Radio Blogs: Keke Doesn't Want Anymore People in Space!

Keke is tired of hearing famous people go to space and she asks the crew if anyone would actually go to space if given the opportunity!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
These are the radio blogs on the Freshet like you're
riding in our diaries, except we say them aloud. We
call them blogs. Kiki, Yeah, take it away.

Speaker 2 (00:08):
All right, dear blog. I feel like we just all
need to have this conversation as a family to kind
of figure out what is everyone's idea of fun, because
I've been looking at all this stuff about Gail King
and Katy Perry going to space, and I'm just like,
first of all, why, like what, what what are you
trying to see? If they say it's a ten minute ride,

(00:28):
you're going up there, you're coming down. But the risks
that are involved in all of this is insane, and
it's just like, why do it? But this is clearly
somebody's idea of fun.

Speaker 1 (00:38):
If I'm going to risk my life on a rocket
that looks like a like a penis, which it does.
Look this thing up, Look up the blue origin. It's
fallac It is more. It is more phallic than most
I will tell you what. The thing has a head
on it. It does, it does. Look at it, but
look at I'm not even playing with you. I'm not
playing with you. But if I'm going to go, then
we're going all the way to space. We're going all

(00:59):
the way. Like if I'm gonna if you're gonna strap
me into a rocket ship right listen when I'm floating
around for two minutes for vanity so I can get
some press, like we need to go to Mars or
to like the moon or something, you know what I mean.

Speaker 2 (01:12):
That's a lot of risk, right just for a ten
minute ride. Like if you were my friend, Like if
you came in here, it was like, guys, they called me,
I'm going to space. I am the friend that would
try to talk you out of this because what is
the reason your life is fine? You have a beautiful
life right now. Why are you trying to go to space?

Speaker 1 (01:33):
Well, for some of these people it's a press, but
I think for others it's the closest space you're ever
gonna get. Why you don't even know what's up there?

Speaker 2 (01:41):
Like that's what I'm like, I just don't understand the reason.
So I want to know what if you guys had
this opportunity, and I know you do stuff, you sky
down stuff you you you know, ride in there on
some balloon, hot air moons, you fly a plane by yourself,
like you do a lot of stuff that I'm like,
I have to pray extra hard all the time for you.

Speaker 1 (02:00):
I appreciate that.

Speaker 2 (02:01):
Would you go to space if they asked you.

Speaker 1 (02:03):
Yeah, I'd go. Really, I would do it, But I
will say what I would I would be wondering. I
would the whole time. I would be like, is this
worth it? Right? Because if everything goes great, then no harm,
no foul. But if that thing blows up, then people
are gonna be like, why did he do that so
he can float around for two minutes? You know, he
didn't give it you any kind of experiment up there?

(02:24):
Thank you, you know, thank you. I'm kind of with
you though, But I think it's I don't know, you
get to a certain point in life where to say
you go to space. I don't have money, I don't
have many years left anyway, so I mean it's well,
got a space, you know what I mean?

Speaker 2 (02:36):
You have plenty of years, bro? And why could him
short trying to just make a moment like why why
are we doing this? Paulina? Would you go to space?

Speaker 1 (02:44):
No? Cause my mom no se If.

Speaker 2 (02:45):
You asked me five years ago, I would have been like,
all right, get the strap of going to space.

Speaker 1 (02:49):
You can't later, I would need a gun in space.
I'm pretty sure it's safer than what we're dealing with now,
so it might be right. Yeah, it really does. It
looks more phallic than most that thing. So you're gonna
strap me to a to a rocket ship man part
so I can float around for two minutes with Katy Perry.

(03:11):
I don't know. I'm not sure about that now. If
Katy Perry were like, we're gonna get it on up
there to be the first people to ever get it
out of space, I realized she's married. But you know,
now that's a story. Now that's his story. Now that's
even better.

Speaker 2 (03:23):
No, it's not worth the risk, you don't think so. No,
they're not astronauts. This is not their life's passion to
figure out what's happening in space. I feel like they're
doing it for Clout, and I don't think anything goes
well when you do it for Cloud. Now. I'm praying
for them, but like, I don't think you should do
this for Clout. Do it for it because this is
your life's mission.

Speaker 1 (03:42):
It's funny, Kiky, because Jeff Bezos just text me with
an invitation of his yacht. This weekend in Santrape. But
which is he's always asking me to go. I'm like,
I'm busy, right, yeah, it's like I can't make it.
But but he did say, if you'd like to go
to space, will make that happen. He has a spacesuit,
a skin tight spacesuit ready for you.

Speaker 2 (03:58):
Now, I'm good, Jeff, I'm good. You on your space ride?

Speaker 1 (04:01):
All right, I'm all right. Not even if you could
get a million TikTok for yous.

Speaker 2 (04:04):
No, bro, it's not worth it.

Speaker 1 (04:06):
It's not even to promote your TikTok or this show.

Speaker 2 (04:10):
This is like I love this show. But no, it's
like when you drop these people are dropping stuff on
their foot because it's the TikTok Trian. It's not worth.

Speaker 1 (04:18):
You're the same as space it cayl would you go
to space? Yes?

Speaker 2 (04:21):
Oh she would very hard.

Speaker 1 (04:24):
Of course she would beause she lives live. You know
what I do when I'm not putting legos together on
my coffee table, I'm going to say watching The Masters,
right when I'm not assembling a spaceship man of Legos
that was intented for children? What am I doing that?
And going to bed at eight? I am going to
that's how to be right. Thank you guys.

Speaker 2 (04:45):
We don't need it. We don't need it.

Speaker 1 (04:47):
Yeah, space is amazing. Plus you got to prove the
flat earther is wrong. Somebody said the vanity state stuff
is money to fund the important research. Except I don't
think any of them are paying for it, right, because
I think that's all pressed Because Laurence Sanchez Bezos, who
owns the place, his fiance wanted to go. So let

(05:08):
just make a big thing out of it. But I
think the people who are paying for it, I think
you're right. I think that like the rich people who
are paying to do it, or eventually when it becomes
super common, and the people who can afford a quarter
million bucks to go up there or three hundre grand
or whatever it is now, I do think that that
will probably that money will go towards making you advancements.
And so that's great.

Speaker 2 (05:27):
Yeah, if it's your life's work. Man, if you love
space as a kid, I'm all for it.

Speaker 1 (05:32):
Go.

Speaker 2 (05:32):
But these people doing it for clout I just I
did love space as a kid. Well, then all right,
don't let me go something on your space suit.

Speaker 1 (05:39):
Lauren Sanchez always wanted to go to space. No, I
don't think she did. She grew up well, hold on,
where's my music?

Speaker 2 (05:46):
And neither did Gail.

Speaker 1 (05:47):
Anybody, No, maybe I'll pick up. No, it's it's more
funny to you know. Oprah's so worried. Yes, She's like, Gail,
I'll going to space. What's happening right right? Pay you
not to go? Yeah, Gail Camp. She grew up in
humble beginnings, always wanted to go to Space camp. And

(06:09):
her girlfriend Oprah said she would buy a Space Camp
for her, and she said, no, I would rather go
to space with Lauren Sanchez and Katie Perry in space
in a Penis spaceship. And today that Penis spaceship rockets

(06:30):
on its way to Mars for two minutes. Dreams do
come true back to you on the eighteen. Dottie, there's
a woman named Dottie. There's a woman named Dotty. Dotti's
there and she's not going to space today, tho, because
she was like, hell, no, I ain't doing it,