Daily News Weekly
Daily News Weekly is your most trusted source of fictional news. Transmitting directly from the IDGAF Productions’ headquarters with your host Bill Baloney.
Episodes
You’ve always wondered which brand of laptop does God use, right? Daily News Weekly take a progressive, political stand and opposes genocide. Our hard-hitting reporters encounter the Pope. And yes, it’s the last episode of the season. Almost nobody is killed!
In this episode:
- Tonight’s guest is God.
- Attack of the Fist-Fighting Aliens from Outer Space.
- The dying art of hand-made Japanese toothpicks.
- We respond to the criticism...
What do the superheroes Captain France, Captain Britain and Captain Russia have in common with New York, your favorite woke spokesperson Stephan and South Carolina? Also, Spanish chefs.
In this episode:
- Tonight’s guest is Queen Elizabeth of England.
- Financial advice with Jonny Cash.
- Honest Tony’s fire extinguishers.
- Cyanide Cuisine.
- The history of Captain America.
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Man, have we got one hell of a show for you tonight. We are going to have two presidential guests here tonight. We are going to explore the Modern Remake of The Classic 70s and 80s TV Series “Love Boat”. We’ll introduce you to your favorite music genre, elevator music. We’ll of course have news in brief.
In this episode:
- Interview with Joe Biden?
- Donald Trump invites himself to the show.
- Modern remake of the classic TV series...
Our audience is smaller than usual today because our guests from the previous show, Chewbakka and R2D2, infected the entire audience with Imperial Space Gonorrhea. This means Health and Safety have temporarily banned us from having an audience.
In this episode:
- Interview with the world’s First sentient artificial intelligence (AI).
- Jonny Cash is kidnapped by aliens.
- A word from our sponsors.
- Science Shenanigans: Stealing cand...
You begged. You pleaded. You got down on your knees. Praying that another season of Daily News Weekly. Would never see the light of day. And we listened… to none of you. That’s right, we’re back!
With more explosions than ever before. With news more sensationally salacious than a sexy hot dog eating contest. And less journalistic integrity than a sock puppet on LSD.
In this episode:
- Hitler had to cancel.
- Guests Chewbakka and ...
That’s right, we’re back mother*****rs! In season two of Daily News Weekly, get your ears ravaged with studio guests like Donald Trump, Joe Biden and The Queen of England. Indulge in exotic topics like stealing candy from babies, artificial intelligence and artisan Japanese toothpick-making. Ravage your mind with shocking stories of alien abduction, the disturbing truth about Captain America and a horrifying season finale with deat...
Daily News Weekly is your most trustworthy source of fictional news! In this biweekly episode, your host Bill Baloney takes you through:
Pedo Santa Is Real Interview With Batman Interview With Jesus
Daily News Weekly is your most trustworthy source of fictional news! In this biweekly episode, your host Bill Baloney takes you through:
Comet to Destroy All Life on Earth in Five Months Previously Unknown Churchill Speech Discovered A Word from Our Sponsors News In Brief
Full Churchill speech: https://tinyurl.com/2nmt2ez7
(Season 1 of Daily News Weekly is a trial project. Quality of content may vary. Seriously, be prepared for a r...
Daily News Weekly is your most trustworthy source of fictional news! In this biweekly episode, your host Bill Baloney takes you through:
Germany Switches from Nuclear to Coal in Bid to Save the Environment Science Shenanigans News in Brief
(Season 1 of Daily News Weekly is a trial project. Quality of content may vary. Seriously, be prepared for a roller-coaster ride of quality.)
Daily News Weekly is your most trustworthy source of fictional news! In this biweekly episode, your host Bill Baloney takes you through:
Comfortable Lies Party Beats Unpleasant Truth Party in Election Cyanide Cuisine A Word from Our Sponsors Poetry and Paleontology Disney To Bulk-Release Ten Star Wars Movies Every Month
(Season 1 of Daily News Weekly is a trial project. Quality of content may vary. Seriously, be prepared for a roll...
Daily News Weekly is your most trustworthy source of fictional news! In this biweekly episode, your host Bill Baloney takes you through:
Australia Arms Kangaroos Vienna Opera Goes Vegan Daily News Weekly’s Tip Hotline News in Brief
(Season 1 of Daily News Weekly is a trial project. Quality of content may vary. Seriously, be prepared for a roller-coaster ride of quality.)
Daily News Weekly is your most trustworthy source of fictional news! In this biweekly episode, your host Bill Baloney takes you through:
War Breaks Out in the Vatican Woody Allen and Michael Bay to Co-Direct Movie News In Brief
(Season 1 of Daily News Weekly is a trial project. Quality of content may vary. Seriously, be prepared for a roller-coaster ride of quality.)
Daily News Weekly is your most trustworthy source of fictional news! In this biweekly episode, your host Bill Baloney takes you through:
World Championship in Disinterest News In Brief
(Season 1 of Daily News Weekly is a trial project. Quality of content may vary. Seriously, be prepared for a roller-coaster ride of quality.)
Daily News Weekly is your most trustworthy source of fictional news! In this biweekly episode, your host Bill Baloney takes you through:
- Toddlers Are Selfish
- Clowns Are Tired of Being Laughed At
- World's Most Offensive Joke Ever
- News In Brief
(Season 1 of Daily News Weekly is a trial project. Quality of content may vary. Seriously, be prepared for a roller-coaster ride of quality.)
Daily News Weekly breaks into our regular schedule to bring you breaking news from the world of in-flight fecal flukes.
Daily News Weekly is your most trustworthy source of fictional news! In this biweekly episode, your host Bill Baloney takes you through:
- Unesco Causes A Stir With New Addition To the World Heritage List
- Honest Bartholemew's Mail-Order Spouses
- Boeing Stock Price Takes a Hit
- Interview With World Champion in Knock-Knock Jokes
(Season 1 of Daily News Weekly is a trial project. Quality of content may vary. Seriously, be ...
Daily News Weekly is your most trustworthy source of fictional news! In this biweekly episode, your host Bill Baloney takes you through:
- WWF On Endangered Animals Killing Spree
- Scientists Prove Nothing Exists
- James Cameron To Make Action-Packed Thriller Based on Bob Ross
(Season 1 of Daily News Weekly is a trial project. Quality of content may vary. Seriously, be prepared for a roller-coaster ride of quality.)
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