April 17, 2025 • 41 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:06):
Wait, wait, it's Radio Survivor. I've been saying this for years.
This is Radio Survivor. We're going to find out in
ten years. This was a science experiment. No, it's just like,
let's just mess with everything and see if they can
manage to get people to continue listening. Fread's show is
(00:27):
on pretty much. I still stand by that theory, yep,
that we are in a simulation. Morning everyone, Thursday, April seventeenth,
It's the Fred Show. Kiki, Good morning. Caylee's out today.
Hi Jason Brown, Hi Paulina. What are you calling it?
Jewish soup?
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Yes, she made us some Jewish soup.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
It's montebolsup and she made it for us.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
She scolded me this morning on the elevator wife, because
she said, I text you and ask you if you
want to soup, and you didn't respond, So I brought
you soup anyway. I said, yes, ma'am, I will eat
the soup whenever you want me.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
To eat the soup whatever.
Speaker 4 (01:01):
Yes, chef, Wow, Wow, don't you worry because I got
her together because I specifically asked for it yesterday when
I still felt sicked. Oh, and it wasn't here. So
now we're day late. Okay, so her pay husband docs. Yeah,
so I think he's going to give it right back
to her.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
Because I didn't respond either, because I was out, you know,
flying around with the dogs and stuff. I was busy.
But she didn't say anything to me. She doesn't say
anything to me. Well, what I got stuff to do?
Speaker 2 (01:24):
No, why response to her?
Speaker 5 (01:27):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
I didn't either.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
I'll be honest, Like, if I'm if I'm really busy
and I'm not doing stuff and I see like group chat,
group chat, like do you need anything yet, I mute
it because I'm like, I can't right now. I can't
write now, I got I gotta do it this stuff
and so I'll get back to it. And I forgot
to get back to it. But she doesn't come for me.
She only comes for you, guys.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
She I'm terrified when I tell you, I was trying
to hit the clothes button on the elevator before she
got there. Oh she didn't see me. She just see
me and she jumped right in there. I was like,
oh my god.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
Well, I love how we're gonna The thing that's supposed
to make us all feel better is soup made by
the girl who started the whole thing. I mean, they
illness begin the neurovirus lives in her house. But I'm
supposed to eat the soup that she made in her kitchen?
What is the sanitations go on? I would like to
see somebody send we have a food and inspector person
who listens to our show. Send that person over there,
(02:16):
and let's a dress. You know what we're working with you.
I want to I want a full germ analysis. If
that's the thing on bellahamine our intern's kitchen.
Speaker 6 (02:26):
She doesn't get it yet that you don't eat in
people's houses like she doesn't understand are.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
A dangerous thing. Yeah, it's potlucks are the wild wild
West as far as I'm concerned. I mean, have you
seen have you ever gone to someone's house and see
how certain people live and look at that? If you
want to live like that, that's entirely up to you.
You are welcome to do that, no judgment from me.
I'm just not I'm just not eating the keysh that
you made, you know, because you could hardly keep yourself clean.
(02:52):
So I mean, there's a stain on your shirt, but
you want me to eat the food you made in
your kitchen. I don't know how I feel about that.
I'm just that I'm not a big potluck guy.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
No it's not your thing. No, i'lltop inviting you.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
But I'm also stop inviting media potlet But in fairness,
I'm also a guy who like, I'll go to a
restaurant with an A sanitation score, and I still like,
if the kitchen's open, I don't look at it. I
look down. I don't need to see the process. I
don't need to see how the sausage is made. Like,
just cook the food and give it to Because there
are people listening now going, dude, have you seen it
back at some restaurants You've probably eaten that. No, I haven't,
(03:23):
But ignorance is bliss.
Speaker 4 (03:25):
Yeah, I mean I've worked in a restaurant, So I
feel like, once you do that, it's kind of like,
all right, you have an idea and you.
Speaker 7 (03:33):
Just accept it.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
I guess, I guess, I guess. Maybe. All right, Busy
Thursday Show Today, we'll get to the biggest stories at
the day headlines in just a second. The Entertainment Report
Showbiss Jason Today, It's Kiki Showbis Jason. Entertainment Jason, what
are you working on.
Speaker 4 (03:49):
So I'm going to tell you which reality start admitted
to having bloody knuckles after finding out her husband was cheating.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
Oh damn, okay, all right, waiting at the phone this
morning from the Hall of Fame. What but he get ghosted?
He throw back, throw down, he's on the way paying bills,
A bunch of chances at one thousand bucks. I want
to know eight five, five, five nine one one oh
three five if you were ever a single person, or
if you are a single person and you went to
a wedding and you were and there was an attempt
(04:16):
to set up, because I feel like what happens is
a single person goes to wedding and it's been a while,
I guess, since I mean usually it's this is way
more common I think in people's twenties or whatever. But like,
you go to a wedding and in your single and
there's usually other single people there, and so like the
groom of the bride is like, well, at our wedding,
you need to meet Sally because Sally's single, and I
(04:38):
think you guys would like each other because apparently if
you're at a wedding and you're not in, you're by yourself,
or if you're single, then it's imperative that you are
not because it's so romantic. You know, you have to
have love too, because I feel like I'm always the
single guide the wedding, and it's not so much anymore
because well, first of all, I don't go to that
many weddings anymore. I go to second weddings, I guess,
but they're usually much smaller. I've actually, I've actually stood
(05:02):
in a wedding for the same guy twice already in
my life and I'm not that old. But in my twenties,
I feel like there's a lot, a lot of single people.
And so every time I go to a wedding, oh
you got to meet so and so and oh you
and then and then they tell that person. But what
I what I found is it almost never works, like
has it ever worked for you? Because you know you
sometimes like I can't remember, I went to one wedding
(05:23):
and the brides of the grooms one of the groom's
best men men, I guess, was a former Navy seal,
very good looking navy guy and like good looking dude,
like legit whatever, whatever, And for weeks in advance, it
was that this coworker was going to meet this guy
and they were gonna hit it off and it was
(05:44):
gonna be great. So she got her hopes up, and whatever,
we go to the wedding. Turns out he winds up
liking another one of our coworkers more, and they're the
ones who wind up in the parking lot of the
wedding venue hooking up. And so then homegirl first girl's mad,
but she really has no reason to be mad, because
it's like, well, he picked somebody else. But I mean,
she had her hopes up, seen pictures of the guy.
(06:05):
You know, he'd been talked up, the whole thing. But
I think it's all just kind of a it's a
wild game, you know, and when drinks are involved and
people are going to these weddings and it's like, I
don't know, but has this ever worked? And I bring
this up because a woman has gone viral on TikTok
because ahead of her friend's wedding, a TikTok user named
Mac asked the bride about any possibility that single men
(06:25):
would be attending, and the bride responded, yes, my fiance
is compiling a list, and a day later, Mack received
a full blown power point of all the single men.
Oh good a good friends who are attending the wedding,
not just their names, though this presentation included photos, profession,
current location, where they grew up, what sport they played
(06:46):
in high school. She may not have needed all of this,
but she's based in New York, and I guess instead
of chatting up a guy who lived in Chicago, for example,
she was able to fast track the process go for
another New Yorker. Did it turn out well, No, it
was a bust, she says, but she appreciated the information
and having that beforehand.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
That's nice. I feel like people should do that for
their friends. That is nice.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
But has the wedding arrangement ever worked? I wonder like
if anyone ever left a wedding and been like, that's
the I found the one at your wedding.
Speaker 3 (07:15):
I don't have any friends that has happened to, but
I know that weddings are a romantic place. Like I
feel like every single person that goes to the wedding
is I in the bridesmaids.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
As they walk down the little.
Speaker 3 (07:26):
Carpet or whatever, they're all like being sized up by
the single men.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
And then when they do the little bouquet toss.
Speaker 3 (07:33):
I feel like that's the opportunity for the single men
to kind of pick out the single girls.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
A lot of people I feel like hook up at
other people's weddings.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
Yeah, well, I don't know if they do that thing
and I'm watching, I stay away from the one who's
the most aggressive, the one who's the most rapidus like, yeah,
the one who just like ran across the room and
jumped and wound up on Sports Center for grabbing them. Okay,
that's the one who I think is a little bit
too excited about it, and I need to sort of
take a step back from that one.
Speaker 3 (07:58):
That's me, you throwing albows to get book and all
the guys are watching, going which one of like all
the guys, especially the guys who are in relationships with
these women, because.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
It's like, oh yeah, the one who's like snatching it
from the other one. It's like, oh god, she's with me.
I got to deal with her. Yeah. Well, I just
wonder if it's ever worked, because I mean, I definitely
have met people at weddings and things have happened that
lasted the length of the wedding weekend. And I also
been told so and so so excited to meet you
were setting you up with so and so. This is
(08:28):
going to be great, only for so and so not
to be that excited about it, or for me not
to be that excited about so and so in real life.
But then it's awkward because there's been so much, you know,
build up for weeks and weeks leading up to this.
Speaker 7 (08:40):
Yeah, it's the build up for me.
Speaker 4 (08:42):
I think there's so many things that have to fall
into place perfectly for it to work that I feel
like the percentage has to be low. Yeah, that it's
a lasting thing, like maybe for that night because everyone's drunk,
it looks hot and whatever, but like doesn't mean that's lasting.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
I don't love. There's a very nice thing to do though.
It's a very nice thing to do to make a preason.
Oh yeah, But I will say that the story I
was telling you about the Navy seal and the and
the woman who wound up not being heard wound up
being someone else, this was it was a destination wedding.
This is a crazy story. They hooked up that night, right,
(09:15):
and then the other girls passed, But the other two
traveled together like they traveled because we were we all
lived at the same place at the time when we
were going away to this other person's hometown the bride's
hometown for the wedding. So it's already awkward as the
two go back to the airport to get on the
same flight. The two girls, the one who hooked up
and the one who didn't get to hook up. And
then this is real. The flight gets delayed, right the
(09:37):
flight gets delayed five hours, so I guess she's texting
dude from the night before. Dude drives to the airport,
gets a parking spot in the parking garage, still the same.
The other one is mad, but the one who hooked
up leaves security, goes back through security out to the
parking rudge. They do it again in the parking I'm
(09:58):
like what, And then the other one she's sitting there,
so she's already pissed, and now her friend's not going
to hang out with her for the five hours for
the delay because you're on the parking lot get with
the same guy. But then she was supposed to go Yeah, I.
Speaker 7 (10:09):
Just wanted to go home. I know that girl.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
I just wanted to go home.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
Oh yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
My story made sensor if you need a diagram. But
all I'm saying is this girl's like, not only did
I not was he not into me last night, He's
not into me now. And I got to sit next
to this girl who just hooked up with him again
in the in the parking garage, you know, section C,
on the airport, fresh out the back seat on the plane,
right exactly. Hey, Renee, good morning, Hey, good morning, Hi Renee.
(10:37):
So you have one of these sort of wedding hookup scenarios,
but it worked out for.
Speaker 5 (10:40):
You, well, not really in the end, but so it
was about probably like ten to fifteen years ago, my
cousin got married and I was a bridesmaid in the wedding,
and I ended up hooking up with the best man,
who was, you know, the groom's brother. So then actually
they ended up getting divorced, and recently she ended up
(11:02):
getting remarried. But if you can guess, I did not
get an invitation to that second wedding.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
Now, you know, it would have been wild if she
married the brother. That would have been No, he got.
Speaker 5 (11:13):
Married a short while after the wedding, so that might
have been a little questionable.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
Wait a minute, So there was a bit of an
overlap with Renee and the future wife.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
I unbeknownst to me.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
Unbeknownst to me, I wasn't the future wife at the wedding.
How is this even at permitted to occur?
Speaker 2 (11:31):
Exactly? I have no idea.
Speaker 8 (11:33):
I didn't ask questions.
Speaker 5 (11:34):
Sometime ignorance is bliss.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
I agree. I agree with that. Thank you for that
PowerPoint would have been nice. You know, with all this
kind of information. You know, have a good day, do
you too? Thank you for calling known wedding shenanigans for you.
Speaker 6 (11:47):
No, I've never really hot take care. I never really
been to a wedding as an adult. Yeah, my friends,
I'll be having weddings.
Speaker 4 (11:53):
Well, anything that happened that was scandalus was after one wedding,
Paulina and I ended up in the same thod That.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
True, Jason ended, I'm in bed with a woman. I
am the woman. I'm here to tell the story.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
Yeah, well that was what I think. That was the
weekend where I learned that you, if you're not in
the view of others, you don't wear pants.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
That is true.
Speaker 6 (12:15):
Jason Brown yells at me, and now he says, I've
never met someone takes off their pants so much. But
I hate wearing pants, especially to bed. I want to
wear pants to bed. But I asked him if I can
sleep over because he was staying at the hotel and
I thought this whole time, I'm like, oh, I'm going home.
I'm not staying at this place. Oh no, I had
a great time. I I don't want to party. So
I asked him, can I can I stay with you?
Can I sleep over? He's like yes, but I'm building
(12:35):
a wall. He built a wall of pillows because he
didn't want to be by a woman. And then he
woke up at four am. And I'm not even being funny.
He screamed dead and shot up from like the bed,
like he just got up.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
And that scares me to this day. That was a
interesting night.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
Wow, And this all happened because you wouldn't put your
pants on wear pants. I am unbelievable. Amanda, Hi, good morning.
Speaker 9 (13:01):
Hi, good morning. How are you guys?
Speaker 7 (13:02):
Hey?
Speaker 1 (13:02):
So you great? Thanks for calling on for listening. So
you actually have a love connection from a wedding? It worked? Yeah.
Speaker 9 (13:08):
So the wedding was in Cabo. It was my best
friend getting married and the groom's best friend. They like
set us up to walk down the aisle together. Totally.
We're trying, like the whole weekend to get us together.
And at the end of it, it actually worked out.
And we've been together for two years and living together
and it they like totally set us up and it works.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
Wow, And so they'll be coming to your wedding.
Speaker 9 (13:32):
Yeah, and now it's fun because you know, like double
dates is fun because they're best friends and we're best
friends and it somehow worked out for us.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
But have you considered and I'm not putting this on you,
but have you considered that like if one if somebody
breaks up, then the equilibrium is thrown off here. Yeah,
we have real problems.
Speaker 9 (13:50):
We talk about that. We're like, yeah, me and my
girlfriend were like, okay, wait, so if this doesn't work out,
how are we gonna, you know, get together from here
on out. I know, it's been fine and it's been
really fun.
Speaker 1 (14:02):
There you go, Amanda, thank you.
Speaker 2 (14:03):
I have a good day.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
So it worked for you. I mean, yeah, people, I
just think people are in a certain kind of mood
at a wedding, especially I think and I don't mean
to make this, you know, a male female thing, but
I think single women start to feel a certain kind
of way of weddings if they want to be married,
because it's like they're watching it happen for someone else,
but then it's not happening for them. I guess, I
(14:27):
guess I just I as a man, I'm not familiar
with a guy who's been to a wedding and sat
there and was like, man, I wish it were me.
Speaker 3 (14:34):
You don't ever feel that, No, no, no.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
No, because it's short of meeting the person who I
And this is nothing against anyone I've dated, but like,
I don't know that I want to be married. I
don't know that I'm ever going to get married, and
I don't think I've met anyone I should be married to.
So I don't sit at a wedding and go I
wish it were me because I don't know the person
I should be doing it with. And I don't think
a lot of guys are as into weddings as women are,
(15:01):
so I don't know. I mean, I've sat at weddings
before with single guys, so they're not sitting there, not
leaning over to me, going this is so beautiful. I
wish I were standing there. No one, no, no man
has ever said that to me. Oh, but I think
it's kind I don't know. Our weddings kind of typically
more of a female thing.
Speaker 2 (15:17):
I would say, so I think I think so.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
So then I don't Yeah so then, but haven't you
had friends at weddings being like, oh, someday, I hope
it's me, or I hope I have the wedding like
this or something like Jesse. You guys don't say that
to each other.
Speaker 5 (15:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (15:28):
I go every wed and I go to I'm like, okay, yeah,
I like how they did that. I want to do
that my wedding one day. I like how they did that.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
I'm not doing my wedding one day.
Speaker 5 (15:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (15:35):
And then you scan the room for the single man
after a couple of cocktails and you're like, potential grooms
in here.
Speaker 2 (15:41):
So yeah, women think like that.
Speaker 3 (15:42):
I mean, from my perspective, that's how I've thought at weddings.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
But like, yeah, I don't know. I just want to
go home sometimes, that's what I.
Speaker 10 (15:51):
Mean.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
But I'm like, I want to go home.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
What is the earliest possible opportunity for an exit that's
not considered positive. That's where I'm at. I'll get on
tender and find my own people, the headlines, the biggest
stories of the day. Next Fred Show, You're laughing at
my prom photo with Jason, Yes, what are you talking about?
I mean it's a beautiful photo.
Speaker 3 (16:12):
A happy couple, okay, and I have never seen either
one of you smile that hard is your smile in
this photo with get Go.
Speaker 1 (16:19):
We got Geto, the one eyed dog that I want,
and a lot of people do. I hope Gecko got
adopted because the people that hit me up on how
do I get get Go? I'm like, go to pause,
Yeah you want get Go. If you if you went
to I guess Fred Show Radio on Instagram or Fred
on air, you could see that the picture from a
benefit for animal rescue that Jason and I attended. Kiki
was there, Paulina was there. I was there, You were there.
(16:42):
You were there in your power suit.
Speaker 6 (16:43):
Yes, this was like a Onesie power suit, though a
little bit different. And you know, you did mention like, hey,
this isn't what I thought you were gonna wear.
Speaker 2 (16:49):
And I was like, my bad.
Speaker 1 (16:50):
It was more of a it was more of a
snuggy power suit. Yeah, shoulder pads, yeah, with more of
a forever Do you remember the Forever Lazy. It was
more of a Forever Lazy power suit. The Forever Lazy.
If you remember the Snuggie, it was like a like
a ones like a loose onesie.
Speaker 2 (17:04):
Yep.
Speaker 1 (17:04):
It was went viral on you know. It was thing
you call one one hundred number, you could order it
on TV, you know. And then then somebody had the
genius idea to come up with a Forever Lazy which
was a Snuggie, but it had a flap in the
back so you didn't have to take the snukie off
to go to the bath throat. You could sit down
and do what you had to do with the Snuggie one. Which, yeah,
(17:26):
I feel a little weird being completely naked sitting on
the toilet. I feel, and I do it sometimes like
if I am in a situation where I need to
do that and then I'm going to shower, because that's
always the situation. If at all, if at all possible,
I try and handle that level of business, the elevated
the escalated customer surface. I try and handle that and
(17:49):
then shower immediately after. So I'll strip down handle the business.
But it feels weird to be sitting there naked on
the thing on the toilet. Well, you guys know that
feeling all the time if you wear those, yeah, the
body suits, so you know what that slice? Oh yeah,
you basically sitting there. You got to get completely naked
if you got to go to the bathroom because it's like,
you know, your head to tell what that thing.
Speaker 6 (18:08):
I mean, Yeah, it's got to come off that you
can go preferably. Yeah, it's scary though, when like the
little crack you can see somebody looking through, like not
on purpose, but like I don't want to make eye
contact with somebody and you're naked.
Speaker 2 (18:20):
Have you ever done that? No, Okay, you've never done that.
Speaker 1 (18:24):
Have like the little cracks like they're not perfectly private,
they're not. But if you're a woman and you're worrying,
one of those body suits that like is a swim
suit doesn't have the little snaps on it, then you
would have to take it completely off. So you take
your hands down and then and now and now you
have to take the body suit completely down. So you're
sitting there naked on the toilet, but you're in public
(18:46):
kind of.
Speaker 4 (18:47):
Yeah, yeah, it's it's awkward. They should have like no
matter what, like snaps or something.
Speaker 1 (18:52):
They do have it. They do have that.
Speaker 4 (18:54):
Oh, then why do you have to take the top,
because it depends on that depends on the kind of
body suit.
Speaker 1 (18:58):
The fact that I know this is alarming.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
He got a lot of bodies right now.
Speaker 1 (19:07):
So okay, Fred eucked in.
Speaker 10 (19:12):
What I mean?
Speaker 4 (19:13):
Fred's show is on Friend's Biggest Stories of the Day.
Speaker 1 (19:17):
But like when a man loves a woman and you're
you know, you're in a romantic setting and a woman
is wearing that, it's kind of funny if they're wearing
the kind with the snaps like the baby's ass. Oh yeah,
because you go down there and you're like pop and
then the whole thing kind of rolls up like like
you know, it's funny. Though more than once, it's like
(19:37):
a grown ass woman, you're about to do some grown
ass stops and like there are two little snaps down there,
and it's like, how do I get this thing off?
Like down there, you're like it's like the stuff that
like an infant would wear. All right, Rick, Gigi has
this outst I'm like, it's weird.
Speaker 4 (19:53):
Yeah, I don't think I could let anyone do that.
That would mean I have to do it for myself.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
Plus like is it weird to get it back on?
Because they're tight? So aren't you kind of like you
have like one hand like this?
Speaker 2 (20:05):
Oh my head is yes, I don't even like you know.
Speaker 1 (20:08):
What I'm saying, like to get it to snap it
back because it's elastic so and they're intended to be
kind of tight tight, So you're the angles that you
must have to.
Speaker 2 (20:19):
Yes, I'm literally I put yourself in right.
Speaker 1 (20:22):
That's what I get. Acrobatic type stuff.
Speaker 3 (20:24):
Yeah, I hate them, but I love it. I don't
want to no, no, no, girl, that's too much work.
I'd be sweating my makeup and be off.
Speaker 2 (20:31):
Yeah, they weed off trying to put that thing back on.
Speaker 1 (20:34):
So you're more of like it like a swimsuit body
suit lady.
Speaker 3 (20:37):
I'm more of a graphic T shirt the lady that
need to be And the one song that you own one.
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and there were Netflix documentaries. There were like fifty documentaries
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about them. Last year they were given life behind bars
for the nineteen eighty nine murders of their parents in
Beverly Hills. They're going to have a hearing today to
determine whether there's sentence should be revised. If the judge
grants the revised sentence, a parole board will review their
case and could recommend them for paroles. So we'll see
what happens today. So they were going to get out.
It was like, definitely, they're getting out, and then all
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of a sudden everything changed. Firefest too. The headline here guys,
the futures in doubt, which is wild. I had no
idea this would happen. I really for sure thought that
this was going to be the concert event of the century.
I thought for sure that Billy McFarlane, who went to
prison for scamming everyone for firefrest one, I thought for
sure he would beck book only the highest level of artistry.
(21:52):
But it turns out no tickets for the festival are
no longer available for purchase, which is probably a good idea.
It may have been a bad idea to put them
up for purchase can say that you didn't have anyone booked.
Speaker 2 (22:02):
Or location secure.
Speaker 1 (22:03):
No. Yeah, Now, Jess Jason, as a guy who's planned
a lot of concert events, I would say, and I'm
just you know, you'll tell me if I'm wrong here,
I would say, step one would be venue, Step two
would be booking artists. Step three would be selling tickets
after artistry is secured.
Speaker 4 (22:22):
Yeah, there's a lot of signatures you got to get
before you start taking people's money.
Speaker 1 (22:26):
Yeah, you know, well not if you're not if you're
these guys, right, And then you got people on TikTok
claiming that, and they have emails and receipts and everything
claiming that they've been that they were attempted to be
booked for Firefest too. But it's like random DJ in
New York with four thousand followers, Like how that was
what you thought? Like you were like, we weren't even
(22:47):
talking about the C list artists, We're talking about random D.
Speaker 6 (22:51):
Like what would what was this then going to be?
And I'm not going to like Puntacana for that? Where
is that where it was? I was, I'm noting an international.
Speaker 1 (23:00):
But there was some girl on Good Morning America she had, like,
I don't know, fourteen thousand followers, and she like was
a DJ at you know, wherever in New York at
some place, and right even she's going, I'm a nobody.
But they tried to book me for the thing, and
she was like, I asked a lot of questions because
I'm like, this sounds bad, and they didn't like me
asking questions, you know, but she was very humble about it.
(23:21):
I don't know why they called me, but they did.
Speaker 2 (23:23):
Let me check my email. They might reached out to me.
Speaker 1 (23:25):
Oh, dj Era, they wouldn't. I know, they reached out
to your people, but.
Speaker 2 (23:28):
My people didn't even entertain it. No, no, though I'm
too busy, these.
Speaker 1 (23:31):
Das absolutely not booked. And then Kiki Kiarriok, they wanted
that live at Firefist too.
Speaker 2 (23:36):
Now that sounds on brand.
Speaker 1 (23:38):
Yeah, yeah, we're not gonna we heard you doing Katy
Perry yesterday. We're not going to be able to book Katie,
but we can book you, right. So the original twenty
seventeen Fire Festival was so poorly managed that it inspired
the twenty nineteen documentary Fire The Greatest Party That Never Happened,
which is legendary. If you haven't seen it, but I'm
guessing now this isn't going to happen. But I saw
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somewhere that the fine print on the tickets that you
could buy up until recently, if you read the fine print,
basically it said, we don't have to throw the event,
we don't have to do anything, we don't have to
fit your money back. So it's like, so what.
Speaker 4 (24:16):
Like they're just gonna get suthed because yes, it's in
the fine print, but it doesn't hold up as much
as people think like they can still like whatever, I'm
still gonna get sued.
Speaker 1 (24:25):
If you bought Firefest two tickets, if you spend any
amount of money on that, then I almost think you
probably deserve to not get your money back. Like everybody
knew from the beginning, come on the headline, binge drinking
young women are the party animals, not the guys Anymore.
Recent analysis found that the past month binge drinking among
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young adult females twenty one to twenty three was higher
than males, Reversing the twenty seventeen to twenty nineteen patterns,
Males and other age groups continued to binge and heavy
drink at higher rates. Two conclusions either young men suddenly
stopped or decreased binging, and or young women started to
binge booze more often. Researchers say that more national studies
are needed for clearer resorts results. But do you think
(25:10):
that's true? Yeah, women are drinking more heavily than men.
I think so because we always get the bad rap
like frat boys and chugging beers and shots and college parties,
and you know, we're the crazy one, We're the wild ones.
The only other issue is what binge drinking is defined as,
because like you know, you go to the doctor and
(25:30):
they'll say, oh, yeah, how many how many drinks do
you drink a week? And honestly, I don't drink many.
I can say I can say zero so far this
week and last week. But my issue is that when
I do drink, I drink a lot, right, So it
may be like twice a month or once a month,
but it tends to be a lot of drinks, you know, total,
(25:50):
So I usually just kind of added up and give
them that number. The problem is if you do it
all at once, that's worse than if you did like
two or three a day. Yep, you're not supposed to
do it all in one one. So the definition of
beings drinking I guess anyway, But does anyone answer that
question honestly? I'd like to know when you go to
the doctor, when they ask you how many drinks? How
many drinks are you drinking a week? Two? I feel
(26:11):
like that's the coppoo pulls you over, like you've been drinking. Yeah,
I had a beer, I had two beers, like okay,
But I mean, have you ever answered that question honestly
at the doctor's office? How many drinks? Have you ever
answered the sexual partners question honestly at the doctor's office?
Speaker 7 (26:23):
Oh no, I don't even think I could.
Speaker 2 (26:28):
The limit does not exist.
Speaker 1 (26:30):
I don't think people tell the truth. I don't think
they tell the truth. I unless he answers one or
something or two or whatever you're married and you haven't. Maybe,
but I don't think single people are answering that question honestly.
And I don't think anyone's answering the drinking question honestly.
I don't.
Speaker 3 (26:42):
For some reason, I start feeling like an alcoholic when
I answer that question.
Speaker 2 (26:46):
I really don't drink for real like that at all.
Speaker 3 (26:49):
And for some reason, that question makes me feel like man, like,
you know, maybe I do have a problem, Like, let
me admit that I have all.
Speaker 1 (26:56):
These drinks and I really don't you go to the key.
He goes to the doctor's office. Yes, how many containers
of the stuff that's inside neon lights have you drank
in the last couple of weeks?
Speaker 6 (27:07):
The friend, it says here, binge drinking, sorry to cut
you off, is four or more drinks for women or
five or more friends time during an occasion. So like
a Saturday night out, if you have five drinks, you're
a binge drinker.
Speaker 2 (27:19):
You're up.
Speaker 1 (27:21):
That fish bowl that you drink at pipes every week,
the Mexican restaurant that you go to in your neighborhood. Yeah,
that's considered bench drinking. You are a binge drinker, Jason.
Speaker 2 (27:30):
That's a lot.
Speaker 1 (27:31):
They obviously didn't ask you about this thing, because then again,
the person making the drinks for you drinks double what
you do, So maybe that's the person they talk to
come up with this number. I don't know what your
kids up to this morning, eating fruit lufs or whatever,
but this ten year old girl is set to graduate
from college. Her name is Alyssa. She's ten, lives in California,
one month away from graduating from two year college, she
(27:53):
learned to read it too doing Algebrad five started college
when she was eight. She'll earn two associates to grease,
one in multiple sciences and another in mathematics. With a
final GPA close to four point zero, The ten year
old says, it's very fun for me. It's almost as
fun as playing outside or riding a bike or doing whatever.
I just enjoyed learning. There's so many interesting things out there.
(28:14):
As far as next steps, she's waiting to hear if
she was accepted to Stanford at ten, that's crazy and
she wants to work in AI ten years old?
Speaker 2 (28:23):
So how do I get there?
Speaker 5 (28:24):
Like?
Speaker 2 (28:24):
How do I raise my child to be this girl?
I just like her?
Speaker 1 (28:28):
I feel like you would maybe already know, you just
born with it, if your kid was going to be
if GG was going to go to Stanford at age ten,
I feel like we would already know, because she'd be
reading you know right, She'd be asking you. She'd be
speaking to you in several languages, asking you at one
year old, asking you.
Speaker 6 (28:43):
I would talks trait though, I think my kids like,
she's going to be a somebody.
Speaker 1 (28:47):
Here we go. Your kids might be a somebody, but
are you are? You know, there's no doubt that you're
that's going to be somebody. She is that girl, that girl,
she is that one year old. There is no I
can see the way she's strutted around her birthday party
telling this she wanted to go outside. It was ten
degrees outside. She didn't care.
Speaker 4 (29:06):
That's where I'm going people, half.
Speaker 1 (29:11):
Of the police and firefighter for us following her around
because those are her grandparents. I love. I love watching
a cop chase a one year old arrest. But everybody,
don't you're gonna be that person. Everybody thinks they're kid.
Every I only have one friend that's like, my kid's
a dummy. I only have one friend. But everybody else
I talk to it's like, oh no, oh my god,
(29:33):
Oh young young Steve, Oh my god, he's eight. And
the teachers say they've never seen anything like this, They've
never seen it. I feel like every parent says that
about their kid. Very few parents are like, honestly, we're
just hoping that. We're hoping that, you know, Wendy's woulday
(29:54):
I mean, and there's other wrong with Wendy's but we're hoping.
We're just hoping to get her out of the house
at some point, like, oh my god, maybe she'll move
on someday. Okay, So why are you so convinced that
your kid is exceptional?
Speaker 6 (30:05):
Okay? My kid is one year old, right, she's one
year old. But I swear to God, she understands four
languages right now, including sign language. This girl the sign
language to me, I don't even know sign language. She knows, Like,
how do you know.
Speaker 1 (30:17):
That she knows?
Speaker 6 (30:20):
Miss Rachel teaches us both like you know, like they
all done and the morn and all these things, and
like I love you.
Speaker 2 (30:27):
I'm like, whoa girl? And then I could tell her
something in Spanish and in Polish and the girl she
knows I don't even know.
Speaker 6 (30:34):
And then she every night now she takes out her
pacifier and I'm rocking her to sleep and she talks
to me.
Speaker 2 (30:39):
The girl wants to talk. She got something to say.
Speaker 1 (30:41):
So what is she saying? Though, there's a lot.
Speaker 6 (30:43):
Of repetition, So we'll name everybody. I'm less it's Mama
dot d d yes. And then she just goes like
what I'm like, you tell me more, but you have
to talk to them so they understand words.
Speaker 1 (30:55):
And maybe she is, maybe she's a genius.
Speaker 6 (30:57):
She is she Okay, what one year old wants to
read a book instead of playing with toys?
Speaker 5 (31:01):
Why?
Speaker 1 (31:02):
I don't know, or dirt. Maybe we're going to do this,
stry about you. Maybe you're on your Maybe and maybe
the fact that she's not playing with dirt means that
she's going to be at Stanford by age ten.
Speaker 6 (31:10):
She loved her books, like that's that's a sign you guys.
Speaker 1 (31:14):
Yes, I love this. Here's what I want to know.
And I don't know if anyoney's willing to do this.
We don't really have time, but I don't care eight
five five five three five. If you're driving to work
right now and maybe your kids around, you can't do this.
I want to talk to the people who are like,
my kid's kind of a dumb ass. Oh my god,
you don't have to say it like that, but you
know what I mean, Like, yeah.
Speaker 2 (31:33):
Everybody love this.
Speaker 1 (31:36):
Everybody knows. Everybody knows the parent, and it's more than
not that it's like my kid is exceptional. The teacher's
just saying, or like it's with sports. Because I have
friends now who have kids that are four or five, six, seven,
like they're getting into this stage where they're beginning to
see what they're made of. And I don't have very
(31:58):
many people in my life. Like everybody's oh my god.
The t ball coaches are saying this. The scouts are
watching him over there were scouts. I don't know that
he's even going. I think he might go t ball
right to the majors. And we're having these conversations and
I'm like, really, dude, you know, or it's like this.
The teachers are saying that this kid is exceptional, like honestly,
(32:19):
like the teachers are saying they've never seen intelligence like
this before, you know. But very rarely do you hear
somebody say a parent, go, honestly, we're we're truly hoping
to get through the day. Yeah, we very rarely hear that.
I'd love to hear it if anyone's willing to be like,
I love my child deeply, but I have serious concerns.
(32:44):
I would love to hear it. I wrapped this up.
The nine hundred and eighteen people they played Monopoly to
break the world record, how much time did they have?
It's for a good cause, though, I mean, has anyone
ever finished a monopoly That's maybe a topic in itself.
Has anyone finished a Monopoly game? My history of the world?
Is there ever an end? Where is the end to monopoly?
I've you win well because you can keep buying stuff,
(33:06):
you can keep building stuff. What is it if you
run out? If everyone runs out of money.
Speaker 7 (33:09):
Except for you, you're the only one left with money.
Speaker 1 (33:11):
I guess I've never ever been close to that. A
total of nine hundred and eighteen people sat down at
one hundred and fifty tables to play simultaneous games of
Monopoly to break a Guinness World Record in Australia. The
record attempt was organized by the Little Legs Foundation of
charity that raises funds and awareness for children with brain cancer,
which is a great cause. So why by all means?
It's get to know your Customer's Day. It's National Haiku
(33:32):
Poetry Day and National Ellis Island Family History Day. He's
be able talking to someone who's actually willing to admit.
Speaker 7 (33:39):
No, But Marta and Linda Brown get off it.
Speaker 2 (33:42):
Off the line. Marta and lew Never.
Speaker 1 (33:46):
Hey, Lisa, Yes, your kids a dummy kinda.
Speaker 9 (33:51):
Kinda He's looking at me funny right now?
Speaker 1 (33:54):
You're there always. He's there for this.
Speaker 9 (33:58):
I did to school.
Speaker 1 (33:59):
I did say, don't do it in front of your kid.
I did suggest that.
Speaker 5 (34:03):
I told him I should call him.
Speaker 9 (34:04):
He said, yeah, you should.
Speaker 1 (34:07):
Now explain to me how old is is this child, Lisa.
Speaker 10 (34:10):
He's thirteen.
Speaker 1 (34:11):
He's thirteen, and he's dumb.
Speaker 8 (34:14):
He's one of those smart dummies.
Speaker 1 (34:18):
What does that mean?
Speaker 5 (34:21):
So like so like the kids like he's on Honor.
Speaker 1 (34:23):
Roll, right, why is that dumb? No?
Speaker 8 (34:27):
But listen, this is the same kid who thought that
the slave days were the eighties.
Speaker 4 (34:32):
Oh okay, so history is not little mixed out his
thick Okay, and I understand, yes, I you know the confusion.
My my knowledge of geography, history, common sense has ever
been there.
Speaker 7 (34:42):
However, I was on Honor Roll, so I'm done.
Speaker 1 (34:44):
Wow wow wow, Okay, So maybe not doesn't have all
the facts straight.
Speaker 8 (34:51):
He's up my freshman yearbook picture and thought that everything
was in black.
Speaker 9 (34:57):
And white then because it just so happened to have
been in black and oh.
Speaker 1 (35:01):
This yearbooks are oftentimes in black and white. Yeah, okay,
all right, Well, I wish him the best with supportive
parents like you.
Speaker 2 (35:07):
I don't know, I mean, is he the only child.
Speaker 6 (35:10):
Do you have another home sister?
Speaker 1 (35:13):
Do we have more hope for her? Lisa? This might
be your fault because there's only one you and the
two of them. Soak you, Lisa, have a good day.
Glad you called do right there? Hey Ricky, my god,
(35:40):
Hey Ricky, So just real talk here. You say, you
know how many kids you have? I got four all together.
Now you have four kids, and you can look at
these kids, and I think it's just very honest. And
you can look at the kids and you can tell
which ones are going to succeed in which ones you
have questions about. Correct.
Speaker 11 (35:57):
I got my oldest one, Now, she's really smart, really
book smart, not just that, not super street smart. Okay,
you got my firstborn son, he's uh, oh, that's such.
Say he's probably gonna go to trade school.
Speaker 1 (36:10):
School's not for everybody, there's nothing wrong with it.
Speaker 11 (36:17):
And then I got his younger brother. He's, uh, that's
the lazy one. He's a smart one, but he's the
lazy one. Okay, if he applied himself, he'd be pretty special.
Speaker 1 (36:25):
Okay, all right, was young potentially.
Speaker 11 (36:28):
My youngest Yeah, my youngest one is only three months.
Speaker 1 (36:33):
So we don't know. So we don't know yet.
Speaker 7 (36:34):
It's a toss up.
Speaker 1 (36:36):
That one could go either way.
Speaker 11 (36:40):
But school's not for School's not for everybody. I mean
I was in the same boat with my siblings. I'm
the youngest one and I was lazy, but I was
all right. And then yeah, my middle brother, well, same thing.
It's not School's not for everybody.
Speaker 1 (36:57):
Honest, it's honest, Ricky, thank you, good, thank you. I
thought he was gonna tell me my my three month
old is and mensa or something like, Okay, now come on,
how do you know he's not very honest? I mean,
I'm sure as a parent, you can look at your
kid you love them more all equally, hopefully except for Lisa,
she doesn't. But and you can be like, look, I
think this one is you know, this one has the
(37:18):
potential to be an accountant or a scientist or a doctor,
and this one doesn't. No, I gotta be honest as
a parent. If I were a parent, I think I
would want I mean, of course want streets, smart and
you want it all right, yeah, but I would be
happy with enough enough intelligence to get you through school.
You know, such a we don't have issues. But I
think I would want a heavy emphasis on the street smarts.
(37:42):
I think that's what that would be. I could trade
every day because if I had a genius kid that
like couldn't put his or her own shirt on or something,
you know what I mean, Like we have a like
that's going to be challenging. I want my kid to
have both, Yeah, coms ideally smart enough to not be stupid,
but also enough that I can I can push you
(38:03):
out of the door and I don't have to worry
that you know that you're not going to get taken
advantage of or scammed or whatever. Hey Kayley, good morning.
So this is what the this is what Bellotype did,
and you tell me this is right? Says Kaylee. Adopted
her sister and realized she's kind of dumb?
Speaker 2 (38:22):
Is that you.
Speaker 1 (38:25):
Now tell me? Tell me more, a little bit more
for me? Just if you could expound on that a
little bit.
Speaker 8 (38:30):
So I told her it was about a chapter book.
But I'm sitting here thinking, I'm like, those are other
things that added up to cheeze. I should have recognized
the sign. One was one day we were going to
Chick fil A and she was like, how come chick
fil a is an Indian food and I was like,
what are you talking about right now? And she was like,
you know the three dots that they put on letters
(38:52):
in India, Why isn't it Indian food and it's chicken?
And I was like, oh my god.
Speaker 2 (38:57):
Huh not Indian dot and the letters?
Speaker 1 (39:02):
Oh boy. So we have a number of issues and
another one I'm feeling stupid right now actually, so yeah, huh.
Speaker 8 (39:12):
And she came to me while I was at work
and brought me a gift and I was like, oh
my gosh, thank you so much. She was like, yeah,
Happy vein Arians Day and I'm like, what.
Speaker 1 (39:23):
Veterans Day? Wow? So we have some history to learn
and we have some.
Speaker 2 (39:28):
O yeah the signs.
Speaker 1 (39:32):
Oh boy, all right, Chaylee. We got a lot of
issues here, Kaylee. I wish I wish you well with that. Okay,
thank you? Wow, Okay, we needed a little social studies class.
Maybe I have no room. Maybe okay, one more.
Speaker 10 (39:51):
Hey.
Speaker 1 (39:52):
I mean I just love hearing parents talk about how
dumb there's kids have. Bridget Hello, bridget high, you have
thirteen year old? Yes, no common sense?
Speaker 10 (40:04):
No common sense whatsoever?
Speaker 1 (40:06):
Give me an example.
Speaker 2 (40:09):
In school.
Speaker 10 (40:10):
It's like one of the hardest things for him to
do is like read and like just just normal common sense, right,
like just as a thirteen year old boy. But the
kid could lay like a hardwood floor, like he's like
the rain man.
Speaker 6 (40:26):
Okay, okay, skills really makes us like he needs like military.
Speaker 10 (40:34):
But I told them, like, do military like colleges and
take whatever comes to you. More than likely you'll probably
be the army instead of the Marines.
Speaker 1 (40:44):
Oh oh wow, wow, so we just did. We're going
to insult branches of the military. Trouble here.
Speaker 8 (40:54):
I love military.
Speaker 1 (40:56):
You're just saying that.
Speaker 11 (40:57):
Okay, family does it?
Speaker 2 (40:59):
My family doesn't.
Speaker 10 (41:00):
What I mean when it comes to him, I'm hoping
for the army at least.
Speaker 1 (41:06):
Oh no, oh no, all right, Bridget, thank you, have
a good day. I'm scared of the stop it now.
I mean, how many people can can our colors insult
so far this morning? I don't either, they don't.
Speaker 2 (41:19):
I'm on the front line. I'm on the front line.
That is cold hearted, girl.
Speaker 1 (41:33):
Someone just say s my kid needs to marry Rich
waiting by the phone's next more Fred show, Next
Wait, wait, it's Radio Survivor. I've been saying this for years.
This is Radio Survivor. We're going to find out in
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manage to get people to continue listening. Fread's show is
(00:27):
on pretty much. I still stand by that theory, yep,
that we are in a simulation. Morning everyone, Thursday, April seventeenth,
It's the Fred Show. Kiki, Good morning. Caylee's out today.
Hi Jason Brown, Hi Paulina. What are you calling it?
Jewish soup?
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Yes, she made us some Jewish soup.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
It's montebolsup and she made it for us.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
She scolded me this morning on the elevator wife, because
she said, I text you and ask you if you
want to soup, and you didn't respond, So I brought
you soup anyway. I said, yes, ma'am, I will eat
the soup whenever you want me.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
To eat the soup whatever.
Speaker 4 (01:01):
Yes, chef, Wow, Wow, don't you worry because I got
her together because I specifically asked for it yesterday when
I still felt sicked. Oh, and it wasn't here. So
now we're day late. Okay, so her pay husband docs. Yeah,
so I think he's going to give it right back
to her.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
Because I didn't respond either, because I was out, you know,
flying around with the dogs and stuff. I was busy.
But she didn't say anything to me. She doesn't say
anything to me. Well, what I got stuff to do?
Speaker 2 (01:24):
No, why response to her?
Speaker 5 (01:27):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
I didn't either.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
I'll be honest, Like, if I'm if I'm really busy
and I'm not doing stuff and I see like group chat,
group chat, like do you need anything yet, I mute
it because I'm like, I can't right now. I can't
write now, I got I gotta do it this stuff
and so I'll get back to it. And I forgot
to get back to it. But she doesn't come for me.
She only comes for you, guys.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
She I'm terrified when I tell you, I was trying
to hit the clothes button on the elevator before she
got there. Oh she didn't see me. She just see
me and she jumped right in there. I was like,
oh my god.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
Well, I love how we're gonna The thing that's supposed
to make us all feel better is soup made by
the girl who started the whole thing. I mean, they
illness begin the neurovirus lives in her house. But I'm
supposed to eat the soup that she made in her kitchen?
What is the sanitations go on? I would like to
see somebody send we have a food and inspector person
who listens to our show. Send that person over there,
(02:16):
and let's a dress. You know what we're working with you.
I want to I want a full germ analysis. If
that's the thing on bellahamine our intern's kitchen.
Speaker 6 (02:26):
She doesn't get it yet that you don't eat in
people's houses like she doesn't understand are.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
A dangerous thing. Yeah, it's potlucks are the wild wild
West as far as I'm concerned. I mean, have you
seen have you ever gone to someone's house and see
how certain people live and look at that? If you
want to live like that, that's entirely up to you.
You are welcome to do that, no judgment from me.
I'm just not I'm just not eating the keysh that
you made, you know, because you could hardly keep yourself clean.
(02:52):
So I mean, there's a stain on your shirt, but
you want me to eat the food you made in
your kitchen. I don't know how I feel about that.
I'm just that I'm not a big potluck guy.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
No it's not your thing. No, i'lltop inviting you.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
But I'm also stop inviting media potlet But in fairness,
I'm also a guy who like, I'll go to a
restaurant with an A sanitation score, and I still like,
if the kitchen's open, I don't look at it. I
look down. I don't need to see the process. I
don't need to see how the sausage is made. Like,
just cook the food and give it to Because there
are people listening now going, dude, have you seen it
back at some restaurants You've probably eaten that. No, I haven't,
(03:23):
But ignorance is bliss.
Speaker 4 (03:25):
Yeah, I mean I've worked in a restaurant, So I
feel like, once you do that, it's kind of like,
all right, you have an idea and you.
Speaker 7 (03:33):
Just accept it.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
I guess, I guess, I guess. Maybe. All right, Busy
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Speaker 4 (03:49):
So I'm going to tell you which reality start admitted
to having bloody knuckles after finding out her husband was cheating.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
Oh damn, okay, all right, waiting at the phone this
morning from the Hall of Fame. What but he get ghosted?
He throw back, throw down, he's on the way paying bills,
A bunch of chances at one thousand bucks. I want
to know eight five, five, five nine one one oh
three five if you were ever a single person, or
if you are a single person and you went to
a wedding and you were and there was an attempt
(04:16):
to set up, because I feel like what happens is
a single person goes to wedding and it's been a while,
I guess, since I mean usually it's this is way
more common I think in people's twenties or whatever. But like,
you go to a wedding and in your single and
there's usually other single people there, and so like the
groom of the bride is like, well, at our wedding,
you need to meet Sally because Sally's single, and I
(04:38):
think you guys would like each other because apparently if
you're at a wedding and you're not in, you're by yourself,
or if you're single, then it's imperative that you are
not because it's so romantic. You know, you have to
have love too, because I feel like I'm always the
single guide the wedding, and it's not so much anymore
because well, first of all, I don't go to that
many weddings anymore. I go to second weddings, I guess,
but they're usually much smaller. I've actually, I've actually stood
(05:02):
in a wedding for the same guy twice already in
my life and I'm not that old. But in my twenties,
I feel like there's a lot, a lot of single people.
And so every time I go to a wedding, oh
you got to meet so and so and oh you
and then and then they tell that person. But what
I what I found is it almost never works, like
has it ever worked for you? Because you know you
sometimes like I can't remember, I went to one wedding
(05:23):
and the brides of the grooms one of the groom's
best men men, I guess, was a former Navy seal,
very good looking navy guy and like good looking dude,
like legit whatever, whatever, And for weeks in advance, it
was that this coworker was going to meet this guy
and they were gonna hit it off and it was
(05:44):
gonna be great. So she got her hopes up, and whatever,
we go to the wedding. Turns out he winds up
liking another one of our coworkers more, and they're the
ones who wind up in the parking lot of the
wedding venue hooking up. And so then homegirl first girl's mad,
but she really has no reason to be mad, because
it's like, well, he picked somebody else. But I mean,
she had her hopes up, seen pictures of the guy.
(06:05):
You know, he'd been talked up, the whole thing. But
I think it's all just kind of a it's a
wild game, you know, and when drinks are involved and
people are going to these weddings and it's like, I
don't know, but has this ever worked? And I bring
this up because a woman has gone viral on TikTok
because ahead of her friend's wedding, a TikTok user named
Mac asked the bride about any possibility that single men
(06:25):
would be attending, and the bride responded, yes, my fiance
is compiling a list, and a day later, Mack received
a full blown power point of all the single men.
Oh good a good friends who are attending the wedding,
not just their names, though this presentation included photos, profession,
current location, where they grew up, what sport they played
(06:46):
in high school. She may not have needed all of this,
but she's based in New York, and I guess instead
of chatting up a guy who lived in Chicago, for example,
she was able to fast track the process go for
another New Yorker. Did it turn out well, No, it
was a bust, she says, but she appreciated the information
and having that beforehand.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
That's nice. I feel like people should do that for
their friends. That is nice.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
But has the wedding arrangement ever worked? I wonder like
if anyone ever left a wedding and been like, that's
the I found the one at your wedding.
Speaker 3 (07:15):
I don't have any friends that has happened to, but
I know that weddings are a romantic place. Like I
feel like every single person that goes to the wedding
is I in the bridesmaids.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
As they walk down the little.
Speaker 3 (07:26):
Carpet or whatever, they're all like being sized up by
the single men.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
And then when they do the little bouquet toss.
Speaker 3 (07:33):
I feel like that's the opportunity for the single men
to kind of pick out the single girls.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
A lot of people I feel like hook up at
other people's weddings.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
Yeah, well, I don't know if they do that thing
and I'm watching, I stay away from the one who's
the most aggressive, the one who's the most rapidus like, yeah,
the one who just like ran across the room and
jumped and wound up on Sports Center for grabbing them. Okay,
that's the one who I think is a little bit
too excited about it, and I need to sort of
take a step back from that one.
Speaker 3 (07:58):
That's me, you throwing albows to get book and all
the guys are watching, going which one of like all
the guys, especially the guys who are in relationships with
these women, because.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
It's like, oh yeah, the one who's like snatching it
from the other one. It's like, oh god, she's with me.
I got to deal with her. Yeah. Well, I just
wonder if it's ever worked, because I mean, I definitely
have met people at weddings and things have happened that
lasted the length of the wedding weekend. And I also
been told so and so so excited to meet you
were setting you up with so and so. This is
(08:28):
going to be great, only for so and so not
to be that excited about it, or for me not
to be that excited about so and so in real life.
But then it's awkward because there's been so much, you know,
build up for weeks and weeks leading up to this.
Speaker 7 (08:40):
Yeah, it's the build up for me.
Speaker 4 (08:42):
I think there's so many things that have to fall
into place perfectly for it to work that I feel
like the percentage has to be low. Yeah, that it's
a lasting thing, like maybe for that night because everyone's drunk,
it looks hot and whatever, but like doesn't mean that's lasting.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
I don't love. There's a very nice thing to do though.
It's a very nice thing to do to make a preason.
Oh yeah, But I will say that the story I
was telling you about the Navy seal and the and
the woman who wound up not being heard wound up
being someone else, this was it was a destination wedding.
This is a crazy story. They hooked up that night, right,
(09:15):
and then the other girls passed, But the other two
traveled together like they traveled because we were we all
lived at the same place at the time when we
were going away to this other person's hometown the bride's
hometown for the wedding. So it's already awkward as the
two go back to the airport to get on the
same flight. The two girls, the one who hooked up
and the one who didn't get to hook up. And
then this is real. The flight gets delayed, right the
(09:37):
flight gets delayed five hours, so I guess she's texting
dude from the night before. Dude drives to the airport,
gets a parking spot in the parking garage, still the same.
The other one is mad, but the one who hooked
up leaves security, goes back through security out to the
parking rudge. They do it again in the parking I'm
(09:58):
like what, And then the other one she's sitting there,
so she's already pissed, and now her friend's not going
to hang out with her for the five hours for
the delay because you're on the parking lot get with
the same guy. But then she was supposed to go Yeah, I.
Speaker 7 (10:09):
Just wanted to go home. I know that girl.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
I just wanted to go home.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
Oh yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
My story made sensor if you need a diagram. But
all I'm saying is this girl's like, not only did
I not was he not into me last night, He's
not into me now. And I got to sit next
to this girl who just hooked up with him again
in the in the parking garage, you know, section C,
on the airport, fresh out the back seat on the plane,
right exactly. Hey, Renee, good morning, Hey, good morning, Hi Renee.
(10:37):
So you have one of these sort of wedding hookup scenarios,
but it worked out for.
Speaker 5 (10:40):
You, well, not really in the end, but so it
was about probably like ten to fifteen years ago, my
cousin got married and I was a bridesmaid in the wedding,
and I ended up hooking up with the best man,
who was, you know, the groom's brother. So then actually
they ended up getting divorced, and recently she ended up
(11:02):
getting remarried. But if you can guess, I did not
get an invitation to that second wedding.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
Now, you know, it would have been wild if she
married the brother. That would have been No, he got.
Speaker 5 (11:13):
Married a short while after the wedding, so that might
have been a little questionable.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
Wait a minute, So there was a bit of an
overlap with Renee and the future wife.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
I unbeknownst to me.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
Unbeknownst to me, I wasn't the future wife at the wedding.
How is this even at permitted to occur?
Speaker 2 (11:31):
Exactly? I have no idea.
Speaker 8 (11:33):
I didn't ask questions.
Speaker 5 (11:34):
Sometime ignorance is bliss.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
I agree. I agree with that. Thank you for that
PowerPoint would have been nice. You know, with all this
kind of information. You know, have a good day, do
you too? Thank you for calling known wedding shenanigans for you.
Speaker 6 (11:47):
No, I've never really hot take care. I never really
been to a wedding as an adult. Yeah, my friends,
I'll be having weddings.
Speaker 4 (11:53):
Well, anything that happened that was scandalus was after one wedding,
Paulina and I ended up in the same thod That.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
True, Jason ended, I'm in bed with a woman. I
am the woman. I'm here to tell the story.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
Yeah, well that was what I think. That was the
weekend where I learned that you, if you're not in
the view of others, you don't wear pants.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
That is true.
Speaker 6 (12:15):
Jason Brown yells at me, and now he says, I've
never met someone takes off their pants so much. But
I hate wearing pants, especially to bed. I want to
wear pants to bed. But I asked him if I can
sleep over because he was staying at the hotel and
I thought this whole time, I'm like, oh, I'm going home.
I'm not staying at this place. Oh no, I had
a great time. I I don't want to party. So
I asked him, can I can I stay with you?
Can I sleep over? He's like yes, but I'm building
(12:35):
a wall. He built a wall of pillows because he
didn't want to be by a woman. And then he
woke up at four am. And I'm not even being funny.
He screamed dead and shot up from like the bed,
like he just got up.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
And that scares me to this day. That was a
interesting night.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
Wow, And this all happened because you wouldn't put your
pants on wear pants. I am unbelievable. Amanda, Hi, good morning.
Speaker 9 (13:01):
Hi, good morning. How are you guys?
Speaker 7 (13:02):
Hey?
Speaker 1 (13:02):
So you great? Thanks for calling on for listening. So
you actually have a love connection from a wedding? It worked? Yeah.
Speaker 9 (13:08):
So the wedding was in Cabo. It was my best
friend getting married and the groom's best friend. They like
set us up to walk down the aisle together. Totally.
We're trying, like the whole weekend to get us together.
And at the end of it, it actually worked out.
And we've been together for two years and living together
and it they like totally set us up and it works.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
Wow, And so they'll be coming to your wedding.
Speaker 9 (13:32):
Yeah, and now it's fun because you know, like double
dates is fun because they're best friends and we're best
friends and it somehow worked out for us.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
But have you considered and I'm not putting this on you,
but have you considered that like if one if somebody
breaks up, then the equilibrium is thrown off here. Yeah,
we have real problems.
Speaker 9 (13:50):
We talk about that. We're like, yeah, me and my
girlfriend were like, okay, wait, so if this doesn't work out,
how are we gonna, you know, get together from here
on out. I know, it's been fine and it's been
really fun.
Speaker 1 (14:02):
There you go, Amanda, thank you.
Speaker 2 (14:03):
I have a good day.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
So it worked for you. I mean, yeah, people, I
just think people are in a certain kind of mood
at a wedding, especially I think and I don't mean
to make this, you know, a male female thing, but
I think single women start to feel a certain kind
of way of weddings if they want to be married,
because it's like they're watching it happen for someone else,
but then it's not happening for them. I guess, I
(14:27):
guess I just I as a man, I'm not familiar
with a guy who's been to a wedding and sat
there and was like, man, I wish it were me.
Speaker 3 (14:34):
You don't ever feel that, No, no, no.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
No, because it's short of meeting the person who I
And this is nothing against anyone I've dated, but like,
I don't know that I want to be married. I
don't know that I'm ever going to get married, and
I don't think I've met anyone I should be married to.
So I don't sit at a wedding and go I
wish it were me because I don't know the person
I should be doing it with. And I don't think
a lot of guys are as into weddings as women are,
(15:01):
so I don't know. I mean, I've sat at weddings
before with single guys, so they're not sitting there, not
leaning over to me, going this is so beautiful. I
wish I were standing there. No one, no, no man
has ever said that to me. Oh, but I think
it's kind I don't know. Our weddings kind of typically
more of a female thing.
Speaker 2 (15:17):
I would say, so I think I think so.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
So then I don't Yeah so then, but haven't you
had friends at weddings being like, oh, someday, I hope
it's me, or I hope I have the wedding like
this or something like Jesse. You guys don't say that
to each other.
Speaker 5 (15:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (15:28):
I go every wed and I go to I'm like, okay, yeah,
I like how they did that. I want to do
that my wedding one day. I like how they did that.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
I'm not doing my wedding one day.
Speaker 5 (15:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (15:35):
And then you scan the room for the single man
after a couple of cocktails and you're like, potential grooms
in here.
Speaker 2 (15:41):
So yeah, women think like that.
Speaker 3 (15:42):
I mean, from my perspective, that's how I've thought at weddings.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
But like, yeah, I don't know. I just want to
go home sometimes, that's what I.
Speaker 10 (15:51):
Mean.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
But I'm like, I want to go home.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
What is the earliest possible opportunity for an exit that's
not considered positive. That's where I'm at. I'll get on
tender and find my own people, the headlines, the biggest
stories of the day. Next Fred Show, You're laughing at
my prom photo with Jason, Yes, what are you talking about?
I mean it's a beautiful photo.
Speaker 3 (16:12):
A happy couple, okay, and I have never seen either
one of you smile that hard is your smile in
this photo with get Go.
Speaker 1 (16:19):
We got Geto, the one eyed dog that I want,
and a lot of people do. I hope Gecko got
adopted because the people that hit me up on how
do I get get Go? I'm like, go to pause,
Yeah you want get Go. If you if you went
to I guess Fred Show Radio on Instagram or Fred
on air, you could see that the picture from a
benefit for animal rescue that Jason and I attended. Kiki
was there, Paulina was there. I was there, You were there.
(16:42):
You were there in your power suit.
Speaker 6 (16:43):
Yes, this was like a Onesie power suit, though a
little bit different. And you know, you did mention like, hey,
this isn't what I thought you were gonna wear.
Speaker 2 (16:49):
And I was like, my bad.
Speaker 1 (16:50):
It was more of a it was more of a
snuggy power suit. Yeah, shoulder pads, yeah, with more of
a forever Do you remember the Forever Lazy. It was
more of a Forever Lazy power suit. The Forever Lazy.
If you remember the Snuggie, it was like a like
a ones like a loose onesie.
Speaker 2 (17:04):
Yep.
Speaker 1 (17:04):
It was went viral on you know. It was thing
you call one one hundred number, you could order it
on TV, you know. And then then somebody had the
genius idea to come up with a Forever Lazy which
was a Snuggie, but it had a flap in the
back so you didn't have to take the snukie off
to go to the bath throat. You could sit down
and do what you had to do with the Snuggie one. Which, yeah,
(17:26):
I feel a little weird being completely naked sitting on
the toilet. I feel, and I do it sometimes like
if I am in a situation where I need to
do that and then I'm going to shower, because that's
always the situation. If at all, if at all possible,
I try and handle that level of business, the elevated
the escalated customer surface. I try and handle that and
(17:49):
then shower immediately after. So I'll strip down handle the business.
But it feels weird to be sitting there naked on
the thing on the toilet. Well, you guys know that
feeling all the time if you wear those, yeah, the
body suits, so you know what that slice? Oh yeah,
you basically sitting there. You got to get completely naked
if you got to go to the bathroom because it's like,
you know, your head to tell what that thing.
Speaker 6 (18:08):
I mean, Yeah, it's got to come off that you
can go preferably. Yeah, it's scary though, when like the
little crack you can see somebody looking through, like not
on purpose, but like I don't want to make eye
contact with somebody and you're naked.
Speaker 2 (18:20):
Have you ever done that? No, Okay, you've never done that.
Speaker 1 (18:24):
Have like the little cracks like they're not perfectly private,
they're not. But if you're a woman and you're worrying,
one of those body suits that like is a swim
suit doesn't have the little snaps on it, then you
would have to take it completely off. So you take
your hands down and then and now and now you
have to take the body suit completely down. So you're
sitting there naked on the toilet, but you're in public
(18:46):
kind of.
Speaker 4 (18:47):
Yeah, yeah, it's it's awkward. They should have like no
matter what, like snaps or something.
Speaker 1 (18:52):
They do have it. They do have that.
Speaker 4 (18:54):
Oh, then why do you have to take the top,
because it depends on that depends on the kind of
body suit.
Speaker 1 (18:58):
The fact that I know this is alarming.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
He got a lot of bodies right now.
Speaker 1 (19:07):
So okay, Fred eucked in.
Speaker 10 (19:12):
What I mean?
Speaker 4 (19:13):
Fred's show is on Friend's Biggest Stories of the Day.
Speaker 1 (19:17):
But like when a man loves a woman and you're
you know, you're in a romantic setting and a woman
is wearing that, it's kind of funny if they're wearing
the kind with the snaps like the baby's ass. Oh yeah,
because you go down there and you're like pop and
then the whole thing kind of rolls up like like
you know, it's funny. Though more than once, it's like
(19:37):
a grown ass woman, you're about to do some grown
ass stops and like there are two little snaps down there,
and it's like, how do I get this thing off?
Like down there, you're like it's like the stuff that
like an infant would wear. All right, Rick, Gigi has
this outst I'm like, it's weird.
Speaker 4 (19:53):
Yeah, I don't think I could let anyone do that.
That would mean I have to do it for myself.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
Plus like is it weird to get it back on?
Because they're tight? So aren't you kind of like you
have like one hand like this?
Speaker 2 (20:05):
Oh my head is yes, I don't even like you know.
Speaker 1 (20:08):
What I'm saying, like to get it to snap it
back because it's elastic so and they're intended to be
kind of tight tight, So you're the angles that you
must have to.
Speaker 2 (20:19):
Yes, I'm literally I put yourself in right.
Speaker 1 (20:22):
That's what I get. Acrobatic type stuff.
Speaker 3 (20:24):
Yeah, I hate them, but I love it. I don't
want to no, no, no, girl, that's too much work.
I'd be sweating my makeup and be off.
Speaker 2 (20:31):
Yeah, they weed off trying to put that thing back on.
Speaker 1 (20:34):
So you're more of like it like a swimsuit body
suit lady.
Speaker 3 (20:37):
I'm more of a graphic T shirt the lady that
need to be And the one song that you own one.
Speaker 1 (20:46):
If you've been listening, then you know you one just
one song for the business, that's right. Biggest stories of
the day. If you've been following the Menendez case, it
was super hot last year and then they were gonna
get out and then the DA in LA lost the
election and then the whole thing slowed down. But Eric Laumanandez,
and there were Netflix documentaries. There were like fifty documentaries
(21:07):
about them. Last year they were given life behind bars
for the nineteen eighty nine murders of their parents in
Beverly Hills. They're going to have a hearing today to
determine whether there's sentence should be revised. If the judge
grants the revised sentence, a parole board will review their
case and could recommend them for paroles. So we'll see
what happens today. So they were going to get out.
It was like, definitely, they're getting out, and then all
(21:29):
of a sudden everything changed. Firefest too. The headline here guys,
the futures in doubt, which is wild. I had no
idea this would happen. I really for sure thought that
this was going to be the concert event of the century.
I thought for sure that Billy McFarlane, who went to
prison for scamming everyone for firefrest one, I thought for
sure he would beck book only the highest level of artistry.
(21:52):
But it turns out no tickets for the festival are
no longer available for purchase, which is probably a good idea.
It may have been a bad idea to put them
up for purchase can say that you didn't have anyone booked.
Speaker 2 (22:02):
Or location secure.
Speaker 1 (22:03):
No. Yeah, Now, Jess Jason, as a guy who's planned
a lot of concert events, I would say, and I'm
just you know, you'll tell me if I'm wrong here,
I would say, step one would be venue, Step two
would be booking artists. Step three would be selling tickets
after artistry is secured.
Speaker 4 (22:22):
Yeah, there's a lot of signatures you got to get
before you start taking people's money.
Speaker 1 (22:26):
Yeah, you know, well not if you're not if you're
these guys, right, And then you got people on TikTok
claiming that, and they have emails and receipts and everything
claiming that they've been that they were attempted to be
booked for Firefest too. But it's like random DJ in
New York with four thousand followers, Like how that was
what you thought? Like you were like, we weren't even
(22:47):
talking about the C list artists, We're talking about random D.
Speaker 6 (22:51):
Like what would what was this then going to be?
And I'm not going to like Puntacana for that? Where
is that where it was? I was, I'm noting an international.
Speaker 1 (23:00):
But there was some girl on Good Morning America she had, like,
I don't know, fourteen thousand followers, and she like was
a DJ at you know, wherever in New York at
some place, and right even she's going, I'm a nobody.
But they tried to book me for the thing, and
she was like, I asked a lot of questions because
I'm like, this sounds bad, and they didn't like me
asking questions, you know, but she was very humble about it.
(23:21):
I don't know why they called me, but they did.
Speaker 2 (23:23):
Let me check my email. They might reached out to me.
Speaker 1 (23:25):
Oh, dj Era, they wouldn't. I know, they reached out
to your people, but.
Speaker 2 (23:28):
My people didn't even entertain it. No, no, though I'm
too busy, these.
Speaker 1 (23:31):
Das absolutely not booked. And then Kiki Kiarriok, they wanted
that live at Firefist too.
Speaker 2 (23:36):
Now that sounds on brand.
Speaker 1 (23:38):
Yeah, yeah, we're not gonna we heard you doing Katy
Perry yesterday. We're not going to be able to book Katie,
but we can book you, right. So the original twenty
seventeen Fire Festival was so poorly managed that it inspired
the twenty nineteen documentary Fire The Greatest Party That Never Happened,
which is legendary. If you haven't seen it, but I'm
guessing now this isn't going to happen. But I saw
(24:02):
somewhere that the fine print on the tickets that you
could buy up until recently, if you read the fine print,
basically it said, we don't have to throw the event,
we don't have to do anything, we don't have to
fit your money back. So it's like, so what.
Speaker 4 (24:16):
Like they're just gonna get suthed because yes, it's in
the fine print, but it doesn't hold up as much
as people think like they can still like whatever, I'm
still gonna get sued.
Speaker 1 (24:25):
If you bought Firefest two tickets, if you spend any
amount of money on that, then I almost think you
probably deserve to not get your money back. Like everybody
knew from the beginning, come on the headline, binge drinking
young women are the party animals, not the guys Anymore.
Recent analysis found that the past month binge drinking among
(24:46):
young adult females twenty one to twenty three was higher
than males, Reversing the twenty seventeen to twenty nineteen patterns,
Males and other age groups continued to binge and heavy
drink at higher rates. Two conclusions either young men suddenly
stopped or decreased binging, and or young women started to
binge booze more often. Researchers say that more national studies
are needed for clearer resorts results. But do you think
(25:10):
that's true? Yeah, women are drinking more heavily than men.
I think so because we always get the bad rap
like frat boys and chugging beers and shots and college parties,
and you know, we're the crazy one, We're the wild ones.
The only other issue is what binge drinking is defined as,
because like you know, you go to the doctor and
(25:30):
they'll say, oh, yeah, how many how many drinks do
you drink a week? And honestly, I don't drink many.
I can say I can say zero so far this
week and last week. But my issue is that when
I do drink, I drink a lot, right, So it
may be like twice a month or once a month,
but it tends to be a lot of drinks, you know, total,
(25:50):
So I usually just kind of added up and give
them that number. The problem is if you do it
all at once, that's worse than if you did like
two or three a day. Yep, you're not supposed to
do it all in one one. So the definition of
beings drinking I guess anyway, But does anyone answer that
question honestly? I'd like to know when you go to
the doctor, when they ask you how many drinks? How
many drinks are you drinking a week? Two? I feel
(26:11):
like that's the coppoo pulls you over, like you've been drinking. Yeah,
I had a beer, I had two beers, like okay,
But I mean, have you ever answered that question honestly
at the doctor's office? How many drinks? Have you ever
answered the sexual partners question honestly at the doctor's office?
Speaker 7 (26:23):
Oh no, I don't even think I could.
Speaker 2 (26:28):
The limit does not exist.
Speaker 1 (26:30):
I don't think people tell the truth. I don't think
they tell the truth. I unless he answers one or
something or two or whatever you're married and you haven't. Maybe,
but I don't think single people are answering that question honestly.
And I don't think anyone's answering the drinking question honestly.
I don't.
Speaker 3 (26:42):
For some reason, I start feeling like an alcoholic when
I answer that question.
Speaker 2 (26:46):
I really don't drink for real like that at all.
Speaker 3 (26:49):
And for some reason, that question makes me feel like man, like,
you know, maybe I do have a problem, Like, let
me admit that I have all.
Speaker 1 (26:56):
These drinks and I really don't you go to the key.
He goes to the doctor's office. Yes, how many containers
of the stuff that's inside neon lights have you drank
in the last couple of weeks?
Speaker 6 (27:07):
The friend, it says here, binge drinking, sorry to cut
you off, is four or more drinks for women or
five or more friends time during an occasion. So like
a Saturday night out, if you have five drinks, you're
a binge drinker.
Speaker 2 (27:19):
You're up.
Speaker 1 (27:21):
That fish bowl that you drink at pipes every week,
the Mexican restaurant that you go to in your neighborhood. Yeah,
that's considered bench drinking. You are a binge drinker, Jason.
Speaker 2 (27:30):
That's a lot.
Speaker 1 (27:31):
They obviously didn't ask you about this thing, because then again,
the person making the drinks for you drinks double what
you do, So maybe that's the person they talk to
come up with this number. I don't know what your
kids up to this morning, eating fruit lufs or whatever,
but this ten year old girl is set to graduate
from college. Her name is Alyssa. She's ten, lives in California,
one month away from graduating from two year college, she
(27:53):
learned to read it too doing Algebrad five started college
when she was eight. She'll earn two associates to grease,
one in multiple sciences and another in mathematics. With a
final GPA close to four point zero, The ten year
old says, it's very fun for me. It's almost as
fun as playing outside or riding a bike or doing whatever.
I just enjoyed learning. There's so many interesting things out there.
(28:14):
As far as next steps, she's waiting to hear if
she was accepted to Stanford at ten, that's crazy and
she wants to work in AI ten years old?
Speaker 2 (28:23):
So how do I get there?
Speaker 5 (28:24):
Like?
Speaker 2 (28:24):
How do I raise my child to be this girl?
I just like her?
Speaker 1 (28:28):
I feel like you would maybe already know, you just
born with it, if your kid was going to be
if GG was going to go to Stanford at age ten,
I feel like we would already know, because she'd be
reading you know right, She'd be asking you. She'd be
speaking to you in several languages, asking you at one
year old, asking you.
Speaker 6 (28:43):
I would talks trait though, I think my kids like,
she's going to be a somebody.
Speaker 1 (28:47):
Here we go. Your kids might be a somebody, but
are you are? You know, there's no doubt that you're
that's going to be somebody. She is that girl, that girl,
she is that one year old. There is no I
can see the way she's strutted around her birthday party
telling this she wanted to go outside. It was ten
degrees outside. She didn't care.
Speaker 4 (29:06):
That's where I'm going people, half.
Speaker 1 (29:11):
Of the police and firefighter for us following her around
because those are her grandparents. I love. I love watching
a cop chase a one year old arrest. But everybody,
don't you're gonna be that person. Everybody thinks they're kid.
Every I only have one friend that's like, my kid's
a dummy. I only have one friend. But everybody else
I talk to it's like, oh no, oh my god,
(29:33):
Oh young young Steve, Oh my god, he's eight. And
the teachers say they've never seen anything like this, They've
never seen it. I feel like every parent says that
about their kid. Very few parents are like, honestly, we're
just hoping that. We're hoping that, you know, Wendy's woulday
(29:54):
I mean, and there's other wrong with Wendy's but we're hoping.
We're just hoping to get her out of the house
at some point, like, oh my god, maybe she'll move
on someday. Okay, So why are you so convinced that
your kid is exceptional?
Speaker 6 (30:05):
Okay? My kid is one year old, right, she's one
year old. But I swear to God, she understands four
languages right now, including sign language. This girl the sign
language to me, I don't even know sign language. She knows, Like,
how do you know.
Speaker 1 (30:17):
That she knows?
Speaker 6 (30:20):
Miss Rachel teaches us both like you know, like they
all done and the morn and all these things, and
like I love you.
Speaker 2 (30:27):
I'm like, whoa girl? And then I could tell her
something in Spanish and in Polish and the girl she
knows I don't even know.
Speaker 6 (30:34):
And then she every night now she takes out her
pacifier and I'm rocking her to sleep and she talks
to me.
Speaker 2 (30:39):
The girl wants to talk. She got something to say.
Speaker 1 (30:41):
So what is she saying? Though, there's a lot.
Speaker 6 (30:43):
Of repetition, So we'll name everybody. I'm less it's Mama
dot d d yes. And then she just goes like
what I'm like, you tell me more, but you have
to talk to them so they understand words.
Speaker 1 (30:55):
And maybe she is, maybe she's a genius.
Speaker 6 (30:57):
She is she Okay, what one year old wants to
read a book instead of playing with toys?
Speaker 5 (31:01):
Why?
Speaker 1 (31:02):
I don't know, or dirt. Maybe we're going to do this,
stry about you. Maybe you're on your Maybe and maybe
the fact that she's not playing with dirt means that
she's going to be at Stanford by age ten.
Speaker 6 (31:10):
She loved her books, like that's that's a sign you guys.
Speaker 1 (31:14):
Yes, I love this. Here's what I want to know.
And I don't know if anyoney's willing to do this.
We don't really have time, but I don't care eight
five five five three five. If you're driving to work
right now and maybe your kids around, you can't do this.
I want to talk to the people who are like,
my kid's kind of a dumb ass. Oh my god,
you don't have to say it like that, but you
know what I mean, Like, yeah.
Speaker 2 (31:33):
Everybody love this.
Speaker 1 (31:36):
Everybody knows. Everybody knows the parent, and it's more than
not that it's like my kid is exceptional. The teacher's
just saying, or like it's with sports. Because I have
friends now who have kids that are four or five, six, seven,
like they're getting into this stage where they're beginning to
see what they're made of. And I don't have very
(31:58):
many people in my life. Like everybody's oh my god.
The t ball coaches are saying this. The scouts are
watching him over there were scouts. I don't know that
he's even going. I think he might go t ball
right to the majors. And we're having these conversations and
I'm like, really, dude, you know, or it's like this.
The teachers are saying that this kid is exceptional, like honestly,
(32:19):
like the teachers are saying they've never seen intelligence like
this before, you know. But very rarely do you hear
somebody say a parent, go, honestly, we're we're truly hoping
to get through the day. Yeah, we very rarely hear that.
I'd love to hear it if anyone's willing to be like,
I love my child deeply, but I have serious concerns.
(32:44):
I would love to hear it. I wrapped this up.
The nine hundred and eighteen people they played Monopoly to
break the world record, how much time did they have?
It's for a good cause, though, I mean, has anyone
ever finished a monopoly That's maybe a topic in itself.
Has anyone finished a Monopoly game? My history of the world?
Is there ever an end? Where is the end to monopoly?
I've you win well because you can keep buying stuff,
(33:06):
you can keep building stuff. What is it if you
run out? If everyone runs out of money.
Speaker 7 (33:09):
Except for you, you're the only one left with money.
Speaker 1 (33:11):
I guess I've never ever been close to that. A
total of nine hundred and eighteen people sat down at
one hundred and fifty tables to play simultaneous games of
Monopoly to break a Guinness World Record in Australia. The
record attempt was organized by the Little Legs Foundation of
charity that raises funds and awareness for children with brain cancer,
which is a great cause. So why by all means?
It's get to know your Customer's Day. It's National Haiku
(33:32):
Poetry Day and National Ellis Island Family History Day. He's
be able talking to someone who's actually willing to admit.
Speaker 7 (33:39):
No, But Marta and Linda Brown get off it.
Speaker 2 (33:42):
Off the line. Marta and lew Never.
Speaker 1 (33:46):
Hey, Lisa, Yes, your kids a dummy kinda.
Speaker 9 (33:51):
Kinda He's looking at me funny right now?
Speaker 1 (33:54):
You're there always. He's there for this.
Speaker 9 (33:58):
I did to school.
Speaker 1 (33:59):
I did say, don't do it in front of your kid.
I did suggest that.
Speaker 5 (34:03):
I told him I should call him.
Speaker 9 (34:04):
He said, yeah, you should.
Speaker 1 (34:07):
Now explain to me how old is is this child, Lisa.
Speaker 10 (34:10):
He's thirteen.
Speaker 1 (34:11):
He's thirteen, and he's dumb.
Speaker 8 (34:14):
He's one of those smart dummies.
Speaker 1 (34:18):
What does that mean?
Speaker 5 (34:21):
So like so like the kids like he's on Honor.
Speaker 1 (34:23):
Roll, right, why is that dumb? No?
Speaker 8 (34:27):
But listen, this is the same kid who thought that
the slave days were the eighties.
Speaker 4 (34:32):
Oh okay, so history is not little mixed out his
thick Okay, and I understand, yes, I you know the confusion.
My my knowledge of geography, history, common sense has ever
been there.
Speaker 7 (34:42):
However, I was on Honor Roll, so I'm done.
Speaker 1 (34:44):
Wow wow wow, Okay, So maybe not doesn't have all
the facts straight.
Speaker 8 (34:51):
He's up my freshman yearbook picture and thought that everything
was in black.
Speaker 9 (34:57):
And white then because it just so happened to have
been in black and oh.
Speaker 1 (35:01):
This yearbooks are oftentimes in black and white. Yeah, okay,
all right, Well, I wish him the best with supportive
parents like you.
Speaker 2 (35:07):
I don't know, I mean, is he the only child.
Speaker 6 (35:10):
Do you have another home sister?
Speaker 1 (35:13):
Do we have more hope for her? Lisa? This might
be your fault because there's only one you and the
two of them. Soak you, Lisa, have a good day.
Glad you called do right there? Hey Ricky, my god,
(35:40):
Hey Ricky, So just real talk here. You say, you
know how many kids you have? I got four all together.
Now you have four kids, and you can look at
these kids, and I think it's just very honest. And
you can look at the kids and you can tell
which ones are going to succeed in which ones you
have questions about. Correct.
Speaker 11 (35:57):
I got my oldest one, Now, she's really smart, really
book smart, not just that, not super street smart. Okay,
you got my firstborn son, he's uh, oh, that's such.
Say he's probably gonna go to trade school.
Speaker 1 (36:10):
School's not for everybody, there's nothing wrong with it.
Speaker 11 (36:17):
And then I got his younger brother. He's, uh, that's
the lazy one. He's a smart one, but he's the
lazy one. Okay, if he applied himself, he'd be pretty special.
Speaker 1 (36:25):
Okay, all right, was young potentially.
Speaker 11 (36:28):
My youngest Yeah, my youngest one is only three months.
Speaker 1 (36:33):
So we don't know. So we don't know yet.
Speaker 7 (36:34):
It's a toss up.
Speaker 1 (36:36):
That one could go either way.
Speaker 11 (36:40):
But school's not for School's not for everybody. I mean
I was in the same boat with my siblings. I'm
the youngest one and I was lazy, but I was
all right. And then yeah, my middle brother, well, same thing.
It's not School's not for everybody.
Speaker 1 (36:57):
Honest, it's honest, Ricky, thank you, good, thank you. I
thought he was gonna tell me my my three month
old is and mensa or something like, Okay, now come on,
how do you know he's not very honest? I mean,
I'm sure as a parent, you can look at your
kid you love them more all equally, hopefully except for Lisa,
she doesn't. But and you can be like, look, I
think this one is you know, this one has the
(37:18):
potential to be an accountant or a scientist or a doctor,
and this one doesn't. No, I gotta be honest as
a parent. If I were a parent, I think I
would want I mean, of course want streets, smart and
you want it all right, yeah, but I would be
happy with enough enough intelligence to get you through school.
You know, such a we don't have issues. But I
think I would want a heavy emphasis on the street smarts.
(37:42):
I think that's what that would be. I could trade
every day because if I had a genius kid that
like couldn't put his or her own shirt on or something,
you know what I mean, Like we have a like
that's going to be challenging. I want my kid to
have both, Yeah, coms ideally smart enough to not be stupid,
but also enough that I can I can push you
(38:03):
out of the door and I don't have to worry
that you know that you're not going to get taken
advantage of or scammed or whatever. Hey Kayley, good morning.
So this is what the this is what Bellotype did,
and you tell me this is right? Says Kaylee. Adopted
her sister and realized she's kind of dumb?
Speaker 2 (38:22):
Is that you.
Speaker 1 (38:25):
Now tell me? Tell me more, a little bit more
for me? Just if you could expound on that a
little bit.
Speaker 8 (38:30):
So I told her it was about a chapter book.
But I'm sitting here thinking, I'm like, those are other
things that added up to cheeze. I should have recognized
the sign. One was one day we were going to
Chick fil A and she was like, how come chick
fil a is an Indian food and I was like,
what are you talking about right now? And she was like,
you know the three dots that they put on letters
(38:52):
in India, Why isn't it Indian food and it's chicken?
And I was like, oh my god.
Speaker 2 (38:57):
Huh not Indian dot and the letters?
Speaker 1 (39:02):
Oh boy. So we have a number of issues and
another one I'm feeling stupid right now actually, so yeah, huh.
Speaker 8 (39:12):
And she came to me while I was at work
and brought me a gift and I was like, oh
my gosh, thank you so much. She was like, yeah,
Happy vein Arians Day and I'm like, what.
Speaker 1 (39:23):
Veterans Day? Wow? So we have some history to learn
and we have some.
Speaker 2 (39:28):
O yeah the signs.
Speaker 1 (39:32):
Oh boy, all right, Chaylee. We got a lot of
issues here, Kaylee. I wish I wish you well with that. Okay,
thank you? Wow, Okay, we needed a little social studies class.
Maybe I have no room. Maybe okay, one more.
Speaker 10 (39:51):
Hey.
Speaker 1 (39:52):
I mean I just love hearing parents talk about how
dumb there's kids have. Bridget Hello, bridget high, you have
thirteen year old? Yes, no common sense?
Speaker 10 (40:04):
No common sense whatsoever?
Speaker 1 (40:06):
Give me an example.
Speaker 2 (40:09):
In school.
Speaker 10 (40:10):
It's like one of the hardest things for him to
do is like read and like just just normal common sense, right,
like just as a thirteen year old boy. But the
kid could lay like a hardwood floor, like he's like
the rain man.
Speaker 6 (40:26):
Okay, okay, skills really makes us like he needs like military.
Speaker 10 (40:34):
But I told them, like, do military like colleges and
take whatever comes to you. More than likely you'll probably
be the army instead of the Marines.
Speaker 1 (40:44):
Oh oh wow, wow, so we just did. We're going
to insult branches of the military. Trouble here.
Speaker 8 (40:54):
I love military.
Speaker 1 (40:56):
You're just saying that.
Speaker 11 (40:57):
Okay, family does it?
Speaker 2 (40:59):
My family doesn't.
Speaker 10 (41:00):
What I mean when it comes to him, I'm hoping
for the army at least.
Speaker 1 (41:06):
Oh no, oh no, all right, Bridget, thank you, have
a good day. I'm scared of the stop it now.
I mean, how many people can can our colors insult
so far this morning? I don't either, they don't.
Speaker 2 (41:19):
I'm on the front line. I'm on the front line.
That is cold hearted, girl.
Speaker 1 (41:33):
Someone just say s my kid needs to marry Rich
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