Fatties Over Forty

Drink of the day: Waterbird Ranch water, Hardbody, Tequila Pineapple.

Blanco and Jonesy are back at the bar. We catch up on life. We go off on a tangent.  We share some Gentlemen’s club stories. We coin a new phrase, MIDF. Jonesy shares a ghost story. He ran into someone he thought had died. We also discuss a cardinal sin, don’t mess with people’s food. It’s not funny. On a bright sports note, we would both love for the Chiefs to c...

Drink of the Day: Southern Delight 1.5 oz Jack Daniels, .5 oz Jack Honey, .5 oz Southern Comfort, 1 oz lime juice.

The Fatties are back in the bar with another Sunday edition of the podcast. We recap our weekends and talk about current events. We give the full breakdown of why McDonald’s has the best coke. It’s more complex than a secret ingredient. Red Lobster is broke and considering filing for bankruptcy. It breaks our hearts bu...

Drink of the day: Lake Erie Monster is equal parts blue caraco, Malibu rum, Disarano, Red Bull.

Jonesy and Blanco are back at the bar watching The Master’s and talking about the topics de jour. Shocker, we love bubble gum flavored medicine and need more of that in our lives. We hate dynamic pricing and need less of it. Fast food is trying to join the dynamic game and it will lose them customers not boost profits. For the love of Go...

Drink of the day: Mexican 75  2 oz tequila, 4 oz champagne, 1 oz lime juice, 1/2 oz simple syrup.

Blanco and Jonesy are back from a 2 week hiatus. We recap our Easter holiday experiences. Jonesy tells the tale of how the Easter episode almost killed him. We fight back against the malicious attack on Red Lobster. The Fatties pull no punches on the scandalous article. We help settle an AITAH debate. We open sports with the bracket ch...

Drink of the day: Holy Water 1 oz vodka, 1 oz light rum, .5 oz blue curaçao, .5 oz peach schnapps, 4 oz lemonade, splash of pineapple juice. 

This episode is an Easter special with special guest Sierra Franks. She is a photographer from the Topeka area that did a photo shoot for the Fatties. We talk to Sierra about her love for photography. We do a review on “Fresh Donuts” in KCK. We also try A LOT of Easter candy. Some of it was g...

Drink of the day: Apple Jack 2 oz Jack Daniels, top with apple juice or sparkling apple cider.

It’s another day at the bar. Jonesy and Blanco catch up after being off for a couple weeks. We discuss if we want to be a fat guy in a little house. Blanco found out that Peppa Pig is rude. Which led to a discussion on things you should not do or say to others. As always we talk a little sports. NFL free agency is in full swing and it’s g...

Drink of the day: DT 1 oz Jack Daniels, .5 oz Southern Comfort, .5 oz Creme De cacao, top with coke.

Tragedy and Triumph with special guest Eliot Holmes. We start the episode sharing our experience and thoughts on the parade shooting. It was a bit emotional so there is a short break before resuming the episode. We get to live vicariously through Eliot as he attended Super Bowl 58 and got to watch the Chiefs win their second straigh...

Drink of the day: Tootsie Roll shot 2 oz Kahlua and splash with orange juice.

The Fatties are back with another informal survey. We settle the debate on wearing socks to bed. We discuss the common courtesy rules of air travel. We review a wild story of a Pastor in NC keeping it real. We geek out about the kid that beat Tetris. We wrap up talking about the final week of the NFL regular season. Blanco gives his Fat Four of the week. 

Drink of the day: French 75- 1 oz gin, .75 oz lemon juice, 1 oz simple syrup, 3 oz champagne.

Happy New Year! Blanco and Jonesy talk about their recent guest appearance on “Welcome to Strawberry Hill”. We talk about NYE and our plans. Chapels in Vegas are full of people wanting to get hitched on 12/31/23. We discuss a woman who recently had two babies from her two uteruses. One lucky Virginia woman had a big find while thrifting. S...

Drink of the day: Cinnamon Maple Whiskey sour 1.5 oz bourbon, 1 oz lemon juice, .5 oz maple syrup, pinch of ground cinnamon. Can garnish with a cinnamon stick.

It’s our Holiday special. We have a holiday cocktail and review the topics of the day. Do you shower correctly? We talk about some strange southern food, pineapple sandwiches. What do you do when your in-laws purchase $10,000 in Disney Plus gift cards? Sports discussion incl...

Drink of the day: Poinsettia cocktail 1/2 oz triple sec, 3 oz cranberry juice, 3 oz champagne. 

Blanco and Jonesy are in the holiday spirit. We have a festive drink and have our shopping nearly complete. We talk a lot about driving and traffic. We discuss if DUI sensors should be mandatory on vehicles. Should you be able to run a red light that won’t change? The Chiefs are struggling and we aren’t making excuses for them. We previe...

Drink of the day: Tidal wave 1.5 oz Titos, .5 oz blue curacao, lemon juice, lime juice, top with Pellegrino Limonita.

Twitch streamer Dekition joins the show today. This is a bonus episode. This is a rap session. The conversation jumped all over the place from Pokemon to hemorrhoids. We also discuss a Buzzfeed article about weird house rules people have encountered at a friends house. We also talk about out dated medical practices....

Drink of the day: Peanut butter cup. 1 oz Skrewball, 1 oz 8 ball chocolate whiskey, 2 oz buzzball Choc tease, 4 oz cold brew coffee.

We have a very special guest this week. Twitch streamer, Dekition, joins the show. We talk about his channel a bit and jump into out topics of the day. The double decker taco is back for a limited time. That leads to a Taco Bell tangent. That leads to an assault at Chipotle. Dekition talks about games...