I Can’t Wait to Show My Kids

Brad and Mark finally come to the end of ground so retread they can call the auto aim the and call the shots before they happen, as they watch the final install to the Alien Cinematic Universe, "Alien: Romulus", and discuss when to show it to their kids. 

This week Mark and Brad kick off their new kung fu movies mini season with the 2009 modern Blaxploitation classic, "Black Dynamite", and decide when to show it to their kids.  

This week Mark and Brad are more confused than they've ever been as they watch "Alien: Covenant" by Ridley Scott and ask if they should bother showing it to their kids.

Brad and Mark break their stance on movies from their childhood to watch a movie from their adulthood. Hulu's "Predator: Killer of Killers", and decide when to show it to their kids. 

The days and weeks blaze by as Brad and Mark are utterly changed into fire by their confusion and complete misunderstanding of Ridley Scott's prequel to his 1979 "Alien", which has no idea what franchise its actually in, "Prometheus", and discuss if they should have bothered watching it in the first place.

This week Mark and Brad grapple with mortality, depressing backstories and more mustache than you you can wave a cap at. This week the boys are watching "The Matador" from 2005, and deciding when if never to show it to their kids.

Brad and Mark continue their trip through the Alien Cinematic Universe with the reboot of the franchise, "Alien Resurrection", and decide if they can ever show it to their kids. 

Brad and Mark saddle up and round up a two man posse to watch and discuss Takashi Miike's "Tsukiyaki Western Django", and decide when to show it to their kids. 

This week Mark and Brad skirt the limits of what is really an acceptable episode as they focus their truncated rage into clear feelings and emotions as they watch    "Alien 3", the weakest of the "Dark Star" Cinematic Universe.

Brad and Mark are returning to passion projects and their youth to watch "Mystery Team" from the Derrick Comedy Team, and discuss when if ever to show it to their kids.  

Mark and Brad are back to celebrate some more cinema and this week they land on the perfect case of a second entry to a franchise, the sequel to John Carpenter's "Dark Star" and the prequel to James Cameron's "Aliens", the horror masterpiece, "Alien" directed by Ridley Scott and decide how soon is too late to shot it to their kids. 

Rounding out their "Passion Project mini Season", Mark's D4 of Doom rolled up what could be argued as the worst film the boys have watched yet, a personal Hell for Brad and the source of Marks eternal power, it's "Winter Beast" from 1992.

Brad and Mark are back to watch and discuss "In Bruges" from 2008, join the boys as they understand the true meaning of duality and limbo and decide when to show it to their kids.

Brad and Mark finally get to the Chopper that is the end of the Predator Cinematic Universe, with Shane Black's addition from 2018, and discuss when to show literally anything else to their kids. 

This week Brad and Mark prove they're the realest boys around by watching and discussing "Pinocchio" from 2022 (the Netflix one).

For the 100th time Brad and Mark are celebrating cinema by watching and discussing Ben Stiller's "Tropic Thunder" from 2008 and decide when to show it to their kids. 

Brad and Mark are back with a surprise addition to their "musicals" catalog. Join the boys as the watch "Repo: the Genetic Opera" and decide when if ever to show it to their kids. 

Mark and Brad return to watch the third installment in the Riddick Cinematic Universe, "Riddick" from 2013, and discuss anything else to show to their kids. 

This week Mark and Brad round up a posse to watch and discuss "Alligator" from 1980, which holds the distinction of having the best and worst script we have ever seen in a movie, at the same time.