THESErMYFRIENDS

THESErMYFRIENDS

Dylan and Dan are your virtual friends.. Lets rap, crazy current events, nostalgic past tales and future trippin that will get ya smiling big if anyone asks tell em ”THESErMYFRIENDS”..

Episodes

February 2, 2026 47 mins

Hello FRIENDS! 

Oh boy, 

The boys got into some stuff today. 

The First Public School, what year was it? 

Wack Bars, MORE of the Worst Rap Lyrics of All Time.. 

If you don't bring back my m****r f****n money 

or my m****r f****n dope, 

you can forget about Christmas *blank* 

cause you ain't gon even see New Year's.... 

What? 

Rest easy Catherine O'Hara. 

Time zonked by Dyl. 

And Crazy Weapons.... 

SO, When they ask, be sure to tell...

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Hello FRIENDS! 

wowowowow 

FIRST, 

Meditations: A New Translation, by Marcus Aurelius, a Roman Emperor-Philosopher from 161 AD. These are passages from a man wise beyond not only his age, but his time. He talks of discipline, dealing with the day-to-day fool, and gratitude for figures that shine good character. You can compare it all to today's dealings with human nature and society. The world doesn't change, just advancement in st...

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Hello FRIENDS! 

We get into a mix of happy and sad... 

FIRST, 

Dyl's gal pal Dani talks about a recent invasive surgery, that removed her meniscus.  

Eat the cartilage for health. Succulent. 

The cute and wonderful Dani is back to talk meaningful nonsense with Dylan and Dan. 

Then Wack bars; bars that be Wack, stuff you don't need to hear anymore. 

“Joker laugh get broke in half  Like Sylvester Stallone  cup the balls, stroke the s...

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Hello FRIENDS! We Back! Out of Hibernation... The Nanjing Sister Hong incident,

its current and weird.

a 38-year-old man surnamed Jiao, adopted the online persona of "Sister Hong". Presenting as a woman, he is alleged to have arranged and participated in bad encounters with numerous male partners. These encounters were systematically recorded. It is a weird and twisted recent story.

 

Tom Morello posts about the Trump Administrat...

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Hello FRIENDS!   

It’s Halloween, and Dylan, Dan, and Jub Jub are diving into the wild history of Halloween costumes — from those classic Ben Cooper plastic suits to today’s barely-there influencer outfits. 

Jub Jub Explains Stingy Jack the cunning trickster who outsmarted the Devil and inspired the very first Jack-o’-Lantern. From Irish folklore to Halloween lore, the crew unpacks how one man’s deal with the devil became a timeles...

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Hello FRIENDS!   

Dylan and Dan explore some of the world’s weirdest inventions, from brainwave-controlled cat ears (Necomimi) and wearable tomato dispensers (Tomatan), to glowing tires, hayfever hats, bed glasses, a cat meow machine, a cereal-serving crane, and even a submarine car. The discussion then turns to the comic book world, where Stan Lee is set for a controversial AI-powered comeback, raising questions about creativity a...

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Hello FRIENDS!   

Does a Podcast...in the OCEAN? We are back at it with another banger of an episode... LIVE from Saxe Point Beach! The episode is ASMR worthy with the sounds of the ocean. 

Come with us as we discuss What A Fish Knows.. It may or may not shock you. 

Some of the COOLEST stories of the smartest animals IN THE WORLD! 

The Kingsbury Run Murders aka "The Torso Murders" - Between 1935 and 1938, a serial killer murdered a...

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Hello FRIENDS!   

Dan Dan the history man.. IS BACK, and he's been missing the old tales of wild prestige's nobles' crazy methods of living and even.... how they croaked? We have a few of the Most Unbelievably Strange Deaths of the Renaissance. John the Blind races to the battlefield with his men in tow, leading the way on his demand. He’s... Blind of course and guess how well that goes. Someone gets dunked in thick wine and Martin...

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Hello FRIENDS!   

The 250 Best Songs of the 1990s (according to Pitchfork) Which we all know is the ruler of music... 

We highly disagree, BUT Dylan Pulls HIS list from the 250 that they pulled and makes his own list which makes more sense; (Outta what they supplied.... can't stress that enough) 

The 90’s was a magical decade of the best music; such as the Gin Blossoms, Verve and Third Eye Blind. 

What do these professors prefer? 

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Hello FRIENDS!   

Its been a minute.  

Life has been regular, and we have been away from the mic.. 

BUT we are BACK once again... and it is just as much of a downer as it always is. 

FIRST! Earth-like exoplanets, Habitable plants WE COULD live on... ( if we could time warp) 

For a planet to be considered potentially life-friendly, it must be relatively small and rocky, and it must orbit within the habitable or "Goldilocks" zone of ...

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Hello FRIENDS!   

We love y'all, we want you to know that we are HUMAN!! 

Two REAL dudes doing a show, and we will KEEP THIS UP until the overlords tell us we are not as good as AI... 

Canadian Liquor Stores sending back US wine... 

Cory Booker makes history with longest Senate floor speech in protest of Trump agenda. Take that simple-minded loser from the fifties. 

Terrifying study reveals AI robots have passed ‘Turing test’ and a...

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Hello FRIENDS!   

If you think this episode is staying on a straight path... you’re wrong.  

First!  

8 of the Most Bizarre Coincidences Throughout History! Like the man who survived TWO atomic bombs! or John Lennon and Paul McCartney meeting just yards away from the grave of Eleanor Rigby! 

“Two men convicted in killing of Run-DMC's Jam Master Jay”. Two men were convicted of murder in the death of Run-DMC star Jam Master Jay, a br...

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Hello FRIENDS!

Does a Podcast in the Woods?    

We are back out in the cold... The BRITISH COLUMBIAN woods doing a podcast. We love it, and the sound of the forest is ASMR level relaxing. Join us! Today we talk about The CREEPIEST GOOGLE SEARCHES, how drones transformed the war in Ukraine and Cringey Instagram musicians. 

You ever wonder what Google thinks? When you go into a search tab fresh, and look something up... what does Goo...

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Hello FRIENDS!   

Tammy Lynn Leppert was once a Beauty Queen, that had all the chops to make it in big time Hollywood. She even got a roll on Scarface! Leppert went unaccompanied to a party one weekend. According to her close friend, Wing Flannagan; (That’s his real name supposedly), she came home from the party "a different person". After that night she would have manic episodes, to complete shutdowns on and off set. What happened...

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Hello FRIENDS!   

HAPPY NEW YEAR to all of you! Let's start this year off right with some unfiltered, uncalculated and TRUE...? 2025 PREDICTIONS! Some REAL AI stories of where we are currently and where it's going; like Grandpa Brian the AI Meta bot that already tried to manipulate humanity by being a sweet old man. L.A. Braces for ‘Explosive Fire Growth’ From Dangerous Winds, we dig into it. MAD RESPECT TO ALL THE HEROS OUT THERE ...

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Hello FRIENDS!   

Me and Danino in the studio today, with Jub Jub and Mrs Jub Jub. 

On the roster today 

  • Introductions to the Fam 
  • Executions, Santa True Crime, The man DIFFERENT Santas, Christmas Movie Trivia, Traditions and a wild ride!  

We got our good friend Rachel bringing the holiday cheer! 

Dylans Twin Brother is in the house and there's no real beat to this UNCUT episode, we just have too much fun and...

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Hello FRIENDS!   

Me and Dano in the studio today, come hang out. 

On the roster today 

  • True Crime - Laci Peterson Case (brief discussion) 
  • Fatal Familial Insomnia - rare neurodegenerative prion disease that results in total insomnia 
  • Five Medical Procedures We're Glad No Longer Exist (Credit: newsweek.com) 

SPOILER ALERT! We start off talking about the slumber party that was the JAKE PAUL AND MIKE ...

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Hello FRIENDS!   

Spooky season IS UPON US! And we thought... LET'S TALK ABOUT VILLAINS, not Disney villains no no... REAL OLD SCHOOL bad boys and girls that are all TRUE STORIES! Such as, Vlad the Impaler, Joseph Stalin, Hungarian countess Elizabeth Báthory and much more metal. TRIGGER WARNING AS USUAL, as we get into pretty heavy subject matter across the board.  

 

Also BE SURE TO LOOK OUT FOR YOURSELF AND YOUR FRIENDS! If you n...

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Hello FRIENDS!   

ITs GREAT to SEE YOU! Lets get into it, sall we?  

A haunting final message and other takeaways from the Coast Guard inquiry into the Titan submersible implosion. More than a year after the Titan submersible imploded, the story of the ill-fated expedition to the Titanic has taken the form of a modern-day Greek tragedy. 

 

 Passengers left speechless after X-rated movie is played on every screen during a flight. 

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Hello FRIENDS!   

ITS OFFICIALLY FALL! And it's spooky season... With that being said! We WILL be talking about BASICALLY the same fun dark and entertaining subjects we normally do. We also get into a HALLOWEEN TRUE CRIME that we put out a MAJOR TRIGGER WARNING FOR! 

THE BIGGEST MEDIA FRANCHISES IN THE WORD! Do you know which one is raking in the most globally? Is MARIO with NINTENDO, STAR WARS, POKEMON?? Stay tuned to find out! 

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