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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Fred's Show is on Fred's Biggest Stories of the
Day Tax Days. So you're supposed to have your taxes
filed by today, you can file an extension.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Did you do it? Kiki?
Speaker 3 (00:09):
Huh?
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Yeah, I'm working on it. Did you do anything? You
can't just do nothing? I know, I know, I know.
Have you done anything?
Speaker 3 (00:19):
Not as of yet, But I'm planning on an extension.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
When were you planning in it? How were you planning
to get around to that?
Speaker 3 (00:28):
I'm thinking more like after the Millennium tour and then
I can focus.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
But I mean, who's going to do said extension for you?
The tax lady? Did you? Did you let her know so?
Speaker 3 (00:37):
No, which I'm a little concerned because I thought she
should reach out to me.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Is that how that normally works?
Speaker 1 (00:43):
Another one of these where they're supposed to they're supposed
to just do the work for you. No. No, it's
your responsibility to file your own taxes.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
I'm her client.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
I would think when tax season hit, I would hit
up all my clients like.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
Hey, yes, schedule your appointment, and your appointments you work.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
If they may have done that because she has twenty
seven thousand on emails, so it's probably in there.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
She's probably been trying to get ahold of you for years.
She's texting you. Oh maybe maybe.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
I don't know. I'm just used to Jason. My heat
makes sure like Jason's like, hey, we got something coming.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
Up to make sure that we attend work functions. He's
not responsible for your taxation.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
And that's something that even Eyesla. I didn't even do
mine until last week. I OK. Yeah, Paulina runs like
I need to aspire to be like her.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
I mean, mine done since last year. I just estimated.
I estimated, Oh you can do that.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
No you can't.
Speaker 4 (01:33):
I do.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
But like the day that I get my W two,
I sent it to it, which is like the end
of January. Whenever I send it all to the guy
and the guy's happy to do it, it gets done
fast because he's not that busy.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
It my text guy. You can't get a hold of
him right now. Try calling a tex guy right now.
Do not disturb on.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
Oh I'm sure that's why I'm saying. You're in a
call today like everybody else. I know.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
I was thinking I would wait till the weekend to
be like girl.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
Oh, but it's today though. No, I just go on
my little text guy, turbotex dot com. You my little Yeah,
I don't own anything.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
Probably found an extension on like that on one of
the tax sites.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
You know, the last time.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
I tried to do it myself, the numbers of the
math wasn't math. And I'll be like, I know I'm
doing something wrong because there's no way I owe them.
Oh yeah, that's why I ended.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
Yes, I'll do it for you, TurboTax. Give me your forum.
Somebody knows what they're doing. Use you know, you don't
reach a contract. That's very true.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
I take that back, it's true. Don't let him negotiate
for you. Okay, but there are tons did you post
the food deals yet to get around to thank you?
There are tons of food deals, tons of like too
many for me to list. They're in alphabetical order. I
mean everywhere from Applebee's to Benny Hanta to Zaxby's. If
you got one, I just made that up. But there
were so many I can't even do it. But if
(02:56):
you go to uh the website Fred Show Radio, you
can see all the different deals you can get today
on text Day, Katy Perry's high. And that's the story
these ladies went to space. Yesterday, the Blue Origin Flying
Penis went to space. The flying fallis twelve minutes of
weightlessness in space. Katy Perry, Gail King, Lauren Sanchez and
(03:17):
the rest of the ladies were floating around checking it all.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
We haven't seen it. I want to see it myself.
This is them watching the videos of themselves.
Speaker 5 (03:24):
Three there, Clint, I got choke.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
Okay, I don't know what this is.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
They're just and they're screaming and yelling like girls in
the Girl's Trip. They were though, and then Katy and
I'm glad I had a nice time. And then Katy Perry.
I don't know what. I don't know what happened to
her in space, if she like celebrated with the joint
or something. But here she is just going on and
on about how she felt connected to the strong, divine
feminine while in space and found love and said love
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a lot of times. Hold on, it's one more thing here, Yes, Melody,
you have tax advice?
Speaker 2 (04:04):
Oh I do. Hi, good morning.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
Guess we'll take the tax advice before we hear Katie
Barry and her high thoughts.
Speaker 5 (04:11):
Oh so I work for an accountant and we don't
reach out to every client. We automatically do extensions for clients.
We just kind of reach out to clients who normally
owe money.
Speaker 6 (04:23):
That they have to pay in money.
Speaker 5 (04:25):
With their extensions. But if you don't owe money, you
actually have like three years to even file your tax
give it.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
But we hear that, but we wouldn't know because she
doesn't know.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
My girl, Katie knows.
Speaker 5 (04:41):
Twenty years of like what do I do and like
the same thing you've been doing every year, that's what
you do it for you, But you.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
Don't know, Kiki, if you owe or don't. Oh, you
don't know. I don't know, but I have faith that
I don't.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
Okay, well, yeah I have. That's why I don't even
want to open it up. You too, Like it's not impressive,
you know. I don't feel like proud, like oh look
what I did?
Speaker 2 (04:59):
I feel like damn yet you're still here?
Speaker 1 (05:03):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (05:04):
Yeah, okay, well, Melody, thank you.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
I think she should probably wouldn't you advise as someone
who works for an accountant, that she'd reach out to her
accounting professional and see, you know kind of where we're at.
Speaker 6 (05:15):
Yes, but also if you look at your W two
and you may say eighty thousand dollars and you're not
withholding at least fifteen percent, then you probably you're withholding
or if you took out money from.
Speaker 5 (05:28):
Like an IRA or something like that. And that's where
a lot of people get misconstrued because they're like, oh,
I could out one hundred thousand dollars.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
You've been moving money around, kicking or not. I always
have to move some money around.
Speaker 3 (05:42):
But I like how she works because she said, even
if our clients don't reach out, they just go ahead
and foul the extension for you.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
But that's Melody's lady. You don't have Melody. I need
you to call someone today. I can't have you getting arrested, right.
Thank you, Melody, have a nice day, good looking out.
Appreciate you, Thank you for listening. I don't know I
need you. I can't.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
If you like, if you haven't found on taxes like
hit us up.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
I just want to feel like I guess.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
Well, I think a lot of people I don't know. Yeah,
if you haven't filed your taxes to hit us up.
I'm telling you, if you owe the government money, there
is a rush. If they owe you money, there is
no rush, none whatsoever. So here's Katy Perry after going
to space, I don't know what the hell.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
It is the highest.
Speaker 7 (06:24):
High and it is surrender to the unknown trust. And
this whole journey is not just about going to space.
It's the training, it's the team, it's the whole thing.
I could have recommend this experience more. This is like
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up there with all the you know, different.
Speaker 4 (06:49):
Tools that I've learned in my life, from meditation to
the Hoffmann process. This is up there because what you're
doing is you're fine. You're like really finding the love
for yourself because you can untrust herself on this journey.
And then you're feeling in love when you come down
for sure, and you're feeling fast strength. So I feel
really connected to that strong, divine feminine right now.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
And she goes on and this isn't the clip love Love,
Love goes on this whole thing about love.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
By the way, the spaceship flies itself.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
So it's not like she drove it, you know, it's
not like, I mean, I realized they have to know
what to do if something happens to fire or whatever else.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
But like she's talking about it, she didn't drive the thing.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
She someone strapped her in and she went for the
ride for ten minutes, and I'm glad she's excited.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
But I have no idea what she's talking about. She
doesn't either, You're just saying it.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
I just I don't know, Katie. Whatever you're on, I
want something.
Speaker 8 (07:40):
I love that She's like, I highly recommend, like girl,
I don't know. Jeff Bezos like I would be there,
like we can't all do that.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
Yeah, I would do it too. I guess I'm not
married to Jeff Bezos. Same pissed about it, and they
were joking yesterday about it.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
Did you see Bezos like crawling around the spaceship when
they landed and then he fell?
Speaker 2 (07:56):
He fell in the.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
Desert, but he was like like jumping on the thing
trying to get in there, like, yeah, what is like
a crazy rich man like? And then he was wearing
a space suit for some reason.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
I don't know why. Why are you wearing a space
You're not going anywhere?
Speaker 8 (08:09):
He told Gail he was so proud of her.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
I was like, okay, like, I mean, I will say
it is ballsy, like it does take it takes God's face.
Speaker 8 (08:17):
You knew that she was having second thoughts.
Speaker 3 (08:18):
Yes, I mean would have got kicked off my ship.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
Right, I was like, energy, I think it was only
the eleventh time that thing had done it, so it's
like it's still it's still risky.
Speaker 8 (08:29):
The free falling was crazy too. I'd be like, holy.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
Yeah, yeah, I was thinking about that. How many parachutes
they got, because if that one didn't open, you've got
a real problem on your I don't know, I would
probably do it, but I'm not going to say it
wasn't risky. I'm not going to say it wasn't daring.
But I also, you know, I don't know what you're
talking about, Like you were along for the right. That's
like me writing the matter Hole, you know, riding a
space mountain and getting off and being like I love
his love, his love, His Lynn Manuel Miranda, All of
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a sudden, this is for you. Kiky wallet hub Oh
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Speaker 2 (09:21):
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the truth. Thank you.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
I mean, you get what you get what you pay for, right,
I mean it's not very expensive. You get on the
thing they take you there. If you want any extras,
you gotta pay for them.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
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Speaker 2 (09:42):
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Speaker 1 (09:43):
And I love you Southwest and everybody who works there
and everyone you know, whatever. But I have a feeling
with all the changes, they will not be in the
top five or six next year.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
That is crazy.
Speaker 3 (09:52):
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Speaker 1 (09:57):
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Speaker 2 (10:17):
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Speaker 2 (10:49):
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