First Look Gnomes

The Gnomes are back with a fresh first look — and this time, we’re diving into two wildly different, but totally relatable, topics.

First, we tackle the hematoma — that mysterious bump or bruise (often on the shin!) that shows up after a knock. Is it dangerous? How long does it last? When should you worry?

Then, we switch gears to something every parent will understand: toddlers who are obsessed with YouTube videos of Brio trains and...

A short, hilarious comedy podcast throwback from First Look Gnomes.

In this Gnome Vault episode, we revisit:
🪓 Cornish Knockers – strange and cheeky mining folklore from Cornwall
🎱 Live Championship Snooker – the slowest sport with the funniest moments
💨 The Fart That Started It All – comedy history you didn’t know you needed

If you love funny short stories, British humour, and weird history, this quick episode will...

Take a trip back with the Gnomes as we crack open the Gnome Vault to revisit some unforgettable first looks. In this throwback episode, we dive into The Empire Strips Back — the cheeky Star Wars burlesque parody that’s taken fans by surprise. Then we switch gears to explore nasal breathing devices, including the Breathe-Easy, and how they stack up against traditional CPAP machines for sleep apnea and snoring relief.

Whether you&apos...

Kidney stones can be tiny—but the pain is unforgettable. In this special Gnome Vault throwback, we revisit one of our earliest episodes to break down everything you need to know about kidney stones, including:

• Common kidney stone symptoms
• What causes them to form
• How to manage the pain
• When to seek medical help
• Tips for prevention and hydration

Whether you're dealing with your first kidney stone or just want to understand w...

P&O Iona family cruise ! Travel with kids... not your usual UK Travel Podcast

& Isle of Wight Festival at 40

Recent travel adventures, reflecting on the joys and challenges of holidays as 40-something dads while trading dad jokes and first-look experiences. 

• Walliams reviews a "bread and butter modern ale" from Vocation Brewery, giving it a 7 out of something
• Mr Hodgkiss recounts his first festival experience...

In this episode of First Look Gnomes, we explore the stunning transformation of Battersea Power Station in London and break down the biggest announcements from Google I/O 2025 — including AI, Android 15, and Gemini updates.

• Battersea Power Station redevelopment
• Google I/O 2025 announcements
• AI features from Google
• Things to do near Battersea

Google I/O 2025, Battersea Power Station, London architecture, tech news, AI, Android 1...

 A candid chat on keeping kids safe (and sane) in Fortnite, our Center Parcs getaway, plus what we learned test-riding electric bikes 

We're back for series four with a packed episode covering digital parenting challenges, family holiday adventures, and hilarious mishaps with new technology.

• Navigating Fortnite as a parent – understanding parental controls, monitoring online interactions, and setting boundaries
•...

Season 4 Coming 19th June 2025

🎙️ First Look Gnomes – Your Gateway to the Weird & Wonderful!

Join Mr Walliams (Cornwall) and Mr Hodgkiss (Belfast) as they explore strange facts, bizarre mysteries, and unexpected knowledge. Broadcasting from a garden shed in Cornwall and a a hut in Belfast, these two dads bring you quirky trivia, offbeat discussions, and plenty of laughs.

🌏 Popular in Laos! Whether you're into unexplained ph...

🎙️ First Look Gnomes – The Podcast That Digs Deep into the Weird & Wonderful!

Join Mr Walliams (Cornwall) and Mr Hodgkiss (Belfast) in their quirky, offbeat journey through the strange, surprising, and downright hilarious. Broadcasting from the shed at the bottom of the garden and a outside hut in Belfast, these two dads bring you random facts, peculiar knowledge, and a generous helping of dad jokes.

Whether you're into wei...

Season 4 Coming Soon

First Look Gnomes Podcast – A First Look at the Unusual, the Unknown, and the Unexpected!

Join Cornishman Mr Walliams and Wulfrunian Mr Hodgkiss as they dive into the weird, wonderful, and downright bizarre in their twice monthly podcast, First Look Gnomes. Broadcasting from the shed at the bottom of the garden in Cornwall and a garden in Belfast, these two dads bring you random facts, dad jokes, and unexpected k...

Season 3 Grand FINALE

Join us at the bottom of the garden for a first look at;

• Universal Studios London
• Beast Games
• Switch 2
• E-Bikes

and the usual , Fishpond of Feedback, Gno-it-all Gnome and.... the bad jokes!

In the grand finale of Season 3, the First Look Gnomes celebrate with a spectacular (and spectacularly bad) Eminem parody that has everyone in stitches. "Lose Your 12th" might just be Williams' magnum opus a...

We dive into the world of barbecue season, sharing our experiences of selecting the perfect outdoor cooker and essential tips for successful grilling.

• Choosing the right barbecue – weighing up gas versus charcoal options
• Three essential barbecue hacks: herbs on coals for flavour, lemon and salt for cleaning, and baking soda to prevent rust
• Using your child's comfort toy (like Cecil the dog) as a negotiat...

We celebrate our 10th episode of Season 3 with an unexpected discovery of our international popularity, ranking as the #6 comedy podcast in Laos. The episode features beer tasting, wrestling adventures, Formula One predictions, and the return of the Gno-it-all Gnome.

• Thirsty First: Sampling "Naughty and Nice" Chocolate Stout from Vocation Breweries, scoring a solid 9/10 
• Feedback reveals listeners in surp...

Ever wondered what happens when two dads combine their love of gardening, sports, and beer with the daily adventures of parenthood? Our latest episode takes you on a journey from a hilariously disastrous beer opening to ambitious Japanese garden designs and the quiet triumph of growing your first cucumber.

Williams shares his adventures at Plymouth Hoe and Britain's largest aquarium, where his two-year-old son's ...

A mix of hilarious dad jokes, parenting tips, and tales of adventure await. We tackle listener feedback and the art of finding balance in family life, punctuated by laughter and reflections. 

• Welcome to First Look Gnomes: The absurdity of parenting 
• Tips for parents from our latest experiences 
• Bad dad jokes that make you groan or laugh 
• Engagement with listeners in our Fish Pond of Feedback 
• Disc...

Join us as we navigate through both calamity and comedy in this lively episode! 

We recount our personal experiences dealing with Storm Eowyn and the cascading chaos it brought to our lives. From roofs torn off to power outages.

In the spirit of every diligent dad, we compile a must-have toolkit featuring everything from the essential torch for night adventures to trusty duct tape for quick fixes. Each item has a story, and...

Our cherished gnome hosts seem to have taken an unexpected holiday in Fuerteventura, leaving listeners in suspense about their whereabouts and the next episode....

Write in to firstlookgnomes@outlook.com with your first looks, questions for the gno-it-all gnome , Dad jokes or feedback for the fishpond.

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Walliams and Mr. Hodgkiss are here to give you some more first looks on their every other week podcast

Walliams takes the plunge with a robust 8.4% double IPA from North Brewery, while Mr. Hodgkiss opts for something less intoxicating.

We then whisk you away on a fantastic, ice-filled adventure to Disney on Ice in Belfast, where the magic of childhood classics gets a fresh spin. You’ll hear all about the antics a...

Ever wondered what it's like to juggle fatherhood, podcasting, and the occasional stair tumble? We're not saying we've nailed it, but we sure have some stories to tell! Join us, Walliams and Mr. Hodgkiss, as we navigate through the delightful chaos of parenting, technical glitches, and holiday mishaps. From recounting our unrecorded yet unforgettable Episode 4 to sharing the joys of fatherhood with a dash of humour, ...