Bad [BLEEPS] of the Bible

This week we have a mesmerizing journey through history as we uncover the captivating tale of our Bad [BLEEP] Ruth – a woman whose story brims with love, resilience, and the unbreakable bond between women. From sorrow to strength, Ruth's narrative unfolds, painting a portrait of courage, compassion, and fierce determination.

Join Scott as we celebrate the power of hope, the triumph of love, and the beauty of rewritin...

May's coming at you with another installment of Uncut, and, REMINDER, Uncut is just that. It's unedited, unBLEEPED, and probably not suited for the kiddos. If that's not your vibe skip away, Bleepers, and I'll see you next Tuesday for another family friendly episode from our wild source material that is the Bible!

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The Bible is like a wild rollercoaster ride—women pounding stakes into heads, talking donkeys, she-bears, you name it! But amidst the chaos, there are some jaw-dropping miracles, like the legendary feeding of the 5000 by the man, the myth, the legend himself, Jesus. 

This story's got it all—literal catering miracles, fishy charcuterie boards, and wine more. So grab your snacks, pour yourself a glass, and get ready for...

Dive into the colorful world of parables with us! Today, we're unpacking the timeless tale of "The Wise Man and the Foolish Man" from the iconic Sermon on the Mount (or Plain).  But hold onto your hats, folks, because we're adding a twist of whimsy to this classic story!

We're taking you on a trip to Parableville, where two builders, Rocky and Sandy, embark on their construction adventures. Rocky, the epitom...

In this week’s Bad [BLEEPS] of the Bible, we’ll be “digesting” the epic tale of Ehud and his showdown with the corpulent King Eglon. Brace yourselves for a wild ride featuring “unique” traits, intrigue, and a double-edged sword. Don’t miss it!

Sources:

1. The Bible (KJV)
2. “Ehud v. Eglon: Evidence for the Biblical Account” by Christopher Eames from armstronginstitute.org
3. “Judges 3:22” from biblehub.com
4. "Meet Ehud: Killer o...

Join us for a deep dive into the fascinating world of Easter! Beyond the egg hunts and bunny hops, we're exploring the rich history and intriguing facts behind this celebrated holiday. From the symbolism of resurrection to the mysteries of Jesus' crucifixion, there's so much to uncover. Did you know that Easter predates Christianity, or that Jesus may have risen at the "unholy hour" of 3p? Tune in to our po...

A lot of dead people in this episode but don't worry, ya'll we're coming in hot for Easter! Tune in to hear about Scott getting pulled over in a funeral, Freddy butchering every story told in March, and a whole lot more! Once again, just a reminder, these episodes are #uncut and contain material out of the ordinary Bad [BLEEPS]. Listener discretion advised. 

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It's our first rerun, ya'll! As the Purim holiday was recently celebrated and as this holiday is DIRECTLY inspired by the incredible tale of our [BLEEP] Esther, I thought it was the perfect time to tell this [BLEEP]'s story....again!! Please enjoy this rerun of one of my favorites: Esther.  Gallows, harems, kings, queens, contests, and secrets read more like a murder mystery, and this story delivers just as much dram...

Jehosheba is a TRUE unsung hero of the Old Testament: she defied an evil, murderous Queen, saved the lineage leading to Jesus himself, smuggled, hid, and trained the young heir to the throne, and led a revolt against a tyrannical ruler. What more can you ask for? A princess and protector, Jehosheba is one Bad [BLEEP] of the Bible!

Sources:

1. The Bible - 2 Kings 11
2. “Jehosheba: How She Saved the Rightful King of Judah” by La...

In today's episode, we unravel the  legacy of the Biblical Bad [BLEEP] that is the Queen of Sheba.

a figure shrouded in mystery and legend, some hail her as a holy founder, symbol of a nation,  guardian of the mythical Ark of the Covenant, and founder of a dynasty that continues to today. Others paint her as a a demon, a djinn, and a temptress with a dark side.

But we won't settle for just one narrative. No, we're delv...

Step back in time with Shifruh and Pooah, two extraordinary midwives who faced down the mighty Pharaoh and refused to be instruments of destruction. In the heart of ancient Egypt's captivity, they defied a genocidal decree, choosing courage over compliance. Their act of civil disobedience, immortalized in Exodus 1, not only spared countless lives but paved the way for their descendants to rise to prominence. Rewarded by Yahweh...

On this 40th Episode of Bad [BLEEPS] Scott and Freddy go over the latest Bad [Bleeps] Samson & Delilah and Abraham & Sarah, where they explore why God chose the bully Samson of all people to 'bless', and also wonder why God loves to have Abraham 'poke' so many people. In this episode of Uncut they everything from dead parents, to Hey Arnold innuendos are , so don't miss it!

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Jump into the captivating love story of Abraham and Sarah on Bad [BLEEPS] of the Bible! From deceitful escapades in Egypt to unexpected prophecies and a surprising twist in the wilderness, their journey is filled with drama, laughter, and divine interventions. 🎭 Don't miss the twists and turns – tune in for a wild ride! #BadBleepsOfTheBible #LoveStory #DramaUnleashed #Bible #BibleStories #AbrahamandSarah #BadBleeps #NameChang...

Unveiling the timeless tale of Samson and Delilah – a saga of love, betrayal, and divine intervention etched in history. Dive into the complexities of human nature and the consequences of succumbing to temptation. Think you know the story of Samson? Guarantee you don't! Tune in to find out, the rest of the story.

Sources:

1. The Bible
2. “Samson and Delilah” from Wikipedia
3. “Samson and Delilah” from biblestudytools.com

Embark on a biblical rollercoaster with our Bad [BLEEP] Jacob as he navigates the original love triangle in Genesis 28! From stealing inheritances to dodging angry brothers, get ready for ladders to heaven, conniving cousins, and unwelcome surprises.

A love story that'll have you saying, 'Did that really happen?' Join us as we unravel the twists and turns of Jacob's arduous journey to love, topped with...

Freddy's back ya'll! We're recapping the four part story of Joseph as well as hearing the story of Freddy's traffic stop with a twist. We also cover everything from New Year's resolutions to our rendition of Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat. You won't want to miss this fun-filled episode!

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It’s the final episode of our Bad [BLEEP] Joseph who has one more test for his previously conniving, jealous brothers. Could this be their moment of repentance or are they going to show that they’ve remained unchanged and unrepentant even after all these years? Tune in to find out whether Joseph chooses mercy or vengeance, hope or sadness, a reunion or a departing. The choice is literally in his hands. What will his choice be? This...

It’s part 3 of our Bad [BLEEP] Joseph’s journey. From brother, to sold slave, to house manager, to royal prisoner, Joseph has had a tumultuous life to say the least; but, don’t despair because things are about to get much more more sunny for our main squeeze. So much so that one of the most crucial of dreams is about to come to fruition - remember those twelve stars and twelves sheaves? Tune in to Part 4 to discover carnivorous cow...

In part two of our Joseph series, we pick up where we left off with Joseph’s arrival in Egypt after his being sold by his brothers to the Ishmaelites. So much happens to poor Joseph in this week’s episode including some household drama, some false accusations, prison time, more dream interpretation, beheadings, impalement, and an appearance by some flesh eating crows. This week’s delicious story is surely not one to miss!

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