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New year, new we. We sit down and talk about how much the nerdy Beauty and the nameless Beast should step aside for the true hero of the movie, Gaston!

We sit down and talk about not how the Grinch stole Christmas, but why the Grinch stole Christmas.

We sit down and talk about how an awful father must please his awful family on Christmas by buying an awful toy.

We sit down and talk about how much of a great man George Bailey is why he shouldn't end his life nor wish it never happened.

We sit down and talk about Ed and Dexter's misadventures with burgers, stolen cars, and fake bulletproof glass.

We sit down and talk about Spongebob and Patrick try to get the crown, save the town, and Mr. Krabs.

We sit down and talk about Jack be an awful writer while his wife Wendy does all the hotel work for him and gets yelled at for it.

We sit down and talk about Victor and his Corpse Bride's obsession with butt stuff.

We change it up a bit and do a plot recap and review of IT Chapter 1.

Let's have fun and watch Peter Parker be a really awful boyfriend.

Let's have fun and watch Peter Parker struggle his with spider erectile dysfunction.

Let's have fun and watch Max Keeble get revenge on his middle school bullies and then get stuck with all consequences.

Let's have fun and watch Scooby-Doo save the human race from Mr. Bean by stopping the Darkopolypse.

Let's have fun and watch Peter Parker go through spider puberty and question if Mary Jane is even a good neighbor.

Let's have fun and watch Catwoman take on the beauty industry with her zombie cat powers.

Let's have fun and watch Michael Jordan and the Looney Tunes fight for their lives in a game of basketball against the starting lineup of the 1996 Moron Mountain Monstars.

Let's have fun and watch Batman get denied a chance of having a happy life, meanwhile someone in a Ghost of Christmas Past costume is going around killing criminals.

Let's have fun and watch an action thriller comedy about an elite guinea pig death squad trained to serve the US government that is in no way a ripoff of Alvin and the Chipmunks and Transformers.