Speaking of Things

Shout Out Thingy’s! (I think that’s what the kids say.) In this podisode, the guys get all persnickety and spiral through some of life’s most important questions about elevators, home haircuts, ant syrup, Cheetos, and face tattoos. Can one person drink a whole bottle of Log Cabin? Buckle up… and tuck your shirt in. Or don’t.

Tim forgets words, Dave discovers a park in his own yard, and somehow Gatorade stains become a major plot point. They dive into weird video trends, yell about self-checkout machines, and try to solve paradoxes with zero qualifications. Also: theft, hydration, and an impression game that goes completely off the rails. Classic SoT chaos. You’ve been warned.

Dave resurrects the legendary “Secret Sound” game that used to be played on morning shows “back in the day”—and it goes exactly as well as you'd expect: a full-scale meltdown. Tim derails the show with what he claims are “career opportunities”. And yes… bananas are discussed. Extensively. Too extensively, honestly.

Tim and Dave kick things off in glorious chaos, talk social media nonsense, dive into bizarre dating apps, and relive the greatest hits of dangerously dumb internet trends—from licking doorknobs to stealing urinals. They wax poetic about honey, roast reaction videos, and argue over podcast gear like two dads at a RadioShack clearance bin. Plus, a listener challenge you’ll regret winning.

Baller Alert!!! Tim and Dave brag about what they own. Tim has 30+ shovels, Dave owns 10+ forks! They also get into gym class antics and classic Baltimore television. Listen in on what is sure to be a some recorded words!

Tim and Dave, go down some rabbit holes on this podcast, discussing heights, distance, the wooly mammoth (again), and unique substances. Get your listening ears ready, for this whole new podisode!

In this lively conversation, Tim and Dave delve into bizarre experiences inside of flying airplanes. Including the absurdity of a fellow passenger's excessive snacks and personal hygiene habits on a flight. Speaking of air, we don't want to leave out water! What's behind the science of water and tides? And did we just land on a new catchphrase for the show?

Big Soap ain’t no joke, folks! Lather up and brace yourself as the guys make their slippery 3D debut — dropping soap knowledge all over your delicate nooks, crannies, and emotionally neglected private parts.

Random nonsense to fill your ear holes.

Join us as we gradually realize the pod studio was built on an old rodent zoo.

Tim and Dave ‘prompt’ the AI overlords for some funny ha ha’s and, well, we may have realized that the AI is waaaay funnier than us.

Learn the art of going about daily life with a brain bruise. Take a virtual trip with Dave in the exit aisle of a plane destined for a historical musical event. Wait, I forgot what I was just doing. Bueonos morning! Mega pickle balls. I should stop typing. 

Tune in to hear their first ever (unexpected) on air phone call in yet another studio (sort of). Also, Dave is saving all his money to buy a humanoid robot to save this podshow.

Hop aboard your space car and let’s go on a ride through the algorithm full of duck lips and #prayers for panda safety. Also, remember not to forget! You’ll understand what that means after viewing this podisode.

Speaking of Things goes international! Not really, but Tim & Dave talk about their travels outside of the pod studio. Feel free to travel while listening.

Tim and Dave struggle to figure out how to record a podshow to bring their viewers ear joy. Dave brings to light some AMAZING (not really) ideas spawned from his brain while spending time in the bathroom. Tim was not there when the ideas were spawned. They discuss the confusing art of tipping, things your dad would say on endless repeat, and other randomness that will leave you asking why this podshow was ever recorded.

Hop aboard your space rocket and watch these two spacemen wax poetic about things they know nothing about. In this podisode, you will witness two pod show hosts make a feeble attempt at dropping space knowledge into your ear holes.

Tim and Dave FINALLY record another podisode for the masses! Tune in to hear what these lame ass podshow hosts have been up to. 

Dave pontificates over smells and makes Tim wonder what in the world is going through his head. He also brings us more pranks you can do at home assuming that you are not currently in the middle of a space car race on the highway.