April 9, 2025 • 16 mins
Fred asks The Fred Show ladies what surprises them about living with a man!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
So I believe it was.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
We're out on the porch, which is a table outside
of the studio where the pre show, the pre show
production meeting occurs. AKA, I have no idea what the
topic of conversation will be when I walk in each morning,
and today I believe it was you, Paulina, who said
that you didn't know that men could pee sitting down.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
I had no idea, Like, physicologically.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Physicologically, just tackle the mic again, Okay, let's just start over.
Speaker 3 (00:29):
Physicological, logically, I need to be recharged myself.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
Right, So physiologically you didn't.
Speaker 4 (00:34):
Realize I didn't realize that men could pee sitting down?
Speaker 1 (00:38):
Well, how do you think that we go number two?
Speaker 3 (00:41):
You don't pee, You guys could. But like you're not peeing.
Speaker 4 (00:43):
You give a mission, right, you have something to do,
you have a goal, and that's that's to go number two.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
That's different, Different things are happening.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
I'm not trying to get into like potty stuff. I'm
really not. But when you do that, don't don't. Don't
multiple activities occur at the same time when you do that,
Why would that be different from men? So we would
sit the same way that you do okay, and then
just sort of adjust the part so it all goes
to where it needs to go.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
And then yeah, okay, see that makes sense if you're
going to.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
Dawn of time.
Speaker 4 (01:11):
But would you just go number one? Yeah, number one,
sitting down?
Speaker 1 (01:15):
I I would not. I would not.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
I don't think I know anyone, hopefully whose wives make
them do this. But I've heard and read about men
who are required to sit to pee at home because apparently,
and this is something else that I'm learning this morning. Yeah,
I guess when you live with a man, because you
all three of you claim this is an issue, there's
no aim or no effort to aim, or no effort
(01:39):
to like get it all where it needs to go.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
I'm appalled by this. Let me tell you.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
Even when I'm in a relationship and there's someone in
my house frequently, I'm even more conscious about making sure
that it appears I don't use the bathroom in any form.
So I'm not leaving little drip grabs here everywhere, right
right right, I'm not doing I'm not doing it as
far as you're concerned. I don't. I'm a kendle. I
don't use the bathroom.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
See you think that, but I would like to talk
to the other person.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
Why don't you go to my house right now?
Speaker 2 (02:08):
And I didn't know you were going, And you can
go right now and you can look around.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Ye give me the.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
Key and the key to your car, because you go.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
Into my house, you have to drive my car over.
Speaker 4 (02:18):
It righted a pay in bath with a magnified less inspecting.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
But see, I believe you, though, I truly believe you.
Speaker 4 (02:30):
Yeah, I don't think you like when you aim you
you're on a mission, like there is no missing with you,
because you're like my husband, like he doesn't leave splatter
like you ladies are claiming like my husband doesn't do
that either. But I've seen it in public restrooms aka
at work, like I've seen it in other places. But
I believe you, Fred like you're not.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
Say, when you use it your public urinal, there's always
like a little I'm not trying to be gross, I'm
really not, but there's always like a little puddle in
front of it.
Speaker 5 (02:53):
And I'm like, why you get because the urinal is
the easiest to aim at, like it's literally right front
of you, like you can't.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
The only thing I can say is that it could
get a little drippy if you're standing and you put but.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
This doesn't happen. It doesn't happen.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
There's my house far away, getting closer. It doesn't happen.
Someone to exit a boot camp. We would sit to pee,
would make cleaning easier. Yeah, that's what we do.
Speaker 4 (03:18):
I didn't know that until I saw my best friend
do it one time we lived together and he was peeing.
He cracked it or open to tell me something, and
I was like, are you sitting and pining? Are you pooping?
And he's like, no, I'm being And I was like,
I know you guys do that.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
Like, I don't know. I just never expected a man
to do that, Like.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Did I don't have to what just happened there?
Speaker 3 (03:39):
I have nothing?
Speaker 1 (03:40):
What? What? What is going on?
Speaker 3 (03:45):
I dumped her swear word I didn't hear cut?
Speaker 1 (03:48):
Yeah, yeah you cussed.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
Oh I didn't do that here out of my mouth.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
I didn't. I don't know.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
Are you trying to do it discreetly?
Speaker 1 (03:59):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (03:59):
That wasn't But I mean you'd have to call it out.
Why don't I don't bring it quietly? I've never known that.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
Well, you just stood on the desk.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
Over there.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
It's got to be subtle when both these are on
the top of the table.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
I'm sorry, I think you're trying to dump.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
Something across the room.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
I am too now, I didn't hear it, And maybe
I'm just so used to everyone cussing around here that yeah, that's.
Speaker 6 (04:29):
Why I was like looking at you, oh, you guys,
and no one reacted, and so that I just did it.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
I don't know where I was going. I have no idea.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
I'm very distracted now anyway against someone cussed. So just
so I want to know eight five five three five,
what is something about men that as a woman, Because
we talked to him many times about all the mysteries
of the woman and all the things that men don't
understand and some of the surprising things that men are
(04:57):
paying attention to. But what is something about a man
that you didn't realize until maybe you lived with one
and then you were like, oh really, like what is
something that fascinated you? Like I'm trying to think over
the years of all the different things you guys have
said in here, like like you guys think that we
like helicopter and mess with it in front of the
mirror all the time. Like I remember there was somebody
(05:18):
in here that there was somebody in the I don't
remember who it was used to be on the show
who used to say that, like, oh, you must go
in there and like play with like mess with it
and look at it and helicop and I'm like, no, no, no,
the same way that I don't think that you guys
just I mean, I think for fun time you might
do certain things, but I don't think you guys are
just like I've heard guys say before, if I had boobs,
(05:39):
I would do X Y Z. Well, I don't think
that's happening all the time. I don't think you're just
like really nearly.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
Just you know what I mean, I could do that
now and I don't.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
But like I actually I googled this to see like
what other people have said, what other women were surprised
to learn about men morning? Well, I can say this either,
but I guess we're cussing this morning, so it doesn't
matter waking up when things are are ready to go.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
There's a there's a term for it. Morning.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
Yeah, you know, two by four, morning home depot, morning lumber.
And I guess women were surprised to know that men
wake up that way sometimes but we do it, and
there doesn't have to be a rhyme or reason.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
It just is that way.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
Sometimes you just sort of emerge, you know, from sleep,
and it's like, oh, yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:29):
That that was a new one for me.
Speaker 6 (06:31):
Yeah, if you've ever like seen a man, you know that.
I don't understand how that would be surprising.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
I'm just telling you what's on this list the things
that people have been surprised by. People have been surprised
by how the actual you know that you got the
twigg and you got the berries, and I guess people
are surprised that that that the berries that I describe
this that they change shape kind like that that that
(06:59):
that they container in which they live sometimes will like
And it has to do with mostly to do with
keeping warm temperature. So like if it's cold, they'll go
up closer to your body, and if it's warm, they'll
they'll fall from your body.
Speaker 3 (07:14):
Oh that's a little fun thing.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
But I guess a lot of women didn't know that,
And I don't know why you would necessarily, but be
cause again I think sometimes women give men a hard
time for a lack of understanding about you guys. But
you have to remember, I grew up with two women,
you know whatever. Maybe I'm more thoughtful about these things
sometimes than others. But like, I don't think that most
men ever are educated on some of the things that
(07:38):
you guys think we should know. I don't think anyone's
ever taught us. Yeah, you know, I think there are
certain things that we don't understand about about you guys
that no one's taken the time to be like, hey,
this is how it works.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
You know.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
Like I've seen the barstool videos where it's like how
many tampons do women need?
Speaker 1 (07:52):
Whatever?
Speaker 2 (07:52):
And they'll be like forty. Another guy will be like
one for a week, you know what I mean. It's like,
but like it just goes to show that I don't
know that anyone ever told him that. So I think
there's probably all kinds of mysteries of the man that
no one, I have no idea educated you on. What
surprised you about living with them?
Speaker 5 (08:11):
I mean nothing, really, I mean it's it's I mean,
I don't want to like bragg anything.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
It's pretty easy.
Speaker 5 (08:17):
I mean, we're no surprises, and we just said to
piece so that, like I said, the cleanup's easier. Let
me see here sitting and it's nice getting a load
off along only through this list of things that that's
surprised women about men. My ex wife was shocked at
how short a phone conversation can be for men. My
best friend called me once. This guy literally flew across
(08:38):
the country to be at our wedding. He called me
because he was bringing me to work the next day,
sold me to ride. Yeah, i'll be there in five
to thirty okay. And that was the conversation. And I
guess she's surprised because I guess women don't. They can't
have a short conversation like that. You guys can't type.
I guess I don't know.
Speaker 3 (08:52):
I can short conversation.
Speaker 7 (08:55):
Absolutely yesterday and I was like, okay, I'm gonna go now.
You just did not want to right, we have the room.
I love what you called me. I don't think I
know something's on fire.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
Oh no, well no, that's the thing. I don't pick
up the fire. If the phone rings.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
If I called you, there's something to discuss, like otherwise,
I'll send you a text and it will be short
and sweet with punctuations.
Speaker 3 (09:20):
Oh no, yours.
Speaker 5 (09:21):
Yeah, sometimes it's too long, like what I had to
call you about yesterday, Like that would have been.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
A long tags. Yeah, what did you have to call
about yesterday?
Speaker 2 (09:28):
Her? Oh? Yes, oh okay. I was like, what what
you didn't so.
Speaker 3 (09:34):
I didn't tell you yesterday.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
I don't know what comes to mind for you guys.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
What is surprised you guys over the years about living
with mad How much they eat m really?
Speaker 1 (09:45):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (09:46):
Or like why they like you guys always want like
home cooked meals and stuff versus a girl dinner. Because
when I was by myself for single, I could just
eat whatever, like a little bit of crackers, put that
on my plate, right, Make a little zucchini something just
simple easy, pop it in the air frying. Yeah, make
a zucchini like something just really quick with some hot sauce.
Speaker 3 (10:02):
It was my thing, yes, And then now zucchini again,
zucchini zuchina, I love it. But with Hobby, he can't
eat crackers and zucchini like.
Speaker 5 (10:13):
It just doesn't worry all of us, Like I would
be good with that, But Mike is the type of
man that needs we need a main course, and we
need a side, and then we probably need like some
sort of bread or potato. Right, I'm like a mom
in the seventies, like whipping up like courses with my
aprien right right.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
Someone texted, I used to date a guy that had
to be completely naked to go number two. I've done
that before. Apparently he had to be comfortable and relaxed
getting naked. The only reason I would be completely naked
doing that is if I and I often do this
shower shower immediately after. I like to try and time
that stuff out to where a shower is at least
(10:52):
on the game plan.
Speaker 6 (10:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
No, I'm very strategic about that. Mike does the same thing.
He has a shower after.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
Like if I go home and it's like, okay that
that's going to happen, and then I look at my
schedule and be like, all right, well i don't have
anything to do until I go to the gym. Then
I go to the gym, and then I'm going to
take a shower, so I'm good until I won't see
anybody until then, so we're all set. But like, if
I'm gonna go out after the set event, then there
is a shower to follow. And the worst possible scenario
(11:18):
is if you don't think you have to and then
you take a shower, you get out of the shower
and you realize you have to and you're like, damn it,
because then not like what if I'm going on a date,
you know, and it's I'll shower again, because you know, if.
Speaker 3 (11:29):
It's not a ghost poop, I can't be caught off guard.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
Yeah, you know what. I can't be caught off guard.
Like I can't have this situation where I'm at the
dinner and then I didn't and then it's like, hey,
well you want to go back to mine, and it's
like I wasn't ready for this.
Speaker 8 (11:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (11:43):
For my friends and I, like we all have this
shared experience of our men using our expensive shampoo and
conditioner and stuff in the shower. Like one of their
husbands was like, yeah, it just.
Speaker 3 (11:54):
Smells really good.
Speaker 6 (11:55):
So I started using it as body wash, Like they
don't know how expensive is. Like my boyfriend is brownie.
He was using my purple blonde shampoo and.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
He has his own Champo needs to learn how to read,
because yesterday it was he's taking suppositories in his mouth.
Speaker 3 (12:11):
Well those weren't in the jar, so that one's but.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
How about we read before he puts them in her mouth?
And then like he's using purple hair. Uh, it was
shampoo on his knew he was using it. I'm not
putting anything. I read this, even if I'm to I'm
not going to use purple hair shampoo.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
If I don't have purple hair, I'm not going to.
Speaker 3 (12:31):
Do going to do anything to you.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
I don't know that, so I'm not going to do it.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
I'm gonna I'm gonna read the bottle because what if
I actually mix up the nair bottle. What if the
Nair bottles just hanging around and before long got chunks
of hair coming out.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
I just I like to look at what I'm putting
on my body before I do it. If it doesn't
apply right, Yeah, I don't know what the thing is.
I'm not just popping it in my mouth or putting
it on my hair or my body.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
I'm just not well.
Speaker 6 (12:56):
Again, he thought it was a magnesium not suppository.
Speaker 5 (13:00):
I wouldn't take anything out of your jar period that label.
I can't get over it exactly all day yesterday. I'm like,
I'm not just taking random stuff. I'm not using random
stuff unless I.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
Know what it is.
Speaker 3 (13:12):
Thought he knew what it was, but he clearly didn't.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
But there's no way to be sure that's not in
a bottle. Thank you.
Speaker 8 (13:18):
It's a surprising thing, though, how freely men will use
women's products.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
What I'm saying, I won't.
Speaker 3 (13:23):
I never will use some of these products.
Speaker 8 (13:26):
Like I never let me put on his deodorant, like
he will use my deodorant, Yes, with my lotion, he
will pick it up.
Speaker 3 (13:34):
You guys need to All my friends men do the
same thing.
Speaker 6 (13:36):
And it's like that was over one hundred dollars shampoo
and you're just like putting it on your body.
Speaker 3 (13:41):
Stop it.
Speaker 5 (13:41):
That's wild, like you have We are two men that
live together and we have separate shampoo, body wash, your
like different brands, different.
Speaker 3 (13:48):
Signs, like different locations.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
Yeah, adoring random substances in my hand and putting them
on my body unless I look to see what they're
all breed.
Speaker 6 (13:56):
You don't pee everywhere, you know?
Speaker 1 (13:59):
It just seems kind obvious.
Speaker 3 (14:01):
I don't know your gender.
Speaker 2 (14:03):
Man. Men get shrinkage when they swim in the pool.
That was surprising to women. I guess it has to
do it the temperature.
Speaker 1 (14:08):
Again. Let me see here. My mom used to.
Speaker 2 (14:14):
Tell me not to use this is a dude, I'm
nate My mom used to tell me not to use
her shampoo and conditioner because it was for girls and
it would turn my hair green. Because I'm a boy.
She didn't want me to use her fancy shamboo and conditioner.
Speaker 3 (14:26):
Was she smart?
Speaker 2 (14:26):
I was embarrassingly old before I figured it out. See
there you go, that's that's very smart.
Speaker 3 (14:31):
Yes, I'm going to do that. Have your partners ever
used your toothbrush?
Speaker 1 (14:35):
No?
Speaker 3 (14:35):
I almost broke. Yeah, I might have to wear some.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
Of the guys I had. I had a girl do
that one time.
Speaker 2 (14:41):
We were in a hotel and she wasn't expected to
be there and she just I see her brushing her
teeth and I was like, did you bring a toothbrush
with you? And she's like, no, I the one that
was in your thing. And I was like, I realized
that we were just very close to one another. But
I wasn't between your teeth, right, you know what I mean?
Like get the activities took place where unspeakable moments ago.
(15:04):
But I mean, I mean that's different than my plaque.
It really can we just.
Speaker 5 (15:10):
We have the same like power toothbrush and I have
them labeled like one has an M, one has a J.
So there is no room for error.
Speaker 8 (15:18):
He almost broke up in Mexico over this over international border.
Speaker 2 (15:23):
You know, I threw that thing. I threw that toothbrush away,
went and got another one. Yep.
Speaker 3 (15:28):
But he had to go find me another tooth brush.
Speaker 8 (15:30):
But he had to go downstairs and by at the
little bar, and.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
He went to the bar.
Speaker 3 (15:36):
Right we were about to break up over that.
Speaker 1 (15:38):
He went to the bar and got you another toothbrush.
Speaker 3 (15:40):
Yes, but you guys do like other and that's what
he said.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
He's like, come on, but there is a difference between
what is between my teeth.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
And in my mouth almost.
Speaker 9 (15:51):
Well, I'm not going at all detailed, but I know,
and I'm not a German phoe, but that even gross.
That is gross because it's literally like a device that
room moves dirt out.
Speaker 1 (16:01):
Thank you, thank you. It's not necessarily I'm putting it
in like and the other.
Speaker 2 (16:06):
Activity is we're practicing to procreate in the world. That's
a necessity. It has to be done. You don't have
to use my toothbrush. We have to practice procreation. We
have to and we have to get good at it.
It's imperative. Yes, you don't have to use my toothbrush.
That's the grounds determination man. Thank you, thank you very much.
I wish you'd best in your future endeavors. That's what
(16:28):
I said to this person. I said, you can go now.
I switched the hotel key out. She knocked on the
door and said no, not blowing glass.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
And that was the end of it.
Speaker 2 (16:38):
And by the way, you owe me, you know, seven
dollars for a toothbrush or whatever or whatever. I'm from
a toothbrst carse. I can't remember because they're free at
the dentists. What's are the biggest stories of the day
headlines in three minutes, Fred Show is on
So I believe it was.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
We're out on the porch, which is a table outside
of the studio where the pre show, the pre show
production meeting occurs. AKA, I have no idea what the
topic of conversation will be when I walk in each morning,
and today I believe it was you, Paulina, who said
that you didn't know that men could pee sitting down.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
I had no idea, Like, physicologically.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Physicologically, just tackle the mic again, Okay, let's just start over.
Speaker 3 (00:29):
Physicological, logically, I need to be recharged myself.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
Right, So physiologically you didn't.
Speaker 4 (00:34):
Realize I didn't realize that men could pee sitting down?
Speaker 1 (00:38):
Well, how do you think that we go number two?
Speaker 3 (00:41):
You don't pee, You guys could. But like you're not peeing.
Speaker 4 (00:43):
You give a mission, right, you have something to do,
you have a goal, and that's that's to go number two.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
That's different, Different things are happening.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
I'm not trying to get into like potty stuff. I'm
really not. But when you do that, don't don't. Don't
multiple activities occur at the same time when you do that,
Why would that be different from men? So we would
sit the same way that you do okay, and then
just sort of adjust the part so it all goes
to where it needs to go.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
And then yeah, okay, see that makes sense if you're
going to.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
Dawn of time.
Speaker 4 (01:11):
But would you just go number one? Yeah, number one,
sitting down?
Speaker 1 (01:15):
I I would not. I would not.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
I don't think I know anyone, hopefully whose wives make
them do this. But I've heard and read about men
who are required to sit to pee at home because apparently,
and this is something else that I'm learning this morning. Yeah,
I guess when you live with a man, because you
all three of you claim this is an issue, there's
no aim or no effort to aim, or no effort
(01:39):
to like get it all where it needs to go.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
I'm appalled by this. Let me tell you.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
Even when I'm in a relationship and there's someone in
my house frequently, I'm even more conscious about making sure
that it appears I don't use the bathroom in any form.
So I'm not leaving little drip grabs here everywhere, right
right right, I'm not doing I'm not doing it as
far as you're concerned. I don't. I'm a kendle. I
don't use the bathroom.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
See you think that, but I would like to talk
to the other person.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
Why don't you go to my house right now?
Speaker 2 (02:08):
And I didn't know you were going, And you can
go right now and you can look around.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Ye give me the.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
Key and the key to your car, because you go.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
Into my house, you have to drive my car over.
Speaker 4 (02:18):
It righted a pay in bath with a magnified less inspecting.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
But see, I believe you, though, I truly believe you.
Speaker 4 (02:30):
Yeah, I don't think you like when you aim you
you're on a mission, like there is no missing with you,
because you're like my husband, like he doesn't leave splatter
like you ladies are claiming like my husband doesn't do
that either. But I've seen it in public restrooms aka
at work, like I've seen it in other places. But
I believe you, Fred like you're not.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
Say, when you use it your public urinal, there's always
like a little I'm not trying to be gross, I'm
really not, but there's always like a little puddle in
front of it.
Speaker 5 (02:53):
And I'm like, why you get because the urinal is
the easiest to aim at, like it's literally right front
of you, like you can't.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
The only thing I can say is that it could
get a little drippy if you're standing and you put but.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
This doesn't happen. It doesn't happen.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
There's my house far away, getting closer. It doesn't happen.
Someone to exit a boot camp. We would sit to pee,
would make cleaning easier. Yeah, that's what we do.
Speaker 4 (03:18):
I didn't know that until I saw my best friend
do it one time we lived together and he was peeing.
He cracked it or open to tell me something, and
I was like, are you sitting and pining? Are you pooping?
And he's like, no, I'm being And I was like,
I know you guys do that.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
Like, I don't know. I just never expected a man
to do that, Like.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Did I don't have to what just happened there?
Speaker 3 (03:39):
I have nothing?
Speaker 1 (03:40):
What? What? What is going on?
Speaker 3 (03:45):
I dumped her swear word I didn't hear cut?
Speaker 1 (03:48):
Yeah, yeah you cussed.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
Oh I didn't do that here out of my mouth.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
I didn't. I don't know.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
Are you trying to do it discreetly?
Speaker 1 (03:59):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (03:59):
That wasn't But I mean you'd have to call it out.
Why don't I don't bring it quietly? I've never known that.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
Well, you just stood on the desk.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
Over there.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
It's got to be subtle when both these are on
the top of the table.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
I'm sorry, I think you're trying to dump.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
Something across the room.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
I am too now, I didn't hear it, And maybe
I'm just so used to everyone cussing around here that yeah, that's.
Speaker 6 (04:29):
Why I was like looking at you, oh, you guys,
and no one reacted, and so that I just did it.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
I don't know where I was going. I have no idea.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
I'm very distracted now anyway against someone cussed. So just
so I want to know eight five five three five,
what is something about men that as a woman, Because
we talked to him many times about all the mysteries
of the woman and all the things that men don't
understand and some of the surprising things that men are
(04:57):
paying attention to. But what is something about a man
that you didn't realize until maybe you lived with one
and then you were like, oh really, like what is
something that fascinated you? Like I'm trying to think over
the years of all the different things you guys have
said in here, like like you guys think that we
like helicopter and mess with it in front of the
mirror all the time. Like I remember there was somebody
(05:18):
in here that there was somebody in the I don't
remember who it was used to be on the show
who used to say that, like, oh, you must go
in there and like play with like mess with it
and look at it and helicop and I'm like, no, no, no,
the same way that I don't think that you guys
just I mean, I think for fun time you might
do certain things, but I don't think you guys are
just like I've heard guys say before, if I had boobs,
(05:39):
I would do X Y Z. Well, I don't think
that's happening all the time. I don't think you're just
like really nearly.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
Just you know what I mean, I could do that
now and I don't.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
But like I actually I googled this to see like
what other people have said, what other women were surprised
to learn about men morning? Well, I can say this either,
but I guess we're cussing this morning, so it doesn't
matter waking up when things are are ready to go.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
There's a there's a term for it. Morning.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
Yeah, you know, two by four, morning home depot, morning lumber.
And I guess women were surprised to know that men
wake up that way sometimes but we do it, and
there doesn't have to be a rhyme or reason.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
It just is that way.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
Sometimes you just sort of emerge, you know, from sleep,
and it's like, oh, yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:29):
That that was a new one for me.
Speaker 6 (06:31):
Yeah, if you've ever like seen a man, you know that.
I don't understand how that would be surprising.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
I'm just telling you what's on this list the things
that people have been surprised by. People have been surprised
by how the actual you know that you got the
twigg and you got the berries, and I guess people
are surprised that that that the berries that I describe
this that they change shape kind like that that that
(06:59):
that they container in which they live sometimes will like
And it has to do with mostly to do with
keeping warm temperature. So like if it's cold, they'll go
up closer to your body, and if it's warm, they'll
they'll fall from your body.
Speaker 3 (07:14):
Oh that's a little fun thing.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
But I guess a lot of women didn't know that,
And I don't know why you would necessarily, but be
cause again I think sometimes women give men a hard
time for a lack of understanding about you guys. But
you have to remember, I grew up with two women,
you know whatever. Maybe I'm more thoughtful about these things
sometimes than others. But like, I don't think that most
men ever are educated on some of the things that
(07:38):
you guys think we should know. I don't think anyone's
ever taught us. Yeah, you know, I think there are
certain things that we don't understand about about you guys
that no one's taken the time to be like, hey,
this is how it works.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
You know.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
Like I've seen the barstool videos where it's like how
many tampons do women need?
Speaker 1 (07:52):
Whatever?
Speaker 2 (07:52):
And they'll be like forty. Another guy will be like
one for a week, you know what I mean. It's like,
but like it just goes to show that I don't
know that anyone ever told him that. So I think
there's probably all kinds of mysteries of the man that
no one, I have no idea educated you on. What
surprised you about living with them?
Speaker 5 (08:11):
I mean nothing, really, I mean it's it's I mean,
I don't want to like bragg anything.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
It's pretty easy.
Speaker 5 (08:17):
I mean, we're no surprises, and we just said to
piece so that, like I said, the cleanup's easier. Let
me see here sitting and it's nice getting a load
off along only through this list of things that that's
surprised women about men. My ex wife was shocked at
how short a phone conversation can be for men. My
best friend called me once. This guy literally flew across
(08:38):
the country to be at our wedding. He called me
because he was bringing me to work the next day,
sold me to ride. Yeah, i'll be there in five
to thirty okay. And that was the conversation. And I
guess she's surprised because I guess women don't. They can't
have a short conversation like that. You guys can't type.
I guess I don't know.
Speaker 3 (08:52):
I can short conversation.
Speaker 7 (08:55):
Absolutely yesterday and I was like, okay, I'm gonna go now.
You just did not want to right, we have the room.
I love what you called me. I don't think I
know something's on fire.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
Oh no, well no, that's the thing. I don't pick
up the fire. If the phone rings.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
If I called you, there's something to discuss, like otherwise,
I'll send you a text and it will be short
and sweet with punctuations.
Speaker 3 (09:20):
Oh no, yours.
Speaker 5 (09:21):
Yeah, sometimes it's too long, like what I had to
call you about yesterday, Like that would have been.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
A long tags. Yeah, what did you have to call
about yesterday?
Speaker 2 (09:28):
Her? Oh? Yes, oh okay. I was like, what what
you didn't so.
Speaker 3 (09:34):
I didn't tell you yesterday.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
I don't know what comes to mind for you guys.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
What is surprised you guys over the years about living
with mad How much they eat m really?
Speaker 1 (09:45):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (09:46):
Or like why they like you guys always want like
home cooked meals and stuff versus a girl dinner. Because
when I was by myself for single, I could just
eat whatever, like a little bit of crackers, put that
on my plate, right, Make a little zucchini something just
simple easy, pop it in the air frying. Yeah, make
a zucchini like something just really quick with some hot sauce.
Speaker 3 (10:02):
It was my thing, yes, And then now zucchini again,
zucchini zuchina, I love it. But with Hobby, he can't
eat crackers and zucchini like.
Speaker 5 (10:13):
It just doesn't worry all of us, Like I would
be good with that, But Mike is the type of
man that needs we need a main course, and we
need a side, and then we probably need like some
sort of bread or potato. Right, I'm like a mom
in the seventies, like whipping up like courses with my
aprien right right.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
Someone texted, I used to date a guy that had
to be completely naked to go number two. I've done
that before. Apparently he had to be comfortable and relaxed
getting naked. The only reason I would be completely naked
doing that is if I and I often do this
shower shower immediately after. I like to try and time
that stuff out to where a shower is at least
(10:52):
on the game plan.
Speaker 6 (10:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
No, I'm very strategic about that. Mike does the same thing.
He has a shower after.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
Like if I go home and it's like, okay that
that's going to happen, and then I look at my
schedule and be like, all right, well i don't have
anything to do until I go to the gym. Then
I go to the gym, and then I'm going to
take a shower, so I'm good until I won't see
anybody until then, so we're all set. But like, if
I'm gonna go out after the set event, then there
is a shower to follow. And the worst possible scenario
(11:18):
is if you don't think you have to and then
you take a shower, you get out of the shower
and you realize you have to and you're like, damn it,
because then not like what if I'm going on a date,
you know, and it's I'll shower again, because you know, if.
Speaker 3 (11:29):
It's not a ghost poop, I can't be caught off guard.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
Yeah, you know what. I can't be caught off guard.
Like I can't have this situation where I'm at the
dinner and then I didn't and then it's like, hey,
well you want to go back to mine, and it's
like I wasn't ready for this.
Speaker 8 (11:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (11:43):
For my friends and I, like we all have this
shared experience of our men using our expensive shampoo and
conditioner and stuff in the shower. Like one of their
husbands was like, yeah, it just.
Speaker 3 (11:54):
Smells really good.
Speaker 6 (11:55):
So I started using it as body wash, Like they
don't know how expensive is. Like my boyfriend is brownie.
He was using my purple blonde shampoo and.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
He has his own Champo needs to learn how to read,
because yesterday it was he's taking suppositories in his mouth.
Speaker 3 (12:11):
Well those weren't in the jar, so that one's but.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
How about we read before he puts them in her mouth?
And then like he's using purple hair. Uh, it was
shampoo on his knew he was using it. I'm not
putting anything. I read this, even if I'm to I'm
not going to use purple hair shampoo.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
If I don't have purple hair, I'm not going to.
Speaker 3 (12:31):
Do going to do anything to you.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
I don't know that, so I'm not going to do it.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
I'm gonna I'm gonna read the bottle because what if
I actually mix up the nair bottle. What if the
Nair bottles just hanging around and before long got chunks
of hair coming out.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
I just I like to look at what I'm putting
on my body before I do it. If it doesn't
apply right, Yeah, I don't know what the thing is.
I'm not just popping it in my mouth or putting
it on my hair or my body.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
I'm just not well.
Speaker 6 (12:56):
Again, he thought it was a magnesium not suppository.
Speaker 5 (13:00):
I wouldn't take anything out of your jar period that label.
I can't get over it exactly all day yesterday. I'm like,
I'm not just taking random stuff. I'm not using random
stuff unless I.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
Know what it is.
Speaker 3 (13:12):
Thought he knew what it was, but he clearly didn't.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
But there's no way to be sure that's not in
a bottle. Thank you.
Speaker 8 (13:18):
It's a surprising thing, though, how freely men will use
women's products.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
What I'm saying, I won't.
Speaker 3 (13:23):
I never will use some of these products.
Speaker 8 (13:26):
Like I never let me put on his deodorant, like
he will use my deodorant, Yes, with my lotion, he
will pick it up.
Speaker 3 (13:34):
You guys need to All my friends men do the
same thing.
Speaker 6 (13:36):
And it's like that was over one hundred dollars shampoo
and you're just like putting it on your body.
Speaker 3 (13:41):
Stop it.
Speaker 5 (13:41):
That's wild, like you have We are two men that
live together and we have separate shampoo, body wash, your
like different brands, different.
Speaker 3 (13:48):
Signs, like different locations.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
Yeah, adoring random substances in my hand and putting them
on my body unless I look to see what they're
all breed.
Speaker 6 (13:56):
You don't pee everywhere, you know?
Speaker 1 (13:59):
It just seems kind obvious.
Speaker 3 (14:01):
I don't know your gender.
Speaker 2 (14:03):
Man. Men get shrinkage when they swim in the pool.
That was surprising to women. I guess it has to
do it the temperature.
Speaker 1 (14:08):
Again. Let me see here. My mom used to.
Speaker 2 (14:14):
Tell me not to use this is a dude, I'm
nate My mom used to tell me not to use
her shampoo and conditioner because it was for girls and
it would turn my hair green. Because I'm a boy.
She didn't want me to use her fancy shamboo and conditioner.
Speaker 3 (14:26):
Was she smart?
Speaker 2 (14:26):
I was embarrassingly old before I figured it out. See
there you go, that's that's very smart.
Speaker 3 (14:31):
Yes, I'm going to do that. Have your partners ever
used your toothbrush?
Speaker 1 (14:35):
No?
Speaker 3 (14:35):
I almost broke. Yeah, I might have to wear some.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
Of the guys I had. I had a girl do
that one time.
Speaker 2 (14:41):
We were in a hotel and she wasn't expected to
be there and she just I see her brushing her
teeth and I was like, did you bring a toothbrush
with you? And she's like, no, I the one that
was in your thing. And I was like, I realized
that we were just very close to one another. But
I wasn't between your teeth, right, you know what I mean?
Like get the activities took place where unspeakable moments ago.
(15:04):
But I mean, I mean that's different than my plaque.
It really can we just.
Speaker 5 (15:10):
We have the same like power toothbrush and I have
them labeled like one has an M, one has a J.
So there is no room for error.
Speaker 8 (15:18):
He almost broke up in Mexico over this over international border.
Speaker 2 (15:23):
You know, I threw that thing. I threw that toothbrush away,
went and got another one. Yep.
Speaker 3 (15:28):
But he had to go find me another tooth brush.
Speaker 8 (15:30):
But he had to go downstairs and by at the
little bar, and.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
He went to the bar.
Speaker 3 (15:36):
Right we were about to break up over that.
Speaker 1 (15:38):
He went to the bar and got you another toothbrush.
Speaker 3 (15:40):
Yes, but you guys do like other and that's what
he said.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
He's like, come on, but there is a difference between
what is between my teeth.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
And in my mouth almost.
Speaker 9 (15:51):
Well, I'm not going at all detailed, but I know,
and I'm not a German phoe, but that even gross.
That is gross because it's literally like a device that
room moves dirt out.
Speaker 1 (16:01):
Thank you, thank you. It's not necessarily I'm putting it
in like and the other.
Speaker 2 (16:06):
Activity is we're practicing to procreate in the world. That's
a necessity. It has to be done. You don't have
to use my toothbrush. We have to practice procreation. We
have to and we have to get good at it.
It's imperative. Yes, you don't have to use my toothbrush.
That's the grounds determination man. Thank you, thank you very much.
I wish you'd best in your future endeavors. That's what
(16:28):
I said to this person. I said, you can go now.
I switched the hotel key out. She knocked on the
door and said no, not blowing glass.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
And that was the end of it.
Speaker 2 (16:38):
And by the way, you owe me, you know, seven
dollars for a toothbrush or whatever or whatever. I'm from
a toothbrst carse. I can't remember because they're free at
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