The Real HouseMATES of New York
Let's be honest, after an episode of Real Housewives we all could use a little kiki with friends. That's us! We want to kiki with you as we recap the latest Housewives episodes. We help each other process whatever s***storm these ladies just stirred up. We are dedicated Housewives franchise fans, so we'll be covering ALL of the wives and we're excited to have our listeners join our casual tea time (with or without receipts). I'm Jessica and I'm Robert and we are the REAL HOUSEMATES OF NEW YORK CITYNew episodes weekly.18+ only! We are not filtered people.
Episodes
“The Real HouseMATES of NY are BACK!” - VPR S11 E15, SUMMER HOUSE S08 E12 & RHONJ S14 E01
Hey Housemates, it’s been awhile! We are excited to be back and thrilled we made it back to cover the end of VPR - ha!
Vanderpump Rules S11 E15:
Ariana and Katie are QUEENS, that is all.
Oh and there is a bit about the Valley.
Summer House S08 E12:
Summer House is back to being fun! …kind of - ha!...
“Bad B*tch Era” - RHOP S08 E13, RHOBH S13 E17, VPR S11 E04 & SUMMER HOUSE S08 E01
Mention it all:
SPOILERS!! Traitors & Love is Blind
Real Housewives of Potomac S08 E13:
Make this stop.
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills S13 E17:
White parties, diamonds and divorce
Vanderpump Rules S11 E04:
How can we make Tom Sandoval get off of our screen?
Summer House S08 E01:<...
“We are the QUEENS of the Group” - RHOBH S13 E16 & VPR S11 E03
Mention it all:
SPOILERS!! Traitors & Love is Blind
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills S13 E16:
Korbel & diamonds
Vanderpump Rules S11 E03:
Sober curious isn’t a thing.
Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:13:18
MENTION IT ALL : 00:13:18 -> 00:29:39
RHOBH: 00:29:39 -> 00:48:19
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“Don’t Sign the Pope’s Document 💃” - RHOBH S13 E15, RHOP S08 E012 & VPR S11 E02
Mention it all:
Robert continues to chat about Traitors.
Real Housewives of Potomac S08 E12:
WTF is GNA and who thought this was a good idea.
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills S13 E15:
💃💃💃💃
Vanderpump Rules S11 E02:
Ally tell us our birth charts!
Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:0...
“Powerful Moment with Powerful Women” - RHOSLC S04 Reunion Part 2, RHOBH S13 E12, & RHOP S08 E09
*Trigger warning* Sensitive topics relating to SA (sexual assault) are mentioned in this episode. Please skip our RHOP recap if this is something you cannot listen to - we understand. <3
If you or someone you know has been sexually assaulted, help is available.
Call someone who can help at 800-656-4673 o...
“The Return of the Gnat” - RHOSLC S04 Reunion Part 1, RHOBH S13 E11, & RHOP S08 E08
Mention it all:
Robert is watching Traitors and has some thoughts .. **WARNING THERE ARE SPOILERS**
Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S04 Reunion Part 1:
Wow, we both forgot half of this even happened.
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills S13 E11:
Mo is a piece of shit.
Real Housewives of Potomac S08 ...
“Belly Button to Backside” - RHOSLC S04 E16, RHOBH S13 E10. & RHOP S08 E07
HAPPY NEW YEAR HOUSEMATES!
Mention it all:
Ultimate Girls Trip & the Tres Amigas are over?!
Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S04 E16:
WHAT A FINALE.. Reality Von (Tea)se
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills S13 E10:
Dorit is back to Dorito
Real Housewives of Potomac S08 E07:
Chicken shit bi...
“I’m Bored” - RHOSLC S04 E14, RHOBH S13 E08, Winter House S03 E08 & RHOP S08 E06
Mention it all:
We watched Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip RHONY Legacy and we are in love!
Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S04 E14:
Don’t come for Meredith.
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills S13 E08:
Awkward kisses and store parties!
Winter House S03 E08:
Danielle this is embarrassing.
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“I’m Sorry, You’re Welcome” - RHOSLC S04 E13, RHOBH S13 E07, Winter House S03 E07 & RHOP S08 E05
Mention it all:
Ariana placed 3rd on DWTS and Paris in Love is good?
Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S04 E13:
Someone give Meredith a bathtub!
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills S13 E07:
Between Denise and Sutton smoking a joint at the table, this was :chef’s kiss:
Winter House S03 ...
“In Denial” - RHOSLC S04 E12, RHOBH S13 E06, Winter House S03 E06 & RHOP S08 E04
We are so sorry for the delay, we are back!!
Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S04 E12:
We are so sorry for your loss Whiteny.
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills S13 E06:
Can we join this weed dinner?
Winter House S03 E06:
No more Schwartz.. PLEASE.
Real Housewives of Potomac S08 E04:
Pi...
“Someone’s Going to Backhand You” - RHONY S14 Reunion Part 2, RHOSLC S04 E08, RHOBH S13 E02, & Winter House S03 E02
Mention it all:
We are having some BravoCon Fomo.
Real Housewives of New York Reunion S14 Part 1:
Thank god this is over.
Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S04 E08:
Monica’s mom is something else…
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills S13 E02:
This is giving ever...
“Slapped by a Thousand Dicks” - RHONY S14 E14 & RHOSLC S04 E07
Mention it all:
House of Villains .. Oh Jax
Real Housewives of New York S12 E14:
Well Jenna you are still our number one, and Sai .. well just, sigh.
Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S04 E07:
That bunny was terrifying.
Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:12:13
MENTION IT ALL: 00:12:13 -> 00:20...
“No Dirty Here” - RHOC S17 Reunion Part 2, RHONY S14 E13 & RHOSLC S04 E06
Mention it all:
House of Villains and Southern Charm.
Real Housewives of The OC S17 Reunion Part 2:
This actually ended nicely.
Real Housewives of New York S12 E13:
Sigh and Erin are just mean girls.
Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S04 E06:
Nevermind, Mary Cosby is not, and will never be our favori...
“Zara and Steve Madden” - RHOC S17 Reunion Part 1, RHONY S14 E12 & RHOSLC S04 E05
Mention it all:
We need to talk about the RHOBH and RHOP trailers!
Real Housewives of The OC S17 Reunion Part 1:
Yes, bring it Jen and Gina!
Real Housewives of New York S12 E12:
Officially over this reboot.
Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S04 E05:
Mary Cosby is now our favorite.
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“Stack ‘Em & Wrack ‘Em” - RHOC S17 E15, RHONY S14 E10 & RHOSLC S04 E03
Mention it all:
Shannon’s DUI and.. Wait did we hear this correctly.. Danielle Cabral and Jennifer Aydin are fighting?!
Real Housewives of Orange County S17 Ep15:
Last day in Mexico and everyone is coming for Heather.
Real Housewives of New York S12 E10:
Stealing a phone is not a prank, and this is dumb.
“I’m Not a Whore, I’m Just Bisexual” - RHOC S17 E14, RHOA S15 Reunion Part 2, RHONY S14 E09 & RHOSLC S04 E02
Mention it all:
DWTS, The Masked Singer, Special Forces and Bethenny giving her used makeup to people.. There is alot to talk about.
Real Housewives of Atlanta S15 Reunion Part 2
So much cringe.
Real Housewives of The OC S17 Ep14:
Thanks for the most uncomfortable gift.
R...
“Lions Walking into the Lyon’s Den” - RHOC S17 E13, RHOA S15 Reunion Part 1, RHONY S14 E08. & RHOSLC S04 E01
Mention it all:
Let’s talk about Lindsay and Carl.
Phaedra is BACK on Bravo! Thank god Robert watches Married to Medicine, ha!
Real Housewives of Atlanta S15 Reunion Part 1
It took THIS long to get Kandi activated?!
Real Housewives of The OC S17 Ep13:
We love Emily.
“It’s A Battle for Brooklyn” - RHOC S17 E12, RHOA S15 E16, RHONY S14 E07
Mention it all:
We went to Battle for Brooklyn and hung out with the RHONJ ladies.
Real Housewives of Atlanta S15 Ep16:
Thank god this season is over.
Real Housewives of The OC S17 Ep12:
Do you cut a butthole in the bottom of your pumpkins?
Real Housewives of New York S12 E07:
What is it with Sai and food...
“Grubhub on Highways” - RHOC S17 E11, RHOA S15 E15, WELCOME TO CRAPPIE LAKE S01 E08, RHONY S14 E06
Mention it all:
Did someone just spill some tea about Benton?
Kim and Kroy filed for divorce… again.
Real Housewives of Atlanta S15 Ep15:
This wasn’t the season finale? And wtf Bob.
Real Housewives of The OC S17 Ep11:
It’s always about Shannon.
Luann and Sonja: Welcome to Crappie ...
“Sequence on a Plant” - RHOA S15 E14, WELCOME TO CRAPPIE LAKE S01 E07, RHONY S14 E05
Mention it all:
We listened to Bethenny and Rachel.. We have thoughts.
Real Housewives of Atlanta S15 Ep14:
Wait, this episode wasn’t the worst.
Luann and Sonja: Welcome to Crappie Lake S01 Ep07:
Don’t tell us it’s almost over!
Real Housewives of New York S12 E05:
Team blowjobs or team handjobs?...
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