Fatties Over Forty

Drink of the Day: Wild West Cocktail 2 oz bullet bourbon, .5 oz smith moonshine,  top with root beer. 

Blanco and Jonesy are joined by friend of the show, Zeejho. We give a review of Chef J’s BBQ. There is a bit of nostalgia in this episode. We talk about early cell phones, restaurants that are not as good as they used to be, and the Ninja Turtles. We also talk about the evolution of toys from the 70’s through today. Sports is focu...

Drink of the day: Sparkling Ice Starburst Cherry and Orange. Prime KSI and Sprite + Tea.

Blanco and Jonesy are back with a kid-friendly episode, and guess who’s joining them? It’s none other than the awesome Tough Tony! They’re diving into the world of snacks and drinks, including the legendary Oreo Reese’s, Reese’s Oreos, and even a refreshing Prime drink. But that’s not all! Tough Tony takes us on a journey through his soccer car...

Drink of the day: Cherry Daydream 1 oz Bacardi silver, 1 oz Red Rum, .5 oz lime juice, top with Cherry Pepsi. 

Blanco and Jones are at the bar shooting the breeze. The conversation shifts to their upcoming vacation, their high school reunion plans, and their thoughts on the "robo-penis" device used in the adult film industry.  Blanco and Jones discuss their upcoming podcast episode featuring a special guest, a Gen Alpha, and plan a...

Drink of the day: Negroni 1 oz gin, 1 oz sweet vermouth, 1 oz Campari.

Blanco and Jones discussed their new drop-shot, "Hobo Piss," made with blackberry brandy, vodka, and Triple Sec. They also created a Negroni paying homage to Anthony Bourdain. The conversation shifted to AI usage, with Jones skeptical and Blanco using it for work and the podcast.  We chime in on a terrifying U.S. military incident where a Hellfire missile failed...

Drink of the day: Cherryosity bourbon pre-made cocktail.

Blanco and Jonesy are back at the bar discussing cocktails and shots. We talk about what attire is appropriate for flying. We have a story to illustrate how dogs are far superior to cats. We talk about radio being a dying industry and our dislike for noncompete clauses. We start off sports with Phillies HR ball Karen. We recap the Chiefs abysmal week one performance. Preview ...

Drink of the day: Sprite-arita 1.5 oz Blanco Tequila, .5 oz Contreau, .75 oz lime juice, .5 oz simple syrup, top with Sprite. 

Jonesy and Blanco are back at the bar. We are catching up after a break. We discussed Blanco’s Alaska trip that included kayaking, fishing, hiking, and whale watching. Blanco also gets bougie sharing his first class flight experience and his first trip to a Nordic Spa. We also review the Alaskan culinary sc...

Drink: Good Boy Vodka, Citrus Circus and Arnold Palmer flavors

Disclaimer: we tried new equipment so the audio is not as good as normal. Blanco and Jonesy are joined by their wives for an afternoon at the shop. Blanco shares story of first date with his wife and their weddings. JG discusses the dirty restaurants the Blanco introduced her to over the years. Mrs. Jones her trips to the hood in her youth. We give some love to Sumner A...

Drink of the day Southern whiskey LIT Jack Daniels 3/4 oz, Bullet Bourbon 3/4 oz, Southern comfort 3/4 oz, Sour mix 1 oz, Lemon juice 1/2 oz.

Blanco and Jonesy are back at the bar. Blanco got bougie at an art auction this week. He is now an aimless collector. Jones has been dethroned. He is no longer the Chili cook off champion. We discuss the pilot hitting on random lady at airport via napkin drop. We talk about the baby sitter wh...

Drink of the day: Sonic hard beverages Mango, Lemon Berry, Cherry Limeade.

Jonesy and Blanco are in the bar. Times are tough and we are thinking about selling feet pics. That leads to a discussion on credit cards. We review things you should not ever do at Subway. We discuss absurd laws in the state of KS. We also weigh in on if Vabbing should be a thing. We shared a story of a man who grew a loofa in his shower. Sports is kicked o...

Drink of the day:  Belfast bomb 1/2 pint Guiness. Shot is 1 oz Jameson, .5 oz Baileys, .5 oz Kahlua.

Blanco and Jonesy open the St. Patrick’s day episode the only way we know how…Belfast bombs!  We give a shout out to the oldest living married couple. We know we will never make it close to that record as we are too fat. We discuss what we would do if someone destroyed your wedding cake. We discuss the best Italian chain restaurants...

Drink of the day: Premade Jack and Cherry Coke.

Jonesy and Blanco are back in the bar. We start it off by trying the Little Debbie Nutter Butter Cream pie. We pay homage to KC radio icon Johnny Dare. We reminisce on the shows 32 year history and what we will miss the most. Jonesy and Blanco are both done with day light savings time. It needs to end. Blanco’s neighbor’s tree fell in his yard and took out his tree. Jonesy sets him st...

Jonesy and Blanco had a virtual hang so there was nothing special to drink.  We chat a bit about “Landman”. Shockingly we are both fans but wish there was a whipped cream bikini.  We debate how soon is too soon to move in with a significant other. What is the proper protocol for siblings splitting an inheritance? Blanco is not a fan of the rotting corpse flower.  Jonesy is enthralled with the kayak swallowed by the whale.  We test ...