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Metal Matt and Cochise tackle the subjects and questions surrounding music, art, Zen, individuality, life, meaning amid chaos, gear, punk rock, relationships, and everything else. Beers are consumed, shit is talked, and truth is pursued.
Episodes
Saturday night rock and roll! We talk about parking spaces, threatening notes, broccoli heads, Saved By the Bell, Sears catalogs, Betty Knox sightings, Crowbar, the fine print, RPDP Legal and the big swinging you knows, Victoria's Secret customer reviews, filet mignon, totally not gear talk, blonde AI gone wild, esoteric mysticism, murder, algebra, the albatross, the Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th D...
Yeah we talk about a bunch of shit. Go listen to Black Sabbath and Mastodon.
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And we’re back! We talk about big dogs, slack-key guitar, smoking weed and going to hell, smoking DMT and meeting elves, pineapples, swingers, church boners, Father’s Day, Hondas, auras, gongs, invisible poop, this no kings nonsense, ballpark hotdogs, why are we talking about candy, Darnell’s Daily Dookie, Michael Jackson, and Flaming Hot Cheeto girls.
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"This is what we've been waiting for, this is it boys, this is war!" (Name the song for two points.) Holy hell after no less than one year of badgering we did it. At long last the Immortal Nasty Pete joins Metal Matt and Cochise and hilarity ensues. We talk about singing on podcasts, cringey shit, karaoke, Corpsegrinder, East coast accents, being all business, atomic wedgies, taking pictures with Marine...
Happy Memorial Day to our esteemed listeners! We talk about shaking work off, g** p*** m***** doppelgangers, pretty vs sexy, suits, IPAs, edamame, the kiss and tell mindset, Mexican pizza, the brown Chakra, wipeedoos, Easy Bake Ovens, #stayblessed, and OG Nintendo games.
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Another afternoon cast on the Lord’s day. We talk about separation of Church and RPDP, DOOM The Dark Ages, Mortal Kombat movies and shit, the ghetto pass, hot coffee, shoes, the RPDP Knowledge College, tariffs, aerosolized fresheners, partners and acquisitions, peer reviewing art, when to take your art public, trying adults for children, alchemy, Fig Newtons, your favorite store, and shooting bitches into space.
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Holy hell it’s an unprecedented, full moon, occult after midnight recording! We are cooking with serious gas. We talk about midnight, Matt’s philosophy of “laziness, cheapness, vanity”, haircuts, barbers, gambling with haircuts, Super Pepsi Neutral, what being American really is, Tom Waits’ “Nighthawks at the Diner”, curious humps, awake nightmares, litigious shit, *67, Rainier beer, Betty Knox, three lizards, and the...
A nice lil' Sunday afternoon cast for our dear listeners. We talk about shouting matches, perspective, farting in someone's hand, tattoos, Alaska, 'Chising out twice, food, beverage, bars, Betty Knox, the Tamale Store, gas-filled windows, snow (the natural phenomenon, not the uh, other thing), Milf Island, emails from Scrot, and of course Fear, News, and Weather.
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Holy gd dm fkn sht it's a Friday night episode coming in HOT! We talk about Nashville, the Musician's Hall of Fame, RPDP Holdings, Kid Rock, RC Cola, soil, Salesforce, Zambia, the CIA (allegedly), playing on stage, soil, "the vibe", selling guitars, Springtime, the dead ass pope, the mighty PB&J, Canadian geese, and single-ply toilet paper. Enjoy!
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Hooray! A Saturday morning cast destined to be an instant classic. We talk about smoking DMT, the question mark, punctuation in general, wine, togas, crunchberries, golf, British speakers, rat Viagra, the devil in the details, and dumb little kids.
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Sunday cast so you Monday morning mofos are gettin' it hot off the press. We talk about market manipulation, the intricacies of a detachable penis, Metal Matt's weird podcast shit timer, the black pill, a reminder that you choose your level of engagement, giblets, green farts in jars, the "plus one", screaming kids, god damn Gazoo again, and dire wolves.
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We talk about Status Audio products, RIP Val Kilmer, Twin Peaks, racist protests, ninjas, marketing ideas, racist business terms, DEBUT THE #1 SINGLE "LEMONADE" BY SCROT ON RPDP RECORDS, animals fighting, watching your mouth, snack baskets, setting Teslas on fire, American obesity, MMA, Jeep ducking, and the mighty Shawn Kemp.
Direct link to the hit song by Scrot, RPDP Records FTW: https://suno.com/song/b359...
We talk about Aberdeen WA, Martin Luther T., the band L7, Portugal, gabapentin, getting hurt, woo powers, dick kicker weeks, a visit to the mail bag, McPizza, Power Rangers, dick draggers, channel 99, vampires, Jupiter, the new world order, and more Komodo dragons eating ass.
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Thursday night and the RPDP offices are going off! We talk about fupas, Bose products, Komodo dragons, dumb jokes, Jurassic 5, punctuation, the mail bag a.k.a. the only bag we're fkn getting lately, new fans, new segments, new aliens, new laws, new Olympic events, and elephant beef.
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The RPDP offices opened early Saturday morning for this one! We talk about praying for a decent week, getting fucked over by your job, the need to escape, shower farts, AM talk radio, we hit some listener emails, coffee, shower shits, "Clippit" hauntings, dino nuggets, Jookie, and 90's talk shows. Enjoy and email us at rpdpcares@gmail.com
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Hooray, recording on the Lord's day like the good Christian podcast we are. We talk about Matt's perpetual hangover, satanists, how much shit sucks right now, Int'l Women's Day, the bummer of Brent Hinds leaving Mastodon, Hot Shots Basketball, quantum computing, crypto, ordering "au teton", free education, people who pivot to blaming "social constructs" to defend shit logic, an ...
We talk about the history of Mountain Dew and its variants over the years, the Cincinnati Ferris Wheel, the Victoria's Secret model with Down Syndrome, driving etiquette, eating ass, the effect of BMI on possible volcano eruptions, the new Terminator movie, the RPDP Stink Tank, and recall a particularly fun New Years' Day.
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It’s a 50th episode spectacular! We talk about recording your girlfriend, dad jokes, skinheads, girls with short hair, a reminder that Cochise definitely didn’t smoke weed (in case you forgot MATT), Twin Peaks, anti-perspirant, global warming, DOGE, an update on the SpaceMX saga, and a French lesson.
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We talk about Iranian women, Sega Genesis vs. PlayStation, getting chicks in a Subaru, what to do with shit, menudo, the Year of the Bag, the shroud of toga, Happy Meals, hypertrophy, the likely complicated legality of winking, bar games, fret sprout, and ventriloquism.
They opened up a Vero’s pizza near my apartment that purports to make exquisite Chicago-style deep dish pizza, “the soupy kind” my lovely ex ...
This evening we deal with more pesky RF noise ghosts and the theories have moved from gear-based to conspiratorial, we get all down on new technology, we reminisce about how TVs used to turn on right away, Mr. Rogers, we play a spirited game of “What word has Cochise never typed?”, examine one degree of gay, the atrocity that is the end of Fresca as we know it, there’s a lengthy journey into the realm of who gives a f...
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