Ironing out the Kinks

There’s a fart scented car shag, a queef on the massage table, and a sleepover that ended with a dog lead instead of a belt. Welcome to the filthiest therapy session you didn’t know you needed.

Inside: – A girl who masturbated with her roommate… and came when called a slut – A listener stuck in a situationship with a man who wants pegging… but not her sex toys – A top-tier edging kink dilemma: how do you beg right? – A massage gone...

This episode is packed with religious kinks, accidental work wanks and a load of sperm that may still be locked in a Benidorm safe.

Inside: – The most Caucasian ways to say “I’m finna nut” – A full-on church shag that left them sweaty and spiritually shaken – A listener who Airdropped a dripping wet video… straight to her boyfriend’s Teams call – A lads’ holiday confession involving a hotel safe, a forgotten code and no cleanup – A...

This episode has it all... high stakes sex trades, Peppa Pig watching from the wall and a blowjob interrupted by a judgmental horse.

Inside: – A 20-year anal standoff finally ends… and so begins a trampoline legacy – A husband stuck in chastity and loving the pain (sort of) – A man whose wife only wants sex at 80… or when the dog’s been sick – The “filthy weekend away” that turned into bunk beds and laminated fire rules – A blowjob...

This episode is dripping with filth, emotional chaos, and gadgets you’ll never look at the same again.

We’ve got: – A scalp massage made of cum and misplaced confidence – A Fleshlight mistaken for a Bluetooth speaker (until it wasn’t) – A BDSM airbnb session that turned into a horror movie (literally) – A man who woke up hard to his wife masturbating, but didn’t know how to ask for more intimacy without killing the mood – A clit so...

This week we’ve got tight fetishes, gangbang fantasies, demon burps, and the most misunderstood blowjob in podcast history.

Inside: – A woman fantasising about a rough, no holds barred gangbang (with spectators) – A wife who keeps biting her partner’s nipples — even after being told to stop – A man hiding his ex fiancée’s ring while planning a future with someone else – Porn titles that might be fake… but absolutely sound real – A ...

Episode 50 is here, and we’re celebrating with some of the wildest stories yet. From Vegas window sex that might’ve been witnessed by someone’s dad, to an anal experiment that had parents banging on the bedroom door, this one is pure carnage.

We dig into: - The new Online Safety Act and how it could change the way we all watch filth online - A workplace fling with wine, kids asleep upstairs and more regrets than orgasms - The story...

We don’t know where to start with this one. There’s raspberry-blowing cunnilingus, a Grindr glow-up, and a Birmingham gangbang that ends with a bottle of poppers in someone’s eye and an Uber to A&E.

This week brings: 

 - A partner secretly running a kink page (with paid content) behind his girlfriend’s back

– A co...

From viral sunroof kinks to 72-inch cock reveals, this week is complete filth.

We kick off with hamstering, the sunroof oral trend that’s got TikTok in a chokehold (literally). We also cover the UK’s proposed ban on choking porn, and why consent and communication still matter, even in your filthiest moments.

Then things get messy: – A listener gets fingered in a cathedral to AC/DC’s Thunderstruck – A guy tears his tongue during ent...

From spider venom stiffies to glovebox disasters, this week’s episode is a beautiful mess.

We kick off with a very horny spider (yes, really) that gave one unlucky bloke a four-hour boner and a trip to A&E. Then it’s into the Naughty Corner, where we tackle clueless foreplay, drunk girl kinks, and the art of asking your partner not to treat you like a human alarm clock.

Things only get filthier with: – A chastity submission tha...

This week’s episode is absolute filth in all the right ways. We kick off with a high-tech vibrator that plays music inside your body, followed by listener confessions that range from belly button fetishes to spank-happy boobs and unicorn threesome dilemmas.

Then it gets properly unhinged.

– A sugar baby seduces her boyfriends neighbour after getting caught out – A bedroom dungeon session ends with a butt plug to the eyeball – A lis...

This week’s episode is a masterclass in filth, frustration, and the absolute weirdness of human desire.

We kick things off with a husband who really wants his wife to date women, a listener on the edge of a cuckolding threesome just to fix his trust issues, and a missionary mishap that leads to one of the most accidentally honest weight/sex breakdowns we’ve ever heard.

Then: – A topless holiday fantasy goes too far... – A neighbour...

This week is pure filth in all the right (and wrong) places. We kick things off with toxic submariners and sail straight into a shocking tale of a sugar boat rendezvous that turns very wet in more ways than one.

In Naughty Corner, we try to untangle the ick from the intimacy—can you be too into snogging? (Spoiler: yes, especially if he’s tonguing your molars mid-roast dinner).

Then it’s time for Filthy Fortunes, confessions that in...

This week, we’re diving headfirst into the messy, the mortifying, and the massively relatable. We kick things off with a quick guide to douching. Then we tackle a listener dilemma: how do you tell your partner they kiss like a washing machine without destroying their confidence?

We also read through a wave of raw and honest submissions about “embarrassing” STIs—and why that term needs to go. These stories are brave, beautiful, and ...