The Tangent Live: Celebrating Our 200th Episode

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's the tangents with the friend shaws giving you all
that we couldn't talk about on air. Oh no, oh no,
hell no, man, y'alling up and done it. Oh no,
hell no counting nothing done it? Oh no, hell no, man,

(00:24):
y'all enough and done it, y'all nothing done it, man,
y'all done? My first shall sit the eight balls and
don't n made me pitching to my patients out my
paper goes boating to the microphones and the cows balls
and down boat hanging open, passing to break your friends
and trying to make me the jo Holy shit, the

(00:48):
PASSA think that I got everything to j man doing breaking.
Somebody must have gotten rubios and food or something. It
brought food out right before we came out here. So
I'm good right now. I got a couple of mozzarella

(01:09):
sticks in me. Let's go. Wow, how's everybody doing. I'm
genuinely kind of amazed that this many people would come
to listen to us talk for an hour? Sincerely, thank you.
In fact, is this a Chris Stone vodka? Nice and smooth? Well,

(01:40):
guys welcome. When we talked about doing this, and then
it was the night before the Super Bowl and Valentine's weekend,
I said, Jason, twelve of the thirteen people will show up,
and it looks like you brought some friends, all thirteen
of you, so thank you very much. I don't know
if like you guys are all here for the boy band.
You got here early and then you have to listen

(02:01):
to us. I don't know what happened, but thank you
so much for your support. This show's been on the
air for thirteen years. Most of these folks have been
here with me doing it that long, and it's impossible.
It's impossible without everybody in this room who took the
time to come out tonight to support us. So thank
you very much. Sincerely, I want to introduce you to

(02:25):
some of my friends that you may know, in no
particular order, but this is my friend Kaylin. Bye, guys.
Everyone looks really hot tonight. Thank you for coming making
his triumphant return to his neighborhood bar. But now as
a very well known radio personality. That's Jason Brown right there,

(02:52):
A young Jason Brown who had sex with women. Would
never have imagined that this would happen, could Joe Uh? Next,
we have my other good friend Paulie to row everyone
so side, I'll day next with the hair, a guy

(03:14):
who already managed to draw attention to himself and that's
what he does. So well, that's Rubio. Everyone, let's go.
And then finally the newest member of the friend show.
That's Kicky. Everybody, Yeah, Barby Stream was all right. So

(03:44):
here here's a little rundown because these guys, these guys
made me little cards and who got a plan? And
I was supposed to go, I already screwed it up.
I didn't even walk out the right way I was.
I was briefed on all this bullshit I gotta do,
and then I didn't do it right already. But anyway,
we're gonna talk about some stuff and then we're gonna
ask um, we're gonna play a little drinking game with
the Chris Stone vodka, and then we're gonna do a

(04:06):
little question and answer, which scares me shitless. So I
don't know how many of these questions I really want
to answer. But let's see how this goes. Now, here's
the question. We have some topics here that we're like
warm up topics, and then we have like straight to
the smut. So the question is do we want to
do warm up topics or do we want to get

(04:26):
straight to the smut? I thought so that whole card
is gone. Throw away five of those cards. Now, okay,
well here's here's a little bit of this will stir
it up a little bit. This question came from one
of you guys. Actually, have any of you ever had

(04:49):
to confront another member of the show for something that
one of us said that piss you off? Have we
ever had that kind of talk? Yeah, it's using me
right right right, it's every day. But Paulina goes way low.
We all know how low this in this business here, Okay, okay,

(05:12):
I go low it. Okay, that's what I'm saying. Have
we ever had to have like a real talking to
with anybody? Have we ever had to like sit down
and say that went too far? I mean, we talk
about pooping our pants, we talk about butt holes, So like,
what's really what would we talk to each other about

(05:33):
that would be off limits? That's a good point. I
can't think of one thing. Yeah, I mean we could
go over the show constitution that you all how many
of you know about the show constitution? Yeah, yeah, never
be ashamed of your butthole. Ever, I am as you know,
but never be No, I don't think. I don't know. No.
I think I've had to referee some disagreements between people,

(05:55):
but I don't think. Yeah, I love how kick you.
The newest member of the show is like, yeah, every day,
we mean every day she's in trouble with my Fred.
We all know that. Okay, yes, Mama Fred almost took
me out the wheel, but I did make it better.
But I'm just saying every day Rufio is gonna push
somebody's buttons up here every day, but that's why we
love them, right, Yeah, thank you, especially on Thursdays. You don't,

(06:18):
don't let's throw back throw down. I fight for my
life every week, y'all. I really do be trying. So
I'm sorry if you've ever called in and got me
as your player. But next week is our week. I'm promise,
I promise. Hey, let me tell you something. Can you
better pray nothing happens to my dog in the next

(06:39):
few weeks because she tried to kill my dog last
week if you were listening, and you know so, I
know each day she wakes up, she looks at checks
to make sure that that my dog Lily is still breathing.
And happy and everything. Otherwise it's on you. We must
at all times. Okay, I pray for her every day. Yes,
but no I don't. I don't believe it or not.
There's no drama all of us anything. No, I don't.

(07:04):
We actually like each other, which would be easier if
we didn't sometimes, I guess, but we do. Yeah, we
have all of our meetings on the air anyway. So yeah,
you guys here at all? Yeah, honestly, I mean we
got some suits here. By the way, what do we
think about the suits? Yeah? Yeah, some of them showed up,
some of them didn't. It's probably better anyway. I'm not

(07:25):
gonna do it. I'm not gonna do it tonight. We're
not gonna not yet it leave. I haven't get me
put some more Chris Stone in there. Oh, and then
I'll start talking about today guys. Oh, here you go, yes,
bottle girl. All right, um, So next topic that we
wanted to cover. First of all, how many of you
in here? I've sent a nude to somebody. Don't lie

(07:46):
to me. Don't lie to me. Oh look at this
right here hand way up in the air. Sent the
newde and now how good None of these guys are
raising their hands, y'all a bunch of liars. What was
the question? How many people would hear a nudes to people?
What did you think? Yes, my girl, ahead till your

(08:09):
air drop bone. Tell your airs drop bone, ladies, air
drop your nudes right now? How many of you have
send nudes? The friend alone, we have a couple of news.
He's like, friends like, oh, that's what your face looks like. Okay, cool,
It's nice to see some of your faces for the
first time. Um. No, The question is how many people

(08:34):
are recycling nudes? Because I feel like I get a
lot of weird, fucking pictures and videos and sometimes they
involve other people, or sometimes they'll send them to me
at night and say this was for you, but the
sun is shining through the window, and I'm like, that's recycled.
That wasn't for me, and I don't appreciate that. I

(08:54):
want original content that was intended for my eyes only.
How many of you guys are recycling nude that you said?
I feel like a lot of women recycled nudes. We
have to if we look hot, we have to save that. Wait,
is that your boyfriend right there next to you? But
you're talking about recycling. Oh even better. So she's engaged,

(09:15):
So now she could go ahead and talk about what
she was doing before Oakland Athletics over here or whatever. Yeah,
cording to Kiki, you're single. You single? Wait a minute,
if you put a ring on it, then you're not single.
But where are my single ladies any here? And I
made some nice Jason, you're a single lady ringing? He

(09:43):
went straight to one direction over here? Rule Have you
ever sent a nude to anyone ever? I have not? No,
I have not not. Even your wife never received one
or said one. You've never received? What are you alive?
I'm a good Catholic person. Okay, yeah right, I'm gonna
change that. Rufio, I'm sending you a new tonight. You

(10:06):
should actually see the text conversations between me and Jason.
Jason Wis randomly said like an egg planet emoji and
I have to like be on Google, like what do
I send back? Like the spinning one or the beach.
I'm like, I'm just sad I have to say that.
At work the other day I looked over and Rufio

(10:27):
was massaging Jason. I've never seen He's a good Thank
you for massaging each other some logical hands over there,
you know, just you know, get some stress out at work.
I guess I don't really don't let people touch me either,
So yeah, you never let me at Kaylyn touch you.
But for some reason, Rufio's so hot, right you look

(10:51):
at this guy obviously. Okay, so you think Rubio is hot? Right? Okay?
So has anyone out had a sex stream about anyone
out here? Anyone? Yeah? Yeah, and Rufio, you were just
a boring in bed, as your wife said. So it's

(11:13):
exactly what I thought it would do. I refuse to
believe that it worked. It worked. I refused to believe
that Rufio a freak. I know it. Have you ever
had a sex stream beout any of us before? Yeah,
it's about most people. Actually, yeah you Rufio. Brady's over
there somewhere. Yeah, Brady's here too, What up, Brady? Yeah,

(11:36):
by Brady, thanks for supporting the Cross my man, um
wait a minute, wait hold on, I'm was I good? Yeah?
Of course? Yeah? Did I know what I was doing that?
You know, that's not normally my persuasion that I know
what I was doing? What I mean, Yeah, it was
more of I was doing all the work, So that's

(11:57):
probably on par don't you know what you like? Like
you would know what to do on a dude? Really? Yeah,
but I'm a pleaser, no way, or I see what
you're saying, you know what. I don't think it works
that way, though, does it? Does it work that way?
Just because I know what I like? Does that mean
I would I would be able to do a pretty
good idea? But I might like something? Walrus right? Like that?

(12:18):
Walrus like that? Walrus? Walrus shout out, hey, if you
know you know? Um, okay, So we're moving on to
Jason yet again. So apparently, UM, tell a story about
how you tried to do something sexy for your man.
Who's who's here tonight? By the way, you tried? Yea,

(12:39):
the mechanic in the building. Mechanic is here. Everyone there
is shocked as we are. I was, yeah, until last night.
Then he wanted to come. Um what happened? Wait? Wait?
What happened last night? You shut up? What did you
do Jason to try? We can barely hear each other

(13:01):
up here, so all I heard was come? So that
was exciting. My god. I hope that works out well.
So I tried to surprise. I'm a hairy dude, and
I think I shocked Klin a little bit when I
showed her a little bit of my chest hair because
I'm a hairy dude. So one time I try, I
was like, I'm gonna do something sexy. You know what
I mean. I'm gonna nair my entire body from the

(13:23):
chest down, and he's gonna come home be like, who
is this slick? I look like a wall rest probably,
And I was like, okay, I'm gonna do it right.
Left it on way too long anyone that has narreed
here in the building, like you probably know what's up.
Gave chemical burns literally all over my body, so now
I'm like red and bubbling. And then after that I

(13:46):
looked in the whole bathroom was looked like I literally
like murdered a cat. Like it was just hair everywhere,
and it didn't work. I just was in pain, and
then we didn't even get no sexy time. It didn't
even happen. It hurt too much so way the hair
didn't come off. It did, But then I burned my
skin because I left it on too long, so I

(14:07):
had a like a fifth degree sunburn. Or whatever, however,
were super turned on? Were you super into it? No?
He was not, he was not, No exactly. No, all
that for nothing. All that pain have you got to
when it grows back right really itchy? Have you guys
had any hair removal mishaps? I'm trying to think. So,

(14:28):
I've tried to wax myself. It hasn't really gone the best.
You know, a lot of positioning issues. M I'm trying
to think. Yeah, why are you giggling? I don't know.
I just individual I didn't need to give yourself a
Brazilian and I mean, yeah, I guess. I guess. So
that's the full thing, right, like full. I would not

(14:52):
trust myself. You don't know what a Brazilian is. I
just wanted to confirm. Okay, I've never had one. You have,
that's not how you roll? No, no, not at all.
I don't know why. That's what I thought my dream there?
It was nothing there. But what can I say? I mean,
you know, I burned my my couoner and so when

(15:13):
I was trying to be organic. Yeah, I do know that.
How many of you guys know this much about your
co workers? Any of you anybody else? Do all of
you have this kind of working. Where do you guys
work that you know? High school? Okay? Wow? Whoa wa?

(15:34):
What why do you know that much about your co
worker and you work in a high school? You just close? Okay? Okay,
now with the high schoolers though, just you too? Okay? God,
what's going on over there? I feel like the suits
are wishing they hadn't come. They must be wishing they
hadn't try to get worse suits. My mom wanted to

(15:57):
come to this that hell, what, friend, No, you didn't know,
you didn't. I know people are looking that direction like
you really did that. That wouldn't surprise me. Don't think
it didn't cross my mind. Um. The other thing Rubio
told me yesterday, I think on the show on this
topic that he would wax me if I needed it done,

(16:19):
if I couldn't reach a particular area. Right, But I
don't angle, you can't reach. I got you, homie. That's
extremely nice of you. I can't. I can't say I
would return the favor. Oh, you don't have to. I'm Asian.
We don't grow a lot of hair, so you know.
But I got you, friend, I know you. I'm not
worried about the amount of hair I'm worried about right there.

(16:42):
There's some other things that worry me a whole lot
more than that. But you wouldn't do it for me
if I couldn't get out. No, because no, no, because
I don't think that's that's what. No, I don't think
that has to be. I want us to happen so bad.
Please let it. That's my dream that happened. I'm not
gonna wax your butthole. But cheers everyone, Come on, get

(17:02):
in there, Get in there with the Christs. Get in
there when the Chris Stone vodka. Cheers everyone, This is
it who even smoother than the last one. So I'm
just going through my topics here. We're gonna get to
the truth or drink in just a second. The Q

(17:24):
and A is what I'm most excited about. I'm actually
a little nervous, but I'd love to know what And
Hi guys over there, y'all. I don't mean to have
my bag. I know everybody, everybody drunk over there, everybody
having a good time. Okay, good? What is the balloon?
Is that a party or something? What are the balloons about?
I don't know? Okay, um who wrote this topic? We

(17:47):
know that women have, but men, have you ever faked
an orgasm? I wrote that because I was curious how
that you? How well? I heard that you guys can
if you were a condom. Have you ever heard of
a condom? Why are you laughing? I am? I sweating? Yeah,

(18:08):
I'm a nervous I'm a huge fan anyway, so tell
me more so. I heard that guy sometimes fake it. Obviously,
if you wear a condom, you can. Have you guys
ever faked it? I had to yeah? Once? Yeah? Why
did you have to gun to your head? Why do
you have to? It was the last time I was
with a woman, and I was like, I really wanted

(18:29):
to work, like I really wanted to work. Wait wait, wait,
you've been with more than one woman? Yeah? Wait? Really?
Why I'm running through on What are you talking about?
I thought you were just with the one. Wait you've
been with more than one woman? Yeah? And we're just
now learning this right, Get her ass out of here.

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I got a lot of questions. Jason did not finish,
and I knew you were lying when we did. What
Oh sorry you forgot you were here? My bad girl?
You women? Oh really like five Jesus, what from fifteen

(19:15):
to like early twenties, Fred was still a virgin the women. Yeah,
with the headlights on, let's go. Yeah. In the meantime,
Jason was having sex with women. Is that shocking? You'll
pull right? No, I know you can. How long have

(19:36):
I known you? And I thought it was only one?
But it was just the one you just assumed. You
never asked until today. Oh, I just think you lied
birth but I couldn't. How did you fake it? Show me? Yeah?
What would that look like? It was more like sounds
like you know like I don't know. No, I don't know, Jason,
what would it sound like if you faked it with

(19:57):
a woman? Because Mike would ne ever know, because we
know that Mike puts you down. You know what I'm saying,
Mike puts you down. If you were to fake it,
what would it sound like? Uh? Oh, Mike's like, Yo,
that's what you sound like today. No, it's silent. I'm

(20:19):
glad that five women. I feel like I just I
literally wow, high school was wild. I don't know. I
don't I don't even know. I don't, I don't. I
don't even know how to pivot from this. I'm sorry
to everyone in that corner. Knows me. I'm sorry. I
really want to get to the Q and A here,

(20:40):
but I don't know why. I'm mainly because then I
don't have to come up with anything else. That's why. Um,
should we do the truth or drink? Should we get
to that? You guys reading for truth or drink? Yeah?
We need to fill these up again. Hold on, I'll
be bottle girls. Shout out to Chris Stone Vodka, this
evening official sponsor whatever this is. Wants to be a

(21:04):
bottle girl, you do. I've always wanted to be a
bottle girl myself. Make that noise again? Oh five women,
I just I'm processing still, that's wild, doing amazing sweetie.

(21:25):
All right, So the way this is gonna go is,
I've got a bunch of questions. We're gonna ask the
questions each person has to hold for any of you
because we talk about all kinds of stupid crap every day.
So I mean, I tried to make them hard. All right.
We're filling up the glass here. We might need another bottle.
We're almost out. Oh my god, we need a bottle

(21:45):
of something. I don't know if we have any more
Chris Stone, because y'all drank it all, which is a
good thing. Yeah, shout out, But I don't know. We're
gonna need something else anyway, Guys, you ready, Yeah, And
if you wouldn't answer the question, then you have to
drink too. That's how we're doing this, all right, So
you're just playing along with us. All right, we start

(22:09):
with you as we all have to answer. But I'm
gonna I'm gonna start and then you come back to me.
All right. What's the question? Um? What is your favorite position?
Truth or drink? Really? You're starting with that? Um, I
have a lot of qualifiers. What are the qual Is

(22:30):
it the position that works best? Or the position that
I like best? I like how you're done anywhere nearer
the drink? Like you have zero issue with this question? Yeah,
I'm not gonna know. I'm I'm priding myself on not
having to drink. Um. Okay, so we'll just tell us
both then, okay, Oh Jesus Marian Joseph. Um, the position

(22:54):
that works best is me kind of driving the ship
on top, um, and how how would you be driving? Um?
And the position that I like the best? Um, my
boss is here, so this is sick. I love Hey, Hey,
the suit chose to show up. That's on them. They

(23:16):
chose this line. Can't wait to say my favorite position
in front of my boss. Um, I dogs do it
a good way. I like to I like when dogs
have sex. Yes, you guys know what I mean. I
just I just like it from the back, honestly. Oh yeah,

(23:37):
sorry sorry to my bun, Save Jason save. All right,
what's your answer? What's your favorite position? I'm boring. I
just do missionary. I'm really boring. Okay, you're a romantic.
I love romantic, all right, Paulina. Okay, so I like

(24:01):
to spice it off here and there. You guys know
that already, that's for sure. Yeah, girl, I'm real proud

(24:22):
of you, by the way, because you you you backed
it up. You know you well you know you did that. Yeah,
you backed it up, all right. But I'm just saying
you you you said it and you followed through. We
know that that's exactly what happened. But what's the answer
to the It's not that is your answer. It kind
of is. Now what I like? What I like? I

(24:47):
said what I said? Why am I shedding? So wow?
So that really? Yeah? I became a favorite. Yeah okay,
I think so. Number two is now number one is
what you're saying. I think that just smart strategy, because
if you don't really want to do it, then tell
we're we're talking about animal. So if you don't really

(25:09):
want it, it's just a bar. Why is everyone? I
know you got a ring out of it? Keep going, Paul,
you know what's next? Do a girl? No, But if
you say that it's on the menu, then that takes
away some of like the taboo. So then it's like, sure,
go ahead, Well then people aren't gonna want it as
much anymore. Or people be people. People multip just one,

(25:34):
just one, all right, all right? So wow, okay, I
rufio missionary rights missionary. Maybe my wife on top. That's
my favorite position, doing no work because you didn't do
anything that work always, you know, smaging that ass a

(25:55):
little bit. You know, come on now, who the fuck
is this? Gotta talk your ship rockey? Oh well, you
know I'm working with a wagon baby, so I like
your doggis down. Okay, yeah from the back period, my girl.

(26:19):
You know you Fred, what about you? You gotta take
that sway answer just the host, you know, just the
hot answer you have to his sacred position is the
lady leaving in the uber probably don't be shy. It's

(26:42):
my second favorite position. Okay, so similar to your answer,
whatever works best for my partner would be my favorite,
because I'm a pleaser. What's your favorite? Don't you're okay
with that? Wait? Front or reverse? Oh? You know I'm

(27:04):
not picky? You know? All right? No, it's okay. Shout
out your boss? Next up? Truth, they're drink. Can't you
start at the ass? Is anybody from HR here? Because
I don't anyway? Alright, fine, fine we'll start over there.
I mean, you can't get out of it, so it's fine,
I'll do it. Yes, how many people have you had

(27:26):
intimate relations with? Oh? Just if my man? My man
might be watching, So just big tim, that's it. You
have to tell the truth. I think you have to
drink when you lie too? You lie it ass liar
right now? I mean, what's that? What's I hit it?
And I'm not with you? You really don't count no more?

(27:48):
You know what I'm saying? Like now, that is some
new logic of yours I haven't heard before. So once
you hit it? Wait, how does it work? What's I
hit it? And yo? Ouba, come pick you up. You
don't really count anymore. Not an answer. You gotta drink.
Tim is the one that he hit it and sucked

(28:09):
so that he counts. Take you drink that drink. You're
lying that drink. Drink drink that Chris Stone right now,
Blae bae, you liar words Smith over. I don't know
what you're saying. Yeah, she lied, Rubio, skirt around Rubio.
How many people you slept with? He's thinking so hard? Seven? Seven? Okay?

(28:33):
Heaven is there anybody seven? Are you lying? I'm like
a relationship person. I go from the seven times? What?
Seven times? What? All right? Paulina? So um? I am
a retired city girl. Okay, the streets lost a good one.

(28:54):
The streets lost a good one. You guys, thank you. Um.
I'm gonna sit this one out for take a shot, baby. Damn. Wow,
that must be that don't count. I love that. I
don't county girls up that day? Well, Jason, about five
so five plus one? Okay? Well this is a little

(29:16):
different because there's a lot of like grinder hook ups
and like all that stuff that happened. You know about that? Yeah,
I used to here. Please be he's my ride? Are
you I need a place to live, please, Okay, to
be honest, I don't even know, Like it's gotta be like, So,

(29:37):
what is sex like? What are you like? Actual sacks?
Is that what we're talking about? Sex? How many people
have you had sex with? Okay? So what are we gonna?
What do you? You just hold up and he said five? Oh,
shout out? Okay, anyway, I shout out like ten times.
I don't my wife, I might say like ten okay,

(29:58):
actual sucks. Yeah, okay, okay. So I don't know the
exact number, but I know that we're in and around
ten um. But if I don't know the exact number,
I can drink. I haven't written like a slide show lately.
Oh we're not gonna get to see a power point
of each person. No, but it's not that much. I'm

(30:19):
a relationship girl. Fred, Let's go, Hey, how many of
you would answer that question? Really? I don't think it's
a you can't win with that question. You guys are
better than me. I got you at all. Drink? So, Fred,
how many people have let me? Let me ask you? So?
If I don't know, then do I have to drink?
Give us an ask over under eighty eighty. Dude. First,

(30:44):
thank you so much, Rubio, thank you. All I gotta
do is pub your Uber account. I'll see how many
ladies you've had. Yea, sometimes I use lifts, Okay, depends
which one is the most affordable. He's like, Yo, this
is a divvy outside the bicycle home. Oh you're four
minutes away. Lift is two minutes away. That's better. Um,

(31:07):
what would you guess? Because everybody guess is wrong? Okay,
since you single twenty amazingly for twenty years, you lost
your virginity at forty at forty thirty, no, I lost
my twenty one. Okay, so later in life like later
in life? Um, what would you guys think? Rub it

(31:29):
in sixty nine? Wait? How many? The girl in the
pink is going like this like rappid speed. I'm like
anyone in the room that has done one friends. Oh,
stop it right there, that's four. Don't forget you under
the disclosure guess. Hey, it's good to see you again.
By the way, shut up, girl, you killed it. You

(31:51):
were so good. I loved every second of it. What's
your name? Yeah? She was Oh she crushed it. She
crushed it. I'm gonna say, oh God, just take a gasp.
Maybe forty okay, man, you're a little slut. Guys my guy, Yeah,

(32:17):
it helps you have a radio show. I guess, um,
oh here we oh no, we're starting with you. Rufi. Okay.
If you were forced to fire one person from the show,
who would you fire? And why? He mean? And one

(32:39):
of the suitors over there? You could actually fire one
of us as that question. Benjamin is getting fired. No,
she's not here right now. No, that's a cop out.
You can't do that. Full time show member, by the way,
shout out to Benhamina, Benjamin is here tonight. Also shout
out to DJ and Ironic, who's somewhere around here tonight.

(33:00):
That's our boy. Um, yeah, so who would you fire?
It has to be a like a you know, mainstay
up here. All right, Um, we're being honest to get
my vocabulary back, you know what I'm saying because I
say shit wrong all the time, like Rosary and them
no and sad whatever it is, Paulina, I gotta get smarter.

(33:28):
That's from my life, bro, he answered, I don't want
to go to costcope like lo, let me get the
rosery chicken. They're like, what the fuck are you talking
about where is where is ben Jamine? By the way,
he's getting something. Oh that's right, he's not here, all right,
don't shout out to him. Um, Paulina, you gotta fire

(33:50):
one person on the show? Who is it? Person shot
where you can drink? But that's that would be chicken
shit of you. Of course? Can I count myself? No? Don't.
You can't fire your Can I fire myself? O? Huh huh.
This is a good question. I want to say Rufio
just because he threw me under the bus, like it's

(34:11):
gonna be everybody, you know, everybody? Okay, So Rubio's fired,
Paulina's fired. They fired each other. We didn't put them
on the same couch because we knew what was gonna be.
We had the sibling rivalry that we employed to do
so that I never had a brother. This is literally
who would you fire? Paulina said Jason. Who would you fire? Oh?

(34:36):
This is so hard, Um, you can drink. I think
I'd have to go with just with the newest person,
just because they just y'all, he just fired Kiki during
brack History Month. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Maybe that's okay.

(34:58):
I heard y'all get good on woe the Chicks not
during blackcast. Same mind, that's not right. You fire me.
You saw what they had the last time, right, y'all.
I'm Jason, don't know. We tried to say the same
letter of the alphabel. You know what I'm saying. No,

(35:19):
I can dance again. That's very I'm sorry, It's all right. Okay.
Now I'm pissed because I had an answer, but it's
gonna look lame. But I just fucking want to win
the throwback by row down again. Yes, Kevin, get the

(35:39):
fuck out, you're fired. Bye. I want to be number one.
I want to be the queen and the throwback throwdown kick.
Who would you fire? Well? I was not fire rufio.
So I can win the throwback throwdown one by just
like win the THROWBA fire me from the throw You
still ain't gonna win world. I might get one point,

(36:00):
just one. But um, since Jason fire me, I'm gonna
fire Jason. But but it's out of love. It's out
of love because Jason is the ask for it. Oh,
he ain't going nowhere anywhere him. You want to be fired? Yeah,
I asked for it every day. Usual. Don't answer this question.
You Fred, you got you answered, Fred, you have to answer.
We're all answering which one of your babies are you

(36:22):
gonna fire? Remember, I'm willing to wax your butthole. Don't
forget about that. I don't know if that's the reason,
I'll do other things to your butthole. If you don't, okay,
you get to stay, you get fired me. I don't
want to touch your mooth hole. You can fire me.
You can stay for that too. Sondhow friend, who would

(36:45):
I fire? He will never tell. He's a smart man.
Give him that refill, Jason, about you think i'd answer
that question? Just leave the bottle over there, because you
know he's gonna answer any of them. You can say.
I do have an answer. I know what I would

(37:06):
like to say, but I'm not gonna say it means
I'm not touching. I just can't put it this way. Wait,
not on the stage. So there you go. Wait, So
one of us I fired when we get off this stage?
What's going on here? Right? What I'm saying is he

(37:27):
gonna anybody who needs to be fired is already fired,
So it doesn't matter. I didn't say anything. I don't
any I don't know I didn't say it. I didn't
say anything. You don't know what that means. Nobody knows
what that means. Okay, who I don't hire and fire people,
It's not up to me. So it's good. I'm insulated

(37:48):
from any lawsuit. Who on the show. We'll start with Jay.
He has the biggest mouth out of anybody I've ever mattered.
Oh my god, you tell him something in the whole
building will know. Didn't tell minutes. I swear that's true.
I gotta tell everybody to cry over here. I gotta
know everything that's going on in Sometimes I feel like

(38:10):
they tell me things. I gets to set up, like
like they tell me the fake shit just to see
if it gets spread out and then back to me
because it wasn't real. But yeah, no, we have a
story for Rufio and then we have the truth, right
So yeah, no, that's a fact. Who do you trust
the least, Paulina? I mean, come on, come on, is
this guy right here, Kevin aka Rufio, fucking town crier,

(38:33):
fucking Paul Rouvier RUI, who do you trust the least?
So say it me. You can't say yourself. You either
drink or say A person on the show. Oh Man,
Paul is already mad. I mean, someone's gonna take this shot. Ki,

(38:55):
Who do you trust the least on the program? Um?
I don't really trust none of y'all. So I'm kitty,
I'm kitty. I'm gonna take a shot because I trust everybody.
There we go, Oh, you're not gonna Okay? Who do
you trust the least? Okay, I'm gonna deep breath that Fred?

(39:17):
Wait what? Yes? Because because you have so much power
and you get you have the Cheryl and I feel
like sometimes you mix up whether or not you can
see things on the air or not. And I mean,
if you say it to me, I can say on fire.

(39:37):
So Fred, I trust the least. Okay, there you go.
I want to go back a question. Who would you fire? Fred? Yeah,
I've changed my butt. Um, who do I trust the least?
I don't know. I'm gonna be honest. It's I trust
the most and the least. Rufio the same person because
he's got some secrets that he won't tell. He's got

(39:58):
other secrets that I know he tells I do. So
it's both all right. Um, So Jason's out in the crowd.
We sent him out in the crowd. Hi, what's up?
What's up? My people come true? By the way, guys,
this is a dream come true. Yeah. Yeah. All I
want to do is to be a talk show host
where I get to ask people questions. So, um, we

(40:23):
have one, I don't know, fifteen minutes left. So who
who would like to have? Who has the question? Coming
to you? Back there? Okay, this is literally a dream
of mine. Ready, here we go. All right, here we go.
What's your name and where are you from? My name's Emily,
I'm from Chicago. I live in Lakeview, all the way
from Lakeview. All right, what's your question? Okay? This is

(40:47):
coming from a co worker who can't be here tonight.
She wants to know when we get to get a
glimpse of Big Tim and mechanic Mike. Oh, Jason, say
it again. She wants to know when we get a
glimpse of Big Tim and Mike the mechanic. That's a
fantastic question. Yeah, I've never seen this. Mike is here.

(41:09):
You guys will see Big Tim on the day he proposes.
That's right questions. I tell these guys all the time.
I'm seeing until I'm married, So I can't let a boyfriend,
stop me from meeting my husband? You feel me? So
when he proposes, he is the rama fishal I promise, Hey,

(41:33):
anybody here want to be husband? We got some takers.
Tis here? He raise his hand? All right, all right?
That was That was a tame question. I like it
so far. Who's next? What's your name? And where are
you from? I am Kathy Am originally from Lhama. Oh okay,

(41:56):
what's your question? All right, darling, I'm here for you
to not I hear. I see that you are a
Britney Spears fan. I want to know what the hell
is going on with Britney Spears. Right, this is a
lifelong problem that I've had because what's the question? What

(42:19):
is wrong with Britney Spears? Because I'm a Britney Spears fan. Hey,
that's a whole different tangent. We we gotta start from
the top. All I know is I'm excited for the book.
Whenever the book comes out of her writing it of
exactly what the buck happened? That's what we need until
that I wrapped till I die. You know what I mean,
Britney for life exactly? All right? What's your name? Where

(42:42):
are you from? What? Is will I'm from Willowbrook, Illinois,
Oh broke. Okay, what's your question. I've listened to every
tangent and I want to know if Rufio washed his
draws for the night I got, I got cleaned underwhere
on everybody? Let's see you clean underwhere? Everybody? Thank you

(43:09):
man the cleans for you after the show. Okay, that's
the real one right there. You ask me that question.
Every I would bet. I would bet a lot of money.
Those ain't the third day that that's clean. I don't
agree with that, but thank you for listening to every tangent.
That's awesome. Change. It is so in a zone right now.

(43:29):
This is I'm living my Key clarks to Kelly Clarkson.
Yes please, I'll be guest host. All right, what's your question?
I don't know. Okay, who's got a question? Hi am
all right. So I'm from my PLA. My name is Barbie. Yeah.
When is Mystic Michaela going to be back on to
or read Key? When is mister Michaela coming back on

(43:51):
to read Keiki? What's the question? When is Mystic Michaela
coming back on to read Kiki's aura? Oh? I mean
we can have her do that. We can absolutely have
her do that, Paulina and I can probably guess because
we're missing Mikaela, Like, we could definitely have her read
her aura psychic. She's not a psychic, she's an aura readers.

(44:21):
Woman of God. It all right, what's your question? I
love you, by the way, You're amazing. Okay, important? So tomorrow,
as we all know, is the Rihanna concert. What one
time for Rihanna? Because like, fuck, whatever team is playing,

(44:41):
I have no idea. Yeah, what song will she open with? Well,
so we had, like a lot of us have been
talking about this. We think, either run this town all
of the lights we think, I mean, we have there's
anyone else think other options. It'll be a banger, disturbing.
Maybe it might be Umbrella. That's how big a song

(45:02):
go Umbrella, So you never know. Yeah, I want to
take a bow, which I don't know if anyone else wants. Like,
I don't know her opening, but I think maybe one
of those two songs I don't know. I wish I
knew bad Galerrie and I could tell you where Jason
right here? Hi? All right, what's your question? Ready? I

(45:23):
just wanted to say, say, are you gonna gonna sell
T shirts with your signatures on it? Yeah, I got
my underwear? You want it outside it? What was the question?
You gotta repeat? If we're gonna sell T shirts with
our signatures on the would you buy it? You don't
want our signature, You don't want anything. Marm's outside that's

(45:47):
you could cash at me. Oh my god, look she
has your own words. Oh my god, you guys, that's dope.
Oh my god, that's amazing, believable. Oh yes, Woe. I

(46:10):
love you so much. Love. I'm coming to talk to you.
We have a business opportunity for you, Jason. We must
speak to these two beautiful women. I got you. Wow,
you got your own merchant everything. All right, that's one question. Okay, Um,
I'm marry, I'm from Sure, not going And where what
is something cringey that your co workers have done, your

(46:32):
co stars have done? How long do we have Jesus
ringie that our co workers have done? You just Dalice,
and that look better than you in a onesie, bitch.
So I think what cringe is when Rufio comes to
my party, comes to my house and he's fucking oh yeah,

(46:56):
yes right now, yeah, yes, he came to my house
with some stuff and then he leaves with it. You
told me to leave with it. Hey, you're madder. You're
supposed to say no, I'm leaving it because you hosted me.
You don't take your own ship with you when you
bring it to somebody's house in y R. I'm gonna

(47:16):
take them home when I leave. Yeah, No, i'ought how
it works. That's not proper etiquette. Okay, right, all right?
What's your question? My question is for Fred, and I
was wondering who he's taking to Las Vegas for the
wedding because I am interested? Fred, who are you taking

(47:39):
to the wedding? To Las Vegas for the wedding? Because
she's interested? Okay, I'm taking you. I guess we're gonna
go over here. Exciting. This is exciting. I have a
date nowt of your wedding. Yes, girl, shoot, shoot, I
don't know her name, but she's learned a lot about
me tonight, so you know she knows that she's getting

(47:59):
into But that wasn't the first time. Fred. All right,
what's your question? Hi? I love you guys. Um. Do
you guys still talk to Angie? We still talk? You
talk to Angie? Two doors downs. That's a great question.
She's two doors down. We talked to her. We see
her every single day, and um, she's always a welcome

(48:20):
member of our show, part of our history. And U
she's doing great, So good question. Our doors are literally
like our door GCI stores, Angie's doore like, we're so close.
We see her every morning. All right, what's your question?
My question is for Rufio and Fred. Can you guys

(48:40):
do the gorilla? You do the gorilla? Let's go, y'all
want the gorilla? Huh? Hey, what's his name? Jason? What
are you? Can't hang it? All right? What's your question? Okay,

(49:16):
my name's Nowell. And first of all, Fred's taking me
to the wedding, so I'm so sorry. Sorry the question.
I want everybody to do marry fucker. Women are fighting
over your friend. She wants us to do merry fucker
kill like the people, like the people on the show. Yeah,

(49:37):
very full, Okay, this is dangerous. I'll do it. I
don't give a hell one we got any more that
Chris stone Buck. All right, Grilla again, Jason, do it?
You start? Mary? Okay, I would marry Fred because he
got a plane, you know, Oca and kicking. I'm coming

(49:59):
for you, girl, going down. Sorry, okay, okay, all right, Kiki,
Mary fuck kill, Mary fuck kill im. She's sexy and hot.
I am going to kill Jason because he keeps killing me.
I thought he was in love. I don't know, must

(50:20):
have been that bad box. I gave him a little
while ago. And I'm gonna marry you, Fred because because
I love Mama Fred. Really, that's a good reason to
marry me. My mom is the best, all right, rufio,
Mary fuck kill. I'm gonna marry Kiki because I don't

(50:41):
know she could really cook y'all you see here cooking channel. Yeah,
I'm gonna fuck Jason Brown because you like that, you
know what I'm saying. Then I'm also gonna kill Jason
Brown because he lied to how many women he slipt with? Like,
don't be jealous, Rufio, don't jealous. I pulled more than you,
all right, I pe Mary fuck kill. Okay. So I'm

(51:03):
going to fuck my girl Klin here because that's my girl,
My my my woman crush Wednesday right now. Like, um,
I'm going to marry Kiki for the same reason she cooks,
she cleans. She's gonna get that rights right, and I
have to. I mean, come on, you, guys, I'm gonna

(51:24):
kill my brother right here. We'll fail you. Bye bye,
Calin Mary fuck kill. Um, I am going to decay. Well,
she'll be in my mix, but I don't. Okay, So
I can't marry Paulina because we're very different, like we
were in love, but like we have different love languages. Um,

(51:47):
I'm gonna marry because he understands me. I'm gonna fuck
Paulina because she's hot. Oh Jesus, I don't know how
I'm gonna kill. I'm gonna kill all of the rest
of you. Just blood, bad blood back. That's a bullshit answer.
I just know it's not you gonna kill the rest
of us. Yeah, I don't know. I'm gonna marry her.

(52:11):
I'm gonna marry Jason Brown, gonna oh hey soon? Can
I even answer the fun question? Can I? You can
kill me? He's waving often he's encouraging me to drink instead.

(52:33):
You can kill me, It's okay, No, No, Rufio is
already dead. So I'd like to have a threesome with
all the foursome, with all the female and someone you
trust plus one so yeah, you can kill me like

(52:54):
a hot killing. He's yeah, no, he's already killed. He's
my brother. But he said, all right, yes Jason, all right,
what's your question? All Right, I'm Aaron. I've met fred
in person. I don't I love you guys so much. However,
my question is for Kiki. Might be kind of deep
to end of the night, but they're kind of came
to be. But did you guys came? I said, came?

(53:16):
I know, sorry she come. She came to be anyway.
But I was just curious, like how August I love
a gut listener we can show in your podcast. And
I was like, oh my god. When she had to
try out, I think in August and then it happened,
I was like, oh my god, So how did it happen?
How the questions, the interview process? No, no, no, how
that thing be thang in? Or like how did you

(53:37):
get her on the show yet here? Um? You know,
I how did I get hit? I kind of just
walked on the studio one day. Um. I used to
be the cameraman for the radio stations. I still am sometimes,
but I walked into their studio one day with Chance
the Rapper and I just sat down and never left.

(54:00):
I go, yeah, that's about right. Wait what can she
do that? Can she do that? We don't have any
more chance right now? So all right, what's your question?
So I'm a little nosy badge. So I want to

(54:22):
know what's the real reason that Christy laugh? Does she
get that or does she leave for bet her opportunities
no longer on the what's the reason that someone that
used to be on this show is no longer on
the show. Angie got her own radio show on the
rock station. She went to morning, So that's why Angie's
no longer with our all. The question was what happened

(54:44):
to Oh so I'll give I'll give you an answer,
but you and I and right now, let me tell
you one of those suits is sweating his balls off
right now. But don't worry, don't worry, don't worry. Um. So,
the one thing, so here's the thing. We try and

(55:06):
be as transparent as we can be about the things
that happen on the show, the cummings and the goings.
But you must remember that we worked cummings and goings. Okay,
we worked for a corporation, so we really can't come
in on people's employment status. But what is what I'm
gonna say, Um, this is a family. Many of us,

(55:27):
I think, the exception of Kiki, many of us have
worked together the minimum of seven eight years. We don't
script things, we don't um, we don't organize. I mean
we're organized, but I don't know. It's there's just you
either fit in or you don't. And I would think
it would be very difficult to come in from the outside.

(55:48):
He has done an incredible jobs, but um, it is
not easy to infiltrate this. Yes, that's what I'm gonna
say is I think it's hard. It's hard to break
in the room. And I don't think we're for everybody,
and everybody isn't for us, and we wish everyone the
best because because we're classy. Motherfucker's anyway, a shot out?

(56:10):
What's your question? Hunt? Hi, my name from the Poem'm
from Logan Square. I love you guys. I've been listening
to you guys in high school. I know you love
to hear that. My question is for Kalin. I need
you to get all woo woo on me. I need
to know how you feel about a caprigether or as
individuals together Okay, okay, So I can't like I mean,

(56:34):
I'm not an oracle. I can't read people together. I
do like that pairing, like Capricorn's very money minded, very traditional,
very let's get to the fucking business. Aries fire signs
like a little can pet. Kind of like that, a
little like my mom's and aries. I love it. I

(56:55):
actually kind of like that pairing. Again, I'm not I
don't have a license to do this, but I feel good.
I feel like you both want to like build something together,
and congrats on your fucking engagement. So yeah, yeah, choose
for the engagement. Like, wow, I love you both, and

(57:16):
you guys are gonna just like be perfect forever. Duh,
I'll know from right here. All right, what's your question?
First off, Hey, Fred, I'm a brunette, just saying we
got a brunette here, Fred, that's interested in you a brunette.
Um My question is, can me my boyfriend get a

(57:36):
picture with you guys after the show? Oh yeah, you
can definitely get a picture with us after We'll be
out hanging out for sure. All right, our last question
here we go, Mom out your sparkles. Okay, what's your question?
A good make it good? Okay. Um. So I'm a
mom of fred Dan and I'm a fred fan, and

(58:00):
I think I have a very perfect maid for you.
She's right here, Bree, and I absolutely love your program.
Listen every more, I don't. I think you guys are awesome,
and I feel like I know you even though I
don't know you, because I listen to your Wow Wow,

(58:21):
So you're offering me your daughter? Is it an exchange
for like a dowry or like a crow or like
a shilling? Or what a tonk or something? Wow? Just
offered me her daughter right here in front of you.
I'm honored and thank you. Oh we have one more?
Can we do one more? I'm sorry? Staff tonight? How

(58:42):
much did you tip the wait staff tonight? They want
to bring up tipping from this AMC. I would not
be tipping. I was kidding. What's the question? How do
you feel about tipping the motherfucking wait staff tonight and tonight? Here? Oh?
Minimum misimum five percent tonight for these people? Come on,

(59:08):
these people are working hard. If you guys don't tip that,
then you're a deuced canoe. Come by. You're a stupid face.
Thank you. You're a stupid face, all right, guys. Can
I just say thank you guys so much for being
here tonight. I mean, I just can't tell you enough

(59:28):
how much we appreciate it, how surprised I am at
the turnout. Sincerely, I know we only have thirteen listeners,
so I don't know who the Hill all the rest
of you are. But thank you, and we're back on Monday,
on one of three point five. This podcast is going
up on the iHeartRadio app if you want to hear
yourself thinking butts at guys one more time. Thank you
all so much for your support. We are nothing without you.

(59:53):
Rubio is offering you, guys a photo of himself with
you guys. Yes, Rubio would be happy to tell take
a picture with you fine as a picture, ten now
as an autograph. I got a car to pay for,
So thank you everybody. One more shot of the old
Chris Stone. Guys. Thank you again. We love you, we

(01:00:14):
appreciate you. I hope you had fun. We love you, guys,