18):
And this is not the whole answer to life, I
can assure you as not. But this is a combination
that I've grown to understand better and better, and I
wish I had gotten it earlier in my life.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
But here it is. If you take faith and you
combine it.
Speaker 5 (03:40):
With an incredible work ethic, then God has the greatest
opportunities to show you favor. That's the best way I
can explain success to you from my standpoint. It is
to common nation of faith and work that produces the
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most opportunities for God to.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
Show you favor.
Speaker 5 (04:08):
See a lot of times we want God to bless us,
but we ain't doing nothing for him to bless So
now we sideways in the equation a little bit. But
see if you had the faith in God that God
can do anything but fail, that God will get you through,
that God will see you through. That the God is
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the God you serve, is the greatest giver of all
good things. If you kept that faith intact through it all,
and you produced an incredible work ethic that allows the
most opportunities for God to show you favor. See without
that what you want God to do? See, you can
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have faith and be sitting at the house watching TV.
There's nothing being produced, no opportunities.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
For God to show show you favor.
Speaker 5 (05:01):
And you got to do some things man, that you
are uncomfortable doing or don't feel like doing, or something
that don't have the right payoff right in front of
your face, with the faith that it'll pay off later on. See,
too many people are working for the right now reward,
and the right now reward is not how it works.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
Sometimes the reward is coming later on up the road.
Speaker 5 (05:26):
But the only way you can know that is if
you got to You got to apply the faith and
see the reason you don't know that that it's coming
like that, or you have to have faith to believe
that it's coming, because faith is the belief in things
that you cannot see.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
That's what faith is. You know you're standing at Let
me give you exam.
Speaker 5 (05:49):
You standing at the crosswalk with a walk sign on
it and the sign flashing on the corner. Don't walk,
then that the signs say walk. What do you think
your chances are making it across that street?
Speaker 2 (06:03):
Is what? Pretty good?
Speaker 5 (06:05):
Because guess what the signs say walk. You can see
the other side. There's other people in the cross walk walking,
So guess what you strike out blindly? It don't take
a lot of faith to get across that streets.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
That's not what I'm talking to you about.
Speaker 5 (06:22):
I'm talking about the faith, the belief in things that
you cannot see, the faith that what I'm doing today,
I believe in my heart of heart that God wouldn't
bring me this far to leave me. That God is
a true and living God, that he keeps his promises,
that later on, there's things that I'm working towards right
now gonna pay off later on. See, too many people
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want the reward right now. See that's not the exhibition
of faith. If it's the right thing to do, if
it's if it's a good thing to do, if it's
a just thing to do. See if it's sin in it,
it ain't God. You can just clear it on up
right there. You can stop all the wondering. If that's
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His voice talking to you, if it's the right thing
to do, if it's sin in it.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
It's not God talking to you. Kill it.
Speaker 5 (07:15):
You can shut it down. You ain't got to wonder
about it. Go down there secret venge that ain't God.
Go tell them off when you see them. That ain't God.
Anything that's got seining in it is not God's voice
telling you to do it.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
So you can kill that conversation today. That's how you know.
Speaker 5 (07:32):
But if you aligning yourself up man and you and
what you're doing is just and right and correct and
pleasing in the sight of God, it'll pay off for
you later on. And see, here's the best way I
can tell to his Another way, when you're going somewhere,
when you're on the road to going somewhere, and you
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know the somewhere that you're trying to get to. Let's
say you've set a goal or vision for yourself. You
know where you want to get to, You got a
good idea, and you own your way to going there.
Listen to me when it gets hard, and it is
going to get hard, when it gets difficult, and it
is going to get difficult, when it becomes challenging, and
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it is going to become challenging when it becomes all
three of those things when it don't look like it's
gonna happen, don't stop and complain so much. But see,
I know he don't bless me. But in the middle
of it, man, I felt a little heavy. And you
got to be careful when it gets hard for you,
because you'll find yourself complaining. And when you complain and see,
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what you can't do is you can't complain so much
that you forget that the place that you're trying to
go to, you actually own your way there still. See,
don't get caught up into complaining and then lose sight
of your.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
Blessing that's actually happening to you.
Speaker 5 (08:58):
What really, man, of all the times to register a
complaint to God, to sit up and go, hey, man,
I didn't I wanted to ease back into this thing.
Ease back in, man, you in. It's a tornado whirling
around you. You ain't got time to ease back in. You
gots it. Go on and jump back in it. It
is what it is to whom much is given, much
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is required. Always appreciate the blessings. Don't get so caught
up in the complaints that you lose sight of the blessings. Man,
God got a lot for you in your life.
Speaker 3 (09:28):
Man.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
But you got to have them two things, y'all.
Speaker 5 (09:30):
You got to take that faith and you got to
ply a crazy work ethic to it. And that creates
the most opportunities for God to show your favor. And
when God starts showing your favor, Man, all them seeds
you plant it that, all of that wheat you've been sowing,
all of that hard work you've been put in God
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to pay it off.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
And he'll pay it off in ways that you don't
even see coming.
Speaker 6 (09:55):
Okay, cool, you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 5 (10:03):
Ladies and gentlemen. The time has come, a new day
has arrived. He did it again. Hey, God boy, he's
something else.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
Man.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
He the only one could do it.
Speaker 7 (10:11):
Man.
Speaker 5 (10:11):
You know what he show up, never been late, track record,
one thousand percent, accountability, all of it. He checks all
the blocks. I don't know nobody else check all the blocks.
But God, almighty. Wow, that's a good friend to have, man,
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check all the blocks. God answers to all your questions
and got a solution to all your problems. Man, if
you don't do nothing else, get your relationship with God. Man,
if you don't do nothing else. So sometimes your focus
is too much on relationship on a man or a woman.
You better get you some god man, somebody ain't gonna
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ever check out on you.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
That's all I'm saying.
Speaker 5 (10:58):
Steve, Robin, Marty Show, Sherlon Strawberry, call the Frail Mississippi,
Marnicca Jr. And the legend that is Nephew Tommy Well Junior.
Speaker 8 (11:06):
Yeah, I just got a question for you this morning,
got a question for you this morning.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
Consider this is Easter week? Up? Uh huh?
Speaker 8 (11:15):
Could you have been a disciple lord with the Lord
back in the day?
Speaker 2 (11:19):
Up?
Speaker 8 (11:19):
Could you have followed the Lord back in the day?
Steve Harvey to disciple? Could you been a disciple?
Speaker 3 (11:25):
Look?
Speaker 2 (11:25):
Yeah, I'm doing it now walk talk about walking with
every day. You woul't complain by nothing? You would have.
Speaker 5 (11:30):
No, Steve didn't. I didn't say that. I said I
be a disciple.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
Yeah. Yeah, Now you know I'm gonna go over there
with him.
Speaker 5 (11:45):
But all this rock throwing, y'all talking about doing it,
all this, his spitting all this here, That's what I'm
here for.
Speaker 2 (11:54):
Now.
Speaker 5 (11:54):
When Jesus leave, I'm gonna come back over here this evening.
Throw something next time, we come.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
To town here, Yeah, throw something, Okay.
Speaker 5 (12:06):
You know I'll be back there. I'll be back selling
all the stories. So y'all gonna throw something five thousand,
y'all all, y'all hung You ain't see what they deal
with their fish? Yeah, huh, I'll be his hype man.
Five fish, two lower bread.
Speaker 3 (12:25):
You ain't on you.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
You aren't there for that.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
Yeah, he wouldn't beat there for that.
Speaker 5 (12:34):
Yeah, raising last, and then I know he already knew,
but i'd have been on him by Judas. He Hey, man,
we need out of here because the dude right here
he's tripping.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
You can already tell.
Speaker 5 (12:47):
Yeah, I'm a I'm I'm I'm a warm Judas though
I know I noticed the way it's got to go. Yeah,
but when I find out about it, No, yeah, y'all
could have been one.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
But you know it's just.
Speaker 5 (13:02):
You know, man, I think I've come to the I've
come to understand better and better as I walk with him.
Speaker 2 (13:08):
You know that they are none perfect, No, not one
and so and so.
Speaker 5 (13:13):
As I keep that in mind, I keep that in
mind for myself, and I watch a lot of people
online and stuff because I follow a lot of motivational stuff.
And you know, I watch some people out there talking
about perfection. Okay, all you doing is talking about it.
You do know that, don't you.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
We ain't gonna never get there boy, all right, I
ain't seeing the chip.
Speaker 5 (13:38):
All right.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
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is time now to run that prank back with the nephew. Nephew,
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Speaker 9 (14:26):
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Speaker 2 (14:31):
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Speaker 9 (14:34):
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Speaker 2 (14:41):
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see s.
Speaker 9 (14:44):
Let's go get though. Hello, Hello, I am trying to
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Call and see if we can actually try to lend
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Speaker 2 (15:09):
Now.
Speaker 10 (15:10):
Who is it?
Speaker 2 (15:12):
We are with Wife Correctional Services, sir. W CS.
Speaker 9 (15:16):
What it is is, we take your wives for a
couple of weeks and we reprogram them so that it's
of course you have to sign a waiver contract, but
we take your wife and we reprogram them so that
they will act in a fashion of what you want
them to act.
Speaker 10 (15:29):
Oh, okay, okay, whatever.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
See.
Speaker 9 (15:32):
So what it is that we've gotten some We've gotten
some reports that you've been having some problems with with
your particular wife and where you locate to that we're
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First of all, here's here's something we can do.
Speaker 9 (15:54):
I can ask you questions because we've been notified that
this is probably a service that you would probably want. Now,
has your wife ever snapped on you in public?
Speaker 10 (16:04):
And snapped on me? I mean what I mean? She
My wife ain't crazy. She don't just snap on me.
She might, you know, try to check me, say something.
You know what I'm saying. She ain't just gonna snap
on me in public.
Speaker 2 (16:14):
So your wife, so your wife has tried to check you,
is what you're saying.
Speaker 10 (16:18):
May not check me per se. I mean she might.
She might not like something I'm doing and might say
something about it. We don't just snap on.
Speaker 9 (16:25):
So basically, your wife is not in her place where
she needs to be cold on.
Speaker 10 (16:29):
I mean what you mean in her place? I mean
she might say something, you know, I mean, I might
be doing something or you know, might be with my
boys and might get out of control a little bit.
She might just say something at the time, but she
don't just try to all out check nobody. You know
what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (16:42):
Okay, Okay, Okay, I'll tell you what. Let me ask
you this one.
Speaker 9 (16:45):
Have you ever just had some plans with your guys,
We're gonna go out, and had to change your plans
because your wife.
Speaker 10 (16:51):
Well, I mean, if like I'm just coming by hanging
out and I ain't let her know or something, she
might you know, be like, well, baby already had plans,
you know, can you say home with the boys or something.
But I mean, I mean nothing on the regular, you know,
I usually do what I want to do.
Speaker 2 (17:05):
It seems like denial.
Speaker 9 (17:07):
Okay, here's another one, sir, Well, no, listen, hear me out.
Speaker 2 (17:11):
Now, let me ask you this has your wife.
Speaker 9 (17:14):
Let's say, back when Michael Jordan was playing basketball, did
you ever miss a playoff game on television because your
wife wanted to watch something else?
Speaker 2 (17:21):
Nah?
Speaker 10 (17:22):
I mean we got two TVs in my house. Man,
I wish now, I don't even get that. I mean
I might have to watch a little TV, okay, but
I mean I usually watch it on.
Speaker 2 (17:30):
The big show. Yeah.
Speaker 9 (17:31):
But but you doing you've been pushed to watching the
smaller television.
Speaker 10 (17:36):
No, I wouldn't push to do nothing. Man. What I'm
trying to tell you is, I mean we compromised. We
do fifty fifty in my house. I mean, she might
get the big TV to watch her stories or something,
and I just had to go watch the little TV
and little TV dude go out of every once and
see there we go. So with that, though, I'm cool
with that.
Speaker 2 (17:52):
You're with that. So you're with that. You're actually the
one that's programmed.
Speaker 10 (17:56):
And you ain't nothing wrong with my wife. Ain't nothing
wrong with my family. You know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (18:00):
I understand.
Speaker 9 (18:01):
Well, let me the reason why I'm asking you these
particular questions is because someone has actually let me know
the problems that are at hand in your household.
Speaker 2 (18:10):
Let me ask you. I got one question for you.
Here's what I want to ask you. Has your wife
ever cussed you out at a family cookout?
Speaker 10 (18:16):
Hey? Man, hold on, man, you know what you're getting
a little personal man.
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of you.
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This is something new.
Speaker 10 (18:30):
Is definitely saying something new. I mean, don't make me
be your auny pig. Don't start. I'll calling me trying
to get you know, referral to a clientele or whatever
it is you're trying to do man, don't call me
with this nonsense, partner, and.
Speaker 2 (18:42):
I completely understand that w C S Sir is here
to benefit you.
Speaker 10 (18:47):
No benefit to me. Man, getting a look at my
personal business one and what's going on in my household?
Speaker 9 (18:52):
Okay, well, last thing I want to ask you, and
this is the last question I have for you.
Speaker 10 (18:57):
Make this the last straight up?
Speaker 9 (18:59):
Okay, have you do you? Do you buy your own
clothes or does she buy the.
Speaker 10 (19:03):
To you know what? Man?
Speaker 2 (19:04):
This man?
Speaker 10 (19:05):
You whatever company this is? Dog, don't call Mause no more?
And whatever put you up to this? Whoever give you
my number? Talking about my wife? Checked me, U, got
me under control, got me on lock man? You telling
him too? Don't call me no more?
Speaker 2 (19:20):
What are you are?
Speaker 3 (19:21):
You?
Speaker 2 (19:21):
Are you in denying?
Speaker 10 (19:23):
Now? Dog? Don't call now no more. I'm gonna tell
you what, George Foreman or whatever Marcus for whoever you are,
George Foreman, Marcus, Hey, I'm gonna tell you right now.
I'm gonna find out what yam located.
Speaker 5 (19:38):
Dog.
Speaker 10 (19:38):
I'm coming down there and I'm gonna push him that
you're in my personal.
Speaker 9 (19:42):
You're ready to retaliate on me, but you don't want
to retaliate on the problems you have with your wife retaliation.
Speaker 10 (19:49):
Man, what I'm saying you you're calling my house, I'm
minding my own and you worrying about who am watching
what TV? In my house and my wife chicking me
in public? I want, man, Hey, don look, I'm mister.
Speaker 2 (20:01):
Don't you want to watch the big television?
Speaker 11 (20:03):
Big TV?
Speaker 5 (20:04):
Man?
Speaker 10 (20:04):
I'm comfortable with the TV I got. You know what
I'm saying, It's in my room. I come across the bed.
Watch whatever you want to whenever I'm going.
Speaker 2 (20:11):
To with.
Speaker 10 (20:14):
My partners, doll, not like you need to get part
you call it.
Speaker 2 (20:19):
Ask me your dumb what you want to do to me?
Your wife has already done to you.
Speaker 10 (20:24):
I say, you got the number block? What's your phone number?
Speaker 1 (20:26):
Man?
Speaker 10 (20:27):
Give me something, tell me where to find you.
Speaker 2 (20:29):
Why are you in denial?
Speaker 10 (20:32):
I'm gonna tell you what's and what you.
Speaker 9 (20:33):
Need to get your wife checked in to White Correctional
Services so that you can live a better life.
Speaker 10 (20:40):
Whoever may I need to get a life?
Speaker 2 (20:42):
Man?
Speaker 10 (20:43):
Can I get a life? Man? Except calling me doll?
For real?
Speaker 2 (20:46):
I understand that. Can I say one more thing that
you say?
Speaker 10 (20:48):
You can't say ses to me?
Speaker 5 (20:50):
Man?
Speaker 2 (20:50):
Straight up?
Speaker 9 (20:51):
Listen to me, sir, what what what's his nephew tire
me from the Steve harved Morning Show.
Speaker 2 (20:56):
You just got prank by your boy.
Speaker 11 (20:59):
Justin you know what?
Speaker 10 (21:05):
I don't know? Hey, Okay, y'all got men.
Speaker 2 (21:12):
What is the baddest radio show.
Speaker 10 (21:14):
In the land already know? Is you my boy Steve
Harvey doing in the morning on the Steve Harvey Morning Show?
Speaker 2 (21:21):
And now you have it?
Speaker 5 (21:22):
Uh?
Speaker 9 (21:23):
Uh, that's that's that stupid this morning. That's the first
he's spooning of stupid.
Speaker 1 (21:27):
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Speaker 3 (22:20):
Right.
Speaker 1 (22:20):
Joyce in East Orange says, I was working as a
waitress until a month ago. I got fired because I
went out with the customer and his wife had me fired.
I waited on him regularly, but I didn't know he
was married. I'm hurt, but I understand. Should I apologize
to his wife?
Speaker 2 (22:42):
Well, I wouldn't. I pretty much stay away from that.
Speaker 5 (22:46):
Yeah, don't every.
Speaker 2 (22:52):
Don't.
Speaker 5 (22:54):
Don't walk through the door with bullets coming out of it.
I don't recommend it. I don't recommend that.
Speaker 2 (23:05):
You can.
Speaker 5 (23:05):
You can find out her email or send her a
letter and say I'll give you my word. I did
not know you could say that. But no more, you
can't say nothing to her faith. You didn't know.
Speaker 2 (23:16):
Let you didn't go. You know that's right?
Speaker 1 (23:19):
Yeah, yep, all right. Moving on to Pooch. Moving on
to Pooch in Tampa, Pooch says, my husband and I
got married in February, but he hasn't moved in with
me because I won't add his name to my deed.
I know it sounds crazy, but I don't know him
like that. Am I crazy for thinking this way? Or
(23:40):
do I have the right to be cautious?
Speaker 2 (23:43):
Oh a little late, Yeah, a little late.
Speaker 5 (23:51):
Wait a minute, you think putting his name on the deed.
Speaker 2 (23:59):
And him not moving in is a bigger move than
y'all got married?
Speaker 1 (24:05):
Married?
Speaker 3 (24:05):
Right?
Speaker 2 (24:08):
I'm confused.
Speaker 5 (24:11):
Wait a minute, man, I don't know him like that.
Speaker 2 (24:15):
That statement right there, that is really why are you married? You?
I don't know him like that?
Speaker 5 (24:25):
You yet you got married? I'm confused about this?
Speaker 1 (24:31):
Yeah, yeah, you done.
Speaker 5 (24:33):
Put the car all in front of the horse, not
a horse. Don't want to act right? And you wonder
why the car ain't going nowhere? Man, lady all this
is bad. I can't help you. I can't help him.
Speaker 1 (24:48):
Don't put his name on the lease on the indeed.
Speaker 2 (24:51):
Look, y'all, why don't y'all get this thing a numb
before we go too much? First?
Speaker 5 (24:57):
You don't know him like that, He won't name on
the title, He ain't moving in. It's been February, it's
is April, it's two mosch Get this thing and know
what y'all doing. Y'all ain't got no business together.
Speaker 2 (25:10):
You don't know. I don't know him like that? What?
Speaker 1 (25:13):
But you married him?
Speaker 2 (25:16):
That's crazy. We went to the halt. You went to
the halt.
Speaker 1 (25:20):
And moving on to Lexander and Racine, Lexand says, I've
been dating a great guy for three months and I
don't want to invite him to my house for Easter
because he has two teeth missing on one side. He
is getting dental implants in May, so I will let
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him meet my friends after that. How should I tell
him this?
Speaker 5 (25:47):
Listen to me, listen to like, Okay, her name, lex said,
his name probably Robson. So you talked to him rob
We need to talk a little bit. Listen, baby, Easter
is coming. Now, you go get your teeth fixed in May.
(26:10):
The first impressions is lasting impressions. Now, I don't know
how I done set through all this whistling and stuff.
Speaker 1 (26:17):
But you got this sitting.
Speaker 5 (26:20):
You know you can't bite into an apple without looking
like a jack o lanted and so I don't need
to what I'm here from my friends and family, So
I don't want you to meet them until after you
get the repast done inside your head and why is
it that we waiting on may because clear smile says
you can come in there and walk out with teeth
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that day.
Speaker 9 (26:43):
That sight.
Speaker 1 (26:45):
So a lot of people have that sight to.
Speaker 2 (26:47):
See that side tooth, see that one right there.
Speaker 5 (26:50):
Because see, the reason you can play off that side
tooth is because when you straight on.
Speaker 2 (26:56):
And you do a quarter smile, you can hide it.
Speaker 5 (26:59):
What happens you get down at the spots bard you
bust out laughing.
Speaker 2 (27:07):
Now people on.
Speaker 12 (27:08):
The side of you can look clean through your head
to the other side of the missing on both sides,
both your fraying teeth is gone.
Speaker 1 (27:19):
Yeah, and he's got two missing too.
Speaker 5 (27:22):
And I'm telling you there on each side he missed
the frame teeth is gone. So when you laugh real hard,
people can see to the other side of the room.
Speaker 1 (27:33):
That's crazy. So it's a good thing that she's waiting
for him to meet her friends until he get.
Speaker 5 (27:38):
Yeah, yeah, okay, yeah, because that ain't gonna work east,
ain't that. It ain't that big a deal. Just go
to church separately. You know, he can't come to the dinner,
you know, none of that.
Speaker 2 (27:48):
You can't eat the ball egg over there like that.
Speaker 1 (27:51):
He can't have the hand guy.
Speaker 5 (27:55):
I know, you know, but he biting into his turkey leg,
but it don't quite tell because you them side teeth.
Speaker 1 (28:02):
You know, when can it come? He can't come for
Eastern Memorial Day.
Speaker 2 (28:10):
You got you got it. You gotta wait till fourth
of July.
Speaker 5 (28:15):
So he lets you to earn plants incause when eating
them ribs, you ain't gonna be able to hide them
corner teeth because you got to show all your teeth
to bite down on them ribs with your front teeth.
You got to get your lips all the way out
to wait. To bite down on the rib on with
them front teeth. You gotta move your lips. And once
you move your lips, they clearly can see. This has
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been a dental nigga.
Speaker 2 (28:41):
So we're talking. We really talking about fourth of July
before they meet it.
Speaker 5 (28:45):
And then he got to practice with him because he
gonna cry a lot when he first get them corner
teeth put in, because he ain't had them in a while,
and he gonna be biting down on his tongue A
bunch of times.
Speaker 3 (28:56):
Moved.
Speaker 2 (28:57):
I moved in Halloween privately.
Speaker 1 (29:04):
All right, we're moving on to Sabrina in Portland. Uh
Sabrina says, my husband bought me a Tesla for my
birthday and I work from home, so he started driving
it to work a few days a week. When I
drive it, it doesn't feel new and special anymore. How
do I tell him that he needs to drive his
own car?
Speaker 2 (29:22):
That you to him, just like you told us.
Speaker 5 (29:24):
It's women doing this all over the country, but you
got I jumped in one of Mandree's cars one time.
She told me, Steve, Steve, if you gonna smoke cigar,
you can't uh smoke cigar in my car. So I'm
banned from her cars. If I smoke a cigar, A
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cigar will make your car n smell brand new. I
can tell you that for a fact. Yeah, all the
new car gone with.
Speaker 2 (29:54):
That new cars.
Speaker 1 (29:57):
Yeah all right, so there you go.
Speaker 2 (30:00):
And I bought the car.
Speaker 5 (30:01):
They can't drive a car, so hook tell it all right?
Speaker 1 (30:07):
Thank you, Sellow.
Speaker 2 (30:10):
This is Steve Harbin Martin show Man. Why do we
have a radio show?
Speaker 1 (30:14):
If we're gonna do it right, listen to your.
Speaker 9 (30:17):
That's stupid, stupid, That's what I'm talking about.
Speaker 2 (30:21):
Boy, say that many.
Speaker 1 (30:24):
Say that show.
Speaker 2 (30:25):
If we're gonna be right, ste Show coming up right
after you.
Speaker 1 (30:31):
You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, Steve, time
to have some more fun with you with another edition
of Ask Steve.
Speaker 5 (30:44):
You ready, I'm absolutely all these are rapid fire questions again.
Speaker 1 (30:48):
Yeah, yeah, a little mixture, Yeah, a little mixture.
Speaker 9 (30:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (30:51):
Just don't take you know, all data. Answer one question because.
Speaker 2 (30:55):
We're trying to get many questions.
Speaker 1 (30:58):
We do many questions. It's possible, Steve. That's all, honey.
I love you like my mama. You say her up now? Yeah,
all right, here we go. All right, springtime? What is
your springtime clothing fetish? Steve?
Speaker 5 (31:11):
White pants? Got to have me some white pants. Love it,
love it, boy, I don't know what it is. I
love wearing white pants. Man, white pants, cream pants, light
tone pants for boy.
Speaker 1 (31:29):
Uh huh.
Speaker 5 (31:30):
That new designer with Louis Vatan. Oh yeah, came out
with these jeans.
Speaker 2 (31:38):
Boy, they got a white panto. Boy got them.
Speaker 5 (31:43):
Bought five pair of jeans already. Wow, yeah it ain't
none of them blue yeah, yellow anyway, just one pair
of white ones, green tied eyed pair, a blue floor pair,
one stone washed pair.
Speaker 1 (31:59):
All right, you better wear them the work because I
got a bet.
Speaker 2 (32:02):
I will as soon as I get the bottom here.
Speaker 13 (32:06):
All right, next question, Carla, all right, finish this statement, Steve.
Spring is finally here and I'm going to get naked.
Speaker 2 (32:18):
Come on you.
Speaker 5 (32:23):
Come on here, man boy, I'm finish.
Speaker 3 (32:32):
What I got to do.
Speaker 2 (32:33):
Is finding out.
Speaker 5 (32:34):
I don't give the spring, winter, summer have it this year?
The pipers back, I'm fitting my wardrobe rock. I've been
tired of dressing for daytime television and talk shows, game show.
Speaker 2 (32:47):
I'm through. Okay, the pimp is.
Speaker 9 (32:50):
Back, okay, okay, okay, So let that brings up this
next question.
Speaker 2 (32:54):
Here me go if you are single?
Speaker 5 (32:57):
Now, im that's a big so we're just just a hypothetical. Yes,
it is just here we go the whole Hold on,
let me clean my mind out now, Okay, I gotta
stop thinking marriage in heaven. Yeah, just answer hell yeah
yeah yeah. If I ain't considered marriage on heaven, I
can answer this a little bit more free.
Speaker 9 (33:17):
Come on, all right, If you were single, who would
you like to have a spring flame whip?
Speaker 14 (33:26):
You can see question trouble, but you're answer because it's
your job.
Speaker 2 (33:41):
How old am I? No time?
Speaker 3 (33:42):
Oh man?
Speaker 2 (33:43):
Let's make that thing right, you know. Brown forty.
Speaker 5 (33:48):
Yeah, they leading I'm all back down in twenties. Help
them tell me down in the twenties, I probably i'd
probably be dating about four of them girls on Instagram
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for them little girls off Instagram.
Speaker 2 (34:10):
Bobby forty eight, Yeah, stuff like that anyway, he got.
Speaker 8 (34:16):
Fun forty Okay, okay, all let's switch it up dd
I know that's that's we got that, but let's waitch
it up.
Speaker 15 (34:25):
Uh Oh?
Speaker 8 (34:26):
What makes you both happy and say it at the
same time?
Speaker 2 (34:30):
Say it again?
Speaker 1 (34:31):
What makes you both happy and say it.
Speaker 2 (34:34):
At the same time. Yeah, that's the sex.
Speaker 1 (34:42):
The same time.
Speaker 2 (34:42):
Boy, when I'm doing it, sad when it's over.
Speaker 1 (34:50):
As soon as it's gotta be over at some point.
Speaker 2 (34:54):
Yeah, well, ain't ever good when.
Speaker 1 (34:58):
I like that?
Speaker 2 (34:59):
That's good? All right.
Speaker 1 (35:01):
See here's another one. What's the stupid You've done something
really stupid and hurt yourself? What was that? How did
something like a stupid dumb thing you did and you
wind it wound up hurting yourself and dang it, you
hurt yourself.
Speaker 2 (35:16):
I'll tell you well.
Speaker 5 (35:16):
When I was a kid, I was riding bike down
the street one time and this girl was on the
port named Michelle. Okay, and you know how you ride
with no hands?
Speaker 1 (35:27):
Oh yeah, And I.
Speaker 5 (35:28):
Was riding down the street with no hands and she
looking at me, so I tried to look at her
and just look at her like, yeah, I.
Speaker 2 (35:35):
See you looking at me. And it was a station wagon.
Speaker 5 (35:39):
It was parked, and my bike had drifted over and
the bike slammed into the back of the station wagon.
The real window on the station wagon was down. Mike
flew all the way up to the second seat. When
I set up my was near driving. I shot through
that window, skipped the top of my head. I had
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long hair cut anyway back there, and tore my knees
up on the thing. I was bleeding on head and
both legs when I set up in that car.
Speaker 2 (36:08):
Wow, it's crazy. That was a pretty bad one from
me right.
Speaker 13 (36:12):
Now to show off for her, All right, Carla, What
is the worst food and drink combination that.
Speaker 2 (36:23):
I've ever had?
Speaker 1 (36:24):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (36:27):
I had a Mister Hero.
Speaker 5 (36:29):
Sandwich one time in Cleveland, Okay, extra onions.
Speaker 2 (36:34):
Some of the meat on the sandwich I had was tainted.
Speaker 5 (36:38):
Oh and I had a large grape soda. I ate
that whole twelve inch HOGI and that whole can of
fantle grape soda.
Speaker 2 (36:50):
That was about ten o'clock at night, two thirty.
Speaker 5 (36:54):
I was trying to make it downstairs to that bathroom.
I threw purple sandwich meet all down in the hallway.
That's the worst eating combination.
Speaker 2 (37:08):
Out for el be hand.
Speaker 1 (37:09):
Yeah, and I'll never.
Speaker 5 (37:10):
Forget that, mister hero sandwich with that purple fan to
grape soak.
Speaker 2 (37:15):
All right, thank you, Steve.
Speaker 1 (37:17):
That's all for ask Steve. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 2 (37:26):
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Speaker 5 (37:27):
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Speaker 1 (37:58):
Time out guys for would your rather Would you rather
soak in a tub of hot dog water or would
you rather sit in a jacuzzie? With fifteen people.
Speaker 5 (38:09):
Well, when I'm when I'm in the tub, I'm making
hot dog water.
Speaker 1 (38:13):
So that's so that's how stay that is.
Speaker 5 (38:20):
If you nephew, Yeah, I rather let me get into
hot So that's because you don't.
Speaker 2 (38:25):
You didn't.
Speaker 5 (38:26):
You didn't get the joke, So just do that. Don't
kill it joke. Just say you didn't get the joke.
If I'm sitting in the bath tub it I'm making
hot dog water. But you know, mister, mister kill it jokes,
I don't.
Speaker 13 (38:43):
Know.
Speaker 5 (38:44):
He's so busy, he's busy being a germophobic. Now you
don't get a joke up in there with them fifteen people.
Speaker 2 (38:50):
You don't know?
Speaker 5 (38:51):
All right, Well, I've never I've never climbed into a
hot tub at a resort while people was in it.
Now I've been at a resort and nobody was in it,
and then some people came and got in it.
Speaker 2 (39:04):
I got up and get out.
Speaker 5 (39:06):
That's right, that's right, all right, I'm just not going
to be in no tuble water and look over and
it's another dude.
Speaker 2 (39:12):
In that we do this here, all right?
Speaker 1 (39:17):
Moving on, moving on, guys, would you rather have an
X over for Easter dinner?
Speaker 2 (39:22):
B B.
Speaker 1 (39:24):
Or would you rather fast from eating all day? That
means Sam, Yeah, you've gone fast rather than have your
for dinner.
Speaker 2 (39:34):
I've had the day, foe had two days the faster
I want him. Yeah, I'll be.
Speaker 1 (39:43):
Your ex over for a couple hours.
Speaker 2 (39:46):
Don't give up. I will fight you rushed to the hospital.
Speaker 5 (39:51):
Have you ever stayed with somebody you couldn't stand for
a period of time?
Speaker 2 (39:57):
Do you know what hour feel like?
Speaker 3 (40:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (40:01):
Two hours east of dinner.
Speaker 5 (40:03):
That'll be the most unholy meal I've ever eaten.
Speaker 1 (40:07):
On sh All right, keeping on that eating subject. Would
you rather eat twenty four Easter eggs in a day
or an entire green bean castle roll.
Speaker 2 (40:19):
And tire grow green and castle roll? Yeah, you better
give me that green bean castle, your eggs, gonna pack
your partner four eggs? Boy, you demand, it's gonna be
with you for a month.
Speaker 1 (40:33):
Would you rather wear a tight muscle shirt on stage?
Be tight muscle shirt on stage or perform barefoot? B? B?
Speaker 5 (40:44):
Yeah my feet ain't bad, but my body with a
tight muscle shirt on down, it's come. That's the show
right there. Yeah, all my matill would be about me.
Speaker 1 (40:59):
That's today's round. Would you rather thanks, guys, we'll be back.
Speaker 2 (41:02):
What's going on? This is your boy, Kevin Hart.
Speaker 1 (41:04):
This is Erica Badu.
Speaker 2 (41:05):
Hey, this is Dave Chappelle. Yo, what's up? This is
ice Cube. I can't call it. This your man Cedric
the Entertainer. And you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 1 (41:14):
That my doubt you're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right,
everybody knows that Easter is on Sunday, which means it's
time for the kids to give their Easter speeches. Here
are some examples, yeah, for when Easter speeches go badly. Okay,
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today we'll have speeches by Little Jay, Little Junior. H
little Tommy over there and look at him over there, Hi,
little Stevie. All right, this first speech will be.
Speaker 15 (41:47):
By Little j Okay, okay, okay, okay. Easter is more
than just bunnies. Okay, is more than just bunnies and candy.
Uh uh how got boo boo?
Speaker 1 (42:05):
Okay, that didn't go well. Okay, now it's time for
Little Junior. Little Junior, he is not here. He has
risen just as he said.
Speaker 7 (42:20):
Hey boy, hey, Daddy Bobby, there's my other brother is
sister Dad. Daddy told me not to tell you about
hy y'all.
Speaker 1 (42:32):
I like going on besides the fact that he has asthma. Okay,
we need to have a speech by Little Tommy. Now,
come on up, little Tommy.
Speaker 9 (42:45):
Here come Peter cotton tail hopping down the bunny trail.
Speaker 2 (42:53):
Hey, there, got mister Johnson.
Speaker 9 (42:56):
Mister Johnson come over the house every day after Daddy
go to wait, hey, mister Johnson, mister Johnson.
Speaker 1 (43:07):
Oh god, okay, every everyone calms down. Uh now it's
time for Little Steve. Come on up, Little Steve.
Speaker 9 (43:15):
Jeez.
Speaker 5 (43:19):
They're many years ago on the cross he died. Yes, hey, Daddy,
that's your boss, the one you call big flast stupid.
Speaker 1 (43:33):
All right, okay, quite everyone, let's get back to little
j Come on, come on, little ja your turn.
Speaker 15 (43:44):
Okay, okay, okay. He died, but on the he died.
He died, but he died, but on the seventh day
he rolled. Hey, that's the guy to give that in
Little Packs of Sugar. Daddy put it in his podcast.
Speaker 1 (44:09):
Okay, uh moving, hey, okay, moving, moving right along with
our Easter program, It's time once again for Little Junior.
Little Jor.
Speaker 7 (44:23):
He gave his life for us that we could be. Hey,
that's the lady that comes out of the building that
has dances on it, and Daddy always give her buddy
and says, this is funny.
Speaker 16 (44:38):
Baby, Little Tommy, Little little Tommy, you have your speech
ready now you're.
Speaker 9 (44:54):
Tall, ears, clean nose, tiny tail.
Speaker 2 (45:01):
Hey mommy.
Speaker 9 (45:02):
And that that's the lady that's got a little boy
that looks.
Speaker 2 (45:05):
Just like me and Daddy.
Speaker 1 (45:08):
Now now, now, hey, we well ended right here with
little Stevie.
Speaker 5 (45:17):
Okay, well we sure we ain't gonna ended with this one,
because Easter is a day for dressing up. Hey, dad,
that gonna demand to give me five dollars to stay
down stair at to play video game.
Speaker 7 (45:30):
Hey met the Carter, Thanks sport of money. They run
out here for another five next Friday.
Speaker 1 (45:40):
Okay, Daddy, you don't know him.
Speaker 5 (45:45):
That's met the Carter and that daddy, Daddy, Daddy, why
are you choking at the carter?
Speaker 2 (45:53):
Happy Easter.
Speaker 1 (45:55):
That concludes our Eastern program, Ladies and gentlemen, Thank you
everyone on boys my mama saying it all right up
next guys, Tommy's prank phone call. Right after this, you're
listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. The top of
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the hour, right about four minutes after today's strawberry letter.
But up next, nephew Tommy right here with today's prank
phone call. What you got neft? Are you?
Speaker 9 (46:29):
Wait?
Speaker 1 (46:29):
What are you for?
Speaker 2 (46:32):
My mama?
Speaker 17 (46:34):
He's crying, Mama, my mama tree, about your mother's tree,
My mama tree, my mama tree.
Speaker 1 (46:51):
A method with his acting.
Speaker 2 (46:53):
That's the tree. That's the tree we played. Hi, I
go see go.
Speaker 9 (47:02):
Five ten fifty twenty five, thirty thirty five for fifty five.
Speaker 2 (47:07):
Big thing Red's not here. That's mama.
Speaker 17 (47:11):
That's my mama that thank God got down.
Speaker 2 (47:21):
Hello, man, I speak to lord.
Speaker 11 (47:23):
Yeah, this lord terror? Who this terror? About ten minutes
from the yard?
Speaker 10 (47:28):
Big dog?
Speaker 2 (47:28):
This ain't no r Look man, is this lord that
worked for push?
Speaker 9 (47:33):
Yes, sir, listen, you just came down Clayton Street and
hit me and tow all the limbs off my mama
maple tree that's hanging over the street. And now she
got limbs hanging all in the street. We got to
cut this whole tree down because.
Speaker 2 (47:45):
You didne messed it up. And you're the one that
just drove through here.
Speaker 18 (47:48):
Hey, sir, I ain't been down Clayton Street today, Sir,
say what. I ain't been down Clayton Street today. I
ain't been in a residential neighborhood today.
Speaker 9 (47:56):
You just came down Clayton Street a couple of hours
ago and told all the limbs.
Speaker 2 (48:00):
Off my mama tree.
Speaker 10 (48:02):
Sorry, my mama, that.
Speaker 9 (48:03):
Tree been and I finished twenty five years and if
you just came down the street.
Speaker 18 (48:07):
And just tow it all apart, Sir, I ain't been
down Clayton Roll today.
Speaker 11 (48:10):
How did you get this number?
Speaker 9 (48:11):
By the way, don't worry about how I got your number.
Speaker 2 (48:14):
Somebody got to pay for my mama tree.
Speaker 18 (48:16):
Well, sir, I ain't been down Clayton Road today.
Speaker 10 (48:18):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (48:19):
Call it call him back down. Hello, Lord, did you
just hang up on me?
Speaker 18 (48:25):
Yes, sir, I told you I didn't been down on
Clayton Roll today.
Speaker 11 (48:28):
Now you know what.
Speaker 9 (48:29):
Look I told you you just came down Clayton Road
and just and just tow my mama tree.
Speaker 11 (48:33):
Up all lived down, no residential neighborhood today. Man, quit
calling my phone with that.
Speaker 2 (48:39):
Look, my grandmama planted that tree.
Speaker 11 (48:41):
Now you got planted it, moved them out, then cut
the branches off. The cunner with.
Speaker 9 (48:47):
Them branches is clear enough you're not supposed to be
driving them ainten wheel trucks down this residential area like
this here, man.
Speaker 11 (48:53):
I would make the livery got If I had to
come down that tree, I would have. But I told
you one, I ain't came down. Don't know Clayton Street today.
Speaker 9 (49:01):
You just said you had to make a delivery. Now
you saying you ain't been down Clayton Street.
Speaker 11 (49:05):
Said, if I hadn't made delivered down there, I would
have came down that street. I ain't had to come
down there.
Speaker 9 (49:11):
You've been on Clayton Street today, Now that part I
do know.
Speaker 11 (49:14):
And what you got the wrong driver, dude, No.
Speaker 9 (49:17):
No, no, no, no, no no, I got the right driver.
And what I do know is you then told my
mama tree up, we got to cut this on tree down,
and you know what you gonna pay for this?
Speaker 11 (49:27):
Then, I ain't saying for a muddle tree that.
Speaker 9 (49:30):
I know you ain't talking about my mama tree.
Speaker 11 (49:32):
Well, guess what, take your tree and take your mama
and both of y'all go out there and playing another
street in.
Speaker 9 (49:40):
We ain't playing no more tree. That tree been in
our family for years. You're gonna mess around and get
your swip behind this tree.
Speaker 11 (49:47):
Bring it on in, bring your dong, and bring the
tree which.
Speaker 2 (49:50):
You gonna make me whoop with a bridge off that tree.
Speaker 11 (49:54):
Well, I tell you what if you that bad, then
I tell you what if I was on Clayton Street today,
I meet you on Clayton Street with the tree.
Speaker 9 (50:03):
You come on over here to Clayton right now, because
I'm right out here in the street on the cartner's phone.
Speaker 2 (50:08):
You come on outside.
Speaker 9 (50:10):
My mama sitting up in there crying behind this street
because you done told the limbs off of me and
we got to cut it down that because you done
messed it up.
Speaker 11 (50:16):
Don't give her napped in this yellow white But then
I ain't been down the street.
Speaker 9 (50:22):
I know you ain't sitting there talking about my mama. No,
see you tripping now, dog ain't tripping, dog you already.
Speaker 2 (50:29):
Look man, I grew up with this tree in my
front yard. I grew up with this tree.
Speaker 9 (50:34):
Now you got the nerve to drive through here and
driving too fast, because if you wud have drove so,
you wouldn't have been hitting all them limbs like that
y'all be doing running down here too fast through here.
Speaker 11 (50:43):
Man, Look here, I told you once, man, I ain't
been down on Clayton Street. Now, like I told you,
if you want to meet me on Clayton Street, will
all right. Now, I'm sorry about your mom, Trish, but hell,
it ain't nothing I can do about it, cause I
ain't been down on Clayton Street.
Speaker 9 (50:58):
It's one thing you can do about it. You can
and pay for it. And that's what you're gonna do.
Speaker 2 (51:02):
Now. You're gonna either give me some money. I'm gonna
get it at you. But you you gonna you coming
over here.
Speaker 9 (51:08):
Matter of fact, you're gonna come over here now that
big truck around and bring your butt on over here
right now.
Speaker 11 (51:14):
Well, I might well going to turn it around because
I ain't paying for no tree. I kidding right now.
Speaker 9 (51:19):
That's fine, that's fine, But I tell you, when you
get here, my.
Speaker 2 (51:23):
Cousin here and all my uncles.
Speaker 9 (51:25):
Is here sitting up there looking at that. What you
done done in this tree? So bring your own?
Speaker 11 (51:30):
Yeah, well, look at here, take that tree and stub
it up. You out your yo. All right. I ain't
be a word with you in this tree no more
because I have told you what. Let me aim this tree.
Speaker 9 (51:42):
You come on right now, because you don't know what
this tree mean to me? This tree right here used
to be home base for hide and go seek?
Speaker 11 (51:50):
Are you crying? You big? You crying too?
Speaker 9 (51:53):
Man?
Speaker 11 (51:54):
Look at your dog. I ain't treat dog. Look at
wipe your eyes and tell what you this tree right
I'm turning my you just meet me on Clayton Street.
Speaker 2 (52:03):
All right, let me tell you something. This tree used
to be first base for kickball. Do you hit me that?
Speaker 10 (52:09):
Boss?
Speaker 2 (52:10):
Dude?
Speaker 11 (52:10):
I done told you one ain't tree?
Speaker 10 (52:12):
All right?
Speaker 11 (52:13):
Hell around this dude your name Lord.
Speaker 19 (52:17):
But you ain't hel Hell is cool Jay, and he
wouldn't not He wouldn't not help come down here and
told up my mama tree here is not that kind
of person.
Speaker 2 (52:27):
But you you lord?
Speaker 6 (52:29):
Hey?
Speaker 11 (52:29):
You crying for? Man? What crying for?
Speaker 2 (52:32):
Could you done messed up my mama tree?
Speaker 11 (52:35):
You sound like a hero. I'm crying because my mama
tree broke.
Speaker 2 (52:39):
Let me tell you something. Go round and bring your down.
Speaker 11 (52:42):
I mean that in ten minutes to meet your.
Speaker 2 (52:46):
Where's than me? My uncles is here, my cousin is here.
Speaker 11 (52:51):
All up the braider brunch family. What a bringer?
Speaker 2 (52:56):
I tell you what?
Speaker 11 (52:57):
Right now, it's gonna be hot water in this.
Speaker 2 (53:00):
Don't make me no difference. They call you l l my,
knock you out, and that's what you finnah.
Speaker 11 (53:06):
Get al m, that's come on with it because I'm
here all right, no running.
Speaker 9 (53:14):
Cool, don't make me listen right up, I'm finna tell
you one more thing about this tree and you listening
to me?
Speaker 11 (53:21):
I'm listening, bro, is you listening? I have told you what.
I don't give it about that, but if you want
to talk about it, go ahead.
Speaker 2 (53:29):
Let me tell you something.
Speaker 9 (53:30):
This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 2 (53:32):
You just got pranked by your boy JJ.
Speaker 11 (53:35):
And look, man, what did you just say?
Speaker 9 (53:40):
This is nephew tell me from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
You just got pranked by your boy.
Speaker 11 (53:49):
You got to be kidding me.
Speaker 9 (53:50):
Man, ain't no, ain't no tree messed up and you
ain't been.
Speaker 2 (53:58):
On Clayton Street though, Joe oh man, you alright, don't.
Speaker 19 (54:07):
I'm right a man.
Speaker 2 (54:10):
What is the baddest radio show in the land.
Speaker 11 (54:13):
Steve Harby Morning Show made.
Speaker 1 (54:19):
About to get it? You were about to get it.
Speaker 2 (54:21):
Now come on right here, man, what's you crying for?
Speaker 3 (54:31):
The tree?
Speaker 2 (54:33):
My uncles here, my cousin, the Brady bunch.
Speaker 1 (54:36):
Huh, I'm by myself.
Speaker 2 (54:45):
Playing another one.
Speaker 11 (54:46):
I don't give up.
Speaker 2 (54:49):
I'm telling you can do that. Tree. I told you
I ain't been down Clayton Street today. Wow, Jacksonville.
Speaker 9 (54:58):
Here we come at the Florida Theater this coming Saturday night,
this Easter weekend. I'm gonna, man, I'm gonna try to
bring y'all some eggs down and now I'm gonna happen.
Speaker 2 (55:06):
And get the egg everybody egg when they come in
the door.
Speaker 9 (55:09):
You want to if I can tell, I'm gonna try
to get everybody Easter egg at the Florida Theater. But anyway,
y'all come hang out to Nephew. That's this Saturday night, Jacksonville, Flada.
Dude Ball, Nephew Tommy and friends. It is an evening
with Nephew Tommy on Saturday night and Jacksonville, Florida. Oh dear,
you caught to get a ticket. Tommy's giving out Easter
(55:30):
eggs at the door, ain't it?
Speaker 1 (55:34):
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Speaker 1 (56:39):
Thank you nephew. Subject he needs some friends. Dear Stephen Shirley.
My husband and I are in our late forties and
we've been married for twenty years. We have one son
that was active in sports and he worked with my
husband helping to build his trucking business. Our son is
nineteen years old. And he recently left the nest and
moved out two hours. Moved about two hours from us
(57:03):
to be closer to school. He decided to change his
major and transferred to a better school for his degree program,
and I was ecstatic. My husband tried to make him
stay closer home, and I had to talk some sense
into him so our son could pursue his dreams. As
soon as my son moved into his new place in
his new city, my husband went into a depressed mood,
(57:25):
and I did my best to keep him company and
entertain him as much as I could. I realized that
my husband does not have real friends. He has guys
that work with him and my son. He stopped talking
to his buddies while he was getting his business going,
so they eventually stopped coming around. All he did was
go to our son's games, go out to eat with
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our son, work with our son, and watch movies with
our son. It's hard for my husband to sit home
and relax without trying to FaceTime our son. My son
sent me a text telling me that he was moving
in with his girl and he's hoping his dad will
reconnect with his friends so he won't call him so much.
I didn't tell my husband about the text because I
(58:08):
didn't want to crush him. Yesterday, he said that we
should go visit my son for Easter, and I made
up a lot of excuses why we shouldn't. The only
thing that keeps him occupied is sex, but I'm not
going to keep doing that all the time. So he
needs his friends. Should I plan a playdate for him?
How do I get him out of this house more?
(58:30):
You're certainly right about one thing, and that's the subject
of your letter. The subject is he needs some friends,
and your husband really really does need some friends. I mean,
I'm happy that your husband and son are really, really close,
but this is way too much. I mean, your son
moved away to to you know, live his life and
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follow his dreams, and you've been an excellent wife who's
tried to fill in the blanks of the void in
your husband's you know, feeling. But no matter what you do,
that isn't enough. And you, guys, you and your son
obviously can't go on like this because your son has
a real girlfriend now and he won't be coming back
or having you guys over anytime soon. I mean, notice
(59:13):
your son didn't invite your guys over for Easter your
husband that you're going, I say, instead of planning a date,
because you asked about planning a playdate for your husband,
Plan a party, plan a dinner. Invite some of his
old friends that he used to work with and some
of you know, some of his old buddies, I mean,
he has some from the past. Maybe invite them over,
(59:36):
see if they'll come. You got to find out what
they're doing. And bite some other couples over, try to connect,
try to you know, get some parties, going a dinner,
going something, you know, so it can distract him from
from being so needy where your son is. I've really
never heard of this before, a father being so attached
(59:58):
to a son that he won't let go like this.
I mean all kids leave the nest eventually. But if
you have a dinner party or a house party or something,
you know, maybe that way you can slowly get your
husband to start hanging out with his guy friends or
some people his age at least. And that's all I have.
Speaker 5 (01:00:17):
Steve, Well, he needs some friends. See this letter right here.
I don't have to like write a lot of notes
on this. I know all of this right here. You know,
y'all in your late forty's been married twenty years. You
only got one son active in sports, and he worked
with your husband. See, I'm setting this up because I
want you to understand what's happening. Helping to build his
(01:00:39):
trucking business. Okay, our son is nineteen years old, and
he recently left the nest and moved about two hours
from us to be closer to school. He decided to
change his major and transfer to a better school for
his degree program. And I was a static. Well, let
me help you understand. So your son escaped. See, your
(01:01:04):
son escaped, that's really what happens. Is boy nineteen decided
he wasn't be no truck driver. I don't want to
drive no trucks. I don't want to pick up no load.
I don't want to be sitting there at the dispatch
desk monitor loads and all this here. This ain't what
I want, Daddy. So now I'm going two hours away.
I'm gonna move closer, and i'm gonna change major. I'm
(01:01:26):
gonna go to a whole nother school. I'm trying to escape.
My husband tried to make him stay closer to home,
and I had to talk some sensing to him.
Speaker 2 (01:01:34):
So our son could pursue his dreams.
Speaker 5 (01:01:36):
Okay, I understand that too, but you gotta let this
boy go.
Speaker 2 (01:01:41):
He don't want to.
Speaker 5 (01:01:42):
Be in the truck and business want to drive.
Speaker 2 (01:01:47):
No truck send up here hauling stuff. So over it.
This is your dream, daddy.
Speaker 5 (01:01:55):
As soon as my son moved into his new place
in the new city, my husband went into it, moved,
and I did my best to keep him company and
entertainment as much as I could. I realized that my
husband does not have any real friends. Well, your husband's
whose life was tied to his son, sporting events, active
and all like that. He gave him purpose. It's like
when you leave a mama. But the problem we have,
(01:02:17):
and sureley you never heard of it is you've all
heard of mama's boy, But this is a daddy's boy.
Speaker 2 (01:02:23):
But it's the reverse of mama's boy.
Speaker 5 (01:02:25):
Mama boys is a boy that's attached today mama and
attached by the apron strings and a biblical cord and
can't get him loose, and he can't have a relationship
with a woman because his relationship with him Mamma tude clothes. Well,
a daddy's boy is the direct opposite it's the father
tied to his son and he can't function without the son.
The son that decided I'm not driving no truck.
Speaker 1 (01:02:49):
Hold on, Steve, hold on, I'm moving out. Part two.
We'll have part two of your response coming up at
twenty three minutes after the hour. The subject of today's
strawberry letter he needs some friends. We'll get back into
it right after this. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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Slash Strawberry at ZipRecruiter dot com slash strawberry. All right,
come on, Steve. Let's recap today strawberry letter. The subject
is he needs some friends.
Speaker 2 (01:03:46):
Well, let's look at this.
Speaker 5 (01:03:47):
This is this woman and husband been married for twenty years,
only got one boy at Demand's whole life was wrapped
around his son sport and events, everything, and his dreaming
vision was have his son involved in the tree trucking business.
Speaker 2 (01:04:01):
They were building the business together.
Speaker 5 (01:04:03):
As soon as this boy got nineteen and was eight
able to make a decision, vote and go to war,
he decided that he gonna move about two hours away
from y'all because he tied in his heir. Because they
don't want to be any trucking business. Your boy don't
want to drive trucks. He got a new dream and
a new vision, got another degree programmed.
Speaker 2 (01:04:22):
The mother was ecstatic.
Speaker 5 (01:04:23):
Your husband tried to make him stay and talk some
sensing to him so his son could pursue his dream. Well,
when the son moved into his new place in the
new city, your husband went into a depression. And I
kept trying to keep him company and entertaining best you could.
And then you realize that your husband don't have real friends.
What should have realized? That your husband is a daddy's boy,
(01:04:44):
see a daddy's boy. See you got a mama's boy,
But you got daddy's boy too. That's when the father
is attached to the son. He had his whole life
wrapped around the boy. He was living vicariously through the son.
Speaker 1 (01:04:55):
That's really a thing.
Speaker 2 (01:04:56):
Stee, No, I just made that up just now.
Speaker 1 (01:04:59):
Oh okay, okay, like is that really a thing?
Speaker 2 (01:05:04):
I mean, you know, well, it's it's very very rare.
It's very rare.
Speaker 5 (01:05:08):
But it is the direct opposite of a mama's boy.
But the daddy's boy. There are men who are attaching
live vicariously through their sons, go to all sporting events
and all like this in their whole life. And then
a lot of sons move out and get on their
own and their dad become depressed. That's really really I
don't know if it's called the daddy's boy, but that's
what we're calling it for this letter. But I know
some guys know a couple of friends of mine that
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lived their life like that, sons really involved in athletics,
went on to college and everything and everything, and he
didn't he didn't go pro and that not that out
because that's all he was had his whole that was
his retirement playing.
Speaker 2 (01:05:43):
So anyway, and so now.
Speaker 5 (01:05:48):
While he was building the business with his son, he
was he was getting his business going there, all his
friends stopped coming around because he was busy. All he
did was go to your son's games. Go to eat
with your son, work out with your son. Why movies
with our.
Speaker 2 (01:06:00):
Son is hard?
Speaker 5 (01:06:01):
And my husband sit home and relaxed without trying to
FaceTime our son who lives away.
Speaker 2 (01:06:07):
Now here's the dangerous part. Watch this.
Speaker 5 (01:06:09):
My son sent me a text telling me that he
was moving in with his girlfriend and he's hoping his
dad will reconnect with his friends so he won't call
him so much. Okay, let me take what's happening here,
that boy and movie in with this girl, and boy
to moving in with this girl. That daddy always facetiming.
Daddy gonna FaceTime as some inappropriate moments because it's born
(01:06:30):
at nineteen day in that house like rabbits, most of
the time they're gonna be doing something and your daddy
gonna be facetiming.
Speaker 2 (01:06:39):
Then the boy can't pick the phone daddy. Huh, Now
hold on that.
Speaker 5 (01:06:49):
See So now he'd have told his mama, you gotta
talk to daddy getting reconnected so he ain't got to
call me the month. Now, you didn't want to tell
your husband about to tech because you didn't want.
Speaker 1 (01:07:00):
To crush you crush him?
Speaker 2 (01:07:02):
Yeah, but we but we hear girls.
Speaker 5 (01:07:04):
Man, he's gonna go Hey, look, you're calling him too much.
He want to live his life. He the moved his
girl in. Now he in love with this girl.
Speaker 2 (01:07:14):
Now.
Speaker 5 (01:07:14):
Yesterday he said he wanna go visit his son for Easter.
What son ain't got no babies. You ain't gonna see
your grandkids. Your son nineteen, He ain't even gonna come
home for Easter.
Speaker 2 (01:07:27):
Him and that girl. Let me tell you what they
finish do on Easter.
Speaker 5 (01:07:31):
She finnha dress up like a bunnet rabbit, and he's
going to hide eggs all over the.
Speaker 2 (01:07:37):
House and they gonna have an Easter egg hunted. Every
time she pick up.
Speaker 5 (01:07:41):
An egg, he gonna reward her with this special made
bunnet suit. See that what they finish do on Easter.
They ain't even gonna eat on Easter they had.
Speaker 2 (01:07:52):
They just gonna have a.
Speaker 5 (01:07:53):
Basket with candy in it. They're gonna be feeding each other. Boy,
he finish had the best Easter he ever had without
showing daddy Daddy's boy. Yeah, and then she gonna talk
about so you made up a lot of excuses why
we shouldn't go, And the only thing that keeps him
occupied is sick. But I'm not gonna keep doing that
all the time. So he needs his friends. Should I
(01:08:16):
plan a playdate for him? How do I get him
out of the house more? You have to plan a
play date. Yeah, you got to contact his friends and go, hey, look, Herbert,
he ain't been paying y'all, no attention counts he but
he really misses y'all and want to get out the house.
Now we need a barbecue, We need a card night poker,
(01:08:37):
We need a boy's night out. When do y'all go
to the strip club? But you got to get Herbert
out of this house and get his mind occupied.
Speaker 1 (01:08:48):
That's right, he needs some friends.
Speaker 5 (01:08:51):
You got to call his friends and get in touch
with him. Tell them that he's depressed and he need
to get out the house and let him go ahead,
and you gotta go bowlding.
Speaker 2 (01:09:01):
So go bowlding night man.
Speaker 5 (01:09:03):
Go get you in a go go to the gym
and work out with your friend.
Speaker 1 (01:09:07):
Go what go to a game? A basketball game?
Speaker 5 (01:09:10):
No, then he gonna start crying, sheery, because he used
to go with all his games with his son.
Speaker 2 (01:09:14):
You do this, Shelly, Sureley. Stop. They don't live in
the NBA city. This ain't from no NBA city town.
Speaker 5 (01:09:26):
It did not say that they live in willow winne Virginia,
somewhere like that. This is nobody. Everybody writing in from Atlanta,
New York and nothing like this. This ain't no New
York problem. This is a small town problem where man
got his life wrapped.
Speaker 2 (01:09:41):
Around his son. This is a small town problem, all right.
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Speaker 3 (01:09:56):
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Speaker 2 (01:09:57):
You already know what it is. Mas.
Speaker 15 (01:09:58):
You match, go bean and you are now listening to
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All right, so this Sunday is Easter Resurrection Day, you'll
get the day Christians celebrate all around the world. So guys,
let's talk about our favorite childhood Easter memories. I'm sure
you have some. Easter was an important day still is
(01:10:53):
growing up. I mean, you know, Eastern New Easter clothes,
all of that.
Speaker 9 (01:10:58):
Yeah, mon, our favorite one was also my worst one.
At the same time, what do you mean, mad, Me
and my cousin decided we was gonna do you know,
you know, you bought eggs and you paint them and
do all.
Speaker 1 (01:11:13):
That, you know.
Speaker 2 (01:11:14):
Yeah, so we decided we did these eggs, but we
didn't ball them.
Speaker 9 (01:11:20):
Man on purpose, put them out there for people to find.
And man, when they start breaking the egg, that yoke
was all over that place.
Speaker 2 (01:11:28):
Boy, my mama found out. It was me and my
cousin that did. What I mean, we had that yoke.
Speaker 9 (01:11:34):
That yoke was all over the people's suits, man, all
over the people. Well, me and my cousin laughing our
butt off. Man, My mama whooped out right there in
that church yard. Man, Oh my god, I mean I
mean about nine beat our butt to death.
Speaker 2 (01:11:51):
Man, I mean your man passed. They had yoke all
on this road. We were bad.
Speaker 9 (01:11:57):
It was bad, but we had we had done about
three dozen in them. We had a bunch of row
e just painted oh man, we that's that's that's that's
my first prank right there.
Speaker 2 (01:12:08):
Right yeah, that's when it all started.
Speaker 1 (01:12:10):
That's right there, Junior.
Speaker 8 (01:12:16):
I don't like right now, just like the Thursday before Easter,
I'm getting because I ain't got that speech together yet.
Speaker 1 (01:12:23):
I say speech with the bell in the hands.
Speaker 20 (01:12:27):
He ro save space, she was mike, because I can't
get the second line out. This the Thursday before we
got to perform on Sunday. I ain't got nothing together.
I'm on a lot of pressure right now, can't get
it together. Right now, all that bill was coming across
my back five he roll, I need to ride right now, house.
Speaker 2 (01:12:58):
I can't.
Speaker 1 (01:12:58):
I can't do it.
Speaker 5 (01:13:00):
I see his Roebuck had a suit called the ten Way.
It had reversible pants, reversible vest, and reversible jacket and
they said you could make ten combinations out of there.
Speaker 2 (01:13:20):
I had thirty five.
Speaker 5 (01:13:24):
White folks. They didn't know what I was finn to do.
I was turning inside out.
Speaker 2 (01:13:29):
I was so cold. I would go to church.
Speaker 5 (01:13:32):
Let the little girl see me go to the bathroom
and come out with a whole of outfit on it.
Speaker 2 (01:13:41):
I'm changing that church, and I can change anywhere.
Speaker 5 (01:13:44):
I could go in the road closet and change the
bathroom and change I go.
Speaker 2 (01:13:49):
I go in the janitor clause of the chain. I
come up.
Speaker 1 (01:13:53):
You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, guys,
it is time now for comedy roulette. J please quickly explain.
Speaker 15 (01:14:07):
It's putting three subjects on a wheel, spinning wheel, where
the wheel stops. We can make it funny because we're comedians.
Speaker 1 (01:14:18):
This is true, all right. Today's categories are lies people
you know, people are gonna be telling lies and lies.
People tell about why they can't pay you back your money. Lies,
You tell about something you know you saw, and then oh,
this is interesting. A nice way to tell a Christian off.
(01:14:42):
A nice way to tell Christian off. All right, yeah,
all right, let's spend the wheel. A nice way to
tell a Christian off. Let's go, fellas, all run here
(01:15:04):
we go.
Speaker 2 (01:15:06):
I always found that.
Speaker 15 (01:15:08):
I always found that went in an argument with the Christian,
go biblical on their behind. Yeah, straight biblical and hit
them with this judge ye not lest you be judged.
Speaker 2 (01:15:18):
And then just walk away and then you.
Speaker 8 (01:15:21):
I like, yeah, Jay, I'm kind of in that same vein,
but I like to apply to stories directly to them
when I'm arguing with Christians, Like, I know, he died
for your sins, but you about to go tell it
thank you?
Speaker 13 (01:15:34):
What.
Speaker 8 (01:15:36):
I know, he died for your sins, but you're about
to go tell him thank you.
Speaker 2 (01:15:42):
About this right here? You know, I don't believe Jesus
would it? Did that?
Speaker 1 (01:15:50):
A nice way to tell a Christian off.
Speaker 15 (01:15:52):
Yes, yeah, and we go comedy roulette. Nice way to
tell a Christian off. You know, I don't think Jesus
ever had a fight, but I have. Okay, Jesus never
had a fight, but I have. Okay, Yeah, this is
what I do.
Speaker 8 (01:16:10):
You know, the ones that think they better than everybody else.
It's like I never saw you walk on water.
Speaker 2 (01:16:22):
I didn't see it.
Speaker 1 (01:16:23):
So nice way to tell a Christian off. Come on, Steve.
Speaker 2 (01:16:28):
You know, I know Daniel got off the lines then,
but this.
Speaker 1 (01:16:32):
Is my house, like that just went there.
Speaker 15 (01:16:42):
A nice way to tell a Christian off, Jay, A
nice way to tell a Christian of you know, Easter
is coming up.
Speaker 1 (01:16:49):
I hope you get to wear that soup.
Speaker 2 (01:16:51):
You gotta lad away, Okay, keep.
Speaker 1 (01:16:52):
On, keep one.
Speaker 8 (01:16:57):
Yeah, you can always apply stories in the Bible to Christians.
I always like the ones that hurt, like you know,
they be talking mess you say, uh, you know, have
you ever heard the story of Stoning and Stephen? Because
what I'm about to do going there a nice way.
Speaker 2 (01:17:21):
Junior off into the deep form of Christian.
Speaker 1 (01:17:26):
Yeah, you've got to know that. You know that, you
know that it's.
Speaker 2 (01:17:30):
A nice way to tell them. Now you know you
aren't just supposed to read the scriptures.
Speaker 1 (01:17:39):
There's a lot of judgment on.
Speaker 3 (01:17:44):
Mm hm.
Speaker 15 (01:17:45):
The nice way to tell a Christian of you know,
hell's in the Bible, won't you go there.
Speaker 8 (01:17:56):
I'm not saying your daughter, I'm not saying that, but
she got a Jazbel spirit.
Speaker 3 (01:18:07):
Earlier.
Speaker 5 (01:18:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:18:08):
Yeah, well, I mean at least you guys are cussing. Okay,
nice A nice ways about.
Speaker 2 (01:18:16):
A nice way to tell a Christian all.
Speaker 5 (01:18:19):
Well, you know, Kirk Franklin said it best.
Speaker 1 (01:18:28):
I ain't a good one, hey, you know, and that
Ladies and Gentlemen is comedy roulette. We'll have more of
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Lawyer in Arizona has sparked a debate on social media
after revealing the five occupations she says have the highest
percentage of cheaters. These are the most common jobs those
who cheat on their spouse. Based on her experience, she says,
Number five pilots and flight attendants. Oh that's number five, okay.
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Number four men in the military, men in the military,
age and women.
Speaker 2 (01:19:17):
In Holland ain't never been in the.
Speaker 1 (01:19:19):
Military, okay. Number three bartenders don't even drink. Number two
police officers, police, Yeah what Number one? Who do you
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think is number one? Just stick a wild guest.
Speaker 2 (01:19:42):
Doc ranchers, politicians.
Speaker 1 (01:19:45):
Firefighters, firefighters, they put fires out everywhere.
Speaker 5 (01:19:51):
They no, they down there, they down they down there
to blee at that.
Speaker 2 (01:19:57):
Station two three days.
Speaker 1 (01:20:00):
Yeah, yeah, I know.
Speaker 2 (01:20:01):
They covered for each other.
Speaker 1 (01:20:03):
Oh so they say they have to go to work
on their own okay, all.
Speaker 2 (01:20:08):
Right, and then go put the fires out.
Speaker 9 (01:20:10):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (01:20:11):
So yeah, No doctors, no politicians, none of that, no
one in media. They didn't mention that all right, but
the first responders just did I know, police, all the
stress coming up in thirty three minutes after the hour,
we'll play around it. Would you rather right after this
you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 5 (01:20:36):
You can't let the urge to sing your favorite songs
while you're driving distract you from that truck drifting toward
your lane or that lane.
Speaker 2 (01:20:44):
Splitting biker creeping up.
Speaker 5 (01:20:45):
Besides, fortunately, every Honday offers advanced safety features that can
alert you to potential dangers around.
Speaker 9 (01:20:52):
And Hondai has over one hundred and thirty IIHS Top
Safety awards since two thousand and six. IIHS Top Safety
awards include Safety Pick and Top Safety Pick plus awards
to Hondai vehicles from two thousand and six to twenty
twenty five.
Speaker 1 (01:21:07):
Time out guys for would you rather? Would you rather
soak in a tub of hot dog water? Or would
you rather sit in a jacuzzi with fifteen people?
Speaker 5 (01:21:18):
Well, when I'm when I'm in the tub, I'm making
hot dog water, So that's not so that's not straight
at here.
Speaker 1 (01:21:28):
If you were offended by that, nephew, yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:21:31):
I rather let me go get in the hot. Well
that's because you don't. You didn't.
Speaker 5 (01:21:34):
You didn't get the joke, So just do that. Don't
kill it joke, Just say you didn't get the joke.
If I'm sitting in the bath turb, got it, I'm
making hot dog water.
Speaker 2 (01:21:47):
But you know, mister, mister kill it joke, I don't.
Speaker 10 (01:21:52):
Know.
Speaker 5 (01:21:53):
He's so busy, he's so busy being a germophobic. Now
you don't get a joke. Up, been there with them
fifteen people, you don't know? All right, we'll move I've
never I've never climbed into a hot tub at a
resort while people was in it. Now I've been at
a resort and nobody was in it, and then some
people came and got in it.
Speaker 2 (01:22:12):
I got up and get out.
Speaker 1 (01:22:14):
That's right, that's right, all right.
Speaker 2 (01:22:16):
I'm just not going to be in no tub or
water and look over and it's another dude in that.
Speaker 1 (01:22:20):
We're not to do this here, all right, Moving on,
Moving on, guys, would you rather have an X over
for Easter dinner?
Speaker 2 (01:22:30):
B B?
Speaker 1 (01:22:31):
Or would you rather fast from eating all day? That means, yeah,
you've gone fast rather than have your for dinner.
Speaker 2 (01:22:42):
I've had the day foe at two days the faster.
I want him up. Yeah, I'll be.
Speaker 1 (01:22:50):
Your ex over for a couple hours.
Speaker 2 (01:22:53):
Don't give up, I will you rushed to the hospital.
Speaker 5 (01:22:58):
Have you ever stayed with somebody you couldn't stand for
a period of time?
Speaker 2 (01:23:04):
Do you know what an hour feel like?
Speaker 3 (01:23:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:23:08):
Two hours? Easter dinner.
Speaker 5 (01:23:10):
That'll be the most unholy meal I've ever eaten on sh.
Speaker 1 (01:23:15):
All right, keeping on that eating subject. Would you rather
eat twenty four Easter eggs in a day or an
entire green bean castle role.
Speaker 5 (01:23:25):
And Tian castle roll? Yeah, you better give me that
green bean castle. Your eggs gonna pat you partner?
Speaker 2 (01:23:33):
Four eggs, boy, the man's gonna be with you for
a month.
Speaker 1 (01:23:40):
Would you rather wear a tight muscle shirt on stage?
Be tight muscle shirt on stage, or perform barefoot b B?
Speaker 5 (01:23:50):
Yeah my feet ain't bad, but my body with a
tight muscle shirt on, damn it's comp That's the show
right there.
Speaker 2 (01:23:57):
Yeah, we walk material, would be about me?
Speaker 1 (01:24:04):
That's today's round of would you rather? Thanks? Guys, We'll
be back with the last break of the day and
we'll have some closing remarks from the one and only
Steve Harvey right after this. Hey, y'all. This is Monica,
This is Spike Lee. Hey, this is Mary J. Blid Yo.
Speaker 2 (01:24:19):
This is Steven A. Smith.
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Hey, this is Shaka Kahan.
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You have no idea what it is.
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This is Carlos Miller and this may or may not
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You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 5 (01:24:34):
You can't let the urge to sing your favorite songs
while you're driving distract you from that trunk drifting toward
your raine or that lane splitting biker creeping up. Besides, fortunately,
every Hunday offers advanced safety features that can alert you
to potential dangers around.
Speaker 9 (01:24:49):
And Hyundai has over one hundred and thirty IIHS Top
Safety awards since two thousand and six. IIHS Top Safety
awards include Top Safety Pick and Top Safety Pick, plus
awards to Hondai be HIPOs from two thousand and six
to twenty twenty five.
Speaker 1 (01:25:05):
All right, guys, here we are last break of the
day on this Friday, and Steve's what do you have
for us closing remarks wise today?
Speaker 5 (01:25:13):
Yeah, here's something that I think is very helpful to people,
and it will help you open yourself up to really
what God truly can have for you. And the reason
I'm saying that is because oftentimes we limit what God
can do in our lives simply by the way we
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we think and simply by our expectations. God has no
He's limitless. You can't put him in a box. You
can't put what God can do for you in the
parameters of your thinking. What you've got to do is
you've got to open up your mind so you can
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be open to all of His goodness and what He
can do for you. And I'm saying that to say
this because a lot of times people ask God and
only think about stuff that they can see themselves attaining.
Basically with your check. There's a scripture that says you
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have not cause you ask not. Well, then most people go, Lord,
help me make my rent. And then I have to
ask you, well, don't he always? Why would you not
ask God for a mortgage? Well, become a homeowner. Then
here comes the thinking of man when you start putting
in stuff like, well, I don't make enough money, my
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credit score, I haven't been on my job long enough.
I can't afford that. Therefore, why would I sit up
and ask for that? See, you're knocking yourself out of
so many blessings that God can have for you by
your limited thinking. Because God has no limits, so you
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have to open up your mind, so you have to
start thinking of things that is in your imagination.
Speaker 2 (01:27:09):
Why would you not ask God for a big house?
Speaker 5 (01:27:13):
You don't think that God got enough sense based on
this scripture.
Speaker 2 (01:27:17):
You have not called. You asked.
Speaker 5 (01:27:19):
Now most people don't ask because they don't see no
way they can get it. You don't think that if
you ask God for a big house. You don't think
he got enough sense to make a way for you
to get the house. You don't think that he knows
that you need more money and that he know how
to make a way for you to make more money.
You don't think he got that part figured out. You
think he needs your help figuring that out. You don't
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think that he know that if you got X amount
of dollars, your credit scord really don't matter. You don't
think he know that He know all of that. But
you've limited to see what He can do and how
he can move in your life because you won't think
big enough. That is a book that changed my life.
The name of the book is called the Magic of Thinking. Big,
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and it's by David Schwartz. It's the magic of Thinking Big.
And I didn't understand this until I was selling Amway.
Amway was one of the greatest periods of my life
because it introduced me to positive books. It introduced me
to self motivation and self help books. And those are
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really the only books I read outside of the Bible.
I don't read anything. I don't read novels, love stories.
I ain't got no time for that. But the Power
of positive thinking about Norman Vincent Peel, Think and Grow
Rich by Napoleon Hill. The Magic of Thinking Big by
David Schwartz. I have time to read that because the
Magic of Thinking Big taught me something.
Speaker 2 (01:28:42):
It taught me that it does.
Speaker 5 (01:28:44):
Not require any more brain power to think big than
it does to think small. It doesn't require anymore. You
ain't got the grunt look. You can say Volkswagon, or
you can say Rose Royce. Doesn't your brain don't have
to shift and burn most sales and you got to
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throw yourself into something to say Rose Royce versus Volkswagon.
It doesn't hurt more to say rent or mortgage. It
doesn't hurt no more to say new car than use car.
It doesn't hurt more to say hand me down than
it costs such than it costs you to say brand new.
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If you buy this book, The Magic of Thinking Big
by David Schwartz, It's an amazing way. It changed my
thinking in my twenties, and so I started thinking big.
Once I started thinking big, I started opening up to
the possibilities of God.
Speaker 2 (01:29:44):
Because God is big? Am I not right? God is big?
Speaker 5 (01:29:47):
So why would you get in the way of his
bigness with your small mindedness. See, you're getting in the
way of your blessings by the way you think. You
keep thinking in terms of your paycheck. Get God ain't
in you your paycheck. Get out of your paycheck, man,
Get out of your current situations. Where you are is
just temporary. God has another place for you. God got
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a great life for you, but you got to invite
him in and let him show it to you. Quit
wasting his time with this little bit of man. Get
out of your own way. You are in your way
with your limited thinking. People ask me all the time, man,
why you always at the meetings while you run?
Speaker 2 (01:30:30):
Why don't you just sit down and take your day off?
Speaker 5 (01:30:32):
Because I can't get where I'm going sitting down taking
my days off. I'm about the business of becoming successful
and happy.
Speaker 9 (01:30:40):
Now.
Speaker 2 (01:30:40):
Am I successful? Yeah? Am I happy? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (01:30:42):
Happier than I ever been? But and I have everything
I need? Can I tell y'all that I don't need
nothing else? But I'm in the wont.
Speaker 2 (01:30:52):
Side of life. I just won't.
Speaker 5 (01:30:55):
I'm not greedy. I'm not asking you to give me nothing.
I'm willing to work for other things.
Speaker 2 (01:31:00):
I want.
Speaker 5 (01:31:01):
I want to see how the other class of people live.
I want to see what that's like. I want to
see what it's like when my grandchildren's children will remember
my name because I left them something, because I created
a legacy that I put money away from my grandchildren
and my children's children. That's what I'm working on. You
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can do that. God is capable. Get out your way.
This is the book again, y'all, The Magic of Thinking
Big by David Schwartz. Go buy it, Go by it,
just go by, change the way you think. Just check
it out. It's a really, really great book. That was
my clothes remarks. Y'all have a great Jim.
Speaker 2 (01:31:37):
I want to get audio because I don't feed that,
so I can you see y'all. Have a great weekend. Y'all.
Speaker 1 (01:31:56):
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Speaker 2 (00:04):
Y'all know what time. Y'all don't know y'all at all
at all, So.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
Don't given them.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Black a million bus bus boy.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
Yeah, listening to.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
Lot Joy?
Speaker 4 (00:45):
Yeah, Joy, you know you love you gotta turn you.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
To turn the mouth turn probably.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
Got to turn the mouth, turn out.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
A wad of the money cap.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
Look, come.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
Come on, you're.
Speaker 5 (02:00):
Uh huh, I sure will. Good morning everybody, y'all listen
to the voice. Come on, dig me now, one and
only Steve Harvey oh Man got a radio show. Man
got a radio show and a whole lot mold too.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
Man. God is good to me.
Speaker 5 (02:17):
I have no other explanation, if I have no other
explanation of my existence and where I stand in this
thing called life, except if it was not for the
goodness of God Almighty.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
If it was not for His.
Speaker 5 (02:30):
Grace and his mercy, There's no way I could exist
the way that I do. I would not be who
I am or where I am. I am who I
am and where I am simply because God is who
he is. If it was not for God, I would
have no testimony for you, because I would have failed
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every single test plain, pure and simple. I can sit
here today day until you flat out that it is
purely because of God's grace and mercy that I exist
today because of His favor. See now He shows us
favor in life because of a combination of things I've discovered.
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And this is not the whole answer to life, I
can assure you as not. But this is a combination
that I've grown to understand better and better, and I
wish I had gotten it earlier in my life.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
But here it is. If you take faith and you
combine it.
Speaker 5 (03:40):
With an incredible work ethic, then God has the greatest
opportunities to show you favor. That's the best way I
can explain success to you from my standpoint. It is
to common nation of faith and work that produces the
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most opportunities for God to.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
Show you favor.
Speaker 5 (04:08):
See a lot of times we want God to bless us,
but we ain't doing nothing for him to bless So
now we sideways in the equation a little bit. But
see if you had the faith in God that God
can do anything but fail, that God will get you through,
that God will see you through. That the God is
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the God you serve, is the greatest giver of all
good things. If you kept that faith intact through it all,
and you produced an incredible work ethic that allows the
most opportunities for God to show you favor. See without
that what you want God to do? See, you can
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have faith and be sitting at the house watching TV.
There's nothing being produced, no opportunities.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
For God to show show you favor.
Speaker 5 (05:01):
And you got to do some things man, that you
are uncomfortable doing or don't feel like doing, or something
that don't have the right payoff right in front of
your face, with the faith that it'll pay off later on. See,
too many people are working for the right now reward,
and the right now reward is not how it works.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
Sometimes the reward is coming later on up the road.
Speaker 5 (05:26):
But the only way you can know that is if
you got to You got to apply the faith and
see the reason you don't know that that it's coming
like that, or you have to have faith to believe
that it's coming, because faith is the belief in things
that you cannot see.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
That's what faith is. You know you're standing at Let
me give you exam.
Speaker 5 (05:49):
You standing at the crosswalk with a walk sign on
it and the sign flashing on the corner. Don't walk,
then that the signs say walk. What do you think
your chances are making it across that street?
Speaker 2 (06:03):
Is what? Pretty good?
Speaker 5 (06:05):
Because guess what the signs say walk. You can see
the other side. There's other people in the cross walk walking,
So guess what you strike out blindly? It don't take
a lot of faith to get across that streets.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
That's not what I'm talking to you about.
Speaker 5 (06:22):
I'm talking about the faith, the belief in things that
you cannot see, the faith that what I'm doing today,
I believe in my heart of heart that God wouldn't
bring me this far to leave me. That God is
a true and living God, that he keeps his promises,
that later on, there's things that I'm working towards right
now gonna pay off later on. See, too many people
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want the reward right now. See that's not the exhibition
of faith. If it's the right thing to do, if
it's if it's a good thing to do, if it's
a just thing to do. See if it's sin in it,
it ain't God. You can just clear it on up
right there. You can stop all the wondering. If that's
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His voice talking to you, if it's the right thing
to do, if it's sin in it.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
It's not God talking to you. Kill it.
Speaker 5 (07:15):
You can shut it down. You ain't got to wonder
about it. Go down there secret venge that ain't God.
Go tell them off when you see them. That ain't God.
Anything that's got seining in it is not God's voice
telling you to do it.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
So you can kill that conversation today. That's how you know.
Speaker 5 (07:32):
But if you aligning yourself up man and you and
what you're doing is just and right and correct and
pleasing in the sight of God, it'll pay off for
you later on. And see, here's the best way I
can tell to his Another way, when you're going somewhere,
when you're on the road to going somewhere, and you
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know the somewhere that you're trying to get to. Let's
say you've set a goal or vision for yourself. You
know where you want to get to, You got a
good idea, and you own your way to going there.
Listen to me when it gets hard, and it is
going to get hard, when it gets difficult, and it
is going to get difficult, when it becomes challenging, and
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it is going to become challenging when it becomes all
three of those things when it don't look like it's
gonna happen, don't stop and complain so much. But see,
I know he don't bless me. But in the middle
of it, man, I felt a little heavy. And you
got to be careful when it gets hard for you,
because you'll find yourself complaining. And when you complain and see,
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what you can't do is you can't complain so much
that you forget that the place that you're trying to
go to, you actually own your way there still. See,
don't get caught up into complaining and then lose sight
of your.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
Blessing that's actually happening to you.
Speaker 5 (08:58):
What really, man, of all the times to register a
complaint to God, to sit up and go, hey, man,
I didn't I wanted to ease back into this thing.
Ease back in, man, you in. It's a tornado whirling
around you. You ain't got time to ease back in. You
gots it. Go on and jump back in it. It
is what it is to whom much is given, much
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is required. Always appreciate the blessings. Don't get so caught
up in the complaints that you lose sight of the blessings. Man,
God got a lot for you in your life.
Speaker 3 (09:28):
Man.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
But you got to have them two things, y'all.
Speaker 5 (09:30):
You got to take that faith and you got to
ply a crazy work ethic to it. And that creates
the most opportunities for God to show your favor. And
when God starts showing your favor, Man, all them seeds
you plant it that, all of that wheat you've been sowing,
all of that hard work you've been put in God
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to pay it off.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
And he'll pay it off in ways that you don't
even see coming.
Speaker 6 (09:55):
Okay, cool, you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 5 (10:03):
Ladies and gentlemen. The time has come, a new day
has arrived. He did it again. Hey, God boy, he's
something else.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
Man.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
He the only one could do it.
Speaker 7 (10:11):
Man.
Speaker 5 (10:11):
You know what he show up, never been late, track record,
one thousand percent, accountability, all of it. He checks all
the blocks. I don't know nobody else check all the blocks.
But God, almighty. Wow, that's a good friend to have, man,
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check all the blocks. God answers to all your questions
and got a solution to all your problems. Man, if
you don't do nothing else, get your relationship with God. Man,
if you don't do nothing else. So sometimes your focus
is too much on relationship on a man or a woman.
You better get you some god man, somebody ain't gonna
(10:55):
ever check out on you.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
That's all I'm saying.
Speaker 5 (10:58):
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Speaker 8 (11:06):
Yeah, I just got a question for you this morning,
got a question for you this morning.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
Consider this is Easter week? Up? Uh huh?
Speaker 8 (11:15):
Could you have been a disciple lord with the Lord
back in the day?
Speaker 2 (11:19):
Up?
Speaker 8 (11:19):
Could you have followed the Lord back in the day?
Steve Harvey to disciple? Could you been a disciple?
Speaker 3 (11:25):
Look?
Speaker 2 (11:25):
Yeah, I'm doing it now walk talk about walking with
every day. You woul't complain by nothing? You would have.
Speaker 5 (11:30):
No, Steve didn't. I didn't say that. I said I
be a disciple.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
Yeah. Yeah, Now you know I'm gonna go over there
with him.
Speaker 5 (11:45):
But all this rock throwing, y'all talking about doing it,
all this, his spitting all this here, That's what I'm
here for.
Speaker 2 (11:54):
Now.
Speaker 5 (11:54):
When Jesus leave, I'm gonna come back over here this evening.
Throw something next time, we come.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
To town here, Yeah, throw something, Okay.
Speaker 5 (12:06):
You know I'll be back there. I'll be back selling
all the stories. So y'all gonna throw something five thousand,
y'all all, y'all hung You ain't see what they deal
with their fish? Yeah, huh, I'll be his hype man.
Five fish, two lower bread.
Speaker 3 (12:25):
You ain't on you.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
You aren't there for that.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
Yeah, he wouldn't beat there for that.
Speaker 5 (12:34):
Yeah, raising last, and then I know he already knew,
but i'd have been on him by Judas. He Hey, man,
we need out of here because the dude right here
he's tripping.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
You can already tell.
Speaker 5 (12:47):
Yeah, I'm a I'm I'm I'm a warm Judas though
I know I noticed the way it's got to go. Yeah,
but when I find out about it, No, yeah, y'all
could have been one.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
But you know it's just.
Speaker 5 (13:02):
You know, man, I think I've come to the I've
come to understand better and better as I walk with him.
Speaker 2 (13:08):
You know that they are none perfect, No, not one
and so and so.
Speaker 5 (13:13):
As I keep that in mind, I keep that in
mind for myself, and I watch a lot of people
online and stuff because I follow a lot of motivational stuff.
And you know, I watch some people out there talking
about perfection. Okay, all you doing is talking about it.
You do know that, don't you.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
We ain't gonna never get there boy, all right, I
ain't seeing the chip.
Speaker 5 (13:38):
All right.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
Coming up at thirty two minutes after the hour, we'll
hear from the nephew as he runs that prank back.
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is time now to run that prank back with the nephew. Nephew,
what you got for us?
Speaker 9 (14:26):
I got WCS Shirley Wife Correction Service.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, correct WI for.
Speaker 9 (14:34):
We correct whatever's wrong with you? That's what we do
wife correctly say, we send you all on answer service
and we get y'all corrected.
Speaker 2 (14:41):
Now, I hope you learn somewhy. You ain't here to
see s.
Speaker 9 (14:44):
Let's go get though. Hello, Hello, I am trying to
reach George. Please, what is my name is? Marcus? With WCS?
Call and see if we can actually try to lend
you our services. We understand that you have a few
problems and want to see if maybe w CS can
bring a better life to you and you can have
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an exciting life better than the one you have.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
Now.
Speaker 10 (15:10):
Who is it?
Speaker 2 (15:12):
We are with Wife Correctional Services, sir. W CS.
Speaker 9 (15:16):
What it is is, we take your wives for a
couple of weeks and we reprogram them so that it's
of course you have to sign a waiver contract, but
we take your wife and we reprogram them so that
they will act in a fashion of what you want
them to act.
Speaker 10 (15:29):
Oh, okay, okay, whatever.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
See.
Speaker 9 (15:32):
So what it is that we've gotten some We've gotten
some reports that you've been having some problems with with
your particular wife and where you locate to that we're
here in Saint Louis, sir. Okay, and don't worry. We're
totally confidential. This is not anything that's going to get
out and and your your names are never submitted.
Speaker 2 (15:52):
First of all, here's here's something we can do.
Speaker 9 (15:54):
I can ask you questions because we've been notified that
this is probably a service that you would probably want. Now,
has your wife ever snapped on you in public?
Speaker 10 (16:04):
And snapped on me? I mean what I mean? She
My wife ain't crazy. She don't just snap on me.
She might, you know, try to check me, say something.
You know what I'm saying. She ain't just gonna snap
on me in public.
Speaker 2 (16:14):
So your wife, so your wife has tried to check you,
is what you're saying.
Speaker 10 (16:18):
May not check me per se. I mean she might.
She might not like something I'm doing and might say
something about it. We don't just snap on.
Speaker 9 (16:25):
So basically, your wife is not in her place where
she needs to be cold on.
Speaker 10 (16:29):
I mean what you mean in her place? I mean
she might say something, you know, I mean, I might
be doing something or you know, might be with my
boys and might get out of control a little bit.
She might just say something at the time, but she
don't just try to all out check nobody. You know
what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (16:42):
Okay, Okay, Okay, I'll tell you what. Let me ask
you this one.
Speaker 9 (16:45):
Have you ever just had some plans with your guys,
We're gonna go out, and had to change your plans
because your wife.
Speaker 10 (16:51):
Well, I mean, if like I'm just coming by hanging
out and I ain't let her know or something, she
might you know, be like, well, baby already had plans,
you know, can you say home with the boys or something.
But I mean, I mean nothing on the regular, you know,
I usually do what I want to do.
Speaker 2 (17:05):
It seems like denial.
Speaker 9 (17:07):
Okay, here's another one, sir, Well, no, listen, hear me out.
Speaker 2 (17:11):
Now, let me ask you this has your wife.
Speaker 9 (17:14):
Let's say, back when Michael Jordan was playing basketball, did
you ever miss a playoff game on television because your
wife wanted to watch something else?
Speaker 2 (17:21):
Nah?
Speaker 10 (17:22):
I mean we got two TVs in my house. Man,
I wish now, I don't even get that. I mean
I might have to watch a little TV, okay, but
I mean I usually watch it on.
Speaker 2 (17:30):
The big show. Yeah.
Speaker 9 (17:31):
But but you doing you've been pushed to watching the
smaller television.
Speaker 10 (17:36):
No, I wouldn't push to do nothing. Man. What I'm
trying to tell you is, I mean we compromised. We
do fifty fifty in my house. I mean, she might
get the big TV to watch her stories or something,
and I just had to go watch the little TV
and little TV dude go out of every once and
see there we go. So with that, though, I'm cool
with that.
Speaker 2 (17:52):
You're with that. So you're with that. You're actually the
one that's programmed.
Speaker 10 (17:56):
And you ain't nothing wrong with my wife. Ain't nothing
wrong with my family. You know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (18:00):
I understand.
Speaker 9 (18:01):
Well, let me the reason why I'm asking you these
particular questions is because someone has actually let me know
the problems that are at hand in your household.
Speaker 2 (18:10):
Let me ask you. I got one question for you.
Here's what I want to ask you. Has your wife
ever cussed you out at a family cookout?
Speaker 10 (18:16):
Hey? Man, hold on, man, you know what you're getting
a little personal man.
Speaker 2 (18:21):
Man, I'm here, I'm here.
Speaker 10 (18:25):
I never heard of this company. Man, I've never heard
of you.
Speaker 2 (18:28):
This is something new.
Speaker 10 (18:30):
Is definitely saying something new. I mean, don't make me
be your auny pig. Don't start. I'll calling me trying
to get you know, referral to a clientele or whatever
it is you're trying to do man, don't call me
with this nonsense, partner, and.
Speaker 2 (18:42):
I completely understand that w C S Sir is here
to benefit you.
Speaker 10 (18:47):
No benefit to me. Man, getting a look at my
personal business one and what's going on in my household?
Speaker 9 (18:52):
Okay, well, last thing I want to ask you, and
this is the last question I have for you.
Speaker 10 (18:57):
Make this the last straight up?
Speaker 9 (18:59):
Okay, have you do you? Do you buy your own
clothes or does she buy the.
Speaker 10 (19:03):
To you know what? Man?
Speaker 2 (19:04):
This man?
Speaker 10 (19:05):
You whatever company this is? Dog, don't call Mause no more?
And whatever put you up to this? Whoever give you
my number? Talking about my wife? Checked me, U, got
me under control, got me on lock man? You telling
him too? Don't call me no more?
Speaker 2 (19:20):
What are you are?
Speaker 3 (19:21):
You?
Speaker 2 (19:21):
Are you in denying?
Speaker 10 (19:23):
Now? Dog? Don't call now no more. I'm gonna tell
you what, George Foreman or whatever Marcus for whoever you are,
George Foreman, Marcus, Hey, I'm gonna tell you right now.
I'm gonna find out what yam located.
Speaker 5 (19:38):
Dog.
Speaker 10 (19:38):
I'm coming down there and I'm gonna push him that
you're in my personal.
Speaker 9 (19:42):
You're ready to retaliate on me, but you don't want
to retaliate on the problems you have with your wife retaliation.
Speaker 10 (19:49):
Man, what I'm saying you you're calling my house, I'm
minding my own and you worrying about who am watching
what TV? In my house and my wife chicking me
in public? I want, man, Hey, don look, I'm mister.
Speaker 2 (20:01):
Don't you want to watch the big television?
Speaker 11 (20:03):
Big TV?
Speaker 5 (20:04):
Man?
Speaker 10 (20:04):
I'm comfortable with the TV I got. You know what
I'm saying, It's in my room. I come across the bed.
Watch whatever you want to whenever I'm going.
Speaker 2 (20:11):
To with.
Speaker 10 (20:14):
My partners, doll, not like you need to get part
you call it.
Speaker 2 (20:19):
Ask me your dumb what you want to do to me?
Your wife has already done to you.
Speaker 10 (20:24):
I say, you got the number block? What's your phone number?
Speaker 1 (20:26):
Man?
Speaker 10 (20:27):
Give me something, tell me where to find you.
Speaker 2 (20:29):
Why are you in denial?
Speaker 10 (20:32):
I'm gonna tell you what's and what you.
Speaker 9 (20:33):
Need to get your wife checked in to White Correctional
Services so that you can live a better life.
Speaker 10 (20:40):
Whoever may I need to get a life?
Speaker 2 (20:42):
Man?
Speaker 10 (20:43):
Can I get a life? Man? Except calling me doll?
For real?
Speaker 2 (20:46):
I understand that. Can I say one more thing that
you say?
Speaker 10 (20:48):
You can't say ses to me?
Speaker 5 (20:50):
Man?
Speaker 2 (20:50):
Straight up?
Speaker 9 (20:51):
Listen to me, sir, what what what's his nephew tire
me from the Steve harved Morning Show.
Speaker 2 (20:56):
You just got prank by your boy.
Speaker 11 (20:59):
Justin you know what?
Speaker 10 (21:05):
I don't know? Hey, Okay, y'all got men.
Speaker 2 (21:12):
What is the baddest radio show.
Speaker 10 (21:14):
In the land already know? Is you my boy Steve
Harvey doing in the morning on the Steve Harvey Morning Show?
Speaker 2 (21:21):
And now you have it?
Speaker 5 (21:22):
Uh?
Speaker 9 (21:23):
Uh, that's that's that stupid this morning. That's the first
he's spooning of stupid.
Speaker 1 (21:27):
All right, coming up next to his ask to Seelo
Chief Love Officer Steve Harvey in the building right after this,
you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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Speaker 1 (22:13):
It is time now for ask the Colo Cheaf love Officer,
Steve Harvey in the building. He's ready for your love questions.
Speaker 3 (22:20):
Right.
Speaker 1 (22:20):
Joyce in East Orange says, I was working as a
waitress until a month ago. I got fired because I
went out with the customer and his wife had me fired.
I waited on him regularly, but I didn't know he
was married. I'm hurt, but I understand. Should I apologize
to his wife?
Speaker 2 (22:42):
Well, I wouldn't. I pretty much stay away from that.
Speaker 5 (22:46):
Yeah, don't every.
Speaker 2 (22:52):
Don't.
Speaker 5 (22:54):
Don't walk through the door with bullets coming out of it.
I don't recommend it. I don't recommend that.
Speaker 2 (23:05):
You can.
Speaker 5 (23:05):
You can find out her email or send her a
letter and say I'll give you my word. I did
not know you could say that. But no more, you
can't say nothing to her faith. You didn't know.
Speaker 2 (23:16):
Let you didn't go. You know that's right?
Speaker 1 (23:19):
Yeah, yep, all right. Moving on to Pooch. Moving on
to Pooch in Tampa, Pooch says, my husband and I
got married in February, but he hasn't moved in with
me because I won't add his name to my deed.
I know it sounds crazy, but I don't know him
like that. Am I crazy for thinking this way? Or
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do I have the right to be cautious?
Speaker 2 (23:43):
Oh a little late, Yeah, a little late.
Speaker 5 (23:51):
Wait a minute, you think putting his name on the deed.
Speaker 2 (23:59):
And him not moving in is a bigger move than
y'all got married?
Speaker 1 (24:05):
Married?
Speaker 3 (24:05):
Right?
Speaker 2 (24:08):
I'm confused.
Speaker 5 (24:11):
Wait a minute, man, I don't know him like that.
Speaker 2 (24:15):
That statement right there, that is really why are you married? You?
I don't know him like that?
Speaker 5 (24:25):
You yet you got married? I'm confused about this?
Speaker 1 (24:31):
Yeah, yeah, you done.
Speaker 5 (24:33):
Put the car all in front of the horse, not
a horse. Don't want to act right? And you wonder
why the car ain't going nowhere? Man, lady all this
is bad. I can't help you. I can't help him.
Speaker 1 (24:48):
Don't put his name on the lease on the indeed.
Speaker 2 (24:51):
Look, y'all, why don't y'all get this thing a numb
before we go too much? First?
Speaker 5 (24:57):
You don't know him like that, He won't name on
the title, He ain't moving in. It's been February, it's
is April, it's two mosch Get this thing and know
what y'all doing. Y'all ain't got no business together.
Speaker 2 (25:10):
You don't know. I don't know him like that? What?
Speaker 1 (25:13):
But you married him?
Speaker 2 (25:16):
That's crazy. We went to the halt. You went to
the halt.
Speaker 1 (25:20):
And moving on to Lexander and Racine, Lexand says, I've
been dating a great guy for three months and I
don't want to invite him to my house for Easter
because he has two teeth missing on one side. He
is getting dental implants in May, so I will let
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him meet my friends after that. How should I tell
him this?
Speaker 5 (25:47):
Listen to me, listen to like, Okay, her name, lex said,
his name probably Robson. So you talked to him rob
We need to talk a little bit. Listen, baby, Easter
is coming. Now, you go get your teeth fixed in May.
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The first impressions is lasting impressions. Now, I don't know
how I done set through all this whistling and stuff.
Speaker 1 (26:17):
But you got this sitting.
Speaker 5 (26:20):
You know you can't bite into an apple without looking
like a jack o lanted and so I don't need
to what I'm here from my friends and family, So
I don't want you to meet them until after you
get the repast done inside your head and why is
it that we waiting on may because clear smile says
you can come in there and walk out with teeth
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that day.
Speaker 9 (26:43):
That sight.
Speaker 1 (26:45):
So a lot of people have that sight to.
Speaker 2 (26:47):
See that side tooth, see that one right there.
Speaker 5 (26:50):
Because see, the reason you can play off that side
tooth is because when you straight on.
Speaker 2 (26:56):
And you do a quarter smile, you can hide it.
Speaker 5 (26:59):
What happens you get down at the spots bard you
bust out laughing.
Speaker 2 (27:07):
Now people on.
Speaker 12 (27:08):
The side of you can look clean through your head
to the other side of the missing on both sides,
both your fraying teeth is gone.
Speaker 1 (27:19):
Yeah, and he's got two missing too.
Speaker 5 (27:22):
And I'm telling you there on each side he missed
the frame teeth is gone. So when you laugh real hard,
people can see to the other side of the room.
Speaker 1 (27:33):
That's crazy. So it's a good thing that she's waiting
for him to meet her friends until he get.
Speaker 5 (27:38):
Yeah, yeah, okay, yeah, because that ain't gonna work east,
ain't that. It ain't that big a deal. Just go
to church separately. You know, he can't come to the dinner,
you know, none of that.
Speaker 2 (27:48):
You can't eat the ball egg over there like that.
Speaker 1 (27:51):
He can't have the hand guy.
Speaker 5 (27:55):
I know, you know, but he biting into his turkey leg,
but it don't quite tell because you them side teeth.
Speaker 1 (28:02):
You know, when can it come? He can't come for
Eastern Memorial Day.
Speaker 2 (28:10):
You got you got it. You gotta wait till fourth
of July.
Speaker 5 (28:15):
So he lets you to earn plants incause when eating
them ribs, you ain't gonna be able to hide them
corner teeth because you got to show all your teeth
to bite down on them ribs with your front teeth.
You got to get your lips all the way out
to wait. To bite down on the rib on with
them front teeth. You gotta move your lips. And once
you move your lips, they clearly can see. This has
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been a dental nigga.
Speaker 2 (28:41):
So we're talking. We really talking about fourth of July
before they meet it.
Speaker 5 (28:45):
And then he got to practice with him because he
gonna cry a lot when he first get them corner
teeth put in, because he ain't had them in a while,
and he gonna be biting down on his tongue A
bunch of times.
Speaker 3 (28:56):
Moved.
Speaker 2 (28:57):
I moved in Halloween privately.
Speaker 1 (29:04):
All right, we're moving on to Sabrina in Portland. Uh
Sabrina says, my husband bought me a Tesla for my
birthday and I work from home, so he started driving
it to work a few days a week. When I
drive it, it doesn't feel new and special anymore. How
do I tell him that he needs to drive his
own car?
Speaker 2 (29:22):
That you to him, just like you told us.
Speaker 5 (29:24):
It's women doing this all over the country, but you
got I jumped in one of Mandree's cars one time.
She told me, Steve, Steve, if you gonna smoke cigar,
you can't uh smoke cigar in my car. So I'm
banned from her cars. If I smoke a cigar, A
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cigar will make your car n smell brand new. I
can tell you that for a fact. Yeah, all the
new car gone with.
Speaker 2 (29:54):
That new cars.
Speaker 1 (29:57):
Yeah all right, so there you go.
Speaker 2 (30:00):
And I bought the car.
Speaker 5 (30:01):
They can't drive a car, so hook tell it all right?
Speaker 1 (30:07):
Thank you, Sellow.
Speaker 2 (30:10):
This is Steve Harbin Martin show Man. Why do we
have a radio show?
Speaker 1 (30:14):
If we're gonna do it right, listen to your.
Speaker 9 (30:17):
That's stupid, stupid, That's what I'm talking about.
Speaker 2 (30:21):
Boy, say that many.
Speaker 1 (30:24):
Say that show.
Speaker 2 (30:25):
If we're gonna be right, ste Show coming up right
after you.
Speaker 1 (30:31):
You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, Steve, time
to have some more fun with you with another edition
of Ask Steve.
Speaker 5 (30:44):
You ready, I'm absolutely all these are rapid fire questions again.
Speaker 1 (30:48):
Yeah, yeah, a little mixture, Yeah, a little mixture.
Speaker 9 (30:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (30:51):
Just don't take you know, all data. Answer one question because.
Speaker 2 (30:55):
We're trying to get many questions.
Speaker 1 (30:58):
We do many questions. It's possible, Steve. That's all, honey.
I love you like my mama. You say her up now? Yeah,
all right, here we go. All right, springtime? What is
your springtime clothing fetish? Steve?
Speaker 5 (31:11):
White pants? Got to have me some white pants. Love it,
love it, boy, I don't know what it is. I
love wearing white pants. Man, white pants, cream pants, light
tone pants for boy.
Speaker 1 (31:29):
Uh huh.
Speaker 5 (31:30):
That new designer with Louis Vatan. Oh yeah, came out
with these jeans.
Speaker 2 (31:38):
Boy, they got a white panto. Boy got them.
Speaker 5 (31:43):
Bought five pair of jeans already. Wow, yeah it ain't
none of them blue yeah, yellow anyway, just one pair
of white ones, green tied eyed pair, a blue floor pair,
one stone washed pair.
Speaker 1 (31:59):
All right, you better wear them the work because I
got a bet.
Speaker 2 (32:02):
I will as soon as I get the bottom here.
Speaker 13 (32:06):
All right, next question, Carla, all right, finish this statement, Steve.
Spring is finally here and I'm going to get naked.
Speaker 2 (32:18):
Come on you.
Speaker 5 (32:23):
Come on here, man boy, I'm finish.
Speaker 3 (32:32):
What I got to do.
Speaker 2 (32:33):
Is finding out.
Speaker 5 (32:34):
I don't give the spring, winter, summer have it this year?
The pipers back, I'm fitting my wardrobe rock. I've been
tired of dressing for daytime television and talk shows, game show.
Speaker 2 (32:47):
I'm through. Okay, the pimp is.
Speaker 9 (32:50):
Back, okay, okay, okay, So let that brings up this
next question.
Speaker 2 (32:54):
Here me go if you are single?
Speaker 5 (32:57):
Now, im that's a big so we're just just a hypothetical. Yes,
it is just here we go the whole Hold on,
let me clean my mind out now, Okay, I gotta
stop thinking marriage in heaven. Yeah, just answer hell yeah
yeah yeah. If I ain't considered marriage on heaven, I
can answer this a little bit more free.
Speaker 9 (33:17):
Come on, all right, If you were single, who would
you like to have a spring flame whip?
Speaker 14 (33:26):
You can see question trouble, but you're answer because it's
your job.
Speaker 2 (33:41):
How old am I? No time?
Speaker 3 (33:42):
Oh man?
Speaker 2 (33:43):
Let's make that thing right, you know. Brown forty.
Speaker 5 (33:48):
Yeah, they leading I'm all back down in twenties. Help
them tell me down in the twenties, I probably i'd
probably be dating about four of them girls on Instagram
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for them little girls off Instagram.
Speaker 2 (34:10):
Bobby forty eight, Yeah, stuff like that anyway, he got.
Speaker 8 (34:16):
Fun forty Okay, okay, all let's switch it up dd
I know that's that's we got that, but let's waitch
it up.
Speaker 15 (34:25):
Uh Oh?
Speaker 8 (34:26):
What makes you both happy and say it at the
same time?
Speaker 2 (34:30):
Say it again?
Speaker 1 (34:31):
What makes you both happy and say it.
Speaker 2 (34:34):
At the same time. Yeah, that's the sex.
Speaker 1 (34:42):
The same time.
Speaker 2 (34:42):
Boy, when I'm doing it, sad when it's over.
Speaker 1 (34:50):
As soon as it's gotta be over at some point.
Speaker 2 (34:54):
Yeah, well, ain't ever good when.
Speaker 1 (34:58):
I like that?
Speaker 2 (34:59):
That's good? All right.
Speaker 1 (35:01):
See here's another one. What's the stupid You've done something
really stupid and hurt yourself? What was that? How did
something like a stupid dumb thing you did and you
wind it wound up hurting yourself and dang it, you
hurt yourself.
Speaker 2 (35:16):
I'll tell you well.
Speaker 5 (35:16):
When I was a kid, I was riding bike down
the street one time and this girl was on the
port named Michelle. Okay, and you know how you ride
with no hands?
Speaker 1 (35:27):
Oh yeah, And I.
Speaker 5 (35:28):
Was riding down the street with no hands and she
looking at me, so I tried to look at her
and just look at her like, yeah, I.
Speaker 2 (35:35):
See you looking at me. And it was a station wagon.
Speaker 5 (35:39):
It was parked, and my bike had drifted over and
the bike slammed into the back of the station wagon.
The real window on the station wagon was down. Mike
flew all the way up to the second seat. When
I set up my was near driving. I shot through
that window, skipped the top of my head. I had
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long hair cut anyway back there, and tore my knees
up on the thing. I was bleeding on head and
both legs when I set up in that car.
Speaker 2 (36:08):
Wow, it's crazy. That was a pretty bad one from
me right.
Speaker 13 (36:12):
Now to show off for her, All right, Carla, What
is the worst food and drink combination that.
Speaker 2 (36:23):
I've ever had?
Speaker 1 (36:24):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (36:27):
I had a Mister Hero.
Speaker 5 (36:29):
Sandwich one time in Cleveland, Okay, extra onions.
Speaker 2 (36:34):
Some of the meat on the sandwich I had was tainted.
Speaker 5 (36:38):
Oh and I had a large grape soda. I ate
that whole twelve inch HOGI and that whole can of
fantle grape soda.
Speaker 2 (36:50):
That was about ten o'clock at night, two thirty.
Speaker 5 (36:54):
I was trying to make it downstairs to that bathroom.
I threw purple sandwich meet all down in the hallway.
That's the worst eating combination.
Speaker 2 (37:08):
Out for el be hand.
Speaker 1 (37:09):
Yeah, and I'll never.
Speaker 5 (37:10):
Forget that, mister hero sandwich with that purple fan to
grape soak.
Speaker 2 (37:15):
All right, thank you, Steve.
Speaker 1 (37:17):
That's all for ask Steve. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 2 (37:26):
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Speaker 5 (37:27):
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Speaker 1 (37:58):
Time out guys for would your rather Would you rather
soak in a tub of hot dog water or would
you rather sit in a jacuzzie? With fifteen people.
Speaker 5 (38:09):
Well, when I'm when I'm in the tub, I'm making
hot dog water.
Speaker 1 (38:13):
So that's so that's how stay that is.
Speaker 5 (38:20):
If you nephew, Yeah, I rather let me get into
hot So that's because you don't.
Speaker 2 (38:25):
You didn't.
Speaker 5 (38:26):
You didn't get the joke, So just do that. Don't
kill it joke. Just say you didn't get the joke.
If I'm sitting in the bath tub it I'm making
hot dog water. But you know, mister, mister kill it jokes,
I don't.
Speaker 13 (38:43):
Know.
Speaker 5 (38:44):
He's so busy, he's busy being a germophobic. Now you
don't get a joke up in there with them fifteen people.
Speaker 2 (38:50):
You don't know?
Speaker 5 (38:51):
All right, Well, I've never I've never climbed into a
hot tub at a resort while people was in it.
Now I've been at a resort and nobody was in it,
and then some people came and got in it.
Speaker 2 (39:04):
I got up and get out.
Speaker 5 (39:06):
That's right, that's right, all right, I'm just not going
to be in no tuble water and look over and
it's another dude.
Speaker 2 (39:12):
In that we do this here, all right?
Speaker 1 (39:17):
Moving on, moving on, guys, would you rather have an
X over for Easter dinner?
Speaker 2 (39:22):
B B.
Speaker 1 (39:24):
Or would you rather fast from eating all day? That
means Sam, Yeah, you've gone fast rather than have your
for dinner.
Speaker 2 (39:34):
I've had the day, foe had two days the faster
I want him. Yeah, I'll be.
Speaker 1 (39:43):
Your ex over for a couple hours.
Speaker 2 (39:46):
Don't give up. I will fight you rushed to the hospital.
Speaker 5 (39:51):
Have you ever stayed with somebody you couldn't stand for
a period of time?
Speaker 2 (39:57):
Do you know what hour feel like?
Speaker 3 (40:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (40:01):
Two hours east of dinner.
Speaker 5 (40:03):
That'll be the most unholy meal I've ever eaten.
Speaker 1 (40:07):
On sh All right, keeping on that eating subject. Would
you rather eat twenty four Easter eggs in a day
or an entire green bean castle roll.
Speaker 2 (40:19):
And tire grow green and castle roll? Yeah, you better
give me that green bean castle, your eggs, gonna pack
your partner four eggs? Boy, you demand, it's gonna be
with you for a month.
Speaker 1 (40:33):
Would you rather wear a tight muscle shirt on stage?
Be tight muscle shirt on stage or perform barefoot? B? B?
Speaker 5 (40:44):
Yeah my feet ain't bad, but my body with a
tight muscle shirt on down, it's come. That's the show
right there. Yeah, all my matill would be about me.
Speaker 1 (40:59):
That's today's round. Would you rather thanks, guys, we'll be back.
Speaker 2 (41:02):
What's going on? This is your boy, Kevin Hart.
Speaker 1 (41:04):
This is Erica Badu.
Speaker 2 (41:05):
Hey, this is Dave Chappelle. Yo, what's up? This is
ice Cube. I can't call it. This your man Cedric
the Entertainer. And you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 1 (41:14):
That my doubt you're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right,
everybody knows that Easter is on Sunday, which means it's
time for the kids to give their Easter speeches. Here
are some examples, yeah, for when Easter speeches go badly. Okay,
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today we'll have speeches by Little Jay, Little Junior. H
little Tommy over there and look at him over there, Hi,
little Stevie. All right, this first speech will be.
Speaker 15 (41:47):
By Little j Okay, okay, okay, okay. Easter is more
than just bunnies. Okay, is more than just bunnies and candy.
Uh uh how got boo boo?
Speaker 1 (42:05):
Okay, that didn't go well. Okay, now it's time for
Little Junior. Little Junior, he is not here. He has
risen just as he said.
Speaker 7 (42:20):
Hey boy, hey, Daddy Bobby, there's my other brother is
sister Dad. Daddy told me not to tell you about
hy y'all.
Speaker 1 (42:32):
I like going on besides the fact that he has asthma. Okay,
we need to have a speech by Little Tommy. Now,
come on up, little Tommy.
Speaker 9 (42:45):
Here come Peter cotton tail hopping down the bunny trail.
Speaker 2 (42:53):
Hey, there, got mister Johnson.
Speaker 9 (42:56):
Mister Johnson come over the house every day after Daddy
go to wait, hey, mister Johnson, mister Johnson.
Speaker 1 (43:07):
Oh god, okay, every everyone calms down. Uh now it's
time for Little Steve. Come on up, Little Steve.
Speaker 9 (43:15):
Jeez.
Speaker 5 (43:19):
They're many years ago on the cross he died. Yes, hey, Daddy,
that's your boss, the one you call big flast stupid.
Speaker 1 (43:33):
All right, okay, quite everyone, let's get back to little
j Come on, come on, little ja your turn.
Speaker 15 (43:44):
Okay, okay, okay. He died, but on the he died.
He died, but he died, but on the seventh day
he rolled. Hey, that's the guy to give that in
Little Packs of Sugar. Daddy put it in his podcast.
Speaker 1 (44:09):
Okay, uh moving, hey, okay, moving, moving right along with
our Easter program, It's time once again for Little Junior.
Little Jor.
Speaker 7 (44:23):
He gave his life for us that we could be. Hey,
that's the lady that comes out of the building that
has dances on it, and Daddy always give her buddy
and says, this is funny.
Speaker 16 (44:38):
Baby, Little Tommy, Little little Tommy, you have your speech
ready now you're.
Speaker 9 (44:54):
Tall, ears, clean nose, tiny tail.
Speaker 2 (45:01):
Hey mommy.
Speaker 9 (45:02):
And that that's the lady that's got a little boy
that looks.
Speaker 2 (45:05):
Just like me and Daddy.
Speaker 1 (45:08):
Now now, now, hey, we well ended right here with
little Stevie.
Speaker 5 (45:17):
Okay, well we sure we ain't gonna ended with this one,
because Easter is a day for dressing up. Hey, dad,
that gonna demand to give me five dollars to stay
down stair at to play video game.
Speaker 7 (45:30):
Hey met the Carter, Thanks sport of money. They run
out here for another five next Friday.
Speaker 1 (45:40):
Okay, Daddy, you don't know him.
Speaker 5 (45:45):
That's met the Carter and that daddy, Daddy, Daddy, why
are you choking at the carter?
Speaker 2 (45:53):
Happy Easter.
Speaker 1 (45:55):
That concludes our Eastern program, Ladies and gentlemen, Thank you
everyone on boys my mama saying it all right up
next guys, Tommy's prank phone call. Right after this, you're
listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. The top of
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the hour, right about four minutes after today's strawberry letter.
But up next, nephew Tommy right here with today's prank
phone call. What you got neft? Are you?
Speaker 9 (46:29):
Wait?
Speaker 1 (46:29):
What are you for?
Speaker 2 (46:32):
My mama?
Speaker 17 (46:34):
He's crying, Mama, my mama tree, about your mother's tree,
My mama tree, my mama tree.
Speaker 1 (46:51):
A method with his acting.
Speaker 2 (46:53):
That's the tree. That's the tree we played. Hi, I
go see go.
Speaker 9 (47:02):
Five ten fifty twenty five, thirty thirty five for fifty five.
Speaker 2 (47:07):
Big thing Red's not here. That's mama.
Speaker 17 (47:11):
That's my mama that thank God got down.
Speaker 2 (47:21):
Hello, man, I speak to lord.
Speaker 11 (47:23):
Yeah, this lord terror? Who this terror? About ten minutes
from the yard?
Speaker 10 (47:28):
Big dog?
Speaker 2 (47:28):
This ain't no r Look man, is this lord that
worked for push?
Speaker 9 (47:33):
Yes, sir, listen, you just came down Clayton Street and
hit me and tow all the limbs off my mama
maple tree that's hanging over the street. And now she
got limbs hanging all in the street. We got to
cut this whole tree down because.
Speaker 2 (47:45):
You didne messed it up. And you're the one that
just drove through here.
Speaker 18 (47:48):
Hey, sir, I ain't been down Clayton Street today, Sir,
say what. I ain't been down Clayton Street today. I
ain't been in a residential neighborhood today.
Speaker 9 (47:56):
You just came down Clayton Street a couple of hours
ago and told all the limbs.
Speaker 2 (48:00):
Off my mama tree.
Speaker 10 (48:02):
Sorry, my mama, that.
Speaker 9 (48:03):
Tree been and I finished twenty five years and if
you just came down the street.
Speaker 18 (48:07):
And just tow it all apart, Sir, I ain't been
down Clayton Roll today.
Speaker 11 (48:10):
How did you get this number?
Speaker 9 (48:11):
By the way, don't worry about how I got your number.
Speaker 2 (48:14):
Somebody got to pay for my mama tree.
Speaker 18 (48:16):
Well, sir, I ain't been down Clayton Road today.
Speaker 10 (48:18):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (48:19):
Call it call him back down. Hello, Lord, did you
just hang up on me?
Speaker 18 (48:25):
Yes, sir, I told you I didn't been down on
Clayton Roll today.
Speaker 11 (48:28):
Now you know what.
Speaker 9 (48:29):
Look I told you you just came down Clayton Road
and just and just tow my mama tree.
Speaker 11 (48:33):
Up all lived down, no residential neighborhood today. Man, quit
calling my phone with that.
Speaker 2 (48:39):
Look, my grandmama planted that tree.
Speaker 11 (48:41):
Now you got planted it, moved them out, then cut
the branches off. The cunner with.
Speaker 9 (48:47):
Them branches is clear enough you're not supposed to be
driving them ainten wheel trucks down this residential area like
this here, man.
Speaker 11 (48:53):
I would make the livery got If I had to
come down that tree, I would have. But I told
you one, I ain't came down. Don't know Clayton Street today.
Speaker 9 (49:01):
You just said you had to make a delivery. Now
you saying you ain't been down Clayton Street.
Speaker 11 (49:05):
Said, if I hadn't made delivered down there, I would
have came down that street. I ain't had to come
down there.
Speaker 9 (49:11):
You've been on Clayton Street today, Now that part I
do know.
Speaker 11 (49:14):
And what you got the wrong driver, dude, No.
Speaker 9 (49:17):
No, no, no, no, no no, I got the right driver.
And what I do know is you then told my
mama tree up, we got to cut this on tree down,
and you know what you gonna pay for this?
Speaker 11 (49:27):
Then, I ain't saying for a muddle tree that.
Speaker 9 (49:30):
I know you ain't talking about my mama tree.
Speaker 11 (49:32):
Well, guess what, take your tree and take your mama
and both of y'all go out there and playing another
street in.
Speaker 9 (49:40):
We ain't playing no more tree. That tree been in
our family for years. You're gonna mess around and get
your swip behind this tree.
Speaker 11 (49:47):
Bring it on in, bring your dong, and bring the
tree which.
Speaker 2 (49:50):
You gonna make me whoop with a bridge off that tree.
Speaker 11 (49:54):
Well, I tell you what if you that bad, then
I tell you what if I was on Clayton Street today,
I meet you on Clayton Street with the tree.
Speaker 9 (50:03):
You come on over here to Clayton right now, because
I'm right out here in the street on the cartner's phone.
Speaker 2 (50:08):
You come on outside.
Speaker 9 (50:10):
My mama sitting up in there crying behind this street
because you done told the limbs off of me and
we got to cut it down that because you done
messed it up.
Speaker 11 (50:16):
Don't give her napped in this yellow white But then
I ain't been down the street.
Speaker 9 (50:22):
I know you ain't sitting there talking about my mama. No,
see you tripping now, dog ain't tripping, dog you already.
Speaker 2 (50:29):
Look man, I grew up with this tree in my
front yard. I grew up with this tree.
Speaker 9 (50:34):
Now you got the nerve to drive through here and
driving too fast, because if you wud have drove so,
you wouldn't have been hitting all them limbs like that
y'all be doing running down here too fast through here.
Speaker 11 (50:43):
Man, Look here, I told you once, man, I ain't
been down on Clayton Street. Now, like I told you,
if you want to meet me on Clayton Street, will
all right. Now, I'm sorry about your mom, Trish, but hell,
it ain't nothing I can do about it, cause I
ain't been down on Clayton Street.
Speaker 9 (50:58):
It's one thing you can do about it. You can
and pay for it. And that's what you're gonna do.
Speaker 2 (51:02):
Now. You're gonna either give me some money. I'm gonna
get it at you. But you you gonna you coming
over here.
Speaker 9 (51:08):
Matter of fact, you're gonna come over here now that
big truck around and bring your butt on over here
right now.
Speaker 11 (51:14):
Well, I might well going to turn it around because
I ain't paying for no tree. I kidding right now.
Speaker 9 (51:19):
That's fine, that's fine, But I tell you, when you
get here, my.
Speaker 2 (51:23):
Cousin here and all my uncles.
Speaker 9 (51:25):
Is here sitting up there looking at that. What you
done done in this tree? So bring your own?
Speaker 11 (51:30):
Yeah, well, look at here, take that tree and stub
it up. You out your yo. All right. I ain't
be a word with you in this tree no more
because I have told you what. Let me aim this tree.
Speaker 9 (51:42):
You come on right now, because you don't know what
this tree mean to me? This tree right here used
to be home base for hide and go seek?
Speaker 11 (51:50):
Are you crying? You big? You crying too?
Speaker 9 (51:53):
Man?
Speaker 11 (51:54):
Look at your dog. I ain't treat dog. Look at
wipe your eyes and tell what you this tree right
I'm turning my you just meet me on Clayton Street.
Speaker 2 (52:03):
All right, let me tell you something. This tree used
to be first base for kickball. Do you hit me that?
Speaker 10 (52:09):
Boss?
Speaker 2 (52:10):
Dude?
Speaker 11 (52:10):
I done told you one ain't tree?
Speaker 10 (52:12):
All right?
Speaker 11 (52:13):
Hell around this dude your name Lord.
Speaker 19 (52:17):
But you ain't hel Hell is cool Jay, and he
wouldn't not He wouldn't not help come down here and
told up my mama tree here is not that kind
of person.
Speaker 2 (52:27):
But you you lord?
Speaker 6 (52:29):
Hey?
Speaker 11 (52:29):
You crying for? Man? What crying for?
Speaker 2 (52:32):
Could you done messed up my mama tree?
Speaker 11 (52:35):
You sound like a hero. I'm crying because my mama
tree broke.
Speaker 2 (52:39):
Let me tell you something. Go round and bring your down.
Speaker 11 (52:42):
I mean that in ten minutes to meet your.
Speaker 2 (52:46):
Where's than me? My uncles is here, my cousin is here.
Speaker 11 (52:51):
All up the braider brunch family. What a bringer?
Speaker 2 (52:56):
I tell you what?
Speaker 11 (52:57):
Right now, it's gonna be hot water in this.
Speaker 2 (53:00):
Don't make me no difference. They call you l l my,
knock you out, and that's what you finnah.
Speaker 11 (53:06):
Get al m, that's come on with it because I'm
here all right, no running.
Speaker 9 (53:14):
Cool, don't make me listen right up, I'm finna tell
you one more thing about this tree and you listening
to me?
Speaker 11 (53:21):
I'm listening, bro, is you listening? I have told you what.
I don't give it about that, but if you want
to talk about it, go ahead.
Speaker 2 (53:29):
Let me tell you something.
Speaker 9 (53:30):
This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 2 (53:32):
You just got pranked by your boy JJ.
Speaker 11 (53:35):
And look, man, what did you just say?
Speaker 9 (53:40):
This is nephew tell me from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
You just got pranked by your boy.
Speaker 11 (53:49):
You got to be kidding me.
Speaker 9 (53:50):
Man, ain't no, ain't no tree messed up and you
ain't been.
Speaker 2 (53:58):
On Clayton Street though, Joe oh man, you alright, don't.
Speaker 19 (54:07):
I'm right a man.
Speaker 2 (54:10):
What is the baddest radio show in the land.
Speaker 11 (54:13):
Steve Harby Morning Show made.
Speaker 1 (54:19):
About to get it? You were about to get it.
Speaker 2 (54:21):
Now come on right here, man, what's you crying for?
Speaker 3 (54:31):
The tree?
Speaker 2 (54:33):
My uncles here, my cousin, the Brady bunch.
Speaker 1 (54:36):
Huh, I'm by myself.
Speaker 2 (54:45):
Playing another one.
Speaker 11 (54:46):
I don't give up.
Speaker 2 (54:49):
I'm telling you can do that. Tree. I told you
I ain't been down Clayton Street today. Wow, Jacksonville.
Speaker 9 (54:58):
Here we come at the Florida Theater this coming Saturday night,
this Easter weekend. I'm gonna, man, I'm gonna try to
bring y'all some eggs down and now I'm gonna happen.
Speaker 2 (55:06):
And get the egg everybody egg when they come in
the door.
Speaker 9 (55:09):
You want to if I can tell, I'm gonna try
to get everybody Easter egg at the Florida Theater. But anyway,
y'all come hang out to Nephew. That's this Saturday night, Jacksonville, Flada.
Dude Ball, Nephew Tommy and friends. It is an evening
with Nephew Tommy on Saturday night and Jacksonville, Florida. Oh dear,
you caught to get a ticket. Tommy's giving out Easter
(55:30):
eggs at the door, ain't it?
Speaker 1 (55:34):
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right here, right now. Never know, it could be yours.
Speaker 9 (56:34):
It could be Buckle up and hold on tight. We
got it for you. Here it is Strawberry Letter.
Speaker 1 (56:39):
Thank you nephew. Subject he needs some friends. Dear Stephen Shirley.
My husband and I are in our late forties and
we've been married for twenty years. We have one son
that was active in sports and he worked with my
husband helping to build his trucking business. Our son is
nineteen years old. And he recently left the nest and
moved out two hours. Moved about two hours from us
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to be closer to school. He decided to change his
major and transferred to a better school for his degree program,
and I was ecstatic. My husband tried to make him
stay closer home, and I had to talk some sense
into him so our son could pursue his dreams. As
soon as my son moved into his new place in
his new city, my husband went into a depressed mood,
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and I did my best to keep him company and
entertain him as much as I could. I realized that
my husband does not have real friends. He has guys
that work with him and my son. He stopped talking
to his buddies while he was getting his business going,
so they eventually stopped coming around. All he did was
go to our son's games, go out to eat with
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our son, work with our son, and watch movies with
our son. It's hard for my husband to sit home
and relax without trying to FaceTime our son. My son
sent me a text telling me that he was moving
in with his girl and he's hoping his dad will
reconnect with his friends so he won't call him so much.
I didn't tell my husband about the text because I
(58:08):
didn't want to crush him. Yesterday, he said that we
should go visit my son for Easter, and I made
up a lot of excuses why we shouldn't. The only
thing that keeps him occupied is sex, but I'm not
going to keep doing that all the time. So he
needs his friends. Should I plan a playdate for him?
How do I get him out of this house more?
(58:30):
You're certainly right about one thing, and that's the subject
of your letter. The subject is he needs some friends,
and your husband really really does need some friends. I mean,
I'm happy that your husband and son are really, really close,
but this is way too much. I mean, your son
moved away to to you know, live his life and
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follow his dreams, and you've been an excellent wife who's
tried to fill in the blanks of the void in
your husband's you know, feeling. But no matter what you do,
that isn't enough. And you, guys, you and your son
obviously can't go on like this because your son has
a real girlfriend now and he won't be coming back
or having you guys over anytime soon. I mean, notice
(59:13):
your son didn't invite your guys over for Easter your
husband that you're going, I say, instead of planning a date,
because you asked about planning a playdate for your husband,
Plan a party, plan a dinner. Invite some of his
old friends that he used to work with and some
of you know, some of his old buddies, I mean,
he has some from the past. Maybe invite them over,
(59:36):
see if they'll come. You got to find out what
they're doing. And bite some other couples over, try to connect,
try to you know, get some parties, going a dinner,
going something, you know, so it can distract him from
from being so needy where your son is. I've really
never heard of this before, a father being so attached
(59:58):
to a son that he won't let go like this.
I mean all kids leave the nest eventually. But if
you have a dinner party or a house party or something,
you know, maybe that way you can slowly get your
husband to start hanging out with his guy friends or
some people his age at least. And that's all I have.
Speaker 5 (01:00:17):
Steve, Well, he needs some friends. See this letter right here.
I don't have to like write a lot of notes
on this. I know all of this right here. You know,
y'all in your late forty's been married twenty years. You
only got one son active in sports, and he worked
with your husband. See, I'm setting this up because I
want you to understand what's happening. Helping to build his
(01:00:39):
trucking business. Okay, our son is nineteen years old, and
he recently left the nest and moved about two hours
from us to be closer to school. He decided to
change his major and transfer to a better school for
his degree program. And I was a static. Well, let
me help you understand. So your son escaped. See, your
(01:01:04):
son escaped, that's really what happens. Is boy nineteen decided
he wasn't be no truck driver. I don't want to
drive no trucks. I don't want to pick up no load.
I don't want to be sitting there at the dispatch
desk monitor loads and all this here. This ain't what
I want, Daddy. So now I'm going two hours away.
I'm gonna move closer, and i'm gonna change major. I'm
(01:01:26):
gonna go to a whole nother school. I'm trying to escape.
My husband tried to make him stay closer to home,
and I had to talk some sensing to him.
Speaker 2 (01:01:34):
So our son could pursue his dreams.
Speaker 5 (01:01:36):
Okay, I understand that too, but you gotta let this
boy go.
Speaker 2 (01:01:41):
He don't want to.
Speaker 5 (01:01:42):
Be in the truck and business want to drive.
Speaker 2 (01:01:47):
No truck send up here hauling stuff. So over it.
This is your dream, daddy.
Speaker 5 (01:01:55):
As soon as my son moved into his new place
in the new city, my husband went into it, moved,
and I did my best to keep him company and
entertainment as much as I could. I realized that my
husband does not have any real friends. Well, your husband's
whose life was tied to his son, sporting events, active
and all like that. He gave him purpose. It's like
when you leave a mama. But the problem we have,
(01:02:17):
and sureley you never heard of it is you've all
heard of mama's boy, But this is a daddy's boy.
Speaker 2 (01:02:23):
But it's the reverse of mama's boy.
Speaker 5 (01:02:25):
Mama boys is a boy that's attached today mama and
attached by the apron strings and a biblical cord and
can't get him loose, and he can't have a relationship
with a woman because his relationship with him Mamma tude clothes. Well,
a daddy's boy is the direct opposite it's the father
tied to his son and he can't function without the son.
The son that decided I'm not driving no truck.
Speaker 1 (01:02:49):
Hold on, Steve, hold on, I'm moving out. Part two.
We'll have part two of your response coming up at
twenty three minutes after the hour. The subject of today's
strawberry letter he needs some friends. We'll get back into
it right after this. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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come on, Steve. Let's recap today strawberry letter. The subject
is he needs some friends.
Speaker 2 (01:03:46):
Well, let's look at this.
Speaker 5 (01:03:47):
This is this woman and husband been married for twenty years,
only got one boy at Demand's whole life was wrapped
around his son sport and events, everything, and his dreaming
vision was have his son involved in the tree trucking business.
Speaker 2 (01:04:01):
They were building the business together.
Speaker 5 (01:04:03):
As soon as this boy got nineteen and was eight
able to make a decision, vote and go to war,
he decided that he gonna move about two hours away
from y'all because he tied in his heir. Because they
don't want to be any trucking business. Your boy don't
want to drive trucks. He got a new dream and
a new vision, got another degree programmed.
Speaker 2 (01:04:22):
The mother was ecstatic.
Speaker 5 (01:04:23):
Your husband tried to make him stay and talk some
sensing to him so his son could pursue his dream. Well,
when the son moved into his new place in the
new city, your husband went into a depression. And I
kept trying to keep him company and entertaining best you could.
And then you realize that your husband don't have real friends.
What should have realized? That your husband is a daddy's boy,
(01:04:44):
see a daddy's boy. See you got a mama's boy,
But you got daddy's boy too. That's when the father
is attached to the son. He had his whole life
wrapped around the boy. He was living vicariously through the son.
Speaker 1 (01:04:55):
That's really a thing.
Speaker 2 (01:04:56):
Stee, No, I just made that up just now.
Speaker 1 (01:04:59):
Oh okay, okay, like is that really a thing?
Speaker 2 (01:05:04):
I mean, you know, well, it's it's very very rare.
It's very rare.
Speaker 5 (01:05:08):
But it is the direct opposite of a mama's boy.
But the daddy's boy. There are men who are attaching
live vicariously through their sons, go to all sporting events
and all like this in their whole life. And then
a lot of sons move out and get on their
own and their dad become depressed. That's really really I
don't know if it's called the daddy's boy, but that's
what we're calling it for this letter. But I know
some guys know a couple of friends of mine that
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lived their life like that, sons really involved in athletics,
went on to college and everything and everything, and he
didn't he didn't go pro and that not that out
because that's all he was had his whole that was
his retirement playing.
Speaker 2 (01:05:43):
So anyway, and so now.
Speaker 5 (01:05:48):
While he was building the business with his son, he
was he was getting his business going there, all his
friends stopped coming around because he was busy. All he
did was go to your son's games. Go to eat
with your son, work out with your son. Why movies
with our.
Speaker 2 (01:06:00):
Son is hard?
Speaker 5 (01:06:01):
And my husband sit home and relaxed without trying to
FaceTime our son who lives away.
Speaker 2 (01:06:07):
Now here's the dangerous part. Watch this.
Speaker 5 (01:06:09):
My son sent me a text telling me that he
was moving in with his girlfriend and he's hoping his
dad will reconnect with his friends so he won't call
him so much. Okay, let me take what's happening here,
that boy and movie in with this girl, and boy
to moving in with this girl. That daddy always facetiming.
Daddy gonna FaceTime as some inappropriate moments because it's born
(01:06:30):
at nineteen day in that house like rabbits, most of
the time they're gonna be doing something and your daddy
gonna be facetiming.
Speaker 2 (01:06:39):
Then the boy can't pick the phone daddy. Huh, Now
hold on that.
Speaker 5 (01:06:49):
See So now he'd have told his mama, you gotta
talk to daddy getting reconnected so he ain't got to
call me the month. Now, you didn't want to tell
your husband about to tech because you didn't want.
Speaker 1 (01:07:00):
To crush you crush him?
Speaker 2 (01:07:02):
Yeah, but we but we hear girls.
Speaker 5 (01:07:04):
Man, he's gonna go Hey, look, you're calling him too much.
He want to live his life. He the moved his
girl in. Now he in love with this girl.
Speaker 2 (01:07:14):
Now.
Speaker 5 (01:07:14):
Yesterday he said he wanna go visit his son for Easter.
What son ain't got no babies. You ain't gonna see
your grandkids. Your son nineteen, He ain't even gonna come
home for Easter.
Speaker 2 (01:07:27):
Him and that girl. Let me tell you what they
finish do on Easter.
Speaker 5 (01:07:31):
She finnha dress up like a bunnet rabbit, and he's
going to hide eggs all over the.
Speaker 2 (01:07:37):
House and they gonna have an Easter egg hunted. Every
time she pick up.
Speaker 5 (01:07:41):
An egg, he gonna reward her with this special made
bunnet suit. See that what they finish do on Easter.
They ain't even gonna eat on Easter they had.
Speaker 2 (01:07:52):
They just gonna have a.
Speaker 5 (01:07:53):
Basket with candy in it. They're gonna be feeding each other. Boy,
he finish had the best Easter he ever had without
showing daddy Daddy's boy. Yeah, and then she gonna talk
about so you made up a lot of excuses why
we shouldn't go, And the only thing that keeps him
occupied is sick. But I'm not gonna keep doing that
all the time. So he needs his friends. Should I
(01:08:16):
plan a playdate for him? How do I get him
out of the house more? You have to plan a
play date. Yeah, you got to contact his friends and go, hey, look, Herbert,
he ain't been paying y'all, no attention counts he but
he really misses y'all and want to get out the house.
Now we need a barbecue, We need a card night poker,
(01:08:37):
We need a boy's night out. When do y'all go
to the strip club? But you got to get Herbert
out of this house and get his mind occupied.
Speaker 1 (01:08:48):
That's right, he needs some friends.
Speaker 5 (01:08:51):
You got to call his friends and get in touch
with him. Tell them that he's depressed and he need
to get out the house and let him go ahead,
and you gotta go bowlding.
Speaker 2 (01:09:01):
So go bowlding night man.
Speaker 5 (01:09:03):
Go get you in a go go to the gym
and work out with your friend.
Speaker 1 (01:09:07):
Go what go to a game? A basketball game?
Speaker 5 (01:09:10):
No, then he gonna start crying, sheery, because he used
to go with all his games with his son.
Speaker 2 (01:09:14):
You do this, Shelly, Sureley. Stop. They don't live in
the NBA city. This ain't from no NBA city town.
Speaker 5 (01:09:26):
It did not say that they live in willow winne Virginia,
somewhere like that. This is nobody. Everybody writing in from Atlanta,
New York and nothing like this. This ain't no New
York problem. This is a small town problem where man
got his life wrapped.
Speaker 2 (01:09:41):
Around his son. This is a small town problem, all right.
Speaker 1 (01:09:46):
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Speaker 2 (01:09:55):
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Speaker 3 (01:09:56):
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Speaker 2 (01:09:57):
You already know what it is. Mas.
Speaker 15 (01:09:58):
You match, go bean and you are now listening to
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Speaker 6 (01:10:02):
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All right, so this Sunday is Easter Resurrection Day, you'll
get the day Christians celebrate all around the world. So guys,
let's talk about our favorite childhood Easter memories. I'm sure
you have some. Easter was an important day still is
(01:10:53):
growing up. I mean, you know, Eastern New Easter clothes,
all of that.
Speaker 9 (01:10:58):
Yeah, mon, our favorite one was also my worst one.
At the same time, what do you mean, mad, Me
and my cousin decided we was gonna do you know,
you know, you bought eggs and you paint them and
do all.
Speaker 1 (01:11:13):
That, you know.
Speaker 2 (01:11:14):
Yeah, so we decided we did these eggs, but we
didn't ball them.
Speaker 9 (01:11:20):
Man on purpose, put them out there for people to find.
And man, when they start breaking the egg, that yoke
was all over that place.
Speaker 2 (01:11:28):
Boy, my mama found out. It was me and my
cousin that did. What I mean, we had that yoke.
Speaker 9 (01:11:34):
That yoke was all over the people's suits, man, all
over the people. Well, me and my cousin laughing our
butt off. Man, My mama whooped out right there in
that church yard. Man, Oh my god, I mean I
mean about nine beat our butt to death.
Speaker 2 (01:11:51):
Man, I mean your man passed. They had yoke all
on this road. We were bad.
Speaker 9 (01:11:57):
It was bad, but we had we had done about
three dozen in them. We had a bunch of row
e just painted oh man, we that's that's that's that's
my first prank right there.
Speaker 2 (01:12:08):
Right yeah, that's when it all started.
Speaker 1 (01:12:10):
That's right there, Junior.
Speaker 8 (01:12:16):
I don't like right now, just like the Thursday before Easter,
I'm getting because I ain't got that speech together yet.
Speaker 1 (01:12:23):
I say speech with the bell in the hands.
Speaker 20 (01:12:27):
He ro save space, she was mike, because I can't
get the second line out. This the Thursday before we
got to perform on Sunday. I ain't got nothing together.
I'm on a lot of pressure right now, can't get
it together. Right now, all that bill was coming across
my back five he roll, I need to ride right now, house.
Speaker 2 (01:12:58):
I can't.
Speaker 1 (01:12:58):
I can't do it.
Speaker 5 (01:13:00):
I see his Roebuck had a suit called the ten Way.
It had reversible pants, reversible vest, and reversible jacket and
they said you could make ten combinations out of there.
Speaker 2 (01:13:20):
I had thirty five.
Speaker 5 (01:13:24):
White folks. They didn't know what I was finn to do.
I was turning inside out.
Speaker 2 (01:13:29):
I was so cold. I would go to church.
Speaker 5 (01:13:32):
Let the little girl see me go to the bathroom
and come out with a whole of outfit on it.
Speaker 2 (01:13:41):
I'm changing that church, and I can change anywhere.
Speaker 5 (01:13:44):
I could go in the road closet and change the
bathroom and change I go.
Speaker 2 (01:13:49):
I go in the janitor clause of the chain. I
come up.
Speaker 1 (01:13:53):
You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, guys,
it is time now for comedy roulette. J please quickly explain.
Speaker 15 (01:14:07):
It's putting three subjects on a wheel, spinning wheel, where
the wheel stops. We can make it funny because we're comedians.
Speaker 1 (01:14:18):
This is true, all right. Today's categories are lies people
you know, people are gonna be telling lies and lies.
People tell about why they can't pay you back your money. Lies,
You tell about something you know you saw, and then oh,
this is interesting. A nice way to tell a Christian off.
(01:14:42):
A nice way to tell Christian off. All right, yeah,
all right, let's spend the wheel. A nice way to
tell a Christian off. Let's go, fellas, all run here
(01:15:04):
we go.
Speaker 2 (01:15:06):
I always found that.
Speaker 15 (01:15:08):
I always found that went in an argument with the Christian,
go biblical on their behind. Yeah, straight biblical and hit
them with this judge ye not lest you be judged.
Speaker 2 (01:15:18):
And then just walk away and then you.
Speaker 8 (01:15:21):
I like, yeah, Jay, I'm kind of in that same vein,
but I like to apply to stories directly to them
when I'm arguing with Christians, Like, I know, he died
for your sins, but you about to go tell it
thank you?
Speaker 13 (01:15:34):
What.
Speaker 8 (01:15:36):
I know, he died for your sins, but you're about
to go tell him thank you.
Speaker 2 (01:15:42):
About this right here? You know, I don't believe Jesus
would it? Did that?
Speaker 1 (01:15:50):
A nice way to tell a Christian off.
Speaker 15 (01:15:52):
Yes, yeah, and we go comedy roulette. Nice way to
tell a Christian off. You know, I don't think Jesus
ever had a fight, but I have. Okay, Jesus never
had a fight, but I have. Okay, Yeah, this is
what I do.
Speaker 8 (01:16:10):
You know, the ones that think they better than everybody else.
It's like I never saw you walk on water.
Speaker 2 (01:16:22):
I didn't see it.
Speaker 1 (01:16:23):
So nice way to tell a Christian off. Come on, Steve.
Speaker 2 (01:16:28):
You know, I know Daniel got off the lines then,
but this.
Speaker 1 (01:16:32):
Is my house, like that just went there.
Speaker 15 (01:16:42):
A nice way to tell a Christian off, Jay, A
nice way to tell a Christian of you know, Easter
is coming up.
Speaker 1 (01:16:49):
I hope you get to wear that soup.
Speaker 2 (01:16:51):
You gotta lad away, Okay, keep.
Speaker 1 (01:16:52):
On, keep one.
Speaker 8 (01:16:57):
Yeah, you can always apply stories in the Bible to Christians.
I always like the ones that hurt, like you know,
they be talking mess you say, uh, you know, have
you ever heard the story of Stoning and Stephen? Because
what I'm about to do going there a nice way.
Speaker 2 (01:17:21):
Junior off into the deep form of Christian.
Speaker 1 (01:17:26):
Yeah, you've got to know that. You know that, you
know that it's.
Speaker 2 (01:17:30):
A nice way to tell them. Now you know you
aren't just supposed to read the scriptures.
Speaker 1 (01:17:39):
There's a lot of judgment on.
Speaker 3 (01:17:44):
Mm hm.
Speaker 15 (01:17:45):
The nice way to tell a Christian of you know,
hell's in the Bible, won't you go there.
Speaker 8 (01:17:56):
I'm not saying your daughter, I'm not saying that, but
she got a Jazbel spirit.
Speaker 3 (01:18:07):
Earlier.
Speaker 5 (01:18:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:18:08):
Yeah, well, I mean at least you guys are cussing. Okay,
nice A nice ways about.
Speaker 2 (01:18:16):
A nice way to tell a Christian all.
Speaker 5 (01:18:19):
Well, you know, Kirk Franklin said it best.
Speaker 1 (01:18:28):
I ain't a good one, hey, you know, and that
Ladies and Gentlemen is comedy roulette. We'll have more of
today's trending stories on the Steve Harvey Morning Show twenty
minutes after right after this, you're listening to the Steve
Harvey Morning Show. All right, so Steve as your voice.
(01:18:49):
Lawyer in Arizona has sparked a debate on social media
after revealing the five occupations she says have the highest
percentage of cheaters. These are the most common jobs those
who cheat on their spouse. Based on her experience, she says,
Number five pilots and flight attendants. Oh that's number five, okay.
(01:19:12):
Number four men in the military, men in the military,
age and women.
Speaker 2 (01:19:17):
In Holland ain't never been in the.
Speaker 1 (01:19:19):
Military, okay. Number three bartenders don't even drink. Number two
police officers, police, Yeah what Number one? Who do you
(01:19:39):
think is number one? Just stick a wild guest.
Speaker 2 (01:19:42):
Doc ranchers, politicians.
Speaker 1 (01:19:45):
Firefighters, firefighters, they put fires out everywhere.
Speaker 5 (01:19:51):
They no, they down there, they down they down there
to blee at that.
Speaker 2 (01:19:57):
Station two three days.
Speaker 1 (01:20:00):
Yeah, yeah, I know.
Speaker 2 (01:20:01):
They covered for each other.
Speaker 1 (01:20:03):
Oh so they say they have to go to work
on their own okay, all.
Speaker 2 (01:20:08):
Right, and then go put the fires out.
Speaker 9 (01:20:10):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (01:20:11):
So yeah, No doctors, no politicians, none of that, no
one in media. They didn't mention that all right, but
the first responders just did I know, police, all the
stress coming up in thirty three minutes after the hour,
we'll play around it. Would you rather right after this
you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 5 (01:20:36):
You can't let the urge to sing your favorite songs
while you're driving distract you from that truck drifting toward
your lane or that lane.
Speaker 2 (01:20:44):
Splitting biker creeping up.
Speaker 5 (01:20:45):
Besides, fortunately, every Honday offers advanced safety features that can
alert you to potential dangers around.
Speaker 9 (01:20:52):
And Hondai has over one hundred and thirty IIHS Top
Safety awards since two thousand and six. IIHS Top Safety
awards include Safety Pick and Top Safety Pick plus awards
to Hondai vehicles from two thousand and six to twenty
twenty five.
Speaker 1 (01:21:07):
Time out guys for would you rather? Would you rather
soak in a tub of hot dog water? Or would
you rather sit in a jacuzzi with fifteen people?
Speaker 5 (01:21:18):
Well, when I'm when I'm in the tub, I'm making
hot dog water, So that's not so that's not straight
at here.
Speaker 1 (01:21:28):
If you were offended by that, nephew, yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:21:31):
I rather let me go get in the hot. Well
that's because you don't. You didn't.
Speaker 5 (01:21:34):
You didn't get the joke, So just do that. Don't
kill it joke, Just say you didn't get the joke.
If I'm sitting in the bath turb, got it, I'm
making hot dog water.
Speaker 2 (01:21:47):
But you know, mister, mister kill it joke, I don't.
Speaker 10 (01:21:52):
Know.
Speaker 5 (01:21:53):
He's so busy, he's so busy being a germophobic. Now
you don't get a joke. Up, been there with them
fifteen people, you don't know? All right, we'll move I've
never I've never climbed into a hot tub at a
resort while people was in it. Now I've been at
a resort and nobody was in it, and then some
people came and got in it.
Speaker 2 (01:22:12):
I got up and get out.
Speaker 1 (01:22:14):
That's right, that's right, all right.
Speaker 2 (01:22:16):
I'm just not going to be in no tub or
water and look over and it's another dude in that.
Speaker 1 (01:22:20):
We're not to do this here, all right, Moving on,
Moving on, guys, would you rather have an X over
for Easter dinner?
Speaker 2 (01:22:30):
B B?
Speaker 1 (01:22:31):
Or would you rather fast from eating all day? That means, yeah,
you've gone fast rather than have your for dinner.
Speaker 2 (01:22:42):
I've had the day foe at two days the faster.
I want him up. Yeah, I'll be.
Speaker 1 (01:22:50):
Your ex over for a couple hours.
Speaker 2 (01:22:53):
Don't give up, I will you rushed to the hospital.
Speaker 5 (01:22:58):
Have you ever stayed with somebody you couldn't stand for
a period of time?
Speaker 2 (01:23:04):
Do you know what an hour feel like?
Speaker 3 (01:23:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:23:08):
Two hours? Easter dinner.
Speaker 5 (01:23:10):
That'll be the most unholy meal I've ever eaten on sh.
Speaker 1 (01:23:15):
All right, keeping on that eating subject. Would you rather
eat twenty four Easter eggs in a day or an
entire green bean castle role.
Speaker 5 (01:23:25):
And Tian castle roll? Yeah, you better give me that
green bean castle. Your eggs gonna pat you partner?
Speaker 2 (01:23:33):
Four eggs, boy, the man's gonna be with you for
a month.
Speaker 1 (01:23:40):
Would you rather wear a tight muscle shirt on stage?
Be tight muscle shirt on stage, or perform barefoot b B?
Speaker 5 (01:23:50):
Yeah my feet ain't bad, but my body with a
tight muscle shirt on, damn it's comp That's the show
right there.
Speaker 2 (01:23:57):
Yeah, we walk material, would be about me?
Speaker 1 (01:24:04):
That's today's round of would you rather? Thanks? Guys, We'll
be back with the last break of the day and
we'll have some closing remarks from the one and only
Steve Harvey right after this. Hey, y'all. This is Monica,
This is Spike Lee. Hey, this is Mary J. Blid Yo.
Speaker 2 (01:24:19):
This is Steven A. Smith.
Speaker 1 (01:24:20):
Hey, this is Shaka Kahan.
Speaker 2 (01:24:21):
You have no idea what it is.
Speaker 9 (01:24:23):
This is Carlos Miller and this may or may not
be the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 6 (01:24:27):
You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 5 (01:24:34):
You can't let the urge to sing your favorite songs
while you're driving distract you from that trunk drifting toward
your raine or that lane splitting biker creeping up. Besides, fortunately,
every Hunday offers advanced safety features that can alert you
to potential dangers around.
Speaker 9 (01:24:49):
And Hyundai has over one hundred and thirty IIHS Top
Safety awards since two thousand and six. IIHS Top Safety
awards include Top Safety Pick and Top Safety Pick, plus
awards to Hondai be HIPOs from two thousand and six
to twenty twenty five.
Speaker 1 (01:25:05):
All right, guys, here we are last break of the
day on this Friday, and Steve's what do you have
for us closing remarks wise today?
Speaker 5 (01:25:13):
Yeah, here's something that I think is very helpful to people,
and it will help you open yourself up to really
what God truly can have for you. And the reason
I'm saying that is because oftentimes we limit what God
can do in our lives simply by the way we
(01:25:35):
we think and simply by our expectations. God has no
He's limitless. You can't put him in a box. You
can't put what God can do for you in the
parameters of your thinking. What you've got to do is
you've got to open up your mind so you can
(01:25:56):
be open to all of His goodness and what He
can do for you. And I'm saying that to say
this because a lot of times people ask God and
only think about stuff that they can see themselves attaining.
Basically with your check. There's a scripture that says you
(01:26:17):
have not cause you ask not. Well, then most people go, Lord,
help me make my rent. And then I have to
ask you, well, don't he always? Why would you not
ask God for a mortgage? Well, become a homeowner. Then
here comes the thinking of man when you start putting
in stuff like, well, I don't make enough money, my
(01:26:39):
credit score, I haven't been on my job long enough.
I can't afford that. Therefore, why would I sit up
and ask for that? See, you're knocking yourself out of
so many blessings that God can have for you by
your limited thinking. Because God has no limits, so you
(01:27:02):
have to open up your mind, so you have to
start thinking of things that is in your imagination.
Speaker 2 (01:27:09):
Why would you not ask God for a big house?
Speaker 5 (01:27:13):
You don't think that God got enough sense based on
this scripture.
Speaker 2 (01:27:17):
You have not called. You asked.
Speaker 5 (01:27:19):
Now most people don't ask because they don't see no
way they can get it. You don't think that if
you ask God for a big house. You don't think
he got enough sense to make a way for you
to get the house. You don't think that he knows
that you need more money and that he know how
to make a way for you to make more money.
You don't think he got that part figured out. You
think he needs your help figuring that out. You don't
(01:27:40):
think that he know that if you got X amount
of dollars, your credit scord really don't matter. You don't
think he know that He know all of that. But
you've limited to see what He can do and how
he can move in your life because you won't think
big enough. That is a book that changed my life.
The name of the book is called the Magic of Thinking. Big,
(01:28:01):
and it's by David Schwartz. It's the magic of Thinking Big.
And I didn't understand this until I was selling Amway.
Amway was one of the greatest periods of my life
because it introduced me to positive books. It introduced me
to self motivation and self help books. And those are
(01:28:22):
really the only books I read outside of the Bible.
I don't read anything. I don't read novels, love stories.
I ain't got no time for that. But the Power
of positive thinking about Norman Vincent Peel, Think and Grow
Rich by Napoleon Hill. The Magic of Thinking Big by
David Schwartz. I have time to read that because the
Magic of Thinking Big taught me something.
Speaker 2 (01:28:42):
It taught me that it does.
Speaker 5 (01:28:44):
Not require any more brain power to think big than
it does to think small. It doesn't require anymore. You
ain't got the grunt look. You can say Volkswagon, or
you can say Rose Royce. Doesn't your brain don't have
to shift and burn most sales and you got to
(01:29:07):
throw yourself into something to say Rose Royce versus Volkswagon.
It doesn't hurt more to say rent or mortgage. It
doesn't hurt no more to say new car than use car.
It doesn't hurt more to say hand me down than
it costs such than it costs you to say brand new.
(01:29:30):
If you buy this book, The Magic of Thinking Big
by David Schwartz, It's an amazing way. It changed my
thinking in my twenties, and so I started thinking big.
Once I started thinking big, I started opening up to
the possibilities of God.
Speaker 2 (01:29:44):
Because God is big? Am I not right? God is big?
Speaker 5 (01:29:47):
So why would you get in the way of his
bigness with your small mindedness. See, you're getting in the
way of your blessings by the way you think. You
keep thinking in terms of your paycheck. Get God ain't
in you your paycheck. Get out of your paycheck, man,
Get out of your current situations. Where you are is
just temporary. God has another place for you. God got
(01:30:10):
a great life for you, but you got to invite
him in and let him show it to you. Quit
wasting his time with this little bit of man. Get
out of your own way. You are in your way
with your limited thinking. People ask me all the time, man,
why you always at the meetings while you run?
Speaker 2 (01:30:30):
Why don't you just sit down and take your day off?
Speaker 5 (01:30:32):
Because I can't get where I'm going sitting down taking
my days off. I'm about the business of becoming successful
and happy.
Speaker 9 (01:30:40):
Now.
Speaker 2 (01:30:40):
Am I successful? Yeah? Am I happy? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (01:30:42):
Happier than I ever been? But and I have everything
I need? Can I tell y'all that I don't need
nothing else? But I'm in the wont.
Speaker 2 (01:30:52):
Side of life. I just won't.
Speaker 5 (01:30:55):
I'm not greedy. I'm not asking you to give me nothing.
I'm willing to work for other things.
Speaker 2 (01:31:00):
I want.
Speaker 5 (01:31:01):
I want to see how the other class of people live.
I want to see what that's like. I want to
see what it's like when my grandchildren's children will remember
my name because I left them something, because I created
a legacy that I put money away from my grandchildren
and my children's children. That's what I'm working on. You
(01:31:21):
can do that. God is capable. Get out your way.
This is the book again, y'all, The Magic of Thinking
Big by David Schwartz. Go buy it, Go by it,
just go by, change the way you think. Just check
it out. It's a really, really great book. That was
my clothes remarks. Y'all have a great Jim.
Speaker 2 (01:31:37):
I want to get audio because I don't feed that,
so I can you see y'all. Have a great weekend. Y'all.
Speaker 1 (01:31:56):
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