Legendary former game show host Wink Martindale passed away. Gayle King is upset that people aren't calling them astronauts. We are still unaware of where those drones flying over New Jersey came from. Starbucks is changing their uniforms to have plain black shirts under their aprons. A Florida bride was running late to her wedding and she was pulled over by law enforcement for going 100 mph. Lastly, a woman pooped in a walk in beer fridge at a grocery store.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The show is on. Friend the biggest stories of the day.
Maur Instern aka Boss Bella just texted me to see
her in her office later with extamation points and then
there was an egg plan emoji, which I thought was weird,
but it's whatever, you know, it's fine, Like, what do
you need me for? You got the Hebrew hammer, your husband,
(00:20):
What do you need me for? You don't need me
for anything. I think she wants to talk to me
about what we're going to, how we're going to reprimand
all of you for speaking of we're speaking so negatively
about her, Paulleen, I'll have you know neither one of
us did it and we weren't involved.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
Listen, I didn't say a word I respect my boss.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
Nothing I respect.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
And what was it she texted you guys at Apparently
the exclamation point only text message was taken out of context.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
Oh yeah, she just said.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
Was that what she said? Yes?
Speaker 3 (00:45):
So then I sent you guys a screenshot to show
you that it very much was not.
Speaker 4 (00:49):
And she also called us haters.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
Yeah, very interesting around here.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
It is different kind of community.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
When I was coming up, I got my butt beat.
Now I get my butt beat from someone else. Coming up,
so you know.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
I mean, but you guys have text rules around here,
exclamation points and capital letters and things that the phone
does automatically we're not supposed to do when we when
we text certain people on the show. No, no capitalizations,
no exclamation points, no periods, full sentences, complete stops, unheard of, unlawful. Yes,
but the phone does that automatically. I'm not going to
(01:25):
change what the phone's automatically going to do to accommodate
to improper grammar.
Speaker 4 (01:30):
Tell you hate me, bro, oh my god, let me
know you love me.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
I can't believe all the rules. I can't believe all
the rules.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
I know.
Speaker 5 (01:40):
I went back in the text the other day and
deleted the periods like before I sent it, because I
was like, wait, this is going to make someone feel.
Speaker 4 (01:48):
It's so stern, like you know, like good morning, period. Hi,
this is Fred.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
I mean, I don't.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
I don't.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
I don't communicate like a caveman. My name Fred, like
I know, have you remember like my grandfather like to
identify myself every time I text Hi, this is Fred,
and then I and then I continue with my message
in morse code for you all to figure out down emojis.
(02:16):
Come on, man, I'm trying to be efficient. I give
you here's a message. I know you're probably getting it
on and reading my text message, so I'm trying to
make it quick and easy for you to read. I
guess I every time I think to call you now,
I don't because I'm like, she's probably mid thrust that
she's can to answer the phone. Somebody else's mid threat
these days. Okay, all right, never mind, I feel safe
(02:38):
to call you there. And it's a famous story on
the show. Apparently early on in the Kiki days, I
called Kiki about something and she answered the phone mid coitus,
which I you know, which I again, Well, I mean,
that's the nicest way to say it, you know, for
the people that know what I'm talking about, great and
for the people who don't find But that wasn't necessary,
(02:58):
you know, you could you could wait till after you wait.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
Too, man, I had to secure the spot.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
I wasn't going to hire you, but it was like
early on, I hired early on. If it takes you
five minutes to get back to me because you're in
the middle of something, it's fine. Wink Martindale. And if
you guys know who that is. He's a little before
a lot of people's times, but he's with a radio
DJ in the host of a bunch of game shows.
This man was the consummate game show host. If you
(03:24):
look at first of all, his name is Wink Martindale.
Second of all, you look at him, his hair is
permanently like Unfortunately the man passed away, but his hair
still looks like that, and it will forever. Whatever happens
to his body, they may cremate. I don't know if
they're going to premate, premate, premate him. I don't know
if they're going to cremate Wink. That's a weird sentence
to say, But I don't know if they're going to
cremate Wink. But his hair gonna look the same at
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the end of it. Look at this guy. He hosted
Tic Tac Dough, among others. I think that may be
the only one. When was Tic Tag Dough like the nineties,
Maybe that might be the only one. I think any
of us may have seen. Everything else was you know,
way before that, fifty sixty seven, but ninety one years
old past to it. One of the og game show hosts.
So a lot of controversy here. I don't know if
(04:08):
I want to play you the clip and we don't
have to really get into this too much if we
don't want to. But you know, Katie Perry, Lawrence Sanchez,
Gail King went to space yesterday. Lasted about thirteen minutes,
and apparently they had a nice time and they you know,
everything went well. The question though, is whether or not
they are astronauts. And apparently Gail King specifically takes offense
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to the fact that people are calling this a ride
to space. She's very upset. Maybe I do have it here.
She's very upset about the word ride. She claims that
nobody would say that about a man, that no one
has ever said that. I don't want to miss quote her,
but here it is. I don't know if this is
the one she's talking about haters who are saying that
(04:51):
money could have been spent elsewhere. So I don't have
that quote, but she's talking about basically, how I've never
heard anyone say that a man road to space. They
you know, they went on a journey, or they went
on a or something. And I guess this is this
would be my counter to this if I went on
the space ship, like if I were on the thing
yesterday is sitting next to Katy Perry. First of all,
her singing would have annoyed the crap at him. Yeah,
(05:11):
I would have been like, I would have been like,
in my I'm looking at it. I'm in space right now.
Can you shut up? I got my whatever made. If
the whole thing lasts thirteen minutes, how many minutes am
I actually in space? I don't. I don't. Can we
like have silence and look at what we're doing?
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Yeah, we don't have to like perform or show our craft,
you know, while we're above.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
We can sing on the ground if you want. Or
I can just get in my car and turn it
on iHeartRadio app and I can have all the Katy
Perry I want. But like, why I am at you know,
six hundred thousand feet or whatever? I was right and
I'm looking at earth right now. And I don't need
to hear fire your work. I mean, I just don't
like you just show up there like yourself. I wouldn't
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go up there and be like, all right, hey, it's friend.
I'm calling from the French show of the morning radio shows.
I have to tell you that we are the radio
and I wouldn't need your permission to continue with the
call is like, can we appreciate this moment? So so
she's offended by that. But if if one of us,
like Jason, if you and I, if we went on
this thing yesterday with the Gael King's right next to me,
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the whale. The way that I understand this works is
they strap you into the spaceship and everything is automatic,
the computers. You don't. You're not flying this. You're not.
There's no stick or rudder, there's no there's no throttle.
You're not. You're not steering the ship anywhere. Okay, nothing
wrong with this, but you're not a pilot. Right. You
sat there, they the thing took you up there, you
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did your little float around thing. Then you strapped in
and it takes you back and you don't do anything.
You went to space. That is very very cool. A
lot you know many people, not many people can say
that they did that. But you went for a ride. Wait,
that's fair. I would if I, as a man, if
I were on that spaceship, I went for a ride.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
Yeah, man or woman or whatever.
Speaker 5 (06:54):
Like if I'm just saying like it, I think you
just walked in that day, got strapped in and went like,
there's there's like training and stuff you have to do before,
Like I feel like that should account for something. Yeah,
I just like, I'm just going on a roller coaster. Now,
I got a train for a roller coaster, but I
went on a ride.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
Okay, But let's say I trained for several days and
I go there, I train for week, weeks whatever it is,
and I go to space and I do what they
did right, and I come back down here and then
I come in here on the air and I'm like, yeah, yeah,
you know, I'm you know, I'm beat. I'm beat from
piloting the space ship into space and then you know,
doing my experiments and you know, man, it was rigorou
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it was rigorous thirteen minutes. And then I came back
to Earth and saved the day and I put out
a fire and save puppies on the way or whatever.
And you don't be like you're a clown. You didn't
do any of that, you know what I mean? I
guess you're not. You're not butcheringed sunny, and no one,
no one's asking you to be.
Speaker 3 (07:45):
I think they should put like a time limit on it.
If you've been in space for more than seventy two hours.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
You're a nationalauts something like that, right, Because Gail King
and Katy Perry, they're not going up there for days.
First all, they couldn't last days up there. I wouldn't
with Katy Perry, so like, you're not gonna be up
there for a long time. So the third minute thing
is an experience, you had, an experience, like I.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
Don't think anyone's taking anything away from these people. I
just don't think. I don't think you get the same cloud,
and I don't think anybody would. I think people would
clown on me the same way they're clowning on They
would clown on someone for making this seem like it
was more than it was.
Speaker 4 (08:14):
Absolutely, she would be really mad talking to me because
I don't even think they went that's hot.
Speaker 3 (08:20):
I think they did.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
Was saying they didn't do it. There's no video they
got in there.
Speaker 4 (08:24):
They turned the lights home, turn them off, and.
Speaker 3 (08:26):
People actually believe that, like a lot of people on
the internet think it was fake. Now I know.
Speaker 4 (08:29):
I was.
Speaker 3 (08:30):
I was reading it all yesterday to tell.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
Me the Earth is flat? Own too? Anything any other
conspiracy do you want to tell no about? No, No, No,
I'm not hating on these people. I think the same
can be said about men or women in this experience.
You went for a ride, a very cool, expensive ride,
very cool, but you didn't do it. You did, you
didn't invent it, you didn't pilot it. If I go
on Spirit and sit in seventeen as, I'm not a pilot.
Speaker 3 (08:52):
Right, I'm a pilot now, I've been on Southwest.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
I guess I don't know.
Speaker 3 (08:56):
It's different, don't, Jason, don't.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
According to the they're not astronauts. Now, I'm not sure
that they ever said that they were. I think again,
it's scale King taking objection to the fact that she
believes that this wouldn't be said about man, and I
guess I think it would because it is what it is.
Male or female or dog or cat or whatever else.
You did what you did, So yeah, I got a disgrace.
The new Shepherd spacecraft was designed to be autonomous, meaning
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that no one on board controlled any aspect of the flight.
I think that's in I think that's an important part
of this that makes the women ineligible for official astronaut status,
and instead they're technically classified as space travelers. I'm being
a hater I'm not being a hater.
Speaker 5 (09:39):
I'm not with that as long as there's some differentiators.
At the end of the day, they also like it
was a historical thing that happened. They risk their lives
doing it, which is pretty cool, and I didn't just
buy a ticket and get on. So like, as long
as there's some differentiation, maybe they're on astronaut because they're
not like scientists, but like space tralier.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
I fly intoor skydiving. They do a little training video
before I get in the tunnel. I'm just saying I
get a little training. It doesn't make me a I mean,
I am a skuy ever, but doesn't make me a
skydiver because they went there and they gave me a
little training.
Speaker 3 (10:11):
Let them think they're astronauts, Let them like you.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
And let me think that it's this is silly argument.
Speaker 3 (10:19):
If they want to be called astronauts, I don't care.
I really don't care.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
I don't I don't know who. I don't know that they.
I don't know where that came from because I don't
know that they ever said that about himself.
Speaker 3 (10:30):
People. If they want to do on a journey, that's fine.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
I think saying there's a there's a there's a gender
issue here, and I just am not sure about that.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
That's what I'm saying. I want to do research. I'm
gonna pull up every article of seeing about the men
who there. Yeah, I'm going to do that. Jos went
up there. He's not an astronaut. He never said he was,
and I don't think he would tell you that. Well,
he didn't invent what he didn't, you know, he didn't
even imagine he paid for it. He paid for it,
He's really But I just want to know how they
spoke about him. Did they call him, you know, do
they say this is a joy ride or whatever they
called it, or are they saying, you know, he's historically's
(11:00):
eye cunning in a moment.
Speaker 3 (11:01):
I want to know the difference in wording. If that's
what Gail King is saying, we'll have to look up
the articles. I guess all those dudes went.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
Yeah, I don't know. I guess that would be interesting.
Did they call it something different? When when when Jeff
Bezos went did they did they call him like a
cosmonaut or something? You know? And if they did, then yeah,
then she has a point. I just don't know that
they did so William Jner. I think they called that
what it was too, which was a rich dude going
to space. I remember that pretty sure that's what they
called it what it was in those days. So anyway,
(11:28):
again I want to make it clear, I don't know
who is saying. I don't think any of them have
ever called themselves astronauts. I just think Gale's going, well,
they wouldn't say this about man. I think we did,
but I'm pretty sure we clowned on everyone who's done it.
Oh yeah, exactly. Do you remember all the drones from
I guess that was last year. I can't remember. I
don't know where I am or what year it is
now or whatever. But they are all those drones floating
(11:49):
around New Jersey and apparently we have no idea what
any of them were. They caused panic. Well, the ESSAA
is still saying they don't know. The government says they
don't know, and they say now going to spend two
weeks testing system to detect drones. The testing is slated
to take place over Cape Maine, New Jersey, and will
involve launching about one hundred drones of various sizes. The
FAA is doing this to ensure that we can properly
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detect drones in our airspace and make sure they don't
interfere with airplane navigation systems. I still don't buy that.
We don't know what that was. How we got people
just floating around? Was a Gail king Man I think
it was. She was an astronaut that day. Yeah, this
has been a huge news. There was a whole press
release about it. But beginning May twelve, guys, big changes
at Starbucks. Huge changes. Are you ready? Yes? And I
(12:32):
need to pay attention to this guy maybe working there
in January, but Starbucks stores in North America will have
to wear solid blacktops under their aprons, which is a
change from employees being allowed to wear any colored shirt.
So you're bearista Sam who wears her favorite toed the
wetspocket shirt under her green apron. No longer. She better
(12:52):
go invest in some black t shirts. And they're also
changing the pants navy gray or brown, no excuses, black
shirt navy gray or brown, green apron. You're not getting
creative anymore in Starbucks. Uh uh oh wow, Nope, I
don't like this. You know you want to show you
want to show your creativity. And now I'm the guy
guy from Waiting by the phone. How many pieces of
(13:14):
flair are you wearing? What movie is thatent from? Okay,
from Waiting by the phone? Office Space, you should watch
Office Space. Office Space will resonate with you off the
space is this place?
Speaker 5 (13:24):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (13:24):
Okay, you really should watch Office Space? Actually, because he's yeah, yeah, right,
I think it would. I think it's the top of
the list. That movie would make a lot of sense
to him. Let me see here. Oh, a bride who
was late for her wedding ceremony supposedly was caught speeding
in Florida, going one hundred and five miles an hour.
I have a lot of problems with this story. The
woman told the cop that she was supposed to tie
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the knot at two thirty, but she was fifteen minutes
to wait. It was two forty two, So you you're
already fifteen minutes late for your own wedding and your speeding.
You're already late, the cop told the delayed bride, who
nervously giggled and told the cop were trying to get there.
I don't know if there was a wedding dreassit. There
is a photo of this. I don't know if she
was wearing her dresser well, but police issued the driver
of mandatory court date for speeding and allowed the pair
(14:07):
to move along so that bride could get hits. That's
not the day for plus fifteen. You know, your your
wedding day. That's the day. We should probably be there
before the guests kind of thing, you know. I mean,
even Paulina was on time, somewhat on time for her
own wedding. I sure was, well, because you had a
window I did.
Speaker 3 (14:25):
Oh, yeah, that's true, they said, They said, do not
be late. Are you involving?
Speaker 1 (14:28):
Do you paid for forty five minutes in that place?
And they would have married the next person on top
of you if you hadn't gotten it done.
Speaker 3 (14:35):
They mean business over there, do not play.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
So there was no plus thirty on even Paulina's wedding.
So I don't know, I said, Florid Elvis, And let's
say there was some extenuating circumstances she really was fifteen
minutes late. As something happened, then the cops should give
her a it's your wedding day, yeah, I mean, you
can't go one hundred miles an hour, but like maybe
a little police escort over there or something that wouldn't
be nice and said she's going to court. May's national
burger Moth, and Red Robin is celebrating with something that
(14:58):
seems a little bit deceptive. It's called the Bottomless Burger Pass.
When you hear that, what do you think you're gonna get.
Speaker 3 (15:03):
As many burgers as you are?
Speaker 1 (15:05):
Right? The passes will get you a burger and a
bottomless side every day in May for twenty bucks. This
is like that unlimited whatever it was thinking red lobster
they had or no, was the pasta pass, the Olive
Garden pasta pass. The Bottomless Burger passes are available red
robin dot com starting tomorrow at eleven Eastern and if
(15:25):
you want one, you'd have to sit an alarm. Only
a limited number of them are available. The Bottomless Burger
Pass will be good for up to twenty two dollars
worth of food and beverages every day for a max
of six hundred and eighty two dollars. So it's still
a good deal. But I said I saw bottomless burger.
I'm like, I can have his mad burgers as I want. No, No,
it's I can have any I have him a side
as I want. Scam right. I think it's deceptive. What
(15:47):
does Gail think King think about that? I'd like to
how about Wink Martindale's hair? Is he okay? No, he's dead?
Really is? Indiana Pizza lover allegedly complained?
Speaker 4 (16:00):
He is all right?
Speaker 1 (16:01):
He allegedly complained a bit too much and would slap
with something called a bitching fee. So this made it
to Reddit. Now here's the issue though, So this is
a viral story today. The customer ordered a Miller light,
but the server accidentally brought a Bud light since it
was already opened. She gave it to this person for free,
and then also brought the Miller. Now that is a
simple mistake that could be made at any restaurant anytime.
(16:24):
That is not a big deal. And the person no harm,
no foul. You got two beers, one was free and
the one you wanted. Well, apparently someone at the table
said something, and so the bill came and there was
a five dollars bitching fee attached to the bill. The
total bill was twenty four to seventy eight, and the
customer said that they weren't even gonna say anything. A
friend pointed out the beer mix of it. Apparently that
was enough for the server to ring up the unexpected fee.
(16:48):
So I guess this place has it. If you complain
too much, they could charge you extra. But I don't
even think that's a reasonable that's not a reasonable complaint,
Like you got the wrong thing, you know, so bring
me the right thing. I mean, if you ordered the
orange highlighter drink Kiki and they brought you the green
highlighter drink, you might say, well, I ordered the orange one, right.
(17:08):
I don't think that's not bitching, that's just hey. Now,
if you're like, hey, a hole and then you throw
it at him, well you're going to jail. But I
just mean, you know, I don't think that there are
ways that people at restaurants complain that's annoying. And then
there are people just say hey hew, And it wasn't
even that person, it was somebody else that said it.
So I'm not sure. And then what else do I
have for you guys today? Oh and I'm not sure
(17:30):
if you've ever you know, just felt the need. But
there is a woman who was arrested in Pennsylvania for
pooping in a store walking beer fridge. Forty seven year
old Crystal Goss is her name. She strolled into Royal
Farms convenience store and hand Over, Pennsylvania, last week, thirty
miles south of Harrisburg. She walked into the refrigerated room
(17:52):
with a big sign that says beer Cave, pushed a
case of beer out of the way, pulled their pants down,
and then went number two on one of the shells,
and then she walked out to a rescue view and left,
just left. I'd have it about five pm. It's completely
glass front of this thing. Everybody could see what she
was doing, and camera inside the fridge also got it
on video. Police don't know what the motive was, but
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the store said around eighty bucks where the merchandise had
to be tossed. She's facing charges for open lewdness, criminal mischief,
disorderly conduct, and creating a hazardous and physically offensive condition.
The bathrooms are next door to the beer cave, so
no word on why she decided to go in there.
But I don't know that I've ever confused a walk
in fridge for a place to handle my business to jail.
(18:35):
It's disgusting. It's disgusting, so had to clean that up too.
I don't know. I guess I'm really particular about the
place I do that, so there would be no there'd
be no situation in which I would confuse a Heineken
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him to prepare for both their career in college. Rolls
off the tongue. The Entertainment Report will do it next.
Blogs Waiting by the phone is new? Why does somebody
get ghosted? A one hundred bucks kiki? You haven't lost
two in a row yet. Filling it for Shelley today.
He's not going to be today. No, it's all coming up.
French Show back in three
The show is on. Friend the biggest stories of the day.
Maur Instern aka Boss Bella just texted me to see
her in her office later with extamation points and then
there was an egg plan emoji, which I thought was weird,
but it's whatever, you know, it's fine, Like, what do
you need me for? You got the Hebrew hammer, your husband,
(00:20):
What do you need me for? You don't need me
for anything. I think she wants to talk to me
about what we're going to, how we're going to reprimand
all of you for speaking of we're speaking so negatively
about her, Paulleen, I'll have you know neither one of
us did it and we weren't involved.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
Listen, I didn't say a word I respect my boss.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
Nothing I respect.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
And what was it she texted you guys at Apparently
the exclamation point only text message was taken out of context.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
Oh yeah, she just said.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
Was that what she said? Yes?
Speaker 3 (00:45):
So then I sent you guys a screenshot to show
you that it very much was not.
Speaker 4 (00:49):
And she also called us haters.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
Yeah, very interesting around here.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
It is different kind of community.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
When I was coming up, I got my butt beat.
Now I get my butt beat from someone else. Coming up,
so you know.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
I mean, but you guys have text rules around here,
exclamation points and capital letters and things that the phone
does automatically we're not supposed to do when we when
we text certain people on the show. No, no capitalizations,
no exclamation points, no periods, full sentences, complete stops, unheard of, unlawful. Yes,
but the phone does that automatically. I'm not going to
(01:25):
change what the phone's automatically going to do to accommodate
to improper grammar.
Speaker 4 (01:30):
Tell you hate me, bro, oh my god, let me
know you love me.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
I can't believe all the rules. I can't believe all
the rules.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
I know.
Speaker 5 (01:40):
I went back in the text the other day and
deleted the periods like before I sent it, because I
was like, wait, this is going to make someone feel.
Speaker 4 (01:48):
It's so stern, like you know, like good morning, period. Hi,
this is Fred.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
I mean, I don't.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
I don't.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
I don't communicate like a caveman. My name Fred, like
I know, have you remember like my grandfather like to
identify myself every time I text Hi, this is Fred,
and then I and then I continue with my message
in morse code for you all to figure out down emojis.
(02:16):
Come on, man, I'm trying to be efficient. I give
you here's a message. I know you're probably getting it
on and reading my text message, so I'm trying to
make it quick and easy for you to read. I
guess I every time I think to call you now,
I don't because I'm like, she's probably mid thrust that
she's can to answer the phone. Somebody else's mid threat
these days. Okay, all right, never mind, I feel safe
(02:38):
to call you there. And it's a famous story on
the show. Apparently early on in the Kiki days, I
called Kiki about something and she answered the phone mid coitus,
which I you know, which I again, Well, I mean,
that's the nicest way to say it, you know, for
the people that know what I'm talking about, great and
for the people who don't find But that wasn't necessary,
(02:58):
you know, you could you could wait till after you wait.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
Too, man, I had to secure the spot.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
I wasn't going to hire you, but it was like
early on, I hired early on. If it takes you
five minutes to get back to me because you're in
the middle of something, it's fine. Wink Martindale. And if
you guys know who that is. He's a little before
a lot of people's times, but he's with a radio
DJ in the host of a bunch of game shows.
This man was the consummate game show host. If you
(03:24):
look at first of all, his name is Wink Martindale.
Second of all, you look at him, his hair is
permanently like Unfortunately the man passed away, but his hair
still looks like that, and it will forever. Whatever happens
to his body, they may cremate. I don't know if
they're going to premate, premate, premate him. I don't know
if they're going to cremate Wink. That's a weird sentence
to say, But I don't know if they're going to
cremate Wink. But his hair gonna look the same at
(03:46):
the end of it. Look at this guy. He hosted
Tic Tac Dough, among others. I think that may be
the only one. When was Tic Tag Dough like the nineties,
Maybe that might be the only one. I think any
of us may have seen. Everything else was you know,
way before that, fifty sixty seven, but ninety one years
old past to it. One of the og game show hosts.
So a lot of controversy here. I don't know if
(04:08):
I want to play you the clip and we don't
have to really get into this too much if we
don't want to. But you know, Katie Perry, Lawrence Sanchez,
Gail King went to space yesterday. Lasted about thirteen minutes,
and apparently they had a nice time and they you know,
everything went well. The question though, is whether or not
they are astronauts. And apparently Gail King specifically takes offense
(04:29):
to the fact that people are calling this a ride
to space. She's very upset. Maybe I do have it here.
She's very upset about the word ride. She claims that
nobody would say that about a man, that no one
has ever said that. I don't want to miss quote her,
but here it is. I don't know if this is
the one she's talking about haters who are saying that
(04:51):
money could have been spent elsewhere. So I don't have
that quote, but she's talking about basically, how I've never
heard anyone say that a man road to space. They
you know, they went on a journey, or they went
on a or something. And I guess this is this
would be my counter to this if I went on
the space ship, like if I were on the thing
yesterday is sitting next to Katy Perry. First of all,
her singing would have annoyed the crap at him. Yeah,
(05:11):
I would have been like, I would have been like,
in my I'm looking at it. I'm in space right now.
Can you shut up? I got my whatever made. If
the whole thing lasts thirteen minutes, how many minutes am
I actually in space? I don't. I don't. Can we
like have silence and look at what we're doing?
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Yeah, we don't have to like perform or show our craft,
you know, while we're above.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
We can sing on the ground if you want. Or
I can just get in my car and turn it
on iHeartRadio app and I can have all the Katy
Perry I want. But like, why I am at you know,
six hundred thousand feet or whatever? I was right and
I'm looking at earth right now. And I don't need
to hear fire your work. I mean, I just don't
like you just show up there like yourself. I wouldn't
(05:52):
go up there and be like, all right, hey, it's friend.
I'm calling from the French show of the morning radio shows.
I have to tell you that we are the radio
and I wouldn't need your permission to continue with the
call is like, can we appreciate this moment? So so
she's offended by that. But if if one of us,
like Jason, if you and I, if we went on
this thing yesterday with the Gael King's right next to me,
(06:13):
the whale. The way that I understand this works is
they strap you into the spaceship and everything is automatic,
the computers. You don't. You're not flying this. You're not.
There's no stick or rudder, there's no there's no throttle.
You're not. You're not steering the ship anywhere. Okay, nothing
wrong with this, but you're not a pilot. Right. You
sat there, they the thing took you up there, you
(06:33):
did your little float around thing. Then you strapped in
and it takes you back and you don't do anything.
You went to space. That is very very cool. A
lot you know many people, not many people can say
that they did that. But you went for a ride. Wait,
that's fair. I would if I, as a man, if
I were on that spaceship, I went for a ride.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
Yeah, man or woman or whatever.
Speaker 5 (06:54):
Like if I'm just saying like it, I think you
just walked in that day, got strapped in and went like,
there's there's like training and stuff you have to do before,
Like I feel like that should account for something. Yeah,
I just like, I'm just going on a roller coaster. Now,
I got a train for a roller coaster, but I
went on a ride.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
Okay, But let's say I trained for several days and
I go there, I train for week, weeks whatever it is,
and I go to space and I do what they
did right, and I come back down here and then
I come in here on the air and I'm like, yeah, yeah,
you know, I'm you know, I'm beat. I'm beat from
piloting the space ship into space and then you know,
doing my experiments and you know, man, it was rigorou
(07:30):
it was rigorous thirteen minutes. And then I came back
to Earth and saved the day and I put out
a fire and save puppies on the way or whatever.
And you don't be like you're a clown. You didn't
do any of that, you know what I mean? I
guess you're not. You're not butcheringed sunny, and no one,
no one's asking you to be.
Speaker 3 (07:45):
I think they should put like a time limit on it.
If you've been in space for more than seventy two hours.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
You're a nationalauts something like that, right, Because Gail King
and Katy Perry, they're not going up there for days.
First all, they couldn't last days up there. I wouldn't
with Katy Perry, so like, you're not gonna be up
there for a long time. So the third minute thing
is an experience, you had, an experience, like I.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
Don't think anyone's taking anything away from these people. I
just don't think. I don't think you get the same cloud,
and I don't think anybody would. I think people would
clown on me the same way they're clowning on They
would clown on someone for making this seem like it
was more than it was.
Speaker 4 (08:14):
Absolutely, she would be really mad talking to me because
I don't even think they went that's hot.
Speaker 3 (08:20):
I think they did.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
Was saying they didn't do it. There's no video they
got in there.
Speaker 4 (08:24):
They turned the lights home, turn them off, and.
Speaker 3 (08:26):
People actually believe that, like a lot of people on
the internet think it was fake. Now I know.
Speaker 4 (08:29):
I was.
Speaker 3 (08:30):
I was reading it all yesterday to tell.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
Me the Earth is flat? Own too? Anything any other
conspiracy do you want to tell no about? No, No, No,
I'm not hating on these people. I think the same
can be said about men or women in this experience.
You went for a ride, a very cool, expensive ride,
very cool, but you didn't do it. You did, you
didn't invent it, you didn't pilot it. If I go
on Spirit and sit in seventeen as, I'm not a pilot.
Speaker 3 (08:52):
Right, I'm a pilot now, I've been on Southwest.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
I guess I don't know.
Speaker 3 (08:56):
It's different, don't, Jason, don't.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
According to the they're not astronauts. Now, I'm not sure
that they ever said that they were. I think again,
it's scale King taking objection to the fact that she
believes that this wouldn't be said about man, and I
guess I think it would because it is what it is.
Male or female or dog or cat or whatever else.
You did what you did, So yeah, I got a disgrace.
The new Shepherd spacecraft was designed to be autonomous, meaning
(09:21):
that no one on board controlled any aspect of the flight.
I think that's in I think that's an important part
of this that makes the women ineligible for official astronaut status,
and instead they're technically classified as space travelers. I'm being
a hater I'm not being a hater.
Speaker 5 (09:39):
I'm not with that as long as there's some differentiators.
At the end of the day, they also like it
was a historical thing that happened. They risk their lives
doing it, which is pretty cool, and I didn't just
buy a ticket and get on. So like, as long
as there's some differentiation, maybe they're on astronaut because they're
not like scientists, but like space tralier.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
I fly intoor skydiving. They do a little training video
before I get in the tunnel. I'm just saying I
get a little training. It doesn't make me a I mean,
I am a skuy ever, but doesn't make me a
skydiver because they went there and they gave me a
little training.
Speaker 3 (10:11):
Let them think they're astronauts, Let them like you.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
And let me think that it's this is silly argument.
Speaker 3 (10:19):
If they want to be called astronauts, I don't care.
I really don't care.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
I don't I don't know who. I don't know that they.
I don't know where that came from because I don't
know that they ever said that about himself.
Speaker 3 (10:30):
People. If they want to do on a journey, that's fine.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
I think saying there's a there's a there's a gender
issue here, and I just am not sure about that.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
That's what I'm saying. I want to do research. I'm
gonna pull up every article of seeing about the men
who there. Yeah, I'm going to do that. Jos went
up there. He's not an astronaut. He never said he was,
and I don't think he would tell you that. Well,
he didn't invent what he didn't, you know, he didn't
even imagine he paid for it. He paid for it,
He's really But I just want to know how they
spoke about him. Did they call him, you know, do
they say this is a joy ride or whatever they
called it, or are they saying, you know, he's historically's
(11:00):
eye cunning in a moment.
Speaker 3 (11:01):
I want to know the difference in wording. If that's
what Gail King is saying, we'll have to look up
the articles. I guess all those dudes went.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
Yeah, I don't know. I guess that would be interesting.
Did they call it something different? When when when Jeff
Bezos went did they did they call him like a
cosmonaut or something? You know? And if they did, then yeah,
then she has a point. I just don't know that
they did so William Jner. I think they called that
what it was too, which was a rich dude going
to space. I remember that pretty sure that's what they
called it what it was in those days. So anyway,
(11:28):
again I want to make it clear, I don't know
who is saying. I don't think any of them have
ever called themselves astronauts. I just think Gale's going, well,
they wouldn't say this about man. I think we did,
but I'm pretty sure we clowned on everyone who's done it.
Oh yeah, exactly. Do you remember all the drones from
I guess that was last year. I can't remember. I
don't know where I am or what year it is
now or whatever. But they are all those drones floating
(11:49):
around New Jersey and apparently we have no idea what
any of them were. They caused panic. Well, the ESSAA
is still saying they don't know. The government says they
don't know, and they say now going to spend two
weeks testing system to detect drones. The testing is slated
to take place over Cape Maine, New Jersey, and will
involve launching about one hundred drones of various sizes. The
FAA is doing this to ensure that we can properly
(12:10):
detect drones in our airspace and make sure they don't
interfere with airplane navigation systems. I still don't buy that.
We don't know what that was. How we got people
just floating around? Was a Gail king Man I think
it was. She was an astronaut that day. Yeah, this
has been a huge news. There was a whole press
release about it. But beginning May twelve, guys, big changes
at Starbucks. Huge changes. Are you ready? Yes? And I
(12:32):
need to pay attention to this guy maybe working there
in January, but Starbucks stores in North America will have
to wear solid blacktops under their aprons, which is a
change from employees being allowed to wear any colored shirt.
So you're bearista Sam who wears her favorite toed the
wetspocket shirt under her green apron. No longer. She better
(12:52):
go invest in some black t shirts. And they're also
changing the pants navy gray or brown, no excuses, black
shirt navy gray or brown, green apron. You're not getting
creative anymore in Starbucks. Uh uh oh wow, Nope, I
don't like this. You know you want to show you
want to show your creativity. And now I'm the guy
guy from Waiting by the phone. How many pieces of
(13:14):
flair are you wearing? What movie is thatent from? Okay,
from Waiting by the phone? Office Space, you should watch
Office Space. Office Space will resonate with you off the
space is this place?
Speaker 5 (13:24):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (13:24):
Okay, you really should watch Office Space? Actually, because he's yeah, yeah, right,
I think it would. I think it's the top of
the list. That movie would make a lot of sense
to him. Let me see here. Oh, a bride who
was late for her wedding ceremony supposedly was caught speeding
in Florida, going one hundred and five miles an hour.
I have a lot of problems with this story. The
woman told the cop that she was supposed to tie
(13:45):
the knot at two thirty, but she was fifteen minutes
to wait. It was two forty two, So you you're
already fifteen minutes late for your own wedding and your speeding.
You're already late, the cop told the delayed bride, who
nervously giggled and told the cop were trying to get there.
I don't know if there was a wedding dreassit. There
is a photo of this. I don't know if she
was wearing her dresser well, but police issued the driver
of mandatory court date for speeding and allowed the pair
(14:07):
to move along so that bride could get hits. That's
not the day for plus fifteen. You know, your your
wedding day. That's the day. We should probably be there
before the guests kind of thing, you know. I mean,
even Paulina was on time, somewhat on time for her
own wedding. I sure was, well, because you had a
window I did.
Speaker 3 (14:25):
Oh, yeah, that's true, they said, They said, do not
be late. Are you involving?
Speaker 1 (14:28):
Do you paid for forty five minutes in that place?
And they would have married the next person on top
of you if you hadn't gotten it done.
Speaker 3 (14:35):
They mean business over there, do not play.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
So there was no plus thirty on even Paulina's wedding.
So I don't know, I said, Florid Elvis, And let's
say there was some extenuating circumstances she really was fifteen
minutes late. As something happened, then the cops should give
her a it's your wedding day, yeah, I mean, you
can't go one hundred miles an hour, but like maybe
a little police escort over there or something that wouldn't
be nice and said she's going to court. May's national
burger Moth, and Red Robin is celebrating with something that
(14:58):
seems a little bit deceptive. It's called the Bottomless Burger Pass.
When you hear that, what do you think you're gonna get.
Speaker 3 (15:03):
As many burgers as you are?
Speaker 1 (15:05):
Right? The passes will get you a burger and a
bottomless side every day in May for twenty bucks. This
is like that unlimited whatever it was thinking red lobster
they had or no, was the pasta pass, the Olive
Garden pasta pass. The Bottomless Burger passes are available red
robin dot com starting tomorrow at eleven Eastern and if
(15:25):
you want one, you'd have to sit an alarm. Only
a limited number of them are available. The Bottomless Burger
Pass will be good for up to twenty two dollars
worth of food and beverages every day for a max
of six hundred and eighty two dollars. So it's still
a good deal. But I said I saw bottomless burger.
I'm like, I can have his mad burgers as I want. No, No,
it's I can have any I have him a side
as I want. Scam right. I think it's deceptive. What
(15:47):
does Gail think King think about that? I'd like to
how about Wink Martindale's hair? Is he okay? No, he's dead?
Really is? Indiana Pizza lover allegedly complained?
Speaker 4 (16:00):
He is all right?
Speaker 1 (16:01):
He allegedly complained a bit too much and would slap
with something called a bitching fee. So this made it
to Reddit. Now here's the issue though, So this is
a viral story today. The customer ordered a Miller light,
but the server accidentally brought a Bud light since it
was already opened. She gave it to this person for free,
and then also brought the Miller. Now that is a
simple mistake that could be made at any restaurant anytime.
(16:24):
That is not a big deal. And the person no harm,
no foul. You got two beers, one was free and
the one you wanted. Well, apparently someone at the table
said something, and so the bill came and there was
a five dollars bitching fee attached to the bill. The
total bill was twenty four to seventy eight, and the
customer said that they weren't even gonna say anything. A
friend pointed out the beer mix of it. Apparently that
was enough for the server to ring up the unexpected fee.
(16:48):
So I guess this place has it. If you complain
too much, they could charge you extra. But I don't
even think that's a reasonable that's not a reasonable complaint,
Like you got the wrong thing, you know, so bring
me the right thing. I mean, if you ordered the
orange highlighter drink Kiki and they brought you the green
highlighter drink, you might say, well, I ordered the orange one, right.
(17:08):
I don't think that's not bitching, that's just hey. Now,
if you're like, hey, a hole and then you throw
it at him, well you're going to jail. But I
just mean, you know, I don't think that there are
ways that people at restaurants complain that's annoying. And then
there are people just say hey hew, And it wasn't
even that person, it was somebody else that said it.
So I'm not sure. And then what else do I
have for you guys today? Oh and I'm not sure
(17:30):
if you've ever you know, just felt the need. But
there is a woman who was arrested in Pennsylvania for
pooping in a store walking beer fridge. Forty seven year
old Crystal Goss is her name. She strolled into Royal
Farms convenience store and hand Over, Pennsylvania, last week, thirty
miles south of Harrisburg. She walked into the refrigerated room
(17:52):
with a big sign that says beer Cave, pushed a
case of beer out of the way, pulled their pants down,
and then went number two on one of the shells,
and then she walked out to a rescue view and left,
just left. I'd have it about five pm. It's completely
glass front of this thing. Everybody could see what she
was doing, and camera inside the fridge also got it
on video. Police don't know what the motive was, but
(18:12):
the store said around eighty bucks where the merchandise had
to be tossed. She's facing charges for open lewdness, criminal mischief,
disorderly conduct, and creating a hazardous and physically offensive condition.
The bathrooms are next door to the beer cave, so
no word on why she decided to go in there.
But I don't know that I've ever confused a walk
in fridge for a place to handle my business to jail.
(18:35):
It's disgusting. It's disgusting, so had to clean that up too.
I don't know. I guess I'm really particular about the
place I do that, so there would be no there'd
be no situation in which I would confuse a Heineken
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(18:57):
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him to prepare for both their career in college. Rolls
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Blogs Waiting by the phone is new? Why does somebody
get ghosted? A one hundred bucks kiki? You haven't lost
two in a row yet. Filling it for Shelley today.
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