Life is weird. I am weird. I talk about both.
Why protesters who stop traffic are evil people.
In the darkness of the solar eclipse shines the stupidity of some people.
Why do young people think calling someone old is an insult, when they are also going to get old ?
My war with the fruit flies part duex
Why one of the warnings before a television show should be “ The following program contains pillow talk “
Why I don’t think our loved ones are waiting to meet us when we die...
I was involved in a mugging gone wrong
I think my life is a video game being played by somebody’s dad
Another dumb movie trope
I want to see a movie where the hero says “ no”
Don’t ask a hitman “How did you get in here?”
The best intersection ever
Why do some places not take credit cards?
Why Chick-fil-A is the best fast food restaurant ever.
Manufactured enthusiasm at mandatory meetings
No, Target did not do that. I don’t care what Fox News says.
What do we want? To stop chanting. When do we want it? Now
The one part of a job interview nobody should fail
That’s a barn burner.
.The only time it is ok to throw mail on the floor
"All problems can be solved by losing your temper
Why do people have signs that say “ we call the police”?
Why we need to get rid of the password dots
Why I don’t believe people who say the ...
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The best ASMR you will ever watch
Is it wrong that when somebody dies all I want to know is what happened?
Things I do because I am a bad person.
The only time you are allowed to go shopping without cleaning up first.
why I always buy throw rugs
The reason all humanity is messed up in the head.
Should I have picked up found lottery tickets ?
Why all greeting cards s...
I have to be right, even when I am wrong
Joe Biden solves the potato chip crisis
Legit store? Or high end garage sale?
How to get rid of fruit flies?
How did anti-depressant pills get FDA approved?
Why can’t I stop the spam e-mail?
Why you should not use a credit card at a self car wash
Do people who work at incense shops stink ?
Why must people comment on what I am buying?
I would, but I am not a d-bag
What’s up with that? Limos
Leap day and Nothing better than getting three paychecks in one month
What’s up with that? Feeding animals
Why I have a problem with the story “ the three little pigs”
I would wish that on my worst enemy
Why does everyone hate pennies?
The People who always pay in exact change paradox
I tell the funniest joke in the world
The things I will do for my coffee
Why do corporatio...
If you can’t remember it must not be important
How I always take my criticism
If this happens, you are not receiving a tip.
I agree with Mr. Pink, sort of.
Why do humans impose dumb rules on themselves.
Why won’t anyone let you use a $100 bill?
There is no way fast food is cheaper than eating healthy
Why I am a bad ass
The stuff I get away with because people have short attention spans
I am not paying my red light ticket.
You don’t have to be a scientist to know that the Earth is not flat.
My thoughts on the show “ the Curse”
All employees have to do is acknowledge I am there.
I have reverse imposter syndrome
All you need is a good thumbnail nothing else matters
Why Valentine’s Day is a bully.
Why I would never buy a used lazy boy
A television show has to be really good if I am going to watch subtitles
Who is a worse person?
Owners being more insane than the dog they are apologizing for.
Why I want to be reincarnated as a male bee
The answer to all life’s problems, according to television.
My favorite thing about freshly melted snow
Apple Vision Pro seems completely unnecessary
I don’t trust people who always say “ That’s a great question”.
You can’t catch a cold from not wearing a jacket
Why I got a job at Fermi Lab
Why are there bullets on the sidewalk?
Outstanding is not always a good thing
The only thing the library is used for now
Smith and Wesson makes a bulletproof watch.
Even God hates the Burger King commercial
The 4 ways you can die if stranded in the wilderness
Chipotle is now using healthy soap
I don’t know if I should love or hate Tow truck drivers
No swimming signs
Why I spent time in jail
Sad news for my cat
How much do you really love your pet?
Being called sir or ma’am
WHY YOU SHOULD NOT FEED YOUR CATS DRY FOOD
Why you should read other people’s diary
Why I am afraid of teenagers
My tho...
Why betting on football changes the way we watch
Did you know that pencils do not contain lead?
Why is there a child seat in the toilet stall?
A pickup truck going through an identity crisis
The notifications have gotten out of control
Why I have a defamation suit against the dictionary
Why did my USPS package go to 12 different post offices?
I let a genie out of a lamp, and now I can’t get rid of him
Advice that will change yo...
What I would like to do as a prank
Why water drinking contests are a bad idea
Has anyone else had dreams about poop?
Why you should know what kind of door it is before you attempt to slam it in anger
Stop posting riddles online
You are a genius if you can solve this
Why PEMDAS always causes online fights
Why humans never know they made a mistake until it is too late
A message to new subscribers
My traumatic deep sea voyage
Why are ...
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I prove that not a single person is above having confirmation bias.
Why do people do so much work at the store , just do avoid walking?
Why hasn’t Santa Claus been canceled yet?
In a world of cancel culture how is Santa Claus still Hanging in there?
I come clean about being abused.
I talk about further versus farther, people misusing ironic, and why nobody has ever used the phrase “ worst case scenario” correctly .
I learned by acc...
Have you ever tried to find an answer online? Ever try to get that explanation to an end of a movie? Then you know what I am talking about
The chicken and the egg is not a paradox, and it has a solution.
I give you advice about wiping your butt , that will change your life.
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