Audiobooks Link Audiobooks I've begun recording short stories, mobile listeners search for FM JEFFERSON readings on YouTube; PC listeners use the links below. Public Domain Short Stories: Listen here Henry Lawson Readings: Step into the Australian bush, where the characters are real, the hardships are raw, and the stories stay with you. Listen here
'Sixty seconds? It takes almost sixty seconds to say your name!' 'Oh... very droll. Very droll indeed.'
Audiobook Readings: Book readings taken from the public domain and stories by the great Australian short story writer Henry Lawson. If your interested, type FM JEFFERSON into YouTube.
'.... rriiiiing ... rriiiing' 'Ahoy — Ahoy!' 'Who on earth answers their phone like that?' 'It's my new way of answering the phone.' 'Okay, that’s it — you’ve really gone bananas now.’ 'Ahoy-me-hearty — Ahoy!'
'Oh, yes... the halcyon days were the best days.' 'I agree, but they wouldn't have been anything without the kingfishers.' 'Kingfishers?'
Magnanimous... 'to be... or not to be?'
‘How could you say it was fortuitous that he broke his finger? What a thing to say – that's hardly good luck!’ ‘Exactly... that's what I said.’ ‘No, you said it was fortuitous!’ ‘Yes, that's right, I ... Oh, have a listen to the episode. You'll see what I mean.'
Deipnosophist ... and the story of how today's word became today's word!
Words in Action
A mystery involving four words!
‘Look at old Roger out there basking in the sun — he looks perfectly copacetic.’ ‘Oh, do you think he should move into the shade, then?’
‘Matha, don’t you find Stanley a rather boring supercilious?’ ‘No, I don’t think so — I think he’s more of a super-silly soddiest.’ ‘Oh dear… is there such a word?’
‘Charge your glasses, ladies and gentlemen, and raise a toast to the motto of the unhurried, who prefer not to seize the day but would rather—Neglige diem!’
‘Define oxymoron.’ ‘Sure… that’s as clear as mud.’
Impecunious : im-pih-KYOO-nee-uhs
‘Fancy a bite to eat?’ ‘I would, but I’m feeling rather… impecunious.’ ‘Impecunious? That sounds expensive.’ ‘On the contrary, my good man—you’ll find it a wise investment… one that will come back to you a hundredfold.’ ‘Oh, really? Another one of those meals, I see.'
"Holy doghouse, Batman! This looks like a pet cemetery—with all these statues of dogs on the graves!’ ‘Not quite, Boy Wonder… you’re barking up the wrong tree.’ ‘Gosh—then what is it?’ ‘A mystery, Robin… and one worth uncovering.’ ‘Doggone, Batman, I have a lot to learn.’ ‘Don’t worry, old chum. This eveni...
Meanwhile, at the headquarters of ‘We Get the Truth Inc’:
‘Chief, the algorithms are inconclusive. The lie detectors are baffled. We simply cannot be sure he’s telling the truth.’
A deathly silence fell across the room.
The Chief rose slowly. Steely-eyed. Stone-faced. Immovable.
In a low, determined voice, he said, ‘Send in the Gregorios Twins — Gregory and Gregoria.’
‘She has such a euphonious voice.’ ‘What? Nonsense — she has magical dulcet tones.’ ‘Blimey, next you’ll be telling me she has a sonorous voice.’ ‘You’re all wrong. Her voice is like honey to the ear — smooth, sweet and impossible to resist. In a word: mellifluous!
'I’m off to town, love.' 'Take care — it’s rough downtown nowadays.' 'No need to worry, dear. Big Brother has me — and everyone else — under surveillance. They’re always watching out for us.' 'Oh, yes, I forgot, aren’t they wonderful?' 'hmm.
'While Cupid sends arrows of love, watch out — cupidity can have a nasty sting!'
Terry: By Jove, that was quite an email, Ken. I’m sure Sue will be moved. Ken: You read my private email? Terry: You accidentally sent it to the entire office staff. Ken: No... I’m ruined! Terry: Oh, dear, never mind, I'm sure things will pick up! (He said with the corners of his mouth slightly turned up)
Pulchritudinous. 'puhl·kruh·choo·duh·nuhs'
‘‘Did you hear Marie has opened a new flower shop?’ ‘No, what’s it called?’ ‘The Pulchritudinous Florist.’ ‘Who, Marie or the flowers?’ ‘Both.’
Even at a young age, Sally was delightfully loquacious and engaging.
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