Fred's Fun Fact About Costco

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Fread show is on Friend's Fun. Fact Fred's Fun
learned so much I was sorry. I was doing a
math equation trying to figure out my max heart rate
and my zone two and zone three heart rate. This

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is all running terminology. I'm learning because I'm a runner
now as this yesterday. Check this out to take us yesterday.
You know what I did? I ran two point two miles.
Good job. Yeah, without stopping. Wow, without stopping to stop.
Use all that wind behind you? Yeah, I did, except
you had to run into the wind. We ran into

(00:43):
the win. But the first half I'm like this, this
is ridiculous. Then you turn running get the wind. Yeah,
that's awesome. I don't know if it is because it
took about seven hours, but still it doesn't matter. No,
it didn't. It took thirty two minutes. It's not good.
It's not a good time. But it's really slow. That's
more than I'm doing, right, I don't. I don't know.
Sign up for the marathon, come on. That's the thing is,

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I was like I wanted to die at the end.
I really like, this is like really painful. And then
my boy Gideon is on his way to New York
tomorrow to run New York. He just ran Chicago. I'm like,
I honestly do not know how people can do twenty
four more, Like I don't you know what I'm saying,
Like too, I wanted to die. It's twenty six point
two miles in a marathon. So what I did wasn't

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even ten percent got it? You know what I'm saying,
Like I and I wanted to die. And then you're
pooping yourself and you're chasing yes if you want like
a certain time, peeing yourself all kinds of stuff. Yeah,
I mean I do already do that, and I'm not running.
That's what I mean. Yeah, you already poop yourself regularly
and you're just sitting there. Now that's a fun fact.

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Hit the button. We're where you have it. Caylen pooped
yourself the end. I don't know, Like I can't even
like brag it because it's just embarrassing. Like it's embarrassing
I should be able to do this. It's so I
cannot believe how hard it is. And like I know
a lot of it's mental, but I wanted to quit
so many times. I don't know if it's because it's

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like I don't know. I don't know why it's so difficult.
It should not be hard. But you didn't quit, and
that's all that matters. Yeah, and this dude didn't even sweat.
Getting didn't even sweat. He's not walking while you're running. Basically,
my jog, my jog is his walk. The only way
that I know it's a little faster than a walk
is because we passed people who were walking. But it's

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not much faster than a walk. It really is. Not
one of those people on your left. No, I'm one
of those people where they're like, are you okay? Excuse me, sir?
Are you being forced to do this? Do you need
some assistance? That's what it is, all right. Here's the
actual fun fact. Costco sells enough toilet paper per year
to wrap around the world twelve hundred times Costco and

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everyone loves Costco. As soon as in Costco, Rufio perked up,
he was ready. So toilet paper is their crown jewel.
They sell about a billion rolls of toilet paper a year,
which is enough to wrap around the planet twelve hundred times.
That's a lot of damn toilet paper. M h. I
think people are over using toilet paper. Yeah, kick you

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the hotel. Yup, you sure did. Don't take me back there, please,
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