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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Show. This is what's trend another text, all the text
this morning seven seven three, been married twelve years, and
my wife does have some weird friends.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (00:10):
And then this is the best take I've heard so far.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
I don't know what this person texted, didn't call, but
she likes the bride to be that's my theory. Oh,
now that makes more sense to me than any of it.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
Oh Jesus, wait in love with her best friend? Yes,
not sexual queen yes? Or we don't know these bisexual
Maybe she's just a lesson. Well whatever she wants her
brid Yes. Now that is a tremendous theory. So my
take was wild, but now we're making this woman like
want to be.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
With her best friend. My bicycle was crazy.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
But Michael, that's the best take I've heard so far.
Is that she can't possibly stand up in the wedding
because she believes she should be the one standing there.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
Oh my mom. You guys all need therapy. Thank you.
I go to therapy. I guess I need more. I
need more. I guess I need more guys.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
Elon Musk becomes the first person to reach a networth
of four hundred billion dollars with a bee. How do
you live on them? Underd billion dollars, He's the first
person ever to reach that mark. Is nearly twenty billion
dollar jump in wealth comes after rufiel about a Tesla.
Speaker 4 (01:07):
That robot. Man, that robot is so cool. You don't
need a robot, and it's just like it's learning how
to walk up and down hills and stuff like that.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
What's cool about that you can walk up and downhill? No,
but the robot can too. It's gonna be kicking me
down a hill and what.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
Hey, you need to be careful how much you want
a robot, because trust me, if I can find a
robot that does everything, then some people run in here
and then I get I give me a robot, And
trust me, if they can find a robot that would
do what I do, and they probably will and can, then.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
Then I'll be the one so cool looking.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
Twenty billion dollar jump in wealth that he just encountered
comes after a deal that shot up his rocket company, SpaceX.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
Evaluation are three hundred and fifty billion dollars.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
SpaceX and its investors agreed to purchase as much as
one point two five billion of insider shares. Tesla shares
close at a record high on Wednesday four hundred and
twenty four dollars. Is Artificial and intelligence startup Xai also
more than doubled in value in November amid a new
funding round surgeon at fifty billion from a few months ago.
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So the world's wealthiest man is now roughly one hundred
and thirty six billion dollars richer since November fifth alone.
Speaker 4 (02:16):
God and he bought He bought Twitter for how much?
And he made all that money back?
Speaker 1 (02:21):
Rayal Mike, Yeah, yeah, guys, we got updates on our boy,
Luigi Maggioni Maggione how you say his name?
Speaker 3 (02:29):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
There is a there's a real theory online going around
that even if this guy did do it, that he's
going to get off because they won't be able to
find a juror in the world who doesn't think that
what he did was okay, which is crazy to me,
Like you cannot murder people, Like what are we?
Speaker 3 (02:45):
What are we doing? Like he's not the guys, I
don't think it's him either.
Speaker 4 (02:49):
Like if you look at those original photos with the
guy with the mask, that man's eyebrows were way further apart,
and then you see Luigi, his eyebrows are like literally
next to each other.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
Well, the three D printed on that CEO killing suspect
Luigi Maggione had when he was arrested this week in
Pennsylvania does match three shellcasings found at the crime scene
in Manhattan. According to police, The nine millimeters showcasings had
the words delayed, I and dispose written across them, one
word for bullet. Police have been looking into whether those words,
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which match the title of a twenty ten book critiquing
the insurance industry, may point to a motive in the
killing of Brian Thompson, the CEO of United Healthcare. Mazzioni's
fingerprints also match those that investigators found on items near
the scene of the December fourth murder, according to authorities.
His lawyer told CNN that he wants to examine the
evidence police say they have against his client to assess
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their truthfulness and accuracy. This lawyer, they're gonna they're gonna
parody this guy in SNL this weekend, and they're gonna
they're gonna get like, who are they going to get
to do it?
Speaker 3 (03:50):
What's his name? That Dave Franco should do it? Yeah,
day Frank. He looks just like Dave Frank. They talked
about him on Weekend Update, But did you talk about
how about the lawyer?
Speaker 4 (03:59):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Oh god, they're gonna get like Danny DeVito or someone
did the lawyer? Oh yeah, because this guy is the
consummate defense attorney. He's over here going hey, I don't know,
I don't know. I don't I didn't see any of it.
I didn't see anything.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
Hey, a lot of people have guns, a lot of
people have shellcasings. Hey, a lot of people say that's whack.
I don't know that he is the consummate defense attorney. Hey,
hey man I And then it was like, well did
your did your clients say he did it? He's like,
I would never be able to tell you if he
did or didn't.
Speaker 5 (04:27):
One of our listeners texted yesterday, and this is obviously
alleged that they partied with the lawyer before, like they
did drugs with the lawyer.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
For I was like, what is going on? Woa? Yes,
this is a wild guy, right.
Speaker 5 (04:38):
I mean alleged, but yes, did you see it leads
to a book too? Did you talk about that ever?
Like what he wrote on the bullets? There's like, yeah,
I just.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
Said that that twenty seven book critique in the insurance industry. Yeah,
metas at Wednesday that it's close to resolving a technical
issue that was causing a widespread outage of all of
their apps Instagram, Facebook, and WhatsApp. So if you were
having trouble accessing stuff yesterday and he thought, you know,
you were going crazy, Yeah, it was a real thing.
Now here's a wild story, you guys. You want to
talk about a morality Monday on a Thursday. How about
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Cincinnati Bengals quarterback Joe Burrow. Now, this guy interesting situation
that he has on his hands.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
Here.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
He has broken his silence after his home was broken
into on Monday, saying that his privacy has been violated
in more ways than one. Now do I have the
audio here? Because he sounds shook in this thing. And
it's a little wild because there was a woman at
his house that reported the burglary, who is not his fiance,
A very very attractive woman who was at his house.
Now apparently she might be the assistant. That's the story.
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He has a really good looking assistant.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
I guess.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
But following the burglary was revealed that in the police documents,
the Sports Illustrated swimsuit model Olivia Pontan and not Burrow's
longtime girlfriend Olivia Holtzmacker was the one who called police
from the home amid the break him. He told reports
on Wednesday, we'll here listening to this. So what this woman?
Apparently he's a friend or something, But what was she
doing there? And I guess she had her mom call
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first instead of her to say, hey, my daughter's in
his dude's howls And it was broken into you know,
what should she do? Well, why would the woman not
just call herself unless she didn't want to be on record.
Speaker 6 (06:16):
Obviously everybody has heard what has happened. I feel like
my privacy has been violated in more ways than one,
and way more is already out there than I would
want out there and that I care to share.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
So that's all I got to say about that. You know,
we live a.
Speaker 6 (06:33):
Public life, and you know, one of my least favorite
parts of that is the lack of privacy, and that
has been difficult for me to deal with my entire career.
Still learning, but I understand it's the life that we choose.
Doesn't make it any any easier to deal with.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
He looked like he was gonna cry the entire time,
like his eyes were welling up.
Speaker 3 (06:56):
That look.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
I if you ever been burglarized before, then you know
it's incredibly invasive, like it's it's a it's an invasion
of privacy, obviously, and you feel really kind of like
filthy dirty because somebody went through all your STI that's
the word violated. But yet it almost seemed like he
just got caught up as something else too, like like
he don't have a fiance anymore kind of thing, he added,
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And you heard the whole clip right there, But he
declined to comment any further about who this woman was,
why she was there, whereas fiance was why she wasn't there.
But hey, ma'am, if you're an NFL quarterback and you
got yourself a really hot fiance and a sports illustrated
swimsuit model assistant.
Speaker 3 (07:34):
With the same first name, good for you.
Speaker 7 (07:36):
There's been rumors about him in this model since the summer,
and so this just confirmed it. There's been rumors swirling
for months about them, and why is she at your
house and why is she your employee? My man's not
employing any Sports illustrated.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
Models, Shane. I just actually he's hiring an assistant. I
heard your boyfriend Shane.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
Absolutely not. For some reason, he's starting in Hooters. I
don't know why. That's where the interviews start. I don't
know why. It's a weird place.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
Bill Belichick is officially coaching the University of North Carolina.
It was announced late last night that they have hired him,
the winner of six Super Bowls. I think it was
five years, like ten million dollars a years, except Mac Brown,
who was fired last month. Financial terms to the contract
weren't released. That was the rumor, though the school said
that it's a five year deal and the board of
trustees has to approve.
Speaker 3 (08:27):
And the list of.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
Demands this guy has for his job, I don't even
know how many of them were true. But I read
somewhere allegedly that he's requiring that his girlfriend, who's like
twenty four, that she gets to go to any part
of the graduate school, like any graduate program she wants,
for free. And that was also a rumor. She got
to be the head cheerleader too. I don't know if
that's true. I don't know if that's true.
Speaker 3 (08:48):
Right was a cheerleader or.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
I guess the coach cheerleading or something and that was
part of the deal. And it was funny. I saw
me the other day that was like anyone who thinks
that Bill Belichick's having a problem recruiting young talent, it's
really twenty four. She doesn't look twenty four. She doesn't. Yeah,
and I don't. I'm not trying to be rude, but
she doesn't look twenty four either.
Speaker 3 (09:09):
But that's just she doesn't look twenty four.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
And finally, today in what's Trending, more universities are now
offering degrees and courses to help students become influencers and
content creators. The move comes as the influencer marketing industry,
now valued at more than twenty one billion dollars, has
become popular among a generation of heavily influenced young people.
University of Texas, they've partnered with the United Nations to
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create a class to teach influence influencers how to handle misinformation.
There's a bunch of classes here Arkansas Tech. A Bachelor
of Arts in Social Media influencing. You could get this
now before you laugh at this, you can make a
lot of money doing this, obviously, So I don't know
if it's I mean, that's assuming that everybody who takes
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a class should be an influencer. But who is to
say that you don't take the class to get the
degree and then help other influencers, you know, go work
for somebody who be an influencer. So I don't know
if this is that crazy. At first, it sounds kind
of nuts.
Speaker 3 (10:04):
It's not crazy.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
Like if I told my mom, Hey, I'm going to
get a degree in social media influencing, I feel like
she'd be like, I am paying for that?
Speaker 3 (10:13):
In English? Well, what happens exactly?
Speaker 5 (10:16):
I can say concentration in like media and something with
a sociology minor.
Speaker 3 (10:20):
Well, hey, you're using all of that.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
I don't know if I am my English is not
great for someone who speaks English very well, it is
not great.
Speaker 3 (10:28):
Well, I mean I don't know. Yeah, you're applying that somewhere.
I play myself speak English? Yes, yes I do, Yeah,
I speak English, yes, But I don't know.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
I just at first it sounds crazy, and then I'm like, well,
I mean, how do you for the right person and
the right application.
Speaker 3 (10:44):
It maybe makes some money doing this.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
Influencers are making more than a lot of executives.
Speaker 3 (10:50):
Yeah, yeah, that's true, guys.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
A National Dingling Day, which encourages us to reconnect with
people that we lost touch with. I don't know why
we have to call it Diggling Day, National Ambrosia to Day,
National Points set a day. Gingerbread House Day is that
I thought we already celebrated that. Do we celebrate gingerbread
I don't know anyways? Gingerbread House Day?
Speaker 3 (11:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
Around here at Cebry, we're always making it a heating
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