Fatties Over Forty
Blanco and Jonesy have a cocktail and discuss the stories of the day. The NFL, College Football, and all things Kansas City are common topics. Belly up to the bar and have a drink with us.
Episodes
Drink of the day: Negroni 1 oz gin, 1 oz sweet vermouth, 1 oz Campari.
Blanco and Jones discussed their new drop-shot, "Hobo Piss," made with blackberry brandy, vodka, and Triple Sec. They also created a Negroni paying homage to Anthony Bourdain. The conversation shifted to AI usage, with Jones skeptical and Blanco using it for work and the podcast. We chime in on a terrifying U.S. military incident where a Hellfire missile failed...
Drink of the day: Cherryosity bourbon pre-made cocktail.
Blanco and Jonesy are back at the bar discussing cocktails and shots. We talk about what attire is appropriate for flying. We have a story to illustrate how dogs are far superior to cats. We talk about radio being a dying industry and our dislike for noncompete clauses. We start off sports with Phillies HR ball Karen. We recap the Chiefs abysmal week one performance. Preview ...
Drink of the day: Sprite-arita 1.5 oz Blanco Tequila, .5 oz Contreau, .75 oz lime juice, .5 oz simple syrup, top with Sprite.
Jonesy and Blanco are back at the bar. We are catching up after a break. We discussed Blanco’s Alaska trip that included kayaking, fishing, hiking, and whale watching. Blanco also gets bougie sharing his first class flight experience and his first trip to a Nordic Spa. We also review the Alaskan culinary sc...
Drink of the day: Beast Killer sunrise, pink poison, and gnarly grape.
Blanco recently visited San Diego. He shared his recent experience with a third party ticket app. He has some strong opinions on the app and Petco Park. We also discuss the Nick Tarnasky video.
Drink of the day: Segram’s Escapes Spiked Pineapple powerhouse and Rumble Punch.
Blanco and Jonesy are back at the bar after a hiatus. We give out thoughts on the Gen Z stare. Jonesy recounts his trip to Casey’s prior to the show. We weigh in on kink shaming Reddit story. We talk about NFL rookies legal troubles for sports. We also give love to the true GOAT of the NBA.
Drink: Good Boy Vodka, Citrus Circus and Arnold Palmer flavors
Disclaimer: we tried new equipment so the audio is not as good as normal. Blanco and Jonesy are joined by their wives for an afternoon at the shop. Blanco shares story of first date with his wife and their weddings. JG discusses the dirty restaurants the Blanco introduced her to over the years. Mrs. Jones her trips to the hood in her youth. We give some love to Sumner A...
Drink of the day: Premade Jack and Vanilla Coke.
Blanco and Jonesy went to The Shop to try out some new toys, smoke cigars, and drink some bourbon. We have some discussion about the Royals, Tuff Tony’s trip to card show, and our difficulties acquiring new Jordan’s. It’s madness but it’s fun.
Drink of the day: Hard Mountain Dew Code Red.
Blanco and Jonesy had so much fun hanging out at the bar they recorded a second show. This is the official start of season 3. We sat down with nothing planned. We sat down with a drink and let it fly.
This is the pizza episode. We traveled to Italian Delight to make a special "Fatties" pizza with help from friend of the show Rene Brunetti. There was no drink of the day as we were not at the bar. We all had a beer and made a 9 pound pizza. Enjoy the show!
Drink of the day Southern whiskey LIT Jack Daniels 3/4 oz, Bullet Bourbon 3/4 oz, Southern comfort 3/4 oz, Sour mix 1 oz, Lemon juice 1/2 oz.
Blanco and Jonesy are back at the bar. Blanco got bougie at an art auction this week. He is now an aimless collector. Jones has been dethroned. He is no longer the Chili cook off champion. We discuss the pilot hitting on random lady at airport via napkin drop. We talk about the baby sitter wh...
Drink of the day: Sonic hard beverages Mango, Lemon Berry, Cherry Limeade.
Jonesy and Blanco are in the bar. Times are tough and we are thinking about selling feet pics. That leads to a discussion on credit cards. We review things you should not ever do at Subway. We discuss absurd laws in the state of KS. We also weigh in on if Vabbing should be a thing. We shared a story of a man who grew a loofa in his shower. Sports is kicked o...
Drink of the day: Belfast bomb 1/2 pint Guiness. Shot is 1 oz Jameson, .5 oz Baileys, .5 oz Kahlua.
Blanco and Jonesy open the St. Patrick’s day episode the only way we know how…Belfast bombs! We give a shout out to the oldest living married couple. We know we will never make it close to that record as we are too fat. We discuss what we would do if someone destroyed your wedding cake. We discuss the best Italian chain restaurants...
Drink of the day: Premade Jack and Cherry Coke.
Jonesy and Blanco are back in the bar. We start it off by trying the Little Debbie Nutter Butter Cream pie. We pay homage to KC radio icon Johnny Dare. We reminisce on the shows 32 year history and what we will miss the most. Jonesy and Blanco are both done with day light savings time. It needs to end. Blanco’s neighbor’s tree fell in his yard and took out his tree. Jonesy sets him st...
Jonesy and Blanco had a virtual hang so there was nothing special to drink. We chat a bit about “Landman”. Shockingly we are both fans but wish there was a whipped cream bikini. We debate how soon is too soon to move in with a significant other. What is the proper protocol for siblings splitting an inheritance? Blanco is not a fan of the rotting corpse flower. Jonesy is enthralled with the kayak swallowed by the whale. We test ...
Drink of the day: vodka gimlet 2 oz vodka, 1 oz lime juice, 1 oz simple syrup
Please excuse our delay. We are a bit late due to technical issues. This is our Bowl of Supers special. We recorded at The Shop Cigar Lounge on Strawberry Hill. We were joined by Shop owner Mike Simmons. The fatties give our big game predictions while sipping cocktails and smoking cigars. Blanco gives his favorite prop bets for the game.
Drink of the day: White Claw Vodka and Soda: Peach, pineapple, wild cherry, watermelon.
Jones and Blanco are back in the bar discussing topics de jour. We partially break our rules and give our thoughts on a bill proposal in MS to fine men for masturbation. Thoughts given on a diner who felt it was okay to take money from the communal tip jar to help cover their tab. We found out BK is selling cheeseburgers for $1 this week. That l...
Drink of the day: Nor’easter 2 oz bourbon, .5 lime juice, .5 maple syrup, top with ginger beer.
Jonesy and Blanco are enjoying a cocktail and shooting the breeze. We reminisce about an old school Mexican restaurant we both love. That leads to a discussion on when it’s okay not to tip. We debate the Girl Scout cookie rankings from Food and Wine. We discovered we have not been brushing our teeth incorrectly for a long time. We wra...
Drink of the day: Cherryosity bourbon, brown sugar, and natural flavors. Deep Eddy’s Lemon and Deep Eddy’s Lime.
Blanco and Jonesy are back from their hiatus. Join us at the bar for story time. Jones gives a recap of their recent trip to Universal studios in Florida. Blanco relives his recent trip to Vegas. We round it out with the Fat Four for the divisional round.
Drink of the day: Christmas rum punch 2 oz spiced rum, .5 oz lemon juice, 2 oz cranberry juice, top with ginger beer.
Blanco and Jonesy are at the bar for their holiday special. We give Screwball egg nog a try. We make a case for restaurants to stop leaving the tails on shrimp in pasta dishes. Jonesy has a beef with Taco Bell. We talk about the most popular toy of the decade for the past 60 years. What were our favorite Christmas...
Drink of the day: Jameson Ginger and lime premade cocktail.
Jonesy and Blanco are rambling at the bar again. We found a chef in Guatemala that cooks pizza using a volcano. That leads to talk about a mega volcano wiping out humanity. We give out take on the drone presence over NJ. Are the aliens coming from the ocean, maybe? We talk about the transfer portal in sports. We discuss the Lions season ticket holder banned for his verbal...
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